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Thanks so much for taking the time to come out tonight.

Yeah, of course.

I can't believe that guy Walter stood me up. Like, he stood me up.

That guy's such an idiot. Don't worry about him.

You're so beautiful. I can't believe he would do that to you.

Really? You think that I'm beautiful?

Yeah, Mom.

You deserve a man that will tell you you're beautiful every single day.

I wish they would, but they don't, unfortunately.

Two brothers don't want men like you.

Thanks.

So, should we go home, or do you want some more wine?

No.

Night I could ask for, I guess.

Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

I should probably maybe try to do this more often. I mean, these dating sites

are leading me nowhere.

Yeah, I've not heard good things about those.

They're awful.

I don't know why I keep going back to them. I guess I'm just very hopeful. I

don't know.

I mean, if they were any good, they would match me with somebody like you. I

mean... But no, I get someone like Walter who stands me up.

I'll take you on dates.

So you like older women, then?

I guess.

I guess that works for both of us.

Is this your favorite spot?

What do you mean?

I've seen you. I've watched you when you were in here with those young girls.

You think I don't walk in on you?

No.

I've walked in many times.

No wonder why you like older women.

They don't know what they're doing. No, they don't.

Yeah, they really don't.

Bet you could teach him a thing or two.

You really shouldn't. Just, you know, stick with older women.

Yeah, they don't know what they're doing, do they?

No, they really don't.

You know, maybe we should just, um...

Let's just pretend that I'm the older

woman that you met out tonight.

And I'll pretend that you're a young guy.

That I met out.

I... I don't understand.

That's okay.

That's why we're pretending.

That's another reason why you should date older women.

Me too.

Me too.

We have all these curves.

How curvy we are.

He's staring at me.

You're gonna make me cum.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

See, you don't need to go on these dates after all.

No!

Bye.