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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,179 --> 00:00:09,419 okay the core of what we're doing is 2 00:00:09,419 --> 00:00:13,099 this is you and I on the road exploring history 3 00:00:13,099 --> 00:00:14,140 fabulous alright 4 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:14,859 here what we do we're gonna 5 00:00:14,859 --> 00:00:16,660 we're gonna do a rock paper scissor right now 6 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:17,660 and if I win 7 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:20,679 we do this entire trip on horseback and wagons 8 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,859 scissor you've never played rock paper scissor 9 00:00:23,859 --> 00:00:24,820 no I've never played 10 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:27,600 it's a dumb game rock paper scissor ugh 11 00:00:28,179 --> 00:00:29,800 rock paper scissor ugh 12 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:31,899 ha ha 13 00:00:32,579 --> 00:00:36,119 my name is Jack Osborne and this is my dad Ozzy 14 00:00:36,179 --> 00:00:38,320 heavy metal god are you ready 15 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:43,500 Prince of darkness and surprisingly enough history nerd 16 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:47,039 as the old saying goes like father like son 17 00:00:47,719 --> 00:00:49,299 so my dad and I are doing something 18 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,820 we've always wanted to do 19 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:52,859 we're hitting the road just the two of us 20 00:00:52,859 --> 00:00:54,299 and a bucket list of places 21 00:00:54,299 --> 00:00:56,740 and things we've only ever read about in books 22 00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:58,600 oh my god this is amazing 23 00:00:59,219 --> 00:01:01,159 all seen on TV and the web 24 00:01:01,340 --> 00:01:02,820 do you have your knife yes 25 00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:04,719 civil days we might need it 26 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:07,579 there are no roadies no tour buses 27 00:01:07,579 --> 00:01:10,219 what the fuck is this no boundaries 28 00:01:10,219 --> 00:01:11,019 oh 29 00:01:11,859 --> 00:01:14,939 welcome to Ozzy and Jack's world detour 30 00:01:14,939 --> 00:01:16,879 let's rock and roll 31 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,719 alright we are in Virginia 32 00:01:30,739 --> 00:01:33,540 me and my dad are on a bit of a road trip to Jamestown 33 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,719 Jamestown was the first British colony 34 00:01:35,879 --> 00:01:38,299 here in New World in doing research 35 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,180 I found that there were four Osbornes 36 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:42,980 living in Jamestown or migrated to Jamestown 37 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:45,540 from Great Britain around 1630 38 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:46,980 so I kind of 39 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:49,500 think that we could have maybe had some ancestors there 40 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,799 so that being said 41 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,680 Onward for the British Empire 42 00:01:54,379 --> 00:01:56,099 hello hi Jack 43 00:01:56,099 --> 00:01:57,620 how was your night good good 44 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,540 you told me about this Jamestown thing 45 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,659 but what was interesting to me was 46 00:02:01,659 --> 00:02:04,379 there was suspected cannibalism there well 47 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,019 the Brits sent a bunch of people over 48 00:02:06,019 --> 00:02:08,340 but none of these people had agricultural experience 49 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,580 no one knows how to grow things 50 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:13,039 and so 80% of the people that first arrived died 51 00:02:13,039 --> 00:02:14,740 and because they weren't getting supplies 52 00:02:14,740 --> 00:02:16,300 and they had a couple brutal winters 53 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,740 and they couldn't grow a lot of things 54 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:20,680 they ate the farm animals and then the pets 55 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,639 and then each other supposedly 56 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:24,020 how do you know all this in my mind 57 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:26,099 you're an amateur historian 58 00:02:26,099 --> 00:02:27,400 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 59 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:30,360 what's that DNA tests 60 00:02:30,819 --> 00:02:32,500 I got some blood no 61 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:33,819 we got a spit spit 62 00:02:33,819 --> 00:02:34,620 yep 63 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:37,979 you're kidding me this will sequence your DNA 64 00:02:37,979 --> 00:02:39,939 and give you a ton of information about you 65 00:02:39,939 --> 00:02:42,659 why are we doing this when I was researching Jamestown 66 00:02:42,659 --> 00:02:45,599 I found that there were four Osbornes at 67 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:48,580 this is gonna prove it's one of them as horny as me no 68 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:50,699 it's gonna see if there were any ancestors 69 00:02:50,699 --> 00:02:53,300 this is weird man shut up and spit in it 70 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:54,500 what do you what do you do 71 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:55,939 spit in it and fill that line 72 00:02:55,939 --> 00:02:58,819 see the line right there that's a lot of spit man 73 00:02:58,819 --> 00:03:00,259 that's not bad I ain't got 74 00:03:00,259 --> 00:03:02,639 that much spit in my body man 75 00:03:04,099 --> 00:03:05,599 this is what I yeah 76 00:03:08,659 --> 00:03:11,080 this is barbaric isn't it 77 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,879 my mouth is orange did you eat or drink anything 78 00:03:16,659 --> 00:03:18,659 yeah water and coffee 79 00:03:18,659 --> 00:03:20,500 oh might as well stop then 80 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,139 why we can't use it 81 00:03:22,139 --> 00:03:23,460 if you've been eating or drinking anything 82 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:24,979 within 30 minutes well 83 00:03:24,979 --> 00:03:26,860 well just don't know alright 84 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:27,659 just snap that 85 00:03:27,659 --> 00:03:30,479 shut that and now let that liquid fall in there 86 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:31,740 uh you've got 87 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:33,960 you like hawked a Luigi into that 88 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:35,620 what the fuck is this spit 89 00:03:35,620 --> 00:03:38,639 it comes out of me I guess Luigi's a DNA 90 00:03:40,099 --> 00:03:41,680 ugh I got spit on my hand 91 00:03:43,659 --> 00:03:45,099 why you got that spice on 92 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,439 for cause I got your spit on my hands 93 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,340 oh my God really 94 00:03:49,340 --> 00:03:51,620 I had your on my hands at one point 95 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:52,759 yeah right 96 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:57,199 so we headed out on the road to Jamestown 97 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:58,900 everywhere you go in Virginia 98 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:01,099 you literally run into history 99 00:04:01,099 --> 00:04:04,020 my dad has always been fascinated with World War 2 100 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,199 and we had a chance to go to a museum of military tanks 101 00:04:07,219 --> 00:04:08,900 so we were all over that 102 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:11,099 right now we're gonna go drive the tanks 103 00:04:11,099 --> 00:04:13,259 the World War 2 tanks quite interesting 104 00:04:13,259 --> 00:04:15,819 super interesting the guy actually has the largest 105 00:04:15,819 --> 00:04:17,899 tank collection in America vintage 106 00:04:17,899 --> 00:04:19,680 vintage okay 107 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:31,000 before we start I just wanna say thanks for coming ha 108 00:04:31,699 --> 00:04:33,120 thanks for having me 109 00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:35,019 I'm Mark how's it going Mark 110 00:04:35,019 --> 00:04:35,860 pleasure Jack 111 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:36,920 how are you nice to meet you Richard 112 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:39,379 how's it going one of the pleasure volunteers here 113 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,220 hey nice to meet you 114 00:04:40,220 --> 00:04:41,259 thanks for having us 115 00:04:41,259 --> 00:04:42,779 you guys know a little bit about tanks right 116 00:04:42,779 --> 00:04:44,660 he probably knows a little bit more about this era 117 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,779 of tanks than I do 118 00:04:45,779 --> 00:04:46,819 my love of World War 2 119 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:49,300 is primarily because I was born in 48 120 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,620 and World War 2 was over in 45 121 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:56,319 and tanks were used in that kind of battle setting 122 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,699 I think you'd rewrite the battlefield books 123 00:04:58,699 --> 00:04:59,060 hmm 124 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:01,339 I was watching a thing about towards the end of the war 125 00:05:01,339 --> 00:05:03,720 Hitler's got Porsche to build 126 00:05:04,019 --> 00:05:06,660 it's really massive tank a mouse 127 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:08,980 it was that big it was absolutely 128 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:11,879 before it started it could have been 188 tons 129 00:05:12,339 --> 00:05:13,019 oh wow 130 00:05:13,019 --> 00:05:14,980 which country built the first tank 131 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:17,379 the British get credit for the first tank 132 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:18,959 how did they get the name tanks 133 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:19,899 it was a code word 134 00:05:19,899 --> 00:05:21,180 so nobody knew what they were building 135 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,720 because it was done by the Admiralty 136 00:05:22,899 --> 00:05:25,300 that's why we this is called a deck on a tank 137 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,720 these are all naval terms 138 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:27,819 World War 1 139 00:05:27,819 --> 00:05:30,339 they used to refer to the tanks as landships 140 00:05:30,339 --> 00:05:31,500 it's pretty fascinating though 141 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,939 that the Navy first invented tanks 142 00:05:33,939 --> 00:05:35,459 and called them landships 143 00:05:35,459 --> 00:05:37,620 it's quite interesting so Sherman 144 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:38,860 US World War 2 145 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,459 everybody built American tanks 146 00:05:40,459 --> 00:05:42,300 locomotive companies car companies 147 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,819 50,000 were made that's also something 148 00:05:44,819 --> 00:05:47,180 that was key to America's success in the war 149 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,620 the fact that multiple manufacturers 150 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:51,579 were able to make so many of these 151 00:05:51,579 --> 00:05:54,100 that was part of the key to our success in World War 2 152 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,060 we outbuilt them 153 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,720 how many tanks are on the property 154 00:05:56,779 --> 00:05:58,660 about 60 tanks wow 155 00:05:58,660 --> 00:05:59,779 we started as a collection 156 00:05:59,779 --> 00:06:00,740 became a museum 157 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:03,379 built on the stories of soldiers that served 158 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:04,819 let's go take a look around at some stuff 159 00:06:04,819 --> 00:06:06,740 it's one of the earliest running Shermans in the world 160 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,980 it's an m41 it's got a radial engine wow 161 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:12,959 there's no room how many people would be one of them 162 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,980 five men five men 163 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:17,180 three guys in the turret got your gunner up here 164 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:18,500 your commander position here 165 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,939 and the loaders on this side 166 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:20,980 he loads the main gun 167 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:22,259 and then you got two guys up front 168 00:06:22,259 --> 00:06:24,899 you got a driver co driver's got a bow machine gun 169 00:06:24,899 --> 00:06:26,120 30 caliber Browning 170 00:06:26,259 --> 00:06:28,459 I just feel like a tank is a great way 171 00:06:28,459 --> 00:06:30,139 just to have fingers crushed all the time 172 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:31,040 oh absolutely 173 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:35,319 that's like a 35 pound doll yeah 174 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:39,259 this is a Chaffee tank we use light tanks as well 175 00:06:39,259 --> 00:06:40,920 as the British did during World War 2 176 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,620 you know we could take this out for a spin 177 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,399 if you guys want to absolutely 178 00:06:50,779 --> 00:06:52,540 climb up the side we'll get you up the ladder 179 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,620 we'll get right on top of the thing 180 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:54,899 so if you want to help hey 181 00:06:54,899 --> 00:06:58,120 let's do it get your dad in the hole first 182 00:06:58,259 --> 00:06:59,060 easy 183 00:06:59,139 --> 00:07:01,480 and you go in the left front hatch okay 184 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,120 you good yep 185 00:07:05,139 --> 00:07:08,879 let's do it find your comfy position Alrighty 186 00:07:09,579 --> 00:07:11,060 you got two sticks yep 187 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,980 left you're gonna pull the left stick toward you 188 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:14,100 okay to go right 189 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,899 you're gonna pull the right stick toward you okay 190 00:07:15,899 --> 00:07:16,779 in front of your right foot 191 00:07:16,779 --> 00:07:18,420 your gas pedal okay Ozzy 192 00:07:18,420 --> 00:07:20,240 you okay yo 193 00:07:36,339 --> 00:07:37,639 is awesome 194 00:07:51,779 --> 00:07:52,980 oops did I stall it 195 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:53,939 yeah we stalled it 196 00:07:53,939 --> 00:07:56,579 sorry about that so how did you break the tank 197 00:07:56,579 --> 00:07:58,620 I didn't necessarily break the tank 198 00:07:58,620 --> 00:07:59,779 you think you broke the tank 199 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:01,620 I don't like that tongue OK 200 00:08:01,620 --> 00:08:03,699 breaking implies can't be repaired 201 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:06,220 it was working before you got in here okay 202 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:08,139 so I sold it out big deal 203 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:12,000 I'm combat testing it combat testing it until it broke 204 00:08:12,019 --> 00:08:13,100 so when you're in battle 205 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,560 what are you gonna say to the Germans 206 00:08:14,579 --> 00:08:16,120 uh hold on Hansen 207 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,699 it's talk amongst yourselves 208 00:08:17,699 --> 00:08:20,100 have a couple of snaps while I'll fix his tank 209 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,279 it's all sold out and I'm gonna go Yaba 210 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:24,620 we will have snaps while you finish 211 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,040 tank hahaha 212 00:08:26,819 --> 00:08:29,079 might as well take a picture of the tank I broke hahaha 213 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:33,039 tank breaker hahaha sorry 214 00:08:38,379 --> 00:08:39,360 good to go 215 00:08:40,139 --> 00:08:40,580 alright dad 216 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:42,320 it's your turn to drive yeah OK 217 00:08:44,139 --> 00:08:44,620 alright alright 218 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:45,720 we do a little right stick 219 00:08:47,779 --> 00:08:48,700 that's it Jack 220 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,159 we good I'm good 221 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:51,980 oh dad 222 00:08:51,980 --> 00:08:52,779 move your foot 223 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,820 clutch push the clutch in okay 224 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:57,399 push your little pedal down push the clutch in 225 00:09:01,299 --> 00:09:04,159 nice job Prince of Tank Breakers hahaha 226 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:11,039 we should get your dad down here 227 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,779 on our way to Jamestown 228 00:09:12,779 --> 00:09:15,259 my dad and I stopped off in rural Virginia 229 00:09:15,259 --> 00:09:18,379 to live out our personal World War 2 tank fantasies 230 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:19,460 at the largest private 231 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:22,100 collection of tanks in the US Jack we good 232 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:25,440 I'm good but my dad was having a little difficulty 233 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,259 oh dad move your foot clutch 234 00:09:29,259 --> 00:09:30,179 push the clutch in 235 00:09:30,179 --> 00:09:32,759 push the clutch in push the clutch in 236 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,399 ha ha ha ha 237 00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:39,899 there's a rumor going around that I stole the tank 238 00:09:39,899 --> 00:09:41,039 that is complete 239 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,600 but what about when you stole the tank 240 00:09:44,539 --> 00:09:49,299 that was just it was resting let's the tank was resting 241 00:09:49,299 --> 00:09:50,340 yes that's it 242 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,620 you see a little black handle down here to your right 243 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,580 this one right here is a little handle up 244 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:55,879 just knock your seat down 245 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:59,659 can you not see the handle here 246 00:09:59,659 --> 00:10:01,159 I can do it alright 247 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,620 keep stand stand up a little bit more I can do it dad 248 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:05,220 but you wanna guide my hand to the handle 249 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,960 I can't hold you hold on don't sit down 250 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,299 how's that is that better Ozzy 251 00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:11,340 yeah much better 252 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:13,139 now with my dad's seat adjusted 253 00:10:13,139 --> 00:10:16,019 it was time to see if he could get this 40,000 pound 254 00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:17,139 vehicle into gear 255 00:10:17,139 --> 00:10:18,440 and keep it there 256 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:19,899 yeah 257 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:47,100 nothing remotely like driving a car no 258 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,299 you gotta think with the opposite side of your brain 259 00:10:49,299 --> 00:10:51,320 cause this is that way this is it 260 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:52,879 it's weird yeah 261 00:10:57,419 --> 00:11:00,720 how awesome was that that was good fun 262 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:04,500 Wanna hear it go bang let's hear it go bang okay 263 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,919 we're gonna prep and go 264 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,259 so what are we firing today 265 00:11:10,259 --> 00:11:12,259 we're gonna fire a 75 millimeter blank 266 00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:15,559 how far will one of these rounds go a few miles wow 267 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,960 alright let's get back 268 00:11:17,179 --> 00:11:18,440 rounds are live 269 00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:21,320 3 2 270 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,679 Jeez help there we go 271 00:11:32,179 --> 00:11:33,759 how was that ooh 272 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,000 that was fun 273 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:39,559 is it noisy inside there not as bad as it is out there 274 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:41,799 that was awesome man 275 00:11:42,379 --> 00:11:44,940 pretty good bang in it so where the neighbors 276 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:47,220 that cannon was like the loudest thing I've ever heard 277 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,399 you must have missed the last Black Sabbath show 278 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:50,919 hahaha 279 00:11:51,539 --> 00:11:53,100 when you hear that you feel it 280 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:53,860 oh yeah 281 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:58,019 honestly they could probably heard that in Mars what 282 00:11:58,019 --> 00:12:00,120 they probably heard that battle on Mars 283 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,360 what exactly 284 00:12:03,179 --> 00:12:04,940 after we had our ears blown out 285 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:06,460 our journey to Jamestown 286 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,440 continued through historic Virginia 287 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:12,379 so it's fair to say we're in Civil War country now 288 00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:13,460 are we big time 289 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,220 The Civil War kind of started around here 290 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,360 and ended around here this was like the front line 291 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,899 so I was on the internet last night 292 00:12:19,899 --> 00:12:21,259 yeah and I found this place 293 00:12:21,259 --> 00:12:23,700 that has this famous general's arm 294 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,779 buried here what 295 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,399 and during the Civil War 296 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,659 Stonewall Jackson was a general 297 00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:32,340 he sounds like he was an interior designer 298 00:12:32,340 --> 00:12:34,419 no he was actually one of the most gifted 299 00:12:34,419 --> 00:12:36,980 tactical commanders in US military history 300 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,460 they called him Stonewall Jackson 301 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,620 because he built walls out of stone 302 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:42,299 well he stopped like in advance 303 00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:43,679 so he was like a stone wall 304 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:46,419 but he got his arm shot accidentally by his 305 00:12:46,419 --> 00:12:50,220 his own troops and they had to amputate his arm 306 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:51,340 I mean he built a wall 307 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:55,200 what did they call him Stonewall one arm Jackson 308 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:57,019 he probably would have been called that 309 00:12:57,019 --> 00:13:00,039 but he died seven days later oh 310 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,240 Stonewall one arm 311 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,840 dead Jackson 312 00:13:04,899 --> 00:13:06,980 so when Stonewall Jackson died 313 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,820 his soldiers told his wife 314 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:09,580 hey listen 315 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,820 we know where his arm is 316 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:13,059 do you want to reunite the arm with his body 317 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,820 and they were deeply religious 318 00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:15,460 and his wife said 319 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,960 was the arm given a proper Christian burial 320 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,500 and they said yes 321 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,240 they want a funeral for his own 322 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,340 uh huh she said 323 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:24,580 in that case don't disturb the grave 324 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,519 what weird right 325 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,759 no I'm getting an education I need to start more 326 00:13:34,059 --> 00:13:36,919 let's do this let's go find some stone wallage 327 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,940 let's see the slimest grave in history here 328 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:42,879 give me a hand 329 00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:47,399 I can say oh look handicap entrance 330 00:13:49,379 --> 00:13:54,139 let's see Elwood was a prosperous Virginia farm in 1798 331 00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:56,460 dwelling looked out over the rolling farmland 332 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,659 something to deliver yeah 333 00:13:57,659 --> 00:13:58,419 oh wow look 334 00:13:58,419 --> 00:14:00,419 this is where the battles were all here 335 00:14:00,419 --> 00:14:01,139 oh look 336 00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,360 yeah just over there wow 337 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:05,639 60,000 casualties wow 338 00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:06,879 sad 339 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,480 very cool okay 340 00:14:10,659 --> 00:14:11,600 here here 341 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:15,460 alright where is this cemetery 342 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:16,580 it's only a small cemetery 343 00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:17,399 it's only but it's 344 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,639 oh there it is over there 345 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,399 Stonewall Jackson's arm hahaha 346 00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:30,340 here in the Jones family cemetery 347 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:33,840 lies the remains of Stonewall Jackson's left arm 348 00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:35,799 it's like a monkey poison 349 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,940 mm hmm why did it bury it 350 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,259 yeah let's see 351 00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:42,340 Jackson Chaplin visited the hospital later that morning 352 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,240 as he was leaving Jackson's tent 353 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:47,940 Lacey saw the general's amputated arm lying outside 354 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:49,220 just laying on the ground 355 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,220 oh he gathered up the limb 356 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,539 and carried it across the field 357 00:14:52,539 --> 00:14:54,220 to his brother's estate Elwood 358 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,759 and buried it here at the family cemetery 359 00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:59,899 wow he just feels so incomplete in the afterlife 360 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,159 it was an armless hahaha 361 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:03,539 yeah it was a 362 00:15:03,539 --> 00:15:05,220 it was an armless thing to do 363 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:08,279 Stonewall's arm high five 364 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,419 with a ways to go before hitting Jamestown 365 00:15:14,419 --> 00:15:15,580 I started to get hungry 366 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,820 but my dad had an appetite for something else 367 00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:20,139 one historical fact that was gnawing on him 368 00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:21,320 about Jamestown 369 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,740 hey I may ask you a question 370 00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:25,620 what caused the cannibalism 371 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,720 like a food the Native Americans 372 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,059 essentially besieged from Jamestown 373 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,460 oh the story of Pocahontas was based at Jamestown 374 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:33,379 okay oh 375 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:35,700 chick fil A let's go to chick fil A 376 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:38,419 let's go to chick fil A what is chick fil a 377 00:15:38,419 --> 00:15:40,820 chick fil a is this like chain restaurant 378 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,259 but it's only chicken oh 379 00:15:42,259 --> 00:15:43,059 I'm not going 380 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,159 absolutely amazing 381 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,039 alright is that where we going 382 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,080 no but we can get it for lunch 383 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,419 sauce and chicken yeah 384 00:15:55,419 --> 00:15:56,320 but it's good 385 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:58,960 we'll do a spicy chicken deluxe 386 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,960 we'll do an order of nuggets and then a um 387 00:16:02,259 --> 00:16:04,840 regular chick fil a deluxe with no tomato if possible 388 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,100 and an Arnold Palmer lots of lemon 389 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,120 sure thanks 390 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:10,820 hi hi 391 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,340 thank you look at all that lemon 392 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:17,600 let's just pull up over here we'll eat over here 393 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,519 oh 394 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,139 just a little chick fil a 395 00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:35,080 while we consume some Ozzy Osbourne with Ozzy Osbourne 396 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:38,580 do you ever think 397 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,740 you'd be eating in a random parking lot 398 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:44,139 in Virginia listening to SUP flying high again 399 00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:46,679 ha ha ha ha ha oh we'll find one 400 00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:57,860 before we got to Jamestown 401 00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:00,659 my dad and I wanted to stop at Colonial Williamsburg 402 00:17:00,659 --> 00:17:03,019 I had found out that they had just opened a new gun 403 00:17:03,019 --> 00:17:04,579 range where you could shoot real 404 00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:07,539 working muskets and any opportunity to shoot guns 405 00:17:07,539 --> 00:17:08,519 we were there 406 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,519 they just built a new gun range 407 00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:13,619 and I thought it was gonna just be blanks 408 00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:14,579 and then they're like oh no 409 00:17:14,579 --> 00:17:17,380 we have full lead rounds I must say 410 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:20,039 I have always wanted to shoot a musket 411 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,538 we have a couple of different firearms 412 00:17:22,538 --> 00:17:24,659 that are really important to Virginia's history 413 00:17:24,659 --> 00:17:25,778 in the 18th century 414 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,499 this is typically a wood block that holds rolled paper 415 00:17:28,499 --> 00:17:29,640 tube for the bullet 416 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,819 the muskets fire at a rate of about 15 seconds a shot 417 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,180 how accurate are they well 418 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:34,980 the musket itself 419 00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,819 is not really meant to be very accurate 420 00:17:36,819 --> 00:17:38,259 so it can hit a man size target 421 00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:41,480 out to around 75 yards or so 422 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:45,140 how do you fight a war with a gun that just can't 423 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,240 won't hit anything you throw it at them 424 00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:50,240 that may be more accurate 425 00:17:50,339 --> 00:17:52,380 start with a musket these are Flint locks 426 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:53,259 yeah basically 427 00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:54,660 meaning it's gonna use a Flint 428 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:57,859 and a spark from the steel to ignite the powder charge 429 00:17:57,859 --> 00:17:58,759 yeah okay 430 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:02,119 the way this operates is you pull this all the way back 431 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,039 close the pan there will be powder in the pan 432 00:18:05,059 --> 00:18:06,740 the cock will slide forward 433 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:10,319 strike the hammer the Flint is harder than the steel 434 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,059 so it will actually be shaving pieces of steel off 435 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,180 at a high temperature 436 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,960 which will drop into the pan below 437 00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:17,240 ignite the powder 438 00:18:17,819 --> 00:18:20,140 and set off the larger powder charge inside 439 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,140 wow it's a hand held cannon really 440 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,539 yeah pretty much 441 00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:26,140 it took you five minutes to load 442 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:26,579 but they 443 00:18:26,579 --> 00:18:29,259 a lot of times they would have loaders and shooters 444 00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:31,279 it might have battlefield must have been 445 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:32,480 okay hold on 446 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,799 let me load these 13 guns 447 00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:37,059 alright so here's the bet 448 00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:40,019 best of three shots winner takes all 449 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,940 loser has to wear a pointy triangle hat for the day 450 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:43,740 alright 451 00:18:48,539 --> 00:18:51,079 alright so who's shooting first alright 452 00:18:52,779 --> 00:18:53,579 alright 453 00:18:55,019 --> 00:18:56,599 the range is going hot 454 00:18:57,539 --> 00:18:58,759 pull the cock back 455 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:01,880 take aim at the target and fire when ready 456 00:19:08,099 --> 00:19:10,039 alright so best of 3 shots 457 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,259 winner takes all 458 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:15,180 loser has to wear a pointy triangle hat for the day 459 00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:17,500 alright we were on our road trip to Jamestown 460 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,660 and had stopped off at Colonial Williamsburg 461 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,539 where we had an opportunity to fire real 462 00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:22,640 working muskets 463 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,400 take aim at the target and fire when ready 464 00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:27,880 and have a little side back going 465 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:39,640 you got a dead center 466 00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:42,779 you got a perfect center shot 467 00:19:42,779 --> 00:19:45,400 you see the mop bottle in the middle high five 468 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:46,779 see 469 00:19:46,779 --> 00:19:50,759 I'm older than you you grew up shooting these things 470 00:19:59,779 --> 00:20:01,579 you've got it again in the center 471 00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:02,900 are you aiming high or low 472 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,099 I'm telling I'm gonna tell you 473 00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:06,500 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's a bit she's like 474 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,359 I don't wanna wear that that hat 475 00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,460 what the heck okay 476 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:15,460 hang on a second here 477 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:19,079 you totally hustled me on that well 478 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,839 I had to see you in that pointy hat 479 00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:24,720 I mean you got a perfect bullseye well 480 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,960 all right range is gonna go hot again 481 00:20:29,779 --> 00:20:32,019 you would have to do this as quick as possible 482 00:20:32,019 --> 00:20:34,059 while getting shot at and other people shooting 483 00:20:34,059 --> 00:20:36,359 close the hammer pull it back to full cock 484 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:38,960 okay and then take aim and fire 485 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,099 you got it then did you yeah 486 00:20:45,099 --> 00:20:48,339 got one it's so weird to have like clunk 487 00:20:48,339 --> 00:20:51,799 boom versus just firing yeah 488 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:58,019 apparently 489 00:20:58,019 --> 00:21:00,359 I got it through the seal on the second bottle let's go 490 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:10,140 get it let's go take a look no 491 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,220 I don't think so I don't think I got did I 492 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,319 one one there 493 00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:15,500 I only got one one one 494 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,299 one two 495 00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:19,299 see what I was doing when I was pulling the trigger 496 00:21:19,299 --> 00:21:21,779 I aimed to that yeah'cause that's what I was doing 497 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,140 I was I was aiming like here 498 00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:23,940 I was aiming here 499 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:26,000 and I thought the gun was going over there ah 500 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,519 you won the shooting competition 501 00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:30,980 you better be bagging us a Turkey next Thanksgiving 502 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:32,279 I got more chance of running 503 00:21:32,299 --> 00:21:34,099 running one over with my tank 504 00:21:34,099 --> 00:21:36,099 ha ha hey Yee 505 00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:37,880 oh merry old father 506 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,220 hahaha 507 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:45,140 the musket range was just outside of the actual town of 508 00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:46,680 Colonial Williamsburg 509 00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:51,740 Colonial Williamsburg is set as if it is 1770 510 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:54,259 so pre Revolutionary War meaning 511 00:21:54,259 --> 00:21:57,160 it's still meant to feel like it's a British colony 512 00:21:57,619 --> 00:21:59,140 you know they've got the blacksmith 513 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:00,380 they've got the wig maker 514 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,740 all that kind of stuff the wig maker 515 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:01,980 yeah 516 00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,400 cause I remember everyone used to wear those dumb wigs 517 00:22:04,539 --> 00:22:07,539 why because it was like a sign of prosperity 518 00:22:07,539 --> 00:22:08,480 it's stupid 519 00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:20,380 we had arrived and then left 520 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:23,759 both our car and the 21st century behind us 521 00:22:24,099 --> 00:22:28,920 do I look like a fine gentleman you look very fine 522 00:22:30,859 --> 00:22:33,880 it's weird to see the English flag flying in in America 523 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:34,799 oh yeah 524 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,599 this is fake town you're on 525 00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:39,700 it's not a fake this is actually like a working town 526 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:41,500 it hasn't been built for this 527 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,440 it was just restored to this 528 00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:45,640 it's been restored complete with poop 529 00:22:46,259 --> 00:22:47,920 it's kind of cool beautiful 530 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:51,200 this is Michael on a shop farmer Susie's call 531 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:53,599 hello good afternoon 532 00:22:56,779 --> 00:22:59,059 the jars and bottles on the shelves behind me 533 00:22:59,059 --> 00:23:01,359 represent prepared medications 534 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:03,759 they're made in big batches and stored 535 00:23:03,819 --> 00:23:06,680 and that way it can be dispensed and used immediately 536 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,099 here's a lozenge for heartburn 537 00:23:09,099 --> 00:23:12,539 main ingredient is chalk it's exactly what we use today 538 00:23:12,539 --> 00:23:14,160 do you have opium spectin 539 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:17,220 we have opium chemicals derived from opium 540 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:19,779 which include morphine and codeine don't exist 541 00:23:19,779 --> 00:23:22,339 yet was there any drug addicts back then 542 00:23:22,339 --> 00:23:24,779 it would not have been a common occurrence 543 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,579 the expense of opium would prohibit 544 00:23:27,579 --> 00:23:29,839 many people from becoming addicted 545 00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:32,859 the majority of opium would be used to treat 546 00:23:32,859 --> 00:23:36,019 severe diarrhea opium for diarrhea 547 00:23:36,019 --> 00:23:38,559 like it's gonna be the most painful diarrhea ever 548 00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:40,240 if you had a time machine 549 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:42,960 ha ha ha ha if I could have one wish 550 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:45,880 a time machine I'd take my stereo back there 551 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,920 and get a case of real bad dysentery 552 00:23:49,140 --> 00:23:49,940 bring an iPod 553 00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:52,619 a stereo and some dysentery and a time machine 554 00:23:52,619 --> 00:23:55,319 you have a great night out hahaha 555 00:23:57,059 --> 00:23:59,740 and so would people come for amputations here 556 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,039 that work would take place in your home 557 00:24:03,099 --> 00:24:04,319 for an amputation 558 00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:07,660 the doctor would come to the house and strap you down 559 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:11,420 and he would typically have assistance holding you down 560 00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:14,539 you need to be able to hold the body part still enough 561 00:24:14,539 --> 00:24:16,720 so that you can cut accurately 562 00:24:17,779 --> 00:24:19,579 so was it stone cold sober when 563 00:24:19,579 --> 00:24:20,700 when I oh yes 564 00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,140 I'm a teetotaler oh yes 565 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,700 no opium no opium 566 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,420 is it for teeth it's actually not for teeth 567 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:28,359 these are called bone nippers 568 00:24:28,900 --> 00:24:32,660 if you're sawing through a bone and it breaks off 569 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:36,079 you can leave a jagged piece of bone sticking out 570 00:24:36,339 --> 00:24:36,900 and so 571 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,940 we need to nip that off so that you have a clean bone 572 00:24:39,940 --> 00:24:41,500 to be able to create a stump 573 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,059 to break a bone is incredibly painful 574 00:24:44,059 --> 00:24:47,299 can you imagine someone cutting your leg off right 575 00:24:47,299 --> 00:24:49,099 and then taking out these giant 576 00:24:49,099 --> 00:24:50,299 like pliers 577 00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:52,380 have bones got nerve yes 578 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:54,119 your bones have feelings 579 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:57,319 and then just going crank crank 580 00:24:57,339 --> 00:24:59,099 oh I just 581 00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:00,940 I can't oh man 582 00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:03,720 that must have been so painful 583 00:25:04,579 --> 00:25:05,960 wow what's that opium 584 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,599 you're obsessed 585 00:25:08,619 --> 00:25:10,019 I want opium well 586 00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:11,059 we'll give you the opium 587 00:25:11,059 --> 00:25:13,400 after the operation is over with 588 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:17,359 Colonial America was a lot darker than I thought 589 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,099 I agree thank you very much 590 00:25:19,099 --> 00:25:20,900 you're welcome thank you 591 00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:22,599 have a nice day thank you 592 00:25:22,779 --> 00:25:24,799 do the bone nippers oh 593 00:25:24,819 --> 00:25:27,160 that I can't imagine the pain that would be 594 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,079 hello good day sir 595 00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:37,099 good day to you back in the day 596 00:25:37,099 --> 00:25:39,660 buying a wig was as normal as getting a haircut 597 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:41,579 so we couldn't leave Williamsburg 598 00:25:41,579 --> 00:25:43,380 without checking out the wig shop 599 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,319 wow lots of wigs 600 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,380 indeed it is my name is Mary 601 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,380 nice to meet you Mary 602 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,980 please to meet you Sir Jack 603 00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:51,559 Jack please to meet you too 604 00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:52,619 well I'll let you know 605 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:53,700 I don't know if you heard the news 606 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,559 but if you want the best quality wig 607 00:25:55,579 --> 00:25:57,359 what I'm gonna have to do to you 608 00:25:57,420 --> 00:25:58,519 shave your head bald 609 00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:02,380 fortunately I'm never gonna have to worry about wearing 610 00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:04,500 wearing a wig for real cause all she's all my hair 611 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,859 I know I was born to 612 00:26:05,859 --> 00:26:08,220 blessed with such fine hair 613 00:26:08,220 --> 00:26:09,339 I'll get your head shaven 614 00:26:09,339 --> 00:26:10,859 get your block kid made up 615 00:26:10,859 --> 00:26:12,500 you've heard that before block kid 616 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,640 where it comes from 617 00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:17,440 although some of those hairstyles in the 80s 618 00:26:18,299 --> 00:26:21,140 those are pretty wig like Bob 619 00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:23,200 now do you see what I'm doing here 620 00:26:23,339 --> 00:26:26,779 I'm actually wrapping the hairs around tighten it up 621 00:26:26,779 --> 00:26:28,140 slide it right over 622 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:31,200 and then I'm gonna stitch it onto the base here let 623 00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:34,180 oh yeah why do people wear wigs 624 00:26:34,180 --> 00:26:35,980 because it's fashion oh yeah 625 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:38,440 and and and we want to imitate our betters 626 00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:41,140 who sets the fashions where you come from 627 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:44,140 obviously it's men of great prominence politicians 628 00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:46,740 musicians perhaps I mean 629 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,920 you did have some big hair in the 80s 630 00:26:49,059 --> 00:26:50,539 it wasn't that big you're right 631 00:26:50,539 --> 00:26:52,160 it was fucking huge 632 00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:54,619 now would you want to put a wig on your head Jack 633 00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:56,160 sure very good indeed 634 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,400 how we looking very from boy 635 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,700 I look in the part dear say so 636 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,259 you got a club wig on at the moment 637 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,279 there we go most fashionable 638 00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:12,299 can I can I can I take you can put your hat on 639 00:27:12,299 --> 00:27:12,740 can I put my hat on 640 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:14,660 and I'll let you see what you look like wow 641 00:27:14,660 --> 00:27:16,299 the most handsome Master Jack 642 00:27:16,299 --> 00:27:17,839 I tell you that straight away 643 00:27:18,279 --> 00:27:20,500 and and the big hair got smaller and smaller 644 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:24,539 and those tips just got frostier and frostier what 645 00:27:24,539 --> 00:27:27,920 it's like Duran Duran and Jerry Seinfeld had a kid 646 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:31,700 it's called Fashion Jack the 80s was such a dark time 647 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,759 let's get something on for Master O 648 00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:39,339 I think this one's better I think so 649 00:27:39,339 --> 00:27:41,140 I think this one speaks to more 650 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:43,599 I think you should stand up side by side 651 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:46,880 he looks like his lordship now ha ha 652 00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:50,339 now do you see that one up right up there 653 00:27:50,339 --> 00:27:52,500 that that white one up there on the big shelf 654 00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,759 that one right there that's a macaroni 655 00:27:54,819 --> 00:27:57,079 he's a ladies man that one be right there 656 00:27:59,339 --> 00:28:02,259 now we're talking most fashionable 657 00:28:02,259 --> 00:28:03,859 so I'm not gonna shave you today sir 658 00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:05,660 so you don't have to get a bit nervous 659 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,019 hmm although we could 660 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,160 I think maybe we should shave it yeah 661 00:28:09,779 --> 00:28:10,880 here we go 662 00:28:11,460 --> 00:28:12,559 I'm all yours 663 00:28:14,099 --> 00:28:15,579 oh my God this is amazing 664 00:28:15,579 --> 00:28:19,500 hold your head up sir now you look like this is amazing 665 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,000 quite a ladies man 666 00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:23,859 do you want to see what you look like 667 00:28:23,859 --> 00:28:25,759 yeah I'll show you right here 668 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,380 that's the ladies man's week right there 669 00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:35,980 I dare say it's gonna be costing about at least £10 670 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:38,559 two acres of land for this one week right here 671 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:52,099 so my dad and I are finally headed to Jamestown and uh 672 00:28:52,099 --> 00:28:53,539 we're gonna try and solve this mystery 673 00:28:53,539 --> 00:28:56,180 to see if there were actually any Osborns there uh 674 00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:57,059 before we go though 675 00:28:57,059 --> 00:28:59,920 I need my dad to redo his DNA spit test 676 00:28:59,940 --> 00:29:02,779 last time we did it it was mostly coffee in his so uh 677 00:29:02,779 --> 00:29:04,200 we need to get a clean sample 678 00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:09,220 hello hi Jack 679 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:10,859 hi how you doing 680 00:29:10,859 --> 00:29:12,680 did you sleep good I slept alright 681 00:29:12,740 --> 00:29:14,920 what's going on what are we doing today 682 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:18,720 Jamestown oh great fabulous 683 00:29:18,779 --> 00:29:21,059 I really was really looking forward to doing that uh 684 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:22,859 but before we go um 685 00:29:22,859 --> 00:29:24,480 remember the DNA test we did 686 00:29:24,859 --> 00:29:26,500 yeah I need to get you to do another one 687 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,079 because you had coffee 30 minutes before 688 00:29:30,619 --> 00:29:32,319 can't believe I have to spit in this 689 00:29:32,539 --> 00:29:34,180 thing all over again well 690 00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:36,099 it's easier than a piss test 691 00:29:36,099 --> 00:29:38,119 I can I got more piss than spit 692 00:29:43,059 --> 00:29:44,599 alright that should be enough 693 00:29:46,099 --> 00:29:48,160 alright let's get this going 694 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:49,819 alright we're good to go 695 00:29:49,819 --> 00:29:52,500 I'm gonna send this off it's all weird to me 696 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:53,900 thousands of people do this 697 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:54,980 James Turner 698 00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:58,059 I'm really shocked about finding out it's cannibalism 699 00:29:58,059 --> 00:29:59,740 not that I went into cannibalism 700 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:02,059 you sure about that old Jeffrey Dahmer over there 701 00:30:02,059 --> 00:30:03,740 no I never 702 00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:06,660 ever thought cannibalism was in the United States 703 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:07,619 I can imagine that 704 00:30:07,619 --> 00:30:10,220 one would only really want to eat someone 705 00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:12,279 if that was the only thing left to eat 706 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:13,759 to eat someone else 707 00:30:15,059 --> 00:30:16,200 that's crazy right 708 00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:20,720 when his feet stank I think everyone stank back then 709 00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:23,420 that's true I still don't get why you're so obsessed 710 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:25,819 with cannibalism my options are limited 711 00:30:25,819 --> 00:30:27,740 I'm not eating gluten anymore 712 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:30,359 and let's not forget it's the other white meat 713 00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:32,200 hahaha 714 00:30:33,220 --> 00:30:34,180 I found online 715 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,480 a bunch of stuff about the Osborns that were there 716 00:30:36,539 --> 00:30:38,940 it begs the question of were we related 717 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:40,220 and we all are related 718 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:43,240 all of all the Osborn by one way or the other 719 00:30:43,539 --> 00:30:45,940 I mean they probably were cannibal Osborns 720 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:49,559 best of both worlds we're both could be happy yes 721 00:30:51,019 --> 00:30:51,980 hi Doctor Kelso 722 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,740 it's Jack and Ozzy Osbourne yeah 723 00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:55,180 we're actually about 5 minutes away 724 00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,259 just wanted to make sure that we're still good to go 725 00:30:57,259 --> 00:30:58,660 great they are uh 726 00:30:58,660 --> 00:31:01,359 expecting us okay great 727 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:04,700 I'm excited'cause this doctor is gonna give us the no 728 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:05,900 BS assessment 729 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:06,940 you know it's gonna be like 730 00:31:06,940 --> 00:31:08,119 here's what happened 731 00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:10,200 tell you what I think about Jameson 732 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:11,380 I keep going on about it 733 00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:14,539 but what's really intriguing to me is that work 734 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,880 cannibalism when you're hungry 735 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:18,579 you'll eat anything yeah 736 00:31:18,579 --> 00:31:19,720 we're gonna be eating each other ooh 737 00:31:20,619 --> 00:31:27,000 every time go away you take a piece of meat with you 738 00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:37,980 I had arranged for us to meet Doctor William Kelso 739 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,039 the lead archaeologist at Jamestown 740 00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:42,500 I had hoped he could tell us what we wanted to know 741 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:45,220 about the Osborns in colonial America oh 742 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:48,039 and cannibalism couldn't forget the cannibalism 743 00:31:53,339 --> 00:31:57,319 here we go let's get a motherfucking Jamestown on 744 00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:59,619 triangle hats this is like 745 00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:01,200 we probably like it yeah 746 00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:03,700 seems like a good place to set up shop right 747 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:05,420 nice marshy land I must have been 748 00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:07,220 what the fuck was that just up here 749 00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:08,640 I know they must like really 750 00:32:09,619 --> 00:32:11,980 this is the new world wow 751 00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:13,099 look at the obelisk so 752 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,940 this is what I remember reading about Jamestown 753 00:32:14,940 --> 00:32:15,960 back in school 754 00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:18,660 British colonists actually first built Fort James 755 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:20,460 on a swampy island in Virginia 756 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,880 in 16 o 7 757 00:32:22,099 --> 00:32:24,420 Jamestown was the first permanent settlement 758 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,480 in what would become the United States 759 00:32:26,859 --> 00:32:28,539 the Queen came here yeah 760 00:32:28,539 --> 00:32:29,619 what the fuck did you come here 761 00:32:29,619 --> 00:32:32,000 for this was the birthplace of the British Empire 762 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:34,299 so captain John Smith 763 00:32:34,299 --> 00:32:36,740 actually LED the way in teaching the colonists 764 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:40,460 basic survival skills the colonists were lousy farmers 765 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,779 so they depended on the Native Americans for help 766 00:32:42,779 --> 00:32:44,740 Jamestown actually got on its feet 767 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:47,500 when Pocahontas's husband began harvesting tobacco 768 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,039 to export to Europe 769 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:52,960 the epic failure of Jamestown was now a boom town 770 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:00,480 what's this 771 00:33:01,059 --> 00:33:03,539 he's going when the fuck is the boat coming back 772 00:33:03,539 --> 00:33:04,579 I like his boots ha 773 00:33:04,579 --> 00:33:06,759 ha ha ha John Smith 774 00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:14,559 yeah selfie with John Smith 775 00:33:20,859 --> 00:33:22,619 oh I'm getting married 776 00:33:22,619 --> 00:33:23,220 watch out dad 777 00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:25,380 don't light catch fire what 778 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,500 we're walking into a church 779 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,660 don't ignite get the holy water 780 00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:30,180 we need an old priest and a young priest 781 00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:30,579 the exorcist yeah 782 00:33:30,579 --> 00:33:32,680 mother need sucks that smell 783 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:36,059 this is the found the original found 784 00:33:36,059 --> 00:33:37,380 it must be the original yeah 785 00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:38,140 yeah wow 786 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,079 the original 787 00:33:39,779 --> 00:33:41,660 400 years ago yep 788 00:33:41,660 --> 00:33:43,720 but this must be the first staple in the world 789 00:33:43,819 --> 00:33:45,839 yep Doctor Kelso 790 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:47,339 how's it going okay 791 00:33:47,339 --> 00:33:48,700 I'm Jack Osborne hi 792 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:49,579 nice to meet you Jack 793 00:33:49,579 --> 00:33:51,359 nice to meet you nice to meet you 794 00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:54,119 wow thanks for taking the time to meet up with us 795 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:56,019 so is this the lost well okay 796 00:33:56,019 --> 00:33:58,660 to orient you this is a quarter scale model 797 00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:00,299 so that's the size of what it was 798 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:00,660 and 799 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:03,180 this was supposed to have been lost to river erosion 800 00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:04,720 for two and a half centuries 801 00:34:04,819 --> 00:34:07,339 before tobacco farming kick started the economy 802 00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:11,480 Jamestown pretty much perished between 16:09 and 16:10 803 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,639 The winter was absolutely terrible 804 00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:15,539 the Native Americans turned on the settlers 805 00:34:15,539 --> 00:34:17,778 and there was literally nothing to eat 806 00:34:17,778 --> 00:34:19,458 they called it the starving time 807 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:22,619 and only 60 of the original colonists actually survived 808 00:34:22,619 --> 00:34:24,119 people were cannibalizing 809 00:34:24,298 --> 00:34:26,119 yeah right behind you here uh 810 00:34:26,139 --> 00:34:29,239 is an open cellar that's been reopened by us 811 00:34:29,739 --> 00:34:30,300 and uh 812 00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,980 what we found in one of the layers in there was a 813 00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:35,860 a mutilated skull human skull uh 814 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:37,699 and a severed leg bone wow 815 00:34:37,699 --> 00:34:39,820 turned out to be a 14 year old English girl 816 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:42,300 there was but was she dead when they were in the castle 817 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,820 yeah she wasn't killed for it 818 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,699 uh you could tell from the forensic 819 00:34:45,699 --> 00:34:47,840 the way the cuts were on the skull 820 00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,300 oh that she wasn't moving around 821 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:50,980 so it was very desperate time 822 00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:51,739 yeah oh that 823 00:34:51,739 --> 00:34:52,539 I mean yeah 824 00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:53,099 I mean 825 00:34:53,099 --> 00:34:55,699 it's one thing to hear about cannibalism at Jamestown 826 00:34:55,699 --> 00:34:57,420 but then when they start telling us 827 00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:59,539 that it was a 14 year old girl 828 00:34:59,539 --> 00:35:02,059 that they ate one thing about eating someone 829 00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:04,099 but she's been dead for a while 830 00:35:04,099 --> 00:35:06,199 and I dug her up oh 831 00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:10,739 so we're walking into an area 832 00:35:10,739 --> 00:35:12,500 that was an expanded part of the fort 833 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:15,239 and those guys are down in another one of these cellars 834 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,579 that was probably underneath 835 00:35:16,579 --> 00:35:18,039 what was called a blockhouse 836 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:19,579 so this is totally active 837 00:35:19,579 --> 00:35:21,619 and you guys are pulling out artifacts from here 838 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,739 yes regularly 839 00:35:22,739 --> 00:35:24,239 why don't you come in sure 840 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,300 and get a little closer here 841 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:28,460 this is Mariana and Dave hi Mariana 842 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:29,219 hi Dave 843 00:35:29,219 --> 00:35:31,519 real archaeologist found anything lately 844 00:35:31,579 --> 00:35:32,219 yeah a little bit 845 00:35:32,219 --> 00:35:33,940 there's some stuff in the screen there Bill 846 00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:34,980 well this is just what 847 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,199 in the last hour or so 848 00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:38,400 yeah there's a bricks 849 00:35:39,019 --> 00:35:40,300 uh those are probably the first 850 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:41,619 the earliest bricks in the country 851 00:35:41,619 --> 00:35:43,480 and some Indian pottery 852 00:35:43,699 --> 00:35:45,940 whatever is sort of the fallout of what would 853 00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:48,059 like that trash is our treasure now 854 00:35:48,059 --> 00:35:48,940 is there is there 855 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:49,579 is there uh 856 00:35:49,579 --> 00:35:51,780 ledgers of names of people who were here 857 00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:53,219 would they maintain yes 858 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:55,099 not as complete as we would like it 859 00:35:55,099 --> 00:35:57,739 but by the first hundred and four 860 00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:00,199 maybe 80 people named will there any Osborn 861 00:36:00,219 --> 00:36:02,239 is there any way we can actually see a list of names 862 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:03,420 yeah and we have 863 00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:04,820 we call an archearium it's it's 864 00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:07,260 it's a different sort of museum of archaeology 865 00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:08,760 and if you just go in that direction 866 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:10,059 you'll get there awesome 867 00:36:10,059 --> 00:36:11,659 thank you very much thank you 868 00:36:11,659 --> 00:36:13,519 after the cannibalism story 869 00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:16,239 I wasn't sure whether I wanted to know the answer 870 00:36:17,179 --> 00:36:18,980 what can you believe a dog 871 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:21,280 dead bodies up in it it must have been all easy 872 00:36:22,219 --> 00:36:23,019 ha ha 873 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,900 Doctor Kelso arranged for us to get 874 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,420 that's where he lives yeah 875 00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:32,619 that's the rediscovery center 876 00:36:32,619 --> 00:36:34,579 wow before we went to the museum 877 00:36:34,579 --> 00:36:37,380 to see if there were actually any Osborns at Jamestown 878 00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:40,019 Doctor Kelso arranged for us to check out the lab 879 00:36:40,019 --> 00:36:41,940 and the skull of the 14 year old girl 880 00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:43,760 the archaeologists called Jane 881 00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,539 hello hello welcome 882 00:36:46,539 --> 00:36:47,559 thank you 883 00:36:48,619 --> 00:36:49,559 ooh 884 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:52,960 whoa I got all this from here 885 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:56,079 what I'm really interested in is this cannibalism 886 00:36:56,179 --> 00:36:57,900 they didn't kill them they were already dead 887 00:36:57,900 --> 00:36:59,599 and they dug some people up 888 00:37:00,099 --> 00:37:01,980 that must have been unbelievable 889 00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:02,420 yeah I mean 890 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,619 it's pretty crazy to think that they went from like 891 00:37:04,619 --> 00:37:07,480 300 people down to like 60 892 00:37:07,539 --> 00:37:08,219 it must have been like 893 00:37:08,219 --> 00:37:10,199 an all you can eat buffet down there 894 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,699 what's the story with Jane 895 00:37:12,699 --> 00:37:16,019 the Jane we found in that kitchen cellar 896 00:37:16,019 --> 00:37:17,539 she was consumed during this 897 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,380 that starving time winter of 16 898 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:21,099 9 and 10 this is her 899 00:37:21,099 --> 00:37:23,360 this is a 3D print of her 900 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,099 these are the first tentative marks on her cranium 901 00:37:26,099 --> 00:37:27,699 but she was dead when they ate her 902 00:37:27,699 --> 00:37:29,500 yes I wonder how they could tell it was 903 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,139 she was dead before they ate her 904 00:37:31,139 --> 00:37:33,739 by the sequence of strike marks 905 00:37:33,739 --> 00:37:36,219 even if you've passed out and you get hit 906 00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:38,320 you will move and so there would be 907 00:37:38,659 --> 00:37:40,159 under microscope yep 908 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,900 you'd see that in the actual cut marks 909 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,260 they rolled her over onto her face 910 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:49,980 did major cuts on her back with an axe till they cut 911 00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:51,300 why would they eat the head was 912 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:52,760 it was more flesh on it 913 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:55,320 the brain actually has the most calories 914 00:37:55,619 --> 00:37:56,579 oh really 915 00:37:56,579 --> 00:37:58,760 so they busted her skull open to eat her brain 916 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,679 oh man 917 00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:03,679 so it it's not my wife's cooking 918 00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:08,539 the crack continued up through the sagittal uh 919 00:38:08,539 --> 00:38:10,099 suture and the coronal suture 920 00:38:10,099 --> 00:38:13,019 and then they also went through her ear with a knife 921 00:38:13,019 --> 00:38:16,500 so that's good to actually open up the the cavity to 922 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,500 to get to the brain is there any record 923 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:21,500 did they kill her to eat her or was she already died 924 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,559 there are two examples uh 925 00:38:23,659 --> 00:38:25,760 that make it into the historic record 926 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:26,860 uh one is 927 00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:30,139 they dug up a native Indian after he had died 928 00:38:30,139 --> 00:38:34,179 and consumed him and then in six instances 929 00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:37,760 they mentioned a woman who was powdered 930 00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,900 and consumed by her husband 931 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:42,780 save her head now what does powdered mean 932 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:44,280 salted oh 933 00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:45,500 oh okay 934 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,119 so you made like jerky out of her 935 00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:50,300 so I could do the wife jerky better than the wife brown 936 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:53,860 so you'd eat a leg might have a wing or a leg or arm 937 00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:54,820 I kind of think though 938 00:38:54,820 --> 00:38:58,400 that making jerky out of your wife would be better 939 00:38:58,940 --> 00:39:00,400 she was a total jerk 940 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:04,940 after our look around the lab 941 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:07,019 we moved on to the Jamestown Museum 942 00:39:07,019 --> 00:39:09,380 hoping to meet the real Jane oh 943 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,599 and any other Osborn who might have been there 944 00:39:11,619 --> 00:39:13,000 or even eaten her 945 00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:21,699 G I J now this is the actual skull look 946 00:39:21,699 --> 00:39:23,019 look at the marks in the neck 947 00:39:23,019 --> 00:39:23,820 yeah 948 00:39:24,219 --> 00:39:26,280 and they whacked you with the oh 949 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:27,880 it's just so horrible 950 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,380 well here's the names of the original 951 00:39:30,380 --> 00:39:32,519 I know the original hundred and four 952 00:39:32,900 --> 00:39:34,300 any name if there's not any of us 953 00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:37,000 is there any names you can see that we know let's see 954 00:39:37,539 --> 00:39:40,119 oh there's John Smith you know why they're called Smith 955 00:39:41,099 --> 00:39:42,900 well cause they were blacksmiths carpenters 956 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,420 so it was like letting you know what their trade was 957 00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:46,739 so he was a sailor he was a barber bricklayer 958 00:39:46,739 --> 00:39:50,679 bricklayer Mason there's no Osbornes listed on the wall 959 00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:52,440 I'm gonna go check out the bookstore 960 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:56,300 hey dad look 961 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,019 I just found this genealogy book 962 00:39:58,019 --> 00:40:00,380 and it's got a bunch of stuff about Osbornes in it 963 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:04,139 John Osborn on February 16th, 1624 964 00:40:04,139 --> 00:40:06,880 John Osborn was living on Jamestown Island 965 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:10,199 where he headed a household that included his wife 966 00:40:10,340 --> 00:40:11,760 on December 31st 967 00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:13,980 there's a Thomas Osborne 968 00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:15,380 there's more information on him 969 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:16,579 the George Osborne wow 970 00:40:16,579 --> 00:40:20,119 there's so many lot lot of Osbornes here Kelly Osborne 971 00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:24,219 we should leave her here on June 21st, 16 972 00:40:24,219 --> 00:40:26,960 Bridewell Court decided that George Osborne 973 00:40:27,099 --> 00:40:31,099 who had been sentenced to prison at Middlesex 974 00:40:31,099 --> 00:40:32,500 would be transported overseas 975 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,679 so part of his sentence was he got sentenced to 976 00:40:34,940 --> 00:40:36,320 very interesting 977 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:39,800 look at that sky 978 00:40:40,019 --> 00:40:42,780 it's like a fire in it fire in the sky you know 979 00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:44,139 of the hundred and four settlers 980 00:40:44,139 --> 00:40:46,719 there weren't any Osbornes but 981 00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:49,059 but later on you know 982 00:40:49,059 --> 00:40:51,019 some Osbornes turned up so I'm just 983 00:40:51,019 --> 00:40:54,599 I'm hoping that maybe those DNA tests we did can 984 00:40:54,699 --> 00:40:57,280 maybe unveil some connection 985 00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:07,079 dad what's up 986 00:41:07,099 --> 00:41:10,360 I got the DNA results what for 987 00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:12,019 oh yeah everything we did yeah 988 00:41:12,019 --> 00:41:14,260 from this the one you had to spit in the jar 989 00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:15,699 the bad news is I know 990 00:41:15,699 --> 00:41:16,780 we were kind of doing this to 991 00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:19,300 see if there was any connection to us and Jamestown 992 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,559 because of there were a lot of Osbornes there 993 00:41:21,559 --> 00:41:23,500 and so far there is nothing 994 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,780 that proves that we had any family members 995 00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:29,000 at Jamestown I found this interesting 996 00:41:29,099 --> 00:41:30,860 now genetically speaking 997 00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:33,940 it says here that um 998 00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:40,280 you have a DNA of a Cannibal Neanderthal tribe 999 00:41:40,579 --> 00:41:41,599 oh great 1000 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,039 your arm looks so good so here's a question 1001 00:41:45,219 --> 00:41:48,360 would you rather a sweet human or a salty human 1002 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:51,320 I wouldn't fancy any human to eat 1003 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,460 you've changed but it's a bat 1004 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:56,539 you'd be all over it a bat again 1005 00:41:56,539 --> 00:41:59,079 that bat's had more airplay than me 72475

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