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It's starting to get lively.

Yes, that's to be expected since Konoha's great event is about to begin.

It'd be strange if it didn't get lively.

Fifth.

Report from the South main entrance.

Yo

Four Sand shinobi have arrived.

They are our special guests for this event and participants as well.

Be polite.

Yes.

Well then, everyone's here.

It's finally starting, Tsunade-sama.

Now,

Let's party!

They finally clash! Jounin vs. Genin!! All-out major league tournament brawl begins!!

It's here, It's here, It's here, It's here, It's here!

The day I finally get to be in the spotlight has finally come!

Quickly... I wish it'd start quickly.

You're...

It's all right to be excited, but I hope you remember the tournament rules.

Of course.

Basically, we just have to gather a whole bunch of these crystals, right?

Easy, easy.

It's really easy.

You dumbass.

What did you say, Sasuke?!

Say it again!

Sure, I'll say it as many times as you want me to.

You dumbass.

Don't call me a dumbass!

You're not the only one participating in this tournament.

Don't forget that I'm participating too.

Bring it on!

Let's settle it right here and now!

Sure, bring it on.

Stop it, Naruto!

Now, now, calm down.

Besides, Sasuke-kun's right.

Even Jounins like Kakashi-sensei are going to be participating in this tournament.

You're taking it too lightly.

Oh, that.

Be it Kakashi-sensei or Thickbrow-sensei, I'll defeat them all!

Oh my,

you sure talk big Naruto.

Kakashi-sensei.

Do you really think a Jounin would lose to a Genin?

I'm serious.

We won't know unless we try.

I'm definitely going to defeat you Kakashi-sensei.

Sure, sure, your enthusiasm is good, but you guys are still not good enough for me.

Talk while you can, Kakashi-sensei.

I'll show you my greatness!

Well, I'll be waiting without expecting much.

All right! Just watch me!

You're really simple.

Well then, let's get this started!

Listen.

We will have you do a preliminary match to decide who participates in the final matches.

I'm sure everyone is aware of the rules, but this free-for-all fight

for the crystals will involve Jounin, Chuunin, and Genin.

Jounin and Chuunin class will carry the red crystals, and the Genin class will have the blue crystals.

You will fight for them within the time limit!

I'll do it!

Even if you lose your crystal, you can retry as many times as you want if it's within the time limit.

Just survive this all-out brawl, and prove that you're the best shinobi!

To the winner of this tournament, I will award the right to create on new rule for Konoha!

I don't care if it's a new ally rule with the Sand.

Create your own rule!

Rule?

Say Sakura-chan, what does she mean we can create a rule?

Huh?

You were making a big fuss about it without even knowing that?

Well...

Geez...

Listen,

the winner of this tournament is allowed to create one rule the people of Konoha have to abide by.

Let me put it in words even you can understand. You can make any wish come true.

A wish for anything?

Geez, let's see.

For example,

if you make the rule say that the price of ramen must be lowered, every ramen store will lower their prices.

What did you say?!

Why didn't you tell me something that important earlier?!

What? I explained it to you.

All right! With this, I'll definitely win and create the rule that I will become the Hokage!

Don't get carried away!

Geeze, Sakura-chan that hurts.

Now that it's getting rather heated, let's start.

Then,

let the preliminary Konoha all-out-brawl,

begin!

They're at it. They're at it.

All right, I'm going to work hard too.

First, I must find Kakashi-sensei.

Just wait; I'll show him my power!

It's so troublesome. I'd rather be sleeping.

Ow.

Geez,

this just gets in the way.

Now I can sleep in peace.

Kakashi-sensei!

Where is he?

Huh?

Oh... He's already resting...

W-what?!

Is this all you've got, Ino pig?

Don't get cocky, crybaby Sakura!

I can't lose to you!

That's my line!

Go Sakura-chan!

Shut up!

I can't concentrate, damn it!

Depressed

I-I'm sorry...

Naive!

Not even close!

I don't see any sign of him.

Then I'll sniff him out.

It smells nice.

No, I don't smell him.

Then, he's not here.

Man...

Where are you Kakashi-sensei?!

Thank you for the food!

I'll leave the money here.

Thanks.

Thank you very much!

Please come again; we'll be waiting.

They'll never find it here.

All right, let's go get the next, Akamaru!

I can't find him at all. Where are you, Kakashi-sensei?

That's a loud noise.

Could that be Kakashi-sensei?

What's this? Just the Fuzzy Eyebrow duo...

You're good, Lee.

No, you're good too, Guy-sensei.

My attacks aren't working.

But...

I won't give up yet!

That's right! If you give up, you lose in any situation!

Now show me your passionate spirit, your passionate strategy!

Yes sir, Guy-sensei!

They're too passionate...

I'll just go.

Now!

Learned directly from Guy-sensei: Dynamic Entry!

Not yet!

That was a nice attack.

But the real Dynamic Entry is...

like this!

Ow...

Are you all right, Lee?

As expected from Guy-sensei.

I lost.

What are you talking about? Your attacks were beyond what I thought possible.

Guy-sensei...

The road to becoming the strongest is difficult.

Can you withstand its thorny path?

Yes, Guy-sensei!

You're such a... you're such a...

passionate shinobi!

Lee! Guy-sensei!

Guy-sensei!

Don't pout.

Well, why do we have to carry documents while other people are excited with the event?

Beats me.

But we can't go against the Fifth.

You're quite good.

I wonder if you can dodge it a second time.

You're not the only one who acquired a new technique.

What's wrong?

Give up, Gemba. She'll yell at us if we don't carry these quickly.

You're right. If we can't participate, these crystals are useless.

Kotetsu, are you all right?!

Yes, somehow.

I went easy on you.

At worst, you probably only have a few broken bones.

This is surprising.

I never thought I'd hear the words "went easy" from you.

I just brushed off the attacks directed at me. I prefer to avoid pointless battles.

But at this rate you'll definitely enter the final matches.

I'm not interested.

I'm going to quit this tournament.

Unfortunately, that is not allowed.

What?

I've received an urgent mission from Sand Village. I must head there.

That is why you must fight on my behalf and win in the final matches.

Got it?

Wait, I...

This is a good chance to strengthen relations between the Sand and Konoha.

Just consider it an important mission to benefit the village.

Hey, wait!

You're good.

I told you that I hid my crystal under Konoha's single standing cedar.

I don't care about the crystal.

I just want to see how well I do against a Jounin.

Byakugan!

Geez, he's really troublesome.

Here I go!

Hey! Hey!

Wait!

Nice, so very nice.

Konoha is filled with soft ladies.

Isn't that Pervert Hermit?

Oh yeah, Pervert Hermit may know where Kakashi-sensei is.

Hey! Pervert Hermit!

Shh. Idiot!

Molester!

Pervert!

They won't hit me.

This is nothing.

Stupid Hermit...

W-What?

What a big impact sound.

That can only

be Kakashi-sensei.

Finally... I've finally found him!

Kakashi-sensei!

I finally found you!

Oh, you're rather late, Naruto.

Sasuke, you bastard! It's no fair to fight him before me!

What are you talking about? You're just slow.

What? S-Slow?!

Geez,

you two fight every time you see one another.

You never have any teamwork.

It's because he's really selfish.

That's you!

Geez,

to me, both of you just look like brats.

What do you mean?

Not only are you weak, you're not good at teamwork either.

It means that you're kids who can only argue well.

Sasuke, we have no choice. We'll have to call a truce for a little while.

What a coincidence.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Oh?

Before we fight,

we have to defeat that bastard Kakashi,

or I won't be satisfied!

Shadow clone technique!

You can't defeat me by simply charging at me with the shadow clone technique.

You never know unless you try!

Not yet!

I'm telling you, it's impossible.

I can't see.

Now, Sasuke!

Fire element, great fireball technique!

Geez,

what an attack...

How's that? Did you see my strength?!

His strength? It's mostly Sasuke's attacks.

Nope, you can't defeat me with that level.

What?

These guys...

Chidori! Rasengan!

Now!

Naive!

Whoopsee.

The two of you move quite well...

Hey Sasuke! The two of you move quite well...

Hey Sasuke!

They're not listening.

It's because you made a mistake there!

What are you talking about? It was you who made a mistake!

What did you say, you bastard?!

I should have defeated you first!

Geez, I thought that they'd matured a bit, but...

Hey.

Look. Look.

Huh? It's gone, it's gone!

It's gone!

Is that my crystal?

A ninja must never show any weakness.

I'll keep this for now.

If you're embarassed, then win your way to the finals.

That's IF you can, though.

No escape for you!

I'm...

I'm... not going to give up yet!

I'll chase you till the very end!

And I'll show Kakashi-sensei!

All right!

I see, I see. A crystal was hidden there.

Oh, experience the rest of it in the game.

Referring to Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 3 game.

I'll be waiting for you in the game.

W-Wait, Kakashi-sensei! Wait!