All language subtitles for South Park (1997) S13 E12

I'm going down south. I'm going to have
myself time.

Friendly faces everywhere.

Humble folks without temptation.

I'm going down south.

I only need my load to hide.

Am I parking day or night? People
spouting howdy neighbor.

And on the south, I'm going to see if I
can't unwind.

Come on down south.

Isn't this great, you guys?

Getting away from it all.

Leaving all our cares behind.

Yeah, and they said the weather's gonna
be nice like this all day.

This is exactly what I needed.

Aw,

not those guys again.

Goddammit, why isn't it every time we
try to have a relaxing day, a bunch of

assholes on their Harley motorcycles
show up?

Isn't this great food?

You're so right about this place. It's
wonderful.

You know what's really interesting is
that...

What's

really interesting is that this place
has a new owner, and they... On this

gorgeous day, we bring these two
together for the most important...

Everybody's checking us out.

Yeah, they think we're pretty cool.

Whew! We were definitely turning some
heads out there.

Yeah! I was pulling back on that
throttle, and everybody was like, what

For sure!

Hey, nobody here is really paying
attention to us.

That's weird.

Oh yeah, that's better.

thinks you're total fags, right?

What did you say?

You know, when people like you drive
down the streets with your unnecessarily

loud motorcycles thinking you're all
cool, everyone is actually laughing at

and calling you pathetic faggots. You do
realize this, right?

Hey, man, we roll how we roll, and if
people are annoyed or intimidated by it,

that's too bad for them.

Yeah!

No, no, nobody is intimidated, actually.

Everyone realizes that people who are so
needy for attention they need to dress

up and be as loud as possible are you
guys and 16 -year -old girls.

Just wanted to let you know, you're
fucking fags.

That... That little boy just called us
fags.

Like he didn't think we were cool.

But he's wrong.

People don't think we're fags, do they?
Of course he's wrong.

And anyway... Nobody except that little
freak would ever say something like that

to our faces.

Fucked up!

What's wrong with kids today?

It doesn't make any sense.

They all called us fags.

How can they call us fags? I mean,
listen to this.

No, I know. Look, guys, I think I know
what the problem is here. Really? You

What, what? Yeah, think about it, guys.

You see all the things kids have today?
I mean, with their Xboxes and surround

sound entertainment systems, kids today
are surrounded by big, loud stuff all

the time.

Hey, that's right.

That's all it is, guys.

We just need to get a little louder,
that's all.

Ravlovsky looks for Kenny to get clear
for the pass.

But Carmen isn't letting up on him.

for coming, everyone.

As you all know, the Harley problem
seems to be getting worse, and nobody is

willing to do anything about it.

Yes, agreed.

I have had it with those loud, annoying
faggots.

Now, we have some ideas, and we'd love
to hear your ideas, and I think together

we can... And I think that together we
can come up with

a way to get rid of these fags once and
for all.

Sounds good. Okay, good, yeah. Yep,
nice, okay.

I'm going to get a Harley.

Then people will have to notice me and
they'll have to deal with my shit for

once.

Perfect sense, Butters.

It does?

Yes. Now get out of here.

Okay.

All right, Kyle and I are going to spray
paint messages to the Harley riders.

Cartman, you said you had an idea? I
think what I'm going to do is find out

wherever their bikes are and crap on
their seats.

Oh, that's good. Yeah, I think that'll
be nice. But that's a lot of seats. How

are you going to pull that off? I think
I just need two, maybe three buckets of

KFC, extra crispy, probably four cartons
of gravy.

Clyde, can you take care of getting KFC
for Cartman? Kyle and I will get the

spray paint cans. If we do this right,
we'll be doing the town a huge favor, so

let's get to it. Yeah!

You guys smell that? Smells like that
new famous bowl at KFC.

Oh! Oh!

Somebody took a shit on my fucking
Harley!

What?

bastards who did this!

We thought we were past this.

Students, I am here because of a very
serious matter.

This morning it was discovered that in
several places all over town, somebody

had spray -painted the words, Bags, get
out.

Many witnesses reported seeing children
with spray paint. Now, if anybody knows

anything about the kids who did this,
you must come forward. That was us.

Excuse me?

Why would you write something like that
and be proud of it?

Well, because we want all those fags to
get out of our town.

Yeah, everyone hates those fags, right?

Yeah.

Now, just what the heck is going on
here? This is not what we have taught

this school.

Kyle and Stan, you've always been
tolerant of gay people.

Gay people? We aren't talking about gay
people.

You just admitted to Spray Painting that
they should get out of town.

Dude, why would we want gay people to
get out of town? Oh, they think we meant

gay fags.

Oh, hey.

That's not very nice, Mayor. Just
because a person is gay doesn't mean

fag.

What? You four boys in my office now!

Aw, crap.

Faggot, often shortened to fag, has been
used in the English language since the

late 16th century.

Its original meaning was an old or
unpleasant woman.

certainly don't apply to us.

Faggot later was defined as a bundle of
sticks.

And in the 19th century, a faggot
gatherer was someone who made a meager

gathering firewood.

Well, they certainly ain't calling us
fags because we gather sticks. There's

to be more.

Fag was defined as any awkward bundle to
be carried and was often used as an

insult to the elderly, as in calling
them baggage.

Fag was used as an insult to women, then
poor people, then old people.

In the early 1900s, the word became a
pejorative term against

homosexuals and transgender people in
the United States.

Well, that word just keeps changing its
meaning.

What's it got to do with us?

We are really trying to understand this.
How is it that you boys think referring

to gay people as fags in today's world
is acceptable?

Because we're not referring to gay
people. You can be gay and not be a fag.

Yeah, a lot of fags aren't gay.

I happen to be gay, boys. Do you think
I'm a fag?

Do you ride a big loud Harley and go up
and down the streets ruining everyone's

nice time?

No. Then you're not a fag.

So what if a guy is gay and rides a
Harley?

Then he's a gay fag. I mean, is this
really this hard? I don't know.

This is fucking ridiculous.

All right, look, you're driving in your
car, okay?

And you're waiting to make a left at a
traffic signal.

The light turns yellow, should be your
turn to go, but the traffic coming at

just keeps coming.

And even when the light turns red, a guy
in a BMW runs the red light so you

can't make your left turn. What goes
through your mind?

Fag.

Right! But you're not thinking, oh, he's
a homosexual.

You're thinking, oh, he's an
inconsiderate douchebag like a Harley

This, this is making insanely good sense
to me. All right, how about this? What

would you call a straight man who
doesn't own a Harley, but likes them and

buy one someday?

You call him bike -curious.

Bike... Bike -curious. Don't you people
keep up with today's lingo at all?

Fellow homosexuals, I believe we have an
opportunity

here to take a big step forward for our
kind.

We must acknowledge that the words fag
and faggot are never going to disappear.

They are simply too much fun for
everyone to say. But we must realize

are no longer the most hated people on
the planet and help the children change

the meaning of the word to describe
those annoying, loud, faggot Harley

Hear, hear.

We should all be tolerant, but not with
these fucking people. They really are

faggots. Yes, Jesus, yes.

This is Channel 4 Evening News.

A new movement in South Park is bringing
to question the word fag.

Gay groups are pointing out that the
word no longer means to kids today what

meant just a few years ago.

And what is your name, little boy?

Martin. All right, Martin, can you do me
a favor? Could you point to the fag for

me?

Just point to which one is the fag.

All right, now could you just point to
the fag for me, little girl? Which one

a faggot?

Spocked by this realization and
persuaded by a gay advocate group, the

signed a new city ordinance today,
making the word fag officially refer to

annoying, inconsiderate Harley riders.

How do you fags feel about the new city
ordinance?

What did you say?

Just asking if you feel okay or
displeased about the ordinance, Fag.

Hey, you know what? If you call me Fag
to my face one more time, you better...

already did it twice.

Well, I think that you probably won't
say it again. I bet I do.

Well, okay, I... Fag.

As more people in South Park adapt to
the new meaning... Fag!

More and more Harley riders are deciding
to ride elsewhere.

I haven't seen a Harley for like three
days.

I know. It's like we have the outdoors
back again.

You four turdballs in my office now!

She's gaining support all over the
country. I should have never listened to

We're sorry, Mayor.

Oh, that's nice. You made our entire
town look like gay -bashing redneck

homophobes. But at least you're sorry.
We can fix it.

How? That lady said it's because fags
still means homosexual in the

So we just have to convince the
dictionary people to change the

Hey, yeah.

Then people would be free to call Harley
riders fags all over the country.

change the meaning of fag from gay
people to us, then soon every town

to see if the word fag will officially
be changed in the English dictionary.

Four local boys will state their case to
the head dictionary editor, and if they

succeed, fag will officially refer to
Harley riders nationwide.

You can do it, boys! We believe in you!

And, Tom, it looks as though the
dictionary officials have arrived.

Entering the scene now are the keepers
of the current dictionary and, of

the dictionary's head editor, Mr.
Emanuel Lewis.

Oh,

it all makes sense now.

To change the definition of a word is no
trifling thing.

I expect this proposal for changing the
definition of the word fag to be both

discerning and undisputable.

Come on, boys, you can do it.

It's a bunch of pissed off faggots.

kicked ass and took shit over.

Is that what a fag does?

Yeah, yeah, that's totally what a fag
does.

No, you're supposed to think we're not
fags now.

But then why are you acting like such
fags? I don't understand.

I don't either.

That's because you guys never
understood.

You fellas never got what these people
are really about.

Freedom.

Rebellion against the system.

freedom.

Who is this little fag?

Not a fag yet, sir, but I am back
curious.

That's it. Let's kill them all.

No, that'll just make you bigger fags.
No one is killing anyone.

We've had enough.

You faggots, get the hell out of our
town.

you pass by Harley riders like us roll
down your window and yell faggots all

kids out there when you see us walk up
to us and say hello fags no really

we want you to at least we're cool
enough to embrace who we are

Those individuals are the legitimate
faggots.

The definition shall be replaced.

We did it. We did it. We did it, guys.

Oh, it's over. It's finally over.

Today, we've made history.