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I hope you packed your cowboy boots and spurs
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and your 10 gallon hat for what
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going to Texas
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I've been speaking to the good people of NASA
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and I'm looking forward to that
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they're welcoming us with open arms
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and they're gonna let us do some really cool things
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that sounds fabulous and we're gonna go to the Elmo um
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that you may have say that again
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what was that Alamo
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I'm not going to the Alamo
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you are an integral part of the Alamo history
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I think it's time that we really get to the bottom of
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what actually happened
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because there's many conflicting stories
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you go I'll watch you on a television
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there's a tar and feathering you
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and hanging over the cliff
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if we get wind that it's gonna be too crazy
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or if it's just let me tell you something
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it will be beyond crazy you just won't Mark my words
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should have should have pissed on it then
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my name is Jack Osborne and this is my dad
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Ozzy heavy metal god
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are you ready Prince of darkness
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and surprisingly enough
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history nerd as the old saying goes
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like father like son
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so my dad and I
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are doing something we've always wanted to do
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we're hitting the road just the two of us
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and a bucket list of places
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and things we've only ever read about in books
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oh my god this is amazing
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all seen on TV and the web
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do you have your knife yes
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we have all days
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we might need it there are no roadies
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no tour buses what the fuck is this
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no boundaries oh
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welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour
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let's rock and roll
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Houston we don't have a problem right now
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today we are going to NASA Johnson Space Center
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and I am pumped so is my dad
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he was texting me this morning being like
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I couldn't sleep all night
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I'm so excited da da
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da da
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so the main reason we're actually here in Texas
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is to get to the bottom of a
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kind of interesting chapter in my family's history
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and rock and roll history
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so there's a story that goes like this
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in 1982 when my father was touring in America
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they were playing in San Antonio
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and the day of the show I believe my dad woke up
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decided to go for a walk and take a pee
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some people say he did pee on the Alamo
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some people say he didn't pee on the Alamo
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my dad has no real recollection of the arrest'cause
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he was somewhat inebriated
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so I'm hoping
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that we can get our hands on the arrest report
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in San Antonio the people who run the Alamo
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don't really seem too keen to have us there
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my dad isn't too keen about us going there either
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fingers crossed let's see what happens
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but um
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now it's time for me and my dad to boldly go where no
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Osborne has been before hello
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ready to go to space let's do it alright
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don't forget your bag dad
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don't forget your bag oh
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is it far no
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it's like 5 minutes down the street
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one thing I've Learned about my dad
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is that when he doesn't wanna do something
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distract him with something
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he does ooh
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look NASA
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I wanna ask how do they shower in space
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cause they can't go under running water
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have they ever drunk alcohol in space
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yeah do they allow alcohol in space
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I always wonder do they have sex in space
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I want that to be my opening volley
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after we get familiar
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I think maybe we should ask that for sure
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nice to meet you nice to meet you officially
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I'm Jeannie it's very nice to meet you
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I'm Azzy please to meet you
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welcome to Johnson Space Center
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alright we're gonna head into mission control
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so we got some flight directors here
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look and he's got a cigarette well
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it was the 1960s and that's Neil Armstrong here yes
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this is Neil Armstrong and this is
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one of the trainers that he used for training
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to land on the moon I sat next to him and I played
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I remember saying
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what's it like to be going to the moon
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it's very dark and I'll thank you
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but I'm educated now
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it's probably like someone asking you
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what a bat's taste like
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is this the film set that they think
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the spacewalk is kidding no
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we really did land on the moon
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I promise I don't believe in the moon
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there are a lot of people
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but we really did land on the moon
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we're gonna step in the doorway here oh wow
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so I'm gonna take you back in time to 1969
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wow Apollo 11 was controlled out of this room
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Apollo 13 was controlled out of this room really
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this is here some pay again please
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we flew out of this room until 1992
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so even the shuttle was controlled from this room
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really yes wow
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that mission Control was the mission control
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starting from Gemini
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all the way up to the shuttle missions
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they must have updated it as it was going on
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oh yeah they absolutely updated it
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it was like someone out of a old movie yeah
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this is an original computer
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these are these are actually just the terminals
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the computer themselves
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the whole first floor of the building
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was the mainframe computer
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we actually put a person on the moon
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with less than 5K of memory
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they sent a man to the moon
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with a computer that had less than 5K of memory
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kilobytes of memory what's a kilobyte
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so it goes kilobyte megabyte
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gigabyte this is 128 gigabytes yeah
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if I wanna download a song that is like 3 megabytes
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the amount of information is like
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less than like 5 seconds of music
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download it I've got no clue what you're talking about
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okay so let's head on down to see the space station
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this gives you some idea of how big the truss
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for the International Space Station is
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cause this is would be a piece of the truss
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so this is a joint wow
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how would they get that up there
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it went in the space shuttle
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how big is it
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if you were to put it on an American football field
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it would go from end zone to end zone
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and sideline to sideline so it's pretty good size
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so size of a football field wow
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yeah we're gonna go in this module
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watch your head dad
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watch your head and watch your step
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I can help you there's a big step right here
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I can help your hand me man
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I've got nothing next
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the moment we said watch your head hello
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hello hello
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so let me introduce astronaut Shannon Walker hi
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very nice to meet you Jack Jack
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very nice to meet you so
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Shannon
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has flown on board the International Space Station
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that is an awesome feeling
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oh it is absolutely awesome
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yes I spent six months in 2,010 um
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I actually did round trip with the Russians
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so I flew up and down on a Soyuz rocket
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did you lose weight up there
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I did I did
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I lost about 10 pounds are you allowed alcohol
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no sadly
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but the Russians sneak it up
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let's be honest you can tell us
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I mean really
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it's a safety thing because if you had an emergency
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and all of a sudden
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you had to pop into your spacecraft and come home
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you wouldn't want to be on a
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hey let's go home
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no that'd be bad
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so I'll buy up to one so
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you're telling me the Russians didn't sneak a bit of
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vodka in there some of the Russian happy juice hahaha
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is there any romance going on up here
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no no
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come on this is our workplace man
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it's right yeah exactly
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don't don't bring it to work exactly
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six months is a long time
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six months is a long time
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is there a NASA protocol
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if something really weird starts floating past
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are you kidding this day and age
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we could take a picture of it and we could tweet it
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yep so I'm sure that's what would happen first
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so Jack
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earlier you were talking about Space Camp
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and you never had the opportunity to go
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they wouldn't let me go to Space Camp
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what is Space Camp
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uh Space Camp is basically like
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a kiddie version of all this
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like prison
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like no
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as I've grown up I'm like
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wait a second you let me like
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come on Ozfest
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for years yeah
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I couldn't go to Space Camp
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we were there how old were you when we said no
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like 14 I thought you were like 27 hahaha
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last year
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so we'll follow you yes
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so I've got a minivan so y'all follow me
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okay we'll head on into the mock up facility
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if you had a chance to drive a rover
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would you like to absolutely
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okay I wasn't able to go to space camp as a kid
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but now all my teenage
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nerdy dreams were going to come true
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and I was taking my dad with me
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what holy crap
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wow wow
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that is unbelievable he's coming right for us
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wow we get to drive that
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Howdy what's up guys
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hello Ozzy and Jack
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I'd like to introduce Lucien Duncan
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hi how's it going Lucien
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good to meet you nice to meet you
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this is a space exploration vehicle
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think of it as a off roading RV for moon and Mars
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basically what we're thinking is
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you land two of them somewhere on the moon or Mars
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and then you go out take two of them and go explore
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and then go explore again
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and each one of these pedals is about two weeks
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you gotta put all of your food in there
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all of your all of everything goes in there
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how much do one of these cost to build
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it's about five million dollars to build one
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okay but wow
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hang on to your hat
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because it's gonna get a lot more expensive
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for all the testing
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it goes from about 5 million to about 500 million
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to a billion wow
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really cool and now
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there's this five million dollar rover
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that we're gonna let you guys drive
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was that cool or what though
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awesome what's your head dad
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you know them okay
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you right hand or left handed Ozzy
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right handed uh go to the right seat
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let's go
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okay
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let's train you real quick push forward on the stick
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okay pull back on the stick
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let go of the stick
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and that's how you drive like a car Ozzy
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you ready yeah
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press straight forward on the stick
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hey dad
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what are you doing driving in space
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what is it called we're driving in the future right now
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alright
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there's a there's a big big crater right in front of us
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go to your right a little Aussie go to your right
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whoa
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haha
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this is crazy
278
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I feel like it's gonna fall off ha ha ha
279
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it's kind of scary when he goes and bangs over
280
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you think he's gonna topple over
281
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you know you got I'm going the opposite way
282
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this is awesome she's unbelievable
283
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now point up that heel that big heel alright
284
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you gotta commit don't be scared
285
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we're exploring Mars now for the betterment of humanity
286
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Ho ho ho ho ho
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this is insane
288
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and then Ozzy if you stop right there
289
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and twist a little to your right
290
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I mean the maneuverability of that was unbelievable
291
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all the wheels turn with the wheel yeah
292
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so cool and then when you get pointed down the hill
293
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just drive straight down the hill
294
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this is unbelievable how cool is this
295
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this is amazing
296
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okay can we switch for a minute
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I was yeah yeah
298
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I'm gonna do some off roading
299
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just like playing video games
300
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the 5 million dollar video game
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go wherever you want OK
302
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set those big two in the middle
303
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big rocks to your left yeah
304
00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:45,720
think we're clear from those big rocks
305
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I think I'll go forward a little bit more
306
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go to your right a little
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right a little wait
308
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I'll stop oh
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oh
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did I break it yeah
311
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give me a second uh oh
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did I jump up I'll get it
313
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did I did I break an NASA vehicle
314
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this is the first time we got it stuck thing
315
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well I think I broke the future
316
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we've never done this really
317
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I've never gone over I've always put it up on that rock
318
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but we may high center on those rocks
319
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it's been a real world testing
320
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so my dad and I were at Johnson Space Center
321
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driving NASA's 5 million dollar prototype
322
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and I got it stuck
323
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this is the first time we got it stuck thing really
324
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oh a brick
325
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,779
when you got that thing
326
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it would have been awkward calling up my uh
327
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car insurance being like hey
328
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am I insured for a 5 million dollar Mars rover
329
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oops
330
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I don't want you to leave here not impressed
331
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we are impressed believe me
332
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I could leave it now and be like
333
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this is the coolest car I've ever driven OK
334
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I'm gonna go to joint mode on the suspension OK
335
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I'm gonna go all the way up
336
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that one's back down
337
00:13:28,179 --> 00:13:30,519
yeah how was that Jack awesome
338
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I was in charge of research and development
339
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for the hour we were driving it
340
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and I thought it was my job to push it to its limit
341
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but you didn't do my heart any good
342
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we had a great day today haven't we Jack
343
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oh the best awesome
344
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thank you very much watch your head dad
345
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you know then how was it fantastic
346
00:14:00,779 --> 00:14:02,879
alright we're gonna head in this room over here
347
00:14:03,179 --> 00:14:06,220
these guys have some cool surprises for you cool
348
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,460
would y'all mind over to Ryan
349
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maybe you can record a message
350
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:09,860
that we could send up to the crew
351
00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:10,659
on the station
352
00:14:11,179 --> 00:14:13,179
I'd like to introduce you to some of our suit guys
353
00:14:13,179 --> 00:14:16,200
and they brought some uh things here for you to try on
354
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,179
this is what what we wore in the shuttle
355
00:14:18,179 --> 00:14:19,460
what we're gonna wear in a Ryan
356
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,840
the best way to describe it is a body shaped balloon
357
00:14:21,899 --> 00:14:23,820
okay so the whole function of the suit is
358
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:25,179
if there's no air around you
359
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this is the last thing holding the air
360
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,399
so you can breathe inside of it
361
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,740
and it's what's gonna keep you alive in deep space
362
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:32,059
looks like a diving suit kind of
363
00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:34,019
it's a very similar to a dry suit
364
00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:35,899
and the idea behind this suit is that if
365
00:14:35,899 --> 00:14:37,620
Ryan had a hole in it with this suit
366
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,580
we're actually designing it
367
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,259
so they can live up to six days
368
00:14:40,259 --> 00:14:43,419
so think about that living in this little balloon
369
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with your own process is going on
370
00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:48,100
especially if you have some Mexican food
371
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:48,919
you know yeah
372
00:14:50,059 --> 00:14:50,940
and oddly enough
373
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,899
the hardest challenge we have with this whole suit
374
00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:55,139
is what to do with six days worth of waste
375
00:14:55,139 --> 00:14:56,059
yeah you would think
376
00:14:56,059 --> 00:14:58,500
going to Mars and all these technical challenges
377
00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,559
what do you do with poop
378
00:15:00,539 --> 00:15:02,179
I found it interesting when they said
379
00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:05,320
humans could survive up to six days in that suit
380
00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:06,860
crap in as well well
381
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:07,740
that's what he would said
382
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,259
he said like the only problem would be
383
00:15:09,259 --> 00:15:10,919
what do you do with all the poop
384
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:14,820
we've actually set up a couple of suits for you guys
385
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,899
and we'd like to give you the opportunity to actually
386
00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:18,399
try them on absolutely
387
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,720
is that your space ponytail
388
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:23,820
check check
389
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:24,759
thank you
390
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,120
let's go into space Jack
391
00:15:30,779 --> 00:15:31,879
plug in the catheter
392
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,039
this is awesome
393
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:40,220
wow I felt incredibly uncomfortable
394
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:40,740
I thought
395
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,480
how the fuck did I get myself into this situation
396
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,799
you alright there dad feel like a penguin
397
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:52,059
once we had our suits on
398
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:54,100
it was time for us to record a message
399
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,419
for our fellow astronauts
400
00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:58,379
who are floating 249 miles above us
401
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,179
aboard the International Space Station
402
00:16:00,179 --> 00:16:01,299
alright you ready go
403
00:16:01,299 --> 00:16:03,059
hi guys I'm Ozzy
404
00:16:03,059 --> 00:16:05,700
this is my son Jack ha ha ha
405
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,919
my son's shout out one one
406
00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:09,120
I'm Ozzy hold on
407
00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:11,639
I feel like I'm in a Sprite commercial
408
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,000
hi I'm Ozzy
409
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,059
hey it's Jack
410
00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:16,960
I just want to say congratulations
411
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:20,620
let's do that again for four ready go
412
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:23,779
I'm Ozzy Osbourne and I'm Jack Osbourne
413
00:16:23,779 --> 00:16:26,440
we just wanna say congratulations on 15
414
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,299
awesomely successful years of human habitation
415
00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:30,580
yeah congratulations guys
416
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,820
have a party for us if you need any help
417
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,059
I'm good at parties yep
418
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:34,539
we're uh
419
00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:36,320
we're ready to go so if you need anything
420
00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:38,179
just let us know just call us
421
00:16:38,179 --> 00:16:40,200
we'll jump right in yeah
422
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,460
we'll be right up love to see you later guys
423
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,279
be safe God bless
424
00:16:44,539 --> 00:16:46,419
I need to get a picture for my Instagram
425
00:16:46,419 --> 00:16:47,759
we will take some pictures
426
00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:51,960
I'm free
427
00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:57,600
are you ready to go to San Antonio
428
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,779
no uh
429
00:16:58,779 --> 00:17:00,139
we still got a couple days left
430
00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:00,860
why not I'm
431
00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,220
I need to go for the bathroom
432
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:03,320
can you hold your piss
433
00:17:03,659 --> 00:17:05,700
I'll be well full of piss when I get there
434
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,259
I know a good wall you can relieve yourself on
435
00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:14,599
I'm pissing on the Elmo pissing on the Elmo
436
00:17:25,219 --> 00:17:27,219
10:00am we're here in Austin
437
00:17:27,219 --> 00:17:29,440
the capital of Texas
438
00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:32,220
we're here because I really wanna get to the bottom
439
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,579
of what happened at the Alamo
440
00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:37,839
in 1982 and to find out if my dad really did pee on it
441
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:38,740
hey how's it going
442
00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:39,259
it's uh
443
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,059
it's Jack Osborne calling again
444
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,859
um I still haven't heard back from anyone
445
00:17:42,859 --> 00:17:44,940
so if someone could please call me back
446
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:46,619
that'd be great um
447
00:17:46,619 --> 00:17:47,740
you guys have my number
448
00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:49,440
look forward to hearing from you bye
449
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,619
since I'm not really getting anywhere with the people
450
00:17:51,619 --> 00:17:53,240
from the Alamo directly
451
00:17:53,299 --> 00:17:55,140
I found a Texas state politician
452
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,079
who might actually be able to help us
453
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:57,940
hey Eddie
454
00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:00,059
it's Jack Osborne yep yep
455
00:18:00,059 --> 00:18:01,960
me and my dad are still planning on coming by
456
00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:05,000
hopefully he will be able to grease some wheels for us
457
00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:09,259
that way we can just slide on in to the Alamo Perfect
458
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:11,559
okay so me and my dad will be over in a few hours
459
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,559
to the state capital we go
460
00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:17,640
Howdy what's going on
461
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,200
hey is this place haunted
462
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,039
um yes
463
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,640
what happened I went to bed last night
464
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,980
and I get to bed and I turn these down'cause
465
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,480
the family's driving me nuts
466
00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:31,599
I got into bed and then this started doing this
467
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,099
no I swear
468
00:18:34,099 --> 00:18:36,140
I'm on pulse I'm on pulse
469
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,819
so you're in bed and the lights start coming on and off
470
00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:37,980
no no
471
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,779
not going up and down on and I just
472
00:18:39,779 --> 00:18:41,519
lights keep going on and off and up
473
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,259
I'm gonna I'm gonna get out of bed
474
00:18:43,259 --> 00:18:45,480
and I thought I was turning them off properly
475
00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,779
it was going on five minutes it was going on
476
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,480
did you did you hear anything go get out
477
00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:54,880
no it was a really weird thing weird
478
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,779
I didn't know what's scarier to my dad
479
00:18:58,779 --> 00:19:01,579
ghosts or politicians is that the building
480
00:19:01,579 --> 00:19:02,920
yeah that's the Capitol
481
00:19:03,140 --> 00:19:05,039
I don't pee on the Capitol alright
482
00:19:05,539 --> 00:19:09,119
my intention on my my penis is staying where it is
483
00:19:09,579 --> 00:19:11,200
TMI bro TMI
484
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:21,480
beautiful building amazing building
485
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,960
pretty cool to be your office
486
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,960
look it's a little Alamo Monument
487
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:28,039
heroes of the Alamo
488
00:19:28,619 --> 00:19:29,779
I wait is there a picture
489
00:19:29,779 --> 00:19:32,420
I think I see a picture of you taking a piss
490
00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,160
right there oh
491
00:19:34,579 --> 00:19:36,880
there's no getting away from the Alamo around here
492
00:19:37,059 --> 00:19:39,880
just play it cool remember you're sorry
493
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,619
they wouldn't ban me for for as long as I did
494
00:19:43,619 --> 00:19:45,660
if it was just nothing to worry about
495
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:47,559
Texas loves you but the Alamo might not
496
00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:50,019
I thought they were gonna jump on me alright
497
00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:52,079
Onward we're going in
498
00:20:01,859 --> 00:20:03,339
hi hi Eddie
499
00:20:03,339 --> 00:20:04,299
how are you how are you
500
00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:04,859
nice to see you
501
00:20:04,859 --> 00:20:07,039
good to meet you and welcome to the state capital
502
00:20:07,059 --> 00:20:08,680
a lot of people around here
503
00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:10,420
we're got out that you guys were gonna be here
504
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,259
so it happens sometimes we go to my office
505
00:20:12,259 --> 00:20:13,339
is that okay is that work out
506
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:13,539
yeah
507
00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:15,380
some people probably want to maybe say hi to you though
508
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,359
these are people that work at the Capitol
509
00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:19,000
a lot of them
510
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:21,920
hello
511
00:20:24,059 --> 00:20:25,680
hi how are you
512
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:28,519
how are you good to see you I'm not gonna kiss you
513
00:20:31,579 --> 00:20:32,460
well this is a real treat
514
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,259
you know Ozzy
515
00:20:33,259 --> 00:20:35,500
you were like the soundtrack of my high school life
516
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,460
it was just amazing
517
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,819
it's amazing to meet you and it's just incredible
518
00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:41,119
I have time for people say to me
519
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,759
I saw you in 1978 we Black Sabbath
520
00:20:43,859 --> 00:20:46,920
sometimes I go how long I've been doing what I do
521
00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:47,779
yeah I mean
522
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,160
cause I remember when we did our first record
523
00:20:50,579 --> 00:20:52,759
oh this will be good for a couple of years
524
00:20:52,859 --> 00:20:55,400
mm hmm and maybe I'll 46 years later
525
00:20:55,779 --> 00:20:57,220
so what's next in San Antonio
526
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,140
you're going to San Antonio
527
00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:58,700
here's the thing what
528
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,220
what do you know about the story
529
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,460
all I remember
530
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,980
ever hearing was that you urinated on the Alamo wall
531
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:04,980
that's all I remember ha
532
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:05,579
ha ha
533
00:21:05,579 --> 00:21:07,299
supposedly I did some say I didn't
534
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,059
well I can't remember
535
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:11,660
I was very inebriated and all I remember was this big
536
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,440
Texan guy coming around with a cup
537
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,400
that seems it is a little um
538
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,619
tumultuous my dad's relationship and that
539
00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:19,019
you know historical site
540
00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:20,819
there's a history there but I want to know if you
541
00:21:20,819 --> 00:21:23,380
if you possibly had any connections that could
542
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,940
maybe help us kind of
543
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,119
make our uh
544
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,500
presents I guess
545
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,339
well received if you know
546
00:21:29,339 --> 00:21:31,500
if that makes sense and then also one other thing
547
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,460
we're trying to get the
548
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,539
my dad's police record for when he got arrested
549
00:21:34,539 --> 00:21:37,640
to actually get the real story about what happened
550
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,339
well let me
551
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,059
let me see what I can do I can talk to my assistant
552
00:21:40,059 --> 00:21:42,460
and try to get a friend of mine on the phone
553
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,460
Eddie thank you so much
554
00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:44,660
you're very welcome it's my pleasure
555
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:47,339
I'm just glad you were able to come by and
556
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,380
absolutely come visit us at the Capitol here
557
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,859
you guys are gonna grab some lunch or something
558
00:21:50,859 --> 00:21:51,740
yeah I think so yeah
559
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,880
do you know do you have any place you can recommend
560
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,319
yeah do you like hot dogs
561
00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:58,240
what ha ha ha for a joke
562
00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,180
although Representative Rodriguez said
563
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,599
he was gonna make some calls
564
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,220
we were still a little unsettled
565
00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,099
that we hadn't gotten a definitive yes
566
00:22:09,099 --> 00:22:10,599
to return to the Alamo
567
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:15,059
starving on get our Frank on notorious P I G
568
00:22:15,059 --> 00:22:16,599
German currywurst
569
00:22:16,859 --> 00:22:19,259
I think it's pretty safe to say that we over ordered
570
00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:20,380
cause we were so hungry well
571
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,720
you know it's called hunger
572
00:22:22,539 --> 00:22:25,400
ah this is the currywurst with a gluten free bread
573
00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:28,059
that's the jackalope here's a kangaroo sausage
574
00:22:28,059 --> 00:22:29,940
that's the Reuben fries look at that
575
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:31,680
and that's notorious P I G
576
00:22:31,779 --> 00:22:33,779
and Amy's coffee ice cream with candied bacon
577
00:22:33,779 --> 00:22:34,779
and chocolate covered bacon
578
00:22:34,779 --> 00:22:36,680
this is dangerous dig in
579
00:22:40,579 --> 00:22:41,099
did you
580
00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:44,059
you knew that Phil Collins was a big like Alamo expert
581
00:22:44,059 --> 00:22:44,700
right I don't know
582
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:48,119
I find it both amazing and very comical
583
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:51,480
that Phil Collins of Susudio fame
584
00:22:51,839 --> 00:22:55,460
is the largest private collector of Alamo memorabilia
585
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:58,019
he had better stuff than I had and he gave it back
586
00:22:58,019 --> 00:22:58,660
yeah well
587
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:01,099
he ended up writing a book and it's more kind of like
588
00:23:01,099 --> 00:23:02,660
it's a kind of a coffee table book
589
00:23:02,660 --> 00:23:05,279
it's got lots of pictures and like historical
590
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,799
you know stories and this and that and it how's that
591
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,220
so I reached out to one
592
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:14,819
of these professors who worked on the book
593
00:23:14,819 --> 00:23:15,759
with Thor Collins
594
00:23:17,059 --> 00:23:19,279
I left a message for him hmm
595
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,859
and hopefully we can hear from him
596
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,559
either tonight or tomorrow morning
597
00:23:23,579 --> 00:23:24,480
I'll try something out
598
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:26,980
he's gonna kind of be our guide
599
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:27,740
and take us around
600
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,140
and show us about the Alamo and things so okay
601
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,259
he's a very nice guy you're a really nice guy
602
00:23:33,259 --> 00:23:34,359
really nice guy
603
00:23:40,579 --> 00:23:42,759
the journey continues through Texas
604
00:23:42,779 --> 00:23:46,920
I am taking my dad back to the scene of one of his more
605
00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:48,240
uh infamous crimes
606
00:23:48,420 --> 00:23:50,619
which was urinating up the Alamo
607
00:23:50,619 --> 00:23:52,339
and the fact that my dad peed on the Alamo
608
00:23:52,339 --> 00:23:54,799
is very much rooted in like
609
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,839
kind of Aussie folklore
610
00:23:57,059 --> 00:23:59,539
and I wanna figure out what really happened
611
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,559
that being said I need to go upstairs
612
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,880
need to get dad ready we need to hit the road
613
00:24:05,339 --> 00:24:06,660
morning morning squire
614
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:08,039
how you doing good how you doing
615
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:14,000
I got you some eggs cool
616
00:24:15,019 --> 00:24:15,859
be honest with me
617
00:24:15,859 --> 00:24:18,059
how do you actually feel about going back to the Alamo
618
00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:20,140
it really was a bad scene Joe
619
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:22,900
I know but that was 30 yeah
620
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,940
but it took me it took me like 15 years to get
621
00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,579
to be able to do a show there
622
00:24:26,579 --> 00:24:27,220
and so listen
623
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,660
it's been an additional 15 years from that point
624
00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:31,819
so like we're hoping but you know
625
00:24:31,819 --> 00:24:33,400
people have memories you know
626
00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:35,339
they're gonna remember the press
627
00:24:35,339 --> 00:24:37,440
that was about when I urinated
628
00:24:37,619 --> 00:24:39,759
and I don't really feel keen on going there
629
00:24:39,859 --> 00:24:43,200
we would be failing coming to Texas and not no
630
00:24:43,299 --> 00:24:43,980
but I'm I'm
631
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,079
I'm Aussie as well I'm
632
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:47,019
no honestly
633
00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,559
what do you think is the worst that could happen
634
00:24:48,579 --> 00:24:50,359
get shot killed
635
00:24:51,059 --> 00:24:52,339
beaten up no
636
00:24:52,339 --> 00:24:53,920
I don't think so yeah
637
00:24:54,099 --> 00:24:54,259
but but
638
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:57,700
but it's me I was wrong dad
639
00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:00,740
sorry tell your mama I love her dad
640
00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:02,220
you don't realize this but
641
00:25:02,220 --> 00:25:02,940
you literally
642
00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:05,420
pissed your way into American history books
643
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:08,680
apparently when people go visit the Alamo
644
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:10,579
they ask more questions about you
645
00:25:10,579 --> 00:25:12,460
than they do about Davy Crockett
646
00:25:12,460 --> 00:25:13,059
you know what
647
00:25:13,059 --> 00:25:15,660
Phil Collins should be collecting samples of your piss
648
00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:17,400
not Davy Crockett's sword
649
00:25:19,099 --> 00:25:20,660
so don't you think it would be worthwhile
650
00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:23,299
like actually figuring out the whole story
651
00:25:23,299 --> 00:25:24,180
what if we find out
652
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,740
you didn't actually urinate up the Alamo
653
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:27,299
yeah but they all think I did
654
00:25:27,299 --> 00:25:28,220
you know but it doesn't matter
655
00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:29,279
it said in the paper
656
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:32,500
Ozzy Osbourne urinates up on the Alamo
657
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:36,779
that was the headline there's one article here saying
658
00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:39,599
the night Ozzy didn't pee on the Alamo
659
00:25:40,259 --> 00:25:41,900
I didn't do it then well
660
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,779
this one article says you didn't do it
661
00:25:43,779 --> 00:25:46,700
according to this article written in 1982
662
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,660
the charges of public drunkenness
663
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:50,039
after he relieved himself
664
00:25:50,099 --> 00:25:52,279
on a column outside of the Alamo
665
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:55,019
okay so this is saying you did it
666
00:25:55,019 --> 00:25:57,599
this is another article in Rolling Stone
667
00:25:57,660 --> 00:25:59,299
this says you urinated on the sidewalk
668
00:25:59,299 --> 00:26:00,980
across the street from the Alamo
669
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:02,619
he was also slapped with a decade
670
00:26:02,619 --> 00:26:05,279
long ban from the good city of San Antonio
671
00:26:05,299 --> 00:26:08,180
luckily you're not banned from the city anymore
672
00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:10,079
I got a bad feeling about this
673
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:11,539
come on let's hit the road
674
00:26:11,539 --> 00:26:13,059
I promise you you'll have fun
675
00:26:13,059 --> 00:26:13,859
you'll have fun
676
00:26:13,859 --> 00:26:16,759
you can bury the hatchet in back of my head
677
00:26:18,259 --> 00:26:21,019
although I was still inching my dad towards the Alamo
678
00:26:21,019 --> 00:26:22,700
I hadn't made any more progress
679
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:23,940
with allowing us to visit
680
00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:26,299
and I hadn't even heard anything back from
681
00:26:26,299 --> 00:26:28,039
Representative Eddie Rodriguez
682
00:26:33,700 --> 00:26:35,500
hello hi
683
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:36,180
hi hi
684
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:38,720
and how's it going it's going well
685
00:26:38,819 --> 00:26:40,500
you know we're heading up to San Antonio
686
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,799
we're gonna go retrace the steps of the Alamo
687
00:26:44,099 --> 00:26:46,380
urination incident I know
688
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:48,259
you're probably sick of having to answer this question
689
00:26:48,259 --> 00:26:50,200
but what actually happened that day
690
00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:51,700
been on a Bender
691
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:55,240
and decided to get up and wear my clothes
692
00:26:57,460 --> 00:27:00,359
of all things to wear to go to the Alamo
693
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,019
why a dress well
694
00:27:02,019 --> 00:27:04,680
because your mom took my clothes
695
00:27:05,339 --> 00:27:07,140
to stop me going out in the town
696
00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:09,180
so you decided in order to go get drunk
697
00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:10,759
you'd wear her dress yes
698
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:14,480
OK our local promoter called
699
00:27:14,579 --> 00:27:17,900
and said that Ozzy had been arrested at the Alamo
700
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:20,220
for urinating up the Alamo
701
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:22,500
and he was arrested and in jail
702
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:23,299
don't worry this is
703
00:27:23,299 --> 00:27:24,279
this is bull
704
00:27:25,059 --> 00:27:28,079
so are you positive he actually peed on the Alamo
705
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:30,960
I don't know but that's what I was told
706
00:27:31,259 --> 00:27:32,059
OK
707
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,059
alright well
708
00:27:33,059 --> 00:27:34,500
Taliban love it alright
709
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,799
see you later speak to you later bye
710
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,900
so we headed to San Antonio with my dad
711
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:43,960
fearing he might end up being another Alamo casualty
712
00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:47,779
we have arrived I had searched on the internet
713
00:27:47,779 --> 00:27:48,660
and found a place
714
00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,980
where he could reflect on his own mortality
715
00:27:50,980 --> 00:27:53,960
ta da that seems like a funeral history
716
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,500
are you joking the fact that you are pod
717
00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,500
Prince of darkness I think
718
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,420
it's only appropriate
719
00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:02,640
that I took you to the funeral museum
720
00:28:02,740 --> 00:28:05,599
one day I'm gonna be here myself what are you
721
00:28:07,059 --> 00:28:08,940
my name is Genevieve I'm the president of the museum
722
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:10,420
pleasure to meet you pleasure to meet you
723
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:11,480
I'm Jack Jack
724
00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,359
and of course I know who you are Ozzy
725
00:28:14,019 --> 00:28:15,779
I can give you a tour of the museum
726
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:16,700
absolutely yeah
727
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,740
tell you a little bit more about it
728
00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:18,759
for sure I'd love to
729
00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:23,079
this here is our 1921 Rockfeller's hearse
730
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:26,319
and believe it or not it is all hand carved wood
731
00:28:26,339 --> 00:28:27,980
wow yes wow
732
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,420
what's that it looks like a
733
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:31,200
this is actually a glass coffin
734
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,940
this says it's from 1925 yes
735
00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:35,619
you're exactly right back in that time period
736
00:28:35,619 --> 00:28:36,759
they were just using
737
00:28:36,819 --> 00:28:39,700
whatever resources they could have available to them
738
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,539
and glass was a redible resource
739
00:28:41,539 --> 00:28:44,160
it's a very heavy piece you can't even open the lid
740
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:48,660
here in the 19th century mourning exhibit
741
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,180
you're in a Victorian home
742
00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:51,740
funerals would take place in the parlor
743
00:28:51,740 --> 00:28:54,599
portion of the home they were laid out in a wake
744
00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,700
and awake lasted for three days
745
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:57,700
so do you know why
746
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:58,940
just in case they woke up
747
00:28:58,940 --> 00:28:59,980
yes you're exactly right
748
00:28:59,980 --> 00:29:01,299
to prove that they were truly
749
00:29:01,299 --> 00:29:03,019
in fact dead and not going to wake up
750
00:29:03,019 --> 00:29:04,339
wow and why do we do that
751
00:29:04,339 --> 00:29:06,380
do you remember that must have been the case
752
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,859
when people thought they were dead
753
00:29:07,859 --> 00:29:09,420
they got buried alive exactly
754
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:11,720
to keep people from being buried alive
755
00:29:11,859 --> 00:29:14,259
we devised an apparatus if you will
756
00:29:14,259 --> 00:29:16,359
where a string was tied to the finger
757
00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:18,140
run up through the earth yep
758
00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:18,940
you're right
759
00:29:18,940 --> 00:29:21,740
and if they woke up and started to panic and scratch
760
00:29:21,740 --> 00:29:23,380
on the on the bell would ring
761
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,099
a bell would ring on top
762
00:29:25,099 --> 00:29:26,599
and then they were saved by the bell
763
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:27,900
oh
764
00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:30,259
is that where the term saved by the bell comes from
765
00:29:30,259 --> 00:29:32,220
that's exactly where the term saved by the bell from
766
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,859
came from and the dead ringer and the graveyard shift
767
00:29:34,859 --> 00:29:36,160
oh yes
768
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:39,380
so you know
769
00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:40,859
kiss sells kiss caskets
770
00:29:40,859 --> 00:29:43,299
I think you guys should make Sabbath and Ozzy caskets
771
00:29:43,299 --> 00:29:45,519
it's a bit not cool you know
772
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:47,859
I mean you ain't gonna sell 50 a gig
773
00:29:47,859 --> 00:29:48,779
there won't be that many gigs
774
00:29:48,779 --> 00:29:51,000
you know one person standing in the audience
775
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:52,339
do you are you
776
00:29:52,339 --> 00:29:52,579
hey mom
777
00:29:52,579 --> 00:29:54,680
I went to see a great banner at a Black Sabbath
778
00:29:54,779 --> 00:29:55,700
I bought the cassette
779
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,059
can I keep it in that loft until I die
780
00:29:58,059 --> 00:30:00,099
are you gonna get buried or are you gonna get cremated
781
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,059
I'm not gonna get cremated
782
00:30:01,059 --> 00:30:03,180
I'm gonna get buried I think we come from the earth
783
00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:04,759
we should be buried in the earth
784
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,900
I might find my fossil in 65 million years
785
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:10,759
this is true like that like not like this
786
00:30:12,059 --> 00:30:14,059
fossilized are they
787
00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:15,599
they could smoke me and get stoned
788
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:20,240
where we going now crematorium to make the day off
789
00:30:20,259 --> 00:30:22,859
well we're gonna go pick your grave site now
790
00:30:22,859 --> 00:30:24,900
we're gonna go find a nice cemetery in Texas
791
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:28,539
why not I've got a casket and a funeral home
792
00:30:28,539 --> 00:30:30,680
we're actually gonna bury you at the Alamo
793
00:30:31,079 --> 00:30:33,119
I got a good chance the way things are going
794
00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,119
look it's a Texas cow
795
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,880
what Texas cows
796
00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:45,200
oh cow moo
797
00:30:49,299 --> 00:30:49,779
oh no
798
00:30:49,779 --> 00:30:50,579
no no no
799
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,099
stop around with us
800
00:30:53,099 --> 00:30:55,380
I'm just trying to see where the fuck I'm going alright
801
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:56,680
but you're playing with the
802
00:30:56,859 --> 00:30:58,920
I'm but that's how I see where we're going
803
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:01,960
so unless someone takes over OK OK
804
00:31:05,019 --> 00:31:08,039
well my dad and I had just gotten into a fight
805
00:31:08,339 --> 00:31:10,539
I could tell he was getting more and more tense
806
00:31:10,539 --> 00:31:12,200
the closer we got to the Alamo
807
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:33,579
sorry for getting you shaken up
808
00:31:33,579 --> 00:31:36,819
used to it what are you listening to Chicago
809
00:31:36,819 --> 00:31:37,299
oh God
810
00:31:37,299 --> 00:31:39,640
you don't wanna get on that dad oh
811
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,380
hello hey Jack
812
00:31:49,380 --> 00:31:51,339
this is the Roberto Dominguez Councilman
813
00:31:51,339 --> 00:31:53,500
District 1 in San Antonio hey
814
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,900
how's it going it's going alright
815
00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:57,700
I got your number from my friend Eddie
816
00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,740
and I want to tell you that we
817
00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:01,359
we found some information
818
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:04,420
maybe we can meet tomorrow if you can come in
819
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:05,619
do you think you can make it uh
820
00:32:05,619 --> 00:32:06,700
down to City Hall tomorrow
821
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:08,799
I absolutely can uh
822
00:32:08,819 --> 00:32:11,619
let's say around 1 ish 1 ish okay great
823
00:32:11,619 --> 00:32:12,700
well I have a safe trip
824
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:15,579
we'll do I don't trust this eating
825
00:32:15,579 --> 00:32:17,539
it's a trap they're gonna get revenge
826
00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:19,319
we'll figure it out alright
827
00:32:26,259 --> 00:32:27,599
dead man walking
828
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:30,039
dead Man walking
829
00:32:30,579 --> 00:32:31,880
Dead Man Walking
830
00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:34,359
dead man walking
831
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:38,900
we had finally made it to San Antonio home of the Alamo
832
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:42,440
or as my dad felt his possible final resting place
833
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,900
dead man walking you ready to go
834
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:47,380
yep let's go do this
835
00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:48,940
how you feeling alright
836
00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:51,519
in the zone yeah okay
837
00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:58,359
this was it our big meeting with Councilman Trevino
838
00:32:58,619 --> 00:33:00,059
I had my fingers crossed that he
839
00:33:00,059 --> 00:33:01,660
have my dad's arrest record
840
00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:03,779
and be able to get us the final
841
00:33:03,779 --> 00:33:05,799
OK to return to the Alamo
842
00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:06,819
hey Jack
843
00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:08,079
hi nice to meet you
844
00:33:08,099 --> 00:33:09,940
great to meet you welcome to San Antonio
845
00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:12,259
thank you I'm glad you're here alright
846
00:33:12,259 --> 00:33:13,059
well let's go inside
847
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:14,660
we got some great things to show you awesome
848
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,559
please this way
849
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,859
you know I'd like to talk a little bit about our
850
00:33:18,859 --> 00:33:21,000
our history here in in our city
851
00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:23,539
in 2018 we'll be 300 years old
852
00:33:23,539 --> 00:33:26,680
and it is because of the establishment of the Mission
853
00:33:26,819 --> 00:33:28,019
San Antonio de Velero which was
854
00:33:28,019 --> 00:33:29,299
it was a mission it wasn't
855
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:30,640
it was a mission that's correct
856
00:33:30,819 --> 00:33:32,539
it was a fortress well
857
00:33:32,539 --> 00:33:33,019
it you know
858
00:33:33,019 --> 00:33:34,059
it ended up being a fortress
859
00:33:34,059 --> 00:33:35,220
it ended up being a fortress
860
00:33:35,220 --> 00:33:36,299
that's exactly right
861
00:33:36,299 --> 00:33:38,980
although the Alamo was first established as a mission
862
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:41,259
it was most well known for the heroic battle
863
00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:43,700
that took place there in 1836
864
00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:45,920
where approximately 200 Texans
865
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,140
including Davy Crockett
866
00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:50,759
held off the entire Mexican army for around 13 days
867
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:52,099
did we uncover some uh
868
00:33:52,099 --> 00:33:53,480
some history about uh
869
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:54,839
this gentleman right here
870
00:33:54,980 --> 00:33:55,859
well yes
871
00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:58,220
as you know this happened in 1982
872
00:33:58,220 --> 00:33:59,660
so it took it took a while to
873
00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:01,059
to get some of this information
874
00:34:01,059 --> 00:34:02,799
let me grab that it's over here actually
875
00:34:02,819 --> 00:34:03,839
oh drum roll
876
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,420
the first thing I wanna say is that
877
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:10,119
we did find an outstanding warrant hahaha
878
00:34:10,539 --> 00:34:11,420
no I'm just kidding
879
00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:12,780
hahaha I'm just kidding
880
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:14,019
this is what we could find
881
00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:15,260
and obviously what we can see here
882
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:17,059
it's got your your name
883
00:34:17,059 --> 00:34:19,139
your full name John Michael Osbourne
884
00:34:19,139 --> 00:34:20,400
they they marked uh
885
00:34:20,739 --> 00:34:23,500
you some tattoos and occupation
886
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,380
they got that right singer singer
887
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:26,619
there's a second part to this
888
00:34:26,619 --> 00:34:27,420
let's see
889
00:34:28,019 --> 00:34:31,960
okay so here's what you were actually arrested for
890
00:34:36,539 --> 00:34:39,199
believe it or not it was for public intoxication
891
00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:42,659
so not not for the other thing we know about
892
00:34:42,659 --> 00:34:44,818
so one of the most important parts about history is
893
00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:45,818
setting the record straight
894
00:34:45,818 --> 00:34:46,418
yeah yes
895
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,099
so yes
896
00:34:47,099 --> 00:34:48,358
yes we're happy to
897
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:49,800
to welcome you back
898
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,019
and you guys are always welcome here in San Antonio
899
00:34:52,019 --> 00:34:53,460
thank you very much help with some of this
900
00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:54,280
thank you ma'am
901
00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,679
oh you're quite welcome
902
00:34:55,699 --> 00:34:56,860
oh thank you
903
00:34:56,860 --> 00:34:58,460
so what do you think about your arrest
904
00:34:58,460 --> 00:34:59,980
and that it was public intoxication
905
00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:02,019
and not public urination oh yeah
906
00:35:02,019 --> 00:35:05,199
I was I was totally broke into my happy dance
907
00:35:06,219 --> 00:35:07,599
can I use your boys room bro
908
00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:08,619
yeah absolutely
909
00:35:08,619 --> 00:35:10,699
you definitely are using the restroom okay
910
00:35:10,699 --> 00:35:13,119
well let's let's get you going
911
00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:16,280
our visit with Councilman Trevino was a great success
912
00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:16,980
we were finally
913
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:18,900
able to get the real story of what happened
914
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:21,320
at the Alamo San Antonio and room
915
00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:24,380
and tomorrow we were gonna take that final step
916
00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:26,760
and return to the scene of the crime
917
00:35:31,179 --> 00:35:32,760
today is Alamo Day
918
00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:35,420
the day when my dad and I were supposed to go
919
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:37,500
and learn about the Alamo however
920
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:40,539
things took a slight strange turn uh
921
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,920
yesterday I was watching the evening news local here
922
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:46,780
and it was announced that me and my dad were gonna
923
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:48,000
be at the Alamo today
924
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,659
everything we've done up to this point
925
00:35:54,659 --> 00:35:57,179
has been really mellow and I've enjoyed that
926
00:35:57,179 --> 00:35:58,380
and now it's like ugh
927
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:00,739
we gotta deal with like the spectacle of it all again
928
00:36:00,739 --> 00:36:02,739
so I'm gonna go to breakfast with him right now
929
00:36:02,739 --> 00:36:04,239
and kind of fill him in on
930
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:06,320
on what's been going on
931
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,840
did you happen to see the news last night
932
00:36:14,059 --> 00:36:15,199
look at the bottom
933
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:18,480
oh how did that get in there
934
00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:21,079
Ozzy Osbourne the Prince of darkness himself
935
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:24,579
will reportedly visit the element on Plaza today
936
00:36:24,579 --> 00:36:27,440
to apologize for the relieving himself
937
00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:29,019
oh
938
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,619
the good people of the San
939
00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:34,860
Antonio City Council decided to uh
940
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:36,539
make a statement to the press yesterday
941
00:36:36,539 --> 00:36:38,500
that we were coming to the Alamo
942
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:40,079
it was on the news this morning
943
00:36:40,219 --> 00:36:42,219
and it's all over national press
944
00:36:42,219 --> 00:36:44,820
if people get a kick out of saying well
945
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,199
he did this and did that
946
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:48,179
you know that's all
947
00:36:48,179 --> 00:36:49,500
everything's legal as it is
948
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,300
you know
949
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:52,260
okay no
950
00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,460
I mean hey no
951
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:55,099
I I see what's going on here
952
00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:56,340
no no no
953
00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:57,980
I mean I'm not really proud of the fact
954
00:36:57,980 --> 00:37:00,099
I think you are I think you like the story
955
00:37:00,099 --> 00:37:01,480
and I think you like the attention no
956
00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:04,320
I mean it's like the bad boy
957
00:37:04,420 --> 00:37:05,719
nobody wants to say no
958
00:37:06,260 --> 00:37:08,980
I'm a Christian I want some badass
959
00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:09,780
now
960
00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:11,840
do you think it gives you a little bit of street cred
961
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,179
well the Prince of darkness
962
00:37:13,179 --> 00:37:15,519
don't give a shit about street cred
963
00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:18,579
ha ha ha ha if it gets too intense
964
00:37:18,579 --> 00:37:19,820
we gotta give it back up
965
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,900
the whole point was we were gonna go down to the Alamo
966
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:24,199
meet up with Professor Hardon Hardon
967
00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:29,039
um Professor Hardon gonna kind of Hardon
968
00:37:29,059 --> 00:37:31,219
I'm in a San Antonio meeting
969
00:37:31,219 --> 00:37:34,400
a guy called Professor Hardon
970
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:40,159
Professor Hardon what a name
971
00:37:42,739 --> 00:37:43,539
what
972
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:52,099
inappropriate inappropriate no
973
00:37:52,099 --> 00:37:55,860
you're trying to harden like Arden
974
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:58,860
but Harden what did Professor Harden do
975
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,440
he did the book with Phil Collins
976
00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:04,280
alright let's go
977
00:38:06,139 --> 00:38:07,940
as soon as we had left the hotel
978
00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:10,579
there were quite a few autograph hunters waiting for us
979
00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:12,960
it had already started to get out of hand
980
00:38:13,739 --> 00:38:15,280
I can't do it right now sir
981
00:38:16,019 --> 00:38:17,820
I can't do it right now I can't do it no
982
00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:20,519
I can't do it right now I can't no I can't do it
983
00:38:24,019 --> 00:38:25,739
I've got a really bad stomach today
984
00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:27,079
just been nerves probably
985
00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:29,360
I don't know what the fuck we're doing this for
986
00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,880
we're meeting Doctor Harden
987
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:35,840
um here
988
00:38:35,940 --> 00:38:37,659
um good luck
989
00:38:37,659 --> 00:38:40,519
it's gonna be a fucking three ring circus at this place
990
00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:42,219
it's okay just wait
991
00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:43,260
believe me for once
992
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:44,699
it's just gonna be a little nuts down there
993
00:38:44,699 --> 00:38:47,239
but let's just try and keep this like cool calm
994
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:49,000
we'll figure this out
995
00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:00,360
Holly Holly
996
00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:07,400
so what are we gonna do now
997
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:09,179
wherever Doctor Harden is
998
00:39:09,179 --> 00:39:10,880
we're gonna go this is gonna be a
999
00:39:11,340 --> 00:39:12,500
let's just go we'll walk
1000
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,519
we'll have a chat with Doctor Harden we'll go in
1001
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:20,659
you didn't even wait for me to get out of the car
1002
00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:22,360
he was gone and I was like uh
1003
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:24,000
now what
1004
00:39:25,019 --> 00:39:26,519
I was like whoa
1005
00:39:37,099 --> 00:39:39,139
it's my birthday today can't do it
1006
00:39:39,139 --> 00:39:43,280
can't do it can't do it like a riot again I was myself
1007
00:39:45,579 --> 00:39:48,639
it's alright for you you ain't the PLD I was born
1008
00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:51,659
hey
1009
00:39:51,739 --> 00:39:54,719
I'm I'm with hey it's my dad hey
1010
00:39:58,380 --> 00:39:59,719
alright where's Doctor Harden
1011
00:40:03,619 --> 00:40:04,420
alright
1012
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:09,300
listen we appreciate you all being here
1013
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:11,300
we really do and it's awesome
1014
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:12,539
we love this alright
1015
00:40:12,539 --> 00:40:15,760
we love we love a San Antonio welcome right
1016
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,219
alright so listen listen
1017
00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:19,699
we all want to have fun alright
1018
00:40:19,699 --> 00:40:21,699
so if everyone could take 10 steps back
1019
00:40:21,699 --> 00:40:25,179
that would be awesome you handled it very well
1020
00:40:25,179 --> 00:40:27,179
I wish you'd have been there 25 years ago
1021
00:40:27,179 --> 00:40:28,340
I totally could have got you
1022
00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:29,679
stopped you from getting arrested
1023
00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:30,300
I'd have been like
1024
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,679
whoa whoa whoa we all want to have fun here right
1025
00:40:34,179 --> 00:40:34,980
haha
1026
00:40:35,139 --> 00:40:37,019
hey Doctor Harden Steve Harden
1027
00:40:37,019 --> 00:40:38,360
how are you nice to meet you Steve
1028
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,400
glad you're here
1029
00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,380
now is this is this your first time to the island
1030
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:43,300
this is my first time not mine
1031
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,219
not his you've been here before
1032
00:40:45,219 --> 00:40:46,659
oh yeah oh sure well
1033
00:40:46,659 --> 00:40:51,860
we were planning a a walk around the Alamo compound
1034
00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:54,500
but I'm told that that's pretty much out yeah
1035
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:55,179
what's that okay
1036
00:40:55,179 --> 00:40:56,260
want to go inside the show yeah
1037
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:57,460
I think they're just gonna make a path
1038
00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:58,599
and we're gonna start
1039
00:41:02,099 --> 00:41:03,219
and then it happened
1040
00:41:03,219 --> 00:41:06,380
we walked off into the sunset and into the Alamo
1041
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:09,960
our mission here in Texas was complete Yeehaw
1042
00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:16,920
you did really well Jack
1043
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:20,519
thank you I had a good tutor on how to command a crowd
1044
00:41:21,659 --> 00:41:22,860
that I must say
1045
00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:24,739
was one of the more interesting
1046
00:41:24,739 --> 00:41:26,579
historical experiences I've ever had
1047
00:41:26,579 --> 00:41:29,480
it was better inside than it was outside
1048
00:41:29,579 --> 00:41:31,260
there was much less people inside
1049
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:33,460
it was much cooler and there was some actually
1050
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,219
kind of cool artifacts hanging around
1051
00:41:35,219 --> 00:41:38,400
they had Davy Crockett's wallet
1052
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,420
I'm like how the heck would they know that
1053
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:42,280
that was Davy Crockett's wallet
1054
00:41:44,739 --> 00:41:46,760
I did get one photo of dad
1055
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:48,360
they wouldn't even let me take pictures
1056
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:50,139
here we go there's the one photo
1057
00:41:50,139 --> 00:41:52,039
proof that you entered the Alamo
1058
00:41:56,980 --> 00:41:59,179
what have I been saying from Day one
1059
00:41:59,179 --> 00:42:00,340
what have I been saying
1060
00:42:00,340 --> 00:42:02,320
you said it was gonna turn into a show
1061
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:04,820
what happened turn into a show
1062
00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:07,239
we did it Mark it off the bucket list
1063
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:09,280
OK high five
1064
00:42:12,619 --> 00:42:15,880
so am I right you are right
1065
00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:17,800
thank you
1066
00:42:18,659 --> 00:42:20,280
oh thank you
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