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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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? ?
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- Well,
back to the daily grind.
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[chuckles]
- Yep.
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Cash the unemployment check,
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buy a beer, drink it,
fall asleep on the couch.
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Still can't seem to get ahead.
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- Yep.
[chuckles]
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[tires skidding]
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Whoa.
Check it out, Beavis.
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It's a free couch.
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- Whoa, that's cool.
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[both chuckling]
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Lucky day.
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- Whoa.
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This is so much cooler
than our couch.
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- Yeah, it looks like
nobody's ever fallen asleep
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and peed on it.
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Not even once!
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- If we had this couch
in our apartment,
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we could finally start
inviting chicks over and stuff.
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- And then they'll want
to sit on our couch.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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- Yeah.
[chuckles]
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And then sit on me.
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[both chuckling]
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- Yeah, cool.
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I'll take this end.
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- OK.
[chuckles]
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- And you take that end.
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- Uh, no.
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[chuckles]
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- Oh. [chuckles]
Really?
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That sucks.
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[straining]
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- Hurry up already, dumbass.
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- Oh, God.
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- Welcome to my micro cabin.
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- [chuckles]
Welcome to my micro cabin.
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[chuckles]
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It's where I keep
my micro penis.
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- Wait a minute.
That's his house?
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Oh, boy.
[chuckles]
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- He's like, I wanna feel
like I'm living in my car,
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but not be able
to actually go anywhere.
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[both chuckling]
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- This mailbox is actually a
kids' lunchbox from the 1960s.
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I was out cruising around
looking for a mailbox.
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- I was out cruising around,
looking for a mailbox for it.
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And I saw a little
kid going to school,
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and I said, uh,
that lunchbox is mine now.
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Run along.
[chuckles]
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You can find another lunchbox.
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I need this for the
shipping crate I live in.
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[chuckles]
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- It'll double the size
of my home.
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[chuckling] Yeah, in all
seriousness, though, Butt-Head,
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I don't think
he's ever gonna score.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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- Nope.
[chuckles]
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- Because of the added room
because of the pop top.
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- When he meets girls,
he's like,
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come on back to my house,
baby.
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You can stand all the way up.
[chuckles]
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
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Chicks are probably
like, uh, glasses-on-hat guy,
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I wanna score with you
back at your house.
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And he's like, hmm, well,
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I'm gonna have
to measure you first.
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[both chuckling]
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- You can bang your head
on the ceiling,
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and then you can bang me.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, but hurry up,
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because we only have
15 minutes of air.
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[chuckles]
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There's probably not enough
room for you,
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me, and my boner,
so one of us
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is going to have
to wait outside.
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[chuckles]
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And I'm thinking me.
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[chuckles]
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- I have my kitchen area.
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- Yeah, maybe
I can set the mood
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by heating up
some canned food for you.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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Maybe a little Chef Boyardee.
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I put the D in Chef Boyardee.
[chuckles]
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And magnets, oh,
I got 'em, yeah.
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[chuckles]
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[couch scraping on ground]
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- [straining]
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[groans]
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- Hey, baby.
Check out what we're doing.
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[chuckles]
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- Are you moving?
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- Yeah, no one peed
on this couch. [chuckles]
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- You're finally leaving.
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Tonight,
I am bringing friends over
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and we are having a party
to celebrate.
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This is fantastic.
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- Whoa.
Did you hear that?
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She's gonna come back
with a bunch of chicks
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and party with us.
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This couch is working
even better than I thought.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, we better
get it up the stairs fast.
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- And then we'll get it up.
[chuckles]
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- That's right.
[chuckles]
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Nothing to it but to do it.
[chuckles]
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[Butt-Head humming]
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[Beavis straining]
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- Come on, Beavis.
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You're making me
do all the work.
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[Beavis groans]
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- Um, Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
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- Yeah?
Uh, what?
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- Oh, this is really heavy.
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Like, can we take a rest
for a second?
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- Uh, sure.
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I've been resting for,
like, five minutes.
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[chuckles]
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Feels good to take a load off.
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- Ah!
No!
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[Beavis screaming]
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- Nice job, dumbass.
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You dropped it.
- [groaning]
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OK, OK.
Here's my idea.
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We pull the couch up
with this string.
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- Whoa.
That's a good idea, asswipe.
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- Yeah, make sure
you tie it really tight.
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Like with a knot, you know?
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- Shut up, Beavis.
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I know what I'm doing.
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[chuckles]
Just take this here.
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Rabbit goes around the tree.
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Just tighten this.
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- OK, is the string tied
to the couch?
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- Beavis, you dumbass,
your dumb string doesn't work.
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It tied me up or something.
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- I think if you unwrap it
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from around your butt or
something, and then, like-
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- Beavis, get down here
and untie your dumb string.
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- OK.
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[head clanking]
Um, give me a second.
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I think my head's caught
in the railing.
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I can't get it out.
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- I don't care.
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- Nah, don't worry.
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This happened all the time
when I was a kid.
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You just have to come up here
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and put peanut butter
on my ears.
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- Damn it. I'm gonna come
up there and kick your ass.
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[Butt-Head groans]
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- Ah! Butt-Head, help!
Ah!
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Ah!
- Oh, no.
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Uh-
- Ah!
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Butt-Head!
Ah, no!
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- Damn it, Beavis.
Look what you did.
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- [screaming]
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- Oh.
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- [pants]
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That's better.
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Are my ears still on?
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- Beavis, I'm gonna kill you.
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[chuckles]
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- [sighs] We can't get the
couch up the steps, Butt-Head.
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- Uh, yeah, I know.
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- Well, I guess some guys
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just aren't meant to have a
cool couch and-
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and to have chicks
come sit on it
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and maybe sit
on their schlongs.
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- No, Beavis.
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Shut up.
[chuckles]
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This is our one chance
to score with Donna
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and her dumb friends.
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[slow inspiring music]
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And that's only the beginning.
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After we score with them,
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we're gonna move up
to chicks who are even hotter
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because chicks will, like,
know we do it.
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[chuckles]
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Beavis, we are going to get
that couch in our apartment.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah! Yeah, Butt-Head!
Yeah, let's do it!
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Yeah!
[chuckles]
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- That's right, Beavis.
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Let's do this.
- Yeah!
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[both grunting]
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- Yeah.
[grunting]
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[triumphant music]
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- We did it.
OK, wait.
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Now, just gonna
unlock the door.
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[Beavis screams]
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- We can do it, Beavis.
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- Yeah, let's go.
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[both grunting]
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? ?
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- Easy does it.
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- Almost there.
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[both chuckling]
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We did it!
Yeah, we finally did it.
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[both sigh]
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Oh, boy.
[chuckles]
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Um.
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Um, Butt-Head, um,
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I think we're
in the wrong apartment.
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[chuckles]
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- Uh-oh, yeah.
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[triumphant music]
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[both grunting]
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[objects clattering loudly]
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? ?
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[both grunt]
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[wood creaking]
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- We did it, Butt-Head.
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Now, we're finally gonna score.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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- Yep.
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All we gotta do
is wait for the chicks.
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[chuckles]
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- I am so happy
those two losers moved out.
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You can't believe what
a relief it is that
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they're finally-[gasps]
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Goddamn it!
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What did they do
to my apartment?
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Oh, damn it!
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- Uh, we're not gonna score.
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[chuckles]
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- Yep.
[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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- These guys are unbelievable!
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[indistinct shouting]
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[rock music]
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? ?
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[chiming noises]
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- Chirp.
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