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Annie couldn't be more mad at me.
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Fuck me. Let's try it again.
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Yeah, maybe she's as mad
as a cut fucking fuck.
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Yeah, maybe she's as mad as a fucking cu--
Sorry.
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Take it again. This is good shit.
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What do you want to chat about, sir?
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Oh, so fucking much. Come on, son.
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Cut!
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- 0Old school, baby.
- Come on.
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- Old school.
- I'm good at this shit.
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Smells like apples.
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So right, just around there. Okay.
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Cut!
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- That's a great tie.
- Thank you.
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Do they come in men's?
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Give me a kiss.
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Let's go, guys, take number one.
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It worked, Dad.
He's alive, I don't know why I looked up.
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'Cause you know me so well.
And I'm falling.
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Do you want to get that?
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Fuck, no.
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- Hey. Nice.
- Fuck you.
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Hey, Deep-a-reno.
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Cut!
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You take them from the front,
I'll come in from behind.
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- This guy...
- Whenever you want.
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- This is sad for me.
- Fuck.
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Well, this fucking chafes,
but I'm willing to go down to two... Fuck.
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We play fucking rugby in New Zealand.
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You got it! You got it!
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Mom?
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She got it.
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Mal!
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Cut!
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He hasn't triggered
any of the motion sensors.
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- What the fuck is my line?
- Cut.
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Probably not in the building.
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Fuck me. Why can't I do this?
Okay, one more time.
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- All right, here we go.
- Will he call me by a fun nickname?
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Like Little Hughie, or Little Penis Man.
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- Or like Penis.
- Like Little Petite Penise.
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- Like Little Penis Man.
- I'd say we got that.
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Buck naked.
I have half a mind to go full female...
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It's time for my warm-ups.
I'm gonna do this.
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Oh, my God.
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Cut. Perfect. Here we go.
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I'm sorry, I totally thought
you meant something else.
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We'll get a restraining...
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Jigaly, jiggly!
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Are you fucking kidding?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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- You're in the movie, buddy.
- Cut. One more.
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Fuck, mosquito!
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When I was ten, he tried to smother me.
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Fuck.
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When I was ten, he tried to smother me.
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- What's going on?
- Sorry.
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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
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All right, we got this.
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Don't fuck with me.
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- Shit.
- Were you supposed to do that?
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- I'm sorry.
- Cut.
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I'm sorry, the elevator was out.
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I'm sorry, that probably looks weird.
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Did you know I killed Translucent?
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- Fuck.
- I blew up his whole butt.
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Oh, fuck!
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Hey, back off,
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or I'll stick this dick where
you shouldn't stick your dick,
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stick this dick where it used to be.
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Sorry, sorry.
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The only reason I'm really here
is to have a good blooper reel.
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Shit.
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This is your phone.
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- And here we go.
- Phone!
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- This is good shit.
- This is great.
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- What a scene.
- What a scene.
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Cut!
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