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In the time of my confession, in the hour of my deepest

need, when the pool of tears beneath my feet

flood every newborn seed, there's a dying voice

within me reaching out somewhere.

I can remember when we walked together

Sharing a love I thought

would last forever

Moonlight to show the way

so we can follow

Morning, Gus. My little one -pin wonder.

Hello, Mum.

It's Lee.

Just checking in.

I got your postcard.

Putting it up on Gus's tape now.

Yeah, it's very nice.

Easy on him, though.

He's asking why I don't take him anywhere nice.

Maybe one day, right?

I mean, he'd love to get out there, but it's a bit hard with one pin, isn't it?

Anyway, Mum, feels well here, not too bad.

I do wake up every morning still feeling like I got hit by a bus.

Hey,

mate, still feeling the old brushes and brooms, right?

Right in front of my entrance.

Got no problem with it. Cheers.

Anyway, sorry I missed you, Mum.

I'll try again tomorrow.

Laters, gators.

Oh, bloody hell.

What?

It's like someone has took the Great Pyramid of Giza for a rubbish dump.

It's not like there's anything in there.

Yeah, maybe not.

But in there, something wicked.

Check it out.

It's a big metal hook, right? And you go up the old nozzle, and all the

organs would come out, except for the heart.

How come?

Because they believed you needed your heart to be judged in the underworld.

And only the worthiest would be allowed to pass through the field of reeds.

And did it suck for you?

Getting rejected from the field of reeds?

Well, that don't make sense, because I'm not dead, am I?

Stevie. Am I?

That better not be you again. Sorry, Donna. Yeah, sorry.

Got it.

I don't know how many times I have to tell you this. You're not the bloody

guide, Stevie.

Stephen, actually, I am.

Stevens. No, you're bloody useless unless you're actually doing what you're

to do, which is to sell these to children.

Got it.

Hello.

Hello.

How's the sugar trade going?

Don't even know what this has to do with Egypt, really.

They didn't have that back then, did they? No.

They're like pigs and dates and...

My next tour's here, but just checking. You still on for seven tomorrow?

Seven? Tomorrow?

Best steak in town.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

Yeah.

Sorry,

but... Are you asking me out?

You're funny.

I'll see you then.

Stevie, you absolute rascal.

I didn't know you'd taken a crack.

I didn't know either.

Hang on, did she say steak?

What in the world's a bloody vegan going to eat in a steakhouse?

I don't know, Donna.

Ballad? Bread?

Yeah, I can see why she went for it.

Real catch, you are.

Bring those hippos up here, will you?

Yeah, sure.

I'll wet it.

The hippo got to start wetting.

Oh, Donna, that reminds me. When I was coming in this morning, I saw the

outside. And that's what made you late for work again, was it? Oh, yeah, sorry

about that.

The third time this week you shuffled in like a lazy bird.

That's why you'll be on inventory this week. Well done.

All right. Bye -bye, Captain.

But, no, I wanted to tell you that the banners and the posters of the Ennead...

The what?

The Ennead.

You know, like the supergroup of Egyptian gods. You know, you've got

Osiris, Tefnut, Shu... Stop.

Please, if this is some weird audition to tour guide here, the answer's still

no. No, what I'm trying... That's actually crushing to hear. But what I'm

to point out, I'm not trying to flag off marketing, but there's been a major

blunder because they've got seven gods here and the only other has nine.

I fired two of them for being late. Listen, if you don't stop nattering at

swear I'll shove you in a sarcophagus. You can tell the bloody pharaoh in there

what's wrong with him and all.

Go on.

Go. Yeah.

Now, leave it. Just leave it. Get out. Go away from me. All right, lovely.

Chat.

Night, JB.

Night, Guy.

Yeah, mate.

Stephen?

With a V?

Ah.

Tomorrow.

Honestly, my body wants to get up and wander about.

You know, like it has to get the 10 ,000 steps in.

You know?

I don't even know about it until I wake up wherever.

Why try and stay awake at night?

What do you think?

Nah, you're right. I mean, I guess there are stranger things that people do,

but... No?

I think... I'm sorry.

Extra praline for the man himself.

Do you know that girl I was telling you about, the one from work?

She's going on a date tomorrow.

Excuse me, could you take a picture of us? Yeah, sure, sure. Thank you.

Yeah, we're going on a date. I didn't even ask her. I don't know how it

happened.

One, two, three.

There you are. Thank you.

Don't forget the tip. Oh, yeah.

Cheers. Thank you.

Anyway, if I am going to have a girlfriend at some point...

Obviously can't have ankle restraints on my bed, can I?

That's the definition of a red flag, isn't it?

You know what I mean, yeah?

Yeah, you know what I mean.

Got to figure something out.

All right.

I'd better jog on.

Nice catching up.

I will see you on the pit block.

All right. Later.

What happened?

What was that?

Go back to sleep, worm.

Hello?

You're not supposed to be here.

Yep, I completely agree.

Where are you? Surrender the body to Mark.

Sorry, what?

The body? What?

Surrender the body? What body?

The idiot's in control.

Don't just stand there. Run!

What a beautiful day.

Like we're in heaven.

Only it's not heaven, is it?

It's the darkness.

Sometimes it hides in our very heart. We are here to make the earth as much like

heaven as possible.

Who'd like to go first?

You're a brave man.

Offering your soul for judgment.

Wanting to serve our goddess even before she wakes.

I judge you in Amit's name with but a fraction of her power.

This is the face of a good man.

Who would like to go next?

Please, Harold.

I must know.

Call me Arthur.

Come. Will you accept your skills regardless of the outcome?

Yes.

I'm sorry.

I've been good my entire life.

I believe you.

But the scales see everything.

Perhaps it's something that lies ahead.

Oh, I wish you could live to see the world we make.

Yet Ahmet has decided.

I'm sorry.

There was a problem with the exchange.

We got ambushed. Someone killed two of our men.

Is he still here?

We think so, yes.

Do I ever meet?

I'm Pollux.

You.

I know you.

Me?

Hiya.

Mercenary.

Mercenary? No, no, I'm not a mercenary.

No, I'm a gift shoppist.

I work at a gift shop.

My name's Stephen Grant.

I'm trying to get back home, back to London.

London.

Don't know why I'm saying it like that.

Well, Stephen Grant at the gift shop.

Yeah. Will you return this garret?

All right, all right.

Yeah, the, uh... Oh, you mean, uh...

You will give him nothing.

Here.

I strongly encourage you to return that.

I'm not... I'm not... I'm not...

I'm not... I'm not... I'm not finger -throwing.

I don't know. It's the high altitude or something.

That's strange. Sorry, but... I will not ask again. I didn't do that on purpose.

I don't know what's happening to me.

There we go.

Just take it, take it, take it, take it. Oh, God.

I'm trying to save my life. Take it!

I'm trying to stop my legs from moving.

I'm trying to give it to you. Wait, wait, wait.

It's all right.

It's all right, mate.

I'm trying to save my life.

No, the idiot's back.

Oh.

Sorry. Oh, God.

I'm just going to... I'm going to go, all right?

I see you're angry.

I know I've made you angry. I'm sorry, yeah?

Please...

Don't you dare drop this arrow! Alright, alright, alright!

What

am

I doing?

What am I doing? I don't even have my license.

Oh my god.

Fargo, there's so many of them.

It's a train.

It has to be a train.

They're gonna kill me. They're gonna kill me. Come on, you bloody cupcake

a scarab. I'll kill you both. I don't understand what's happening.

Talk, stupid.

Talk.

I don't know what I'm doing!

Then leave us be, parasite!

You sleep all right?

Hmm?

I wonder what fish you dream about.

What the

fish?

What do you mean?

Grew back.

Yesterday that fish had one fin, yeah? He was like that when I bought him.

Today, what do you see?

I see two... Two fins!

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, he's got two fins now, so is that normal, or...? But if you want to swap

it, go ahead. But like I said yesterday, they've all got... Wait, what? What do

you mean yesterday? I wasn't here yesterday.

Yeah, all right.

Look, as I said, they've all got two fins.

I don't care what that Nemo movie says.

You find me a pet shop that sells disabled fish and you go there. I don't

time for this. Wait, is that... Is that clock right?

No, that's impossible. I just woke up.

Are you mad?

The fish is wrong. The time is wrong. You're not quite right.

Oh, bugger.

Bugger, I've got a date.

Sorry, I've got a date.

You look like a knob.

We're still expecting one more.

It's not looking so good, is it?

Punchy. Calling me now.

What?

What do you mean? I'm at the restaurant.

The steak.

Steak time.

Yeah. I ate steak by myself. Thanks. Two days ago.

What? I thought we said Friday, today.

Right. Welcome to Sunday.

Come on, no.

I think Friday still comes after Thursday, doesn't it?

It doesn't change the fact that today is Sunday, which means lose my number.

Cheers.

What day is it today?

Sunday, sir. No.

Really? The, um... The kitchen's closing soon.

Okay. Um, you know what?

I'll have a steak, please.

Sure. What cut would you like?

Um... I'll have the best bit of the, uh... The steak. That's the bit

that I want.

Send the cut to Vivett.

Um...

How do you like that?

Good. Yeah, very good. Very good Well done talk

Yeah,

you

know, I think she really liked me I should love the flowers yeah

So, I'm going to bring her around soon, I think.

Yeah, I think you'd love her. Yeah, she's got a great sense of humour.

Anyway, I'll tell you more about it tomorrow.

Love you.

Laters, Gators.

You want some?

Alright.

You can have some sprinkles.

She all gots on this bloody queen of shavers.

Hmm.

There we are.

Alright.

Yeah?

Yeah, all right.

That's it?

I've been texting and calling you for months.

You couldn't give me any sign that you were okay.

I thought something happened to you.

Where are you? Where have you been?

Hello, you just... Sorry, I just found this phone in my flat and I'm just

to figure out whose it is.

What is with this accent?

What?

What is happening right now?

Sorry, who do you think I am?

What did you just call me?

Who is this?

Why did you call me Mark?

Hello?

No, no, no, no, no. Come on, come on.

Stephen.

Stephen.

Who said that?

You're going to get yourself in trouble. No, no, no, no, no, mate.

Someone's having a laugh.

Steven.

Stop looking.

Oh, God. What's happening?

What's happening?

in a game that counts.

Thank you.

Hiya. Hey.

You all right?

Fine, thank you.

Just lost my contact lens.

Hope you find it.

Electrical problems in the building, innit? Always the same, isn't it?

Are we back on the fifth floor? Yes, the fifth. My friend Claire lives here.

I'm visiting her.

She's expecting me.

Hey,

Jamie, how you doing, mate? How's it going, Scotty? Hi, mate. It's Stephen.

Just watching lots of videos again.

They're adorable, mate.

Great. Yeah, cool, cool, cool. Listen, man, I need you to keep an eye out

because I'm being followed.

Really, mate? Yeah, yeah. Well, you just, like, not let anyone in, yeah?

It's a museum, bro. It's going to be difficult.

Obviously, obviously. I just mean, like, anyone dodgy, you know? Anyone who

wants to come in is coming in. It's free.

Stevie. It's my mum. Can you take this downstairs for me? No, I know. I get it.

Stevie, take it downstairs now, please. Come on. Help me out, yeah? Can you take

this downstairs, please?

Oh, my God.

That man was on the bus.

I don't give a monkey. Take this downstairs.

Will you please just give me a minute, yeah?

Thanks, Donna.

You're still on inventory tonight.

You really do work here. Oh, God.

I'd assumed Stephen Grant was an alias. I imagine I'm surprised to find you

here. Excuse me, Ronnie.

This man right here, he's been following me. I don't know... Please, Amit.

Thank you.

Ronnie.

You're part of this?

Mate, I don't have your bloody beetle, I swear. The scarab doesn't belong to me.

It belongs to her.

Do you know Amit?

Do I know? No, not personally.

Egyptian deity.

World's first bogeyman.

Bogeyman for evildoers.

She grew weary of having to wait for sinners to commit their crime before

punishing them. Would you wait to weed a garden until after the roses were dead?

I wouldn't do that. The justice of Amit surveys the whole of our lives. Got it.

Past, present, future.

She knows what we've done and what we will do.

Great. Okay, well, books must have left their part out.

Consider this.

Had Ahmed been free, she would have prevented Hitler and the destruction of

Europe.

Nero, the Armenian genocide, Pol Pot.

Not nice people.

But she was betrayed.

Was she?

By indolent fellow gods.

By even her own avatar.

Avatars. Blue people.

Love that film. By avatar.

You mean that? I mean. Anime.

Stephen.

Stop it. Are you going to kill me?

It's maddening, isn't it?

The voice.

In your head.

Relentless.

Forever.

Unsatisfied.

No matter how hard.

You try to please.

It devours you until there's nothing left but a hollow shell.

And the more you ask for help, the more you begin to sound like the boy who

cried wolf.

I can't help you.

I am trying to help you.

I saw you kill that woman in the out.

I only told her what millions more will soon learn.

Do you want to know the truth?

There's chaos in here Let

him go

Hello? Donna?

JB?

Pet's loud in the museum.

Here, boy.

Hello?

Where are you, you little bugger?

Here, boy.

I hear you can you hear me?

of the gift shop.

Give me the scarab and you will be torn apart.

Oh, God.

Stephen.

Stephen. I could save her.

But I can't have you fighting me this time.

You need to give me control.

You understand?

What control of what? What are you talking about?

That thing's about to break through the door.

We're out of time.

All right. Hey, listen to me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

This is real. I'm real.

No, you're not real. Yes, Stephen.

You've got to give me control. It's the only way.

I'm going to die.

I'm going to die.

Look at me.

You're not going to die.

Let me save us.

you