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Oh, shit!

Fuck's sake.

Sorry.

It's okay.

I was getting up now.

Don't work yourself to death. You'll make it in time for the party.

But… I want it to be good.

And it will be.

What is it?

It was just a little awkward when you said we're moving in together

with Amanda there.

But… you don't have to run everything you do by Amanda.

You can make your own decisions.

Or Amanda could move in.

We could build another cozy corner.

-What the fuck… -And my cousins could move in as well.

It would be like a cool, sexless, weird commune.

Sounds good.

You're allowed to do things just for yourself.

You know that, right?

Yeah, of course.

Hey!

DIARY OF A DITCHED GIRL

-Oh my God. -Hey!

-Hey. -I was gonna ring the…

You don't need to do that. Just come on in. Like always.

Oh, are those the costumes for the party?

Yep. Hope they're okay.

So, I think I just got my period. Could I borrow a tampon?

Yeah, in the bathroom. But I've only got minis.

Minis?

Okay. I'll need three.

Hey, should we put this up?

Mm, not now.

SORRY, I DID SOME STALKING TO GET YOUR NUMBER

ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOKED SO UPSET THE OTHER DAY. /EMIL

What does this mean?

When's the last time you saw each other? Was something wrong?

-No. Uh… -Just ask him.

I have to work now.

No.

No?

It seems like he cares though.

This is just how they play their mind games.

I don't know, he doesn't really seem like a douche.

I mean, why else would he be texting you then?

Who knows? It's like all men are fucking psycho.

Amanda, can you… I gotta work.

Seriously?

I work here too, you know?

I know you do.

You've got tape… I'm just really tired, I'm sorry.

I'm tired too.

I wanna know…

I wanna know why you decided to unmatch me on Tinder.

What? I just deleted the app.

I was so sick and tired of the whole dating game.

And after…

Well, after you and me…

What?

It was obvious that you weren't into me.

And it felt like you wanted me to…

to just go.

No, I was really into it! I promise.

But I just thought you wanted me to shower, and then you wanted to go.

Actually… …I loved it.

I really didn't want to go.

Really? God, I'm sorry.

I'm just such a mess with all this dating stuff.

I've been ditched so many times I just don't know how I actually feel anymore.

What fucking idiot would do that?

Hey, are you busy?

Well, at least they're not using a staple gun like in The Wrestler.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

They should have those chairs they throw at each other, right?

-Another beer? -Oh. I'll get it. It's my turn.

-I'll get it. -No, let me. It's my turn.

It's my round.

-Hey. -Hey.

I didn't know you were into wrestling.

Yeah. Because you didn't make an effort, did you?

Ay!

Two beers, thanks.

Coming up.

Hey, I'm, uh, sorry about your birthday.

With your sister. I don't know what happened, but, uh, I fucked up.

It's okay, seriously. It wasn't your fault.

-That your… brother? -Sorry?

Is that your brother?

No. That's my date.

Uh, it's on the house.

-Thanks, but I'll pay. -No, honestly.

-It's fine, don't worry. -It's just beer. Come on.

-Okay? -Okay.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Yo.

Your ass looks amazing in those pants.

Oh, stop it, Jonte.

You know where to find me.

-You okay? -Yeah.

-Cheers. -Cheers!

Ooh!

That was… totally--

Amanda!

-Oh my God, no! -What?

-Cool, right? -Right.

No, take it off. It's creepy! I can't take you seriously.

-Is it that bad? -Yeah.

I think it's dope.

Okay, it's ugly.

It's really ugly.

-This is pretty. -Yeah. It is.

Well, no. It's, well, an anti-prostitution thing. So…

-Ah. -Yeah.

So they light it up to deter people.

-Yeah. -So…

But it is pretty.

You're right.

Wha… What is it?

It's one of those parties for the building.

I know how you feel.

What are you waiting for?

Want a drink?

There's wine. Uh, there's milk too.

I'm actually trying to cut down on milk.

Wine?

-Ooh! -Yeah?

Hey.

I was just coming to help you.

I'm sorry about… the sour taste. It's the wine that I just--

Oh, shit. These things are really…

-They're a hazard. -I love them!

Bye.

I'll see you tonight.

Are you sure you wanna come? You don't have to.

I don't want you to feel pressured.

Of course I do.

-Mm? -Yeah.

Is it full costume though?

'Cause I don't…

-No. -Is the wrestling mask enough?

More than enough. I can bring it.

Nice.

So weird to have a plus one.

Oh, weird to say?

No.

No.

What's your costume?

This.

You can't do that.

You can't do that.

Show me again?

He's cute.

-Is his hair thinning? -No!

Jesus Christ, Filip!

No. It looks like it's just the angle of the light in the photo.

Oh my God. His hair loss paranoia has gone insane recently.

He sees it everywhere.

I'm just scared of being 40 on a plane on my way back from Türkiye,

surrounded by other guys my age, and we all have bandages on our heads,

drinking Bloody Marys.

It's so nice that you're here.

-You are so cute together. -Shut up!

-I love it. -Mm.

I might need new pillows.

Wait, so is Emil coming to the costume party?

He's got dinner first, but then he'll come.

-It's weird, I feel safe with him. -Mm.

-What's that? -Knife sharpener.

-Don't you have one already? -Yeah, but it's blunt.

-A blunt knife sharpener? -Yeah, very blunt.

Okay.

Anthony Bourdain.

-Stop it! -It's blunt.

Blunt as…

DOUBLE DUVET

Perfect.

It looks brilliant.

But I look like Super Mario.

No, you look like Action Man Dr. Xtra Strong.

Hello. Hello there.

Okay, I gotta admit. I'm super stoked with the logos, guys.

Isn't the radio so great?

-The walkie-talkie? -So cool.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Well, you don't seem that happy with the costume.

I love it!

I was just hoping for something sexy that's all. Sorry.

But we decided on this together.

Yes, we did. I remember, I was there.

Yeah, and like, it's more fun than a sexy costume, isn't it?

Absolutely.

It's just… Sorry, I'm just nervous.

Hello! Hello, hello!

-Hey! -Oh my God!

You look so adorable!

Hey, Jabba, Ronja! Come over here and take a look!

You look so fucking good.

You look amazing!

-Oh my God, you look fucking great! -I told you so.

Shut up! Turn around! Turn, turn!

-Twirl! -Wow!

-Right? -You made these?

-Well, Adina did, yeah. -I haven't slept in two weeks.

-You look so great! Fuck! -It's so fucking great!

-You look gorgeous! Like, so sexy! -So hot.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

Come in! Get yourselves a drink!

Come in, come in!

Let's go!

What are you? Are you doing a costume change later on, or…

-I guess that… -Oh, Emil's coming later.

Emil's coming?

-Emil Wester's coming? -Yes!

Emil Wester?!

Hey, is that a friend of Filip's?

Nah, that's Lilleman's Tinder date.

She ditched him after ten seconds.

So Filip took pity on him.

-Oh, man! -Yeah.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Yes!

HOW'S THE PARTY?

-Gonna call Emil. -Yeah?

Okay.

Hey!

-Hey! -Hey.

Whoa! Oh my God!

-Nice eyebrows. -Where are you?

-We're just going out. -Oh.

I thought you were coming here after dinner.

-Say hi to Armand. -Hey.

-Hey. -Hey.

-Costume party? -That's right.

She does no wrong. Now presenting Dr. Xtra Strong!

-It's a good look! -You think so?

But I've gotta go, but see you later.

-Okay. -Yeah.

Ciao then.

I mean, she does no wrong.

-Yes. Xtra Strong! -Xtra Strong!

♪ I'm falling in love With your favorite song ♪

♪ I'm gonna sing it all night long ♪

♪ I'm gonna dance with somebody Dance with somebody ♪

♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪

Shouldn't you talk to the Tinder guy?

Oh my God! He just needs to go!

HOW'S THE PARTY?

HI THERE

HIII! THINK YOU'LL BE HERE SOON?

Okay, only shots from now on. As little liquid as possible.

Yeah.

I'm so happy with these costumes. They turned out great.

God, I wish I was Lilleman!

Why hasn't he texted back?

Ooh! I gotta go dance, bye!

Yeah, but close the door!

Can you close the door, Adina!?

Yes, bite me! Bite my lip. Now!

You're so fucking sexy!

-Hey! Wait a second! -What?

One second.

This is Lilleman's beer.

What? Is this for me?

Uh-huh. Just take it and unmatch her.

Okay, yeah. Thanks.

WE'RE ON OUR WAY, OR WE'RE OUT. BE THERE IN LIKE TEN MINUTES.

OKAY, SEE YOU SOON. CAN'T WAIT!

♪ And easiness, no I ♪

♪ Don't know what that's about ♪

♪ So I go out ♪

Fuck, yeah! I love you!

You always ask the parrot!

♪ Last night I was out Clubbing with Jonny boy ♪

Well, hello! How are you?

♪ 'Cause I was restless Walking home from work… ♪

My 30th. My 30th!

It was fucking wonderful!

And everyone who loves me came to it.

Although, you know, it was just…

♪ Jonny boy ♪

♪ Can we go out? ♪

♪ I know myself And thinking doesn't work ♪

♪ To heal myself ♪

♪ And easiness, no I ♪

♪ Don't know what that's about ♪

♪ So I go out ♪

-Hello? -Hey, where are you?

We're… We're out.

-Sorry? -We're out right now!

But you said you were coming and that you were on your way!

Yeah, but I don't know how to get there, so…

But I sent the address hours ago. Are you even coming?

Yeah, I said I was.

But the party's finishing now and I'm really tired, so…

Okay, so just go to bed.

What?

Go to bed then and I'll catch you later, okay?

Okay?

I wanna go home.

-Huh? -I wanna leave!

Hey, stop! Not yet!

Adina, I wanna go home!

I wanna go!

-I gotta talk to you. -What is it?

No! Listen, listen, listen, I…

Look, I really, really wanna stay. We can talk here.

I don't wanna. I wanna go.

What happened?

What is it?

Emil's not coming.

I can't handle him ditching me too.

Okay, I get that it sucks. I'm sorry.

Can we please talk about it tomorrow? I really just want to have fun.

Thanks a lot.

-What's that supposed to mean? -It's your fault he's not coming!

-It's my fault he's not coming? -Yeah.

Of course he wasn't gonna come if I look like this. Fuck!

We look like scarecrows.

"Weird he didn't come."

So take it off. I don't care.

Please back me up.

-Back you up? -What?

Amanda, all I've ever done is back you up.

I know every one of your feelings from the past ten years.

'Cause you can't contain anything you feel.

You take everything and make it about yourself.

Now you say it's the costume's fault?

-You mean so much to me. -Stop!

-Look Adina, it's me! -Stop! This is fucking bullshit. I'm done.

You're so cold!

I am not cold, okay?

Don't say that.

You just don't get it, do you?

We are all responsible

for our own emotions.

People can't cope with yours!

Grow up!

And don't you dare start crying.

I'm going back in.

♪ When your sparkle evades your soul ♪

♪ I'll be at your side to console ♪

♪ When you're standing On the window ledge ♪

♪ I'll talk you back from the edge ♪

♪ I will turn, I will turn your tide ♪

♪ Be your shepherd I swear, I'll be your guide ♪

♪ When you're lost In the deep and darkest place around ♪

♪ May my words Walk you home safe and sound ♪

BASED ON THE NOVEL BY AMANDA ROMARE