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Julianne. Yes.

All the years you've been in the business, how much do you think you've

ballpark, on wardrobe?

I don't know.

Enough to buy a car?

Oh, yes.

Now I'm just trying to figure out what to wear.

But it's all a write -off, though.

It is.

It's a write -off, yeah.

I definitely, I would say 99 % of what I purchase is nothing

I would wear, like, every day of my life.

It has a place.

You've been in how long now?

Since 92.

92.

What would Julianne 2017 tell Julianne 1992?

What advice would she give her?

You don't have to buy the really expensive wardrobe because you're only

wear it once.

That's good as far as wardrobe. Maybe twice.

But as far as set etiquette or just... It's not going to make you a bigger star

at the end of the day.

Okay, as far as wardrobe is concerned, but I'm talking about as far as everyday

dealings with people in the industry.

Be nice to everybody on the way up because they're the same people you're

to see on the way down.

That's really good advice. And I'm not saying that means that you have to take

people's BS. If somebody's giving you BS, stand up for yourself, but you can

it in a way...

that makes it look like you just have boundaries and that you're not actually

just nasty.

There's sort of a difference between boundaries and bitch. There really is.

So being in the industry as long as you've had, it feels like I've asked you

this question before. Probably.

Probably.

Can you tell when a new girl comes in if she's going to have the willpower to

last, if she's going to be around a long time? Can you tell pretty certain upon

first working with her?

No, sometimes there's ones that I think you're not built for this and they stick

it out. But I think that they end up never still really being built for it.

I don't mean their body, but people want to be like, oh, your job's not tough at

all.

You just have to later, you know, whatever it is people want to say that's

derogatory in reality, it is a tough job. And it's a tough job for a lot of

reasons.

And sometimes I see in a girl that she's not... I think

you either have to be very open sexually and free with your sexuality in order

to do this job, or you have to be...

somebody who's sort of artistic and likes to push boundaries.

If you don't have either of those qualities or any of those qualities, I

you're probably not cut out for it. If you're just doing it for the money and

it's a struggle for you to do it, it's really not the right job. But sometimes

those girls end up with long careers, and it does end up surprising me.

I've been doing this.

as long as you, but I'm sure you can agree that. It's surprising when girls

flake or show up late all the time, or mostly flake, they get, they're the ones

who get booked a lot.

Seemingly. Are we counting the fact that they get rebooked so it looks like

they've been booked twice now?

True, true.

Yeah, I guess. I do agree that it seems that sometimes the ones that are the

most unreliable seem to get the better perks.

Yes. Like if you're really reliable, you're going to get the 8 a .m. call

not the noon call time, which you would think that if you were like a favorite,

that maybe they would give you like the spot that you would really like. But no,

you almost get punished for being the reliable one, the good one.

Don't worry about it. We'll just put Julia in that spot because we know this

going to happen. It's a no -brainer.

spot, okay? I want the nice spot. I want the one where I get to sleep in a

little bit.

But that just shows, to me, that just shows that you're, like you said,

reliable. Right. But my bonus for reliability is to actually somewhat get

punished by getting all the things that the person who's not reliable, they're

going to cater that person in the hopes that they're going to show up.

Yeah. Yeah. I see that. Yeah. I totally agree with that.

Totally agree.

All right, ready to do this? I am ready to do this, my friend.

Can we see that booty, please?

No? Should we save it for later?

You don't? Okay.

We'll save it for later. We'll save it for later. I like my titties.

There we go.

I think I'm like a lot of women where I'm like, I don't like my butt and legs.

Look at my cleavage.

All right, let's do this.

What's happening?

What's happening? What's good?

What's doing?

How you doing? You can see what I'm doing.

Are you doing the same thing? I'm the pervy, creepy cameraman that just sits

there and holds and watches.

That lives vicariously through male talent.

Yeah, I'd really like to be fucking Julianne.

My job.

Wait, can I just tell you one thing? I could never do your job, dude.

I could never walk onto different sets and fuck different people.

People have no idea how hard it is being male talent. Yeah, it's very mental.

I like the fact that so many people out there have this false sense of the women

are being tossed around, but really, the guys, the guys are the ones that are

so, for lack of a better term, victimized.

They're the ones getting their ass beat, too.

Everything's on the line, physically and emotionally, and, you know, as far

as...

Speaking of being victimized, are you ready to ejaculate, sir?

I think the good doctor is going to call for an ejaculation. I am.

I need to victimize you slightly further.

I must drain your scrotum.

Beautiful work.

Fuck fucking yeah.

Right on.

You jerked off.

You want to shower up?

I am going to go shower up. All right, let's get you in the shower. Thanks,

girl.

So that's what shooting a legend and a pro is like.

Oh, stop.

Don't be humble.

I think this means that you've been here a really long time. Thirteen years,

yeah.

Thirteen long years. Thirteen?

Yeah. No, not me.

Not me. Oh, you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah,

I think legend just means, oh, you're still doing this.

No, I mean, you can't do something you like for a long time if you're not good

at it.

I mean, 25 years is a long time I've been doing anything.

It's true.

If you're not good at it, people see through it. It's true.

You and I laughed at this a lot. I was just happy that I was able to work with

you today.

And we booked this theme. We haven't had our ABM Awards yet.

It was before January, before our awards show.

And then when the award show happened, he won Best Movie Timeline.

And I felt very validated about my decision.

Do you think you had a hand in that?

What? Do you think you had a hand in that?

In what?

In winning AVM New Performer?

No, I don't think I had a hand in that.

I'd only worked with him once.

But, again,

you know, he's got all those things.

You know, no drama.

if I can be around, no ego, just doing his thing, being

pleasant, professional, and going about his business. And that's what we should

be celebrating.

There you go.

I got it right here.

You deny me the honor of giving you a towel.

Let's try that again.

There you go. All right,

Julia, we'll see you.

Did you have fun today?

I did have fun today. You want to come back?

Of course I want to come back.

Bye.