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Annie couldn't be more mad at me.

Fuck me. Let's try it again.

Yeah, maybe she's as mad as a cut fucking fuck.

Yeah, maybe she's as mad as a fucking cu-- Sorry.

Take it again. This is good shit.

What do you want to chat about, sir?

Oh, so fucking much. Come on, son.

Cut!

- 0Old school, baby. - Come on.

- Old school. - I'm good at this shit.

Smells like apples.

So right, just around there. Okay.

Cut!

- That's a great tie. - Thank you.

Do they come in men's?

Give me a kiss.

Let's go, guys, take number one.

It worked, Dad. He's alive, I don't know why I looked up.

'Cause you know me so well. And I'm falling.

Do you want to get that?

Fuck, no.

- Hey. Nice. - Fuck you.

Hey, Deep-a-reno.

Cut!

You take them from the front, I'll come in from behind.

- This guy... - Whenever you want.

- This is sad for me. - Fuck.

Well, this fucking chafes, but I'm willing to go down to two... Fuck.

We play fucking rugby in New Zealand.

You got it! You got it!

Mom?

She got it.

Mal!

Cut!

He hasn't triggered any of the motion sensors.

- What the fuck is my line? - Cut.

Probably not in the building.

Fuck me. Why can't I do this? Okay, one more time.

- All right, here we go. - Will he call me by a fun nickname?

Like Little Hughie, or Little Penis Man.

- Or like Penis. - Like Little Petite Penise.

- Like Little Penis Man. - I'd say we got that.

Buck naked. I have half a mind to go full female...

It's time for my warm-ups. I'm gonna do this.

Oh, my God.

Cut. Perfect. Here we go.

I'm sorry, I totally thought you meant something else.

We'll get a restraining...

Jigaly, jiggly!

Are you fucking kidding?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- You're in the movie, buddy. - Cut. One more.

Fuck, mosquito!

When I was ten, he tried to smother me.

Fuck.

When I was ten, he tried to smother me.

- What's going on? - Sorry.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

All right, we got this.

Don't fuck with me.

- Shit. - Were you supposed to do that?

- I'm sorry. - Cut.

I'm sorry, the elevator was out.

I'm sorry, that probably looks weird.

Did you know I killed Translucent?

- Fuck. - I blew up his whole butt.

Oh, fuck!

Hey, back off,

or I'll stick this dick where you shouldn't stick your dick,

stick this dick where it used to be.

Sorry, sorry.

The only reason I'm really here is to have a good blooper reel.

Shit.

This is your phone.

- And here we go. - Phone!

- This is good shit. - This is great.

- What a scene. - What a scene.

Cut!