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Oh, hey Vanessa, how are you doing?

I'm good.

Janet said you were back here. How's everything been with you?

Things are pretty good. I moved out of town. I'm actually back for a week

visiting family.

Oh, that's nice. So I figured I'd pop in and see if anybody I knew still worked

here. Come back to the old grounding.

Yeah, it's so nostalgic being here. It's like, it's so bizarre.

Oh man, that's nice.

So what else is new?

Well, I got married last year.

Oh, really? Congratulations.

Thank you.

We're trying to have kids, but, you know, kind of the boring adult life kind

thing. Yeah, I hear that.

How about you? Anything new with you?

You know, it's been pretty quiet around here lately, though. Nothing really.

Just the same old, same old. Just back in my office, watching out for people

shoplift and stuff. So, yeah.

So exciting. Do you have any good stories of girls or guys who have

lately? I have a few, but nothing really to, you know, tell about.

So, you know.

I still can't believe this store is even here. I figured it would have gone out

of business by now. It's been like eight years.

Yeah, but apparently people still love coming here, so I'm glad because it

me a paycheck every week.

It's definitely worth it. Hold on, let me just answer this phone call real

quick. Sorry.

Hey, what's up?

Oh, really?

Yeah, she's actually back here right now.

Let me just handle this and see what happens, okay? I'll let you guys know.

Oh, that was an interesting phone call. Actually, Vanessa, I actually kind of

have to do my job right now.

Okay, do you need me to go? Can I actually just sit down, please, for a

I mean, if you're busy, I can just... Oh, no, no, I'm not.

I'm... Not that busy. Just sit down. I just have a couple of questions to ask

you, actually.

What's this about?

Well, the cashier at the front said she was, you know, watching you walk around

the store and she suspects that you potentially took something, which I'm,

know, actually surprises me.

Are you kidding me? You're joking. No, I'm not. That's very funny, Mike. Ha ha.

Look, I wish I was joking, but she literally just called back here to ask

were here because she said she saw you.

picking some stuff up and potentially you know taking it so are you kidding me

i'm not 13 years old stealing stupid stuff from a store that i used to work

of all places look i know you know i don't want to really be doing this but

you know this is part of my job so you know if you could just cooperate you

me like i do know you so like hopefully i should make this just a little easier

in my end so it just a couple routine things you know how it goes

like i need to do this so if you could just like sit down you really need to do

this though like this is so unnecessary we're both adults like i need to work

here are you kidding you have to be kidding me right like stop pulling my

mike i know i'm sorry but this is just you know it's protocol i just have to do

this you don't want me getting in trouble do you this is ridiculous this

take a couple minutes out it's not going to be that long so just sit down please

I can't believe you're making me do this right now. I know. Like, normally I

would have to ask for your ID and everything, but clearly we already have

on file, and I already know who you are, so I'm not going to start with that.

So that completes some of the work I have to do here.

Let me see if I have the rest of the paperwork here.

Look, I don't have the rest of the paperwork. I'm just going to go to the

real quick, grab it, get it together.

I just need to fill out a report, so...

trust me i don't think you took anything whatever i just have to do it i'll be

right back just sit here like if you did just just let me know you know maybe we

could eventually work something out or something but just let's just do this

right way okay thank you

God, fuck, fuck, fuck.

My husband is going to kill me.

No, I'm not going to get caught.

What, is he going to make me take my clothes off?

No, that's not going to happen.

Fuck, what are my parents going to think?

Oh my God, oh my God.

No, he's got to be kidding me. He's just pulling my leg. There's no way. No way.

that metal detector okay just relax

okay

oh it's taking him so long

Where is he?

This is bringing back such bad memories.

Oh my god, are these all the other girls who have stolen?

Oh no.

Just relax. Just walk it off.

Everything's going to be just fine.

Oh man, I hope nobody... I can see it.

Fuck, when did it get so cold in here?

Oh, must be my nerves. Just shake it off, take it off.

I'm freaking out right now.

Hey, Vanessa.

Hey. Sorry I took a bit. I just didn't have everything out, so I had to print

some more stuff.

Uh -huh. So?

I mean, I updated.

Hey, wrote everything down with your name and stuff. The only thing is your

address that we don't have on file. So if you could just write it down there

me, please.

Is that necessary?

Yeah, it's just... And I don't even live in the city anymore.

No, it's just part of the paperwork. I just have to collect it since we have

your old address on file.

I mean, my old address is my parents' address. Like, won't that do?

No, like you said, it's your parents' address. It's not yours. We just need

address on file.

I really hate doing this.

I'm not taking any pleasure out of this today.

Fine.

didn't really take anything.

Come on, Mike. Are you really accusing me right now? Like, who even, like,

accused me of taking something? Some jealous bitch who probably likes you and

jealous that I'm back here?

Yeah, but look, we have all these cameras back here.

So then check the footage.

Yeah, but, like, I have to just ask these questions on camera because my

checks these to make sure when I do have somebody back here, I am doing my job.

So this is just all protocol, okay?

So give me some time, I can fill this out. So really quickly, you'll be out of

here before you know it. Like again, sorry, don't want to be doing this to

but... Yeah, totally making me regret even coming by to say hi in the first

place. Trust me, I can understand how this could be very frustrating your

time back here since you left, so... I get it.

I mean, like, you did say you just got married. You sure maybe you're just not,

like, acting out that you just took something?

Are you kidding me right now?

You know, I'm just trying to make sense of why she would call, think that,

because, you know, everyone else here knows me. She is the new girl, so I

really, you know, suspect her lying to me, but, you know, let's just take this

step by step, okay?

Really? It's like you're going to believe the new girl over someone who

here for five years?

Look, I get it. She called me. Do you, though?

She, like, the fact that she's saying this about you, like, I gotta make sure

that I do my job, because who knows what she's gonna be telling somebody else.

Like, I can't just say, yeah, just let her go, because I know her and I trust

her.

So... So ridiculous.

Is this gonna take long? Because I'm supposed to meet up with my mom for

No, like I said, I just gotta fill some of this paperwork out.

Once I'm done with this, I'm gonna go back and check the surveillance footage

that we have from the store, just to make sure that's okay.

And then once I'm done with that, I'm sure there's nothing on it, then you can

just leave. Like, this never happened, okay?

This is just for the records.

Mike, I just don't get this. Like, we were friends.

We were really close.

We used to hang out outside of work. I literally cannot believe you are doing

this to me. This is such an insult.

It makes me never want to come back here ever again. We are friends. You are one

of the closest people I was here at work with.

You know, we even had that date that one time, and it was nice. So trust me,

this is not something I take pride in.

If you were really my friend, we wouldn't be going through this right

I hear you. It's my job. Like I talked about, the paycheck, I need it.

It's her word against yours. I mean, some new girl over somebody who's been

for longer than anybody else who's here.

I agree, but you know how these phones are also... Always recorded when

employees call each other. So, like, it's just protocol. I need to watch my

So... Yeah, that girl out there better watch hers.

Well, you can go handle that with her once you leave here.

What you do outside of this is not my problem.

All right, cool. I have the majority of the paperwork done. I'm just going to go

check the footage real quick. I'll be back in, like, five minutes, okay?

Shouldn't take much longer.

Okay.

Stupid fucking girl out there.

Jealous cunt.

Why did I come back here?

I don't know.

Did they purposely turn up the AC in here to make me more cold?

Make me look guilty or something?

So shaky.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Nothing's gonna show up on that stupid camera.

Feels like the longest five minutes of my life.

Watch it.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

What is going to happen?

I hope he doesn't call the cops.

No, I remember.

He didn't always call the cops when some girls would steal.

Then again, he did keep him

in here for a while.

No, no, he wouldn't do that.

Stop thinking of the worst case scenario, Vanessa.

I'll just pay for the necklace and, you know, give it back.

I'm still thinking about it.

If I look guilty, then I'm obviously going to get in trouble.

Just relax. You're getting yourself way too worked up.

Damn.

I wish I took a jacket.

I'm freezing right now. Let it actually come in handy.

I don't even need the necklace.

You can

just

talk it off a little bit.

Cameras are over there. Maybe I could just send me this out.

It's just too tight.

Fuck, now my boat's getting all dry.

Ugh, it's a dead giveaway.

I'm not starting to sweat.

I'd be over it if they'd give it away.

I mean, I've viewed the footage and... I was the...

I was just a little disappointed when I saw her.

What do you think you saw?

I saw you walking over by the jewelry department, and from the angle of the

camera, it looked like you reached over and grabbed something and then walked

away with it.

And then I, you know, I was following you around the store. I didn't really

you or the cashier pay for anything other than you just coming back here,

I mean, come on. People put things... People get things and then decide, oh,

I don't want this, and just, like, put it wherever.

Yeah, but our jewelry... I spent hours putting things away where they didn't

belong. Yeah, I know, but our jewelry here is just really expensive, and

something you just... Most people wouldn't just, like, normally just,

leave somewhere.

So, you know, I'm just going to have to continue on with the procedure of the

interrogation back here, so... You've got to be kidding me.

No, I'm actually not. The fact that we actually have it on footage, I'm going

have to continue this, or I can just easily call the cops and they can handle

this from here.

You're going to threaten me with calling the cops. Look, I'm trying to, like,

inform you what the steps are, so since we are friends, like, I don't want to

call the cops. I'm just giving you the option of, like, if we just do this,

the cops are going to have to get involved.

And I know you don't want to. You got married and stuff, so, like, your

doesn't want to hear any of this.

Obviously not. Like, I don't want to be dealing with any of this. This is...

Exactly, like... This is such an insult right now. Like, yeah, like, I believe

what you just said, that you put it down somewhere, is 100%, I believe it.

But I also think if I do call a cop and you go down there and they find out you

have nothing, that's very embarrassing. So let's just do this. Just work with

me.

The quicker this goes, right?

I don't know, just, like, stand up. I just have to search you.

What do you mean?

Search me. I'm just going to have to pat you down, and then I'm going to use the

metal detector over your body.

My dress is extremely tight. Like, where can I even put anything? I agree, but

it's just part of the procedure, just like I said.

Like, wouldn't you think to go through my bag, not with something on me? I'm

going to search you and search your bag, so just stand up, please.

I can't believe that you're doing this right now. Just hands.

Hands out.

Cool.

Just spread your legs for me.

Sorry. Spreading a little water. Yeah.

Alright.

Some stomach pills. Some makeup.

Alright. There's nothing in here.

I told you.

Yeah. You did. Let me just use this last thing here.

Can you just arms out?

And just spread your legs. Thank you.

Yeah, most girls' bras don't come up on that.

I really... What are you implying? All

bras have a wire in it. Duh. Yeah, but they usually don't pick up on that. I'm

just gonna... It's a metal detector. It's a metal wire. Why? Like, hello?

I'm just gonna need you to have you take your dress off.

And I just need to... What?

Yeah, it's part of the procedure that if the metal detector picks up something

that's underneath... the person's clothes i have to ask you to do a strip

you're you there's no way you're being serious yeah i'm being very serious

there like a girl security guard that should be doing this like isn't this

borderline not legal no it totally is i really don't think my husband would be

happy about this i agree and i also don't think you'd be happy if i called

cop you He had to come pick you up at the precinct.

So, I mean, think about that.

Like you said, if it's just your bra, it's not a big deal. Just take your

off, hand me your bra, and... Wait, you want me to take my bra off, too?

Yes. What?

No, there's no way I'm showing you my tits. Like, real funny. I know you, when

we went... On a date and things didn't exactly go how you wanted them to. Is

this just your little version of revenge?

No, not my little version of revenge.

I'm going to give you some time to think. You're clearly upset.

Of course I'm upset. You're asking me to get naked.

All right, I'm going to give you some time right now to think about it. It's

either I'm going to do this, you take your dress off here now, or I call the

cops. All right, so just think about your marriage, think about how you want

have a kid.

Let's just sit down, think. I'll be back in like five minutes.

There should be more than enough time for you to think about what you want to

here, okay?

Fuck.

Why is this happening to me?

Oh my god,

I don't know what to do.

oh i'm getting a stress headache oh this is not how my day was supposed to go

maybe he'll just let me pee for

it and i'll give the necklace back so no harm no foul i mean right

What am I going to do?

I don't want to take my fucking dress off in front of him.

I don't want him to see me naked or at my couplet.

Of course, the one day I wear a bra and this happens.

What to do?

No matter how this goes, it's not going to go well for me.

Ugh.

I mean, I guess I'm at least... No one cares about that.

Nobody cares.

Ugh.

Ugh.

I mean... Ugh, but there's cameras everywhere in here.

Why would there be cameras in here?

So you... Maybe they don't work?

Alright, so... Do you think about... Think about it?

I mean, I'm just still in shock that this is even happening.

Vanessa, look, I really don't want to be going back and forth with you. I want

to get you out of here as fast as possible, so just do this, and you can

out, okay?

I swear, this is so messed up.

I know.

Let's just get this done with. The quicker, the better, okay?

Could you turn around while I do this, at least?

Alright.

Here's my dress.

Alright, just take the bra off, please.

Make sure I turn around.

And then once you have it off, just cover up for me.

Here.

Cover it up?

Yep.

See? Just a bra, with a wire. Yeah, it's just a wire. Yeah, you are right, but,

uh, alright, cool.

Uh, can you also just turn around, too?

Now that you have your earth off.

Um... Um,

what? Just... You don't want to turn around?

Okay.

Um... Oh, what's that?

Ow! What? Yeah, what is this?

You totally just put that there. No, I didn't totally put that there. I

literally just came out of your underwear.

Come on. What are you doing?

You used to work here.

All right.

You got to take the underwear off now, too.

Why would I take the underwear off? Because clearly that was in your

I don't know if there's anything else in there.

Just take it off.

Oh my god, this is ridiculous. I could literally call the cops. It's like $15.

I'll just pay for it. It's not $15. You took it from my jewelry.

It's not.

Sorry.

I can just pay for it?

I'll turn around again, take your number off.

You're on my nerves. I'm on your nerves? Are you kidding me?

I'm two seconds away from calling the cops.

I'm going to try to help you out here. Just follow the procedure. Just take it

off.

Hands out, please.

I can't believe you're making me do that.

Well, you put yourself in this situation, and you're in a bit of

here.

Can you chill?

It's not... Well, look, listen.

You put yourself in a situation in pretty... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

You don't need to ground make it.

No, I do.

What do you mean you need to grab my tits? There's obviously nothing there

tits. No, but you're... Hey, come on. Look, you're in trouble here, right?

Okay, so I'll pay for it. You guys keep it. No harm, no foul. It's too late. You

already did that.

No, no, no.

Stay uncovered.

You're going to have to listen to what I say here.

Just got married and everything and, you know, maybe we could, uh...

Maybe work something out here.

What do you mean, work something out?

Um, you obviously don't want to go to jail, right?

Obviously, who wants to go to jail? And I don't want to get my friend in trouble

with the law and then potentially her new husband. If you were my friend, you

would just let me pay for it and go.

No, I can't do that. It's too late. Maybe we could, uh, you know, we could

something out here.

What do you mean, work something out? Can you, like, stop touching me? Well,

like...

I want to help you out here, right? I want to make sure that I don't do this

report, I don't call the cops or anything, your husband doesn't find out.

And for me to do that, you kind of have to help me without something.

It just sounds like you're trying to abuse your power.

I'm not trying to abuse my power. I'm just trying to help a friend out.

Helping me out? This is what you call helping out? You don't want to go to

do you?

No. So, um...

You help me out with something, and then I'll forget this ever happened.

Okay, so what do you mean? Like, a handoff or something?

Well, what I want you to do is turn around.

Face me.

Do I have to? Yeah, face me. Cool.

What I want you to do is just help me.

What do you mean, help you? I want you to get down on your knees.

And I want you to give me a blowjob.

Seriously? You're turned on right now?

Oh yeah, I'm very turned on.

So, you let me help you.

You help me out.

You make me come.

And we'll forget this happened.

Just make me come and I'll help you out. Or I'll gladly call the cops if you

want.

It's not really... No, no, no, no, no. Don't call the cops. Don't call the

Okay. I don't... I could not survive in jail.

All right, well, get down on your knees.

So what, just a blowjob?

You've got to make me cum.

Okay, so what, make you cum from a blowjob?

Well, you can make that happen.

If not, it's been proven that no female has, so you just got to see.

First off, let's see what you can do.

And you promise that if I do that,

Then all of this goes away, and you don't call a cop, nothing.

Nobody knows about this.

I need you to say it.

If you do this, you make me cum, no one's going to know.

Oh my god, this is so weird.

Yeah, it's easy for you to say. Well, maybe you should have never stolen in

first place.

Actions have consequences.

I can't believe you're getting off on this. This is so wrong.

Well, like you said, I did take you out for a date for a reason.

Fuck.

Come on, I think you can do a little better than that.

Do you want to get out of here or not?

Obviously, I mean... Well, you're not showing me it.

Show me how bad you want to get out of this.

Keep going. You can even use your hand if you want.

Is that enough?

No, come on, get back down.

You know how to make somebody cum, don't you?

Come on, open up. There you go.

Fuck.

What are you trying

to do? Choke me? Jeez.

I can't believe I'm making you do this. Just keep going.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

Oh, is that enough?

No, no, no. Keep going.

Keep going.

Use your hand to stroke it while he's sucking it. There you go.

Yeah.

That's it.

Just get him nice and wet.

There you go.

Hey, are you doing a better job now?

Are you going to come yet?

Oh, I'm not there yet. Just keep going.

I'll let you know when.

You're never making me cheat on my husband.

No, you should have never stole.

You're cheating on your husband.

I'm not making you. You're putting yourself in a situation.

Alright, you're going to keep on stopping. Get up, stand up.

I'm done?

Not yet.

What do you mean? Turn around.

What do you mean turn around? Turn around.

Like I said, you gotta make me cum, so.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

Lay down on the table.

Oh my god.

You just said make you cum. You didn't say this.

Well, you gotta make me cum, right? This is another way I can cum.

I mean, but... I'm trying to have a kid, but not yours.

I won't cum inside of you, don't worry.

I just keep writing.

Yeah, I can achieve more.

Please I just want that come so bad

It's all I've wanted all day.

Come on, please. Just give me that cum. I want it.

It's all I want.

I want it on my titties so bad.

Oh, my God.

God,

at least it's over.

Ew.

It's okay, Vanessa.

Get your shit. Get out of here. I'll give you the paperwork.

And let's have coffee sometime.

You really think I want to get coffee with you after this?

I mean... Get out of my office.

Do you have something for all of this filth?

No. Take it.

Like I could. And that's everything?

That's everything.

I can get my own things, thanks.