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Let's try the merchandise.

Good.

Strawberry or vanilla? Vanilla.

Ha! Overwhelming.

You are exaggerating a little with The dark glasses, right, Tim?

It seems that the mafia attacks again.

I thought it would be better if They won't see us together.

I don't know what you are talking about.

Don't get superior to me After all these years, friend.

Just because you work in advertising And I am only a vulgar van driver.

You could also have problems for using the van for private works.

Don't be silly.

Look, I'm going to carry this little lot To the coast for the weekend

and sell a couple of hundreds of kilos of ice cream.

Well now if I can fix a nice weekend at the same time.

Yes, thanks, Fred.

Where is?

She is standing there now.

Ah, Lulu.

Lulu. Your mobile love nest.

You and you deidre You will be very comfortable with this, Tim.

Let's take a look inside.

Entrez

Get a little, Tim. Get out.

Follow me.

Here we are.

Do you like it?

Well yes, I know, Fred, but ... It's all quality, you know.

Check out.

It is solid.

It is built as a ship.

Well, of course, first Find your sea legs first.

I mean, all equipped is Regardless of the cost, you know, Tim.

My brother -in -law felt proud.

I was surprised to accept rent it at such a low cost.

Oh Fred, I thank you.

No, no, look, don't melinterpretos.

The thing is...

Well, Deidre and me, never We have the opportunity to be alone.

His mother is always there.

Oh, this will be your great Opportunity then, right?

Yes, it will certainly do it, Fred.

Only we two.

Deidre and me.

And Lulu, of course.

The beach.

Warm summer afternoon.

Deidre will sleep down there.

I guess you will sleep In the car, right?

Of course. What do you think I am?

Deidre is a very pleasant girl.

Yes of course.

It's just that your mother doesn't ... He believes that I am good enough for her.

But after this weekend, he will not do any Difference, Fred, because we will be committed.

Congratulations anyway, Tim.

Thanks, Fred.

I hope you are very happy.

Yes, my brother -in -law did A bit of proposing in this caravan.

In one way or another.

Well, we better order, I suppose,

Before picking up Deidre.

Yes, now look, Tim, that's Your tab of the dishes.

This is your dining room.

Here you are.

You have all the comforts.

Like a house, you see.

Sid used to leave almost Every weekend in this thing.

Then the child arrived And they married.

Then the child arrived And they married.

I hadn't done it.

Now, um,

Five pounds for the caravan, right?

Three, four, five, there.

...

And gasoline money.

Yeah.

Well, that's all So right? Yeah.

...

We better start.

What did you say was the the name of the store?

Madame Florence.

Madame Florence.

Mother!

Tim is here!

Good night, Ms. Deidre.

Good night, Alison.

Excuse me.

It is crazy.

Oh, dear.

Thank you, sir.

Dear.

Oh, dear.

I brought it.

Oh, Timmy.

Oh, it's puree.

Think about how good we can have.

Miss ... Miss Deidre.

Cube for number one.

Hello, Hello, Hello.

A facial treatment?

UM, this is Fred Scrumpton.

Fred, Deidre.

Hello.

How are you?

Fred will take us to the caravan site.

Yes, the young Timmy He dies for trying.

In ... caravan, I mean.

Good,

Let's go, do you want? But, mother.

...

Yes, we better say goodbye to mom.

Oh, Timmy, I'm very sorry.

Deidre?

Are you there?

There you are, Timothy.

...

Is she coming too?

I mean, is it, um, it's your mother

Do you come too?

Oh,

And Gaylord, too.

Oh definitely.

Isn't it pretty?

They know who they like.

It is Mom's mucus.

Mom's mucus.

And now what?

Nice taste, Mrs.

Bell? Hell leaves, Forgive the glove.

My name is Fred Scrumpton.

Ah, yes.

I am taking these two lovely young people to the

coast for the weekend, and I'm Very happy that you come with us.

Let me, Mrs. Bell.

Oh, ta.

I hope Timothy gets to work.

I don't feel like going to look for The campsite after dusk.

...

Main switch on again.

That deidre is the best.

Oh, ta.

Here is a real home on wheels,

Mrs. Bell.

A painting hand could be good.

You will find that it is very Comfortable inside, a true Lulu.

Lulu? Lulu

It is an ice cream van.

Very high class ice cream, Mrs. Bell.

Oh, this is just what the doctor prescribed,

With all the neighbors looking.

I thought you said it was a Luxury weekend, Timothy.

It has a very comfortable back seat, Mrs. Bell.

Oh, I have already filled my mean.

Take, Tim.

Teach the girls your advertising trick.

Oh, no, Fred. No, there are too many people.

Oh, come on, Tim.

He is the brightest boy of our Advertising Department, Mrs. Bell.

They expect great things Timmy, you know.

How elegant.

Come on, then, Tim.

Very good, Fred. Come on, Deidre. Take a pull.

Does not make "bang", TRUE? No, no, no.

Pull down.

This? Ajá

Rich, rich, rich, yum on the teeth and around

Gums Yum, Scrummy, Yummy, Yum care, belly, here comes

Ah, creak noise, that.

It sounds like Billy Cotton's alarm.

I had never heard such a vile chapter.

Let's turn on the radio And let's hear the meteorological part.

Yeah.

A reports from traffic on vacation congestioning the roads at Lund's exit.

In Exeter, traffic on the ring road is He informed to be at a complete dead point.

Long lines of vehicles reported in Guildford, Rygat,

Maidstone and Chelmsford.

It is us.

It could be stuck for hours.

What are we going to do then?

Well, it's very simple.

We will avoid all that traffic.

We will take the road b link to Canterbury and then south.

It is bread eaten.

Much more beautiful to drive, too.

Take the next to the left, Fred.

I am easy.

I wonder where we would be Now without your shortcut, Timofey.

Shoot

It is a forest.

...

It seems that we are a bit lost.

Eh, what is that?

Have we already arrived?

Well, not exactly, no.

I'm not going to risk back This lot in the dark, Tim.

Thank you very much, Timofey.

It's an adventure, right?

Well, I don't know, But I'm going to the caravan.

Do you lend me your Mac?

Oh

Take.

Let's get you out of the rain before You start kissing you, do you care?

Oh, isn't Pokey?

Come on, Baylord.

Oh, Timmy.

It is so intimate.

There will be no intimacy here tonight.

Thank you, sir.

I am exhausted.

Good night, Mr. Scuffy.

Good night, Timofey.

Shut up, Baylord.

Mom comes.

Well, I better change me, I guess.

There is not much space.

Tim.

I will go first.

Alright.

Here is your Mac.

That's ... Thank you.

I don't believe much in your bed.

I don't care, love,

provided it is out of the air current.

I don't want to enter the war ax.

It is not exactly what he had planned.

Oh look.

This is life, I suppose.

For you it is fine.

If there was ever a path so that the Magi would return home ...

Let's not be greedy.

Good night, police.

Good night, friend.

Timmy!

Close those doors, please! Oh, corks.

...

This bank is so hard Like the devil's heart.

Where have we arrived?

Oh

Something like that.

Those types must have They started very early.

Our Lord Gay, wants his bricks up.

Will have it.

Will have it.

Will have it.

Keep it on. In a minute.

Good morning, mom.

There you are, honey.

Ah, Boojum, you are the frozen limit.

Why didn't you pick your hair?

I was very tired, mom.

I thought you had been Front with his young man.

And what you can see In him, I will never know.

I have slept very well.

Mother,

Where is the .., bathroom? I don't know.

I was going to have a Bob in the bushes.

Is in one of those cabinets, should take a look.

Peeping Tim, huh?

I thought you were behind the wheel.

No, I just woke up.

Uh, Fred is doing good weather.

You must have a clear road.

Violet sweets La-Da-dee-Da-dee-Dum Fred Scraton.

...

Yes, it must be in the ...

Covered everywhere.

Good morning, O.

Tim Chico has his foot This morning, huh, girls?

Eh, Tim?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

They have kidnapped us!

They have kidnapped us!

Aid!

Aid!

I think the machinist Do not demonstrate your ignorance.

What are we doing on a train,

Can I ask?

Oh when we left last night,

We were close to a railroad.

I was so wet and dark that we had Having driven right in a flat truck.

Ah, I see.

I knew there was something Behind this brilliant idea of ​​yours,

But I didn't think It was units in the trains.

Yes, well, the question is, Where are we? In Sussex.

It doesn't look much like Like folkestone for me.

It could be Sussex.

Sussex?

I have been for all Sussex, nothing similar.

Remember, we have been driving all night, Tim.

It could be Lancashire, it could be Devon.

Oh, lovely.

Once I met a sailor Plymouth boy once.

Thank you for telling me, I was happy for the day.

Take, what is that? It is French.

...

So why hit it in England?

Maybe it's the French week.

Somehow it seems different.

Inclined.

We are in France.

But we can't, I have no license.

I mean, passport.

France, oh, that is your game.

I guess if I hadn't been here,

You would have sold me Gymnasium to a white slave from here.

Now look here, I had More idea than you.

We were in France.

All of you, inclined.

Hey, we are stopping.

Are we?

I guess I must dress, mom.

I think I'll put myself Something continental.

I don't feel like getting anything.

I am a shave.

Shave?

Don't you understand the mess in which you have put me, Tim?

As?

We are in the stream, Friend, and without a rowing.

We are trapped in the middle of Europe No papers for the car, without passports,

No currency,

And the old knot on fire chattering in shorthand.

Yes, they speak.

And you will have to do Talk too, friend,

If you are not there to I work Monday morning.

That is the day after tomorrow, In case you have forgotten.

If I'm not back with that damn band,

I could stay here and join the foreign legion.

You and the foreign legion.

Look, none of your dirty French tricks.

Shut up, Gaylord.

Take us back to Folkestone.

As?

The common is you.

Take us back to folkestone,

If not, I will write to British Railways.

That has become something.

First they take you Where don't you want to go,

And then the rates are still uploading.

You have to come with me, Madame.

I will not go with you.

You will have to learn to control you, French.

You will not catch me by putting my Nose outside this caravan today.

It is prohibited Travel in the merchandise car.

Where are your tickets?

Tickets? I will give you tickets.

I will put Gaylord against you.

Blessed mirror cannot see anything.

Deirdre,

Mom wants you to wear something more substantial with all this around.

Oh mom.

Yes, mom.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Boss, please.

...

Boss?

Oui, Charlie, Suite Tout.

Good.

Now, we can only do one thing.

That is to fill it with gasoline and belt for the coast.

Belt for the coast?

How do you know where you are going?

We could get anywhere.

What do you think, Timmy?

Well, the coast is at Left while you go up, Franz.

Oh, well, how We know what the way is?

I will use my watch as a compass.

You? Yeah.

Yes, yes, I know.

Well, I had already thought about that,

But we still need gasoline And that and some food.

Now.

Well, three, there are 12.

They say the woman always pays.

Chico, it's not Pharisee.

They are 17. Is that all you have?

Yes. What have you done With the rest, then?

I gave it to you, Do you remember? Ah, yes.

Well, then there are 18.

All we have to do is change them In French francs and we leave.

...

Yes, well, I was going to say that.

It is probably that man again.

Pursues me. Do not answer.

You have to learn.

A pair of openings in uniform.

And now what? We will have We will have to let them in.

Your tickets, please.

Deidre

Well, you'll see, we don't have.

Isn't it nonsense?

Without tickets, huh? 252 francs.

Nouveau.

...

ALORS, Combien de Voitures et Quatre Billets d'Aveurs et de Bernets? Good.

Good.

...

Your change, Monsieur.

17 Franks.

17 Franks.

How much are 17 francs?

Oh, it's around a pound.

A pound? That is your money lost, the money of the lost girl,

And there is only one pound from mine.

You won't let Let him go with his.

Leave it. Let's go from Before we lose the van.

Isn't it pretty?

And now, my report.

Uh, I think I'm going and Attach the van, then.

I'll go help you.

Deidre, are you afraid? Where are you going?

Excuse me, I have What to go to ... Monsieur.

My report. My report.

...

What report?

I will tell you something, Deidre, stop on The towing hook and hold it, do you want?

But, Madame, surely realized who was crossing the stain.

That? Lick.

...

What's that?

It jumps on him, silly.

The water.

OK.

OK.

What do you want to do that?

I know what water is.

I say I'm very sorry.

Why regret it?

It is only part of the whole fine.

How funny.

Let's go before that guy is joined.

Ah, it won't do anything.

It seemed a bit humid.

Put me with the police.

Here the inspector the rue.

No papers!

Without explanations!

Besides, I'm wrong! Ajá

...

I will have to go home to change.

No papers! Sent.

...

What are we going to use as money?

I am so hungry.

Well, there are two with low weight are Crushing ice cream behind your ducks.

It is a strawberry delight.

Hello, what is this?

What do you play?

Go away!

Go away!

That book!

That was deliberate.

Fred, lead by The other side here.

Oh

That's all?

Have you seen my driver?

I sent it to call hours ago.

No, Monsieur l'EnspiTeur.

This man is an idiot.

Very good, you can leave.

No, wait, come back.

There are some fools with a van and caravan bothering.

Have the descriptions circulate?

OUI, Monsieur l'EnspiTeur.

Ahem.

Oh, here you are.

I have to go to Arsécenay to see the mayor about the preparations of the Tour de France.

I guess you know the way.

OUI, Monsieur l'EnspiTeur. Oui, Oui.

Um ...

No, Monsieur l'EnspiTeur.

What is dessert?

A raspberry Whoopsie.

Charming.

Oh look.

Look, can't we buy food?

Oh, you will hate it, Tim.

We need the few francs that we have left In case you stay without juice.

Of course, this is the worst For me with my digestion.

My doctor has challenged me to eat ice cream.

He says he could kill me.

Take a little more.

How do you say?

I was thinking that ... We cannot follow anymore.

Driving on roads that we don't know.

Take, what is this?

Wait here. I'm going to see what needs to be done.

What is all this?

It is the race, Monsieur.

It is the best career in the world.

Walk the whole country.

It is magnificent. It is the Tour of France.

Ah, yes?

Tour de France, huh?

OUI.

Bonjour

Bonjour, Monsieur.

Here, those guys are pedaling Throughout France, Deirdre.

So that?

Yes, well, that doesn't matter.

Why don't you go in front and take a look?

Come on, it's very, very interesting.

Go for the front.

It is very friendly to give us all this.

It is very rich.

Do not give Gaylord anymore, Fred.

I don't want it to regurgite.

Is that map good? Tim? It is certainly.

...

I locked our position.

We are exactly 50 miles In the right direction.

And the juice?

We are almost dry.

Without being dry, I'm panting.

What I could not do with a good teapot.

Well, there is a package of tea in the caravan.

I will go looking for water.

We will boil it on the stove, huh?

Come and give us a hand, deirdre.

Forward.

I will be with you in a minute.

Yeah?

That? English? Lies.

Yes, yes.

Corpetrol

Corpetrol

...

Merci, Monsieur.

Why don't you stay and have any food? Comment? Meal.

...

...

Eat.

Merci, Monsieur, Avec Plaisir.

Make yourself at home.

He doesn't care, right, Mrs.

Campanilla, lady? Over there.

I will take a look at the van.

Merci, Madame.

It will not be a minute, ma'am.

Very good, dear.

Oh, la, la, la, la, la.

Tell mom, huh? Milk.

...

Bonjour, Monsieur.

UH-OH.

Bonjour

Voulez-vous me passer ma serviette?

Napkin?

Oh, you mean a towel.

This is a towel.

Towel.

Timmy

UH-OH.

Timmy

Timmy

Timothy

What do you think you are doing?

Who is that girl?

Donnez-Moi Ma Serviette.

Timothy

Oh, horrible man.

Dear, dear,

It was not my fault.

I didn't know I was in those conditions.

Dear, all he wanted was his napkin.

That is what he did, anyway.

Well, it doesn't matter, dear.

Here is a good ice cream.

Honey, I tell you that she I just wanted your napkin.

Napkin?

A napkin is a French towel.

Hello, I've been wetting.

Do not mess, French shit.

Oh, dear, se That will bring us a drink.

There was no need to push him into him.

The water was dirty.

Yes, I had a foreign body.

Oh, dear, dear.

So after all this, no tea.

It doesn't matter, we didn't have milk.

You should have told me before, love.

I could have fixed you With a full bathtub.

Flo.

Who is Flo?

Mrs. B.

When you have it, can I Tell me what the reading tank?

Because? Yes, very well.

Oh this place.

Dear, I have achieved some gasoline.

We can move, boy.

But, honey, me ... I've seen you In your true light, Timothy Gray.

You never did anything Like this in England.

But now you are in France.

Ah!

How are we going then, Flory?

He does not sign anything.

Well, turn on the ignition.

On.

On.

Très Bon.

Très Bon.

We are going to investigate.

Mrs. Bell, has just released a bombing.

Well, how would I know That girl was in the water?

I didn't even know he was a girl.

Well, at first.

That should not have It has been too difficult to say.

Qu'est-ce that your voula With this truck?

Truck? Oui, truck.

Oh, of course, yes, truck.

There, there. Show that.

I am a police inspector in a matter And I don't want to waste time.

An issue related to a Severe rail crime

I have been informed, with with which you may be related.

I want to see the papers for The car and for yourself.

Ah, yes.

Oh, well, that, uh ...

All that is in the caravan.

Ah, it collapses.

Uh ...

Tim, why not, huh,

return to the caravan with the Inspector and get all our papers, huh?

And, uh, once you are inside the Rory,

Give me the office and ... we leave.

OK?

Tim?

Here, please.

For newspapers.

Very good!

Behind them!

Wake up!

Wait!

High!

Eh, wait!

High!

Comes back!

Eh, huh!

Now we are far from the police.

You will not want to finish In the Bastille, right? Well...

..

Three bombs.

He says he is reaching us.

Excellent.

Come on, man! Move!

Come! Faster, faster!

Come! Hurry up!

Flash Ariel Abasin, a minute.

Take! What are you playing?

Follow me, leader.

It seems private property.

Well, we had to get away of the roses somehow.

They would have caused real problems.

Well what I want to know is, Where do you take us now?

Come! Faster! They shouldn't escape!

Faster, faster!

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

They start in Marseille.

Bravo!

Go back to the road!

Thanks, Monsieur Lecomte.

No, no, on the contrary. It is I who should thank.

I will not forget this.

Eh, Mademoiselle?

Louise, Monsieur. I am one of his maids.

What are you doing here, Madame?

Because? Isn't it a stately house?

A Bobbinov place?

It is not, Madame. This is my house.

This is the Chanclair Chateau.

I am Chanclair Lecomte.

Salt, Dédric.

I must insist that you and your Get out of here immediately.

Again?

I was saying

I must insist that you and your group come out immediately for a tour of the Chateau.

My house, my vineyards, My wineries are at your disposal.

You may want to see them.

Delighted.

Sorry for my glove.

OK.

I will take this team from behind.

Less striking light.

Go with the gentleman, Dédric.

Are you OK?

What happens?

Now we are out of the law, boy.

Keep calm or laugh.

I congratulate him.

Monsieur Tim, count ...

I enchant, Monsieur.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

And here we have the best Bodegas of Provence.

You may want to inspect them.

I may have fun.

Well, we never say no to a drop of vin.

Ah, yes.

Ah, Oui.

Here.

Ah, Oui, Oui.

Mademoiselle.

And here you will find the Best wines from all over France.

Oh, isn't it lovely and fresh?

It would be an honor if you I would scald me trying them.

I would very much appreciate your opinion.

I guess no By chance a black beer with milk.

No, I'm afraid no.

Not yet.

Now I would very much like to show you a ... Of our much appreciated family possessions.

Well, I ... oh, come on, deirdre.

Go to take a look.

You will never have another chance like this.

Neither do we eh? Alors.

Deirdre.

...

Just a while.

It was just a brief encounter.

Tête à tête.

ICI, Mademoiselle.

Sorry.

Here we are, Mrs. Bell.

Oh, ta.

Here you have mud in the eye.

I'm wondering the same.

No, no, don't tell me that you do not trust Deirdre.

No, it's that French whore.

No, I don't trust.

Don't worry, Deirdre is in good hands.

That is just what I fear.

Now, Espabila. Look, get off one.

It is beautiful.

Now, listen, let's get this little lot resolved and then we can push.

Now, Mrs. Bell, go up ... and keep an open eye for the law.

Now what?

Yes, now, dear, because that John Darmgeeser is a good judge.

Above.

I was starting to enjoy.

Now, Tim, climb and take the drum can and water hose and genevieve milk.

That? But I can't take ... Do you have a better idea?

Go up, tim.

Look, I take care of that.

Here you will find many Things that will interest you.

Old families like ours They accumulate so much ...

How do you say? A wood.

...

War Botín, Mademoiselle.

I love memories of the battlefield.

My brother collects regiment badges.

Well, maybe battlefield It is the wrong word.

Most of my family's honors obtained in horizontal position.

And who were these?

Some of the wives, I suppose.

Handcuffs? Well, not exactly.

Each of them was a beauty that reigned here for a while.

My family liked the busts.

Over here, Mademoiselle.

And who is that?

Ah, that? The ranger.

...

There is a terrible personnel shortage Personnel shortage here in the country.

We are perfect, Monsieur.

This, I suppose, is your storage room.

You could call it that.

It was built by a ancestor of mine ... Mine for Madame Pompadour.

Many hours passed hours here together.

The crown jewel of this Lovely room is up there.

...

Later, small.

It is the only way to see it well.

It has incalculable value.

Very rare.

How funny.

Why are you so green?

I swallowed a bite of gasoline.

A cigarette? Thank you.

Well hurry.

This will not last forever, you know.

It is the police.

Qu'est-ce that c'est? No, sir.

...

Are you comfortable, my little dove?

I almost leave.

What have you been doing?

Flo, could you please in front and demand that?

And my popcorn?

It will be here in a minute. Now, go eat the butcher shop, dear.

I'm going to back down.

Put the team Behind, Tim, and accompany me.

Put it back. I'm going to look for Deirdre.

I am a good guy, but I have an unpleasant, horrible feeling.

Monsieur, I want to see the count immediately.

The count is committed.

As you want. It may be some time.

Is busy in a matter of of great urgency and importance.

Oh

It is the police again.

Where is my deirdre?

What can be showing What has taken all this time? I have no idea.

...

I have lived a very short small life.

You and your brilliant ideas You will never go from the police.

You will make everyone arrested us.

Do not worry, flo. We will fix ourselves.

Don't worry. Tim will find it.

Monsieur Monsieur, please.

I have my orders.

The count is very busy.

You can't see anyone.

I really think I should come back.

My mother will be worried For ... no, my popcorn.

Oh! Oh!

Mother! But Monsieur.

..

No, it should not be disturbed.

Ah!

Cherie? Cherie? Hello.

Come on.

...

Monsieur Lecourt.

Broke. It was lucky that you ... lucky? Lucky?

Do you call yourself French?

Oh, I'm very sorry, but This is a police issue.

Come on. Behind him. They catch this man.

Fast. Behind him.

Come on, deirdre. That damn inspector chases us.

Hurry, Tim.

Fast.

Let's take my car.

Does anyone want a long and thin ice cream van? Open the door.

...

It is Monsieur Lecourt.

Fast.

Open.

Open.

ESPABILA, FLO. We have found a place to eat.

Okay. I sign up.

We will eat first and pay it later.

Leave that to uncle Fred.

Wake up, Timmy. We are here.

Hang on a minute.

I have things to do.

I have already heard it somewhere.

Very unusual postcards, Monsieur.

Very aesthetic.

Ten Franks.

I mean 20.

If my word, I would like to hurry.

Did you put the radio Lighting, mom? Fearless.

...

I will not touch those knuckles in flower.

Excuse me.

Sure you are ...

Excuse me?

Are you not English?

No. Je ne suis pass anglais.

Oh

Au Revoir.

Are you well? Wonder.

...

Where have you been?

What have you been doing?

I've been making a deal With the gaffer of this place.

He says we can put the van In his backyard, Tim.

Something out of the way. See you, boy.

OK.

Left hand a little down.

Good job, Tim.

That's it.

Twenty cases.

Twenty candies.

Vain.

Vain, yes, of course it is vain.

Ah, well, merci.

OK.

Where did you get that wine? You didn't get it.

...

A little gift from the count. Bonne Voyage gift, you could say.

Ah, don't be like that, Tim.

Now we can fill the deposit And eat, and then we will laugh.

Very good, then let's eat.

Very good, here.

Do you know where we can get a good meal? Meal? Meal.

...

Ah, pour manger.

No, Bon Bon.

Bon Bon? Bon, Bon.

Ah, Bon Bon.

...

Night rest.

Up, ask Madame Bon Bon.

She will take care of you.

Thank you so much.

Well, let's eat then.

Wait for me, booge.

I want to show you something.

As?

What looking? Nothing.

Some.

..

Some opinions.

Let's see them then.

No, you would not like these opinions.

What a waste of money.

Where is this meal? I am dazzling.

...

You have cured it, colleague.

Oh, you are so handsome.

Oh, wake up, dear Dledo.

My belly is playing all this garlic.

Mrs. Bell, her problems have ended.

Fred has succeeded.

Yes, I have made a deal With the governor of this coffee.

I was delighted to help.

Very grateful to the British for Free this people during the war.

Were the Germans Here then? No, the Yankees.

Oh, you.

...

Let's see what you have Madame Bon bon has, huh? Yeah.

...

Par ICI, s'ile vous plaît.

Ask.

Where are the toilets?

Here, Madame.

Mister?

Mister? Thank you, sir.

...

Impossible, Monsieur.

Don't worry, foreigner.

I need the numbers one, three, five and six.

With fried potatoes and tea.

With fried potatoes and tea? Yes, Monsieur.

Grazie

...

Now, remember what that guy said.

We will surely have something special.

Anyway, I don't understand these people.

Waiter.

Monsieur

We would like to see Bon Bon.

Do you want to meet Bon Bon?

Yes that's how it is.

We will directly ask for us.

Very good, Monsieur.

Follow me.

Above.

First door.

It seems a bit expensive.

Yes. Well, it doesn't matter.

If it costs too much, no We will have nothing, huh?

Good night, Monsieur.

Good night.

What can I do for you?

Well what do you have?

But first, before Decide, the champagne.

Nicolette, the champagne.

That is service for you, Tim.

Here they know How to take care here.

That runner must be riding.

Ah, yes.

Very good for business.

Thank you.

Charming.

Well, that's it.

Back to Barnet.

Where are the houses?

Home? Oh, the knights.

They are committed.

And now, gentlemen, what do they want?

Mm.

Anything hot and tasty, I'm starving.

Marie

I am so hungry.

Hopefully those boys hurried.

Surely they are having a great time.

Men are the most eccentric and egocentric.

Ah, Monsieur Lacan.

André, show Monsieur Lacan To your usual table, please.

I will ask those people to move.

Oh

Please don't bother the ladies.

Why did you fly, my popcorn?

I forgive your joke with the car.

At this time, the inspector is probably active of your endless report of writing.

Oh, well, in that case,

Don't you join us?

We were thinking of eating.

He is very friendly from him.

Maybe it allows me What asks, huh? Delighted.

André, take this.

It is strictly for tourists, huh? Je suis DésoLé.

Fais Attention, huh?

We will start with a small snack.

And spicy grenadine For my popcorn.

Could you have a cream of mint? Of course.

A Crème de Menthe Pour Madame.

And for ... oh, no, no, no.

Do not drink.

Oh well.

Your usual pastis, sir?

Not too much ice, huh?

Where are the boys?

They have climbed to see Madame Bonbon.

I must go.

I must go for Fred.

Fred, we have to leave.

Come on, run it to him.

Knights, aren't they going to go?

We have to do it, I'm afraid.

In that case, allow me to present your bill.

How much?

Champagne, entertainment, music.

We are not going to pay so much.

Take.

What is this?

André, Philippe.

Take care of it, Tim.

Yes, yes, but Fred ...

Madame Monsieur

You have already done it, right?

My partner giving all our lollipops.

It was not my fault. I had no alternative.

What are we going to tell the girls?

I don't know what You're going to tell them.

We cannot feed them now that you have left the loot with that old fag.

Assuming we would have uploaded with us.

He had probably charged us.

Cyclist career, you understand.

Oh very nice.

What do you mean by sit with this guy, deirdre?

You know how it is.

Well, I'm having dinner.

It was time to appear, Timothy.

His pens has been feeding it with the specialty.

Well, it is the perfect intent.

Yes, so when you reach the main dish,

Remember, it's mine.

I am surprised that you stay Something of appetite.

Timothy,

You have lipsticks on your face.

As?

I have not done it, Fred.

I have lipsticks on my face.

That's right, Tim.

Tell us how you got it.

Thank you very much, Fred.

Very kind of you.

I must have stumbled With a chicken.

Oh

The indigestion will sit well.

Ah, my little dove.

He does not deserve A bird as weird as you.

I am sorry to interrupt your food,

But it turns out that this lady is my fiancee.

Now, do you come with me With me, deirdre, or not? It is a shame.

Don't you stay with us?

For me, it is always.

The legs.

For you, perhaps,

the nose of the pastor.

You know what you want Friend, right? The filling.

I want to talk to you, Fred Scrutton.

Disculpe us, do you want?

It's little day, Lord. I don't want to That you delete this little notebook.

I'm not going to get the tooth Nothing today, right?

Up or down.

Look, Flo, I can explain everything.

Look, stop talking at once.

They have vaccinated you With a gramophone needle.

Look what I found In the girl's room.

Flyback?

Yeah.

30 minutes?

If we get there tomorrow afternoon, We could be at home in half an hour.

Trueville. I should be able to do it.

And the passports?

Oh, we say we lost them. Let's say the dog ate them or something.

Well, we should be able to work. Let's try, Flo.

Look, here is the phone number.

Call them.

Subject to the dog.

Do not squeeze it.

No, no, follow.

Do you want one? Timmy? No, thanks.

No, I'm out of my food.

For you.

Oh, so you'll consider coming to My summer cabin, huh, my little dove?

You will find it so Quiet and silent.

Cherries

Hello.

Air reserves, please.

Air Reserve

Oui, Madame.

To Fairfield tomorrow afternoon.

How many?

A van,

a trailer,

and four passengers.

A moment, please.

Yes, Madame? I say, Écoute.

What time Do we have to be there? At five.

50.

Yes, I'll keep it.

When do you have to pay tickets?

Here you must pay when entering customs.

You understand?

They will be 25 pounds.

Well, thank you very much, piety.

That's it.

Aunt Flo fixed it.

Good job, Flo.

From ten to six morning in the afternoon and 25 pounds.

It's the truth.

What is the problem?

You have all that money What did you borrow, right?

Yes, yes, but ..,

Well, it wasn't so much Much, you see, Flo.

Um, I guess you couldn't get Deidre, like, uh, chat with the count?

My girl, ask a man?

You have had all the brilliant ideas about this.

Sácanos de this now.

Come on, honey. You have had a very long day.

Fred, here, calm down.

Yes, here we are, Fred.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Uh, can you read French? Oh allow me.

I would give me a deep pleasure.

Oh, let's go then. Let's go.

Oh

Here you are.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Yes, yes.

I can understand it,

And I don't even know how to speak French.

Yeah.

Count or don't tell, I'm going I'm going to stop your little luck.

Wait a minute, Tim. Go outside and start with him.

Will have roses over us, and just When we are going to make our getaway.

Yes, but ...

But your little girl's mother has achieved us On a plane tomorrow from Trueville.

Trueville? Yeah.

If we get on that boy, we will laugh.

Oh, back in England, and without French.

Oh, what a wonder, what a wonder.

And the rates?

Twenty -five Nicker, more gasoline and food.

Deidre!

Yes, mom?

Deidre, enters, love.

The grass is getting wet.

Oh my little dear.

Quiet, still.

Don't worry.

Oh mom, please.

He has returned.

Yeah.

We can finally get on that plane.

They are very loud here.

It is a great day in the old town.

They certainly make a drama of this race, betting on it.

Do you bet? Yes, they bet on anything.

The first to do 20 kilometers, The first to go through each town.

Do they do it now?

Ah, yes?

And what are you doing?

You just have to lower your head In the pit and throw a good head.

I'm going to chat with some of these boys in the town.

Don't wait for me.

Chap. Extraordinary.

Of course we will go out with ours.

It is incombustible.

What happened to all the money What did you borrow last night? I told you.

We gave it to this poor old Madam Bon Bon.

You will see, she ...

I had to keep many girls.

So what are you going to use for All those bets you are talking about?

The poor friend of the poor.

Do not bite the cuticle.

The poor friend of the poor.

I would not fool Gaylord.

Bets are a fool play.

Mom is right, Fred.

Anyway, how can you be So sure what are you going to win?

Surely I'm fine, Deidre.

Oh, Tim.

Tim!

Delicious scrummies.

Delicious scrummies.

Qu'est-ce that c'est, Monsieur? Frozen.

Beautiful.

There are many people here, right?

Mm. Today is our great day.

The bicycle races will stop here.

One hour.

An hour, huh? Merci, patron.

Hello.

You are not French.

How can you know?

It is the beret. What are you doing here, then, directing a French coffee?

I was here during the Guerra, 1945, the winter thrust.

I borrowed the jeep of the Jeep to do a job, and here I am.

That was more than 16 years ago.

Yes, well, I bet that Overpread my permit a little,

But he continued to chatter over the jeep,

And I took the needle, and, Well, you know how it is.

Yes, I know how it is.

Do you come to the race? Yeah.

This flying Corsican It will paralyze it.

It is a career certainty.

Flying Corsican?

Well, I don't know.

I saw it yesterday.

I think he is definitely getting tired.

I don't think I get it.

Do you want to bet?

That says the flying Corso It will not be the first to cross the line.

Oh my God.

Thanks, François.

Well, anything else?

Well, that's the last one.

Hello, ed.

Gaylord wants to dust his nose.

Yes, it is the Felpudo Lady.

I will tell you one thing,

We will put all the lovely ice cream and all delicious candies.

Oh my God.

In there.

And yours.

Ah, yes, the unfinished.

As for what happens outside,

You see the race,

And I will watch you.

The flying Corso has He has been defeated!

Struck? Struck.

Well, you don't mind that Mrs. Bell Escarbe, right?

A pleasure. Thank you so much.

Did you get to him?

Who, me?

To you.

OK.

Stay it.

I hate bad losers.

Monsieur l'EnspiTeur!

Monsieur, sorry.

Monsieur L'EnspiTeur,

There was a criminal here betting on The Corsican that should clearly have won.

They will not help him.

I have all the money here, including yours.

That's good, right?

What are you doing to repeat?

Come on, behind them!

Are you okay, Tim?

Yes. Good job, boy.

I'll try. Good girl broke.

They have persecuted him Like common criminals,

And all for nothing.

You have to leave the money in a cardboard box.

I left a cardboard, flo.

You have the one that happened to you At the table, right?

Yes, I threw it.

You what?

I threw it!

Why are you talking A little moboso ice cream?

Now it would have been a cube of aguanieve.

Have you thrown it?

That was the one who had the money inside.

How would I know?

Oh, don't follow With that, Fred.

What is done, is done.

You have to do it and everything.

Fred? My mother.

You are too smart, boy.

Someday you will cut yourself.

Yes, my throat.

Oh, we are shaking that little lot.

That's it. We are well then.

Hello.

What happens now?

No gasoline on.

Oh -Oh.

Now what you want us to do,

fade in the air?

Find someone to ask.

Have you seen a van and a caravan?

No. No, when I thought.

I just returned here.

I went until the end for me Dinner and when I came back ...

Someone has been pulling My hair everywhere.

Show me the map.

You must formulate a search.

It is the other way around.

Oh look. For, for.

Give it to me. I will.

How rich, how rich, how rich.

On the teeth and around the gums.

How rich, how rich, how rich.

Be careful, belly, here comes.

Always tasty, lush and good.

Yummy, Scumby, Yummy, Scrum.

Ask Sunday's food boy.

Where is the door?

Eh, Fred!

Fred, wait for me!

Fred, wait for me!

Fred, wait for me!

Hey, throw the cup.

Put it in place.

Comes back!

Caray, they will be on To the round kilometers.

Here, Tim, what does that poster say?

Tour de France said.

No, no. The Pont-Bast-Biff.

What does that mean? Ah, I see.

Ah, yes, here it is.

There is no bridge.

How rich, how rich, how rich.

Yummy, Scumby, Yummy, Scrum.

And the girls?

And Lulu?

Aid! The plumbing door is stuck.

Cedric!

Oh! ECHANOS A HAND.

Thanks for the old English curse.

Well, I'll be ...

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come now! Oh no.

Well, friend, where is the money?

Change me. The old woman had it and then lost it,

And now we have had it.

Come on, Fred, leave it.

I will not leave this caravan here. It belongs to my brother -in -law.

You better do what you say, boy.

They are a group of hot blood, these French guys.

I will take care of this little lot for you.

A kind of guarantee for your debt.

Thank you so much.

It is always a pleasure to help a compatriot.

Forward!

Be quiet!

Let's go down those frivolous signs, Tim.

They are like a frivolous ad.

OK.

Now we will never take that plane.

Let's be realistic.

We do not need to know where we are.

Just tell me, Fred's Crutton,

How are we going to come back If we lose the plane?

We haven't missed it yet.

Hurry, Tim.

Hurry up.

Understood?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Oh, Timmy, you shouldn't.

Come on, Flory, move.

It has passed out.

Yes, well, can you ask yourself everything All that jaleo?

Marvelous.

Well, I'm dead drowned.

Here we are, the Caravan of Sid,

bridge like a cork in a bottle bottle, a reserve on a plane and without ticket,

Half France stepping on our heels, And what do we have?

The brand new Golden Glee Singers.

Great.

If someone else tells me about Yummy Scrummy or Philly Scrummy, I will be Yummy.

Well, there is a beautiful language In front of little Gaylord.

Caray, it's all we need.

Poor place.

Where do you take your patient,

Monsieur le docteur?

Oh, well, it's in A ... to the airport.

We have to recover it,

I only fear that we can lose the plane.

It will be there, Madame.

The good one of Flo.

Who is Flo?

Where have I been?

What was it?

Are you sure They take us to the airport?

And tickets and passports?

How do you want to go back then, Tim?

Do you want to grease a bath for it?

Please, inspector.

A famous band of International malefactors

is underway, and I think In this direction.

Under the appearance of ice cream merchants,

have carried out wide subversive activities ... Imagine.

... and interfere in the Tour de France.

The Tour de France?

Monsieur, c'est du serieux?

C'est pas au ral.

Notify that aircraft and retainer it.

Excuse me, monsieur, but we have a request Here to facilitate a medical emergency.

Maximum priority for England.

One moment.

In the end it escapes me.

Send me a word, Cherie.

A word.

Oh, Flo, we have achieved it.

I am not confused.

It is unstable.

England, the old and dear England.

Trust that old Freddie Back and safe, boy.

There will be more problems For the tickets, I suppose.

And the customs, Flo?

It doesn't matter, Flo, we succeed, right?

However, it was fun in France.

Certainly it was, and everything that I wanted it was a quiet weekend.

Hey, look.

One moment. Do you have cigarettes? Oh, no!

Eh, for!

Sufflent!

Sufflent!