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Yeah,

I know I'm running late. I'm running

super late.

But, I mean, I only have a few more chores left and Mickey's here. He's just

watching TV.

Yeah, I know, of course.

But yeah, I can probably head out there really soon. I should be able to make

the class.

Let me just ask if you can help me out here real quick.

Hey, Nicky?

Babe? Yeah?

Do you mind helping me with a load, honey?

Yeah,

no problem. Sure.

Oh, okay. Thanks, hon.

So I'll see you soon.

Yeah. Yeah, Nick's going to help me with the load.

Yeah.

Yeah, I should do this.

Hey, I'll see you later.

Okay.

Hey,

what are you watching?

Oh, I love this show.

Yeah. It's so funny.

I didn't know you liked this show.

Oh, wait, this is the best part.

Here, I brought the laundry for you.

If you don't mind, just remember, light to light, dark to dark, you know. I got

it. Don't worry about it. I got it. I really feel helpful around the house. I

appreciate you so much.

Such a good friend.

Thanks.

This show cracks me up.

It's a good show.

Mmm.

So what are you doing?

I was making sure they were clean.

I think those are clean.

Did you like the way they smell?

Uh, um, the... They smell fine.

They're clean, right?

Yeah.

I mean, I was thinking about wearing these for my workout class, but I feel

they're kind of faded. Do you think they're faded?

No, no, no. I don't think it'll be a problem.

I'm afraid they're going to be too see -through for the workout class, but...

I'll just try them on really quick.

You think I can get your opinion?

Yeah, that's fine. Sure. Yeah, I'm going to just try them on real quick. I just

need you to let me know if they're too see -through.

Okay. Hey, Nick, come here.

So, I'm going to try these on in front of you. I need you to let me know if

they're a little too faded so I don't go out looking like a crazy person in

class.

Okay, whatever you say, Mom.

You know I'm your stepmom.

Okay, whatever you say, stepmom.

Stop that.

Okay.

You act like you've never seen a pair of kitties before.

I mean, not my mom, but... Your stepmom.

Hey, different.

Hey, um, actually, you can go ahead and talk these into that load.

Okay. Take your hands down, it's fine.

Alright.

Come on, let's be realistic here. You're a grown man.

And we're family. It's not like anything is happening.

Yep, we're family.

I got these a little while ago, and I swear, they're super

cute. I wore them so many times, I'm afraid that they're faded.

I think they look okay.

Well, we're about to see right now.

Let me know if this line in the back is straight. Oh my god.

I don't know. It looks pretty straight.

Those are nice.

Yeah, they're pretty nice.

I thought they were really cute and they were so comfortable.

Yeah?

That was silly, stop that.

Okay. You've never seen a pair of fits before?

Oh my god, Jesus.

Hold up, I think I... So... I think I see something like a lint or something.

Oh, lint, yeah.

Sorry.

Bad boy.

I got it, though.

Yeah, you're good. The line is right there.

I mean...

I think it looks really, maybe a little faded.

Oh, you know what?

I'm going to just put the jacket on, and that should be perfect. Yeah, that

should do it.

Yeah, let me see.

Can you still see anything?

No, it's perfect.

Go with that.

Yeah? Yeah.

Thanks, son.

Anytime.

Happy to help.

Please do me a favor. Please simply throw those purple clothes into the

Yes, sir.

Thanks, babe.

Oh, fuck.

Unbelievable.

Hey, Nicky?

Yep? Just please... don't forget to do your chores vacuum don't forget to pick

up your room it is gross in there okay please i'm begging you like when i get

back it should be done okay promise yeah okay thank you peanut

Me? Oh, my God.

I just had the craziest class, and it's entirely your fault.

I did all my chores.

I don't give a fuck about the chores, okay?

I asked you for an honest opinion.

Is it that hard?

It's the simplest task.

You know what my instructor did today? He pointed out to the entire class that

my leggings were way too distracting. You know why? Why were they distracting?

Why? I'm so glad you asked.

They're distracting because they're see -through.

I mean, I can't really.

It's not a see -through. They are see -through, okay? I asked for your

and now the instructor was there, and he's grabbing on my ass and groping on

and grabbing my fist.

It's just, this is just, I asked for your honest opinion. Was it that hard?

Um, I mean, it looks good.

It looks good on you, right? It looks good?

You know what? Stay right there. We have to talk. Stay right there.

Okay.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to lie to you.

They looked really good on you.

I was a little, you know, not in my head. I'm sorry.

Listen, I'm not angry with you. I'm just... Look,

it was the craziest class.

Because you lied to me, my instructor kept me after class. He kept me late.

He was grabbing on me, on my tits, on my ass.

my pussy.

Yeah. And he made me stay after class late.

And I can't even lie. Like, I fucked him.

I'm not hearing that. Come on. I don't want to hear this.

First off, it was your fault.

First off, it was your fault.

If I didn't see you nipping my panties and smelling my underwear, it made me

feel wet.

I couldn't help it.

I'm so horny these days.

And your father, he just, we don't have a very, you know, crazy sex life. In

fact, I can't even remember the last time we had sex.

And so watching you just got me so

turned on. I couldn't help it.

Jesus. You know what I want now, though?

What? I want you to come eat mommy's pussy.

No way. That'll kill me.

Your father's going to kill you when he finds out you've been sniffing my

underwear since we got married.

You're going to tell him?

Only if you don't come to eat the pussy.

Come here.

Be a good boy for mommy.

That's such a good part, man.

Oh!

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Love you, Sean.

I already caught you sniffing my underwear.

That would be better in real life, huh?

Such a good boyfriend mommy

Good boy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Who knew my suction stick was way better than my husband's?

I'm stretching my down out.

Your father doesn't even do that.

We'll be right back.

I'm gonna go eat.

Fuck you.

Straight.

Take that dick. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's so fucking deep. Yes!

Yes!

Oh!

You good boy? You such a good fucking boy, her mommy.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes.

looking there.

of laundry?

God, yeah.

Listen, don't tell your father anything.

And, uh, you might be able to do this again.

Oh, yeah.

Such a good boyfriend, Mommy.