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[Music] [Music] [Music] Mr H oh yes Mr Savory wants to see you Mr sa oh I'm terribly sorry Mr crust you will be now come on get going yes sir don't keep Mr Savory waiting no sir he want you to do some special work in the art gallery yes sir well I'll just be a minute I'll get this right done right now here we are excuse me let get a move on there we are now see it's all finished now Mr Crest oh oh oh I'm I'm awfully sorry did I hurt you get going Mr hch yes sir yes sir Eddie Eddie oh hi Gloria I was just up to the model home exhibit they had the darling's kitchen all electric push a button and you can cook without knowing how to cook no well I'll see you later honey where you going I'm going up to the Fine Arts Department Mr saory wants me to do a special background on some new artwork Mr saory oh G Eddie did he pick you to do it well it's special work Gloria not everybody can do it oh Eddie if you make a good impression on Mr sa why he might give you a razor a better job and then could yeah well let's talk about it some other time shall we Edie you do want to get married don't you oh of course Glory of course but I I'll see you later I'm Mr hatch yes sir hello Joe hello say Gloria was just up here did you meet her on the way down yeah I saw her hey come on and take a look at the model home Gloria was crazy about it oh well she would be she's practically in her wedding veil every minute one false move for me and I'm going to be on my honeymoon a Gloria is a wonderful girl Eddie oh well I know she is but she's so terribly wrack minded why even when we have dinner together the only thing she ever eats is rice holy mackel it's closing time look Joe uh I'm going to have to work late tonight so will you pick up glory for me and take her to Tony's sure I will all right I'll get there as soon as I can on save me some foron sure Closing Time ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry you've been after this Venus statue a long time haven't you Mr Savory ever since I opened the art gallery here in the store it's been my dream to add the Anatolian Venus to my collection what did this dream set you back well let's put it this way the store will not declare a dividend this year please must we talk dollars and cents about this Priceless piece the last Priceless on it was 200,000 200,000 wow did you get someone to fix those drapes yes Eddie hatch he'll be here any minute he's a good boy he's been with us for eight years there he is is the statute for sale Mr Sav hello Eddie hello Miss Grant Mr Savory sent for me must be pretty important yes he wants you to fix the drapes in front of the statue it jams when you pull the cord you fix huh is that all well that's all for now Eddie hurry up will you yes Miss Grant goodby oh Miss Grant may I have one please oh certainly wait a minute the good side do [Music] [Music] [Music] to Venus the goddess of love may she stay on the job and take care of all of us Venus Venus Whitfield darling hello Barbara what is all this about a certain most eligible bachelor falling in love with a statue perhaps my dear she reminds me of you yeah they both have large pedestals Whitfield you remember my daughter Brenda not little Brenda you've um grown Brenda hatch is waiting chief he finished the Draves oh uh excuse me Woodfield hasn't seen Brenda since she was a child he used to bounce her on his knee well bully for Brenda I've been a secretary for 10 years and I haven't made it yet pardon [Music] me now we'll see if it works easily you see it jams there yes sir I don't know what could have happened to it I I want that material to go up smoothly so that the statue will be revealed dramatically yes sir now use your head hatch I don't want have to Fumble with that rope like a fool in front of all my friends no sir I'll take care of it sir hurry up yes sir oh uh Mr Savory uh you forgot your uh [Music] goly you're [Music] [Applause] [Music] beautiful please how can I fix if you don't stand [Music] still well I'm all right I'm all right it's a little overworked maybe but I'm all right you're moving was it you who kissed me you're talking you're alive well of course I'm alive what did you think I was well I'm not very bright I thought you were a statue excuse it Brandy smelling salts spirits of amonia poor mortal are you frightened frightened I don't know the meaning of the word why you darling you are frightened well just from the toes up come here come here to me close to me oh he's [Music] wonderful thank you [Music] Jupiter there that's better how how did I get out here I brought you out fresh air oh oh thanks I guess I fainted didn't I I I was working on the drap bre around the statue and all of a sudden I had the strangest feeling some kind of a delirium I dreamed that the statue came to life it spoke to me is that silly how do you feel now oh I feel much better thank you just rest there isn't that nice oh that's wonderful oh I uh excuse me but I get back to my it was you the statue of course you came to life man don't ask a lot of questions you'll only get confused get confused I'm spinning like a merry ground look look let's get this straight just a few minutes ago you were cold marble yes you were I could feel you please and and now you're and now don't come near me I'll scream oh aren't you ashamed a big boy like you scared to death of a girl yeah but you're not a girl you're a statue are you a betting man well you were a statue oh look I don't understand any of this who are you I am Venus daughter of Jupiter goddess of love oh I'm very glad to know you my name is hatch Eddie hatch displayed goddess of what love the word seems to displease you oh no your majesty it's just call me Venus Venus could I go now you don't want to stay here with me in the Moonlight alone well if you won't think it's impertinent frankly no see um excuse me it it's just that some friends of mine are waiting for me for dinner at a little Italian place tonies they might be worried about me sounds Charming I will go with you oh no no you wouldn't like it they don't cater very much to goddesses well see arounders who started the Trojan War with I love you some of you may recall the myth that Jupiter once breathed life into the Chisel Perfection of this masterpiece but in the 20th century that's not worthwhile discussing in fact the beauty of face and form which I'm about to reveal is such that the 20th century would seem a little unworthy oh what a nice man in Roman religion that's Mr sa he's my boss later he owns the store as some of you may know going to be any statue there you're the statue yeah but what if I was to saor he left me in charge he's going to think I'm responsible but no words of mine can do justice to what I want you now to behold my good friends lovers of art the matchless Anatolian Venus well you're just full of surprises it's gone my statute is not here this isn't a gag gag it's been stolen hatch hatch that's me hatch hatch hatch where's that idiot window trimmer hatch don't be afraid you're above me Immortals like this department daona you're now under the protection of the Olympian gods yeah well supposing he fires me what are you going to do make me patron saint of the window trimmers sh they'll hear you Mr saber's timing is a little off today the cart before the horse so to speak he kills me I'll let you know when the horse gets back we'll have another unveiling sorry you made this trip for nothing H coming s bye Shirley call the caran detective agents and tell them I want their best men all right no Mr krian personally it shall be done years of work endless patient search fabulous expense and then it's gone do you want me to advertise a reward for Eddie hatch too not for him just for his head on a pike staff oh now be reasonable Chief you don't don't think Eddie walked out of here with that statue under his arm do you when I left him there there was a great work of art on that pedestal I hold him responsible hallelu well that's that oh you think so didn't you here Mr Savory he holds me responsible what if he takes the price of the statue out of my pay huh $200,000 and I make $43.75 a week why that's uh uh let's see that's in s years twinkling of an eye besides I shall wait aund a thousand of necessary oh no you won't you've gotten me into enough trouble the only thing you can do for me is to get back up on your pedestal and leave me alone you do not want me you're turning me away very well go go to your [Music] friends oh I will but uh what about you you can't stay out here on the balcony you'll freeze in that uh um in what you're wearing I'll be all right why don't you go inside get up on your nice warm pedestal I'll stay here well all right that's what you want good night [Music] say Gloria Eddie may be a long time you better read something oh I can't I'm too nervous I just can't wait to find out what's happened you know I bet Mr saory put Eddie in charge of window dressing in the entire store Eddie has wonderful ideas about dressing Windows he didn't get his diploma from correspondent school for nothing he's a pretty smart fellow all right you know Joe you ought to be a success too you work hard someday Mr Sab will notice you and you'll get a promotion too but remember stay in there pitching and you'll get ahead oh I don't know Gloria you do want to be a success don't you yeah but hey Eddie we here what happened we thought you'd gotten lost or something how is he unveiling oh it was awful statue disappeared I mean Mr Savory thinks it disappeared oh but you didn't have anything to do with it did you who me what's wrong Eddie what's my name come on tell me what's my name Edie hatch oh that's right Eddie hatch my name is Eddie hatch I work in the display department at savory's department store you see I know my name and I know where I work I'm sane I'm as sane as anybody well of course you're sane Eddie naturally you're sane isn't he Gloria I don't know what's all this about a statue and what happened to it and how did you get mixed up oh I don't know Gloria I mean I'm not sure anyway Mr Savory holds me responsible I heard him say so but how did it disappear yeah a statue doesn't just get up and walk away Eddie that's right well it's ridiculous I've got nothing to worry about I'm in good shape you're in great shape your name hatch no that's me why got to ask you a lot of questions hatch come on say what's all this police where you taking him what's he done taking him back to the store Mr sa wants to see him about a little $200,000 statue that climbed down and walked away that's right how did you know oh come on see you later Gloria see you later Joe Edie come here to me come close to me okay okay go on I've already done it a 100 times go on go on show me from the start oh for heaven's sakes hi I Was Here show me again but how can I fix this if you don't stand still and all of a sudden I was down here you're talking you're alive of course I'm alive then I he's still sticking to that story he'll crack I've dealt with these clever shoplifters before pretty clever he pretended the 1000lb statue was an elk's tooth and just wore it out you're talking I know he had help probably a couple of elks you're very funny but I've got one of his accomplices lined up right now but this guy had access to the store he's the ring leader no lay off hatch couldn't be leader and ring around the rosies I'm paying caran to be the detective Molly well buy him some badge polish and send him home anyone can tell this boy isn't a thief come on Eddie I'll catch you a couple of flies and you can pull their wings off now you go on home and get some red come here to me come close to me take it easy Eddie I might take you up on that later he's plenty smart but I'll keep my eye on him pulse is okay let's see now temperature is normal see Eddie you're all right don't pay any attention to that crooked thermometer I must have a fever oh nonsense you're just upset with with that savory and that Dopey detective I'm so sick look look Eddie I'll run a bath for you we'll go to Tony's and get Eddie some nourishing soup Minon your favorite you didn't have any dinner oh yeah I must be weak from Hunger we'll be right back come on Gloria don't don't let the water run over you're you're talking you're alive come to me come close to [Music] [Applause] [Music] me oh no what are you doing here you can't come in please why not well because my girl's coming right back she's very jealous you know oh she's like a wild cat when she gets angry she's 8 ft tall and she's got very sharp fingernails jelly boy what can she do to me well I don't know but she can do plenty to me please go away you sound henpecked poor boy I'll bet you runs your life like an assembly line and how why even nothing of the sort she's sweet she's a very nice girl well I'm a very nice girl oh please please be reason reasonable Miss Miss Venus I'm not worth bothering about I'm not famous I'm not rich I'm not even very bright I'm not bright in fact there's Insanity in my family starting with me tonight I'm crazy oh you you must have me mixed up with somebody else I'm just a little old good for nothing window trimmer you can be anything you want to be can I be alone I'll leave if you'll go with me oh no no please go away my my land lady you know she wouldn't understand she she's got a rule against me no about girls being with boys why there's even a law against it oh is this your land lady oh no no no hello oh hello gory I was just talking about you uh that is uh uh to myself I had quite a little chat me and and and me he's talking to himself well that's bad look darling keep calm listen they're all out of ministr you could have either noodle or spinach uh uh noodle or spinach uh noodle spinach noodle spinach noodle don't bother me who's bothering you I'm only trying to help what do you mean I'd be glad to leave you alone Gloria I heard a woman not in our room well it wasn't the zoo wait a minute wait till I get this package come on I've had enough of this who who is it it's me I want to come in oh it's my land lady it's my ha over here oh that's no good come over here Mr hatch Mr hatch oh one moment Miss H the Hat open up this very instant coming Miss coming Miss fenus where are you here I am she'll never find me here oh not in here quick get out please hurry I get behind the screen I'm coming in Mr hatch oh of course Miss gogerty of course you've got a woman in this room why Mrs gogerty what an idea whatever the idea you know the rules you've got we both get out what's behind that screen uh uh as dirty dishes kindly remove it oh Mrs gogy I had to give her a square meal I I said to myself well Mrs with her kind heart there you see there's nobody here oh miss there's nothing in there but a sink and a tub and things like that oh so you take them too what I adore bubble baths I take them all the time especially those ones with a lovely jasmine smell order of pinear my husband uses that he does sorry to disturb you Mr hatch but you know one can't be too careful these days oh well good night Miss good night love that snake yes good night miss fenus your majesty miss fenus here I am is she gone oh my gosh get out of there quick oh no no wait a minute and get dressed in a hurry open the door Eddie hatch oh honest Gloria Eddie wouldn't do anything like that to you and get away with it hurry hurry come and get your soup it's hot did I help yes yes you're wonderful come on oh Eddie open the door see Gloria there's no woman here there's no Eddie either that phony pretending he's sick just to get rid of me boy wait till the next time I see him he won't have to pretend Gloria there wouldn't be anybody in there oh Moonlight Madness $40 an ounce smell it's worth it worth it oh oh now wait a minute oh Gloria now take it easy I chase around worrying about his health and he just chases around oh you don't understand a lot of things could happen [Music] Eddie did you Wyatt you want the Watchman to hear us people bother us certainly will don't you realize I'm breaking into the store I'll turn him into an owl a what an owl what's very easy I just go like that Reon now oh come on [Applause] [Music] excuse [Music] me it's locked now what am I going to do well I haven't you got any ideas look it's late you've got to have someplace to stay don't you ever want to go to sleep mhm [Music] you see I trust you Edie [Music] [Music] come on what's wrong now aren't you going to carry me over the threshold why do you keep acting as if we were on our honeymoon oh all right you you stay here tonight you'll be nice and comfortable I'll get you out in the [Music] morning oh it's lovely oh well this is the very latest thing now everything is operated through this master control now there's the radio and the bed and the air conditioning and the kitchen show me how it works well I'll turn on the radio we'll have to wait a little while you know for it to warm up the beds I must have pushed the wrong button well I did it was marked radio here we'll try this one now it should work oh right hey there must be a short circuit someplace you know it's it's getting late and you better be getting some sleep but I'm wide awake Oh no you're not you you're you're sleepy you're you're you're very sleepy close your eyes you want to sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep that's no good I'm hypnotizing myself oh Eddie you're so cute I'm not cute why I'm a beast I'm terrible when you get to know me ask Gloria no no no don't ask Gloria oh why are you messing up my life I was a Dependable respectable citizen until tonight were you having any fun that's all you think about is fun that's all right for you flying around on Mount Olympus or wherever you come from without a care in the world but down here it's different we're practical and efficient why we perfected a machine here what have I done you kissed me you made me do that that's not fair you tricked me you use some kind of a spell on me no Eddie I wouldn't do that you mean I wanted to I I hope so well as I was saying the uh uh um there's another button here that uh turns on the automatic stove you can cook a whole meal by remote control just by by pushing that button how do you fall in love in love to the music of HS and fluts fluts [Music] so that's how you fall in love be [Music] glow when you speak love our summer day Withers away too soon too soon speak low when you speak low Our Moment is Swift like ships a drift we swept apart too soon speak low darling speak low love is a spark lost in the dark too soon too soon I feel Wherever I Go that tomorrow is near tomorrow is here and always too soon time is so old and love so love is pure [Music] gold [Music] of where L daring late the Cur and descends everything ends too soon too soon I wait daring I wait will you speak L to me [Music] speak L when you speak love our summer day Withers away too soon too soon speak L when you speak L Our Moment is Swift like ships a drift we're swept apart too soon speak low darling speak low love is a spark lost in the dark too soon too soon [Music] [Applause] time is old and love so Bri love is pure gold [Music] and [Music] lling the curtain descends everything ends too soon too soon I [Music] wait Dar I [Music] wa will you speak L will you speak love to [Music] Sunday papers here get your Sunday morning papers get your Sunday papers here [Music] papers hello stammers where's the great white father oh he's with a detective in the bedroom Miss he'll find plenty of clues in there hi gumu your handcuffs are showing open up sire come on in Molly try every school and University in Europe the guy I want is an old Professor named Lich fi I met him once in Prague oh he must be 90 if he's alive he is the author of a famous volume called The Strange Legends and myths surrounding the Anatolian Venus what do I care what it cost I want some action on this right I'll keep in touch had a chat with kigan he's been looking into hatch's background I'd just sleep last night not a wink I didn't think so at least it took your mind off cold marble for a while just what is that supposed to mean a little bundle tucked away in the model home she should be a sensation during January clearance sales what on Earth are you talking about I got to hand it to you she's an Eiffel you mean there's a girl downstairs look this is Marley who is she somebody I know yeah Goldilocks she ate the POR and now she snoozes under the model sheets on the model bed in the model home we'll see about that I'm not running a motel for homeless girls hey boss wait for me it's no fire boss just a simple oldfashioned eviction she'll still be there only long enough for me to throw her out bod the idea of woman breaking into Savage so unnecessary h [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't want me away mol that girl she she reminds me of someone yeah I wish she reminded me of me she's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen Molly I've always been able to count on you this time you must not fail me on your honor don't wake her when she does get up her dreams must come true get flowers clothes jewelry everything promise me I'll be right back [Music] good morning oh hello Joe where you going so early out hey Eddie what happened last night when Gloria and I came back you were gone where'd you go look Joel there's something I got to talk to you about uh you're my best friend friend aren't you well I'm not so sure well I I can trust you can't I Joe look Eddie there's something you've just got to know it's Gloria yeah it's Gloria but it was the music or something yeah the music it it it it did something to you you all of a sudden for no reason you found yourself kissing her yeah that's right but remember it wasn't her fault oh yes it was Joe she she does something to you she sure does oh thanks Joe you're a pal you understand you won't tell Gloria anything about it will you Me Gloria understand what about my kissing the statue she wouldn't understand Eddie you kissed a statue yeah well well she wasn't a statue then who wasn't a statue Venus of course she was here last night she took a bubble bath you gave a statue a bubble bath oh no Joe she took it herself I didn't give it to her look Eddie I think your fever's coming back or something don't I got to get back to the model home and get her out of bed oh look Eddie wait for me me don't worry about having me come down today Miss Grant I don't mind oh he'd get the salting out of bed well I guess these Rags are the gladdest I hope he won't get into any trouble doing all these things for me he told me to give you anything you need from where I stand you don't need a thing you know the funniest thing happened to me last night me too I was out with someone oh you sweetheart oh no that's what's so funny he was just a friend but all of a sudden he was the right one I just meet the wrong ones oh I just can't figure it out one day you're out with someone who isn't anybody special and then he makes you feel like everybody else is well nobody [Music] know the way you feel when there is autumn in the air that's him that's him the way you feel when anine has finished with your hair that's him that's him you know the way you feel when you smell fresh bread baking the way you feel when allow your aching back stops aching wonderful w wonderful you that's him that's him that's him he's simple as a breeze that blows in summer he's natural not actory he's like a plumber when you need a plumber he's satisfactory you know the way you feel at movies when the lights grow dinner the way you feel when overnight your hips grow Slimmer wonderful wonderful say say Paris say New York say in the darkest caves and hallways I would know him always cuz I would see that he's the one for me how could I pass by him when i' identify him so easily because that's he you know the way you feel the his eyes are blue his eyes are brown his are on the town the way you feel about a hat created just for you that's him that's him he Christmas he's cavar he's a CK with cherry let's face it girls he's a a man he necessary Wonderful World wonderful you that's him that's him that's him that's that oops no shoes okay my little quarterback you're still carrying the ball shoe department size 4 and a half four and a half ridiculous well the stage is set I'll go get Romeo [Music] [Music] hey Eddie look look Eddie I I I don't really think you're well crazy or anything I I just think you're a little overworked that's oh I'm going to be all right just as soon as I can get her out of here but why did you bring a girl up here in the first place for oh Joe don't ask me any questions I don't know the answers myself look Joe You're My Pal aren't you yeah will you stay here and if anybody comes you be my Lookout give me a whistle or something give me a warning oh look at Venus your majesty Venus where are you this is no time for games of all the dresses you gave me I like like this one the best dresses I gave you you don't like it of course not I'll be fired take it off I'm in enough trouble take it off hi Gloria hi Joe where you going oh I'm going to the model home come on you got to what are you doing what are you what are you doing you didn't like it oh I love it honest I love it just put back on and get out no hurry hurry no no I want to please you oh you can please me just get out here here do you like this oh I love it it's beautiful it's gorgeous come on now get in there and get dressed and don't come out until I call you oh Eddie are you sure you're going to like this one oh I'm crazy about it I'm nuts about it you uh look awfully nice Gloria thanks Joel you look uh neat yep real neat look Joe do you want to or do you want to talk to me make up your mind well is that Eddie Eddie oh yeah that's Eddie Eddie hatch you mean and there with that girl girl oh oh there's no girl in there Eddie's in there alone Eddie's working yep just working away I'll B [Music] where did she go oh hello Gloria where did who go never mind her where did you go oh you look wonderful today honey I like your hair that way it's too late for compliments you're going to wear your hair short if you don't explain what happened to you last night last night oh last night oh you mean uh uh when I left the house while you were out getting the soup what kind of soup did you get honey Noodle and spinach I didn't want your guest to be disappointed oh now glor if I ever a run into her she wish she had eat pun Your Spinach Eddie hatch if you think for one minute you're going to make a fool of me Gia Gia now no now don't get upset it's not good for you good for me I suppose you think it's good to be stood up by a two timing double crossing chisler like for two I hit your oh no no no Gloria Gloria that's breakable oh so is your hit Gloria Gloria please everything in here is charged to me let go let go I never want to see you again Eddie hatch would you you can go one for you please oh oh glor wait I I didn't mean anything but whatever you want what I do hey Eddie Eddie give me the face I think she's mad [Music] hey you're just a guy I'm looking for oh good morning Mr carrian the strangest thing yeah I've got a warrant for your arrest huh Mr Pig I I'm through with him oh cheer up Gloria you and Eddie will be making up again what do you want a bet no more dates with him there are plenty of other fish in the sea Gloria your Gloria your shoe you know Gloria if you ever need anything you can always count on me thanks Joe well I'll be seeing you when we'll see see you see you [Music] say maybe he's in the basement we'll give this floor the once over come [Music] on he ain't in here come on [Music] [Applause] peekaboo [Music] hatch have the employees [Music] pardon me uh we haven't met that is you haven't met me but my name is Whitfield Sav II oh the same name is this establishment I am this establishment did you sleep well yes beautifully thank you yes beautifully and the clothes oh Divine a mere trifle take the whole store you can even set fire to it if it amuses you you are generous Mr Savory call me Whitfield uh my car's waiting go we I've arranged everything lunch at the mum and quiet Club then to Mom talk point for a candl light dinner at the Sand and Surf yach Club then a moonlit ride to the Edon de and breakfast at the crop and spur club I'm sorry but I don't think Eddie would approve Eddie what Eddie Eddie hatch of course hatch yes last night he brought me here and then this morning he surprised me with all these beautiful clothes hatch that clerk that $40 week window dress Eddie Eddie where are you doing trying to duct me I got some questions to ask you look Mr Sav please don't blame her it's all my fault have you got the warrant right here Mr Savory add these charges breaking into Sav is turning this floor into a YWCA and stealing clothes well look if if you'll just let her go I'll pay for everything out of your $40 a week 4375 come on oh one moment uh Whitfield does this document give you the right to put Eddie in jail it does indeed my D um may I see it please don't worry about me oh it's very interesting what the I thought you were a big boy now come on wait wait I'll turn him into an owl but I didn't do this I don't even understand it I don't know who who who who who what are you doing arrest that man come on get going no no don't don't don't stop it please stop it go don't stand there like a dummy what's the matter with you I don't know I just had a funny feeling boss like I was going to lay an egg we got to get out of here fast come on wait a minute what am I running away for I haven't done anything I'm not a criminal I should not but that that detective thinks I stole the statue and Mr Savory accuses me of stealing your clothes glor is m mad at me and Joel thinks I'm out of my head I'm going to go to jail and lose my job all just because you kissed a statue who was that champagne that's what made me do it well I'm going to go back to them now and tell them the whole truth you did and they didn't believe you oh well you could be my witness that's it you could be my witness and explain it all to them the paper dolls and everything then Mr sa will believe me and he won't think I'm a criminal perhaps I could persuade Mr Mr sa oh no one of the girls in the store told me all about him did he ask you for a date mhm now look your majesty you are the goddess of love you belong up on a pedestal where people can see you and admire you oh lots of people thousands of people you really want me to go back will you I didn't think it was time oh there couldn't be a better time oh GE sure as well love you Miss Venus I really appreciate it too now my life will be just like it was before sensible orderly and practical and I'll make up with Gloria yeah just like it was before [Music] well uh will you be happy uh that is where you're going oh we worry a lot about you Mortals what's it like have you got big cities like this places to go movies and parks and things oh gee it's a shame he didn't get to see everything I could at least have taken you to the park I've caused you enough trouble already trouble what do you mean trouble I I guess we could go to the park if we wanted to you don't really want to take me of course I do I know my own mind right now I want to take you to the park but I ask you Molly even giving myself the worst of it what does this confounded window trimmer got that I haven't got well to mention just one thing the girl you want what can he do for her I can offer her anything she wants anything that money can buy you did it wasn't enough it just doesn't make sense try to reason about love and you will lose your reason old French proverb well I'm not through yet this is a challenge Molly when I want something I get it no matter what it costs not this time I've got a feeling you know for everybody there's bound to be one thing one person that's unattainable well not for me okay Lord and Master [Music] I love you park seems more beautiful tonight than it ever has [Music] don't look now but my heart is showing no matter what I say or do can't hide it my my heart's Romeo I can't stay away from you you smile and my dreams start hollowing they spin when you come into view in circles I may not be going but I feel I re with you when M kisses miss no need for words to embroider when M kisses me is changing her name is in you smile in the star dust is blowing weing in a world that's new don't look now but your heart is showing and it flips and hauls and turn Sumer Souls darling it wants to Ralls with you don't don't ask me but here is my answer I think that you are magically he who could be a love Necromancer necromancing is for me don't stop me but I am replying I know that you are magically she the preacher would like to be TI as you cool I do with me around round and round I'm just like a record that's playing repeating the same sound the needle must like what I'm saying these wings that I feel I am growing belong to someone I never knew don't look now but Heaven is showing and tonight the sky is my sky to fly darling Falling in Love falling in love with you [Music] I feel as if I'd swallowed a symphony orchestra playing the most beautiful music in the world in Two Worlds darling troubled Angel uh nothing tell me well what about this fellow the the one uh you turned into an owl uh hip hip hip hi hius uhhuh didn't you love him once never he bothered me do I bother no dear not like that oh [Music] feathers oh what about what about this other one this uh PES mhm very annoying was he so annoying that I finally had to turn him into rock you mean a boulder a large one it's purched on the side of M MERS but none of them really had my love the way you do darling Oh I'm glad if I'm Different you are you're the only one oh well then I don't care what happens you could turn me into a fire hydrant or a mountain goat if you want to it's worth it this is the place boys you sure he's here sure we tailed him in the Dame then found you savey double the antie if we NAB hatch tonight come on J I just can't believe that this is happening to me you know I I don't know what to do I don't know what to say and I don't know what to do I'd like to do things for you I'd like to take your places you know like uh the men in the ads men of Distinction you know like Mr Savory he could buy you everything everything let me see could he buy me a bag of popcorn don't be silly of course not what would you want with a bag popcorn do you mean it great big bag I'll be right [Music] back you will still be here when I get back won't you you won't go away I'll be here Eddie [Music] I want the best bag of popcorn you got it's all the same bub well it's got to be extra special yeah this is for a walkie-talkie statue come to me come close to me I can't come with you now I'll come with you later come I not take them boy I can't can't I can't leave her here alone she's a god he's still crazy go on y she doesn't know about Mortals Che out Denis [Music] what happened I don't know some detectives just grabbed the kid yeah I'm took him away in the car what did he do search me he was up there buying [Music] popcorn debc you know Dey does something to women personally I go for Buzzy beloo and his musical crew save your needles Chum I suspect that this little gal is going to be your waterl what else can she do when they toss hatch into the Bas she must turn to me I'm the only one who can get him out fine strategy General but it won't work not with this baby hello baby my dear what a very unexpected pleasure am I too late for that candl light suffer gracious no I'll put a couple of candles on to broil right away uh I'll manage Molly oh I'm a whiz at tall saory good night Molly I'll chill a bottle ofne for you any preference your [Music] pleasure don't worry not me you can take care of yourself I mean about him you really care for him don't you reminds me of a dog I had no no you really love him well why not working here I get a 20% discount that's what's wrong with with you m you keep everything inside you shouldn't you must let him know you talk like an expert what do you think good night Molly so long watch out for [Music] deusi this is lovely yes to you to [Music] us she Walks in Beauty like the night of cloudless climbs and Starry Skies poetic approach huh do you bother to learn the whole poem or just those parts you can whisper to women or they can whisper to me another good one is oh Thou Art fairer than the evening air glad in the beauty of a thousand stars I'll make a note of that some more wine please oh [Music] you know you are rather nice I'm sorry about the way I've [Music] acted Beauty likened to a song such beauty can do no wrong please you're mading no Whitfield I keep thinking me too a he's been arrested wonderful but it was all my fault oh forget him poor boy in jail in a cold cell I'll send him an overcoat and some blankets maybe maybe you could get him out oh yes yes of course anything anything it's the least I can do for [Music] you yes the city jail oh it's you well what now hello kigan I want a word with you now I'm carrian huh well beora I've got the feed for it ahuh carrian you are a card tell him about Eddie yes my dear I want you to do something for me old boy oh why don't you spin your platters you know debc does something to women or better yet flip out your bank books you can give her anything money can buy now listen here kri I want action on this do you understand I feel you're so wonderful thank you my dear hold on there caran what's that hatch Eddie hatch tell him about hatch yes my dear I'll have him out in a minute now look here Molly uh Mulligan caran I'll put an ad in the morning paper for a secretary help wanted female must be able to take short hand and body blows no no don't do anything rash we'll talk it over here let me talk to him I'll take care of this my dear you've pulled a lot of chintzy deals but framing a kid to get his girl is too rich for me even I'm finally ashamed of you no no don't go I I've got to talk to you you know how I need you I depend on you you didn't seem to need me before well you did everything but bounce me out of your apartment I'll do anything tell him you'll give him a bonus I'll give you a bonus please my dear please I I'll take care of this I'll come right over I'll go with you no no no no no you wait here I'll be back you wait there I'll be over save yourself the trip and tell baby thanks for the advice I haven't felt so good in years so long Whitfield I walk out in Beauty like the night no no no some wine please my dear you don't you've got to listen don't don't hang up you can't leave me flat my dear are you all right I'm fine Molly Molly Molly Molly Molly she's hung up she wouldn't listen she's leaving me what are you doing here you're right I can be there in a minute two minutes first you call carrian carrian oh why of course yes M of course yeah hello Molly Molly Molly who is this who you kidding oh yes yes Mr sa I'm dropping all charges release hatch at once tell iie I'll be waiting send hatch up to my place right away the place is yours use anything you want stay as long as you like thank you with oh this Orchid I think it would look nice on Mary thank you excuse me oh uh tell hatch she can have tomorrow off [Music] no no not [Music] now please please just a few moments more [Music] w [Music] [Music] wait here hey Eddie Jo hey I got your bail don't worry I'll get you out you are out Savory dropped the charges well GE that's great then they found the statue who stole it it wasn't stolen Venus is waiting for me right now savory's department store Venus oh no Eddie not that again did you say savory's department store yeah sav's Department to the nearest hospital Sav to the hospital make up your mind he wants to go to the hospital Sav I'm paying for this trip now look Eddie listen to me you're sick you don't feel well I'll show you I'll introduce you to her Joe you'll like her she's wonderful oh Eddie faster oh I've got to get there Joe she may leave I want her to stay I want to marry her we'll get a little place out in oone Heights oh yeah I can just see you bouncing little statues on your knee Eddie you've just got to stop talking like that she's not a statue Joe she's Venus goddess of love you went to the hospital savory's Department Store look look Eddie just just relax you know you got to quit thinking those crazy oh summer day Withers away too soon too soon but listen I can hear [Music] her don't be silly that's just the radio that's Venus faster turn off your radio will you ain't on it must be on I am a bub let's listen for all crazy in the too soon too soon I feel wherever I go that tomorrow is near tomorrow is here and always too soon time is so old and love so brief love is pure gold and time of where L darling will late the curtain descends everything end too soon too soon I wait [Music] darling will you speak long Venus Venus see I told you there's nobody here oh she's got to be here she must be here Venus Venus hey Eddie come on if Mr Savory Catches Us here we'll both be fired she's in the model that's where she is [Music] ready good shot Ed come on Mr sa where did you have it hidden yes give us the real dop well the statue simply reappeared as mysteriously as it disappeared before you write this off as another publicity gimmick I suggest you look at ludovi for's volume on these strange Legends and myths surrounding the Anatolian Venus in uh our book Department Morocco bound it's probably just coincidence but while our goddess of love was missing the city hall was snowed under they ran out of marriage licenses love sure reared its beautiful head thanks girl uh did you tell hatch about his $3 raise 375 oh yes well if you'll excuse us I believe there's a place called Niagra Falls we're going over in the barrel see when we get back [Music] you never even said goodbye pardon me could you direct me to the model home oh yes it's right through there second floor thank you very much a [Applause] Miss uh did you say you were looking for the model home yes you see I just started to work here today oh that's fine my name is hatch Eddie hatch oh mine's Jones Venus Jones that's beautiful well it's unusual anyway nobody's ever likely to meet two girls named no I I guess not [Music]