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Okay, so do you know why I called you into my office?

No, not really.

Well, I feel like you're very flippant about school and your schoolwork and

being responsible about it.

I mean, so?

Like, school doesn't really matter that much?

School doesn't really matter that much?

Yeah.

What do you think you're going to do in life?

Never mind. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Okay.

So, school does matter.

But, you know, I've been

wondering how you've been passing, how these teachers have passed you and

you and passed you when you're doing so poorly in my class and giving

zero effort.

I don't know. They just like me, I guess.

They like you? Yeah.

Sir.

They like you.

Yeah, I don't know.

Like, I seem to be passing, so I'm just guessing here.

Guessing? Yeah.

I looked at your test scores.

They were horrible.

Yeah, I guess that would make sense. I haven't really been showing up a lot.

Well, I did some digging as to how you're getting passed by all the

There was, um, there was actually, like, you've been failed by one teacher last

year.

He just so happened to be a male teacher. The rest were all female.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, bro's kind of a dick.

So, again, I'm going to ask you how you're passing these courses with these

teachers. I don't know. Like, we just have a conversation, you know.

We talk after class, and I don't know. I guess everything seems fine. Like, they

like me and stuff.

They like you?

I mean, yeah. I don't know. All right. You know, you can cut the shit.

What do you mean, cut the shit? I did some digging.

Okay.

Are you going to be honest with me or not?

I'm giving you a chance right now to be honest with me.

I mean, I guess we made a little deal.

Yeah,

I've heard about your deal.

Oh? Yeah.

Hopefully good, though, right?

Hopefully, yeah.

With a head that big, you would think your brain would matter.

I mean, I'm gone. You don't really need it, but, you know.

Yeah, maybe we can make a similar deal.

I was actually, you know, quite curious about this deal that you're making with

all of these teachers.

And I wanted to try it out for myself.

So it is good.

Well, I don't know. I'll be the judge of that.

I mean, yeah.

You know, it's going to cost you.

It's going to cost me?

Yeah. You know, maybe I can work something out with my grades.

You know, you're sitting on the other side of the table, sir.

I mean, hey, you did say you were curious.

I am curious.

That's fine. I'll pass the grade.

All right. But it has to be grade A dick.

I mean, yeah, I mean, it's working so far.

Hmm.

And, uh... Yeah, all right.

All secrets are safe.

Yeah, of course. I don't say anything.

This is quite nice.

Thank you.

Oh, really?

So far you've earned yourself a B. A B, huh?

I mean, that's B and A.

You gotta work for it.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God, I feel so good.

Yes.

But you have to maintain it throughout the rest of the semester.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

With, like, a little deal or, you know?

Yeah, we can make a deal.

All right. Perfect.

All right.

Once a week, I'll see you back here. All right. Sounds good to me. Okay.

Now, run along. Be a good student. All right.