All language subtitles for The Invisible Man - S01E16 - Ghost of a Chance 360p

Hey. Pops.

Yeah? When the door is closed, it means
do not come in.

You know, it would be a lot clearer if
you just put up a sign or something like

that. Hey, hey, hey.

Get out.

Get out. Get out. All right, all right.
I got you. I got you.

There's an old English proverb that
says, too late to close the barn door

the horse is already gone.

Yeah, well, same's true when I've
already entered.

As I was saying, you have no choice in
the matter. Now, I want that invisible

man in this office in the next five
minutes.

And as I was saying, there's no such
thing as an invisible man.

Okay, we keep going over this again and
again, and quite frankly, it's getting

old. Now, get him in here. Get this
invisible man in here.

Sir, I don't know what he looks like.

George Bernard Shaw said that my way of
joking is to tell the truth.

It's the funniest joke in the world.

I hope you two are done joking, because
I think I've heard them all now. Now,

this is a matter of national security.

We need your visible agent for our
operation to succeed, and that fact has

been lost on your superior.

The official has no superiors in this
agency.

At this agency, no.

May I use your phone?

Yes, this is CIA Special Agent Miller. I
believe he's expecting my call. Who's

his definition?

What? Yes, sir.

Did you quit hitting me?

Yes, sir. He's reacting exactly as you
predicted.

Hello.

Yes, sir.

Of course, sir.

Yes, sir. I see.

And a good day to you, too, sir.

Now, where is he?

Fox?

Yes.

Hey, wait.

Was that the president you guys were
talking to?

Because I'm just saying, if it was, you
know, it's pretty cool.

We need to have a little talk about
privacy.

Well, I think we need to have a little
talk about you talking about me behind

back. No.

We need to have a little talk about your
next mission.

Your country needs you.

There once was a story about a man who
could turn invisible.

I thought it was only a story.

Until it happened to me.

Okay, so here's how it works. There's
this stuff called quick silver that can

bend light.

Some scientist made it into a synthetic
gland and that's where I came in.

See, I was facing life in prison and
they were looking for a human

So, we made a deal.

They put the gland in my brain, I walked
free.

The operation was a success, but that's
where everything started to go wrong.

Okay. Your mission, Darien, if you
choose to accept it, is going to take

in a small South American country known
as Santo Ruego.

Santo Ruego now has a parliamentary
government.

The prime minister is Juan Carlos Arias.

Now he's the son of Juan Arias Sr., the
mastermind behind the overthrow of the

fascist government that preceded him.

When he retired, his son Juan Carlos was
overwhelmingly elected to the prime

ministry. He is, without a doubt, the
most popular leader the country's ever

had. I can vouch for that.

Oh, you can vouch? You're a voucher now?
I suppose you know the history of the

whole place, right? Matter of fact, I
do. I did a little work there at the

embassy with some of your buddies, in
fact.

Yes, that's true. And, in fact, there
was a discussion as to whether or not it

was prudent to let you return.

Excuse me.

Coming up in the very near future will
be a very important vote in the country

of Santa Ruega.

Now, it involves a new weapon system
that the small Santiago military is

to deploy on their northernmost border.

It's called Bio -X.

Bio -X is a severe threat to the
security of the United States. The

intended to be a deterrent defense
against its neighbors. However, with a

simple keystrokes, it can be launched at
the United States.

Now, the Parliament of Santiago is
deeply divided on deploying such a

weapon. In fact, their vote split into
an even tie.

Therefore, the deciding vote falls on
Prime Minister Arya.

Now, Prime Minister Arya is known to be
a very superstitious man. You name it,

he believes in it.

Werewolves, goblins, ghosts, aliens,
Bigfoot, Sasquatch, whatever.

He believes in it. And that's why it's
important that we have a person of your

particular talents and abilities.

That's why we need a person with your
unique talents and abilities.

What do you want me to do?

All right, great. So what do you want me
to do here? We want you to pose as a

ghost and scare Prime Minister Arias
into voting against the program.

Come on, seriously.

Boo, Juan Carlos, boo!

No, seriously, you're kidding.

Okay, people, let me make something
clear. I never kid when it comes to

security. Now, it is of the utmost
importance that we do not allow them to

deploy this weapon system in our own
backyard.

Now, if any of you have any other
competent suggestions short of going to

I'd be happy to hear it.

We're counting on you to use the unique
talents that we've given you in order to

persuade Senor Arias to deploy the Bio
-X weapon system.

Not a problem.

The plan is quite simple. Agent Hobbs
and Agent Fox will be reassigned to the

.S. Embassy as special advisors.

All right.

Here's a file on the man whose ghost
you're going to portray. Read it and

memorize it.

Excuse me, sir.

The implication here is that you're
going to be working at the embassy with

ambassador to Hollywood. Is that
correct?

Do you have a problem with that?

Yeah, you got a problem with that? No,
no, I'm fine.

Is there some reason you don't want to
go back there, Bobby?

Oh, uh... It's hell.

Welcome, gentlemen.

Hey,

how's it going?

I hope you enjoyed your stay here with
us.

So this is your idea of hell, huh? Well,
it's not just the place. It's the

people. Yeah, they seem really terrible.

Are you

calling

my daughter a liar? Well, if the shoe
fits her. Get out.

Get out of this office, you little bald
pile of crap.

And I don't want to see you until we
start this charade. You've got an

appointment with the Prime Minister at
1500 hours.

Good. Okay.

Thank you.

Carlos. Welcome, Ambassador.

Inside, please.

Thank you.

Please have a seat for a minute.

Hola, Craig.

Bienvenidos. Hola, Juan.

Thanks for taking time out of your busy
schedule to meet with us.

Prime Minister Harris, I'd like you to
meet Mr.

Darian Fox.

Mr. Robert Hobb.

Sent by the President of the United
States as special advisors.

How nice of him.

I didn't know I needed advice.

Well, no, I meant to imply that you...
What area of expertise are your advisors

in? They happen to be experts... I asked
them, Senor Hollywood, not you. Of

course. Well, we're... We're economic
advisors, sir. The president sent us

an economic aid package that we think
you'll find most favorable.

Really?

Please, sit down.

Thank you.

So, tell me about this package.

Well, it's, uh... You know, it's my,
uh...

Co -advisor, we're saying the package
itself is, you know, the package, it's

very favorable. The United States is
prepared to offer open -ended unsecured

loans for use in the following areas.

Agriculture, industry, energy,
education, and environmental protection.

Additional aid will come in the form of
grants that can generate funds for

financing co -op projects.

And what does the United States want in
return?

An agreement from you, sir.

Not to deploy the Bio -X weapon system.

So you know about that?

Well, very little flies under our radar,
sir. Very little.

And what does the United States care if
we deploy the Bio -X?

It is intended as a deterrent to
invasion by our neighbors. It is not

to be a threat to the United States.

Oh, we understand that. Yeah, of course
it isn't, sir. But our intelligence

shows that only a few keystrokes on the
weapons could target Florida, Texas,

California.

And why would we do that?

You're our friends.

Right, exactly, which is why we're
trying to offer you such generous

help. It's very generous.

I'm sorry.

What is that? I'm sorry,

I cannot accept your offer.

No money is more valuable than my
country's security, and I believe Bio -X

tantamount to that security.

So, please feel free to linger and enjoy
the beautiful Heliconia Gardens on the

way out to the front gate.

Right this way, please.

Thank you. You're quite welcome,
Ambassador.

Looks like it's time for the Casper
routine, my friend. We'll do it tonight.

Okay, I'm not a big believer in ghosts
or anything supernatural for that

so I don't claim to be an expert at
this.

All right,

there's this old Burmese proverb that
says, a blind man is not afraid of

Now, in other words, being invisible
isn't going to cut it by itself. I mean,

really scare this guy, he's got to see
something.

I'm U .S. Marine Gunnery Sergeant
Joslin.

Should I know you?

Yeah, you should. I was guarding the U
.S. Embassy the night your father

to attack it.

I was the first one to die.

You can't make me responsible for that.

I don't agree with what my father did,
or at least not how he did it.

Santo Rogo's friends with the U .S. now.

Well, I don't get it. Well, then...

Why are you deploying biological weapons
in our backyard?

It is not intended against the U .S.

It is to the friends of the North. You
don't know how it will be used in the

future!

I can see more than you can.

I can see ahead.

Let me explain something to you. If you
vote to deploy those weapons, you're

going to join your father a lot sooner
than you think.

Trust me ain't gonna be in heaven.

You understand what I'm saying?

Si.

So how are you gonna vote?

I will vote against the Bio X
deployment.

Good.

I gotta tell you, I am feeling pretty
good about this saving our country from

potential disaster stuff. I'm digging
it. I really am. You're a regular

hero. No, seriously, you should have
seen me, man. I mean, I was one scary

mother. Yeah, well, you played it way
too close to the brink.

Another 15 minutes, you would have
entered phase two madness. Yeah, well,

what? I did.

And frankly, I believe the world is a
safer place because of it.

So you're pretty sure he's going to
change his vote? Pretty sure as in

Yeah, absolutely. Let's go home. I'm
ready, guys.

Let's hit it. Uh -huh.

Not until the vote.

Make sure you're as brilliant as you
think. A lot could go wrong in the next

hours, my friend. It's very negative.

It is. It's negative.

Washington informs me that you're
staying through the vote.

Yes, it is. Well, I've arranged sleeping
quarters.

Unfortunately, it's a small embassy, so
we don't have lots of guest rooms.

Ma 'am, why don't you take my daughter's
room, and Agent Fox, why don't you take

the guest room? The Marines outside will
show you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Sir?

Sir, is there someplace you want to
meet? You can sleep in the bathtub.

Sorry, did I wake you?

I'm always awake at four o 'clock in the
morning.

Foxes snore like a giant shit, so I
can't get awake asleep.

So, what do you want me to do about it?

Well, as I recall, I think there are two
beds in there. Oh, no, no, no, no way.

Well, I'll be a perfect gentleman. I
just need some sleep. I won't get within

ten feet.

Fifteen feet.

You were going straight to heaven there,
sweetheart. Let me tell you, you think

of a grump most of the time. You should
see me when I'm getting sleep. Good

night, Bobby.

This is the room it happened in.

Good night.

Yeah, yeah.

I can't tell you how many times I've
dreamt of that night since then.

Nightmares and fantasies, you know?

All right.

All right.

If I let you tell me what happened, do
you promise me that you will shut up and

then get to sleep?

I'm sorry. Was I keeping you up? Just
tell me.

Buffer. Five years ago, when I worked
here a lot, here at the embassy, right?

Hallowell had this daughter, Rachel,
about 19 at the time. Very pretty girl.

Lovely, lovely young lady.

She used to flirt with me all the time
whenever she saw me. Happens to me a

Attractive women flirting with me
whenever I'm on duty.

Anyway, one night, I'm combing the whole
place, you know, for bugs.

Going door to door, I get to this room,
knock on the door, there's no answer, so

I come in. Who's lying here, naked, as
the day she was born?

Rachel. So I immediately run out of the
room.

Somebody's coming down the hallway, so
I'm dashed back in the room. I'm

I can't leave, right? So I'm looking at
her, and I'm terrified. I'm scared to

death. Oh, Bobby Hobbs is scared.

So I'm begging her, please, please put
some clothes on, right? She's lying

there, playing with her hair, beckoning
me to her bed, you know. So I grab a

blanket to throw it on her, right? Right
at that moment, who walks in the door?

Ambassador Hollywood.

Oh, dear.

That was it.

Ever since then, he has not forgiven me,
and he wouldn't believe for a second

that I was not... You know... You know
what I mean?

Were you?

How could you even think that? How could
you even conceive that? I would never

fish off the company pier.

So is that the end of the story?

Well, yeah. All right. Super story.

Good night.

Good night, Claire.

Thank you for coming on such short
notice.

Prime Minister, have you had a chance to
think again about the package we

offered? Gentlemen, have you heard of a
man called Gunnery Sergeant Jocelyn?

I have not. Can't say I have. I have. He
was one of the Marines killed when your

father raided the American embassy.

Why do you ask? No reason.

The name came up in a conversation I was
having with one of my advisors.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait a
minute, sir.

Is that the only reason you summoned us
here?

Ask us that question?

Yes.

So you're not going to reconsider our
offer?

Gentlemen, do you believe in La Llorona?

Wait, what is that?

I heard of a song like that once. No, I
have, Prime Minister. It's a legend.

My local employees believe it, but...

Honestly, I can't say I'm a believer
myself.

Well, perhaps you should be.

Really? One of my guards was killed last
night.

And you blame this on the doings of La
Llorona? He was found in the hallway,

drowned.

His lungs were flooded.

The strange thing is, he was 200 meters
from the closest body of water.

Okay,

let me get this straight. So this is
La...

Yeah, perfect. And she had something to
do with your decision regarding Bio -X?

As I told you before, I made my decision
weeks ago.

Bio -X is very important for the defense
of my country.

It is one of my first priorities.

I'm sure you'll understand that.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Enseñale la puerta. Si, señor.

Now, sir.

Who or what is this La Llorona? No, it's
La Llorona, genius. La Llorona, the

destroyer of life, the woman who wails.

Well, that clears that up.

It's an old Spanish legend passed down
for generations. La Llorona was a

beautiful young señorita who had two
children by a wealthy married landowner.

When the landowner denied they were his
kids and spurned La Llorona, she took

her babies, walked into a lake, and
drowned all three.

Ever since then, the locals believed
that her ghost inhabits bodies of water,

comes out to steal babies and kill men
by drowning them.

Hey, Ambassador, could you excuse us
here for a minute?

This is my office, sir. Yeah, and what a
lovely office it is, sir. Come on,

just... One minute.

One minute. Deal. Thank you.

What's the matter with you? Marty left.

Well, I guess this La Llorona chick
explains Harry's decision to vote for

-X. Does?

Yeah, doofus. Obviously, we're not the
only game in town. Somebody else is

posing as a local ghost.

Evidently, a ghost that scares them out
a lot more than I do.

Tú no sabes cómo me hacía falta esto.

What? Who are you?

Presento que piensas a cambiar tu foto,
señor.

No.

Los hombres en los países que te rodean
deben ser castigados.

Sí, señorita.

But I won't change my vote.

No!

I must be sure.

So let me show you what can happen to
you if you disobey.

I don't believe in ghosts.

You know, any of that supernatural mumbo
-jumbo. I mean, I'm a card -carrying

member of the Skeptic Society.

But I gotta tell you guys, I can't
explain what I saw.

Oh, come on. There must be some sort of
non -supernatural explanation.

Uh, for example, maybe she's concealing
a small breathing tank.

Maybe she's the real deal.

Oh, real ghost. Uh -huh. What, come on,
you don't really believe that, do you?

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

No, you know you're right.

Invisible man, I got no problem with
that. But a ghost, nah, not that.

Okay, okay, I got your point. Look,
whoever or whatever she is, she's

the hell out of Arius. I mean, this
chick's good.

You're better.

All right.

I'll go back tomorrow and nail him down.

What, tonight?

No, you do it tonight right before the
boat.

It's funny, I was just about to ask you
the same thing.

I am La Llorona.

I'm the ghost of Christmas past. Look,
who are you, and what exactly did you

just do there? I mean, where did all
that water come from?

Where did all that water come... What?

It appears that we are kindred.

Tell me, are you genetically engineered
or synthetic?

Stuff just goes way over my head. How
about you?

A little bit of both.

The work is exquisite.

The layers ain't too shabby, either.

I must admit, they did give me a pretty
good set of lungs.

Uh -huh.

Now, who was it? Was it the Russians, or
was it... The Chinese or...

Wait a minute, what's better now?

Your country has enemies you don't even
know exist.

You feel the same attraction I do.

I might.

If you hadn't just tried to kill me.

Maybe it's because we're both...

Manufactured freaks.

That's not a big turn -on for me.

Oh, perhaps.

Just good old -fashioned chemistry.

But I know there are a lot of things I'd
rather do to you than kill you.

Well, I got an idea. Why don't you pick
one and try it? Because let me tell you

something. I sure as hell don't intend
to let you kill me.

I really enjoyed the kiss.

Pity. Wait a minute. Where are you?

Look, I'm telling you, okay? She tried
to shoot water in my lungs to drown me.

Did she have a pump or a container of
water with her? Nothing. Nothing came

right out of her mouth. She just spewed
it into your face like... That's

disgusting. How could somebody do that?
She must be able to regurgitate it.

Do you have to use that word?

Or she's able to hold the water in her
own lungs and bronchial tubes and then

blow it out. Wait a minute.

That's possible? Someone could do that?
No.

Not for a normal human.

Well, she did say that she was
engineered.

Yeah, see, you're both freaks. Match
made in heaven. Okay, please, all right?

mean, that's possible. Someone could do
that, right? Yes, it is possible that

she's been surgically altered. It'd be a
lot of work. They'd have to increase

her lung capacity, add musculature to
give her the control, alter the larynx

control backflow.

That's it, okay?

The question is who did it to her.

Yeah, well, I couldn't get that out of
her.

I'm telling you guys, I'm starting to
understand why Ares is so afraid of her.

Yeah, well, you better make him more
afraid of you, my friend.

Yeah, I'd like to apologize in advance.

It's a pleasure not to see you again.

Yeah, I wish I could say the same. Hey,
Prime Minister Arias.

You're juggling.

This is not La Llorona, right? She's an
imposter. A living, human imposter.

She's just trying to influence your vote
here.

Only as human as you are.

Juggling, did you say?

How can he be human if I can't even see
him?

Enough with that.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

This is great.

Okay.

Want to play hardball?

Hey.

Like that?

Huh? All right. Did you ever see a
mortal do that, senor?

I don't know any who can drown a man
with a kiss either, senor.

That's a good point.

Okay. Well, I guess I'll just have to
prove to you that she's mortal.

You wouldn't harm family.

Oh, really? Try me.

Hey, senor.

If she's a ghost, why is she so
concerned about a gun? Huh?

Huh?

I wouldn't move if I were you.

What do you mean?

How are you going to vote?

Well, the vote was 135 for Bio -X, 136
against.

He voted against the system.

Way to go, sport.

Prime Minister Arias is a very
stubborn...

Man, may I ask how you managed to sway
him?

I don't know.

Guess maybe you could just say it was a
freak thing.

I'm fine, Bobby, I'm fine. I just make
an old friend. Oh, hold this silly

suitcase. Hey, guys, why don't you give
me a second here, okay?

What?

I think I see an old friend.

An old friend? Why would an old friend
of yours be here? It's a good question.

I'll be right back.

Want me to come with? No, I'd really
prefer you stay right here.

You weren't leaving without saying
goodbye.

No. See, I didn't... I didn't know you
were going to be here, you know.

But knowing that, you know, I guess I
could have hung for a week or so.

So what do you want?

You were pretty good last night.

How do you do that?

What?

Disappearing acts.

What?

Disappearing acts?

You know, I'm going to have to tell the
people I work for about you.

Oh, really? Well, I guess I will have to
tell the people I work for about you.

My organization is much more dangerous
than your agency.

I'll know about that now, sister. It
looks like we pretty much kicked your

this time, huh?

That's exactly why they're going to be
paying more attention to you.

Are you threatening me?

And dirt is not the state I want you in.

Really?

So what state do you want me in?

If you're very lucky, someday you'll
find out.

Hey, look, you know, I can't. I can't.

I can't just let you go. You know that,
right?

How are you going to stop me?

That's another thing we both have in
common. Neither of us carry guns.

Yeah, well, unfortunately, my partner
does, so... You going to call him?

It's you.

Long time.

Fox!

Hey, man, we got play to catch.

Well, hello.

Hello.

Aren't you going to introduce us, Fox?

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even get your
name. Uh, Helen.

Helen, what's Helen? Helen Black.

Black, Miss Black, Hawaii, Bobby Hobbs.

This isn't the friend that... No, no,
she just looked dead on like a weird...

I'm sorry again that I wasn't her.

Sure.

It's fine with me. Hobbs, let go.

Let go. Sorry.

I have to go now.

Goodbye.

Let's go. Oscar Wilde once said that
sometimes it takes courage to give in to

temptation. Well, I think I'm going to
work on getting my courage up.

Not one of our brighter moments.

No.

We expect more of you.

I was not prepared for what I found.

But next time, I will be.

Assuming there will be a next time. I'll
make sure there is.

Don't be presumptuous.

It's not your decision to make.

No.

But it is the best way I can be
deployed.

He presents a real danger.

Well, then maybe we should take him out
by other means.

Trust me.

I'm the best means you've got.

Very well.

We'll be in touch.

Now, let's talk about Kazakhstan.