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I wonder, you should have been more nervous.

On the contrary.

How you brought a man up the stairs, that impressed me.

I've never discovered such a real way.

You just have to play the piano.

Come on, let's go.

Yeah?

That's going to be the mail.

What a shame.

Ein überraschender Besuch, Schwesterherz. Am Tag vor deiner

Ich meine, die findet doch noch statt, oder?

Klar findet die statt.

Aber es läuft in meiner Bude einfach nicht aus. Während Lorenz überall seinen

Junggesellenabschied feiert.

Wer weiß, was er da treibt.

Ach, da möchtest du es wohl auch noch mal so richtig treiben.

Da kommst du bei uns im Moment richtig.

Bei uns ist seit Tagen so eine nette, versaute Fickseuche in Gang.

Nicht mit mir. Ich will Lorenz treu sein.

Mir kriecht in Zukunft kein fremder Schwanz mehr zwischen die Senkel.

Aber was ich dich noch fragen wollte, können wir den Abschluss der

Hochzeitsparty bei euch feiern?

Bei den Schwiegereltern gibt's zu ethypete.

Das will die Post sein.

Klar könnt ihr bei uns feiern.

Unsere Siegträgerin. Richtig süße, geile Schnecke.

Du wirst auch immer gemeingefährlicher. Mach mir einen Kaffee.

Really? Put yourself on the carpet.

I hope you know what to do.

What kind of number is this?

Nothing special.

I'm just working off our electricity debts.

Yes, ma 'am.

She's just getting you a pay cut from the Pimmel.

Interesting new variant.

be fucked on the table.

There.

You're a good man, with your energy, officer.

Oh!

All right. With the 14 days, too, Schub?

The short number takes up to six days.

In six days I can't get the money.

Then I'll fuck your daughter next time.

Or what about that lady?

That won't work. She's getting married tomorrow.

I don't want to fuck her tomorrow, but now.

I'll ask someone else.

Sister, please be so kind. Go up to the bedroom and ask Isabella if she wants to

fuck someone.

Who's Isabella?

And you don't lurch up again.

Tell me, is it clear that I help you out of the clamp?

Exactly according to my motto, from one tail to the next.

How do you mean that?

Well, do you think we played in the dance floor upstairs, Kurt, Wolfgang and

Upstairs on the table?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Come on, Sister Heart, help me, please.

You're still new to him.

Well, I can't walk on fours.

Thank you.

Mrs. Emershardt, you have 14 days to pay.

Thank you, Mr. Vollstrecke.

Here is your doctor.

Hello, doctor.

May I examine you? My tooth is bothering me.

Well, then show them your baby.

Oh, dear heavens.

It has never been so bad.

How many bones were in there?

Only the rubber tail is to blame. But my mother had so much fun birding me with

it.

Well,

then let's move on.

for a month now.

Can I try it on myself?

Oh,

that's

not a surprise at all. But I can party in my wedding night tomorrow. That's why

I would have liked to be informed.

As you wish.

No.

No.

Thank you for the good intention, but I have to stay true to my fiancé.

You don't believe it at all, how a tail would float in both holes.

However, Iris, if you had the rubber tail there.

Here, it brings it great.

Thank you.

And what about me today?

Oh...

Bleh!

Oh, Isabella!

Isn't mom here yet?

She's busy getting groceries for the wedding.

But you're coming just in time. I'm so excited.

I have two friends downstairs.

Because mom always complains that there are too few men in the house.

Three guys at once?

And then you ask... Can you go down

with that thing in your mouth?

Are you crazy?

Although, I think so, when I pinch the asses together.

Come on, the boys will pull out their eyes.

You'll get the right picture of me right away.

You just have to think sweetly about it.

I'm Isabella. I'm Alex.

Hello. And I'm Fidel.

The thing smells really good.

I hope your things are also standing so well.

Let's not waste any time.

There may be a conversion.

Let's go.

You look so sweet.

Now I'm going to kick you in the leg.

I wish you a lot of muscles.

How about if I suck you both at the same time? Then you only have to change the

position.

Rolf, I think you fucked the snail.

Can I be the next one?

Also with us, with the guest king.

Alex, now dissolution.

Mm hmm.

Ah.

Ah.

What do we start with tonight?

A nice quiz show. A TV joke. A TV joke?

You shouldn't think you're always sharp.

Well, even an always sharp is not always sharp.

Then the ladies should think of birds again.

Well, I'm already quite empty -handed.

Well, great.

Best of all, we'll catch up on a long night of sleepy tails.

Does no one have a great game that makes tired men happy?

Exactly. We don't need a TV quiz.

We do our own thing. It's called, who rides on my tail?

Riesig, the men get their eyes tied up and have to guess which women have their

tail broken.

Yes, that can be a hard thing.

But for that we need a tail that... So?

I can still get a stiff one.

Hey, hands off.

There are no keys.

Otherwise it would be too easy.

I would have recognized it that way.

The flame has really grown in my heart.

Mom?

You should have thought about it a little more.

That's not a real fake, just a game.

Just a game?

Yes. Then I can answer it.

So, she tries to irritate me, but I guess also

her.

Also, diese Fotze ist mir neu. Das kann doch nur die keusche Gudrun sein.

Actually, there is only one left.

Holblin's girlfriend is still hot.

And next comes Mr. Immer Scharf personally.

Schade, Schatz. Ich hätte gerne erlebt, wie wir dich vollpissen.

I have a dream.

It's my daughter.

Dream, old lady.

If everyone's right, where's the fun with the punishment?

That? That's the one who wailed at him.

Good run.

Dagmar? Oh, no lawyer.

That's right.

And what do you do with a man who doesn't recognize the married Möse?

Tickle. What else? As Isabel said.

Yes, come on, marriage group.

And you all come with me to the bathroom.

Here you hear your father.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm ready. I'm ready too.

Auch von mir herzliche Uringrüße.

Ja.

Ja.

Ja.

Yes, that's right, Patti. One of the specialties of the house. Yes, that's

right. That made me think.

Maybe it's out of our heroes to get something out of it.

And this, you perverse woman, must have been horny too. You want to fuck me now.

Yes, you are a horny bitch.

Nanu, where are the grumpy dogs?

They have gone crazy.

There is a padlock.

They went for a drink for relaxation.

These jerks.

Oh, Isabella. I'm sure she'll get a nice one now.

Oh,

my

foot burns.

Oh, God, something has to happen.

Give me your change and I'll do it for you. And Isabella should fuck me.

That's right.

Then we'll show them that it can be done without these blind men.

Go ahead, Mom. Just go ahead.

Mama, help!

Help! Oh, that's Bea's voice.

Get up, you jerk!

You, a drunkard!

I'll play along.

I'll dress you.

Get your tail out,

you jerk!

Oh, you too.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Help!

Help! Oh,

you're choking.

What's going on? Why are you screaming for help?

The midwives have kidnapped us.

It's Danny.

And that's Alex. What's wrong with you?

You know these cool guys?

I know them too well. They were born together.

Why didn't you go home?

We knocked them out and then they invited us. But not to whine, but to

conversation. Whining is also a conversation.

You look great with your braids.

You can put the two rags in your ass.

A beloved tea.

Because if not, my ass is taboo.

But that you have earned a fine, that's obvious to you. Yes, and which one?

We are telling you that you won't get one up so quickly.

Or we'll show you where we have witnesses.

My witnesses.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ah, I have a bomb idea!

That would be a mess from the enemy.

Don't ask, understand.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, come on.

Come on, let's do both.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, come.

Oh, yeah, yes, go back.

Yeah. Oh,

my God.

Yeah,

come, give them some gains left.

Thank you very much for the donation.

It serves a good cause.

This is how we join our branches.

When Isabella and Gudrun join us.

Are you popular?

With pleasure.

With great pleasure.

oh oh

And you are condemned to watch us.

Hopefully you will be so horny that your sacks will burst.

What the hell is that?

You are a holy fucking drama, do you know that?

Are you coming?

You wanted to stay true to Lorenz.

You're just fucking someone else and you're not getting fucked yourself.

Right. I'm not getting fucked myself anymore.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

this is awesome.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's a good thing.

Wow.

Yes, look, he's just standing there on his own.

I don't think you can use that to look.

Good thing she got rid of it beforehand. Otherwise, she might still have her

pistons in there.

But that doesn't make me very happy either.

Oh, this dog's son really pisses me off.

Where did he get a piston so quickly?

I think mine has something similar.

Damn it.

Why am I doing this?

I really want to stay three.

That's higher violence.

You can't do anything about it.

Higher violence?

Well, then I'm relieved.

Oh, yes. That's what I like best.

The last part was not a hearing test, but voluntary.

Do you have to end it?