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So, who's excited to
go to the CREEP show?
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You're gonna love it.
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I still don't understand
why we have to go to this.
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Oh, come on, we get
to go with MIFT,
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and there's nothing more
fun than a Convention for.
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Resourceful Energy
Efficiency and Power.
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Really? 'Cause I... I can think
of several things more fun.
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Watching paint dry,
for instance. Ooh.
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Uh, sitting in traffic...
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Sanitizing my grandma's
dentures... Aw, Grandma T.
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Well, now you're gonna have to
add the CREEP show to that list.
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I'm just... I'm not really
in the right headspace
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to go to some big
energy convention.
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Why is nothing working?
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Completely get why
you're upset... Oh, no!
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After that very public
oopsie at the football game
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that I promised myself I'd
never talk about again.
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Here I am, doing it! No, no, no.
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Yeah! Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Ha-ha! Gotcha.
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You know what? It's actually
nice to be down here again.
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In fact, I'll bet our old
MIFT crew really misses us.
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I bet they're barely
functioning without us.
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♪ Don't you fret For
now you've got this gent
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♪ I'm the MIFT replacement ♪
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Oh, I've never known such joy.
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Cheers!
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Hello! Sorry about the flash.
A bit of a doc um enter.
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I love photographing
all my new friends.
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And, uh, random strangers?
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Strangers no more. Tylor, Val,
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this is our new
MIFTer, Roger Rogers.
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Uh, sorry, Roger
Rogers? Roger that.
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Double T and Double
R. Double fun!
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He wrenched the nut
on his first try.
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With his teeth!
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What are teeth for, if not chewing
on things made from metal? Mmm.
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Yeah, unlike the
last guy we had,
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Roger is actually useful.
He brought his own tools,
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and knows the difference between positive
pressure and injection welding torches.
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Doesn't everybody?
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Oh, it's CREEP o'clock.
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You better get your
scales and tails in gear.
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Oh, Rogie, your whimsical melodies
make me lose track of time.
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But real quick, before we go,
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this is the key to Vendy,
the love of my life,
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and I don't know what this key is,
but I'm too afraid to get rid of it.
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Oh, and here's the master keys
to Monsters, Incorporated.
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They will open any
door in this building,
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including the one to your heart.
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Wowie! Well, thanks for trusting
me to hold down the fort
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while the rest of you are at the
CREEP show today, Uncle Fritz.
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Uncle Fritz!
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You know, I've always wanted
an uncle-ish father figure.
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Fa-fa-fa-fa father figure!
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Roger Rogers. Does that name sound
completely made up, or is it just me?
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Nah, it's just you. I
really like that name.
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It's easy to remember.
Roger Rogers. Roger Rogers.
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Oh, but if you don't like it, I don't
like it as much as I said I did.
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All right, MIFTers, time
to finish loading up.
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Monsters, Incorporated
is going where?
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That's right! To the CREEP show.
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Well, have fun CREEP-ing.
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Welcome to the CREEP show.
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Where being a creep
is a good thing.
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Pardon me, coming
through. Duncan!
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Is that a model of Monstropolis?
- To scale!
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Mother and I worked all
weekend on this beauty.
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The crown jewel of Mike
and Sulley's presentation.
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Or, as I like to call
it, MOMstropolis!
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MOMstropolis? Yes. And like
her, it is extremely fragile.
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So no one touches it. You hear me?
No, no, no one! Ho, ho. Oh! Ow!
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Smitty, help me unload these
canisters for the big presentation.
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And please use all four
of your hands this time.
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Okey-doke. But my bottom hands
have a mind of their own.
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Or at least that's
what I tell the cops.
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Welcome to the Convention for
Resourceful Energy Efficiency and Power.
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All right, how's everybody
doing at the CREEP show?
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Energy from the sun. Now, I know
what you're thinking. "That's crazy."
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Wow! Better than
watching paint dry, huh?
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Take in the sights and
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smells of opportunity and body
odor. It is so great to be back.
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Yeah, it is. And I'm going to get
twice as much swag as last year.
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And I weigh it, so I'll know.
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Are you a fan of the can?
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Mike Wazowski and Monsters,
Inc. Have arrived.
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Would you be so kind as to
direct us to our usual booth?
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I'm sure it's in the center,
with all the other big shots.
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Big shots? Yeah, mmm.
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Let's see. Monsters, Inc.
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Laugh energy. Yes, of course.
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You're with alternative energy.
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Oh!
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"And Other Hare-Brained Ideas"?
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Hmm... Well, we're definitely
not near Scream Energy anymore.
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This can't be happening.
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There's been an
insulting mistake!
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Spinnergy exercise energy
makes you feel great.
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And just 16 hours of exercise a day
powers your house for an entire hour.
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Come on, girl. Hop on the bikes.
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Hard pass. I'd rather
sit in the dark.
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But I would love this.
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Our booth's got to be
down here somewhere.
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Huh. The guy said 60
and a half, right?
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Wow. VAL: Hmm, 58, 59
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60 and a half?
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All right, the
booth may be small,
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but it's going to be the
biggest small booth ever.
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And would you look at that? We've
even got a line waiting for us.
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I bet you're all here to learn
about the wonders of Laugh Power.
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No. I'm in the line
for the bathroom.
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Well, would you like some reading
material while you're in there?
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You, uh, you got
anything longer? Oh...
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Oh. Perfect.
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Yeah, perfectly inadequate.
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Looks like we got our
work cut out for us then.
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You're all set up for Mike and
I's big Laugh Power presentation.
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Val? Tylor? You're
on booth duty.
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A day full of talking to
hundreds of different strangers?
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Oh, my gosh, it's gonna
be the best day ever!
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Yeah, I don't, I'm
so... I just...
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I don't know if I'm
the best spokesmonster.
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Come on. You're the poster boy of a
former Scarer becoming a jokester.
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Yeah, but when I tried to talk
about it at the football game,
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it didn't exactly go well.
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That's putting it mildly.
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I understand. I'm a little
nervous about today myself.
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You get nervous?
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Ho, ho. Yep. But life is a
lot like the Laugh Floor.
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We can't stop going through doors
just because one doesn't work out.
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You know?
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I'll try.
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That's the Monsters,
Inc. Spirit.
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Come on, Sulley. It's time to
schmooze and kiss some butts.
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Well, hopefully, our
butts get kissed, too.
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You know,
metaphorically speaking.
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You feel better now?
Let's do this. Well, uh...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Where did you get
that amazing necklace?
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Oh, this little thing? It's
from Tiff-a-sneeze, of course.
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Oh! Well, why don't you take
a Monsters, Incorporated bag?
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It'll go great
with your necklace.
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Huh! Why, thank you.
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Now you try.
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Pardon me, sir,
would you like a...
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Sorry, that's...
that's not what it's...
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Laugh Power is the
future. Ha-ha. Okay. Bye.
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Nowhere to go but up.
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Hi. Would you like a Monsters,
Incorporated Laugh Power T-shirt?
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It was mass-produced with love.
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Do you happen to
have a Stink-a-Mint?
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Actually, I do.
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Mmm. Thanks.
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Ho-ho!
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Oh, no! Here he comes! Run!
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Oh!
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Yummy, yummy, rargh!
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Take that!
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Rargh, rargh. Now there'll
finally be parking.
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Take that, divorce court!
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No, no, come here,
you! Spit it out! Now!
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Oi!
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Oh, sorry, Terry.
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Playground's closed.
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Give me that. Whoa.
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Oh, look at you. I will fix you.
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I shall guard this
city with my life.
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Grrr. Your life is small. Like
your disproportionate wings.
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Ooh, a paperweight.
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This bag's getting heavy.
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Nobody wants a brochure.
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Let's work together. You
stock them, I'll pass them.
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Ooh! These horns are very handy.
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Cool. Glad something
about me is useful.
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Hey! Are you one
of those jokesters?
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Me? Oh, no, I'm just
a jokester assistant.
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But Tylor over here, he's
the real jokester. Heh-heh.
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Oh, yeah, I know you.
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You're the guy that tanked
at the MU homecoming game.
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He was hilarious. I laughed
so hard, I needed my inhaler.
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Hey, don't listen to them.
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I'm gonna go for a walk.
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Oh! Nice one.
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I am Alistair Clawbottom.
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And we here at Scare Masters
have been scaring our way up
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from the bottom
for over a century!
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And this newfangled Laugh Power
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is an affront to
our monster nature.
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It's all malarkey, I say.
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Ma-larkey!
Yeah!
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Scream calendars,
calendars for the New Year.
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Features all of our top Scarers.
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Hey there, I'm Mr. April...
if you're wondering.
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Hmm.
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The It's Later booth
was my favorite.
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I got a Scare card signed
by Johnny Worthington.
198
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It all started long ago,
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with a monster, a
scream and a dream.
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A dream to make human children's
lives a living nightmare.
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Jack "The Fang" Worthington, one
of the pioneers of Scream Energy,
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founded FearCo, a company powered
by the most frightening Scarers.
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And now, the torch has been
passed to his son, Johnny,
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who is leading FearCo
into the future.
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Okay, let's open the
floor to some questions.
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Johnny! Johnny!
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Yeah. You there.
Four-eyes. Go ahead.
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Do you really think Laugh
Power is more efficient?
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With all due respect to
Monsters, Inc. And their energy,
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I wanna make sure that the good, hardworking
citizens of Monstropolis have power.
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It's monsters like that
who keep this city running.
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And we keep them running,
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with reliable,
proven Scream Energy.
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Johnny! Johnny! But I don't wanna
focus on what they're doing.
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I wanna focus on
what we're doing.
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FearCo is taking
what already works
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and is making it better.
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Over this way, our scientists
will show you a glimpse
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of our new Scream amplifier
that will change everything.
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Ooh. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, sorry, big guy.
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Press only.
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Argh!
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Nice, man! My
ears are ringing.
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You see that angle
I took in there?
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Yeah, easy as pie.
227
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Ha-ha! And by pi,
I mean 3.1415926.
228
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Hey, look who decided to
come see how it's done.
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Scaring was too hard, so he had
to quit and become... a jester.
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Jokester. I'm a jokester.
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Oh, "I'm a jokester."
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"I'm a jokester."
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Scream king to court jester.
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Good one, Evan. Court jester.
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Court jester!
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Loser!
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Whoa! Give me three, man.
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Great job. Thanks.
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Oh, oh, yeah, thanks.
240
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Thank you.
241
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,284
Whoa.
242
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,930
Boo!
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Attention all CREEPers!
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The Monsters, Inc. Presentation on Laugh
Power will be starting momentarily.
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Move over!
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Mike check, mike check.
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Michael Wazowski takes checks.
248
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,762
Ooh! Is it hot in
here? It feels hot.
249
00:13:22,786 --> 00:13:24,889
Says the guy covered in fur.
250
00:13:24,913 --> 00:13:26,849
Since when were you nervous
about public speaking?
251
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,310
Well, normally, it
doesn't bother me,
252
00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:32,396
but it's just this is our big chance to show
off Laugh Power and I don't want to blow it.
253
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,105
Please don't start
shedding again.
254
00:13:36,408 --> 00:13:38,319
Oh, good. It didn't start yet.
255
00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:40,945
Aw. Did you come here
to bask in the glory
256
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,865
of my illustrious city model?
257
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,867
Oh, you mean the one
your mommy built?
258
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,556
I helped! She let
me hold the glue.
259
00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:53,083
Okay, let's see here.
Please join me in giving
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a very scary welcome
to Monsters, Inc.
261
00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:02,322
Thank you.
262
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,969
And now, the moment you've
all been waiting for.
263
00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:07,013
Heh. Seems like it's
a good time to start.
264
00:14:07,038 --> 00:14:08,808
Right, Sulley?
265
00:14:08,832 --> 00:14:09,934
Right, Sulley?
266
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,352
Ahem. That's me.
267
00:14:11,376 --> 00:14:14,437
Thank you for coming
to our presentation.
268
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And that concludes
our presentation.
269
00:14:16,965 --> 00:14:18,289
Thank you for coming.
270
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,612
I think these are
in the wrong order.
271
00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:26,200
Good one, Sulley! Classic
note card mix-em-up.
272
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One of the many laugh techniques
we use over at Monsters, Inc.
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Hi, I'm Mike Wazowski, senior
co-president and chief executive,
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vice-deputy administrative director
of comedy resources management.
275
00:14:35,525 --> 00:14:37,002
Which is what it says
on my parking spot.
276
00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:44,915
And this is...
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00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:49,181
Hmm? Oh, oh, oh, yeah. I'm
James P. Sullivan, CEO.
278
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:53,393
And we're here to give you a little
peek at how great Laugh Power is.
279
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:55,689
Oh, hey, they're
using my canister.
280
00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:02,944
Hey, Smitty, is it normal for
the gauge to flicker like that?
281
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:04,864
I've never seen a
canister do that.
282
00:15:04,888 --> 00:15:06,656
Ooh. Except that one time.
283
00:15:06,681 --> 00:15:08,534
Oh, yeah, that one time.
284
00:15:08,558 --> 00:15:09,702
What one time?
285
00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:10,828
Well, one time...
286
00:15:10,852 --> 00:15:12,163
That one time...
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00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,622
Before we switched over to
the new big laugh canisters.
288
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,625
Okay. Someone didn't clean out
289
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,836
the old Scream
canisters properly...
290
00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:21,464
Yeah, and some of it got
mixed in with Laugh Power.
291
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,631
Yeah, and?
292
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,884
Wait. Who's someone?
Do I know them?
293
00:15:24,908 --> 00:15:26,510
And then what happened?
294
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:29,388
It did what that canister is
doing. Yeah, right before...
295
00:15:29,412 --> 00:15:30,973
Is "someone" me?
296
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,600
Yes, it's you. Okay.
297
00:15:32,624 --> 00:15:35,712
What happened when you mixed
Laugh Power with Scream Power?
298
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:40,941
Boom! Oh, no. Hmm, huh...
299
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:43,085
And now, the moment you've
all been waiting for.
300
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,821
Ladies and gentle monsters,
301
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,573
this is a model of Monstropolis.
302
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,033
To scale!
303
00:15:49,057 --> 00:15:50,785
And we're gonna use it to
show you that Laugh Power
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00:15:50,809 --> 00:15:53,134
is 10 times more
powerful than Screams.
305
00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:54,747
First, we'll show you
what a small amount
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00:15:54,771 --> 00:15:57,040
of Scream Power will do.
307
00:15:57,065 --> 00:16:00,628
Push the button,
Sulley. Oh, right.
308
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:14,923
And now we'll show you what the exact
same amount of Laugh Power can do.
309
00:16:16,177 --> 00:16:17,977
Hey, hey, hey, what do
you think you're doing?
310
00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:19,522
We can't use that
laugh canister.
311
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,899
You keep your tiny hands
off of my MOMstropolis.
312
00:16:21,923 --> 00:16:24,283
Why is everything
about your mother?
313
00:16:36,938 --> 00:16:38,206
Oh, my.
314
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,751
Too bright.
315
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,045
You just can't
shove your way...
316
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:53,788
We did just say you were getting
a peek at Laugh Power, huh?
317
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:58,226
Right, Sulley?
318
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,419
Um...
319
00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:02,982
Um, um... Well...
320
00:17:03,006 --> 00:17:04,650
You know what?
321
00:17:04,674 --> 00:17:06,110
Enough of this rehearsed stuff.
322
00:17:06,134 --> 00:17:08,636
Let's just have a conversation.
Who's got questions?
323
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,139
I do! I do!
324
00:17:13,057 --> 00:17:14,537
Listen, you'll pay
for this, Tuskmon!
325
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,854
Oh, no!
326
00:17:20,356 --> 00:17:22,585
Got you!
327
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:25,820
All right. What did I miss?
328
00:17:33,578 --> 00:17:35,914
Hey! Whoa! Rude!
329
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:39,208
Sorry.
330
00:17:40,203 --> 00:17:43,063
Hey, Tylor. There you are.
Wait up! Where have you been?
331
00:17:43,087 --> 00:17:44,690
I've been at the booth
alone this whole time.
332
00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,317
What was that noise?
333
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:48,319
Oh, um, tummy issues.
334
00:17:48,343 --> 00:17:49,862
Is this because of
what that jerk said?
335
00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:51,196
About seeing you at the MU game?
336
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,448
Rude!
337
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,950
I'm a little busy right
now, Val. Excuse you!
338
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,094
I have longer legs than you,
but you're really moving.
339
00:17:57,602 --> 00:17:59,997
I... I just gotta get rid of
something bad before it's too late.
340
00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:01,957
Watch it, buddy!
341
00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,014
You know, when something's
really bothering me,
342
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:07,795
sometimes it builds up inside of me in
a really bad way, grumbling to get out.
343
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,590
And I've found the
best thing to do
344
00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:12,133
is to find safe space
to release the pressure.
345
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,886
The pressure!
346
00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:16,138
That's it! I need to
release the pressure.
347
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,348
You're a genius, Val.
348
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:19,266
Good luck. I hope it
all comes out okay.
349
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,352
Excuse me. Sorry,
uh... Pardon me.
350
00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:22,578
Coming through!
351
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,588
Too much power!
Too... too much power!
352
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,944
I'm spinning out of control!
353
00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:33,238
Too much power! Oh!
354
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:34,847
I'm too fit to die!
355
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,456
Excuse me. Sorry.
Bathroom emergency.
356
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,856
Gotta empty the tank.
357
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,752
No, no, no, no...
358
00:18:46,776 --> 00:18:50,714
Oh, whoa...
359
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:54,158
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Nope. TYLOR:
Easy, big fella! Easy!
360
00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:56,679
Whoa! Whoa, boy! Oh, boy!
361
00:18:56,703 --> 00:19:00,474
Ah. Oh! Oh! Aah!
362
00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:02,098
Oh, there it is! There it is.
363
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:05,645
Ahh! Whoo!
364
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:08,673
That was close.
Don't go in there.
365
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,778
How's it going?
366
00:19:12,802 --> 00:19:14,648
You, uh, enjoying
the CREEP show?
367
00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:17,806
Whoo!
368
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:24,593
Uh...
369
00:19:27,877 --> 00:19:28,878
Oh!
370
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,382
So...
371
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:37,281
Everyone did great work today, and
lots of monsters were really engaged.
372
00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:40,138
Except Mike and Celia, because
someone has commitment issues.
373
00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:42,125
What are you, my mother?
374
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,893
Whoa!
375
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:48,187
Am I seeing stars or
are you just glowing?
376
00:19:48,212 --> 00:19:50,940
Uh-huh. That's all me, baby.
377
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,276
Attention, CREEPers,
378
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,652
we will be closing
in 15 minutes.
379
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:56,279
So, all better?
380
00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:58,324
Huh? Oh. Yes, loads.
381
00:19:58,348 --> 00:20:00,242
I let it all out.
382
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,537
Yeah, I heard. Great day.
383
00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:05,438
Great day!
384
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:10,726
Oops.
385
00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:20,637
I have never seen a roar break
our Scare Simulator like that.
386
00:20:20,661 --> 00:20:23,973
Oh, yeah. No, I am so
sorry, Mr. Worthington.
387
00:20:23,998 --> 00:20:26,059
Oh, no! Don't apologize.
388
00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:27,764
Turns out I was right
about your potential.
389
00:20:28,252 --> 00:20:31,022
And remember, it's Johnny.
390
00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:33,195
Stay in touch. Okay?
391
00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:37,071
Hey, what's that?
392
00:20:37,095 --> 00:20:38,864
Oh, uh, it's... nothing.
393
00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:40,324
But today was something.
394
00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:41,788
I can't wait to
come back next year.
395
00:20:42,556 --> 00:20:43,929
Please don't.
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