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The Banderas, they seem like a keen couple, and I'm really anxious to meet

They seem interesting folks.

And I hope the guy can handle Gloria, because she's a little splossy. What?

We thought it might be fun to be on the show. I recently completed a difficult

merger with a competing firm, and we found ourselves in two free times, so...

thought, why not? I mean, it's a great way to meet fun and interesting new

people. Shut

the

fuck up!

Yeah, I'm happy that y 'all called us to be on the show.

Because this lady asked my help. She ain't bringing in no money.

Natasha, please.

You know I'm studying to become a lawyer.

Take time.

You ain't studying hard enough. Yes, and among my many interests is the study of

African anthropology, the contributions of African cultures throughout the

centuries, and the ascendant positions of power and prominence of a once

oppressed people.

Yeah, and I've seen you, Jack City, like six times.

Yo, yo, yo, little mama.

Man, he's a fine -ass bitch.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

I can't believe you have a fucking penis.

You have the joy to be arriving. I'm so happy to be here.

Oh, thank you. Well, make yourself at home, and there's plenty of malt liquor

the fridge.

Are you trying to say I don't know how to suck a dick? Listen up, Brampton.

in Long Island, I got legendary skills. They say I keep Long Island smiling.

Yo, Tom, Mom.

Your last customer asked for a soprano and a cup, and you gave him Al Capone

a cone.

Well, I'm sorry, Joey. I'm not well -versed in organized crime figures.

Shit, I haven't gotten a friend behind in I don't know how long.

What happened to me? I never expected them to call us for the show. We watch

all the time. It's super funny.

Yes, it's a fascinating study in human psychology and the connections of people

in a sociocultural context.

Yeah, and we watch that hoarder show, too.

Well, you know, yeah, I'm happy that y 'all called us to be on the show.

Because this lazy ass right here, he ain't bringing in no money.

Natasha, please.

You know I'm studying to become a lawyer.

It takes time.

You ain't studying.

Because I know that it is against the law not to pay your rent.

Yes, we're really excited to meet James and Latasha.

I'm a bit of an aspiring rapper myself.

Yes, and among my many interests is the study of African anthropology, the

contributions of African cultures throughout the centuries, and the

positions of power and prominence of a once oppressed people.

Yeah, and I've seen New Jack City like six times.

Well, hello, James.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Likewise. So this is where I'll be staying for the next little something.

Wow. I like it.

Thanks. It's a bit of a mess right now, but, you know.

Do you have hot water?

Of course I have hot water. Yeah, well, we're ahead of the game then.

Yo, yo, yo, little mama.

Man, you's a fine -ass bitch.

Oh, man.

Stupid -ass, opiate white boy.

You ain't gonna sit in my house.

Dianna, I can't thank you enough for your hospitality.

And your interest in African studies is most admirable.

Well, thank you. You know, Jack doesn't take an interest in my intellectual

studies. He's much more of a free spirit than I am, although he really loves his

hip -hop.

This one time, he made this joke about making an appointment with Dr.

Dre.

I told him our HMO didn't cover it.

You are a joy to be around, and I'm so happy to be here.

Oh, thank you. Well, make yourself at home, and there's plenty of malt liquor

the fridge.

Oh, man.

I'm so sorry for insulting you, Atata.

That's just my hip -hop alter ego, Frozen Yogurt.

Excuse me?

Yeah, they call me Fro -Yo for short.

I'm going to be the next Eminem.

No, you're going to be the next white boy locked out of my house you keep up

with this dick.

Why are you messing with my hat?

Man. He may not have hit it off perfectly, you know, with her punching

face and all, but once she gets a taste of my rhymes, she's going to fall in

love.

Yo, I wrote this little rhyme while it's actually in my face. You want to hear

it?

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed. Pulled out the gas, shot the

motherfucking dead.

You do not bust a rock from Beverly Hills.

What do you mean? That's dope.

Shit,

I don't know about fro, yo.

This fool got as much rhythm as a time signal.

But you know what? He's kind of sexy. I have to admit.

And I'm kind of like a white bread boy type of lady.

Um, today I got your shirts and your pants pressed to the dry cleaner. Oh, my

God, thank you. You really didn't have to.

But listen, back to that other thing, you know, I really don't drink more

liquor, and I kind of took a real... Oh, God. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Man, I shouldn't have assumed.

It was just... That was really presumptuous of me. Yes, yes, yes, thank

glad you realized that.

Well, don't worry, because today I bought a ton of Kool -Aid.

Yo, yo, yo, Froyo's in the house.

What is wrong with your face?

Yeah, I'm being hard like my boy Nelly.

Who knows why I need a band -aid on my face?

Maybe a knife wound, a gun battle. You know what I'm saying?

No, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with your face?

I should have cut myself shaving today.

Ouch.

Get out of my room.

Okay.

What's wrong, Jack?

A little depressed.

I really thought I'd impress you with my rhyme.

Sorry, Jake, but you are not talented.

Maybe you're talented in something else.

Does James lick your vagina?

What? Because I heard black guys don't like to lick vaginas. Does James lick

yours?

That fool is too lazy to lick his pants.

Because I'm really good at that.

I even wrote some dope -ass lyrics. You want to hear?

I'm a hardcore pussy -licking gangster.

No.

Just like the person.

Come on, show me how the white boys do. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, right there when I go.

Oh, yeah, you're good at something, baby.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, please, Mom. Oh,

yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh, shit.

Oh, fro -yo, fro -yo.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

You don't really taste it because it's thick.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Put that in the pussy. Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shitty ass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit. Oh, come on, that pussy's so wet. It's wet now.

Oh, shit. Oh, yes. Oh, shit.

Oh, come on, baby.

Oh, shit, baby. Come on. Oh, yes. It's the rhythm, baby. It's the rhythm. Yes.

Oh, baby.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, I like that rhythm right there, baby. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, come on, baby.

Oh, shit.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, I see where your rhythm go, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh. Oh,

shit. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Get it out of me.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, like that. Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, come on, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh,

yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh, shit. Oh,

shit. Oh, let me take that. Oh,

shit. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Oh, that's... Fucking sore.

Come back. Come on. Come back on fire.

Come on.

Face me. Face me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit. Oh, God. Oh, can't stop me like that. Oh, can't stop me like that. Yes,

baby. Oh, shit.

Baby,

you got some rhythm and you got some flow. It's all in your hips, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, your name is Flo Dick right now, baby.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit, baby.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, baby.

You want to grind on the booty a little bit?

Come on, baby. Oh, shit, yes. You got the plug, baby. Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, shit, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit. Oh,

fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh, my gosh. Oh,

my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my

gosh.

Shit. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, shit. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

fuck you. Oh, yeah. Oh,

shit, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.