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Thank you.

Hi, welcome back. I'm Dr.

Tess Coleman, and this is Rebelling with
Respect.

Today on the podcast, we are talking
about a relationship dynamic that is

close to my heart.

Grand co -parenting. When my daughter,
Anna, chose to become a single mom, it

changed our family forever.

Ryan, claw fist, recording.

Sorry!

As a grandma.

I was able to step up and help her.

Harper!

Harper, this is your 30 -minute warning
that we're leaving for school.

Harp, this is now your 20 -minute
warning.

10 minutes. Yes, confirm the recording
section.

But know that I know she can sell out
more than the Greeks. And yes, I know

many seats there are.

Harper! I really want to respect your
space, but I'm curious as to why you're

not out here yet. You have five minutes.
Being someone that your loved one can

lean on is the most important
relationship there is.

Ryan, I'm getting so good at this.

No.

No, no, no!

Oh, it didn't record!

Come on!

Hi, Mom.

Now is not a great time. I know, but
I've finished my podcast early, so I'm

offering to do drop -off.

No, it's okay. I've got everything under
control.

How was Pickleball yesterday?

Did you beat him? We say annihilated.

Mom, I told you I could take her. I
know, sweetheart, but I saw in your

that you were working at the studio
late, and so I decided to take her.

You know, it would be healthy for you to
unfollow me, and I work late all the

time. I can still take her. Anna, let's
pause and reframe.

When you decided to be a single mom, I
told you I would support you 100%. Well,

this is me supporting you 100%. Kate,
you know what?

I'm coming too. We can both do drop -off
this morning.

Mom. No, go on. You can go. Just let
them go. Okay, you're not going.

Mom. You're gonna go. You're not.
Nobody's gonna go. I'm gonna go.

So what's up, kiddo?

Nothing.

Okay, spill it. All right. My new lab
partner is the absolute worst.

She's the new girl. Here for the year.

I mean...

Ugh, she thinks she's so much better
than everyone because she's British.

Which she has to remind you of every
five seconds, like no one's ever been

England before.

So my dad opened a third restaurant in
Paris.

And that's how I met my French
boyfriend, Philippe Henry.

Ugh, Philippe Henry.

Oh, my God.

He's French and a model.

You've seriously been to Paris Fashion
Week? Anna Wintour scowled at me.

Seriously? What's Paris like?

Oh, it's lovely.

I go all the time.

Ignore the British girl after this year.

You won't have to see her anymore.

Nice advice from a therapist.

I'm not a therapist. I'm her gran. All
right, well, this has been real. Please

drive away like you don't know me.

Make your choices. You are so lame.

Lame. Are you ready for laboratory
today?

Shut your mouth.

Fun bonus round today.

Never trust an atom. Why?

Because they make up everything.

You're all day, folks. You're supposed
to put your goggles on before we start.

The Goggles are giving millions.

Yeah, we're not like minions.

So no thank you. But they're perfect for
you.

It's like the Revolutionary War was for
nothing.

Today, remember, these are dangerous
chemicals. Maybe we should use not

dangerous chemicals? How about you do
your actual share of the work instead of

doodling? It's called designing.

The measurements need to be precise.

This experiment is so simple. In the UK,
we did this in primary school.

The only reason people think you're
smart is because of your obnoxious

At least people think I'm clever.

What's that supposed to mean?

You're smart.

Figure it out.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh.

That was not precise.

That was not precise at all.

Oh. Is it a woman?

I don't know, Mom. I don't know. why the
principal called me, but I'm here. No,

you don't need to come. You know what? I
can't find what I was going to tell you

about.

It's totally my fault. No, no, no. I
wasn't looking where I was going. Oh.

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know how to... Yeah,

I'm not sure yet.

I think... Oh, thank you.

No problem.

Thank you.

Um, my daughter just started here, and I
admit I'm quite lost.

Would you happen to know where the
chemistry lab is?

This is serious.

Someone could have been injured. I'm
sure it was just an accident.

It seems to me a misunderstanding.

Harper seems so... lovely.

Oh, well, Lily seems so genuine and
kind.

I've certainly never had two parents
come in here and be this attractive.

I'm a detective.

Lily and I are definitely going to
reflect on how to do better.

This is all Harper and I are going to
think about.

We're very, very committed, especially
as a single parent household.

Us too.

We're single parents.

Great. I mean, I'm a single parent.
Great.

Yes, you know what I mean. Me too.

Single. Single parent.

Guilty.

I'm single, too.

Oh, my God. Should we meet up?

Perhaps our daughters should get to know
each other. Maybe like Wednesdays after

six, get a little wine, talk about these
badass kids.

Harper would really like that.

Over dinner?

Dinner sounds perfect.

I'm on it.

Petit Trois?

Yeah. Can I have a table for two?

Private. In the back.

Do you guys have any allergies?

No. No.

No allergies.

You came here early.

Fill it. There's just no time.

Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal,
final fitting, rehearsal lunch, and, oh,

wedding. You have a lot on your plate.

Big day, deep breath.

There's so much to do before Sunday. Let
us know how we can help. Maybe someone

could help me memorize my wedding vows.
How about this? I'll help you. I, Anna,

take you, Eric, a man that I have been
dating for six months, but might uproot

my entire life and move to London, where
we have no family. Well, an avocado

costs $11.

Perhaps you should add something about
my undying patience for teenage

rebellion. What's going on about the
avocado?

Oh, that wasn't about you. It was
actually about my mom's other British

She's a comedian today. Just so they
know.

Right, Harper? I have been practicing
office dance.

Wait till you see what I am cooking.

Ooh, I see what you did there. I missed
you since yesterday.

I had my pastry chef make sticky toffee
pudding pavlova for the bake sale. Just

what every teenager loves.

Pavlova. Agreed. Teenagers these days.

Sophisticated pavlova. Yes, well, this
pastry chef was up at 4 a .m. baking old

-fashioned chocolate chip cookies from
scratch with no staff.

Four hours?

For cookies?

I think we need to get you a staff.

They just needed to cool.

Stand up straight. Good posture. Okay,
and do you know how bad this is for you?

Seriously, eat this.

Thick and firm.

I saw that, Harper.

Any day now.

Just trying to keep us on schedule here.

Aye. Well, we wouldn't want to be off
schedule in it. Stop.

Hi, Lil.

It's Lily.

Lily, back seat.

Can't Grim just take me? No, this will
be good bonding for everyone.

I bond best with Lil E when we're not
around each other and I don't have to

at her face.

I love sitting next to you. It reminds
me that I'm amazing.

I got you. You got me. Good morning.
We're ready to go. Good morning.

Car is all set, up the coat, through
one.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, what do you think? I'm not saying
I don't not want to go on the trip.

I'm just saying that Anna's wedding has
put me behind with my patients, which

has been very disruptive.

And, and of course, they keep adding
dates to my book tour, which, you know,

out of my control.

And I'm just saying I need a little
time.

Look, Colton.

We're trying to hear you. Just try and
hear us. Oh, no.

I hear you trying to pull me away from
my family and my friends.

I mean, who even gets to surf before
school in London?

You can surf on the River Thames.

Really?

No, you dipstick. Go.

Okay, go. Go.

It's our decision.

Eric and I will do what's right for the
family.

Family? Yes, this family.

Don't say it like that. Don't you tell
me what to say and how to say.

How about relax? Don't be so dramatic.
Lily, stop gaslighting.

What? You don't even know what that
means.

I don't want to look at your face
anymore. You know what that means,

think I know what it means. Yeah, I know
you do.

For the bank sale today, every table
must have a local free option, an air

option, a remote free option, a red dot
free option.

Well, at least we don't have to bring
them to our immigration interview

tomorrow.

Don't be stressed.

They'll come around.

Yeah, let them take all the time they
need.

Oh, he sounds great. I'll be back in a
bit.

Thank you.

Oh, send those to the tour manager,
please.

How's it going? Oh, good morning.

Actually, literally not. It's a bad
morning. It's a very bad morning. Not

personally, but for you.

Why? What happened?

Trevor dumped Ella.

And he already released a song about it.
Ella!

Oh. Yeah, and he dumped her in a taxi.
Yeah, I got this. Toxic icon.

I'm in the booth, and I'm going to just
lay it on Gallo.

OK, so Trevor wrote a song. But I'm sure
it's not as bad as you think. It's

called Better Than the Last One. It's
about me.

OK, but that title, it could be about
anyone.

It says, parentheses, Ella.

Let's just focus on the songs that
you're going to perform on Saturday.

performing. I can't sing those songs.

I wrote them about Trevor.

I put my heart and soul into them. No, a
44 -year -old Dutch music producer

wrote those songs.

This is a hit.

I can't even stop moving my body. My
chest is just jolting.

What is that? Did you learn that from
Oprah?

Join the environmental club.

The best cookies in town.

Shouldn't these be more prominently
featured?

Bon Appetit literally profiled my dad's
restaurant for these pastries. I think

they're nice and prominent over here.

They're gourmet. They're soggy
-bottomed. You know what?

I think I see the perfect spot for
yours.

Dude, those were grams. Come on. You
know what?

I think I know the perfect place to put
this.

You wouldn't dare.

Yeah, perfect.

Nice caramelization.

Congratulations, you two. You just got
everybody in here in school suspension.

Is this key lime pie?

Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning.

Well, you got to take me to the
emergency room because I'm very allergic

lime pie.

Is this you?

Oh.

That's not supposed to be in there.

Was it her pink slip?

I saw them at the Troubadour last year.

Could I sing your song this weekend?

Oh, no. You have way better stuff than
something I wrote. I wrote that after I

left Pinkfoot, anyway.

Okay.

I got this.

Yes, you got this.

Opening your world tour at the Wiltern
is a big show for you.

Huge.

For the both of us. The girls are
struggling with this transition and

Take it from a parent who has been in
your shoes. I know, Tess. Between losing

Lily's mom and moving here... And being
ripped away from the home.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are we talking about Lily
or about Harp?

Harp? Lily?

No, it's... Hey.

What the... What's going on?

Darling... No one's hurt. I went to the
school. Please let me just handle this.

Anna, there's been an incident at school
between the girls. It was really bad.

What then? How bad?

Oh! I... I got this.

Go. Apologize to each other now, please.

Oh, honey, forced apologies is never a
way to resolve conflict. But... We need

to make space for them to express how
they feel.

Harper, how do you feel?

I feel... sorry.

And Lily, how do you feel?

I feel... sorry to him. That's great.

Great? Sorry that my future stepsister
is a complete twist. Oh, I'm sorry that

my future stepsister is a shallow idiot.
Oh, who am I?

New plan.

No more holding space for feelings.

You two are going to have a lovely time
at my bachelorette tonight. You're going

to get along because we're a family and
families love each other. And for that,

Harper, just for that look, you two
earned yourself a sleepover at Graham's.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why am I the punishment?

I'm the fun one. I have board games.

Mom. I have Parcheesi. And you're going
to braid each other's hair in a non

-cultural appropriating way and like it.

Well, it's much easy.

It's a game. I'm not quite sure.

You move around the board, you shake the
dice. Remember the sound of the dice?

Oh, it's amazing. You get these dice and
you shake them in your hand.

And then you move around the board. It's
really fun.

I also have Boggle.

You stay on your side and I'll stay on
mine.

Gladly.

Harper, look, I know you think I don't
get it, but I do. And it's still just

going to be you and me. If you go to
London, I'm staying here with Grams. She

said it was cool. She what? Hey, Anna.

Did you remove me as Harper's secondary
contact? Did you tell Harper that she

could stay here with you if we decided
to move to London?

Are you serious right now? Whoa, are you
serious? Okay, okay. What is serious is

that you and Eric need to keep the girls
in Los Angeles.

Lily, just need some guidance.

The only guidance I need from you is to
show me to the other bathroom.

I'm very sorry, Lily. You don't know
anything about what I need or how I

or the fashion school back home that I
want to go to.

Oh, yep. Just you and me, Mom.

Great. Welcome, everyone, to the
bachelorette party of our girl, Anna!

Oh, Mom, Julio. Oh, dude.

Haven't changed.

Not a bit.

Oh, so funny. Oh.

Oh, I remember that zigzag.

Yeah, who is that? So handsome. That is
Jake.

Your mom's first love.

And her first ride on a motorcycle.

I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle.

Jake also had a thing for Ted.

For Grant?

All right, okay. Enough humiliation for
tonight.

I made you a plate.

Here you go. You're too young to be sad.
Come on.

Being young is overrated, Mom. Eat.

You'll be fine.

Beautiful.

Lily, mind if I join you?

You know, Anna lost her father around
the same age that you lost your mother.

And then she had to deal with my wedding
to Ryan.

Cool.

And then you add to that the
complications of moving.

I'm here for you.

Sincerely.

With all due respect, Dr. Coleman,
you're not my gran or my therapist.

So while I get you motives for keeping
us in L .A., I don't need your help.

Oh, no.

We used to be so cool.

Hey, I'm so cool. I look amazing.

You're very cool. That song you sent me
was sick. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. I wish

I had more time to write, but...

Now all I do is listen to parenting
podcasts. Well, I'm sorry for ruining

exciting rock star life. Harper, wait, I
was just... Wait, I wasn't serious.

Look, I gave up performing, but I
have... You enjoy your party.

You can't leave.

I don't think I belong here, Grace. Just
let me handle this. I've got to go.

Harper! Anna, you just need to pause and
reframe. Thanks, Mom. What?

What did I do? I was handling it, and
you completely undermined me as a

I was trying to help you. Well, your
help isn't helpful. Well, that's not

nice to say. Can a great and mysterious
Madam Jen interest you ladies in a

psychic reading?

No, thank you very much, but right now
it's not the time.

It's just not really our thing.

This will all be over soon if you
just...

Go with it. Go with it. Yes, exactly.
Come on in. Yes, yes. All right, here we

go. Anybody else interested? I do
discounts for bigger groups. And

that's how I lost my spot at the
Larchmont Farmer's Market. But I did get

a table by the lids and free milk
counter inside of the Starbucks. So I am

life coach, but I also do Reiki.

You'll notice I have several business
cards because I actually have a business

card -making business.

So that's the card for that. I can put
quotes on there that I can just make up

for you. If you want something
inspirational, for example, I can make

like, live your life.

Gosh dang it.

Okay. So here's, oh, and, and, and, and
I'm going to read your poems now.

Oh, really?

Okay.

There they go.

Any, many.

Ooh. Okay.

Smells like you had some appetizers.
Were they good? Good. Good. Yeah. Yeah.

And did you have any, Mom?

I have none.

No. No, I didn't.

It's okay.

It's a wedding.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Your lifeline.

It's like they've... ...intersected
before.

How strange. Really?

You walked in each other's path.

It's like a crazy path cross that you've
done.

You've learned a lesson.

A lesson that may serve you again.

Okay, that's enough. I will give these
to my neighbors.

I'm on to something here.

One more thing.

Right over there is a QR code that you
can tip me with. Any amount is

appreciated. Really. I didn't know I
could do that voice.

We know what you did. What did I do?

What do you mean? The psychic?

Yeah, telling her.

Okay, okay. You think I'd rather solve
your problem than deal with my booming

culinary empire.

Oh, you're happy here. Are you the
psychic? I need you to look into my

and tell me where we're going to live.

Oh, cool Gen Z.

Talking to me. If it's not London, I
need you to alter my destiny.

And I literally have to stay in Los
Angeles, so... That's not really how it

works.

Well, how does it work?

Girl, follow my aura.

Boop.

Beep.

Beep. You don't have a lot of lines in
your hand, so it makes it harder for me.

You two are called to be family. Yeah,
right.

Don't remind me.

A lesson for you all.

I see it now.

Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.

Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.

Change the hearts you know are wrong.
Why is she whining like a bridge troll?

Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.

Change the hearts. Wait.

Wait.

Did you hear that?

It must be the dancing.

Yeah, right.

We're just freaking ourselves out for no
reason.

Yeah, it's just in our heads.

Right. All cozy and tucked in?

You need anything?

What more could I possibly need?

How about sleeping in our own beds in
our own rooms?

Sweet dreams.

Teenagers. I was one once.

Yeah. So was I. Twice. Night.

Night. Love you. Love you too.

To reach the place where you belong.

Change the heart you know are wrong. To
reach the place where you belong.

I didn't have an alarm.

Why do my hands look so dry?

I might be tired.

Are you mad?

Mad? Why do I sound like this? Sound
like what?

American?

Oh, good mom.

Who's that? Oh, ow.

Oh, ow.

Lily, are you okay?

No, Lily.

You are the...

No.

My hands look like doll hands.

My butt feels so high.

I think I just peed a little. Oh.

My face feels so thirsty and dry.

My face is perfect.

My face looks like a Birkin bag that's
been left out in the sun to rot.

Why? Why do I have to pee again?

So much weirder than the last time. Last
time? What last time? How come you

never told me? We never told anyone,
sweetheart.

reframe. No, I didn't want to be a part
of this family, and now I'm part of some

dodgy family curse, and I'm the eldest?

Mom, and where are her lips?

She has no lips!

Where did they go?

How do we fix this?

Well, you know, last time, we switched
back when we saw things from the other's

perspective.

Should we hold hands? Okay, hold my
hand. We can... I know I've been hard on

and Eric, but I can now see that you're
doing the right thing. And Mom!

You have always done so much for me, and
I see you.

I see you.

Are you really seeing me, though?
Because I don't feel anything. You have

idea how hard I'm seeing you right now.
One, two, three.

Ow. Girl, that doesn't work.

Yeah, we tried that last time.

Looking like this is why people like you
become shut -ins. And what's with this

accent? Tomato.

What do you think I sound like?

Oh, my God, yes. Of course, this is what
you sound like. I do not sound like

that. I've never said that in my entire
life. I don't even know. I need to call

my energy healer because I need a chakra
reset.

Yes, that's what you sound like. The
healer?

Madam Jen.

I thought she was a psychic.

Ow. I thought she did sound bad for
dogs.

I thought she was a water sommelier. She
did try to sell me knives.

What? No, whatever she is, we have to
find her. But until then... Until then

what? Well, last time we convinced
everyone that we were each other until

switched back. Oh, brilliant.

So how are we supposed to pull that off?
Well, panicking is not going to help

anyone. Oh,

stop.

Bye, girls. It's going to be great.

Look, Mom, I know I kept it totally
together in front of the girls, but I

to be honest. I am freaking out right
now. That was you keeping it totally

together? Yes.

No, no, just checking.

Or a photographer.

Damn, 20 % off on our Etsy shop. I can't
get married. I haven't even had a

boyfriend yet. We have to switch back to
our bodies. At least your body didn't

wake up with arthritis.

Disconnected. I guess the life coaching
business went bust. I'm supposed to get

married this weekend. What are these?

And how many puffer jackets does someone
need?

Reiki master.

What? What'd you find?

I bent down and didn't toot.

Youth really is wasted on the young.

What's with the old tissues in every
pocket?

Oh, explain.

No answer, Reiki.

Now what?

Did you try a vegan meatloaf truck? They
don't have a number, and they only use

DoorDash, and I don't know how to do
that.

I look Eileen Fisher years old.

I'm literally my mother.

I'm going to need therapy for the rest
of my life, and not the kind from

Graham's, like the real kind that you
have to pay for.

Why does anyone wear these?

Did she say anything?

Like a fortune.

No, but maybe she told the girl.

Did the psychic say anything to you
about a fortune?

It could be the key to getting out of
this.

Wait, she did, right? She did. What was
it?

Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong.

That's about our parents getting
married.

L .A., London.

As teenagers, we have no power.

No say in whether we move or stay.

But as adults...

Mom, she didn't say anything, Dad.

Whoa.

You do not hit me. I am your mother. No.

What do you think?

It's not working.

We need a plan.

DK Donuts. She'll love those. Harper.
Got them. I'll love those.

Hey, girls.

How's the people there? Good.

Very good. We did teenagers. Very good.

So here's our plan. First.

These clothes are rubbish.

Just can't. Can you just give me five
minutes?

What? No.

How? Why?

You're in your mom's body. So all you
have to do is tell my dad you don't love

him anymore.

Wedding is off.

Done. Whoa.

Got some bangs.

What did you do to my hair? I fixed it.

And you're welcome.

It's cold. I'm afraid.

You seriously think you're going to my
work dressed like this? Take that off.

You're going to get me fired. What did
you do to my hair? I freaking did. You

never wash your hair. No, I don't. The
ocean washes it for me. Obviously. The

wedding can't happen. It's Friday. We
only have until Sunday. We've got to do

some serious sabotage. The immigration
interview. The rehearsal lunch.

Then, what if we cancel all of the
wedding stuff?

The cake.

Place. And all we have to do is convince
our parents that they are incompatible.

Which should not be hard, because my mom
obviously should not be with some

wannabe Gordon Ramsay.

Well, my father doesn't want to be with
some wannabe Valley Village rocker mom.

Quite like the sexy tiger. No, no, no.

It's an American superstition that it's
bad luck for the bride and groom to kiss

before they say, I do.

Really?

For how long? For a long time. A long,
long time. Really? Yeah. Also, no

touching hands. No touching at all.

No gazing into each other's eyes because
it's gross.

Yeah. How old?

For maximum luck. And finally, we must
be convincing as them until we break

up.

Lily? Yeah?

Did you just take Tessa's calcium?

Mm.

health yes I'll be taking them crack

on well actually Lily and I

aren't feeling very well we think it
might be a smart decision to stay home

is nothing to do with your detention oh
well you wouldn't want me to go to

school sick would you mom hmm

You don't feel sick to me.

Does she look sick to you, Gramps? I
mean, Mom?

No.

They look fine.

You have your client Ella's huge Rolling
Stone photo shoot today and your

immigration interview. Don't you need a
little bit of help with that?

Of course she needs your help.

I hate kids these days. They'll say
anything to get out of school.

Come on. And make good choices. Come on,
come on. Let's go.

See you at the dance studio.

Wait, what?

Dance studio?

Let's go. Change at the club. I got your
bag.

Change. This is the finals.

Welcome, everybody, to the Westside
Pickleball Championship.

Oh, yeah, you have your championship
today.

I think you're going to be late.

Late? Yes, yeah, I'm going to be late.
Okay, newlyweds, you just made your

entrance into the wedding reception.

The lights begin to dim.

And a five, six, seven. Eric.

Yes, Nora.

Oh, right, like a bull.

Yes.

Charging. Stallion. It's a bull.

Get it, groom.

Big stallion energy.

All right. It's a bull, though. Look at
him.

Eye contact.

Come on. Hi. Hi.

Tango is your pelvis.

Pick a ball. It's a sport like tennis,
but it is pathetic.

Tennis for ladies, but that's what it
is. No, it's like tennis, but for non

-athletes. It's a bunch of old nutters
with giant paddles chasing a wiffle

It's not Buddy Wimbledon, is it?

Here we go.

It is.

What was that? You almost hit me.

Okay.

Up. This is fine. Up you go. I think we
should go. No, it's okay. It's fine.

This is good. Right here. You're just
lying on the floor taking a little nappy

poo. Not a nappy poo.

Tango. Oh, no. I'm just thinking that
maybe the tango is her tan.

Anything else? Okay, Beth. What else is
sexy?

Come on. Let's keep our head in the
game.

Game point, sucker.

Serena Williams, she's got nothing on
the ground. These ladies will make it.

40 -something beat of hip -hop.

Pop, pop, pop. Yeah?

Yeah. A hop and a hip -hop. I've never
seen this kind of hip -hop. Hip -hop.

She's on the ground. How is she doing
that? That's a new move.

That's defensive offense.

Defensive offense.

Woman, get up.

Oh, no.

You didn't see that? Did you see that?

Millennials. Some of the last
millennials.

The finale.

The finale.

Well,

well, well.

Look who showed up.

Lily Reyes and Harper Coleman.

How have you not retired yet?

The school had our pension invested in
crypto.

But since I'm not supposed to complain
about it for my lawyer, it's neither

nor there.

So let's surrender our devices. Let's
go.

And now it's time to prepare

for the most boring task you could ever
possibly imagine.

Sit there.

Read or think only.

No screens.

Books.

Wipe that look of bliss off your face.

Get over yourself, Elton.

It's a high school, not prison.

Yeah, it's not a prison. Which, FYI
research shows, is ineffective at

recidivism. Yeah, recidivism.

You know, giving back to the community
is a lot more effective than trapping

people inside.

Oh.

You want to go outside.

Let us out.

Yeah, let us out. Let us out. Let us
out.

the deposit.

Oh, that includes the officiant, too?
Cancel that, too. Thank you.

Is this for real?

Yes. Where are you? The editor from
Rolling Stone is here. Oh, no.

Remember,

it's the Hungry Tour.

Trevor's allergic to strawberries.

Looks sweet, Ella.

Ella's having a meltdown.

Hello, my staff of people that I see all
the time.

Here's your juice.

Oh, thank you.

All right, so she's over here by this
side.

Oh, why would you give me that to drink?
You yell at me if I don't.

Anna, jean shorts, rash guard, laundry
day?

Let's talk about the headline for the
article.

It's giving it, girl.

Pop star Queen Ella slays down the
house. Or we're gagging besties. Ella's

album just hits different. No, no, just
stop.

What deeply out of touch old person came
up with those?

You did. I did.

Wow.

Thanks, puss.

Okay, I really need you to focus on
Ella. Okay.

Ella?

Trevor unfollowed me. And you know what
that means?

No.

Okay. I am your manager, so I'm going to
manage it. Okay.

Brian, I really do need to dash.

Yeah, but they said the photographer's
back in five minutes.

Photographer? Yeah.

For your new passport photo, the one you
need for the international party. Oh,

yes. I remember every detail that you
told me about me.

Yeah. I got prescriptions. You got the
essentials.

Essentials?

I need all these things?

Where did this go?

What?

Adult nappies? That is so lazy.

Oh, hey. Yes?

Right here.

Fix it in? Yes.

You've got toothpaste for old people.

Oh, this is for when you lose your
teeth.

I'm going to lose my teeth.

No! Okay, slowpoke. I want every blue
spirulina smoothie spilled on.

I want every chia seed spray.

Every chewed piece of organic gum on the
bottom of these seats, done! Way to go,

Harper. What?

No, this was Lily's fault.

Elton.

Yeah? I understand that you feel the
need to prove a point because I publicly

undermined your authority.

How?

Do you understand me?

This is a restorative justice. I mean,
if anything, you're making these kids

want to act out more.

How did Lily always manage to make
things worse?

It's a unique talent.

I have connections on the school board,
Elton.

Well, you're a stupid kid and you have
no connections, but you have earned,

along with everybody here, three more
weeks of detention.

Lily!

That was uncalled for.

Let's all take a deep, centering breath.

You ready?

Stunning.

Wow.

Good, right?

I think you're having an allergic
reaction.

No, no, no, no.

It's rip pumper.

I want to get some ice.

Okay, give me the ring light.

Every bottle of Benadryl, I can find.
It's rip pumper.

No, Ryan, I don't have apple juice.

Okay, whatever.

Do you have another ring light? Like a
big ring light? Sure. I need to take it.

Can you make that? Do you have the ring
light? I'll help.

Okay, ready?

Got it.

Let me look. Hold on.

Oh, no.

This is 10, maybe 50 more. I'll just do
a look, okay?

All right, here I go.

Dear sir, must cancel the wedding venue
because the bride is horrible, as my

daughter always suspected.

Oh, it's Laura.

Hello. Hello. Hey, hon. I need your
approval on the author photo.

Okay. Texting it over now.

Oh, no.

No, no. That one's rubbish.

I just took a new one.

I'm sending now.

Oh, look.

Her phone has the giant letter virus.

Oh.

Ryan, is it possible for you to drop me
at Ben's work?

Hey, you Trevor head. That was your boy,
Trevor Travis, with his brand new song,

Better Than the Last One.

My mom's biggest client is having a
meltdown. Jet!

I'm working.

Trevor and her boyfriend dumped her.

Trevor Travis?

Shh. She's so much better.

Better. Better than her.

Last one.

Oh.

And they just got matching tattoos.

That is literally the worst thing I've
ever heard happening to anyone

ever. Full stop. Thank you. Of course.

Anna's getting married, so she doesn't
get what it's... I like to have your

heart broken. I know.

When I was your age, my mom, I mean, I
had this boyfriend, Jake, and all my

friends say he was my first love.

Is that who your song's about?

What song? My song?

I wrote

that?

Really good.

This is a great song.

Nor really good.

I don't get why you quit playing.

Because I had a kid. Well, I probably
resent, since I'm writing songs in

So you miss performing?

I mean, yeah, probably.

I'm finding out a lot about myself
today.

Anna, your song...

is the only song I loved out of
everything that we got sent. I know you

said no, but can I please sing it at the
Wilton tomorrow?

I mean, it's your concert, your tour.

You should sing whatever song you want.

Okay. Yeah, I just, I feel like between
managers and stylists and execs and

label people, I feel like I never get a
say in anything that goes on.

Right!

Right, because old people never listen.

I mean, people like you think... I think
people like me think people like you

don't know... You know what I mean.

Yeah. I have control over my own life.

Absolute control.

Photoshoot's back on. Photoshoot is back
on, grasshoppers! Jump, jump, jump!

Let's make some fierce photos of this
fierce girl. Having a job is really

Wait. What? Wait what? If your mom wrote
that... song about that jake yeah

that's how we can get our parents to
split up forever so if she is with him

can't marry my dad well how do we find
him it's like a database of old people

jake oh that's him yes from the photo
wait wait wait look okay oh and the oh

the record parlor he has liked all your
mom's posts he is proper obsessed with

her single okay let's do it Do it.

But first, your mama will fit if she's
going to run into the love of her life,

and I need a change, too.

Ella's stylist has pulled the most
gorgeous garms I've ever seen in my

life. Do we love this for me? Girl, the
label loves this for you. Can we just

put it on here? But just a baby on your
shoulder? No. Rest it on your head?

Please, can we just put our differences
aside so that I can live my dream?

This is only because of the plan.

Oh, thank you. You're welcome.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

It's not very me.

So,

posing for the camera is very different.
Find the shape and then fold it. Good

luck.

I'm sorry, where did the first...

This is cool.

It's recycled, I think.

Pop!

No,

no, no.

Seth,

your darling is the one point. You two
are the coolest adults I have ever met.

Thanks. Bye. Thank you.

My mom does have a cool job.

I think she's our new best friend. I
think so.

I think so.

Do you guys need a ride?

Oh, yes. Totally. Yes.

Attention, students.

You'll be happy to know that my
anaphylactic shock has decided.

ride with Ella. You'll never find them.

No.

But we can find Madam Jen.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Oh, yeah.

Madam Jen says she lost a table at the
Larchmont Farmer's Market, but

now she can be seen at the Starbucks
across the street from the Larchmont

Minute's wine and tea shop.

Look, I know we don't have time. But we
are here. And my metabolism is the speed

of sound.

I got it through the crease!

My knees work!

I were not real dairy when Bush was
president.

Curly fries!

Flexibility!

We really need to find Madame June.

Yes, but they have onion rings on their
burgers.

Sugar.

A little bit of sugar.

But after this, back to the mission. It
has my full attention.

All you have to do is go in there and
flirt with Jake and remind him why he

fancied you when you were young. Wait,
it wasn't me when I was young. And I

don't know how to flirt. I definitely
don't know how to flirt as an old

What do they do? Talk about transitional
lenses?

Home repairs?

John Mayer?

I don't know. Oh, I have an idea. We
both wear our AirPods.

That way you can help me, because you
have a French boyfriend, so you

know how to flirt.

Yeah.

Defo. Yes.

I'm going to go in, and then I'll give
you the word when to come in and make

your sexy grand entrance.

What's sexy grand entrance? What do you
mean? You have to be sexy. No.

Sexy.

I'm not doing that.

This is a different look.

It's awesome.

I didn't know you were coming by today.
I got the stuff in the back.

What stuff?

What do you mean?

That's him.

That's our bloke.

What's happening?

He's going to get me stuff.

What is your mother doing behind my
father's back?

No, don't. Hey, hey, hey.

Don't touch me. Okay, get down. He can't
hear me. Get down. I'm ignoring you.

Hey, thanks again for doing this.

What exactly are we doing here?

Signing the merch for the charity
auction.

Oh. All right, here you go.

Right. The merch.

Oh!

I have a question.

Do you ever think about me?

About us?

I'm not sure there's a right answer to
this question. I mean, do you ever miss

us?

You can marry this weekend.

Unless I'm not.

Okay, very good. Now do something, Suki,
like lift your hair.

Good. Oh, good. Big, big, big moves. Big
moves. One more. Shake your head.

Shake it.

More. Like all the way around.

There you go. Shake it.

Excellent.

Okay, wink at him. Try winking. Wink.

Wink.

One eye. One eye.

Now do both.

Wink. Okay.

Good.

Okay. Um, that's not working.

Um,

oh, bite your lip.

Bite your lip.

Why is he looking at you like that?

No, not your top lip. Your bottom lip.
Bite your bottom lip.

Like that. Pouty.

I know what this is.

I've seen this before. You're having a
stroke.

We need to get you help. No, no. I just
need to go in the bathroom.

Yeah.

It's in the back.

All right. I'll pack it.

Are you sure?

There's no merch in the... I was really
bad at that. So bad at that.

How do you know your boyfriend liked
you?

Um, you just know.

Huh? How?

Like, specifically?

You've dated a guy. You know this. You
have experience. Tell me. Help me out

here.

Harper, I don't have a French boyfriend.

My entire dating experience is watching
500 hours of Love Island.

Wait, you're like the most confident
person I know.

It's an act.

What?

Well, you're not going to tell everyone,
are you?

No.

I'm not like that. I wouldn't do that.

Okay, thank you. Oh, you're not going to
hug me, are you?

No, I was just... No, don't do that.
Hey, it was just...

All right, look. No, we should get back
out there, right? Because otherwise

he'll think I'm pooping.

Matthew, I see her right by the milk.
And I see your spring writing career

taking off. If you move over to, um...
Genre?

Genre, yes.

Genre. Elevated genre?

Um, no.

Sorry. You!

Oh.

Um, how can I help?

Take one wild guess.

Are you going to serve me papers?

body. Oh.

Oh my gosh.

It actually works.

That's amazing.

It's never worked before.

Would you guys mind leaving me a review
or like five stars and just saying like,

oh my gosh, Madam Jen was so much fun to
work with. Tell us how to switch back

right now. Okay. All right.

I'll consider it. If you sign up for my
Reiki and financial management package.

Tell us how to switch back, you multi
-hyphenate lunatic.

Oh my gosh.

And the multi -hyphenate.

That absolutely slays. I'm supposed to
get married in two days. Right. Okay.

Um, all right. Well, you have to look at
the reading. That's the only way. We

don't know the reading.

Um, what are you talking about? I said
the reading directly to you both,

multiple times, in a scary whisper
voice.

Because we weren't there.

But that wasn't... Right. Oh, right. You
weren't you, because you had

switched... with the other women who
are, hey, that, and it makes sense.

Okay, well, the reading was, change the
hearts you know are wrong to reach the

place where you belong.

Didn't we try that? I think we tried
that. Okay, well, the problem is, your

heart might not be the only one that
needs changing.

So, well,

our time is up.

Wait, no, no, no. There's got to be
something else you can do, right? I wish

could help you, but my shift is
starting.

So what I can do for you is get you a
cortado, an americano, a prince

de neige, and any kind of espresso or
non -espresso drink.

You're dead. Shit.

It's all you.

Get it sorted.

Uh, excuse me.

Tess? Oh!

What are you doing down there?

Stretching.

Ah, yeah. Hi.

Anna didn't... She didn't tell me that
you were going to be here today.

Oh, what interview?

I mean, yes, I know the interview. Now?

I was just thinking about you the other
day.

Really?

I've been meaning to ask you something.

Sure. And, um, I don't quite know how
to... to broach the subject, but

it's, um... Is your husband...

Is he still with us?

Yeah. I can't believe it.

I mean, he's so old.

How old is he?

We never talk about it. Somewhere
between 50 and 100.

Really?

Yeah. Yeah. But, okay.

Let me focus for a second.

I'm worried about Anna.

All right? She's been being weird with
me, and she keeps asking if I ever think

about her.

You know, maybe she is reconsidering.

Reconsidering? Uh -huh.

But three weeks ago, she told me how in
love she is with Eric. Do you know that

she wrote a song about you?

No. Anna?

Daughter?

Why don't you tell Jake about the song
you wrote?

I wrote a song about her. You know what?
I'll give you your privacy. I'm just

going to go look for music for old
people. You know, really old, like

It's nice to hear you're writing again.
Yeah, can you just give me a second,

Rob? One sec.

We need to get the immigration interview
now.

Okay, let's go.

My legs are so weak, my knees are
cracking like walnuts.

What is happening right now?

My brain is telling my body to stand up,
but it's like shouting into the abyss.

See, I just tried to get up again.

Okay. Help me. Okay. We have to find a
way to get to the immigration interview.

Okay. Okay.

Wait. I have an idea.

All right. Come on.

Oh,

Jake. Hi. Could we borrow your car?

Oh, and don't worry. We are totally of
age to drive.

Anything for you, Dr. C.

You ready?

Hold on.

Oh, that's the woman after my heart.

I love driving!

I don't know who taught you how to
drive, but they were good!

Totally mine.

You think he's cute. I do not.

You totally do. Stop. I do not. Yes, you
do. I do not. Absolutely you do. Shut

up. She thinks you're cute. I do not.
Yes, you do. I do.

She so does. I do.

Thanks.

Dr. Coleman?

That's my therapist.

You nervous?

Oh, why would I be? We're perfect for
each other. You'll see.

Oh, that's cryptic.

Coleman Reyes.

Ah, yes, that's us.

My love.

So many ruffles. Yeah.

There you go.

How are you?

Oh, um, I was just dumped by my fiancé,
so, you know. Oh, no.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, what a decent thing to say. Thank
you.

Yes, of course.

Are you single?

Kidding.

Um, can I see your paperwork?

Ah, yes.

Yeah, I'm sure you're approved.

Wait, whoa.

Don't you need to see if we really know
each other? I mean, usually, yeah,

but... He seems like such a kind and
honest man.

Who clearly works out. Oh. A lot.

I mean, you could be a gymnast. I did
once qualify to represent the UK in pool

vaulting. You're kidding, really?

I would still like for us to prove that
we, you know, are marriage material.

So, what's my favorite road trip snack?

Uh, 7 -Eleven hot dog, dipped in blue
slurpee.

Dream vacay?

Taking the girls to the Galapagos.

Harper would love the biodiversity.

I think Lily could really benefit from
the dirt.

Though she really just wants to see a...
Komodo dragon in the wild.

It's her favorite animal.

Now, these are too, too easy.

You've got to hit me with the hard
stuff.

What is my guilty pleasure pump -up
song?

Oh.

Darling, I promise to never divulge that
highly classified information.

See?

He doesn't know me at all.

See? Okay. We can't get married.

It's... It's trouble won't work.

She told you?

Wait, creepy crawling or tub thumping? I
get knocked down.

But I get up again. You're never gonna
keep me down. I get knocked down. But I

get up again. Yeah, you're never gonna
keep me down.

That's the one, yeah.

Ugh, Danny was my fiancé's name. Okay,
enough.

What's my deepest, darkest fear?

Oh, that your love for Harper and need
to protect her will push her away rather

than bring her close.

And then she'll run away and be a surf
bomb, and then she'll get a dodgy tattoo

with a sun around her belly button.

But you're a phenomenal mom, and Harper
is amazing.

So that'll never happen.

Well, that was really sweet.

I know that.

You know, I approve hundreds of
marriages that probably won't even last

But you too.

Thank you.

Next.

Well done. We got approved.

My seafood vendor says we can't. I
should deal with this. Bet. Yeah, my

almost here.

Okay, uh, bye.

What an odd mix -up.

Muppet, Muppet!

How'd it go?

Your dad knows a lot about my mom.

I think he really loves her. But did you
do enough to break them up?

I don't know. I need to clear my mind.

Can we go somewhere? Yeah, get in.

Don't try to go fast.

Buck up!

Don't go!

Change the hearts you know are wrong to
reach the place where you belong. What

do you think she meant by that?

I think she made it all up. But look on
the bright side, honey.

This suit is so much fun.

Why have we never done this before?

Because you already have one big hip and
you do not need another.

Very funny. I'll have you know in this
body, I feel really...

The car!

How do kids get away with anything
anymore?

You

know,

I hated you a little less today.

I think it's hard to hate me when I look
like your gran.

And I hated you a little less today,
too.

I just don't understand how anyone can
dislike California.

It's like a wrong opinion.

Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion.

I mean, look around.

Yes, okay, Harper, it's lovely.

It's lovely.

I just...

I'm missing Linda.

We can talk about her, if you want.

No, thanks.

I think if I talk about her, I'm giving
away what little of her I have left.

Why are you so obsessed that I like Los
Angeles?

Well, I'm not. Yes, you are. No? Yes.

And look, even if I liked it a little
bit here, I mean...

You... You still don't want me around?

Obviously not. Obviously not.

I guess it's a good thing we're stopping
the sweating.

Yeah.

Where are they?

They're supposed to be home by now. This
is very good.

A little dry.

Very fruit forward.

And by fruit, I mean grape.

Your lack of concern is not working.

Just stay calm, honey.

Stay calm?

But I've got the rehearsal lunch, the
final dress fitting, and my wedding is

36 hours, and I'm trapped in the body of
a ninth grader. I did. I told you so.

Oh, you certainly did.

What difference does it make anyway?
Where on earth have you been?

Well, can't two adult women come home
when they please? What do you think

doing driving around like that with Ella
all day? Ella, we went to a fashion

shoot and the stylist called us. Why am
I dressed like that? And she said that

my designs were really fit.

Okay,

I don't care about that right now. Did
you make it to the immigration

Yes, I did. Just, like, chill, okay? Or
do your weird breathing stuff that you

do. Chill?

I am the adult here.

I am in charge.

Doesn't look like it.

You just earned yourself a consequence.

Ooh. Oh, no.

No. Give me your phones.

Sure. Psych.

By the way, you're the reason this is
all going on. Shut up. No, I'm not. Yes,

it totally is. And don't tell me...
Girls, this is serious.

We all need to stop getting along unless
we want to be stuck like this forever.

You know, you lot are getting the better
end of this deal. It's us who are going

to be dead in, like, five years.

She's 37.

I...

found madam jen she made us buy business
cards for everyone and a reiki 10 pack

what even is reiki huh what is it stop
talking about reiki madam jen said to

change your heart so change your
freaking dang heart this is the only way

to get out of this mess i'm switching to
red do you want one

You never use those words again.

Wait, what are you doing here?

A lesson.

What lesson?

Death lesson.

But it looks like you're ready to
surprise Harper and take her out.

Oh, yeah, that's really going to
surprise Harper.

Obviously.

Oh, no, I just ate a bowl of onions.

In the water?

Yeah, they keep me alert.

Okay.

Look.

I know it feels like we're in an
impossible situation.

Maybe that's why things felt a bit off
with us.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah. But, Anna, I think we

should stay in L .A.

What about Lily?

Going back to London, that Henrik
whoresucker bring back her mum.

And...

There's no one keeping us there anymore.

If I'm honest, you felt so lost.

So what she needs is to be with family.

A friend like Tess, a sister like
Arthur.

And you.

What is it?

I can't believe how much you love me.

And my family.

It's real, true love.

Crazy.

Okay.

Well, you made it look so easy.

I'm going to give it a go.

Oh, I don't know what that is. Maybe
I've improved as much as you.

Whoa.

Oh.

I'm okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Well, I'm going to wait. I'm going to
wait for the instructor.

I mean, you were amazing.

You were weaving and dodging. You were
like a pro sensor.

Oh, it fits perfectly.

Anna, come look. Oh, wow.

Sweetheart.

Fix your posture.

This is weird.

Weirder for me, trust me.

Really? Are you the one wearing your
mom's wedding dress?

Well, I never thought I'd get to have
this experience, especially like this.

Well, Mom, you know how much I love to
wear a dress.

I'm sorry. This is such a mess, Harper.

Mom, there's something I need to tell
you.

What were you talking to my dad about
this morning?

Oh, we were just talking about the
lunch.

What about the lunch?

It's just lunch stuff.

Oh, hi.

It's Tess.

Um, listen.

Last minute, but Anna was wondering if
you might like to attend her rehearsal

luncheon.

No, you would not be in a position.

You know what?

I think your appearance there would make
it a much more lively affair.

So, I just wanted to say that I'm very
excited.

And being at my new restaurant makes it
all the more special.

for all of us to finally come together
as a family. So with that said, welcome

to Lizzie.

Congratulations. Thank you for coming,
really. Eric and I so appreciate it.

Right.

Champagne, ladies? Yes, please.

Because we're adults.

Eric's parents are here, so better
behavior, please.

Stay in a straight, good posture.

Anna, my soon -to -be daughter.

My heart is so full.

That's me.

How was your flight?

What was 13 hours and 13 minutes from
Manila?

Major jet lag.

Some worse than others.

But I really love it here.

Maybe Harper can teach me the surfing.

Sure, dude.

Mana po, Lola.

You're so silly.

Only Lily calls me Lola. But I want to
support your Tagalog learning.

Keep it up. Come on, Anna.

No, no, no. We just have to wait for the
surprise guest.

What are you talking about?

Oh, just wait.

Hello, sir. Welcome.

No, thank you.

Jake!

What's he doing here? I invited him, but
I didn't think he'd come. But, you

know, he really likes your gran.

My mom's going to freak out. I know. So
will my dad. That was the whole point.

Oh, you.

Dr. C.

Thank you for inviting me.

I saved your number. I hope that's okay.

Of course.

Hi, there.

Hey. Hmm, I think I'm gonna have to ask
you to leave. Uh, now.

But, uh, you know, your mom, she really
wanted me here.

Right, I'm sure.

Uh, well... Okay.

I got you. Thank you so much. You're the
best, bro. No, no, no, no, wait, wait.

Oh, thank goodness.

I will be right back.

No, no, Jake, don't go. Uh, Ted, Ted,
can we have a chat later? It's regarding

Lily. Oh, if it's regarding Lily, we
should... Chat now, my big sister Anna.

After every atomic wedgie you gave me, I
always knew that you also had an atomic

heart.

Anna and I decided we should all stay in
L .A.

What? Yes.

What? Everyone?

Yes. As a therapist, I was hoping to get
your thoughts on the best way to

approach it with me.

But I know how you feel about billable
hours, so we can chat later, yeah?

All right, who wants to speak next?
Father of the groom looks ready. No, no,

I have a few choice words for the bride.

I would like to make a toast.

That's Crystal.

We have a toasting triangle.

Oh, piss off.

All right.

I would like to make a toast to your
future husband so that he knows what

of woman he's getting married to.

Oh, he does. He does. He does.

He knows who he's marrying, and he can
make his own decisions, and he knows not

to be manipulated by other people. Yes.

Between us. Listen to your husband.

You listen to me.

Oh, Ella, what does she want?

Micro cilantro from the foothills of
Oaxaca.

It was not my fault that micro cilantro
is bursting with flavor. But it is your

fault that the cilantro has no loyalty
to its flavor. What are they doing? We

have to stop them.

Are you doing all right, Earl?

Oh, Ella, this is the last thing I need.

Oh, Jake's back already.

Jake? Jake, what?

What are you doing here? It was all her,
I swear.

Really? Then you are? That's Anna's ex
-boyfriend.

What? She invited her ex -boyfriend?

Because she still has feelings for him.
Okay, that's not... What?

I... After the appetizer, Anna said she
wasn't feeling well, so I went... Right,

I wasn't feeling well.

Okay, but not from the food here. The
food is fine.

It is not the food.

She's just on her period.

That's all.

She's on her period.

I'm on mine right now. I got it. I
didn't really know where you were in

cycle. I know, dude. It's fine. Thanks.

Can someone please explain to me what's
going on here? No, no, no. Don't let

her. She shouldn't explain anything
because she will just lie. Hey, she

Me? Yeah.

I trusted you. I know, but you don't
know what he said to me.

You weren't there. You didn't hear it.

I don't think this marriage should
happen.

Well, you know what?

It's not just about what you want. It's
about what she wants and she... Ever

about what I want. It's always about
what you want. That's enough. Doesn't

everyone want this? Okay, that's enough.
Well, yes, some of them do.

Hey, that's enough.

The girls fighting is one thing, but
this is your mom.

And for some reason, your ex -boyfriend
is here.

Yeah. Anna, I love you, but you're
clearly having second thoughts.

This isn't working for our family, and
we always said we put our families

So... We can't do this.

I can't do this.

Lily, help your grandparents and meet
you at the valet.

The wedding's off.

He's right. It's over.

Wait, no!

Wait, please, please, please. No.

I'm so sorry. I promise. I didn't mean
for this to happen.

I think you did.

Well?

Yes, we did it.

Yeah.

I know this isn't the best time, but can
I have my car back?

She seems upset.

No, she just needs some space.

What about you?

Are you doing okay?

Oh, yeah. I'm always okay.

It would be fair if you weren't.

That all got pretty crazy.

I worry what'll happen when Tess doesn't
have those two to drive her crazy.

I'm worried Tess would be really lonely
if all of you moved to London.

You're a good guy, Ryan.

Thank you.

Go on.

Maybe this isn't for me to pick.

Mind if I join you?

I haven't seen my dad that upset since
my mom died.

And it was all my fault.

You know, when Ryan asked me to marry
him, I thought a

lot about what Anna and Harry's dad
would have said, how he would have felt

about it.

That we found someone who loved us all
so much.

I think my mom would feel the same way.

Yeah.

I really miss her. I know.

It's okay.

She would be so disappointed.

Yes, you would. No. Because I was very
selfish.

Was. No.

I was.

And I know it.

No.

She'd know.

Your heart.

I should apologize.

Find my dad.

And apologize.

Why are you walking so fast?

I can't walk as fast as you. Ella keeps
texting me the word urgent, and we're so

stressed out now.

But what about Eric? I think we should
go back, Mom. I thought there was a way

to make everyone happy, but there's not.

Right? But I think that we should go
back for Eric. I really should. Come on.

Just my client needs me.

Invisible string, we separate.

Go, go!

Stop the car!

Go, go! Stop the engine!

I'm not. The engine's not even on.

You hold it down when I'm lost and
found. Look in my eyes, be so profound.

need to say a thing, we knew the wind.
Together you and me, we got everything.

Surprise!

What are you doing here? Ella said you
said you missed performing.

Yeah, and that you told her she could do
any songs she wanted to.

You did.

The dressing room is right around the
corner. Put this on.

Why? Well, because we're not 15 anymore,
dolphins.

Put it on there. Okay.

Let me know when she's ready. Crazy. I
can't believe you're making me do this.

Don't make fun of my dress.

is all my fault lily and i tried to
sabotage you and eric and i tried to

him fall out of love with you but i
couldn't because he loves you so much

mom you shouldn't have to give that up
for me just like you gave up being a

star and i know you've been secretly
writing songs in private what you know

the one about jake what are you talking
about

I'm your good and I'm your bad because
you're my baby and love was made to

Huh?

Harper, that song is not about Jake.

That song is about you.

About me?

Of course it is.

Harp?

Mom, I'm sorry that I said I wanted to
stay with Gramps if you left.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry that I made you think that
you had to choose between being together

or being at home.

I choose you every time.

Okay. We gotta go. Oh, look. We look
like a grown -up. Let's go. Where am I

going? Let's go.

Do you excuse me? I have to go get
ready. No, no, no, no. Please.

I know. I said I didn't want this
wedding to go on, but that's not true.

It's just not. I...

And I think I realized that I didn't
want to share someone I love.

I appreciate that. But wait, but please.

You still love Anna. You still want to
get married. Do you?

I... Do you love her? I love Anna. Do
you want to marry her? I want to marry

Anna. But then what? But it's not about
me.

Lily is the most important person in my
life.

And I worry every day of messing up as a
parent.

Okay, I am on my own. I lost a mom, and
I am so scared of losing her.

So I have to put her first.

What if you were right all along?

What if being here with the Coleman's is
exactly what she needs?

I thought so, too.

But after all, they... I'm not sure.

Give it up for one of my favorite bands,
Pink Red!

that I wrote this song for.

She means everything to me and I love
her so much.

I know that family isn't always easy,
but family is everything.

She also plays guitar way better than
me.

So please welcome my daughter, Harper.

Ready to do this?

Together?

Yeah.

What are we doing here?

Mr. Philly, Anna and I are... Madly in
love, I know. We tried. We really did

No, no, no, no. Please, just give us one
more chance.

Please. Trust us.

I... Wait, that... Is that Anna?

Only I can ease the pain Cause you're my
baby

Gave me these yesterday. Come with me.
Come with me. Come with me.

I'm trying my best.

Believe me.

This isn't the first.

We get to be here. Yep. Yep. And it
won't be the last time. I can't find the

words. But making it work ain't easy. Is
Ella wearing one of my designs?

It was Anna's idea.

You can tell me that you're scared and
I'll run my fingers through your hair.

Could you?

That's better.

Thank you, Los Angeles.

And Eric, if you're out there and you'll
still have me, I can't wait to marry

you.

I can't wait to marry you, too.

What?

I said yes.

Okay, well, whatever that was, just get
him up here.

Wasn't that stupid, dude?

Not at all.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We did it. Yes.

You two did it. You did it together.

We did.

No.

Wherever my sister is, it's where I want
to be.

Me too.

I can't believe you did that. I know. So
what do you say? Will you marry me?

One condition.

I'm kissing you early.

Oh, this is Beth.

We just met, but there's something about
her.

Yes.

Nice dress.

Thank you.

Did you hear that?

Nice dress. She likes her dress.

everybody. Come on, Mom. Here we are.

Wait.

Girls! What did you do?

It's called lip comfort.

Run. It could be worse. It could be
worse. It could not be worse. I mean,

it's okay.

Just testing out a new look.

Camera's a marker.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to Freakier Friday.

What? Ryan, I'm hiding.

I don't even know.

I can't. It's so good, you can't do it.
What? Huh?

What? That's the right banana.

No, no, no. Banana.

I have mystery date.

Who says I bet you the dud is very hot
now. I see.

Are we talking about a board game?

Jamie just turned around like this. She
was like this.

Mom? Yes?

You know,

love.

Okay,

I'm walking in. We have to find her.

But until then... Until then...

He's had 29 donuts.

You're pre -diabetic.

What's that?

I'll just eat those. You learned a
lesson.

Oh, my God. I could be a pirate, huh?

Oh, you fancy that?

Put on my jumper, eat my...

Louise Coleman. Do you think?

Yes,

it is your middle name.

That's different.

Was it the Pink Power Ranger?

I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Oh, my God.

What the hell is she?

Is that a Pepto -Bismol? What is she
doing?

In the pelvis.

Like peanut butter molasses.

Peanut butter molasses.

Were any of those teenagers a bad boss,
Betty? No. I'm sorry.

Good. More?

What are you doing down there?

Just crawling.

Thank you.