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Down on the ground! I
said down on the ground!
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You know you don't have to
watch until the end, right?
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It's obviously porn...
just delete it and move on.
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-I'm stalling.
-What's your count?
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19.
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You better move if you
want to hit your quota.
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I'm just afraid of what's
going to pop up next.
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-It's better porn than murder.
-Hmm?
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It all sort of blends together.
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The job is easy...
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You sit at a desk, you
stare at a computer,
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and you peruse social media, which is
what you probably do all day anyways.
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But here you'll be reviewing posts
that have been flagged by users.
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We call them tickets.
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If a ticket violates our corporate
mandated "Terms of Use"...
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click delete.
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If not, click approve.
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That's it.
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Some tickets are nonsense.
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People being overly sensitive.
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Others, well, they
can be impactful.
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I will walk you
through a few examples.
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Footage of a man killing a rabbit is
animal torture and should be removed.
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But footage of a man killing
a rabbit and then eating it
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could be considered culinary
and should remain up.
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Makes sense, right?
Always consider intent.
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Does the post condemn or support? Are
we looking at something real or fake?
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Satire or sincerity?
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Nuance is key.
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The next ticket is a little more
complicated, so pay close attention.
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I've got an idea: why don't I
just burn the whole building down?
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I can make this fucking
place disappear.
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All I need is some kerosene, a box
of matches, and a can-do attitude!
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Comments, questions, concerns?!
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Should we do something? Calm
him down? Call security?
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Hello...?
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He does this stuff all the
time. It's how he copes.
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To be honest, we're all kind of annoyed that
he never actually follows through with it.
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But welcome to the
team, by the way.
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If you're using a tourniquet,
don't tie it too tightly.
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Blood pressure is
good for making veins
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appear in the skin,
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but it also can push the needle
out, make it harder for insertion.
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Thank you, Aaron.
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Another item that we
know prospective nurses
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are always interested
in learning about
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is just daily patient care...
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Listen to this:
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Is your name Chipotle?
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Because I want to bury
my face in your taco.
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I can't.
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You know those apps don't
background check, right?
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So? So, rapists use them.
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Okay, well, I'm sweeping
left on rapists.
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Looks like the overnight shift
enjoyed themselves again.
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Jesus.
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Like, do it in the
bathroom or your car.
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Help yourself.
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Thanks.
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Daisy, you haven't
logged in yet.
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-What the fuck?!
-I'm about to! I'm about to.
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You get paid to watch porn?
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Not just porn, other
things, awful things.
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Not the kind of stuff you want
to talk about on a first date.
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Is everyone like
horny all the time?
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Some people seem to be, yeah.
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But it doesn't affect you?
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Eh, also not the kind of thing
to get into on the first date.
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Do you like it? I mean,
that's what matters.
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Uh... It's not what I
pictured myself doing.
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Just don't have any other
options at the moment.
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If you could do any
job in the world...
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what would it be?
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A nurse.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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-Not an astronaut or the president?
-No...
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not interested, not
qualified for that.
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So go be a nurse.
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It's not that simple.
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There's school and applications
and interviews and a test.
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Take the test?
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I did.
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Still not a nurse.
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Hmm.
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Ha ha, yeah!
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Okay? Huh?
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Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
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Ring!
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What was that noise?
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Where'd you get those?
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Oh hey, uh, supply closet.
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Wanna try?
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-No, I'm good.
-Sure?
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You go fuck yourself
then... Yeah!
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Um... Can you be more specific?
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Why did you delete that video?
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Which one?
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Oh, it's violent and disturbing, and
the amount of blood is gratuitous.
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-It was pinned to a news site.
-So?
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Come on, Daisy.
We could get sued!
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Freedom of speech
is a real thing.
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Okay, but freedom
of reach is not.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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The poor woman killed herself.
No one needs to see that.
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Well, you don't write the
guidelines. You follow them. Poorly.
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Okay, well, sometimes
the guidelines are wrong.
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You haven't been here six months...
you're talking out of your ass.
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Next time you think you know
better, try to remember: you don't.
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In case you change your mind.
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Before we get too deep
into anything today,
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I want to clarify a few changes to
our revised terms-of-use packet.
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There's been some confusion
with a particular type of post,
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and it's hurting
our accuracy rating.
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Just because a ticket has a bad word
does not mean it has to be removed.
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Harassment or gratuitous profanity
should always be deleted.
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But users are allowed to curse
if the phrasing is "artistic,"
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such as song lyrics,
or "commendatory"...
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something like, You're
my favorite person.
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Oh! Oh!
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Yeah, Bob. Yes.
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Yeah, "person" isn't a bad word.
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It's a fill-in-the-blank sort of
thing. You get the point, right?
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No, I don't. What if I fill
in the blank with "asshole"?
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-That's okay.
-What about "asshole toucher"?
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Nope. Too sexual. You
should know that by now.
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What about a racial slur?
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All right, that's enough, Bob.
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No, I'm being serious.
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I come across this stuff all the time,
and I never know how to handle it.
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Like, what if I said, "You're my favorite
Mick," or "You're my favorite dot head,"
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or "You're my favorite
cheese-eating moosefucker,"
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which is a term for
French-Canadian, I just made up.
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You can't say any of
that. This is a workplace.
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But if it were in a ticket, we
should approve it, right? Or...
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Technically, none of those words are
on our current banned phrases list.
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Remember, we're not
censors. We are moderators.
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Deep breath in...
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...hold it for as
long as you can.
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Then deep breath out...
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-Hello.
-Hey.
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Can you keep an eye on Violet?
I got called into work.
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Um, I'm like very in the
middle of something right now.
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Yeah, I can, uh, smell it.
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Okay, sure. Yeah, you
can bring her over.
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Can you give me a second to,
like, clean up and open a window?
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-Good idea. Thanks!
-Yep.
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You hungry?
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Not really.
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-Are you on Reddit?
-Mm-hmm.
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Oh, Reddit is for adults.
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No, it's not.
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Yeah, it is.
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I've had an account
since I was 9.
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Okay, um...
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Okay, let's make a deal.
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You can stay up as late as you
want, but no tablet and no phone.
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What's the point of staying up
late if I can't use my tablet?
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Uh, unlimited
movies and popcorn?
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-Can I have beer?
-No.
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Oh, my God.
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-Do you want your stars?
-Yes, please.
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When I was your age, all we had
were glow-in-the-dark stickers.
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And they never worked.
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It was actually
kind of eye-opening.
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Like, the job sucks, but
it does protect people.
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Yeah, like, knights
in the shiniest armor.
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We watch this shit so no one
else has to, like little kids.
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Yeah, kids annoy me,
but yeah, I get it.
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Well, we're just like the first
responders of the internet, you know?
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That's like my silver lining
from now on, at least.
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-I mean, it's a good mindset to have.
-Do you think?
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-Yeah.
-I mean, me too. I just...
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I thought it when I was
violently high, so I wasn't sure.
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Oh, by the way, I never
asked. How was your date?
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Oh, it was good. I think
he was cute. He's sweet.
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-Then you should call him.
-Yeah, I should.
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This in... just so...
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Here, take the tourniquet off.
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There's too much blood pressure.
Makes it hard for the needle to go in.
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-I saw that on YouTube.
-Try to sit still, okay, ma'am?
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-Okay.
-Thank you.
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And we're in.
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Do you like your job?
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Sometimes. Sure.
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Do you see a lot of bad stuff?
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Unfortunately, yeah.
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Yes, I do.
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Car crashes, overdoses.
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But most of our patients
are obese people
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who think they're having
a heart attack. So...
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Did I have a heart attack?
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No, sweetie, you didn't.
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Okay, let's hook you up.
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There we go. All set.
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Mmm.
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Trust me, you have absolutely
nothing to be ashamed of.
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Fainting is like a rite of passage at
Paladin. We all do it at some point.
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Everybody probably
thinks I'm a pussy now.
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Come on, nobody thinks that.
And if they do, fuck them.
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Literally, go sit on
their face and thrust.
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'Cause next week, it will be one
of them on the floor for sure.
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I feel still foggy.
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That's like a
hangover. It will pass.
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You just need to get the
bad shit out of your system.
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-How?
-Sleep it off.
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How did I look when I fell?
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Was it at least, like,
cool and dramatic?
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Bob tried to give you
mouth-to-mouth, and I almost let him.
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That's how bad you looked.
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I took a video of the aftermath
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whenever you're ready
to laugh about it.
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Yeah, I'm not quite there yet,
but thank you for doing that.
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It was fun. You were like:
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Hi, my name is Daisy Morris.
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I just received an
invoice for $2,200.
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Okay, ma'am, I need
your insurance number.
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No, my job does not offer
insurance, so I use Medicaid.
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Then there is not
much that I can do.
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Okay, but it's still $2,200.
How is that possible?
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What we can do is...
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Whoa, whoa, hold! An
ambulance ride is $900?
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Why the fuck does
it cost that much?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Paul!
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New guy, Paul!
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What's your email?
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Why?
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Because I want to send you
an email, you fucking dope.
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We're doing an office pool...
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where we predict which one of us
is going to have the next meltdown.
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That's pretty cruel.
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Something to pass the time.
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Right now you're the favorite.
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-Me?
-Yeah.
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-Someone thinks I'm going to piss my pants?
-Yeah, that was me.
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Uh, you can't bet on
yourselves. Don't get any ideas.
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You really are a dickhead.
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Yeah, so, uh, so
are you in or out?
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Paul? Out.
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He's out.
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Well, hello.
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I figured you'd
take the day off.
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I can't lose a shift.
I need the money.
245
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,541
You're right.
246
00:23:57,375 --> 00:23:59,292
Goddamn it.
247
00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:00,708
What?
248
00:24:02,916 --> 00:24:06,250
Just my first ticket of
the morning is a beheading.
249
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:10,250
Oh, yeah. I've seen that one.
250
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:13,917
It keeps popping back
up. I don't know why.
251
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,916
But the footage is a little bit
blurry, so not too bad, right?
252
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:30,083
In order to find peace, you
must tame your thoughts,
253
00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:34,542
quiet your mind,
focus on your loves.
254
00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:37,667
Big breath in.
255
00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:41,833
Hold it for as long as you can.
256
00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,666
And big breath out.
257
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:50,833
Feel a sense of being
swell within your chest...
258
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,500
cradling, soothing.
259
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:57,333
And whatever's causing
stress in your life,
260
00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:59,333
just forget about it.
261
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,291
Fuck you, you
podcast-making dick.
262
00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,333
In order to find peace, you
must tame your thoughts,
263
00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:10,167
quiet your mind,
264
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,833
focus on your loves.
265
00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:16,125
Big breath in.
266
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:19,165
Hold it for as long as you can.
267
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,875
I'm getting a contact
high just looking at you.
268
00:26:01,958 --> 00:26:03,708
Sorry.
269
00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:07,542
At least lie. Do
me the courtesy.
270
00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:11,916
Okay, I'm not high.
I'm very tired.
271
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,167
What do you want?
272
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,792
I want to send the hammer
ticket to the police.
273
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:21,500
On what grounds?
274
00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:24,375
Kidnapping, torture, rape.
275
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:27,000
How do you know the act
wasn't staged and consensual?
276
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:30,625
Do you think that girl wanted
a nail bashed into her?
277
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,833
This is a fetish
video. It's gross, yes.
278
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,958
But it's just cheap special
effects and bad acting.
279
00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,292
Did you hear her scream?
Did you watch it?
280
00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:41,375
Like, did you hear that?
281
00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:48,292
Daisy, we've been through this. If
we go to the cops and we are wrong,
282
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:50,458
that causes legal problems
for our parent company.
283
00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:53,792
I will put it in writing that this
is coming from me and not you,
284
00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,500
not the company.
285
00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:57,042
-No!
-It'll be fine.
286
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,542
You did your job,
you clicked delete.
287
00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:02,042
-End of story.
-I need to do more.
288
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:05,375
Then go volunteer at the
shelter. Don't be a martyr, okay?
289
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:09,041
And if this is bothering you
so much, talk to the counselor.
290
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:12,291
Really.
291
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:17,083
We received an anonymous
complaint about you.
292
00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:19,125
Oh, yeah?
293
00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:21,917
From who? Linda?
Fucking tattletale.
294
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,625
I... I just said
it was anonymous.
295
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:27,083
You can tell. Was it Linda?
296
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,416
Yeah?
297
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,375
Should I jump in to read it out?
298
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:35,708
Eh, give me the bullet points.
299
00:27:35,791 --> 00:27:39,167
Well, your colleagues
are afraid of you, Bob.
300
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,167
'Cause I yell sometimes.
301
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:45,375
It's because of what you yell.
302
00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:51,541
Look, work can be frustrating.
I get that, right?
303
00:27:51,875 --> 00:27:54,375
But there has to be a better
way to manage how you feel.
304
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,083
Like what?
305
00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:01,750
Well, use the tranquility room.
306
00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:05,083
Yeah, when things get difficult
307
00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:09,417
pop yourself in there for your
nine minutes of wellness time.
308
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,708
Mm.
309
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,542
-Mmm.
-Now, I know nine minutes sounds...
310
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:19,792
...short, but if you clear your head,
you'd be surprised how long it can feel.
311
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:22,333
Yeah?
312
00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:26,625
You could try drawing
in a coloring book.
313
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:29,917
It can really take
your mind off things.
314
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,750
Yeah, yeah. I guess so...
coloring book, yeah.
315
00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:40,917
You know, before I came here, I watched
a video of a kid getting molested.
316
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,250
I had to watch it for 20 seconds
because it's company policy.
317
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:48,208
Before that it was two people
having sex on a dead body.
318
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,000
And before that it was
some fucking weirdo
319
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,333
funneling Mountain Dew
into his butt hole.
320
00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:58,125
Do you really think a coloring book is
going to erase all that from my memory?
321
00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:05,875
To be honest, no, I don't. Okay,
I don't, but I do believe that...
322
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:10,292
making some sort of
sincere effort might help.
323
00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:12,250
Yeah.
324
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,833
Yeah.
325
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,958
You know, the people out
there who aren't yelling,
326
00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:20,917
the ones who are just taking it,
327
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,666
that's who you need
to worry about.
328
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:35,416
"I'm down here at Paladin..."
you get the idea."
329
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:40,375
I'm good... I'm good...
330
00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:00,000
I hate you.
331
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:04,041
Women are inferior by nature,
and I don't care if you disagree.
332
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,749
Fake tits, fake
lips and fake ass...
333
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,958
Hi.
334
00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,875
I'd like to report a crime.
335
00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:55,833
Do you work at that
place off Route 90?
336
00:30:55,916 --> 00:30:57,542
Paladin?
337
00:30:57,625 --> 00:31:02,083
-No.
-Where'd you find this?
338
00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:03,958
It popped up on my feed.
339
00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:07,750
-Out of nowhere?
-Yeah, out of nowhere.
340
00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:13,250
Was the footage filmed here in Leon
County or the state of Florida?
341
00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:14,583
I don't know.
342
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:16,500
Well, I can only
investigate crimes
343
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,458
that occur within
my jurisdiction.
344
00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:22,167
Well, you can watch
within your jurisdiction.
345
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,083
That's not a crime.
346
00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:27,542
Well, maybe it should be.
347
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:30,708
"I know it when I see it."
You ever hear that expression?
348
00:31:30,791 --> 00:31:36,875
Supreme Court? It was
about porn. This is porn.
349
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,125
No, it's violence.
350
00:31:39,208 --> 00:31:42,417
Even if this video is real,
which I very much doubt,
351
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,292
odds are these guys are
worlds away from here.
352
00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:48,250
Who do I talk to, then? Who is
responsible for things like this?
353
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:51,166
Look.
354
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:56,167
I find this video disturbing,
like any average person would,
355
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,083
but that doesn't automatically
make it part of my purview.
356
00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:01,958
-I wish there was something I could do.
-You don't need to wish.
357
00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:04,250
You're a police officer. You
can just go do something!
358
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:06,375
Unless there's a minor involved,
359
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,917
we can't arrest people for things
they watch with their pants down.
360
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,708
We're not the jerk-off police.
361
00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:17,500
Well, you could have fooled me.
362
00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:22,250
I'm calling you a jerk-off,
in case that wasn't clear.
363
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:23,833
Yeah, I get it. Thanks.
364
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,500
What?
365
00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:00,291
I know!
366
00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:13,958
I went to this bar where they
were doing this TikTok thing
367
00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:17,292
where everyone had to wear
red, yellow, or green.
368
00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:22,375
Red meant leave me the fuck alone, yellow
meant approach me, but with caution,
369
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:25,792
and green meant come over
and annoy the shit out of me.
370
00:33:25,875 --> 00:33:28,208
That sounds like a good system.
371
00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:30,833
Yeah, except for the fact that I
was the only girl wearing green,
372
00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:34,583
so everybody was looking at me like
I had STDs reading on my forehead.
373
00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:38,250
I mean, isn't that why we go out
to meet people and misbehave?
374
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,708
No, I came here to hang out with you.
I don't want to talk to strangers.
375
00:33:41,791 --> 00:33:45,667
Me too, but I want to have a little bit of
fun, and I could use a partner in crime.
376
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:48,208
Nobody wants to be
a deviant alone.
377
00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:51,042
I don't know, that sounds like
a tall ask for me right now.
378
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:56,333
No, it's not. You're 25, you're
good-looking, just pick a guy and smile.
379
00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:58,958
I don't want to
hate myself after.
380
00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:00,667
Do you hate yourself right now?
381
00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:03,167
A little bit.
382
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,417
So the worst-case scenario
is the status quo.
383
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,750
Drink it. It builds character.
384
00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:12,707
It gives you charisma.
It gives you personality.
385
00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:58,083
This... this doesn't feel right.
386
00:34:58,166 --> 00:35:00,167
No, like, can you just
push it, push a little bit?
387
00:35:00,250 --> 00:35:02,791
-OK, I'll move my leg. Move away.
-Where?
388
00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:09,416
-Oh, not good. Not good, not good!
-Yeah, yeah. I agree.
389
00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:13,542
Do you have KY?
390
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:17,333
No, I do not have KY.
This is not the '90s.
391
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,667
Well, I think I think
you might be dry.
392
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,833
OK.
393
00:35:22,916 --> 00:35:26,417
I mean, that happens
to lots of girls.
394
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,583
It's the alcohol.
Don't sweat it.
395
00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:33,333
Besides, we don't
have to have sex.
396
00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:35,667
We could do, uh...
397
00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:39,833
We could do... other stuff.
398
00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:43,333
Are you kidding?
399
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:47,958
I mean, I came all the way here
in the middle of the night.
400
00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,791
You can go!
401
00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:53,458
-Seriously?
-Yep.
402
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:06,750
What's the Wi-Fi password?
I need to call an Uber.
403
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:08,125
Fuck you.
404
00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,667
Is the "F" lowercase or capital?
405
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,708
Fuck!
406
00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:17,166
Bye.
407
00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:02,333
Oh, what the fuck?
408
00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:07,167
No, that's disgusting. Why
would you do that to yourself?
409
00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:10,208
Hey, are you okay?
410
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:13,458
I just watched a guy, like,
411
00:39:13,541 --> 00:39:18,583
cut his dick open and
eat a piece of it.
412
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:23,792
But I guess that's culinary,
though, and I should approve it.
413
00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:27,125
Hey, hey, if you're gonna throw up,
try to actually do it in a trash can
414
00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:30,583
because they charge for
carpet cleaning here.
415
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:34,667
I just uh... I
just need some air.
416
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:39,375
Okay, well, lunch is in 16 minutes,
so just try to hang on until then.
417
00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:45,458
Not cool, Daisy. He was about to
drop. I would have won the pool.
418
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,541
That's cheating!
419
00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:07,000
So where were you
before Paladin?
420
00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:12,291
Graduate school for
computer science and coding.
421
00:40:14,041 --> 00:40:16,500
Holy shit, you are...
422
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:19,833
tragically overqualified
for this job.
423
00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:27,708
In my spare time I've been working on
an algorithm that can review tickets.
424
00:40:27,791 --> 00:40:31,333
It, uh, tracks a percentage
of users that flag the post
425
00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:33,667
and looks for trigger words
in the comment section.
426
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,417
It's pretty rudimentary, but...
427
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:40,208
They tried that,
but it didn't work.
428
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:46,583
This is one of the very few times where
people are more reliable than computers.
429
00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:50,625
That seems illogical.
430
00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:54,208
Yeah, but computers
can't feel grief.
431
00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:58,333
Which is technically our only real job
requirement, if you think about it.
432
00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:02,208
They're paying us for our pain.
433
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,875
That almost looks
peaceful lying there.
434
00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:11,166
Yeah, almost.
435
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:14,458
What are you supposed to do
if it grabs a hold of you?
436
00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,667
Fight. Yes.
437
00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:19,625
I mean, they're
ambush predators,
438
00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:22,666
so they're actually more
dangerous when you can't see them.
439
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,833
That's how they get you.
440
00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:39,667
Just like we practiced.
Let's try it, okay?
441
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,583
Grab the collar...
442
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,875
Push forward, use momentum
to drive that knee.
443
00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:45,582
Knee, knee.
444
00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:54,875
Yeah, but "that" guy...
I ghosted him last week.
445
00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:57,417
This guy I was
talking to at the bar,
446
00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,167
I knew his ex-girlfriend. We
went to high school together.
447
00:43:00,250 --> 00:43:02,958
But actually, I haven't
spoken to her in years.
448
00:43:03,041 --> 00:43:06,625
I mean, she's just so fucking
annoying on Instagram.
449
00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:11,958
She's just trying to be this
fitness influencer. She just sucks.
450
00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:14,125
And her arms are fat.
451
00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:18,750
It's like, girl, go do some push-ups,
and then you can influence me.
452
00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:22,125
-You're not listening.
-Sorry.
453
00:43:22,208 --> 00:43:25,583
Your turn to vent, I
know. I'm listening.
454
00:43:25,666 --> 00:43:29,958
Vent? What do you mean, vent? I
don't give a fuck about these people.
455
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,291
Vent!
456
00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:41,541
-It's vodka. Little vodka?
-I'm all set, thanks.
457
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:47,083
Do you by chance have a
gun that I could borrow?
458
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,167
What?
459
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,125
For like a day or two.
460
00:43:51,833 --> 00:43:54,041
Why do you think I own a gun?
461
00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,875
You seem like a gun guy.
462
00:44:01,333 --> 00:44:04,083
Go fuck yourself! Go
fuck yourself in the ass.
463
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,000
It's not an insult!
464
00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:08,542
You talk about flamethrowers
and bombs every day.
465
00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:11,500
-How is this an insult?
-That is totally...
466
00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:13,125
different.
467
00:44:13,208 --> 00:44:16,417
Oh, okay. Sorry,
I didn't realize.
468
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:19,000
A gun isn't the sort of thing that
people just lend each other, anyway.
469
00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:23,500
Well, I wouldn't know. I've
never even touched one.
470
00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:26,000
I was going to... People
say it's therapeutic.
471
00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:28,708
I was going to go to the
range and try it out.
472
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:33,708
Is this some sort
of cry for help?
473
00:44:33,791 --> 00:44:36,167
'Cause honestly,
I-I got nothing.
474
00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:41,833
No. It was just a favor, if
it wasn't too inconvenient.
475
00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:46,291
Okay. I don't have a gun, Daisy.
476
00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:52,792
-I don't have a gun.
-Okay.
477
00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:55,208
-Yeah?
-Thanks anyways.
478
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:56,750
-Have a...
-Enjoy...
479
00:44:56,833 --> 00:45:00,000
Thank you. You should do it.
480
00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,458
Do what?
481
00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:05,375
Shoot something.
Might feel good.
482
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,125
Okay.
483
00:47:51,583 --> 00:47:55,499
Please don't! Please,
please, please don't!
484
00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:06,041
Somebody help!
485
00:48:24,458 --> 00:48:26,417
Yes?
486
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,208
You're a fucking scumbag.
487
00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:31,583
-Excuse me?
-You heard me.
488
00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:35,166
Yeah, I have no idea why
you would say that to me.
489
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:42,333
Aaahhh!
490
00:48:42,416 --> 00:48:44,125
-What the fuck, lady!
-You made this!
491
00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:45,625
-No, I didn't!
-You posted this!
492
00:48:45,708 --> 00:48:47,500
You put this online for people!
493
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:50,042
-No, I fucking didn't!
-Then somebody at your house did.
494
00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:51,500
-Stay away from me!
-Why are you lying?
495
00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:53,625
You fucking posted it!
Why are you lying?!
496
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,417
-You fucking posted this!
-I am not fucking lying!
497
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:58,333
You know who's a
fucking scumbag? You!
498
00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,791
What are you doing shoving
that shit in my face?
499
00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:03,875
You're sick!
500
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:52,000
Was grad school really hard?
501
00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:55,792
It wasn't so bad, but if
you treat it like a job,
502
00:49:55,875 --> 00:49:57,625
you can pretend you're in
college all over again, you know.
503
00:49:57,708 --> 00:50:00,042
Yeah.
504
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,250
Did you learn a lot?
505
00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:06,250
I hope so.
506
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:09,458
You're probably really
good with computers, then.
507
00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:12,333
Isn't everyone our age?
508
00:50:12,416 --> 00:50:15,167
Well, I just assume you can do
things that most people can't.
509
00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:17,041
I guess.
510
00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:20,792
Like, you think you
could find someone?
511
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,208
-Online?
-Yeah.
512
00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:25,458
Like, their address or...
513
00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:29,500
their job or just
information about them.
514
00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:32,667
I mean, you don't really need
computer skills for that.
515
00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:34,207
That's just basic
internet stalking.
516
00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:39,541
Well, the thing is, I only
know what he looks like.
517
00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:42,833
I'm just asking for a name.
518
00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:44,500
I know what you're asking
for, and I'm not doing it.
519
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,375
-Why?
-Because it's stupid and dangerous.
520
00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:47,750
For you to tell me a name?
521
00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:49,708
-What happens after that?
-Nothing.
522
00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,875
Then why do you
want it so badly?
523
00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:54,000
I...
524
00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:58,333
I just want to look
him in the eyes.
525
00:50:58,416 --> 00:51:02,333
Okay, so I give you the name, you
look him in the eye. Then what?
526
00:51:02,416 --> 00:51:04,667
I'll just live
happily ever after.
527
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:08,042
Daisy, this guy's a maniac.
He will hurt you or worse.
528
00:51:08,125 --> 00:51:11,000
-No, he won't.
-How do you know that?
529
00:51:11,083 --> 00:51:14,292
Daisy, things will
get better, right?
530
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,125
Please, please!
531
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:21,666
Come on, name your price. I
will do anything! Anything...
532
00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:28,541
Daisy, uh... I'm gay.
533
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:30,708
What?
534
00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:32,458
-Like, I like dick.
-No!
535
00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:35,500
Not sexually! Not whoring
myself out to you!
536
00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:39,000
Okay, now you seriously have to
fucking help me for being a dickhead.
537
00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:42,458
Fuck... fuck.
538
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:48,332
Aaahhh!
539
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:10,041
Aaahhh! Aaaahhhh!
540
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,042
What do you want?
541
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,250
Uh...
542
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:53,000
Another content
moderator had an episode.
543
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:55,458
This one was mild, so
I handled the fallout.
544
00:53:55,541 --> 00:54:00,750
But it's probably time to invest in
an emergency kit or a crash cart.
545
00:54:00,833 --> 00:54:05,250
No, I just told you corporate
has their boots on our throats.
546
00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:09,333
It's important that they think
Paladin is nothing but smiling faces.
547
00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:13,708
If they find out people are
keeling over, they'll shut us down.
548
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,917
But we should keep our employees safe
while they're punching our clock, right?
549
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,083
There won't be a clock to punch if
we piss off the people that pay us.
550
00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:23,583
-Do you want that on your conscience?
-No, of course not.
551
00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:26,958
You should organize a happy
hour for team bonding,
552
00:54:27,041 --> 00:54:28,542
whatever the fuck it's called.
553
00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:30,792
A little distraction should
be good for everyone.
554
00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:32,208
Cash bar.
555
00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:34,292
Okay, I mean, I can
arrange something
556
00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:35,958
for next week so
you could join us.
557
00:54:36,041 --> 00:54:40,166
Yeah. I'd rather
set myself on fire.
558
00:54:42,166 --> 00:54:43,416
Yeah.
559
00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:47,582
I'm dancing.
560
00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:52,542
Alright guys, cheers.
561
00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:54,750
How do you say it in Singapore?
562
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,292
Uh, jiak-sai.
563
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:59,667
-What does that mean?
-It means eat shit.
564
00:54:59,750 --> 00:55:01,375
-Seriously?
-Yeah.
565
00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:04,791
-Yeah. Okay, eat shit, everybody.
-Jiak-Sai!
566
00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:19,917
Did you just make up that name?
567
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,958
Okay, okay, Linda just
bought cocaine with Venmo.
568
00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:25,875
What a world.
569
00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:27,458
What a world!
570
00:55:57,583 --> 00:56:00,375
-What's your worst?
-Huh?
571
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:03,208
What do you mean, worst?
572
00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:07,167
That one that's planted
roots, kept you up at night,
573
00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:10,291
popped into your head
on Christmas morning.
574
00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:15,625
Don't you want a break?
575
00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,542
Isn't that the
point of this thing?
576
00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:20,542
Can we talk about
something else?
577
00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:23,208
How could we?
578
00:56:23,291 --> 00:56:26,375
-Mine's "Funky Town."
-Oh, yeah.
579
00:56:26,458 --> 00:56:28,167
What's "Funky Town"?
580
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,500
It's a torture tape.
581
00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:35,250
Super popular disco soundtrack.
582
00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:38,958
Skin everywhere.
It's disgusting...
583
00:56:41,916 --> 00:56:45,708
It actually happened like 10
minutes away from where I grew up.
584
00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:50,375
That's why it bothered me, 'cause
this shit is closer than you think.
585
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:53,917
And you?
586
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,667
My brother was a Marine, so...
587
00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:00,458
anything with soldiers...
really gets me.
588
00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:04,750
-I'm sorry, that's sad.
-No, don't be sad.
589
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:08,250
He was a fucking...
a fucking... he...
590
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:10,833
Paul?
591
00:57:11,916 --> 00:57:15,625
I don't know. I guess...
I don't have one yet.
592
00:57:15,708 --> 00:57:18,541
-Not like you guys.
-Then get out!
593
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:25,292
And we all know what
Daisy's is, so...
594
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:29,833
how about we talk about
literally anything else?
595
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:33,208
Okay, sure, like what?
596
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:44,792
All right, girl, I
think I'm going to go.
597
00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:47,750
-I'm going to stay.
-You're drunk.
598
00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:49,833
I know, that's why
I'm going to stay.
599
00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:53,083
Okay, so have fun, be safe,
600
00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:56,583
and if Bob starts looking
fuckable, leave immediately.
601
00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,833
-Bye.
-Bye.
602
00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:03,417
This is why porn
is a good thing.
603
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:07,833
People get nasty urges, and
then instead of acting on them,
604
00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:12,333
you watch a video, and then like
magic, the nastiness is gone.
605
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,500
Well, what if the opposite
happens and you watch a video
606
00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:19,000
and the nastiness sneaks
in? What do you do then?
607
00:58:19,083 --> 00:58:21,250
I don't know.
608
00:58:21,333 --> 00:58:23,916
Watch another video.
609
00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:30,958
But everybody keeps saying that it's
fake, but does it even fucking matter?
610
00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:35,833
Because it's all I can think about,
and I can't shut the fuck up about it.
611
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:48,042
This ticket had two million
views before I deleted it.
612
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:51,625
That's two million people getting
off on someone else's pain.
613
00:58:51,708 --> 00:58:54,958
Violence goes viral.
Always has, always will.
614
00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,625
Look, I know the video
you're talking about.
615
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,125
You did a good thing
taking it down.
616
00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,583
You've watched that video?
617
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:06,083
It popped up in my feed.
618
00:59:06,166 --> 00:59:08,417
Out of nowhere?
619
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,125
You know how these things go.
620
00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,541
We have no control
over what we see.
621
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:15,916
Right.
622
00:59:18,208 --> 00:59:21,375
So, uh, I'm about to lock up,
623
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:25,958
but I'd be happy to continue this
conversation elsewhere if you want.
624
00:59:28,041 --> 00:59:29,416
No, thank you.
625
00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:33,417
Come on.
626
00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:37,083
All this talk of porn, and it
didn't put you in the mood?
627
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:45,667
Well, I guess it did.
628
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:47,791
In a way.
629
00:59:50,625 --> 00:59:53,833
-Should I get rough?
-Yes, please.
630
01:00:02,375 --> 01:00:03,792
How rough?
631
01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:05,625
As rough as you want.
632
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,667
Okay.
633
01:00:10,750 --> 01:00:13,958
Aah! Fuck! What do you...? Aah!
634
01:00:14,041 --> 01:00:16,250
Wait! Aah! Oh, God! Aah!
635
01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:19,125
Stop! Aah!
636
01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:20,333
Please! Wait! Stop! Stop!
637
01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:25,790
Aah! Stop! Aah! Wait! Stop!
638
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,667
-The cops are here.
-Yeah.
639
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:49,417
What happened?
640
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:53,167
Someone working the
overnight shift had a stroke
641
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:56,500
or a seizure or something bad,
and nobody knew what to do,
642
01:01:56,583 --> 01:02:00,333
which made a shitty
situation even shittier.
643
01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:02,875
Oh, my God, that's
awful. Is he OK?
644
01:02:02,958 --> 01:02:08,042
I mean, the management said he'll be
fine, but that's what they always say.
645
01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:11,208
They don't want to give us
a reason to stop working.
646
01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:14,208
Where did he sit?
647
01:02:14,291 --> 01:02:16,750
There.
648
01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:40,875
Yes.
649
01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:46,500
Money from the pool.
650
01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:50,957
Give it to him or
his kids or whatever.
651
01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,083
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
652
01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:14,917
Are you hungry? I can
make you grilled cheese.
653
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:20,208
No, thank you. That's
a very sweet offer.
654
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,917
I need to check something.
655
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,541
What happened to your
"no phones rule"?
656
01:03:33,041 --> 01:03:35,750
This is just something with
work that I have to handle.
657
01:03:35,833 --> 01:03:37,292
When's your dad back tonight?
658
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:38,500
10:30.
659
01:03:38,583 --> 01:03:40,125
Um...
660
01:03:40,208 --> 01:03:43,833
Okay, I have to go to
my office real quick.
661
01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,417
-Right now?
-Yeah, yeah, just for one hour.
662
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,125
I'll put a movie on, and
I'll be back when it's over.
663
01:03:49,208 --> 01:03:50,792
But I'll be by myself.
664
01:03:50,875 --> 01:03:52,208
You'll be just for a little
bit. I'll lock the door.
665
01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,250
You will be totally
fine, I promise.
666
01:03:54,333 --> 01:03:58,000
I know I'll be fine,
but I'll get bored.
667
01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:12,667
Welcome.
668
01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:15,250
This is it. We got
some coffee over there,
669
01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:18,875
some candy and stuff here.
670
01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:20,708
And that's my favorite
corner right there.
671
01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:22,583
Where is everybody?
672
01:04:22,666 --> 01:04:24,208
On the way.
673
01:04:24,291 --> 01:04:29,875
First off, sign these and
no stage names, alright.
674
01:04:29,958 --> 01:04:32,792
Everything's got to match
your driver's license exactly.
675
01:04:32,875 --> 01:04:35,125
We do everything
above board here.
676
01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:39,042
Also, do you know this guy? He
owes me money for my license.
677
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,667
Oh, there's no phones
allowed in here.
678
01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:43,041
Sorry. Company policy.
679
01:04:44,791 --> 01:04:46,875
Okay, I'll go put it in my car.
680
01:04:46,958 --> 01:04:50,375
Yeah, well that one's locked.
It closes automatically.
681
01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:55,875
We can't have people just coming
in and out of here like that
682
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:58,500
while the cameras are
rolling, so we keep it locked.
683
01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:01,417
Okay, can you unlock it for me?
684
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,416
Not until you signed the forms.
685
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,250
I'm not signing anything.
686
01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:12,415
Do you want some socks
for those cold feet?
687
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:18,167
No, seriously though, I mean if you
leave without finishing your paperwork,
688
01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:20,542
I can't let you back in.
689
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:22,541
Why?
690
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:26,542
What's the other option?
691
01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:30,041
Sign forms, hand me your
phone, and make two-fifty?
692
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,333
I choose door number one.
693
01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:38,000
Have a great evening
then, beautiful.
694
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,458
Aaahhh!
695
01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,541
Violet.
696
01:07:18,458 --> 01:07:20,083
Hi.
697
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:28,083
-You left my 10-year-old alone?!
-I'm so sorry.
698
01:07:28,166 --> 01:07:31,167
Sorry doesn't really cut
it. You weren't here!
699
01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:34,792
And you didn't bother to text me, which
is both selfish and fucking stupid.
700
01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:37,167
What can I do to make it right?
701
01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:38,416
Nothing.
702
01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,707
Please leave a
message at the tone.
703
01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,375
Hi, it's Daisy.
704
01:07:54,458 --> 01:07:58,042
Um, calling you back finally.
705
01:07:58,125 --> 01:08:02,208
Sorry, it took me ten
whole years to do that.
706
01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:05,167
Um, I wanted to see if
you were busy this weekend
707
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,042
and if you wanted to hang out.
708
01:08:08,125 --> 01:08:10,792
Um, yeah.
709
01:08:10,875 --> 01:08:15,167
So I'll be waiting to
hear from you, or not.
710
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:17,292
So, either way is good.
711
01:08:17,375 --> 01:08:21,125
Okay, uh, hope you're having
a good one. All right, bye.
712
01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:32,333
A patient with AB
negative blood type
713
01:08:32,416 --> 01:08:35,875
cannot receive transfusions
from which blood types?
714
01:08:35,958 --> 01:08:40,458
AB negative recipients
are positive incompatible,
715
01:08:40,541 --> 01:08:45,167
so A positive, B positive,
AB positive, and O positive.
716
01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:47,333
Correct. Ten points!
717
01:08:47,416 --> 01:08:50,333
Is it bad that I don't
know my own blood type?
718
01:08:50,416 --> 01:08:51,583
That's not ideal.
719
01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:54,000
Well, shit.
720
01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,958
Oh, that is disgusting.
721
01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:57,917
What is it?
722
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,083
Decubitus ulcers?
723
01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:02,958
Oh, those can get nasty.
724
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,250
Yeah, I could never do this.
I'm already traumatized.
725
01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:09,208
Well, I don't know if I can do it either.
Right now I'm just looking at pictures.
726
01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:12,375
Well, I believe in you.
727
01:09:38,250 --> 01:09:39,667
Did you hear that?
728
01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:42,166
My neighbor does
chores on the weekend.
729
01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:58,125
I can't listen to this.
730
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,875
Uh...
731
01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,625
You get used to it.
732
01:10:02,708 --> 01:10:04,291
Mm-hmm.
733
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:22,042
-No!
-Where are you going?
734
01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:24,917
Tell this guy enough with the
handyman shit for the day!
735
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,333
-Why?
-Because it's driving me fucking crazy!
736
01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:30,875
Hello! Stop, fuck off.
There are people in here.
737
01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:33,625
Stop it, asshole! Fuck you!
738
01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:36,958
Are you okay?
739
01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:41,875
I am now.
740
01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:44,375
Is there anything I can do?
741
01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:47,708
Yeah, you can have sex with
me, so I know that I can.
742
01:10:51,208 --> 01:10:53,541
I don't think
that's a good idea.
743
01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:18,917
Hey. All right, where
did you get those?
744
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,333
-Online.
-That simple, huh?
745
01:11:22,416 --> 01:11:24,958
That simple.
746
01:11:25,041 --> 01:11:26,583
Can I try one?
747
01:11:26,666 --> 01:11:29,542
Sure. They're from a
shitty website, so...
748
01:11:29,625 --> 01:11:32,792
they're probably sugar pills, and
they don't do anything, but yeah.
749
01:11:32,875 --> 01:11:35,625
-Can I try two, then?
-Sure.
750
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,917
Yeah.
751
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:39,250
Thank you.
752
01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:42,250
-You should swallow the pills.
-That's just how I do it.
753
01:11:44,875 --> 01:11:46,083
Yeah.
754
01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:49,041
I miss you too.
755
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:53,333
Can I talk to Mommy?
756
01:14:04,958 --> 01:14:07,708
Well, you left in a hurry.
757
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:10,250
I did.
758
01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:12,500
Joy was pissed.
759
01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:20,250
I, uh... found a name.
760
01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:24,250
Look, I don't know what you're
planning on doing with it,
761
01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:25,583
and...
762
01:14:25,666 --> 01:14:27,791
to be honest, I
don't want to know.
763
01:14:29,875 --> 01:14:34,625
But if you think it's gonna
help in some way, so be it.
764
01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:38,750
Just, uh...
765
01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:41,666
Don't get hurt. Alright?
766
01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:14,874
Once ground zero...
767
01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:23,375
Just a reminder: that guy's banned
from pretty much every platform.
768
01:16:23,458 --> 01:16:25,542
Enjoy looking at him.
769
01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,791
Okay.
770
01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:31,000
And, by the way, clean
your neck, please.
771
01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:32,916
Okay.
772
01:16:34,625 --> 01:16:36,708
Not sure what that has
to do with anything.
773
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:39,916
She's starting to
fucking lose it.
774
01:16:58,708 --> 01:17:00,083
Holy shit.
775
01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:06,250
You know what? I don't think
anyone is going to recognize you.
776
01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:08,000
You did.
777
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:11,125
Yeah, 'cause I was there, I
remember what you were wearing.
778
01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:13,500
I can barely see your
face in the video.
779
01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:31,791
So was it like kind of
self-defense or kind of?
780
01:17:33,791 --> 01:17:34,916
No.
781
01:17:39,875 --> 01:17:41,291
No?
782
01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:44,666
No.
783
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,250
Okay. What do you want me to do?
784
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:51,375
I don't know. It's
your ticket, not mine.
785
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,792
It doesn't break
any of our rules,
786
01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,833
so deleting it might
bring more attention.
787
01:17:55,916 --> 01:17:57,541
I don't want to get
you into any trouble.
788
01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:03,000
Maybe I deserve
to be in trouble.
789
01:18:03,083 --> 01:18:04,542
Daisy, it's not you.
790
01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:07,500
It's this fucking
place, it's not you.
791
01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:12,125
It's got a lot of views. The
guy never filed a police report.
792
01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:16,458
I checked, so you're
probably in the clear.
793
01:18:20,125 --> 01:18:23,375
Still, though, it's
so fucking ugly.
794
01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:28,125
"Girls boss destroys."
795
01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:31,791
Yeah, it's ugly.
796
01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:22,250
I went on a date...
or I tried to.
797
01:19:24,541 --> 01:19:27,500
But I got upset, and I left.
798
01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:37,958
We're-we're supposed to talk
about work-related issues.
799
01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:40,750
Yes, I left because of a ticket.
800
01:19:40,833 --> 01:19:44,000
Okay, and what specifically
about this ticket
801
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,625
made you do that?
802
01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:49,458
It bothered me.
803
01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:51,917
Can you explain why?
804
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:55,125
Sometimes vocalizing an image
805
01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:57,666
stuck in your head
can help root it out.
806
01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:03,042
Well, you make that sound easy.
807
01:20:03,125 --> 01:20:04,875
Just give it a go.
808
01:20:07,916 --> 01:20:09,458
Um...
809
01:20:13,708 --> 01:20:17,833
Mmm. People want to hurt people.
810
01:20:20,708 --> 01:20:26,542
Okay, so in this video there
was an act of violence.
811
01:20:26,625 --> 01:20:30,541
Yes, and it made me want
to hurt someone too.
812
01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:36,333
I see.
813
01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:41,625
You know, sometimes
when I go for a run, um,
814
01:20:41,708 --> 01:20:46,000
to pump myself up, I daydream
about getting into a fight,
815
01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:49,583
defending my wife, punching
some jerk for accosting her.
816
01:20:49,666 --> 01:20:52,417
It's quite a common fantasy,
but it's not a healthy one.
817
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:56,833
It's actually quite selfish putting
someone else in a position of danger
818
01:20:56,916 --> 01:20:59,125
to make myself feel empowered.
819
01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:02,208
But if that actually happened, you
wouldn't be putting her in danger.
820
01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,917
You'd be protecting her from it.
821
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,458
Sure, but my point is,
in these situations,
822
01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:12,208
we tend to ignore the victim and
focus instead on the villain.
823
01:21:12,291 --> 01:21:15,917
We funnel our energy
into revenge or justice
824
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:21,041
or whatever you want to call it,
and we develop a hero complex.
825
01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:28,083
But you're not the hero here, Daisy.
This isn't some detective story.
826
01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,792
You're just a regular
person doing a regular job.
827
01:21:30,875 --> 01:21:33,000
Yes, thank you.
828
01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:37,208
But maybe the girl in the video wants
that guy to suffer like she did.
829
01:21:37,291 --> 01:21:40,083
It's what I would want.
830
01:21:43,291 --> 01:21:45,375
You have an impulse, yeah?
831
01:21:45,458 --> 01:21:47,875
To take action, which
is a wonderful thing.
832
01:21:47,958 --> 01:21:50,542
Unless that impulse is to
do something not wonderful.
833
01:21:50,625 --> 01:21:53,875
-It is not an impulse.
-What is it then?
834
01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:57,833
I try to forget, and I
keep getting reminded
835
01:21:57,916 --> 01:22:00,417
over and over, and I
know it sounds crazy,
836
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:02,667
but it feels like the
universe is telling me:
837
01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:05,167
"Go find this guy!"
838
01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:08,125
Because it feels like our
fates are intertwined,
839
01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:12,583
and I can't feel free until I
fucking do something about it.
840
01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:15,833
But that's simply
not true, Daisy.
841
01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:17,708
How do you know that?
842
01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:23,000
Because if it were true, you'd
be talking to him now, not me.
843
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,750
Just a sec, wait. What?
844
01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:36,167
I quit.
845
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:38,792
Your employee contract
requires two weeks' notice
846
01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:40,792
before resignation takes effect.
847
01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:43,083
If you don't oblige,
we'll take it to court.
848
01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:44,958
Two weeks it is.
849
01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,167
No!
850
01:23:28,250 --> 01:23:30,375
Fuck! No!
851
01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:31,917
Fuck! Aah!
852
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,791
Poor guy.
853
01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:35,916
Fuck!
854
01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:43,208
Don't fucking do it, bro.
855
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:14,708
Okay, I get it.
856
01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:48,666
Daisy Morris?
857
01:26:54,875 --> 01:26:57,500
Tell me something you
learned at your last job.
858
01:26:57,583 --> 01:27:02,333
Well, I was in tech, and while I
learned nothing about computers,
859
01:27:02,416 --> 01:27:04,333
it taught me a lot about people.
860
01:27:04,416 --> 01:27:08,208
Because that's what the
internet is. It's just people.
861
01:27:08,291 --> 01:27:11,542
And for a while my biggest
desire was to help these people,
862
01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:13,958
which is why I
wanted to be a nurse.
863
01:27:14,041 --> 01:27:17,375
Yes, that's why many young men and
women enter the field of medicine.
864
01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:19,583
I'm sure you hear this
all the time, but...
865
01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:25,542
we think we need to devote ourselves
to something noble and altruistic.
866
01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:30,083
Something that makes our lives
meaningful and important,
867
01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:34,292
but this job taught me that
not everyone deserves...
868
01:27:34,375 --> 01:27:35,875
help.
869
01:27:35,958 --> 01:27:40,083
Some people deserve
the opposite.
870
01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,667
I realize that's not the best
thing to say in a job interview,
871
01:27:42,750 --> 01:27:44,458
but what I'm getting at is:
872
01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:48,292
I have learned how to hold
myself and others to task.
873
01:27:48,375 --> 01:27:50,208
That's a good skill. Very good.
874
01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:52,083
Another thing I learned:
875
01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:53,708
There are three types of people:
876
01:27:53,791 --> 01:27:56,375
people who make
the world better,
877
01:27:56,458 --> 01:27:58,250
people who make the world worse,
878
01:27:58,333 --> 01:28:00,750
and people who watch.
879
01:28:00,833 --> 01:28:03,833
Most people, they watch.
880
01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:07,125
That's it. That's all they do.
881
01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:11,083
I would rather be
one of the other two.
882
01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:14,250
Let me make sure I
have this correct:
883
01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:18,500
You'd rather make the world
worse than do nothing?
884
01:28:18,583 --> 01:28:20,042
Yes.
885
01:28:20,125 --> 01:28:22,208
Okay, now you lost me.
886
01:28:22,291 --> 01:28:25,292
Well, bad things
happen no matter what.
887
01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:28,042
And sometimes the only
way to stop a bad thing...
888
01:28:28,125 --> 01:28:30,917
...is with another bad thing.
889
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,875
You know, I'm not sure
I agree with you there.
890
01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:35,917
Well, I figured you wouldn't.
891
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,333
-Is that right?
-Yeah.
892
01:28:40,458 --> 01:28:42,625
As interesting as
all this may be,
893
01:28:42,708 --> 01:28:46,042
I don't quite understand how it
pertains to the question I asked.
894
01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:49,625
Or our meeting. Or a career
in your desired field.
895
01:28:49,708 --> 01:28:51,958
Oh no, it's related.
896
01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:55,583
Well, you might think so,
but I'm not seeing it.
897
01:28:57,583 --> 01:28:59,500
Trust me, it's all related.
64025
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