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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,004 [silence] 2 00:00:21,745 --> 00:00:25,163 [upbeat accordion music] 3 00:00:41,627 --> 00:00:43,802 [hissing] 4 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:51,844 [screaming] 5 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:54,123 [coughing] 6 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,756 [ominous music] 7 00:03:35,284 --> 00:03:37,389 - There's our boy. 8 00:03:37,424 --> 00:03:39,702 Looks like he's ready to make some TV magic. 9 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:41,117 - God help us all. 10 00:03:41,151 --> 00:03:43,740 - Whoa, what did you guys do to the RV? 11 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:46,364 - Oh yeah, it's from our new marketing budget. 12 00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:48,538 Our mobile billboard. 13 00:03:48,573 --> 00:03:50,160 - It's chilly. 14 00:03:50,195 --> 00:03:52,266 - Okay, let's do this, come on, drive ahead. 15 00:03:52,301 --> 00:03:53,129 - Dad! 16 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:55,165 Dad, dad! 17 00:03:56,615 --> 00:03:58,134 - Shit, take this. 18 00:03:59,066 --> 00:04:00,481 Hey. 19 00:04:00,516 --> 00:04:04,071 Hey, you, get over here, it's freezing out here. 20 00:04:04,105 --> 00:04:06,349 What are you doing? 21 00:04:06,384 --> 00:04:09,249 - I made a video for you, so did mom. 22 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,112 - So you're the little monkey 23 00:04:11,147 --> 00:04:13,943 that stole my phone, I've been looking everywhere for it. 24 00:04:13,977 --> 00:04:16,048 - Yeah, I wanted to make it a surprise. 25 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,672 - Well, it is, sweet face, thank you. 26 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:19,604 I love you. 27 00:04:19,638 --> 00:04:20,329 Okay, get inside, it's freezing. 28 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:21,364 Go go go go. 29 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,575 Hey, I'm sorry. 30 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:26,818 - You weren't even gonna say goodbye. 31 00:04:26,852 --> 00:04:27,991 - I didn't wanna wake you guys up. 32 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:30,891 I just wanted to slip away, I'm sorry. 33 00:04:30,925 --> 00:04:32,582 - Be safe, okay. 34 00:04:32,617 --> 00:04:35,033 [slow music] 35 00:04:50,704 --> 00:04:55,053 - It's gotta be hard leaving sometimes, huh? 36 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:56,572 - Yeah, sometimes. 37 00:04:58,159 --> 00:04:59,575 Bill, how long we got? 38 00:04:59,609 --> 00:05:02,336 - Uh, about a seven hour drive. 39 00:05:02,371 --> 00:05:04,027 Then we take a boat to the middle of nowhere 40 00:05:04,062 --> 00:05:05,684 where we leave you for dead. 41 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,928 - This gives me plenty of time to further establish 42 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:11,828 my dominance over my poor younger brother here. 43 00:05:11,863 --> 00:05:13,278 - Oh, is that right? 44 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,280 Well, I've been practicing online so you better watch out. 45 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,108 - Game on. 46 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:17,593 Whoa, that one? 47 00:05:17,627 --> 00:05:19,077 Is that really, that's the one that you wanna move? 48 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,459 I'm just saying, that's the way you wanna start it? 49 00:05:21,493 --> 00:05:24,116 - Are we gonna trash talk each other in this game? 50 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:26,567 [laughing] 51 00:05:26,602 --> 00:05:27,948 - It's already over. 52 00:05:27,982 --> 00:05:28,914 - Smartass. 53 00:05:34,264 --> 00:05:36,853 ♪ You can't survive on just crab apples ♪ 54 00:05:36,888 --> 00:05:38,890 ♪ Tastes just fine to me 55 00:05:38,924 --> 00:05:41,202 ♪ You got to know where you're headin' ♪ 56 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:43,515 ♪ We never know where we're headin' ♪ 57 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:48,106 ♪ Oh oh no, we just ride and see ♪ 58 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,522 ♪ And do you live the good life ♪ 59 00:05:50,557 --> 00:05:51,385 ♪ Oh Hell No 60 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:52,731 ♪ We got kids and a wife 61 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:53,767 ♪ Oh hell no 62 00:05:53,801 --> 00:05:56,873 ♪ We live our life for the ride ♪ 63 00:05:56,908 --> 00:05:59,117 ♪ Ooh ooh 64 00:06:02,085 --> 00:06:04,260 ♪ Ooh ooh 65 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:13,027 - All right, so, final recount. 66 00:06:13,062 --> 00:06:14,891 - All right, you got four GoPros, 67 00:06:14,926 --> 00:06:18,274 one Blackmagic, one HTV with night vision. 68 00:06:18,308 --> 00:06:21,139 Oh, and here, lens wipes, use 'em. 69 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:25,454 I'm tired of lack of footage 'cause the lens is dirty. 70 00:06:25,488 --> 00:06:26,316 Take it, take it. 71 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:27,904 - Yes ma'am, Jesus. 72 00:06:29,078 --> 00:06:31,632 - Okay, so, final location recap. 73 00:06:31,667 --> 00:06:32,875 We're gonna circle up with our guide 74 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:35,981 about 70 kilometers west of Temagami. 75 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:39,019 It's very very remote, nothing for miles. 76 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:41,193 There's a little hunting camp called Bearskin Lake 77 00:06:41,228 --> 00:06:42,471 is the closest thing. 78 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:43,782 Used to be a logging mill. 79 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:46,613 Oh, apparently our guide lives there. 80 00:06:46,647 --> 00:06:47,614 - Great. 81 00:06:47,648 --> 00:06:49,029 Topography? 82 00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:51,687 - Plenty of lakes of rivers, some edible plants, 83 00:06:51,721 --> 00:06:54,068 mushrooms, be careful. 84 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:55,104 - You eat one lousy mushroom. 85 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,588 [laughing] 86 00:06:56,623 --> 00:06:57,900 - Memories of season one. 87 00:06:57,934 --> 00:06:59,453 - Well, let's not have a replay of that. 88 00:06:59,488 --> 00:07:01,213 - Yeah, but don't forget to eat something gross. 89 00:07:01,248 --> 00:07:02,042 The viewers love that. 90 00:07:02,076 --> 00:07:03,561 - I think you love that. 91 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:05,494 - Yeah, I do, I really do. 92 00:07:05,528 --> 00:07:07,910 [laughing] 93 00:07:07,944 --> 00:07:09,152 But the viewers do too, 94 00:07:09,187 --> 00:07:10,671 and this is a new audience for us, so. 95 00:07:10,706 --> 00:07:11,638 - I think she's right. 96 00:07:11,672 --> 00:07:12,570 She's right, this is our chance 97 00:07:12,604 --> 00:07:14,330 to take this show really big. 98 00:07:14,364 --> 00:07:16,953 - Don't you worry, buddy, Dougie's got it under control. 99 00:07:16,988 --> 00:07:18,265 - Well, I certainly hope so. 100 00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:19,473 There's a lot riding on this. 101 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:22,959 - Yeah, and I'm not ready for a real job. 102 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:25,099 - Thanks for the overwhelming confidence, guys. 103 00:07:25,134 --> 00:07:28,171 [laughing] 104 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:29,621 - You got this, I know, I know. 105 00:07:29,656 --> 00:07:33,694 - I'm feeling so, I'm feeling the love, I'm feeling it. 106 00:07:41,978 --> 00:07:44,567 - [Angie] Mind the door, buddy. 107 00:07:46,189 --> 00:07:47,570 Last one in buys. 108 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,815 - Not too long, guys, days are shorter and shorter. 109 00:07:50,849 --> 00:07:51,781 We gotta get out there. 110 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:52,989 - Guys, I'm gonna hit the head. 111 00:07:53,024 --> 00:07:54,646 Gonna give birth to a calf out of my ass. 112 00:07:54,681 --> 00:07:55,544 [laughing] 113 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:57,166 - What the, Ange? 114 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,098 What is up? 115 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:03,483 I'm just gonna talk to somebody about where our guide is. 116 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:06,106 - All right, Bill, you do that. 117 00:08:07,348 --> 00:08:08,764 It's a nice town. 118 00:08:08,798 --> 00:08:09,972 You didn't happen to notice a hospital 119 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:11,870 on the drive in, did you? 120 00:08:11,905 --> 00:08:14,666 - No, you'd be lucky to find a bottle of aspirin here. 121 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:15,943 - That's what I figured. 122 00:08:15,978 --> 00:08:16,806 Great. 123 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,604 - Hey, look, man, for the record, 124 00:08:21,639 --> 00:08:23,192 I know that you're gonna go out there 125 00:08:23,226 --> 00:08:25,988 and you are gonna do a great job. 126 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:28,059 We all do. 127 00:08:29,888 --> 00:08:32,132 - Well, all right, thanks, Slim. 128 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:34,928 What, you getting all sentimental on me now? 129 00:08:34,962 --> 00:08:39,139 - No, I'm not, I'm just trying to find a nice way to say it. 130 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:43,488 - Terry, spit it out. 131 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,699 - Just don't fuck this up. 132 00:08:48,735 --> 00:08:50,806 Get us a real show, 133 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,773 You know, no more fart jokes, 134 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:56,984 no more goofball stuff for me to cut around. 135 00:08:57,019 --> 00:08:58,848 This network show deal might be our chance 136 00:08:58,883 --> 00:09:00,470 to make some real money. 137 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:04,716 And I don't want your ego to get in the way of the team. 138 00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:10,895 - Hah. 139 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,865 - I'm sorry, man. 140 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,943 I'm gonna go check on the gear. 141 00:09:24,978 --> 00:09:26,324 Good, good chat. 142 00:09:28,913 --> 00:09:29,741 - Fuck me. 143 00:09:33,089 --> 00:09:35,333 - Okay so, I found our guy. 144 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:40,303 He just got his breakfast, just says he needs a little time. 145 00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:41,753 - Seriously? 146 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:44,584 - I don't think that guy's playing with a full six pack. 147 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,862 - Bill, you realize, I've gotta build a fire 148 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:49,105 and a shelter before the sun goes down. 149 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,487 - Yeah yeah yeah, you wanna go talk to him? 150 00:09:51,521 --> 00:09:52,971 - [Doug] Ah, Jesus. 151 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:55,560 - Come on, do it, go, use your star-studded charm. 152 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,079 Get him off his ass, come on. 153 00:09:57,113 --> 00:09:57,907 - [Doug] You're an idiot. 154 00:09:57,942 --> 00:09:58,736 - Go. 155 00:09:58,770 --> 00:09:59,633 His name is Duncan. 156 00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:00,565 - [Doug] Duncan? 157 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,154 - Yeah, that dude on the end. 158 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,017 - Oh boy. 159 00:10:14,268 --> 00:10:16,029 I'm Doug, Doug Woods. 160 00:10:17,755 --> 00:10:19,688 - Real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Woods. 161 00:10:19,722 --> 00:10:22,069 - Are you a fan of the show? 162 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:24,624 - Would be if I had the cable. 163 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,350 - Yeah, there's that. 164 00:10:30,491 --> 00:10:33,598 So, you're pretty familiar with these parts, huh? 165 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,841 This your hood? 166 00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:39,431 - Wouldn't be much of a guide if I wasn't. 167 00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:41,710 - So any expert advice? 168 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:43,090 - What? 169 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:45,023 For a hotshot outdoorsman like yourself? 170 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:46,438 [laughing] 171 00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:48,026 Heck, nothing I wouldn't tell myself 172 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:50,615 every time I go out in the bush. 173 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,548 - Oh yeah, what's that? 174 00:10:57,898 --> 00:11:01,626 - That if I die, a bear will probably find my body 175 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,422 way before any search party does. 176 00:11:11,049 --> 00:11:13,949 I'll see ya on the boat, Mr. Woods. 177 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:21,094 - Uplifting. 178 00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:24,476 Good. 179 00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:26,720 Yeah. 180 00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:31,898 [grunting] 181 00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:34,728 - Angie, Terry, this is Duncan. 182 00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:36,523 Duncan, Angie, Terry. 183 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,423 - Hey, how's you doin'? 184 00:11:45,152 --> 00:11:46,395 - Thank you. 185 00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:48,984 This is some engine you got here, huh? 186 00:11:49,018 --> 00:11:50,537 Oh. 187 00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:53,402 - Need a shallow draw to navigate these waterways. 188 00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:54,886 Comes in real handy in the back lakes 189 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:57,717 during the moose season, eh? 190 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,615 - That's impressive. 191 00:11:59,649 --> 00:12:00,478 - I know. 192 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:03,826 - Only the best. 193 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,589 Same as always, five days alone making TV magic, 194 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:10,143 then we pick you up. 195 00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:12,766 Anything goes wrong, we track you on the sat phone, 196 00:12:12,801 --> 00:12:14,768 we haul your ass out of there. 197 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:15,631 All right? 198 00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:16,874 - Okay. 199 00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:19,739 - Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline. 200 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:23,397 [chuckling] 201 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:28,333 - Hey hey hey, this is what you do, all right? 202 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,784 Hold that? 203 00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:32,303 - Hold that. 204 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:33,131 - All right, bring it in. 205 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,029 - Bring it in. 206 00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:34,892 Ow! 207 00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:37,446 Bony knuckles. 208 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:39,344 - Season three! 209 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,657 [cheering] 210 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:48,112 [slow foreboding music] 211 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:19,799 - [Doug] Oh! 212 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,972 Son of a bitch. 213 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:22,767 - [laughs] A soaker five seconds in. 214 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,217 Is that a new record. 215 00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:25,425 - Funny. 216 00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:26,357 - Please, don't start the new season 217 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:28,600 complaining about a soaker. 218 00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:30,085 - Well, I tell you what, 219 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,569 any time you wanna be the guy out here on his own, 220 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,916 you let me know, 'cause that'd make a great comedy show. 221 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:34,814 Ass. 222 00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:38,852 - Hey, don't forget, eat something gross. 223 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:41,475 [boat engine revs] 224 00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,926 [slow music] 225 00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:11,126 [camera beeps] 226 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,410 - Hi, everyone. 227 00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,861 Well, here I am, in the wilderness 228 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,897 of the great Canadian north. 229 00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:28,660 My team just dropped me off, and I'm completely on my own. 230 00:14:28,695 --> 00:14:30,214 I won't be seeing anyone for another five days 231 00:14:30,248 --> 00:14:32,043 until they come pick me up. 232 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:33,389 The scenario I'll be playing out 233 00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:35,253 is that of an amateur nature photographer 234 00:14:35,288 --> 00:14:37,911 who got lost in the woods and totally turned around. 235 00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:40,707 And as always, my producers have packed my backpack. 236 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:42,571 I don't know what I'm gonna get. 237 00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:45,194 So, let's see what we got in here. 238 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:46,333 We got a hat, 239 00:14:48,232 --> 00:14:49,060 a camera, 240 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,926 a flash, oh, that's bright. 241 00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:59,795 I said, amateur photographer. 242 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,281 Can of Amp energy drink, 243 00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:05,421 apple, 244 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:11,565 Swiss army knife, and a stick of gum. 245 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,189 The first thing I'm gonna wanna do 246 00:15:14,223 --> 00:15:16,501 is hike into that treeline. 247 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,265 Once there, I can figure out exactly how I'm gonna survive 248 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:23,025 these next five days. 249 00:15:24,475 --> 00:15:27,202 [camera beeps] 250 00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:29,411 [panting] 251 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:34,347 As you can see, I started building my shelter. 252 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:37,729 Now I'm using this large, fallen branch, 253 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:41,941 and I'm laying in these cedar branches at an angle. 254 00:15:43,045 --> 00:15:45,599 It should keep me nice and toasty. 255 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:49,810 And the idea here is to make sure that we, ow, oh! 256 00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:53,090 Oh, fuck, motherfucker! 257 00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:56,438 Oh. 258 00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:01,477 Okay, let's document that. 259 00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:02,927 You see that? 260 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,205 That's right under the nail. 261 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:09,037 Oh, day one and I'm already bleeding. 262 00:16:09,071 --> 00:16:10,348 Oh, that hurts. 263 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,317 One, two, three, oh! 264 00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,700 Oh, that feels better. 265 00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:24,190 And I'll clean myself up, and get back to my shelter. 266 00:16:33,302 --> 00:16:34,303 Hello there. 267 00:16:35,442 --> 00:16:38,100 Yep, I just finished this tasty soda. 268 00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:42,587 I'm gonna show you how to start a fire using a soda can. 269 00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:44,382 What you're gonna wanna do, 270 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,764 grab some earth, moist dirt, 271 00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:50,181 and polish the bottom of the can. 272 00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:54,047 I've been doing this one for about a half hour. 273 00:16:54,082 --> 00:16:56,049 That's right, a half hour of constant polishing. 274 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,051 I'm very good at it. [chuckling] 275 00:16:58,086 --> 00:16:59,501 No more fuck ups. 276 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:06,370 What we do is we place the can in the position 277 00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:10,684 so that the sun can bounce right off it, 278 00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:14,619 find a sweet spot, and let the sun do its work. 279 00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:18,416 Oh, oh, oh. 280 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,297 Yeah! 281 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:38,781 I have made fire! 282 00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:43,545 Nobody cares. 283 00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:44,408 I care. 284 00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,791 Aw, come on, that's cool no matter how you cut it. 285 00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:53,210 Ooh, don't wanna burn the camera. [laughing] 286 00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:55,936 All right, more wood, more wood. 287 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:59,837 [slow ominous music] 288 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:13,644 [phone beeping] 289 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,648 [dial tone ringing] 290 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:20,064 - [Angie] Hello, fearless leader, still alive? 291 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,824 - Well, now that I hear your sexy voice, 292 00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:24,620 I have something to live for. 293 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:27,761 - Hold up, Bill wants to talk to you. 294 00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:29,177 - Hey, pal, all good? 295 00:18:29,211 --> 00:18:33,595 - Yep, all settled in, just checking in on you guys. 296 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:35,183 Is that music? 297 00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:37,806 - Oh, yeah, that's off Terry's laptop. 298 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,153 Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy, 299 00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:42,845 Duncan set us up in a primo spot. 300 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,468 Angie was off getting beer all today, 301 00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:46,849 I caught two good sized trout, reeled 'em off, 302 00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:50,163 now into Angie's scotch, we're all a little drunk. 303 00:18:50,198 --> 00:18:51,923 - You know I'm sleeping under a tree, right? 304 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,546 - Nice, buddy. 305 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,273 That's why you're gonna be famous in 11 different countries. 306 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:57,239 - From your lips. 307 00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:59,103 Hey, put Terry on. 308 00:18:59,138 --> 00:18:59,966 - Slim! 309 00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:11,564 - Hey, how's today's footage looking? 310 00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:12,806 - Pretty good. 311 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:14,567 Some minor fuck ups to cut around. 312 00:19:14,601 --> 00:19:17,501 - Oh, yeah, that's to be expected. [laughs] 313 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:18,985 - Smartass. 314 00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:20,952 Hey, listen, I've hiked into Gull Lake, 315 00:19:20,987 --> 00:19:23,196 I've set up a shelter, I'm gonna stay here. 316 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:25,716 So pick up will be the same as drop off, got it? 317 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,993 - Yeah. 318 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,858 - All right, go back to your little fancy party. 319 00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:32,964 I'll talk to you guys in the morning. 320 00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:39,557 And they're worried about me. 321 00:19:57,851 --> 00:20:00,578 [sighing] 322 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:03,374 [fire crackling] 323 00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:08,621 [exploding] 324 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,453 [ominous music] 325 00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:24,844 Something, uh... 326 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:29,711 Some sort of... 327 00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:35,303 I guess it was a noise, woke me up. 328 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:41,309 I literally felt the earth shake beneath me. 329 00:20:43,518 --> 00:20:44,346 Phew. 330 00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:48,799 There's no storm. 331 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,563 Guess it was an earthquake. 332 00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,706 They're rare, but they do happen. 333 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:06,920 I guess there are no aftershocks, so, back in the sack. 334 00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:14,169 Well, it's day two on the Canadian Shield. 335 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,344 And even with a shelter and a fire, 336 00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:19,070 it sure is nice when the sun comes up. 337 00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:21,970 Now the sun will be up... 338 00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:22,833 Holy shit. 339 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,839 Look at that, look at that, look, up, look. 340 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:34,051 It's like a perfect line right down the lake. 341 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:36,329 Jesus, maybe it had something to do with the sound 342 00:21:36,364 --> 00:21:37,951 I heard last night. 343 00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,783 That's no lightning. 344 00:21:43,129 --> 00:21:45,373 Well, we gotta investigate this. 345 00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:47,444 From wilderness show to detective show. 346 00:21:47,478 --> 00:21:48,307 Follow me. 347 00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:03,114 What the fuck? 348 00:22:04,426 --> 00:22:07,118 [ominous music] 349 00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:18,129 Look at that. 350 00:22:23,997 --> 00:22:26,655 There's something in that water. 351 00:22:28,277 --> 00:22:29,106 Shit. 352 00:22:32,454 --> 00:22:35,077 Looks like we've got a visitor. 353 00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:43,120 The important thing is to stay calm. 354 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,510 Just back away, get out of Mr. Wolf's path. 355 00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:04,728 Wow. 356 00:23:06,143 --> 00:23:08,559 That's a large male. 357 00:23:08,594 --> 00:23:10,630 He's getting ready to settle in for a long, harsh winter, 358 00:23:10,665 --> 00:23:14,151 so, he's ready to pack all the pounds. 359 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:18,362 These fish here are going to be a huge feast for him. 360 00:23:23,781 --> 00:23:24,679 That's odd. 361 00:23:27,475 --> 00:23:29,822 He just walked right by 'em. 362 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,242 I'd love fish tonight. 363 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:42,800 Still, maybe that wolf knows something I don't. 364 00:23:49,048 --> 00:23:50,981 Better safe than sorry. 365 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:02,164 [beeping] 366 00:24:04,822 --> 00:24:06,548 [beeping] 367 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,757 [beeping] 368 00:24:16,109 --> 00:24:17,939 Useless piece of shit. 369 00:24:23,082 --> 00:24:25,636 Maybe it was a meteor. 370 00:24:25,671 --> 00:24:29,295 That could knock out the satellite reception with Terry. 371 00:24:29,329 --> 00:24:32,919 I knew your geek facts would come in handy. 372 00:24:36,751 --> 00:24:37,579 A meteor. 373 00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:51,835 I'm not gonna take a chance on those fish. 374 00:24:51,869 --> 00:24:55,286 Let's see if we can trap some small game. 375 00:24:56,771 --> 00:24:58,220 Okay, here we go. 376 00:25:03,156 --> 00:25:04,019 See that? 377 00:25:04,054 --> 00:25:05,296 That right there? 378 00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:08,092 Those droppings, most likely rabbit. 379 00:25:10,612 --> 00:25:13,201 I hate to kill any animal, but in survival conditions, 380 00:25:13,235 --> 00:25:14,651 everything's fair game. 381 00:25:14,685 --> 00:25:17,895 That big fat rabbit sure would be tasty right about now. 382 00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:20,691 Let's see what we can do. 383 00:25:20,726 --> 00:25:22,555 Now, one of the simplest, most effective traps 384 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,661 is called the figure four deadfall. 385 00:25:24,695 --> 00:25:29,079 And what you need for this is three sticks and a big rock. 386 00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:31,460 And it's very very simple. 387 00:25:31,495 --> 00:25:35,637 Put a piece of bait just on the tip of stick C over here, 388 00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:39,538 our furry little friend will crawl in 389 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:42,575 all curious and hungry, and with any luck, 390 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:44,543 he'll trigger the trap. 391 00:25:45,716 --> 00:25:48,581 And that will kill any small animal. 392 00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:50,203 All right. 393 00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:52,205 Now, let's set this up again so you guys can see 394 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,000 how I did it. 395 00:25:54,035 --> 00:25:57,728 You take a big rock, it's heavier than it looks, 396 00:25:57,763 --> 00:25:59,937 stick A, stick B, stick C. 397 00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:03,700 You wanna make sure the grooves and the notches 398 00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:04,804 all line up. 399 00:26:07,669 --> 00:26:09,360 You want a big rock. 400 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:11,259 Ah, okay. 401 00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:15,712 Now for bait. 402 00:26:20,302 --> 00:26:21,959 Rabbits love apples. 403 00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:28,483 All right. 404 00:26:33,212 --> 00:26:34,213 Now we wait. 405 00:26:39,736 --> 00:26:40,599 All right. 406 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:14,771 There, don't say I never did anything for you, Angie. 407 00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:17,497 [ominous music] 408 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,658 Okay, so, this morning I set three traps. 409 00:27:41,314 --> 00:27:43,385 Let's see if we got any food. 410 00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:44,801 Oh, look at this. 411 00:27:46,595 --> 00:27:48,080 Wait for it. 412 00:27:48,114 --> 00:27:51,255 It looks like we got some food. 413 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:54,155 I'll tell ya, it'll be nice to get some warm meat 414 00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:55,190 in my belly. 415 00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:58,090 Ah, can it be? 416 00:28:01,093 --> 00:28:03,371 [laughing] 417 00:28:06,098 --> 00:28:08,445 Two out of three, let's eat! 418 00:28:09,446 --> 00:28:11,690 [rustling] 419 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,349 [ominous music] 420 00:28:43,031 --> 00:28:46,103 [camera beeps] 421 00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:50,521 So, as you can see, I've moved away from camp. 422 00:28:50,556 --> 00:28:52,247 You don't want any dead animals, blood or guts, 423 00:28:52,282 --> 00:28:53,766 anywhere near where you're sleeping. 424 00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:58,391 You'd invite unwelcome guests like coyotes, wolves, a bear. 425 00:28:58,426 --> 00:29:01,429 What you wanna do is take Bugs here, 426 00:29:01,463 --> 00:29:04,052 lay him on his back like this. 427 00:29:04,087 --> 00:29:07,573 Take your knife, you wanna make a nice, long cut 428 00:29:07,607 --> 00:29:10,369 from the breast all the way down to the belly. 429 00:29:10,403 --> 00:29:13,475 Once you've made the first cut, 430 00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:16,237 you wanna work your thumbs in and under the fur 431 00:29:16,271 --> 00:29:17,169 all the way around. 432 00:29:17,203 --> 00:29:19,481 Kind of like a giant tangerine. 433 00:29:19,516 --> 00:29:22,795 Pull it apart, and when you get down to the leg, 434 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:26,040 you need to snap it, and make a shallow cut 435 00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:27,455 all the way around the paw. 436 00:29:27,489 --> 00:29:29,491 It should all slide off. 437 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,702 Next, a nice slice right from the breastbone 438 00:29:33,737 --> 00:29:36,360 down to the belly, this time you wanna get deep. 439 00:29:36,395 --> 00:29:39,191 And that reveals rabbit innards. 440 00:29:39,225 --> 00:29:40,675 Mmm. 441 00:29:40,709 --> 00:29:44,575 Okay, last but not least, sorry, pal, cut off the head. 442 00:29:46,715 --> 00:29:50,858 And there you have it, sumptuous wild rabbit ready to cook. 443 00:29:58,624 --> 00:30:00,005 [phone beeping] 444 00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:00,868 Come on! 445 00:30:02,317 --> 00:30:04,147 Useless piece of shit. 446 00:30:12,224 --> 00:30:13,881 Can you hear me now? 447 00:30:22,959 --> 00:30:23,960 - Hey, babe. 448 00:30:25,478 --> 00:30:29,655 I know things have been really stressful lately. 449 00:30:29,689 --> 00:30:32,623 I wanted to give you something to keep you warm 450 00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:36,835 and cozy in those freezing cold nights out in the woods. 451 00:30:39,216 --> 00:30:42,702 I know that you love it out there but, just, 452 00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:44,152 be careful, okay? 453 00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:48,881 And we will be here when you get back. 454 00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:50,400 And so will these. 455 00:30:53,058 --> 00:30:55,336 [laughing] 456 00:30:58,822 --> 00:30:59,719 I love you. 457 00:31:09,557 --> 00:31:11,110 - Yeah, I'm an ass. 458 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,942 [rustling] 459 00:31:14,976 --> 00:31:17,668 [ominous music] 460 00:31:22,432 --> 00:31:25,538 So, whatever it is, it's back. 461 00:31:25,573 --> 00:31:27,747 That's probably that wolf. 462 00:31:30,164 --> 00:31:31,648 Wolves travel in packs, so I'd be lying 463 00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:34,685 if I said I wasn't a little nervous. 464 00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:43,073 Between a wolf pack and a bear, I'd take a bear any day. 465 00:31:48,389 --> 00:31:50,563 Let's have some more food. 466 00:32:09,306 --> 00:32:12,447 So, just finished my first rabbit. 467 00:32:12,482 --> 00:32:13,897 Delicious. 468 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,451 While I could easily eat the second, 469 00:32:16,486 --> 00:32:18,557 it's probably a wise idea to save it for tomorrow. 470 00:32:18,591 --> 00:32:21,008 After all, my traps may yield nothing 471 00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:22,837 and I don't wanna be hungry tomorrow. 472 00:32:22,871 --> 00:32:24,252 But I don't wanna keep the rabbit with me here 473 00:32:24,287 --> 00:32:26,599 at my shelter, I don't wanna attract any animals 474 00:32:26,634 --> 00:32:29,292 like our friend, Mr. Wolf out there. 475 00:32:29,326 --> 00:32:31,535 So what I'm gonna do is hang it from a high branch 476 00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:33,192 out of reach of any large animals. 477 00:32:33,227 --> 00:32:34,676 I didn't have any rope with me. 478 00:32:34,711 --> 00:32:37,576 That's where a camera strap comes in handy. 479 00:32:37,610 --> 00:32:39,681 It's made of a tightly woven nylon, 480 00:32:39,716 --> 00:32:43,892 and cut into thin strips, it makes a terrific rabbit rope. 481 00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:46,757 All right, so I've got my homemade rope 482 00:32:46,792 --> 00:32:49,001 with a stick tied on the end, 483 00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:50,969 and I'll try and get it over that branch 484 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:52,901 and hoist up Mr. Bunny. 485 00:32:56,319 --> 00:32:57,251 Oh, almost. 486 00:32:58,148 --> 00:33:00,254 One more time, hang on. 487 00:33:00,288 --> 00:33:01,807 Yeah, oh, come on. 488 00:33:02,946 --> 00:33:03,878 Oh, one more time, hang on. 489 00:33:03,912 --> 00:33:06,087 Hang on, we almost got it. 490 00:33:06,122 --> 00:33:07,330 Piece of shit! 491 00:33:07,364 --> 00:33:08,503 And a three. 492 00:33:08,538 --> 00:33:10,126 Ah ha. 493 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:10,989 First try. 494 00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:14,337 Okay. 495 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:19,687 [ominous music] 496 00:33:23,725 --> 00:33:24,554 All right. 497 00:33:30,111 --> 00:33:31,285 Piece of cake. 498 00:33:47,542 --> 00:33:49,441 Now, an important and often overlooked aspect 499 00:33:49,475 --> 00:33:52,685 of survival is keeping your mind active. 500 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,034 The isolation and loneliness can drive many to lose hope. 501 00:33:56,068 --> 00:34:00,107 As you know, I like to play chess against myself. 502 00:34:14,431 --> 00:34:16,709 [rustling] 503 00:34:42,701 --> 00:34:45,083 Okay, where were we. 504 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,637 [ominous music] 505 00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:49,915 [growling] 506 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:09,900 [thunder rumbling] 507 00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:33,165 [camera beeps] 508 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,374 [yawning] 509 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:40,138 No idea what time it is. 510 00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:42,174 I'm guessing it's the middle of the night. 511 00:35:42,209 --> 00:35:44,142 The sky just opened up. 512 00:35:45,522 --> 00:35:48,491 But I am staying relatively dry. 513 00:35:48,525 --> 00:35:51,010 So is some extra bit of firewood that I've got. 514 00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:52,322 I throw a little bit on every so often 515 00:35:52,357 --> 00:35:55,222 just to make sure that the fire doesn't die. 516 00:35:55,256 --> 00:35:57,224 I'm actually really happy with this shelter. 517 00:35:57,258 --> 00:35:59,778 And the fallen tree, and the pine and spruce branches 518 00:35:59,812 --> 00:36:04,403 as a roof, I'm gonna stay relatively dry all night. 519 00:36:04,438 --> 00:36:08,062 I'll check in with you guys in the morning. 520 00:36:12,653 --> 00:36:13,481 Oh! 521 00:36:19,038 --> 00:36:23,836 Relatively dry my wet, cold ass. [laughs] 522 00:36:23,871 --> 00:36:26,943 Oh, I hate you guys so much right now 523 00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:31,430 and your scientifically designed waterproof tents. 524 00:36:31,465 --> 00:36:33,915 [screeching] 525 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:37,160 What the fuck was that? 526 00:36:47,964 --> 00:36:51,209 A little night vision here, Terry. 527 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:53,901 [ominous music] 528 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:06,293 [rustling] 529 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,329 Hey, hey! 530 00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:06,560 [rustling] 531 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,221 That sucked. 532 00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,506 Yeah, between the rain and 533 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,617 the wolves? 534 00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:08,242 Whatever the fuck that was. 535 00:39:08,276 --> 00:39:10,106 I didn't sleep at all. 536 00:39:12,626 --> 00:39:14,490 [geese honking] 537 00:39:14,524 --> 00:39:16,354 My back is killing me. 538 00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:19,115 I'm wet, wet ass. 539 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:21,635 Shut up, geese! 540 00:39:28,849 --> 00:39:31,852 Why the fuck did I sign up for this. 541 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:36,063 I hate this, I hate this so much right now, 542 00:39:36,097 --> 00:39:38,583 I don't have the words for it. 543 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:44,105 Get it together, get it together, come on. 544 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:45,521 Got a show to do. 545 00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:49,110 All right. 546 00:39:49,145 --> 00:39:49,973 Fuck. 547 00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:59,707 [camera beeping] 548 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,125 It's day three in the great Canadian Shield. 549 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,058 My shelter served my great last night. 550 00:40:06,093 --> 00:40:08,992 It shielded me from the rain and the heavy winds. 551 00:40:09,027 --> 00:40:11,547 On the breakfast menu this morning, wild... 552 00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:14,273 [ominous music] 553 00:40:41,059 --> 00:40:41,991 God dammit. 554 00:40:49,895 --> 00:40:53,174 [phone beeping] 555 00:40:53,209 --> 00:40:55,383 Come on, come on, come on. 556 00:40:56,730 --> 00:40:58,007 [phone beeping] 557 00:40:58,041 --> 00:40:58,870 Come on! 558 00:41:01,873 --> 00:41:04,220 Fucking lousy piece of shit! 559 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:08,466 Okay okay okay okay okay. 560 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,916 [slow music] 561 00:41:15,024 --> 00:41:18,096 Okay, it couldn't have been the wolf. 562 00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:22,756 That'd have to be one crafty fucking wolf. 563 00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:29,556 So yesterday I got lucky, nabbed me two delicious rabbits. 564 00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:33,249 Let's see if I get as lucky today. 565 00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:37,495 Well, it looks like I'm not the only hunter in these woods. 566 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,600 Yeah, most likely a bear. 567 00:41:41,050 --> 00:41:43,673 Or that wolf, came across my track, slipped over the rock, 568 00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:46,504 and just ate whatever I caught. 569 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:50,680 Let's see if we're any luckier with the other traps. 570 00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:55,651 This wolf's probably thinking, it's my lucky day. 571 00:41:55,685 --> 00:41:57,963 There's food under every rock. 572 00:41:57,998 --> 00:41:59,517 Oh, wait a minute. 573 00:42:00,379 --> 00:42:01,519 Wait a minute. 574 00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:05,039 Maybe he felt sorry for me and left me one 575 00:42:05,074 --> 00:42:07,766 seeing as I did all the work. 576 00:42:07,801 --> 00:42:10,493 [ominous music] 577 00:42:14,428 --> 00:42:15,567 What the hell? 578 00:42:21,228 --> 00:42:25,232 You ever seen anything like that before. 579 00:42:25,266 --> 00:42:26,647 Yeah, me neither. 580 00:42:33,205 --> 00:42:35,760 [camera beeps] 581 00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:46,322 Where's the phone? 582 00:42:49,428 --> 00:42:50,568 What the fuck? 583 00:42:52,984 --> 00:42:55,434 Doug, you put the phone here. 584 00:42:57,298 --> 00:42:58,196 God dammit. 585 00:42:59,438 --> 00:43:00,578 I put it here. 586 00:43:03,926 --> 00:43:04,823 Okay. 587 00:43:06,135 --> 00:43:07,826 Okay, the phone's gone. 588 00:43:07,861 --> 00:43:09,138 I'm losing my fucking mind. 589 00:43:09,172 --> 00:43:10,311 I put the fucking phone on the bag. 590 00:43:10,346 --> 00:43:12,003 I put it on the bag. 591 00:43:12,037 --> 00:43:14,453 [slow music] 592 00:43:38,546 --> 00:43:40,618 That's not how I left it. 593 00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:44,691 Oh god, I must be losing my mind. 594 00:43:52,526 --> 00:43:55,667 So, someone's clearly messing with me. 595 00:43:59,257 --> 00:44:02,432 Rabbit, and then that scream at night. 596 00:44:05,815 --> 00:44:06,989 And the traps. 597 00:44:10,337 --> 00:44:14,513 Now the sat phone is gone and the chess pieces have moved. 598 00:44:17,896 --> 00:44:21,141 You know any wolves who can play chess? 599 00:44:24,109 --> 00:44:26,871 There's someone clearly out here. 600 00:44:28,631 --> 00:44:30,288 I got two more days. 601 00:44:31,772 --> 00:44:33,256 That's it, I'm gonna make my way around the lake 602 00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:36,950 and then I'm gonna come up the pickup point. 603 00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:53,104 I swear to god, Terry. 604 00:44:54,761 --> 00:44:57,833 I swear to god if this is you and Bill and Angie, 605 00:44:57,867 --> 00:45:00,387 if this is your way of teaching me a lesson, 606 00:45:00,421 --> 00:45:02,907 of fucking with me, oh my god. 607 00:45:05,185 --> 00:45:07,394 [laughing] 608 00:45:08,809 --> 00:45:10,708 I will be really really really 609 00:45:10,742 --> 00:45:13,331 fucking pissed off at you guys. 610 00:45:15,471 --> 00:45:17,853 [slow music] 611 00:45:44,569 --> 00:45:48,642 Son of a bitch, it's actually a really good move. 612 00:45:53,578 --> 00:45:55,476 Fuck it can't be Terry. 613 00:45:57,824 --> 00:46:02,000 Yeah, this guy's a good chess player, I'll give him that. 614 00:46:09,628 --> 00:46:12,942 Try and get out of that, son of a bitch. 615 00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:22,849 [growling] 616 00:46:27,094 --> 00:46:29,717 [camera beeps] 617 00:46:31,547 --> 00:46:34,205 So, you'll have to cut around this, Terry. 618 00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:35,862 My spidey senses are screaming at me 619 00:46:35,896 --> 00:46:38,381 to get the hell out of here. 620 00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:41,764 I mean, crocodiles, snakes, bears, bring 'em on. 621 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,801 But psycho mountain men? 622 00:46:44,974 --> 00:46:48,253 I have no interest in tangling with. 623 00:46:48,288 --> 00:46:49,496 I'm gonna ditch my fancy digs here, 624 00:46:49,530 --> 00:46:50,773 I'm gonna move out onto the cliff, 625 00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,637 I'll try and get some footage for the show, 626 00:46:52,671 --> 00:46:56,606 but, this is starting to feel really messed up. 627 00:46:59,782 --> 00:47:01,957 [camera beeps] 628 00:47:01,991 --> 00:47:04,097 So, let's assume you've been lost in the woods 629 00:47:04,131 --> 00:47:06,133 for several days now, 630 00:47:06,168 --> 00:47:07,825 and you're confident that a rescue party 631 00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,792 is out looking for you. 632 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:13,140 In that scenario, you wouldn't wanna be 633 00:47:13,175 --> 00:47:16,350 in the dense forest, but out in the wide open 634 00:47:16,385 --> 00:47:20,389 where you'd have a greater chance of being seen. 635 00:47:51,799 --> 00:47:54,768 This will serve as an ideal spot for my next camp. 636 00:47:54,802 --> 00:47:56,425 Just on top of the ridge there is an open area 637 00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:57,736 that's clearly visible from the sky 638 00:47:57,771 --> 00:47:59,738 as well as the surrounding lakes. 639 00:47:59,773 --> 00:48:03,225 And this rock face will serve as a good shelter 640 00:48:03,259 --> 00:48:05,503 to shield me from the wind and the rain. 641 00:48:05,537 --> 00:48:07,746 Now we just have to make it a little cozier. 642 00:48:07,781 --> 00:48:09,093 Let's get to it. 643 00:48:11,129 --> 00:48:13,304 [panting] 644 00:48:16,963 --> 00:48:19,034 Home sweet home. 645 00:48:19,068 --> 00:48:21,001 Welcome to my new camp. 646 00:48:23,970 --> 00:48:26,006 Let's go scrounge up some food 647 00:48:26,041 --> 00:48:28,906 now that we've got our fire going. 648 00:48:29,976 --> 00:48:32,564 [camera beeps] 649 00:48:45,543 --> 00:48:47,545 See any fish down there? 650 00:48:51,169 --> 00:48:51,998 Okay. 651 00:48:58,521 --> 00:49:00,765 So here I am at the creek, 652 00:49:00,799 --> 00:49:04,320 which is not only my new water source, 653 00:49:04,355 --> 00:49:08,738 this is also a great spot for finding local food. 654 00:49:08,773 --> 00:49:12,432 Small fish, crayfish, frogs, anything buggy. 655 00:49:13,433 --> 00:49:16,091 [ominous music] 656 00:49:34,730 --> 00:49:35,973 Recognize this? 657 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:46,328 So I'm not alone out here I guess, I got a fan. 658 00:49:46,362 --> 00:49:50,608 Oh, this is a great spot for you guys to drop me. 659 00:49:50,642 --> 00:49:54,267 And the mystery of the missing cell phone is solved. 660 00:49:54,301 --> 00:49:57,270 And buddy decided to take it apart. 661 00:49:57,304 --> 00:50:00,411 Well, at least I know I'm not going crazy. 662 00:50:00,445 --> 00:50:02,689 This is starting to feel... 663 00:50:10,352 --> 00:50:12,595 [rustling] 664 00:50:36,447 --> 00:50:38,621 [gasping] 665 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:41,866 Jesus. 666 00:50:46,491 --> 00:50:48,735 Are you seeing this? 667 00:50:48,769 --> 00:50:51,255 [tense music] 668 00:51:24,426 --> 00:51:25,599 What the fuck? 669 00:51:31,571 --> 00:51:33,297 I didn't set that up. 670 00:51:35,299 --> 00:51:37,059 I didn't set that up. 671 00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:45,067 Check. 672 00:51:50,866 --> 00:51:51,936 Hey, asshole! 673 00:51:58,943 --> 00:52:00,945 I know you're out there! 674 00:52:03,016 --> 00:52:06,157 Well, I like your fucking chess moves! 675 00:52:26,281 --> 00:52:27,144 Fucker. 676 00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,923 [fire crackling] 677 00:53:09,634 --> 00:53:13,190 So I set a three camera security perimeter. 678 00:53:23,959 --> 00:53:25,892 Asshole sets one foot in this camp, smile, 679 00:53:25,926 --> 00:53:28,032 you're on fucking camera. 680 00:53:31,138 --> 00:53:33,624 [owl hooting] 681 00:53:49,709 --> 00:53:51,952 [laughing] 682 00:53:58,027 --> 00:53:58,959 Oh fuck me. 683 00:54:01,824 --> 00:54:02,653 Oh fuck. 684 00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:10,833 Who's idea was northern Ontario? 685 00:54:10,868 --> 00:54:11,765 Huh, Terry? 686 00:54:13,422 --> 00:54:17,599 Why couldn't it have been Bahamas or Santa Barbara? 687 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:24,019 Surviving Santa Barbara, I'd watch that show. 688 00:54:25,745 --> 00:54:27,988 [coughing] 689 00:54:35,617 --> 00:54:36,928 I'm famished. 690 00:54:36,963 --> 00:54:39,931 I haven't eaten anything today. 691 00:54:39,966 --> 00:54:41,174 I'm gonna turn in early 692 00:54:41,208 --> 00:54:44,281 and wake up and try and find some food. 693 00:54:48,630 --> 00:54:52,806 I'll try and make it something gross for you, Bill. 694 00:55:12,032 --> 00:55:12,964 Good night. 695 00:55:16,658 --> 00:55:19,074 [slow music] 696 00:55:29,843 --> 00:55:32,501 [ominous music] 697 00:55:57,561 --> 00:55:59,804 [coughing] 698 00:56:05,431 --> 00:56:08,123 [ominous music] 699 00:56:32,906 --> 00:56:35,737 Someone was in my camp last night. 700 00:56:37,635 --> 00:56:40,707 They tilted the fucking cameras down. 701 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,581 Ah no no. 702 00:56:52,616 --> 00:56:55,204 That's it, that's it, I'm done. 703 00:56:56,827 --> 00:56:59,657 I'm done, I'm fucking done, Terry. 704 00:57:01,383 --> 00:57:02,798 This is bullshit. 705 00:57:05,905 --> 00:57:08,770 Yeah, I can deal with the outdoors, and the fucking animals, 706 00:57:08,804 --> 00:57:12,049 and the weather, but I can't deal with a fucking 707 00:57:12,083 --> 00:57:15,846 psycho, chess playing lumberjack, Terry. 708 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,296 I'm done, it's over. 709 00:57:18,331 --> 00:57:19,919 You're gonna have to cut this together 710 00:57:19,953 --> 00:57:21,714 and make it look like five days in post. 711 00:57:21,748 --> 00:57:24,199 I'm gathering my fucking equipment 712 00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:27,961 and I'm fucking getting the fuck out of here, all right? 713 00:57:27,996 --> 00:57:29,584 This is ridiculous. 714 00:57:31,517 --> 00:57:32,379 Fuck you! 715 00:57:34,485 --> 00:57:35,797 Fucking asshole. 716 00:57:36,694 --> 00:57:39,214 [tense music] 717 00:57:58,751 --> 00:58:01,029 All right, guys, that's it. 718 00:58:02,444 --> 00:58:06,379 As soon as I'm done here I'll pack up all my gear. 719 00:58:07,242 --> 00:58:09,416 Come to scoop me up, okay? 720 00:58:10,901 --> 00:58:12,834 It's the best I can do. 721 00:58:13,938 --> 00:58:16,907 This one's for you, little bro. 722 00:58:16,941 --> 00:58:19,185 [coughing] 723 00:58:27,227 --> 00:58:29,885 Well, I've survived five days here 724 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,887 in the forests of northern Canada. 725 00:58:31,922 --> 00:58:34,614 While the wilderness can be hash and unforgiving, 726 00:58:34,649 --> 00:58:35,960 it can also provide you with 727 00:58:35,995 --> 00:58:38,549 all the necessary elements for survival. 728 00:58:38,584 --> 00:58:40,551 I've moved myself to an elevated spot 729 00:58:40,586 --> 00:58:42,415 with an open area above me, 730 00:58:42,449 --> 00:58:44,624 and I've thrown some fresh pine and spruce needles 731 00:58:44,659 --> 00:58:46,108 on my fire. 732 00:58:46,143 --> 00:58:49,526 That'll create a smoke signal that's visible for miles. 733 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,149 And then, the help will arrive. 734 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,673 You hear that, help will arrive, 735 00:58:58,707 --> 00:59:02,331 so hurry up, guys, get off your lazy asses and come get me. 736 00:59:02,366 --> 00:59:03,332 [rustling] 737 00:59:03,367 --> 00:59:04,644 [ominous music] 738 00:59:04,679 --> 00:59:06,543 All right, enough is enough. 739 00:59:06,577 --> 00:59:08,165 Enough is enough. 740 00:59:08,199 --> 00:59:09,822 God dammit! 741 00:59:09,856 --> 00:59:11,548 Duncan, is that you? 742 00:59:13,135 --> 00:59:15,275 I know you're out here, come on! 743 00:59:15,310 --> 00:59:16,863 [growling] 744 00:59:16,898 --> 00:59:20,073 [feedback screeching] 745 00:59:39,645 --> 00:59:41,785 [gasping] 746 01:00:00,838 --> 01:00:02,771 [tense music] 747 01:00:02,806 --> 01:00:04,808 What the, what the fuck? 748 01:00:08,294 --> 01:00:10,192 Okay, get dry, get dry. 749 01:00:20,996 --> 01:00:22,446 Okay, okay, okay. 750 01:00:27,278 --> 01:00:30,557 Okay, okay, okay, calm down, calm down. 751 01:00:32,905 --> 01:00:33,733 Okay. 752 01:00:36,460 --> 01:00:40,395 Gotta get to base camp, take things from there. 753 01:00:40,429 --> 01:00:41,603 You can do it. 754 01:00:43,294 --> 01:00:44,675 Okay, okay, okay. 755 01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:50,716 [panting] 756 01:00:57,964 --> 01:00:59,656 Two, three, come on. 757 01:01:01,623 --> 01:01:04,108 [tense music] 758 01:01:22,402 --> 01:01:24,646 [coughing] 759 01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:29,478 [branches snapping] 760 01:01:36,209 --> 01:01:38,660 [screeching] 761 01:01:40,766 --> 01:01:43,251 [tense music] 762 01:01:57,058 --> 01:01:57,886 Base camp. 763 01:02:06,239 --> 01:02:08,517 [shouting] 764 01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:28,089 [screaming] 765 01:02:30,816 --> 01:02:33,059 [groaning] 766 01:02:45,796 --> 01:02:47,004 Ah, fuck, fuck. 767 01:02:49,627 --> 01:02:51,871 [groaning] 768 01:03:15,274 --> 01:03:16,102 Terry? 769 01:03:46,753 --> 01:03:48,997 [grunting] 770 01:04:01,078 --> 01:04:03,322 [groaning] 771 01:04:49,955 --> 01:04:51,370 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 772 01:05:01,656 --> 01:05:02,484 Guys? 773 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:06,903 Bill? Angie? 774 01:05:08,974 --> 01:05:09,836 Terry! 775 01:05:20,261 --> 01:05:21,089 Terry? 776 01:05:30,064 --> 01:05:30,927 Guys? 777 01:05:54,743 --> 01:05:55,572 Terry! 778 01:06:12,692 --> 01:06:13,762 Terry? Terry? 779 01:06:14,694 --> 01:06:15,833 It's me, buddy. 780 01:06:15,868 --> 01:06:18,526 It's me, it's me, bro, I'm here. 781 01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:21,011 I'm gonna go to the tent, I'm gonna get the med kit, 782 01:06:21,046 --> 01:06:23,358 I'll be right back, okay? 783 01:06:23,393 --> 01:06:25,636 Hang in there, you hold on. 784 01:06:26,706 --> 01:06:27,535 - Run. 785 01:06:32,816 --> 01:06:34,335 [radio crackling] 786 01:06:34,369 --> 01:06:37,924 - Mayday, mayday, this is an emergency, over. 787 01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:41,583 [radio crackling] 788 01:06:41,618 --> 01:06:44,793 Mayday, we need, mayday, we need help. 789 01:06:46,209 --> 01:06:48,280 Can anyone read me, over. 790 01:06:50,109 --> 01:06:51,938 We're 20 kilometers from Bearskin Lake. 791 01:06:51,973 --> 01:06:54,803 We need an emergency medical evac. 792 01:06:58,083 --> 01:06:59,843 Please read me, over. 793 01:07:01,534 --> 01:07:02,777 Do you read me! 794 01:07:02,811 --> 01:07:05,642 There are people dying, over! 795 01:07:05,676 --> 01:07:07,851 [banging] 796 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,169 [hissing] 797 01:07:20,864 --> 01:07:23,349 [tense music] 798 01:07:43,197 --> 01:07:44,060 Fuck. 799 01:07:52,413 --> 01:07:54,656 [rustling] 800 01:08:00,938 --> 01:08:03,182 [growling] 801 01:08:21,925 --> 01:08:24,341 [screeching] 802 01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:45,811 [screeching] 803 01:08:55,338 --> 01:08:57,512 [beeping] 804 01:09:06,797 --> 01:09:08,765 [hissing] 805 01:09:08,799 --> 01:09:11,077 [shouting] 806 01:10:02,784 --> 01:10:04,959 [sobbing] 807 01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:04,190 I don't know who I'm filming this for any more. 808 01:11:07,193 --> 01:11:10,127 I figure maybe someone should know. 809 01:11:18,757 --> 01:11:21,415 Bill, Angie, and Terry are dead. 810 01:11:30,182 --> 01:11:33,841 I'm pretty sure I killed the thing that did it, 811 01:11:33,875 --> 01:11:35,981 I don't know what it was. 812 01:11:41,745 --> 01:11:44,748 I'm hundreds of miles from anywhere. 813 01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:52,100 In case I don't make it, 814 01:11:59,901 --> 01:12:03,733 Jo, I knew the first I saw you, I was a goner. 815 01:12:09,808 --> 01:12:12,397 I could survive the North Pole, 816 01:12:15,261 --> 01:12:18,092 but I was no match for that smile. 817 01:12:27,412 --> 01:12:28,620 Holly, my baby. 818 01:12:35,074 --> 01:12:38,733 My baby girl, I love you, I love you so much 819 01:12:41,564 --> 01:12:43,082 it hurts my heart. 820 01:12:44,118 --> 01:12:46,534 [slow music] 821 01:13:08,729 --> 01:13:12,318 - Video message to daddy, take one. 822 01:13:12,353 --> 01:13:14,700 Hi, daddy, I just wanted to say I love you 823 01:13:14,735 --> 01:13:16,288 and I'll miss you. 824 01:13:16,322 --> 01:13:18,980 Don't be afraid, because I know you're the bravest 825 01:13:19,015 --> 01:13:23,191 and the strongest, and that you're coming home soon. 826 01:13:44,109 --> 01:13:45,179 - Okay, Doug... 827 01:13:51,565 --> 01:13:53,187 ...how do we get home? 828 01:14:06,303 --> 01:14:08,547 [grunting] 829 01:14:25,046 --> 01:14:26,047 Bearskin Lake. 830 01:14:26,082 --> 01:14:28,015 That's where Duncan is. 831 01:14:28,843 --> 01:14:30,293 That's 20 clicks. 832 01:14:32,019 --> 01:14:32,847 Six hours. 833 01:14:53,558 --> 01:14:56,077 [tense music] 834 01:15:00,461 --> 01:15:02,601 [panting] 835 01:15:05,777 --> 01:15:06,605 Fuck. 836 01:15:15,545 --> 01:15:16,960 Go with your gut. 837 01:15:56,206 --> 01:15:57,035 Duncan. 838 01:16:00,176 --> 01:16:01,004 Duncan! 839 01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,664 Duncan, thank god. 840 01:16:10,048 --> 01:16:10,876 Duncan? 841 01:16:13,085 --> 01:16:13,879 [rock music from stereo] 842 01:16:13,914 --> 01:16:14,742 Holy shit! 843 01:16:24,787 --> 01:16:25,615 Oh shit. 844 01:16:31,656 --> 01:16:32,588 Fuck, fuck. 845 01:16:44,116 --> 01:16:46,532 [TV hissing] 846 01:16:55,196 --> 01:16:57,198 - At this point we can't say with any accuracy 847 01:16:57,233 --> 01:16:59,891 what the scope of the attack is. 848 01:17:00,823 --> 01:17:03,411 The initial global air attack 849 01:17:03,446 --> 01:17:06,760 targeted the world's largest and most densely populated 850 01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:09,866 cities and military installations. 851 01:17:09,901 --> 01:17:13,594 New York, Los Angeles, London, Mumbai, Beijing. 852 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:14,491 Get down! 853 01:17:16,114 --> 01:17:18,012 Now, the initial global attack only lasted 854 01:17:18,047 --> 01:17:21,637 97 minutes, but it managed to cripple most of the world, 855 01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:24,812 communication, infrastructure. 856 01:17:24,847 --> 01:17:29,023 All we know is that the attack is of unknown origin. 857 01:17:30,473 --> 01:17:31,957 Not of this world. 858 01:17:32,958 --> 01:17:34,477 Now, the last reports we had 859 01:17:34,511 --> 01:17:37,791 were that several alien aircraft were shot down 860 01:17:37,825 --> 01:17:40,310 by northern military defense forces. 861 01:17:40,345 --> 01:17:43,417 Authorities have been pleading with people 862 01:17:43,451 --> 01:17:46,765 to get as far away from the densely populated urban centers, 863 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,457 to get as far away from them as possible. 864 01:17:49,492 --> 01:17:53,669 And if you managed to escape, and if you can hear me, 865 01:17:55,153 --> 01:17:59,640 if you're out there, if you're out there, good luck. 866 01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:02,160 [tense music] 867 01:18:08,891 --> 01:18:09,995 Major cities. 868 01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:11,928 Jo. 869 01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,139 - [TV] At this point we can't say with any accuracy 870 01:18:16,174 --> 01:18:18,832 what the scope of the attack is. 871 01:18:20,005 --> 01:18:22,490 The initial global air attack targeted 872 01:18:22,525 --> 01:18:25,183 the largest and most densely populated-- 873 01:18:25,217 --> 01:18:26,943 - You gotta be alive. 874 01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:36,090 These will me to the channels. 875 01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:37,678 I'll have to figure it out from there. 876 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:38,990 - [Duncan] Hey! 877 01:18:39,024 --> 01:18:39,853 - Duncan? 878 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:44,720 - What they hell are you doing in my boat? 879 01:18:44,754 --> 01:18:47,136 - It's me, Doug Woods. 880 01:18:47,170 --> 01:18:49,725 - Where's the rest of your crew? 881 01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:51,554 - They're all dead. 882 01:18:51,588 --> 01:18:52,969 - Dead? 883 01:18:53,004 --> 01:18:54,764 What the hell's going on? 884 01:18:54,799 --> 01:18:56,593 - I don't have time to explain, just get on the boat 885 01:18:56,628 --> 01:18:58,285 and we'll talk while we're moving. 886 01:18:58,319 --> 01:18:59,596 - Mr. Woods. 887 01:18:59,631 --> 01:19:01,737 I really need you to get out of my boat. 888 01:19:01,771 --> 01:19:02,772 - Duncan, I'm not arguing with you, 889 01:19:02,807 --> 01:19:04,809 just get on the fucking boat. 890 01:19:04,843 --> 01:19:05,637 - You can just-- 891 01:19:05,671 --> 01:19:08,053 [screeching] 892 01:19:08,951 --> 01:19:09,779 - Fuck. 893 01:19:11,194 --> 01:19:13,645 [screeching] 894 01:19:20,410 --> 01:19:23,310 [boat engine revs] 895 01:19:29,005 --> 01:19:31,421 [screeching] 896 01:19:36,979 --> 01:19:39,395 [screeching] 897 01:19:46,816 --> 01:19:49,060 [shouting] 898 01:20:01,313 --> 01:20:02,142 Checkmate. 899 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:28,720 [boat engine revs] 900 01:20:30,929 --> 01:20:33,345 [slow music] 901 01:21:10,486 --> 01:21:14,662 ["Lonely Gunman" by Jesse Parent] 902 01:21:40,723 --> 01:21:44,244 ♪ There's a place just off the coast ♪ 903 01:21:44,278 --> 01:21:47,005 ♪ In the middle of nowhere 904 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:50,388 ♪ Deep inside the hills 905 01:21:52,148 --> 01:21:56,325 ♪ Sitting silently lives the lonely, the lonely gunman ♪ 906 01:21:58,775 --> 01:22:02,089 ♪ Counting up his kills 907 01:22:02,987 --> 01:22:05,161 ♪ Oh yeah 908 01:22:15,723 --> 01:22:18,934 ♪ When he was young he dreamed of a life ♪ 909 01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:21,937 ♪ Of growing old and happy 910 01:22:21,971 --> 01:22:25,112 ♪ But he was so naive 911 01:22:27,425 --> 01:22:30,635 ♪ 'Cause you can never shoot a gun ♪ 912 01:22:30,669 --> 01:22:33,638 ♪ Pull the trigger 913 01:22:33,672 --> 01:22:37,953 ♪ With your heart on your sleeve ♪ 914 01:22:37,987 --> 01:22:39,955 ♪ Oh no 915 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:49,102 ♪ He's come to terms with a life spent alone ♪ 916 01:22:50,655 --> 01:22:54,831 ♪ No room for love in a heart made of stone ♪ 917 01:22:56,212 --> 01:23:00,803 ♪ He made the choice oh so long ago ♪ 918 01:23:00,837 --> 01:23:05,014 ♪ Between a woman and a smoking gun ♪ 919 01:23:31,799 --> 01:23:35,527 ♪ There was a time he fell in love ♪ 920 01:23:35,562 --> 01:23:38,116 ♪ And he was happy 921 01:23:38,151 --> 01:23:41,947 ♪ With a woman soft and kind 922 01:23:43,570 --> 01:23:46,711 ♪ But every time he closed his eyes ♪ 923 01:23:46,745 --> 01:23:49,576 ♪ And pulled the trigger 924 01:23:49,610 --> 01:23:53,580 ♪ He left a bit of himself behind ♪ 925 01:23:53,614 --> 01:23:55,823 ♪ Oh yeah 926 01:24:06,903 --> 01:24:10,079 ♪ Now he's haunted by the eyes♪ 927 01:24:10,114 --> 01:24:13,117 ♪ Of the lives he's taken 928 01:24:13,151 --> 01:24:17,328 ♪ As they were making their last stands ♪ 929 01:24:18,605 --> 01:24:21,608 ♪ There is no amount of time 930 01:24:21,642 --> 01:24:24,576 ♪ That can wash away 931 01:24:24,611 --> 01:24:28,201 ♪ The blood from his hands 932 01:24:29,167 --> 01:24:31,273 ♪ Oh no 63343

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