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In his very first story, Sherlock Holmes met his match.

Her name was Irene Adler.

But, as Dr.

Watson points out, she was always the woman.

The woman who eluded him.

The woman who got away.

For Sherlock, it was a mystery.

For me, it was elementary.

You've got to see this. It's the Falcons. Come on, we're going to miss

Hold on.

Allow me to introduce you to America's greatest sport.

Or as I like to call it, waiting.

I think of us as a club.

Just make sure Ivan the Terrible doesn't mistake me for Bambi, okay?

Now, while we're waiting... It's a pleasure. No business.

Well, then, just think of this as an invitation to a little pool party we

NATO.

What's this?

Oh, good eyes. That is an endangered peregrine falcon.

We protect him.

Just like we protect you.

We're moving down on your way.

There once was a story about a man who could turn invisible.

I thought it was only a story.

Until it happened to me.

Okay, so here's how it works. There's this stuff called quicksilver that can

bend light.

Some scientists made it into a synthetic gland, and that's where I came in.

See, I was facing life in prison, and they were looking for a human

So, we made a deal.

They put the gland in my brain, I walked free.

The operation was a success, but that's where everything started to go wrong.

Adult falco peregrinus.

Probably lying south of the Baja Peninsula.

Poor thing.

Death takes no vacations, my friend.

Hobbes, it's a falcon, okay?

It's not the Maltese falcon. Now, can we just drop the prose and get out of

here, please? Why don't you have a little respect for the dead? It's a

You're both endangered creatures, Darian.

Question is, when you die, what will the bird say?

Got a point.

Why are we here?

Well, the Buddhists would say that life is... Okay, let me rephrase. How the

hell does this agency get its cases? Agency? What agency?

Low -divine, cowboy. The top secret one you work for.

You know, the agency that chases terrorists one week and then shuts down

next because the copier breaks and they're too cheap to service it.

What's he talking about?

You know what he's talking about?

You need to learn to keep a low profile. God, how much lower a profile can you

get than an agency that works for the Department of Fish and Game?

We don't work for them.

Oh, yeah, right. We're just out here on roadkill duty earning our merit badge.

FNG's like a landlord to us. They leave the agency alone, let us do our cases,

but occasionally we gotta pay rent.

Like today with the dead birds, see?

On three. One, two, three.

Huh.

Somehow, I don't think that's the only reason we're here.

If it isn't Lithium Bob.

I haven't seen you since Quantico, Hobbs.

Nice haircut.

Jones, wait a minute.

You were in the FBI?

Yeah, big emphasis on were.

Now I'm going to have to ask you gentlemen to step away from the line.

Everything behind here is off limits and non -FBI.

Everything.

Well, I guess I'll make myself scarce.

Nice to see you too, Jones.

How are those Viagra rebates coming, huh?

What happens, you send in a coupon to get a few bucks back?

Hey, hey, you can change jobs, Bobby, but you can't change who you are.

Paranoid pillhead.

Why don't you step over here and say that again?

Yeah, but, you know, then I'd have to take you seriously. I can't risk that.

You look very good.

Hi,

Jessica.

Are you ready to tell us what you saw?

Hmm?

Jeff, honey, this man wants to help.

Will you talk to him?

Honey, will you talk to me?

Okay, how about if you and I talk for a minute?

Gentlemen, take a good look, because we will not rest until the senseless death

of this national symbol of flight is avenged. Any questions? Yeah.

When are you going to cut the crap?

Abish, seal the briefing.

Oman Tariq, cabinet minister for the Republic of Turkmenistan.

And former Turkmenistan crime boss recently elected to office by the very

council he once terrorized. Oman was enjoying his first trip to the United

States when he took an assassin's bullet in his chest.

The president has publicly called for vengeance.

And this agency needs to answer that call. Let's do it. Hey, guys, guys, come

on. I mean, the actual words off limits were spoken by the FBI.

Let's do the FBI.

No. Kid's right.

A foreign dignitary was killed on our soil, and that is FBI's jurisdiction.

But an endangered bird was killed in the national park, and that belongs to Fish

and Game.

Our temporary sponsors.

Enter the agency.

Where do we start?

Well, Tariq had an extensive list of political enemies.

Where do you think you're going?

No, I don't do the detective thing. That's your department.

You were selfie me? Hey. Huh?

Hey, Hobbs, he's not assaulting you. Take it easy, okay?

The kid has a tougher assignment.

And thanks, Fox, for the heads -up on the witness. We were able to get a file

her. Great. What's it got to do with me?

Go on.

It's a page -turner.

Open it.

Jessica Semplar, age 8.

Student, Heatherfield Elementary.

Interest, painting.

Turn the page.

Voluntary mutes.

Incident related, yada, yada, yada. Refuses to talk to authorities. Even her

mother who says, quote, the only person Jessica is talking to is Ralph.

Your invisible best friend.

And guess who you are.

Post -traumatic stress disorder.

Talking therapies aren't working because she won't talk to me. We don't need a

diagnosis, Fran. We need an ID on the sniper.

How do you know she saw him?

Well, look who's back early from Tahoe.

What, you miss work, Anders?

No, but I read the news.

Apparently you people can't hold down the fort without me.

Doc, I read the file.

She say anything at all?

Not yet. She doesn't trust me.

She will.

Try again tomorrow.

You win.

No, no, no. Don't be scared. It's just me.

Ralph.

Ralph?

Yeah.

Hey, you want to play again?

How about two out of three?

Oh, I got an idea. How about checkers?

You're not Ralph.

I'm not Ralph?

No.

Why? Did you change my name?

No.

Then who am I?

You sound weird.

Different.

Well, that's because before I was talking to your inner ear, and now I'm

to your outer ear.

I knew that.

I'm sorry, Ralph.

You're sorry? Why?

I forgot to lay you back in your house.

Probably got colds.

Is that why you came here?

Well, yeah. And I was scared. You know, I couldn't really sleep.

Me too.

Because of what you saw in the woods?

You saw him too?

Yeah. No.

Not exactly.

Jessica!

Dinner!

Ralph, stay okay?

I'll be right back.

Can you promise to stay right here?

Yeah, I promise.

You are cold.

Ralph to Harvey.

Over.

Harvey to Ralph. Harvey to Ralph. Won't you sit, rep?

What? You sit, rep. You sit, rep.

Uh, I gotta tell you, I don't know what the hell that means, but... I think I'm

pretty close to an ID here.

Wow. Man, she's quite the artist.

See if she can make a sketch of the killer's face. Or maybe his weapon. I

work with that.

Wait a minute, what am I doing here?

How's that?

Come in, I'm losing you.

This isn't right, I'm getting out of here.

Is it right?

May I remind you that you're a thief?

Yeah, a ex -thief, okay?

You can change your job, but you can't change who you are. No, you got a job to

do. Do it.

I'll be right back, Mommy!

Oh, crap.

What? Oh, crap, I can't do it, I can't quicksilver.

What do you mean you can't quicksilver? I don't know, it's not...

You better quit, Sylvie. You better quit right now.

Ralph!

Ralph?

Ralph? Are you still here?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, sort of.

No, no, no.

Don't come in.

But I brought you food.

What do you mean, to find out? I mean, I'm out. I mean, my invisibility's on

fritz, and I, you know, I just, I went off his case. Why is that a problem?

Just because you dropped the ball doesn't mean there's not going to be a

half.

Okay, you know what? You're not getting it here, okay?

Game over. We are messing with a traumatized kid here. I mean, I could

permanently... Okay, this whole mission is evil.

Evil, Smeagol. You're all gung -ho. I will never be gung -ho about anything

agency ever does.

Fine. Hobbs, you take the kid.

Hobbs. I'll get it out of her.

Well, yeah, I mean, she's a little girl. I mean, I'm not going to subject her to

that bipolar James Bond. You've got to fix me.

Did you break your soap already?

No, no, no, no, no, no. The wonder gland is busted, and I need to use it a lot.

Relax. This happens to a lot of men.

Oh, really? They can't go invisible? That's interesting.

They can't deal with their emotions.

Were you experiencing strong emotions when you last tried to quicksilver?

Why? Because the gland sits in the part of your brain that generates emotion

response, and it's still learning how to process those signals.

Wait a minute, are you saying that the gland has a learning problem?

As far as that gland knows, you're still a baby. It takes babies 15 months to

learn how to talk.

Practice your biofeedback, your deep breathing, your meditation. If you want

get your quicksilvering under control, you're going to have to do the same

for your feelings.

Now, why is that? Is that because the quicksilver and the emotions, they don't

mix? No, because the quicksilver and your blood... Extreme doesn't make you

too much. You're rich, quick, silver, mad. Not biggie. Just give me a shot of

the counter agent. No, I won't have another one ready for at least 48 hours.

Wait a minute.

You mean you're out?

I mean, how can you just be out?

Well, it takes time to synthesize the formula.

Shouldn't you be making extra? I mean, you know, in case of an emergency, like,

oh, I don't know, I became a psychopathic killer?

No, it doesn't store well.

Doesn't start. Okay.

So what am I supposed to do here?

Avoid emotions.

Like you do.

And find an alternative to invisibility.

Hey. Hey.

Remember that big list of possible tree killers? All foreign visas locked down.

All political enemies accounted for. Even his old Russian mafia buddies.

capped him is not on that list. You could not have waited 30 seconds to tell

that. I'm sorry. I just thought you should know all we got left is a

eyewitness. So don't blow it, Ralph. Just give me five minutes, okay? Yeah,

problem.

Be in the back.

Hey, Jess.

It's Ralph.

Jessica?

I'm not supposed to talk to you.

Well, you're not supposed... Who says so?

Mommy.

Oh.

Well, you know, we're kind of talking now.

We're not. Yeah, we are.

And I can play that game.

Hey, Jess.

Look, I'm sorry that I let you see me yesterday.

I didn't mean to scare you. It's just... Well, actually, I kind of got scared

myself, and I had to... That's not how you look.

Yeah, I know.

Kind of changed, but I'm sorry about that.

But hey, I did think of a way for you to see me and not be scared.

Go ahead. Why don't you try?

All right, I think it's time to take this stuff off.

Ralph.

You grew up.

Don't worry, you'll catch up.

I'm glad you didn't get hurt in the woods.

Yeah. I'm glad you didn't get hurt.

You know, I really didn't even see the man that was out there that day.

It wasn't a man.

It was a monster.

A monster?

Do you mean like a cookie monster?

What?

He came out of the ground.

I was thinking that...

Maybe he's, you know, like an evil tree spirit. And maybe you know him from the

forest.

Jesse, Dr. Fran's here.

Okay.

But she brought that dumb puppet.

You know what? I was thinking about this. I think maybe you should talk to

Yeah, really. I think it might be good. I mean, I think you could just tell

her... You know, tell her everything.

Okay. Can I borrow this?

I did one of your home, too.

Wow.

She said he came out of the ground.

Oh, yeah? Ralph's home, huh?

Yeah. Yeah, that's where he lives.

Yeah, she lets him out of this tiny gold key.

He'd go well with just a child.

She has an imagination, Hobbs.

What, you're telling me you never had an invisible friend?

I had invisible enemies.

What are you doing there?

Triangulating.

You what? Do you mind?

He's in. Shot Tariq. There.

Had to have been shooting from right... Over there.

Burlap? This is a strip off a ghillie suit.

And you knew to look for this how? Because I'm me, Fox.

Because that's what the kid drew.

This isn't a monster, bro.

It's a sniper's camouflage.

There's more than one way to go invisible, hotshot. He's a sniper. And

news is he's good. Real good.

This is from a camouflage outfit that was covered with dirt and twigs and

leaves. Any punk can own a G -suit, but only a pro can use it like this.

could be in real danger.

Can I help you? Mr. Semple, my name's Robert Hobbs.

I need to speak to you regarding Jessica. May I come in?

What do you want?

We have reason to believe your daughter may be in danger.

Hey,

hey, hey, Jessica.

Jessica? Ralph, check out my new painting.

Come on, we gotta get inside.

It's not done yet.

Hey, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, look, look, can we go inside now, please?

Hey, Jez, what's your problem?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

He needs to be tight.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Did you hurry it up here? I got to go. Come on. Listen, you just got shot.

Where are you going, Disneyland?

I'm good. Thank you very much.

What do you got?

St. John's Hospital, first floor. She's okay.

She's being treated for a sprain wrist and shock.

Fed's got her under a 24 -hour two -man watch. They're not going to let us

anywhere near her.

I'll meet you in the van.

Do you hear what I said? Jones is in there.

We can't get in. And we won't. I will.

Oh, what am I thinking? Of course, because you got, you know, the... I'll

the van.

Oh, okay, I'm done. No, no.

You need to heal.

No, you need to get out of my way.

All right.

At least wear this.

It's a tack vest.

Forget it. It scares Jess.

If you're out there, you're chancing quicksilver madness. Well, I guess

risk I'm going to have to take. Are you willing to put her at risk?

What if I left the invisibility?

Doesn't matter.

It's going to saturate your bloodstream whether or not you go invisible.

Just let me run up to the room for a second. You know, she's got to know that

Ralph's okay.

I want to know if she's safe.

Yeah.

I had it sewn up.

Now go play nice with the other boy.

Thanks.

Did your miss still hurt?

Want some ice cream?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. I'm going to go get you some, okay?

Okay.

I'll be right back.

That's my name. Don't wear it out.

You're a dork.

Hey, tell me about it.

What's up?

I'm scared.

No.

It's okay. You're safe right here.

I figured it out, Ralph.

In the woods, that monster, he wasn't trying to kill me.

He was trying to kill you.

Me?

You know what?

You're right.

I think you're right.

I think you're right. You're right, man. You're smart, you pants. And when

you're right, you're right. But let me tell you something.

You're safe now, okay?

He was going after me, you know? So you don't have to worry, okay?

Because, Jess, you're safe here.

Now,

I kind of got to get going here.

No. I'm the only one that can lay back in your house.

It's okay.

It's okay. I'll be right back. We're going to switch rooms here, okay?

No, don't go.

I'm your only friend.

Huh.

You know what?

You may have a point there.

And you're my only friend.

Come on.

Huh? That can't be true, right?

What about, like, uh, you know, your pals at school and stuff?

Huh? I wish I could be invisible.

Are you kidding?

Deprive the world of one of its great beauties, huh?

Come on, that's mean.

That would be very mean.

Look, we have to go to your home now.

We will.

I promise.

But right now, you've got to stay put, okay?

I'll be right back.

Hi there.

Uh, oh.

Yeah, I was just curious which one of you geniuses decided to put a sniper

target in a room with a big picture window.

Where the hell did you come from?

Precisely. Your security sucks.

He's right.

Let's move the package, secure a room without a view.

Now, what part of off -limits didn't you agency boys understand?

Anders, get him out of here.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, watch it. Come on. It's a bullet wound.

You're the agency guy that took a bullet. Will you just get her out of

now? We got it under control.

I said watch it.

You took the bullet for the girl? Yeah. How'd it go down?

Hey, you really want to know? I do. Ah, forget it. You guys already botched this

thing from the... Wait a minute. Hold on. Time out.

You want to get, you got to give.

What do you say we start with your suspect list for Tariq Sniper?

It's in our van.

Now think about it, okay? This guy, he's got to be an American, okay? He's got

to have, I don't know, some kind of high -level government access because he

knew exactly where Teresa was going to be that day. We already checked that

angle. Why don't you check again? Maybe you missed.

I did miss you.

Learn to drive, bonehead.

Hey, what's up? Hey,

what's up?

She really did sew this thing up.

This is Kevlar full lining, pal. You may not feel it right now, but you're one

lucky mother.

Right here. Easy.

Easy. Get your breath.

Who did this to you?

It's an FBI guy.

FBI?

That's impossible.

Freeze! Don't move! Don't move!

I gotta move! Over here, Jones!

Jones!

Where's Jessica?

Where is she?

Why don't you check with Anders?

Anders discovered she escaped.

What do you mean she escaped?

What has Anders got to do with this?

What do you think shot him?

Huh? He's not dead. He's wearing a lining. Very lucky for you, pal.

Anders, what's your 20?

Anders?

What did he do before the FBI?

What? What did Anders do before joining the Bureau?

He happens to be a decorated... Oh, I get it.

Because he was a sniper, he must be the sniper.

That's why you got kicked out, Hobbs. You think you got a beef with the Bureau

because of Quantico, Bobby, but all you really got is a revenge fantasy to go

with every government pink slip in your shoebox.

And guess what?

Now, you are under arrest for interfering with an FBI investigation.

You're pathetic.

Oh, well, that hurts.

Drop your weapons!

Drop them and back away now!

I said drop them!

Drop them!

There you go.

That's good. Now back away.

Back away.

Come on!

Two nice little girls. That's it.

Keep going.

Come on!

She went home. All right, we're there in five.

No, no, no.

Not her home.

Who's home?

That's right. I knew it.

Thanks, Cappy.

Oh, you will burn for this. Yeah? You know your buddy Andrews was on a Black

Beret squad stationed in Turkmenistan in 1993?

Three guesses what his target was.

That was seven years ago, Hobbs. It doesn't mean anything. Don't you dare,

moron. Andrews missed.

Gave away his whole squad's position. Tariq Smith killed them all, down to his

last man.

You don't think your boys can wait for that shot, pal?

Fox, what's the matter with you, man? Come on, it's no time for your frickin'

wacko act. We gotta move. Fast.

Come on, stay with it.

Don't worry back. It's on the way

Crack bang.

Time between shot and impact and I need absolute silence to gauge it. Now shut

up.

Jessica. Quiet.

Quiet. North.

ADR.

I am so sick of him shooting me. Fox, no.

No. Get back.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

You missed me.

Psycho. Jones?

Maybe it's time for you to change jobs.

I was kinda hoping you'd come by.

I've been thinking, I'm going into third grade this year, and I'm going to have

a lot of homework.

And Dr.

Fran said that, and Sarah Hazel's mom called my mom because she heard about

happened and all.

And I talked to Sarah, and she's going to come over, and she's going to bring

Lori Nadelberg.

And we're going to play Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

And I think I'm going to give you the key.

So you can get him by yourself?

Is that okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, it sounds like a very grown -up thing to do.

I mean, I'm sure you'll find another kid to play with.

You can really find him. Trust me.

Okay. You can go in now.

Dr. Jekyll.

Mr. Hyde.

Feeling better?

Yeah.

Thank you for the jacket.

Oh, what it's worth, the official said to tell Fawkes way to be gung -ho.

Did you get to say goodbye to her?

Other way around.

To Darian Fox, Jessica Semplar would always be the kid.

On the whole, it was nothing new.

All the women in my life leave me.

Difference is, to them, I was a man.

To her, I was magic.

How do you say goodbye to that?