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okay the core of what we're doing is

this is you and I on the road exploring history

fabulous alright

here what we do we're gonna

we're gonna do a rock paper scissor right now

and if I win

we do this entire trip on horseback and wagons

scissor you've never played rock paper scissor

no I've never played

it's a dumb game rock paper scissor ugh

rock paper scissor ugh

ha ha

my name is Jack Osborne and this is my dad Ozzy

heavy metal god are you ready

Prince of darkness and surprisingly enough history nerd

as the old saying goes like father like son

so my dad and I are doing something

we've always wanted to do

we're hitting the road just the two of us

and a bucket list of places

and things we've only ever read about in books

oh my god this is amazing

all seen on TV and the web

do you have your knife yes

civil days we might need it

there are no roadies no tour buses

what the fuck is this no boundaries

oh

welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour

let's rock and roll

alright we are in Virginia

me and my dad are on a bit of a road trip to Jamestown

Jamestown was the first British colony

here in New World in doing research

I found that there were four Osbornes

living in Jamestown or migrated to Jamestown

from Great Britain around 1630

so I kind of

think that we could have maybe had some ancestors there

so that being said

Onward for the British Empire

hello hi Jack

how was your night good good

you told me about this Jamestown thing

but what was interesting to me was

there was suspected cannibalism there well

the Brits sent a bunch of people over

but none of these people had agricultural experience

no one knows how to grow things

and so 80% of the people that first arrived died

and because they weren't getting supplies

and they had a couple brutal winters

and they couldn't grow a lot of things

they ate the farm animals and then the pets

and then each other supposedly

how do you know all this in my mind

you're an amateur historian

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

what's that DNA tests

I got some blood no

we got a spit spit

yep

you're kidding me this will sequence your DNA

and give you a ton of information about you

why are we doing this when I was researching Jamestown

I found that there were four Osbornes at

this is gonna prove it's one of them as horny as me no

it's gonna see if there were any ancestors

this is weird man shut up and spit in it

what do you what do you do

spit in it and fill that line

see the line right there that's a lot of spit man

that's not bad I ain't got

that much spit in my body man

this is what I yeah

this is barbaric isn't it

my mouth is orange did you eat or drink anything

yeah water and coffee

oh might as well stop then

why we can't use it

if you've been eating or drinking anything

within 30 minutes well

well just don't know alright

just snap that

shut that and now let that liquid fall in there

uh you've got

you like hawked a Luigi into that

what the fuck is this spit

it comes out of me I guess Luigi's a DNA

ugh I got spit on my hand

why you got that spice on

for cause I got your spit on my hands

oh my God really

I had your on my hands at one point

yeah right

so we headed out on the road to Jamestown

everywhere you go in Virginia

you literally run into history

my dad has always been fascinated with World War 2

and we had a chance to go to a museum of military tanks

so we were all over that

right now we're gonna go drive the tanks

the World War 2 tanks quite interesting

super interesting the guy actually has the largest

tank collection in America vintage

vintage okay

before we start I just wanna say thanks for coming ha

thanks for having me

I'm Mark how's it going Mark

pleasure Jack

how are you nice to meet you Richard

how's it going one of the pleasure volunteers here

hey nice to meet you

thanks for having us

you guys know a little bit about tanks right

he probably knows a little bit more about this era

of tanks than I do

my love of World War 2

is primarily because I was born in 48

and World War 2 was over in 45

and tanks were used in that kind of battle setting

I think you'd rewrite the battlefield books

hmm

I was watching a thing about towards the end of the war

Hitler's got Porsche to build

it's really massive tank a mouse

it was that big it was absolutely

before it started it could have been 188 tons

oh wow

which country built the first tank

the British get credit for the first tank

how did they get the name tanks

it was a code word

so nobody knew what they were building

because it was done by the Admiralty

that's why we this is called a deck on a tank

these are all naval terms

World War 1

they used to refer to the tanks as landships

it's pretty fascinating though

that the Navy first invented tanks

and called them landships

it's quite interesting so Sherman

US World War 2

everybody built American tanks

locomotive companies car companies

50,000 were made that's also something

that was key to America's success in the war

the fact that multiple manufacturers

were able to make so many of these

that was part of the key to our success in World War 2

we outbuilt them

how many tanks are on the property

about 60 tanks wow

we started as a collection

became a museum

built on the stories of soldiers that served

let's go take a look around at some stuff

it's one of the earliest running Shermans in the world

it's an m41 it's got a radial engine wow

there's no room how many people would be one of them

five men five men

three guys in the turret got your gunner up here

your commander position here

and the loaders on this side

he loads the main gun

and then you got two guys up front

you got a driver co driver's got a bow machine gun

30 caliber Browning

I just feel like a tank is a great way

just to have fingers crushed all the time

oh absolutely

that's like a 35 pound doll yeah

this is a Chaffee tank we use light tanks as well

as the British did during World War 2

you know we could take this out for a spin

if you guys want to absolutely

climb up the side we'll get you up the ladder

we'll get right on top of the thing

so if you want to help hey

let's do it get your dad in the hole first

easy

and you go in the left front hatch okay

you good yep

let's do it find your comfy position Alrighty

you got two sticks yep

left you're gonna pull the left stick toward you

okay to go right

you're gonna pull the right stick toward you okay

in front of your right foot

your gas pedal okay Ozzy

you okay yo

is awesome

oops did I stall it

yeah we stalled it

sorry about that so how did you break the tank

I didn't necessarily break the tank

you think you broke the tank

I don't like that tongue OK

breaking implies can't be repaired

it was working before you got in here okay

so I sold it out big deal

I'm combat testing it combat testing it until it broke

so when you're in battle

what are you gonna say to the Germans

uh hold on Hansen

it's talk amongst yourselves

have a couple of snaps while I'll fix his tank

it's all sold out and I'm gonna go Yaba

we will have snaps while you finish

tank hahaha

might as well take a picture of the tank I broke hahaha

tank breaker hahaha sorry

good to go

alright dad

it's your turn to drive yeah OK

alright alright

we do a little right stick

that's it Jack

we good I'm good

oh dad

move your foot

clutch push the clutch in okay

push your little pedal down push the clutch in

nice job Prince of Tank Breakers hahaha

we should get your dad down here

on our way to Jamestown

my dad and I stopped off in rural Virginia

to live out our personal World War 2 tank fantasies

at the largest private

collection of tanks in the US Jack we good

I'm good but my dad was having a little difficulty

oh dad move your foot clutch

push the clutch in

push the clutch in push the clutch in

ha ha ha ha

there's a rumor going around that I stole the tank

that is complete

but what about when you stole the tank

that was just it was resting let's the tank was resting

yes that's it

you see a little black handle down here to your right

this one right here is a little handle up

just knock your seat down

can you not see the handle here

I can do it alright

keep stand stand up a little bit more I can do it dad

but you wanna guide my hand to the handle

I can't hold you hold on don't sit down

how's that is that better Ozzy

yeah much better

now with my dad's seat adjusted

it was time to see if he could get this 40,000 pound

vehicle into gear

and keep it there

yeah

nothing remotely like driving a car no

you gotta think with the opposite side of your brain

cause this is that way this is it

it's weird yeah

how awesome was that that was good fun

Wanna hear it go bang let's hear it go bang okay

we're gonna prep and go

so what are we firing today

we're gonna fire a 75 millimeter blank

how far will one of these rounds go a few miles wow

alright let's get back

rounds are live

3 2

Jeez help there we go

how was that ooh

that was fun

is it noisy inside there not as bad as it is out there

that was awesome man

pretty good bang in it so where the neighbors

that cannon was like the loudest thing I've ever heard

you must have missed the last Black Sabbath show

hahaha

when you hear that you feel it

oh yeah

honestly they could probably heard that in Mars what

they probably heard that battle on Mars

what exactly

after we had our ears blown out

our journey to Jamestown

continued through historic Virginia

so it's fair to say we're in Civil War country now

are we big time

The Civil War kind of started around here

and ended around here this was like the front line

so I was on the internet last night

yeah and I found this place

that has this famous general's arm

buried here what

and during the Civil War

Stonewall Jackson was a general

he sounds like he was an interior designer

no he was actually one of the most gifted

tactical commanders in US military history

they called him Stonewall Jackson

because he built walls out of stone

well he stopped like in advance

so he was like a stone wall

but he got his arm shot accidentally by his

his own troops and they had to amputate his arm

I mean he built a wall

what did they call him Stonewall one arm Jackson

he probably would have been called that

but he died seven days later oh

Stonewall one arm

dead Jackson

so when Stonewall Jackson died

his soldiers told his wife

hey listen

we know where his arm is

do you want to reunite the arm with his body

and they were deeply religious

and his wife said

was the arm given a proper Christian burial

and they said yes

they want a funeral for his own

uh huh she said

in that case don't disturb the grave

what weird right

no I'm getting an education I need to start more

let's do this let's go find some stone wallage

let's see the slimest grave in history here

give me a hand

I can say oh look handicap entrance

let's see Elwood was a prosperous Virginia farm in 1798

dwelling looked out over the rolling farmland

something to deliver yeah

oh wow look

this is where the battles were all here

oh look

yeah just over there wow

60,000 casualties wow

sad

very cool okay

here here

alright where is this cemetery

it's only a small cemetery

it's only but it's

oh there it is over there

Stonewall Jackson's arm hahaha

here in the Jones family cemetery

lies the remains of Stonewall Jackson's left arm

it's like a monkey poison

mm hmm why did it bury it

yeah let's see

Jackson Chaplin visited the hospital later that morning

as he was leaving Jackson's tent

Lacey saw the general's amputated arm lying outside

just laying on the ground

oh he gathered up the limb

and carried it across the field

to his brother's estate Elwood

and buried it here at the family cemetery

wow he just feels so incomplete in the afterlife

it was an armless hahaha

yeah it was a

it was an armless thing to do

Stonewall's arm high five

with a ways to go before hitting Jamestown

I started to get hungry

but my dad had an appetite for something else

one historical fact that was gnawing on him

about Jamestown

hey I may ask you a question

what caused the cannibalism

like a food the Native Americans

essentially besieged from Jamestown

oh the story of Pocahontas was based at Jamestown

okay oh

chick fil A let's go to chick fil A

let's go to chick fil A what is chick fil a

chick fil a is this like chain restaurant

but it's only chicken oh

I'm not going

absolutely amazing

alright is that where we going

no but we can get it for lunch

sauce and chicken yeah

but it's good

we'll do a spicy chicken deluxe

we'll do an order of nuggets and then a um

regular chick fil a deluxe with no tomato if possible

and an Arnold Palmer lots of lemon

sure thanks

hi hi

thank you look at all that lemon

let's just pull up over here we'll eat over here

oh

just a little chick fil a

while we consume some Ozzy Osbourne with Ozzy Osbourne

do you ever think

you'd be eating in a random parking lot

in Virginia listening to SUP flying high again

ha ha ha ha ha oh we'll find one

before we got to Jamestown

my dad and I wanted to stop at Colonial Williamsburg

I had found out that they had just opened a new gun

range where you could shoot real

working muskets and any opportunity to shoot guns

we were there

they just built a new gun range

and I thought it was gonna just be blanks

and then they're like oh no

we have full lead rounds I must say

I have always wanted to shoot a musket

we have a couple of different firearms

that are really important to Virginia's history

in the 18th century

this is typically a wood block that holds rolled paper

tube for the bullet

the muskets fire at a rate of about 15 seconds a shot

how accurate are they well

the musket itself

is not really meant to be very accurate

so it can hit a man size target

out to around 75 yards or so

how do you fight a war with a gun that just can't

won't hit anything you throw it at them

that may be more accurate

start with a musket these are Flint locks

yeah basically

meaning it's gonna use a Flint

and a spark from the steel to ignite the powder charge

yeah okay

the way this operates is you pull this all the way back

close the pan there will be powder in the pan

the cock will slide forward

strike the hammer the Flint is harder than the steel

so it will actually be shaving pieces of steel off

at a high temperature

which will drop into the pan below

ignite the powder

and set off the larger powder charge inside

wow it's a hand held cannon really

yeah pretty much

it took you five minutes to load

but they

a lot of times they would have loaders and shooters

it might have battlefield must have been

okay hold on

let me load these 13 guns

alright so here's the bet

best of three shots winner takes all

loser has to wear a pointy triangle hat for the day

alright

alright so who's shooting first alright

alright

the range is going hot

pull the cock back

take aim at the target and fire when ready

alright so best of 3 shots

winner takes all

loser has to wear a pointy triangle hat for the day

alright we were on our road trip to Jamestown

and had stopped off at Colonial Williamsburg

where we had an opportunity to fire real

working muskets

take aim at the target and fire when ready

and have a little side back going

you got a dead center

you got a perfect center shot

you see the mop bottle in the middle high five

see

I'm older than you you grew up shooting these things

you've got it again in the center

are you aiming high or low

I'm telling I'm gonna tell you

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's a bit she's like

I don't wanna wear that that hat

what the heck okay

hang on a second here

you totally hustled me on that well

I had to see you in that pointy hat

I mean you got a perfect bullseye well

all right range is gonna go hot again

you would have to do this as quick as possible

while getting shot at and other people shooting

close the hammer pull it back to full cock

okay and then take aim and fire

you got it then did you yeah

got one it's so weird to have like clunk

boom versus just firing yeah

apparently

I got it through the seal on the second bottle let's go

get it let's go take a look no

I don't think so I don't think I got did I

one one there

I only got one one one

one two

see what I was doing when I was pulling the trigger

I aimed to that yeah'cause that's what I was doing

I was I was aiming like here

I was aiming here

and I thought the gun was going over there ah

you won the shooting competition

you better be bagging us a Turkey next Thanksgiving

I got more chance of running

running one over with my tank

ha ha hey Yee

oh merry old father

hahaha

the musket range was just outside of the actual town of

Colonial Williamsburg

Colonial Williamsburg is set as if it is 1770

so pre Revolutionary War meaning

it's still meant to feel like it's a British colony

you know they've got the blacksmith

they've got the wig maker

all that kind of stuff the wig maker

yeah

cause I remember everyone used to wear those dumb wigs

why because it was like a sign of prosperity

it's stupid

we had arrived and then left

both our car and the 21st century behind us

do I look like a fine gentleman you look very fine

it's weird to see the English flag flying in in America

oh yeah

this is fake town you're on

it's not a fake this is actually like a working town

it hasn't been built for this

it was just restored to this

it's been restored complete with poop

it's kind of cool beautiful

this is Michael on a shop farmer Susie's call

hello good afternoon

the jars and bottles on the shelves behind me

represent prepared medications

they're made in big batches and stored

and that way it can be dispensed and used immediately

here's a lozenge for heartburn

main ingredient is chalk it's exactly what we use today

do you have opium spectin

we have opium chemicals derived from opium

which include morphine and codeine don't exist

yet was there any drug addicts back then

it would not have been a common occurrence

the expense of opium would prohibit

many people from becoming addicted

the majority of opium would be used to treat

severe diarrhea opium for diarrhea

like it's gonna be the most painful diarrhea ever

if you had a time machine

ha ha ha ha if I could have one wish

a time machine I'd take my stereo back there

and get a case of real bad dysentery

bring an iPod

a stereo and some dysentery and a time machine

you have a great night out hahaha

and so would people come for amputations here

that work would take place in your home

for an amputation

the doctor would come to the house and strap you down

and he would typically have assistance holding you down

you need to be able to hold the body part still enough

so that you can cut accurately

so was it stone cold sober when

when I oh yes

I'm a teetotaler oh yes

no opium no opium

is it for teeth it's actually not for teeth

these are called bone nippers

if you're sawing through a bone and it breaks off

you can leave a jagged piece of bone sticking out

and so

we need to nip that off so that you have a clean bone

to be able to create a stump

to break a bone is incredibly painful

can you imagine someone cutting your leg off right

and then taking out these giant

like pliers

have bones got nerve yes

your bones have feelings

and then just going crank crank

oh I just

I can't oh man

that must have been so painful

wow what's that opium

you're obsessed

I want opium well

we'll give you the opium

after the operation is over with

Colonial America was a lot darker than I thought

I agree thank you very much

you're welcome thank you

have a nice day thank you

do the bone nippers oh

that I can't imagine the pain that would be

hello good day sir

good day to you back in the day

buying a wig was as normal as getting a haircut

so we couldn't leave Williamsburg

without checking out the wig shop

wow lots of wigs

indeed it is my name is Mary

nice to meet you Mary

please to meet you Sir Jack

Jack please to meet you too

well I'll let you know

I don't know if you heard the news

but if you want the best quality wig

what I'm gonna have to do to you

shave your head bald

fortunately I'm never gonna have to worry about wearing

wearing a wig for real cause all she's all my hair

I know I was born to

blessed with such fine hair

I'll get your head shaven

get your block kid made up

you've heard that before block kid

where it comes from

although some of those hairstyles in the 80s

those are pretty wig like Bob

now do you see what I'm doing here

I'm actually wrapping the hairs around tighten it up

slide it right over

and then I'm gonna stitch it onto the base here let

oh yeah why do people wear wigs

because it's fashion oh yeah

and and and we want to imitate our betters

who sets the fashions where you come from

obviously it's men of great prominence politicians

musicians perhaps I mean

you did have some big hair in the 80s

it wasn't that big you're right

it was fucking huge

now would you want to put a wig on your head Jack

sure very good indeed

how we looking very from boy

I look in the part dear say so

you got a club wig on at the moment

there we go most fashionable

can I can I can I take you can put your hat on

can I put my hat on

and I'll let you see what you look like wow

the most handsome Master Jack

I tell you that straight away

and and the big hair got smaller and smaller

and those tips just got frostier and frostier what

it's like Duran Duran and Jerry Seinfeld had a kid

it's called Fashion Jack the 80s was such a dark time

let's get something on for Master O

I think this one's better I think so

I think this one speaks to more

I think you should stand up side by side

he looks like his lordship now ha ha

now do you see that one up right up there

that that white one up there on the big shelf

that one right there that's a macaroni

he's a ladies man that one be right there

now we're talking most fashionable

so I'm not gonna shave you today sir

so you don't have to get a bit nervous

hmm although we could

I think maybe we should shave it yeah

here we go

I'm all yours

oh my God this is amazing

hold your head up sir now you look like this is amazing

quite a ladies man

do you want to see what you look like

yeah I'll show you right here

that's the ladies man's week right there

I dare say it's gonna be costing about at least £10

two acres of land for this one week right here

so my dad and I are finally headed to Jamestown and uh

we're gonna try and solve this mystery

to see if there were actually any Osborns there uh

before we go though

I need my dad to redo his DNA spit test

last time we did it it was mostly coffee in his so uh

we need to get a clean sample

hello hi Jack

hi how you doing

did you sleep good I slept alright

what's going on what are we doing today

Jamestown oh great fabulous

I really was really looking forward to doing that uh

but before we go um

remember the DNA test we did

yeah I need to get you to do another one

because you had coffee 30 minutes before

can't believe I have to spit in this

thing all over again well

it's easier than a piss test

I can I got more piss than spit

alright that should be enough

alright let's get this going

alright we're good to go

I'm gonna send this off it's all weird to me

thousands of people do this

James Turner

I'm really shocked about finding out it's cannibalism

not that I went into cannibalism

you sure about that old Jeffrey Dahmer over there

no I never

ever thought cannibalism was in the United States

I can imagine that

one would only really want to eat someone

if that was the only thing left to eat

to eat someone else

that's crazy right

when his feet stank I think everyone stank back then

that's true I still don't get why you're so obsessed

with cannibalism my options are limited

I'm not eating gluten anymore

and let's not forget it's the other white meat

hahaha

I found online

a bunch of stuff about the Osborns that were there

it begs the question of were we related

and we all are related

all of all the Osborn by one way or the other

I mean they probably were cannibal Osborns

best of both worlds we're both could be happy yes

hi Doctor Kelso

it's Jack and Ozzy Osbourne yeah

we're actually about 5 minutes away

just wanted to make sure that we're still good to go

great they are uh

expecting us okay great

I'm excited'cause this doctor is gonna give us the no

BS assessment

you know it's gonna be like

here's what happened

tell you what I think about Jameson

I keep going on about it

but what's really intriguing to me is that work

cannibalism when you're hungry

you'll eat anything yeah

we're gonna be eating each other ooh

every time go away you take a piece of meat with you

I had arranged for us to meet Doctor William Kelso

the lead archaeologist at Jamestown

I had hoped he could tell us what we wanted to know

about the Osborns in colonial America oh

and cannibalism couldn't forget the cannibalism

here we go let's get a motherfucking Jamestown on

triangle hats this is like

we probably like it yeah

seems like a good place to set up shop right

nice marshy land I must have been

what the fuck was that just up here

I know they must like really

this is the new world wow

look at the obelisk so

this is what I remember reading about Jamestown

back in school

British colonists actually first built Fort James

on a swampy island in Virginia

in 16 o 7

Jamestown was the first permanent settlement

in what would become the United States

the Queen came here yeah

what the fuck did you come here

for this was the birthplace of the British Empire

so captain John Smith

actually LED the way in teaching the colonists

basic survival skills the colonists were lousy farmers

so they depended on the Native Americans for help

Jamestown actually got on its feet

when Pocahontas's husband began harvesting tobacco

to export to Europe

the epic failure of Jamestown was now a boom town

what's this

he's going when the fuck is the boat coming back

I like his boots ha

ha ha ha John Smith

yeah selfie with John Smith

oh I'm getting married

watch out dad

don't light catch fire what

we're walking into a church

don't ignite get the holy water

we need an old priest and a young priest

the exorcist yeah

mother need sucks that smell

this is the found the original found

it must be the original yeah

yeah wow

the original

400 years ago yep

but this must be the first staple in the world

yep Doctor Kelso

how's it going okay

I'm Jack Osborne hi

nice to meet you Jack

nice to meet you nice to meet you

wow thanks for taking the time to meet up with us

so is this the lost well okay

to orient you this is a quarter scale model

so that's the size of what it was

and

this was supposed to have been lost to river erosion

for two and a half centuries

before tobacco farming kick started the economy

Jamestown pretty much perished between 16:09 and 16:10

The winter was absolutely terrible

the Native Americans turned on the settlers

and there was literally nothing to eat

they called it the starving time

and only 60 of the original colonists actually survived

people were cannibalizing

yeah right behind you here uh

is an open cellar that's been reopened by us

and uh

what we found in one of the layers in there was a

a mutilated skull human skull uh

and a severed leg bone wow

turned out to be a 14 year old English girl

there was but was she dead when they were in the castle

yeah she wasn't killed for it

uh you could tell from the forensic

the way the cuts were on the skull

oh that she wasn't moving around

so it was very desperate time

yeah oh that

I mean yeah

I mean

it's one thing to hear about cannibalism at Jamestown

but then when they start telling us

that it was a 14 year old girl

that they ate one thing about eating someone

but she's been dead for a while

and I dug her up oh

so we're walking into an area

that was an expanded part of the fort

and those guys are down in another one of these cellars

that was probably underneath

what was called a blockhouse

so this is totally active

and you guys are pulling out artifacts from here

yes regularly

why don't you come in sure

and get a little closer here

this is Mariana and Dave hi Mariana

hi Dave

real archaeologist found anything lately

yeah a little bit

there's some stuff in the screen there Bill

well this is just what

in the last hour or so

yeah there's a bricks

uh those are probably the first

the earliest bricks in the country

and some Indian pottery

whatever is sort of the fallout of what would

like that trash is our treasure now

is there is there

is there uh

ledgers of names of people who were here

would they maintain yes

not as complete as we would like it

but by the first hundred and four

maybe 80 people named will there any Osborn

is there any way we can actually see a list of names

yeah and we have

we call an archearium it's it's

it's a different sort of museum of archaeology

and if you just go in that direction

you'll get there awesome

thank you very much thank you

after the cannibalism story

I wasn't sure whether I wanted to know the answer

what can you believe a dog

dead bodies up in it it must have been all easy

ha ha

Doctor Kelso arranged for us to get

that's where he lives yeah

that's the rediscovery center

wow before we went to the museum

to see if there were actually any Osborns at Jamestown

Doctor Kelso arranged for us to check out the lab

and the skull of the 14 year old girl

the archaeologists called Jane

hello hello welcome

thank you

ooh

whoa I got all this from here

what I'm really interested in is this cannibalism

they didn't kill them they were already dead

and they dug some people up

that must have been unbelievable

yeah I mean

it's pretty crazy to think that they went from like

300 people down to like 60

it must have been like

an all you can eat buffet down there

what's the story with Jane

the Jane we found in that kitchen cellar

she was consumed during this

that starving time winter of 16

9 and 10 this is her

this is a 3D print of her

these are the first tentative marks on her cranium

but she was dead when they ate her

yes I wonder how they could tell it was

she was dead before they ate her

by the sequence of strike marks

even if you've passed out and you get hit

you will move and so there would be

under microscope yep

you'd see that in the actual cut marks

they rolled her over onto her face

did major cuts on her back with an axe till they cut

why would they eat the head was

it was more flesh on it

the brain actually has the most calories

oh really

so they busted her skull open to eat her brain

oh man

so it it's not my wife's cooking

the crack continued up through the sagittal uh

suture and the coronal suture

and then they also went through her ear with a knife

so that's good to actually open up the the cavity to

to get to the brain is there any record

did they kill her to eat her or was she already died

there are two examples uh

that make it into the historic record

uh one is

they dug up a native Indian after he had died

and consumed him and then in six instances

they mentioned a woman who was powdered

and consumed by her husband

save her head now what does powdered mean

salted oh

oh okay

so you made like jerky out of her

so I could do the wife jerky better than the wife brown

so you'd eat a leg might have a wing or a leg or arm

I kind of think though

that making jerky out of your wife would be better

she was a total jerk

after our look around the lab

we moved on to the Jamestown Museum

hoping to meet the real Jane oh

and any other Osborn who might have been there

or even eaten her

G I J now this is the actual skull look

look at the marks in the neck

yeah

and they whacked you with the oh

it's just so horrible

well here's the names of the original

I know the original hundred and four

any name if there's not any of us

is there any names you can see that we know let's see

oh there's John Smith you know why they're called Smith

well cause they were blacksmiths carpenters

so it was like letting you know what their trade was

so he was a sailor he was a barber bricklayer

bricklayer Mason there's no Osbornes listed on the wall

I'm gonna go check out the bookstore

hey dad look

I just found this genealogy book

and it's got a bunch of stuff about Osbornes in it

John Osborn on February 16th, 1624

John Osborn was living on Jamestown Island

where he headed a household that included his wife

on December 31st

there's a Thomas Osborne

there's more information on him

the George Osborne wow

there's so many lot lot of Osbornes here Kelly Osborne

we should leave her here on June 21st, 16

Bridewell Court decided that George Osborne

who had been sentenced to prison at Middlesex

would be transported overseas

so part of his sentence was he got sentenced to

very interesting

look at that sky

it's like a fire in it fire in the sky you know

of the hundred and four settlers

there weren't any Osbornes but

but later on you know

some Osbornes turned up so I'm just

I'm hoping that maybe those DNA tests we did can

maybe unveil some connection

dad what's up

I got the DNA results what for

oh yeah everything we did yeah

from this the one you had to spit in the jar

the bad news is I know

we were kind of doing this to

see if there was any connection to us and Jamestown

because of there were a lot of Osbornes there

and so far there is nothing

that proves that we had any family members

at Jamestown I found this interesting

now genetically speaking

it says here that um

you have a DNA of a Cannibal Neanderthal tribe

oh great

your arm looks so good so here's a question

would you rather a sweet human or a salty human

I wouldn't fancy any human to eat

you've changed but it's a bat

you'd be all over it a bat again

that bat's had more airplay than me