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let's give this a shot.

Hello, my name's Charles. I'm newly single and I

like football and drinking.

No, that sounded like a loser.

Try it again.

Be a little more upbeat.

My name is Charles. I'm newly single.

I like football, drinking, and muscle cars.

Women don't like muscle cars. Fuck.

Try it again. Try it again.

Hello. My name is Charles.

I'm newly single.

And I would love to meet you.

If you have things in common that... Wait.

Is that that dating app?

Yeah.

Why are you on there?

Well, you know, your mother and I just, you know, things aren't working out

quite right. So I want to get on here and meet new people, but man, it's so

hard. I don't know how to like put myself out there. Yeah, I hate dating

It's been so long. It's kind of awkward. I don't know what to say about myself.

Well, it's okay. I'm not going to, you know, tell mom or anything.

No judgment.

You are so awesome.

I'm so lucky to have you in my life.

Well, I'm going to go to my room and study and leave you to it. Class got

canceled today, so... Really? How was college?

It's okay.

Professor's sick, but, you know, I get a free day. Might as well catch up on

some homework.

But really, what should I say that really sealed the deal for me?

I don't know. I mean, I've never really been on the dating app before, so...

Just be yourself.

Thanks. Alright, good luck.

Hi, I'm Charles and I'm being myself.

Take it or leave it.

You mind if I come in? Yeah, come on in. All right.

Hey, I just wanted to say thank you so much for not bringing anything up to

mom about the whole dating habit.

It really would have been a thorn in her side.

Yeah, of course.

It's okay. I mean, you know, we all have to move on, right?

I kind of understand what you've been going through, too.

Yeah? I just broke up with my boyfriend.

Oh, sweetie.

Yeah, turns out he's been cheating on me this whole time with some girl I go to

school with.

Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. Come here.

It's okay.

That must be so hard on you.

Yeah, I was a little hurt at first, but, you know, dating's hard.

Don't tell on me.

And I guess getting back into it's even harder.

Especially at my age. I feel so rusty and out of touch.

No.

Sometimes I don't even know if I know how to touch a woman anymore.

It's been so long. That's not true. You're going to find someone.

Maybe. I don't know.

And, you know, I heard that the best way to get over someone is a rebound.

So, you know, maybe since we're both in kind of the same situation, you know,

maybe we could be each other's rebound.

No. Are you insinuating... We're both single now, aren't we? I mean... You're

stepdaughter. That's not even morally right.

Yeah, exactly.

You're not even my real dad. You just married my mom.

Yeah. I'm not going to tell her about the dating app. And, you know, I don't

have to tell her about this, too.

I... This is starting to feel a little uncomfortable.

I'm sorry. I...

I think you're beautiful.

I do. And you're so charming. Everything about you.

You're sweet.

I mean, you're beautiful and you're so sweet. Thank you. You're sweet.

You're sure you don't want to have a little fun? I mean, come on.

We could have some fun, Daddy.

I haven't been fucked in so long.

Oh, tempting.

My God.

And I'm really horny, too.

God, your body is... I can't. I know.

Come on, Daddy. It'll be fun.

We can just do this for a little bit. Be each other's fuck buddies and then...

Oh, my God. Find someone else.

Does anyone see us? Close your legs.

You really don't want to play?

Oh, my God. Of course I want to. You are absolutely beautiful.

It'll be our little secret.

He better keep this our secret.

You smell so good.

Oh my god.

Am I doing a good job? Yes.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. You're so much better at that than my ex.

I don't like it.

I love it, Daddy.

I'm dominating.

Are you going to dominate my little pussy?

Without you, please.

Wow.

Pretty good rebound.

You think we could do this again?

Just until I find someone else.