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It'll start with the credits and a big soundtrack...

The credits will have tons of names 'cos the movie will cost a billion.

And there'll be loads of special effects.

There'll be awesome action scenes.

But there'll be no love scenes because love scenes are ew!

Oh, yeah, there'll be really famous actors

doing crazy stunts,

like jumping off a spaceship onto an atom bomb.

The credits will continue with names you won't have time to read

because they're so long and get boring.

Anyway, then it starts:

Angelo presents The Adventures of Angelo...

That sucks! I'll do it again.

Angelo presents The Adventures of Angelo the Adventurer.

Today's episode is called

The Search for the Holy Grail.

Hi, kids. I'm Angelo,

the world's greatest adventurer.

I'm on a mission to find the legendary Grail of Eternal Life,

trekking through this jungle, in which danger lurks everywhere.

There!

There!

There!

Angelo, eat up and go brush your teeth.

No one tells Angelo what to do.

Babe!

What?

No, nothing.

Don't eat so fast, Angelo, you'll get tummy ache.

Thank you, O Wise One, for that precious advice.

Now tell me where I can find the legendary Grail of Eternal Life.

You can find it at the foot of the Devil's Faucet,

but you should turn back,

for death awaits you there.

Know that Angelo is afraid of nothing!

Yes, okay.

I'll do it right away.

Honey, can you warm up Ellie's food?

I have to send an email.

Yeah, okay.

Because the little tiger needs feeding!

Where's Lรฉo?

I don't believe it! Lรฉo, come eat!

Lรฉo, get down here now!

Okay, I'm not deaf!

What was that?

The cry of Doofusman, my lifelong enemy?

Honey, what setting?

The usual.

Yes, okay.

"The usual."

Having escaped death 18 times,

Angelo finally lays his eyes on the object of every desire.

The Holy Grail!

Yes, baby, it's almost ready.

Who wants this delicious slice of sandwich bread?

Angelo the Adventurer is finally almost there

when, suddenly...

Tarantula Gigantica!

What you doing, Slaphead?

Doofusman!

Doofusman is Angelo the Adventurer's arch enemy.

He was pieced together from lots of other doofuses.

A cute little spider!

Let's see what it looks like squashed.

No, you mustn't harm little creatures!

We'll see about that, Slaphead!

No one calls me Slaphead.

Slaphead, Slaphead, Slaphead!

Don't get all upset.

Hi, Sophie, okay?

Is it serious?

What did the doctor say?

No hope? Really?

Yes, okay, we'll get there as soon as we can.

What's wrong, my love?

That was my sister. Mom's in a bad way.

She's not going to make it.

Why's Mom crying?

Are you getting divorced?

Your aunt called.

Your gran is sick.

The doctor said it's really serious.

Your gran may... How can I put it?

We have to get there quick before...

Is she going to die? Has she got the cancer sickness?

Has her battery run down?

Gran's gonna die?

A world without Gran isn't possible.

Gran lives in the countryside, where there are lots of wild animals.

Help, Gran!

I'm being eaten alive by brain-sucking aliens!

Too late!

Be sure to take your shoes off before you come in.

Gran always cheats at cards.

You cheated!

Prove it.

Sometimes with Gran I get to watch movies that aren't for children.

Now you'll understand why they call me Ragnard the Butcher!

- Don't look. This isn't for you. - Gran!

Gran gives excellent advice.

If you have to make an important decision,

listen to your inner voice.

It'll always tell you the right thing to do.

And if anyone bothers you, do this!

Okay, Gran.

Gran hands out candy all the time.

Which hand?

Don't tell your mom.

I promise.

You're my little rascal!

But, above all,

she gives lovely, Gran-smelling hugs!

Didn't we already come by here?

Shit!

Daddy said a curse word!

What did he say?

He said: "Shit!"

- Angelo said a curse word! - Shut up, doofus!

That's you, Slaphead!

Why do you never use the GPS?

Don't call me that, you mega doofus!

Slaphead!

- Slaphead! - Shut up!

It's the same every time.

"I don't need a GPS.

"No machine's gonna tell me where to go."

So we go in circles.

Stop it!

Well done!

It's all right, my darling, it's fine.

I think we all need a time-out.

Pee stop for everyone!

Ugh, this is gross! Awesome!

On a dangerous journey back in time Angelo discovers a world

inhabited by terrifying creatures.

I finally get to observe the lizard Detritus Rex

in its natural habitat.

Come with me.

Yes, we're on our way. We're a bit late,

but now we're going to use the GPS!

Hello, I'm Mark 7, your on-board computer.

Take the first exit west.

Okay, let's go.

- Is everyone here? - Yeah.

Did they forget about me?

Come back!

You've left me behind!

I'm going to rot here, surrounded by trash.

Alone and abandoned.

I'll survive by eating soggy old fries.

My whole life will be rottenned.

What's this I hear?

You're throwing in the towel? Giving up?

"Boo hoo, I'm lost!"

Get a grip, Angelo!

You have to twist adversity like this metal bar.

An adventurer laughs at danger.

An adventurer never gives up.

An adventurer always finds his gran!

Yes, he's right. After all, I am an adventurer.

I'm coming, Gran!

Gran lives in the south. I know because it's always warm.

And south is...

there!

Hi there! Who are you?

Wait for me!

I'll come with you.

Hey, you're going too fast!

Oh, yeah, wonderful!

What is this place?

Where are you going?

INTO THE WONDERWOODS

Alert! Alert!

Alert! The kingdom's under attack!

No, I'm not attacking you. I don't even know where I am.

Silence! You don't fool us. Ultra sent you, Demon!

Attack!

Stop it!

Ouch!

Sting! Sting!

Stop it!

Help!

You lose, Demon!

Okay, then, you asked for it!

No! I'm burning up!

No, I'm just getting a tan.

Strategic withdrawal!

What are you waiting for, soldier?

Mommy!

Run, run, run!

The Red Ants will never forget your noble sacrifice.

Mommy!

You're driving too close to the shoulder.

Do you have to talk all the time?

Time is a relative concept, especially for us high potentials.

Mr. Know It All, Mr. Top of the Class,

Mr. Blow Your Own Trumpet!

You're right.

I'm from the latest generation of artificial intelligence.

My artificial intelligence is easily superior to yours.

My margin of error is no more than 0.01 percent.

So you can be wrong.

The probability is almost zero.

But we agree that it's possible?

Technically, yes. But as I just...

So maybe you're wrong when you say you can be wrong.

I... I don't understand. What you're saying is absurd.

Where now, then?

Turn right.

No, no... turn left.

Make your mind up, genius!

What is this crazy place? I gotta get outta here!

Quick, south!

Enough, enough, enough!

I've had enough!

Hey, stop that banging!

It wasn't me, I swear.

Yes, sorry, Mr. Bird. It was me.

I'm sorry.

What's happened to you, boy?

Why are you so angry?

I have to go see my gran, who's really sick.

But I'm lost.

Your plight has moved me.

I'll launch myself into the air, and guide you from above.

Thank you, that's really nice.

Up into the firmament!

Are you all right, Mr. Bird?

Yeah, fine.

I'm used to it.

But you're a squirrel!

Well spotted, son. It's the tragedy of my life.

For my dream is to be a bird.

Since I was little I've dreamt of flying like a bird.

I've never felt like a squirrel. Deep down I feel I'm a bird.

Stop daydreaming, Fabrice. We have acorns to collect.

I decided to tell my father.

When I grow up I'll be a bird.

What? Squirrels don't fly!

We collect acorns.

That's why the Squirrel God made us.

So, in secret I started dressing up as a bird.

But one day my father caught me.

It's a disgrace!

- What will the neighbors think? - Honey...

I never want to see you again!

I decided to leave for good and fly free.

Bye, losers! We'll see whether I can fly or not.

Don't forget to write, Fabrice.

It happens sometimes. You're not what you should be.

Good luck, son.

Maybe there's a way.

Gran told me you should never give up on your dreams.

Never!

Switching to super-brain mode!

No, I can't be bothered.

Okay, okay, I've got an idea!

Fabrice, come back! I think I can help you.

Help me? To fly?

- Really? - Yes.

Look.

Excuse me.

A little knot.

And there you go!

Okay, and now?

Am I flying?

I'm flying!

I'm flying!

I'm a bird!

You're the best, Angelo!

I'm flying!

I'm finally up in the sky.

What can you see from up there?

A path?

I see...

I see...

What can you see?

I see...

It's like...

it's like...

What? Say again!

It's... it's horrible!

I had that awful dream again.

I'd grown old.

I looked at myself in the mirror, and my face was all wrinkly.

It was drooping.

I was old!

Yes, yes, yes.

I was awoken by a scream of terror.

And you know what? It was me screaming.

Calm down. Take deep breaths.

That's it. It was just a bad dream.

Yes, you're right. I'm still young and handsome.

It's done me good to talk. I'm ready once more...

for total destruction.

I still sense an aggressive tendency.

I suggest we meet again next week.

That won't be necessary. I'm fine.

Hi there! Haven't we met before?

We might have.

I can feel a spark between us.

Now I'm blushing.

I must look a fright.

Not at all, I think you're sublime.

That's good because it's mutual.

What's the situation?

Number 41, report!

No trace of the Spring of Immortality.

One of our sniffers located it, but then...

Then what?

Then phut! It disappeared.

Disappeared?

Bungler!

Bungler, bungler!

You at the back, bungler!

And you, a bungler! Bunglers!

A whole bunch of bunglers! All of you, bunglers!

I'm surrounded by bunglers!

I get so tired at times.

I feel like no one understands me.

No one loves me.

Yes, we love you.

Really? Then sing for me.

Sing the Ultra anthem.

One, two, three, four...

Ultra

You are Ultra

He is Ultra

He's Ultra

He's Ultra...

I love this bit! It gives me goose bumps!

He really is Ultra

Ultra, Ultra

Ultra nice, Ultra

Ultra hot guy, Ultra awesome

Ultra, Ultra

It makes me want to march and shove everyone out of the way.

Ultra... Sing along with me!

Ultra...

Ultra, he's really...

What's that?

You see this? I'm flying!

Find that spring for me, you bunglers!

Spring.

I'm sick of this.

I'm going in circles. Everything looks the same.

I'm sick of it!

When all hope is gone,

the only thing you can do is eat candy till you puke.

I don't believe it!

Leave that, it's mine!

Hands off, that's mine!

Got you!

Got you! This is mine, you thief.

Mommy!

Mommy!

Hi, how are you?

My name's Angelo. What's yours?

Goouh.

I get the feeling you really like candy.

Yep, no doubt about it. You love candy.

Just like me.

What a pity, there's only one left.

Okay, you win. Open your mouth.

Oh, yeah, classy!

Goouh?

A path.

Thanks, Goouh.

Spring, spring, spring.

Anyone there?

No, no one!

Very funny.

Spring, spring, spring.

Spring!

Mommy!

Mommy, Mommy!

Resistance!

My little spring, I've found you at last.

Yes, flow all over me, flow all over me.

What? I didn't do anything!

General Ultra,

one of our sniffers has been destroyed.

What, another?

It's the Resistance again! I didn't travel the cosmos just to...

My pills!

Never mind. I'll soon be rid of all those vermin.

How is the Ultramator coming along?

As predicted, General Ultra. We'll be finished on...

time.

Oops!

My bad, sorry.

Force of habit.

Hi, kids.

I'm Angelo the Adventurer and I'm back.

I was thrust into a parallel world where danger lurks everywhere.

For real this time!

But nothing can stop me in my quest

to find my beloved grandma.

I'll punch hard on the nose anyone who dares get in my way.

Talking to yourself?

What's so funny?

I'm Zaza. What's your name?

My name's Angelo.

That was you earlier!

What are you talking about?

It was you who wrecked the robot.

Resistance!

No, you've got it all wrong.

Yes, it was you.

You had a mask on, but I recognize you.

- No, it wasn't me. - It was.

- No. - Yes.

Okay, it was me. But my identity must be kept secret.

Security reasons.

Ultra has eyes everywhere.

Do you want to know a secret?

Well...

Gross! What's wrong with you?

Duty calls!

Don't try to hold me back, my fiancรฉ.

Resistance!

I'm flying!

I'm a bird!

I'm flying!

"You are entering the Valley of Despair."

Yes, son. Over there is...

the Valley of Despair.

"Despair" has a spelling mistake.

There's no "E" at the end.

A mistake, son? Are you sure?

Yes, there's no "E" at the end of "despair"!

I don't see any spelling mistake.

I don't see one either, Franky.

Now, my young friend,

I'm sure you're dying to hear the history of the Valley of Despair.

Without an "E"!

- Well... - I thought so.

Franky presents

The Terrible History of the Valley of Despair.

The Valley of Despair used to be called the Valley of Happiness.

Hello!

It was a place where the living was good.

The Spirit of the Forest watched over us.

You could say they were the good old days.

Hello.

Then, one day, Ultra showed up.

He said that henceforth the forest belonged to him,

and that we'd better scram.

Why did he do that?

Because he wants to find the Spring of Life.

The Spring of Life? What's that?

Sit down and be quiet!

The Spring of Life

is an amazing spring which can cure you of any ailment.

Some even claim it can cure you of death.

No one knows where it is.

No one knows if it really exists.

It's a total mystery.

So now, this is all we're left with: the Valley of Despair.

Nice, huh?

Don't you try to stop him?

What can we do against his machines?

Not a thing, Franky.

That's a sad story.

What were you imagining?

Not all stories have happy endings.

You're so right, Franky.

Not all stories have happy endings.

What are you doing?

Don't you know that no one ever returns from the Valley of Despair?

Without an "E".

I have to go, I have to find my gran.

Let us salute the bravery of Angelo,

who, risking his very life, will face terrible torments.

I'm hot.

I'm hot.

Shade!

Inner peace...

Hello, Mr. Cloud.

Do you mind me using your shade?

That's better. Thanks.

Under the sun it was awfully hot.

Couldn't you rain a bit

for a bit of refreshment?

Look, young man. It's not that simple.

Certain conditions are required

for a cloud to rain. And right now it's not my priority.

Really? So what is your priority?

Learning to channel my anger.

What did you say? Learning to do what?

Are you deaf or what?

I said I'm learning to channel my anger!

Inner peace.

I'm calm.

Inner peace.

Aren't you expected somewhere, kid?

Okay, then.

In order to rain, a cloud has to be sad, that's all.

Now goodbye, son.

So if you were sad, you'd rain?

Yes.

What makes you sad?

What makes me sad?

What makes me sad, for example,

is the story of a princess locked in a tower,

waiting for Prince Charming.

Why are you making that face? You think stories like that suck?

I get it! You're thinking: "The cloud likes stories that suck."

Right?

Not at all! And you have every right to like stuff that sucks.

What? Here I am, nice and calm, then you show up

and make fun of me?

That makes me mad!

Help!

You wanted rain, you little brat!

You're gonna get some!

I'm coming, my friend!

I'll get you out of here!

Fabrice!

And I've...

missed!

The Forest News!

Presented by Franky!

It's incredible! The Valley of Despair

is reborn from the ashes.

To whom do we owe this miracle?

We owe it to Angelo, also known as Slaphead.

He brought this soulless desert back to life.

Who's he?

No trace of a Slaphead in our data...

base.

No one stands in my way, Mr. Slaphead!

Find him, and bring him to me.

Angelo makes his way through the fog...

not knowing what terrible predator may suddenly appear...

Who's there? I warn you, I'm an expert in kung fu movies!

Hello, young man.

It's a wonderful day for you. A real steal is coming your way!

Really?

You see before you the famous Genie of the Swamp.

I can grant all your wishes.

I make the craziest dreams come true.

You'll see great reviews on my website.

So, son,

what's your dearest wish?

To be invisible?

To be as strong as an elephant? To be a top soccer player?

I want my gran, who's really sick, to get better.

How sweet!

What an adorable little boy!

He wants his sick grandma to get better.

Well, it's your lucky day.

I have right here an elixir

which can cure everything.

Everything? Really?

Yes, absolutely everything.

Toothache, hay fever, weight gain,

weight loss, big feet, insomnia,

open fractures...

Can it cure you of death?

Yes.

Absolutely. This elixir can cure you of death, obviously.

I know!

It's water from the Spring of Life, right?

Exactly! You've worked it all out, my boy.

It's water from the spring of whatsit.

You got any money?

Yes, I have my savings in my bag.

You're mine, all mine!

All mine, all mine, all mine!

Okay, son, it's a deal!

One last thing. No claims or refunds.

I'm going to save you, Gran!

So, my dear Slaphead.

It seems to me you've gotten yourself in hot water.

My name isn't Slaphead!

Know this, my young friend. When you attack Ultra,

you end up...

you end up...

reduced to dust!

Atomized!

For nothing can resist

Ultra, the Destroyer of Worlds!

Who are you working for?

The Resistance?

What? The Resistance? Never heard of it.

Tell me or I'll blow you up!

I'm lost. I'm looking for my gran, who's sick.

Shut up!

I've traveled the cosmos on my quest for the Spring of Immortality.

I've obliterated entire planets in the hope of finding it,

leaving destruction and woe in my wake.

And finally, after all these years roving,

I caught a glimpse.

The legendary spring is here, in this lousy forest

inhabited by insignificant creatures.

I present my weapon of mass destruction of chlorophyll:

the Ultramator!

Stuffed with latest-generation acid,

this bomb will destroy everything in an instant.

Nothing will remain of this forest

or anything within it.

"Watch out."

"Run."

"I'm on fire!"

Destruction, destruction!

Everything will be wiped out in the blink of an eye.

And once nothing remains on the surface,

the Spring of Life will be visible at last.

You're mean, mean, mean!

Gran says that when people are mean, they're not right in the head.

She's talking nonsense. There's nothing wrong in my head.

My head's fine, isn't it?

Say something.

Mean!

I'll destroy you!

To recycling with it!

This thing's stressing me out!

And stress ages you.

My pills!

Let me go! Can't you see your boss is nuts?

You have to stop him.

We're robots.

If we don't obey...

Hi, guys. What's up?

Trash duty.

This is the third time this week.

Well, well! We got visitors, guys!

A defective product for recycling.

That's what I thought.

Come with me, trash.

I'm not trash.

Get on there.

What'll happen to me?

It's no biggie.

We'll open your skull, change the chips,

remove your superfluous eye,

and replace your non-standard body.

Then you can get back to work,

fulfilling your robotic life cycle.

I'm sorry, but...

don't you sort your trash here? I'm not made of metal.

Yes, you're a squishy substance.

Squishy substances get evacuated.

Mommy!

You're at it too? Isn't flying awesome?

I need your help, Fabrice. You have to tell the Resistance.

Ultra's gonna destroy everything!

Okay, buddy. That's a job for...

Nothing to say, genius? Are you sulking?

No, I'm thinking about what we said, using my artificial intelligence.

Oh, yeah? And?

What's the point of it all, man?

Can we really control our destiny,

plan everything, organize everything,

control everything?

How vain to think so!

Oh, you should have turned there.

Couldn't you have said? You're the GPS.

What matters isn't the destination,

it's the journey.

Can we change the boring music?

No.

I said no!

I'm tired.

I'm cold.

I'm hungry.

Pizza!

A quattro formaggi pizza!

To work!

A client!

You're an ogre, right?

I used to be an ogre.

But I changed jobs.

Really? So what do you do now?

I'm a real-estate agent.

Okay! That explains the smart suit.

Absolutely.

I have to take care of my appearance.

That's important. You have to inspire trust.

You do that particularly well, I have to say.

Thank you.

Anyway, are you looking to buy a house?

It's a great investment. Soon there'll be no forest,

so plenty of room to build!

Do you want to see my plan?

I drew it all up myself.

I'm sort of in a hurry. I have to meet my friends...

Come on! It'll only take a minute.

Okay, then, but be quick.

Great!

All the documents are in my briefcase.

A briefcase looks more professional.

Tell me what you think.

Yes, it's...

great.

I did it all myself.

Look, I even drew the smoke coming out of the chimney.

Yes, awesome!

I wanted to draw a staircase, but it's really tricky.

Because of...

perspective.

Is that you that smells so good?

You remember that you no longer eat children, right?

Yes, but it's hard.

Even with my meat patches.

Don't say that. I'm sure you can resist.

I'm hungry!

Got you!

I know you're there.

I know that delicious smell, little sushi!

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry.

I'm hungry!

Come here!

Got you!

Mommy, Mommy!

What the...?

Goouh!

Get outta here! He's mine!

Dad!

What are you doing?

What? He's your dad?

Nothing, sweetie. Whatever are you imagining?

Just a bit of joshing between pals.

Not true! Your dad was gonna eat me!

Dad! You promised to stop eating people.

Yes, I know.

You won't tell your mom, huh?

Also, Angelo's my boyfriend.

Stop looking at me like that!

Coming in to land...

I warned the Resistance like you told me to, pal.

Glad you're one of us now.

Goouh, it's up to you now. Make the forest call.

I've called a council of the wise today

because it's serious.

A Resistance undercover agent has found out that Ultra

has perfected a weapon which can wipe us all out.

First he took away our freedom,

then he ruined our habitat, and now he wants to exterminate us.

Are we going to let him?

That's my girl!

No! I say no!

We must unite and fight!

Resistance!

The Red Ants are ready and willing for this suicide mission!

Resistance!

What do you think, Jojo?

I think that I agree with you, Franky.

I knew it.

Resistance!

Yeah, no more Mr. Nice Guy!

Yes, absolutely. No more...

Resistance!

Selling houses really isn't my thing. I quit.

Resistance!

Resistance!

If you have to make an important decision,

listen to your inner voice.

It'll always tell you the right thing to do.

Resistance!

Like, Resistance?

So, Angelo, what's the plan?

A plan? What's this lunatic talking about?

The only plan is to get outta here quick.

Don't you get it?

We're gonna die!

We're gonna die!

Angelo, are you okay?

Ready, General. Dropping whenever you like.

At last!

Play me something grandiose but at the same time tragic.

Me!

Me!

It's me, Ultra!

Dropping the Ultramator.

Three, two, one...

Inner peace in your face, Ultra!

What does he want? Nothing stops Ultra.

- General. - What now?

There's a big root...

In the way.

It's the gigantic salad!

Deploy the drills, the chainsaws! Deploy everything!

Annihilate the gigantic green bean and his comrades!

Over to you, guys!

Things are gonna get hot here!

Right there.

Hands off the lovers!

Three, two, one, now!

- You okay? - Absolutely.

The roots are giving way.

That thing can't keep it up.

Get outta here, it's private property!

What horror is this?

Battalion, on my order...

attack!

Do something, you bunglers!

Swat, swat, swat!

In catapult formation!

Sting, sting!

It's on me, do something!

Crush it!

Missed!

That hurt!

Missed!

No, missed!

Smack, smack, smack!

Smack, smack, smack!

Can I help you?

This is totally against regulations. Put me down!

You have no authority to enter, do you hear me?

I know you can hear me. Stop pretending!

The central brain.

We have to work out how to deprogram it.

Don't worry.

Technology's my bag!

Deprogramming!

What's happening now? What have they done?

The Resistance!

Destroy them! That's an order!

Do you understand?

No.

I'll destroy you all!

You have no power over us, poor dysfunctional brain.

Ciao.

Goodbye.

Traitors!

After all I've done for them.

But Ultra isn't finished yet.

It's Ultra.

I'll smash you to smithereens!

I'll cut you into tiny pieces!

Stop moving around!

Zaza, no!

Thus does the Resistance die!

Take that, take that, take that!

No, Zaza!

Got you!

Bid your girlfriend farewell, Slaphead.

You have a first-row seat to witness my triumph!

Farewell!

No one resists Ultra!

Goouh!

I thought you were dead.

If you want to find your family, that's the way.

Well... bye.

Maybe see you next vacation?

Yeah, that'd be nice.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

I'll be back!

And I'll obliterate it all!

I'll destroy all of you!

You, the grimy hippy,

you, the mutant squirrel,

and you, the gross toad.

I'm not taking that, Sir.

You too, big guy, in your museum-piece suit!

Let go or I'll...

Dad!

Angelo the Intrepid is en route to save his gran.

He'll never be the same again.

Above all, no one will ever again call him Slaphead. Otherwise...

Goouh, you're here?

It's Uncle and Auntie. You'll scare them,

they'll call the army,

and then scientists will do experiments on you.

Gran's room is up there.

It's me, Gran.

Angelo, your little rascal.

That's what she calls me, her little rascal.

I'll make you better, Gran.

I've got an elixir that can cure you of anything, even death.

It's empty!

Franky was right.

Not all stories have happy endings.

Goouh?

My little rascal's here!

Gran, are you okay?

You bet I'm okay!

I'm as fit as a fiddle!

This place needs a good clean.

Yes, it was Goouh who did that.

Goouh did it?

Yes, of course, the Spring of Life is Goouh!

No one knew where the Spring of Life was,

yet Angelo the Adventurer found it.

I don't mean to brag, but this Angelo is pretty cool!

I'm in the pink!

Want some candy, sweetheart?

Finally, we're here at last.

It's nice here. Where exactly are we?

I'm totally lost.

Maybe I'll settle here.

I could get into organic farming. Or make cheese.

And I was thinking of growing my hair.

You know, to give me a bit of a rougher look?

What do you think?

- I know, it's hard to picture. - Hi, Dad!

Hello, Jean-Claude!

I'll download the app, you can tell me what you think.

Dude, look out!

Oops!

Are we there?

Mom?

Mom.

I was so worried!

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

Why does everyone keep asking me that?

What the heck, Slaphead?

- No one calls me Slaphead. - Oh, yeah?

What you gonna do about it, Slaphead?

This!

Well, I'll be going.

It was cool, traveling a while with you.

I feel emotional too. You gave me so much.

I'll no longer obsess about my artificial intelligence.

Now I'm just cool!

Adiรณs, amigo.

Daddy!

She said "Daddy"!

And that's how our story ends.

Pretty well, I'd say. Right, Jojo?

No doubt about it, Franky.

It's time for Angelo to say goodbye.

Thanks for your help, Goouh.

Subtitles by Howard Bonsor

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