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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,669 ? My beat, my drum ? 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:08,008 So we just got back from the Music Icon Awards and we didn't win one. 3 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:10,802 - We won four! - [giggles] 4 00:00:10,886 --> 00:00:13,597 Album of the Year, Best Record, Best Female Pop Group, 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,016 Best Music Video, Best Country Album. 6 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:17,476 Whops, wait, that's not ours. 7 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,311 - Well, keeping it anyway. - Jade! 8 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,688 Fine. I'll put it in our "return to Shaboozey" pile. 9 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,108 Okay, on to the Ask Us Anything. 10 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,736 "Electric Bloom has fans all over the world, 11 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,613 "but you must have some haters too, right? 12 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,031 "How do you all handle that?" 13 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,115 Great question. 14 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,493 Look, of course we've had some haters. Still do. 15 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:36,662 But we know how to let the hate roll off our backs. 16 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,622 But we haven't always been this cool about it. 17 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,333 It's a skill we learned from some very unlikely people. 18 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,168 Not them. 19 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,880 Sorry, guys. Ventriloquist Club meets in room 318. 20 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,340 See you in my nightmares! 21 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,551 Ladies! 22 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,427 I appreciate you helping me with the school's 23 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:54,263 Save the Music concert fundraiser. 24 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,847 Our instrument budget was cut so much, 25 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,308 we're this close to using boba straws as flutes. 26 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:01,228 Yeah, this school definitely needs some new instruments. 27 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,479 How old is this tuba? 28 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,232 What tuba? 29 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,403 Happy to help, Mr. B. You've always been a huge supporter of our music. 30 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,197 You guys are good. That's why I chose you to play the fundraiser. 31 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:15,117 Electric Bloom is gonna put butts in seats and help sell tickets. 32 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,411 We're on it. Already promoting the show on our socials. 33 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,455 Appreciate you ladies. All right, I gotta go. 34 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,082 I also run Ventriloquist Club. 35 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:25,877 How did it come to this, Clarence? 36 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,007 We gotta help that man. 37 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,300 I'm gonna make another post. 38 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,303 Ooh, cool! A lot of people commenting 39 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:35,971 they're excited to see the show. 40 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,473 Oh, no. 41 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:42,811 Someone named The Edi$on Troll hit us with a lot of trash emojis. 42 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,104 They're calling us trash? 43 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,106 No! They're just asking a question. 44 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,026 Yes. There will be waste receptacles at the fundraiser. 45 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,069 Thank you for considering Mother Earth. 46 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,115 They also posted puke emojis. 47 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,326 They're saying our music makes them want to throw up? 48 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,578 No, they're just asking another question. 49 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,246 Yes, our shows do rock. 50 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,956 You may experience motion sickness. 51 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,625 Ask your doctor if Electric Bloom is right for you. 52 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,297 "Electric Bloom stinks." 53 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:12,758 Tulip. Any thoughts on that one? 54 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,051 Well, it could be... 55 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,761 It might mean... 56 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,640 Oh, no. We have our first hater. 57 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:20,766 Unless... 58 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:21,892 No, no. 59 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,102 [Electric Bloom] ? You and me ? 60 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:25,270 ? You and I ? 61 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,856 ? I got your back and you got mine ? 62 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:30,525 ? We're in this forever ? 63 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,403 ? Wherever we go, we go together ? 64 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,072 ? It's all for one ? 65 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,323 ? It's you and me ? 66 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:39,159 ? Because all we are is all we need ? 67 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,453 ? We're in this forever ? 68 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,498 ? Wherever we go, we go together ? 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,045 So we had our first online hater, The Edi$on Troll. 70 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,547 Which meant someone at our school was messing with our heads 71 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,800 while we were trying to get ready for the fundraiser. 72 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,220 So to make the troll go away, we decided to combat hate with love. 73 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,224 [Posey reading] 74 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,061 Oh. 75 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,145 Hi. 76 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:08,855 We're Electric Bloom. 77 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,484 Recently, we've noticed some comments on our socials that are... 78 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,195 Tulip, how would you describe them? 79 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,279 Unpleasant. 80 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,491 Yes. And that makes the world... 81 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,118 Tulip? 82 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,828 Unpleasanter. 83 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,454 Well said. 84 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:28,125 So please, don't choose hate. Choose love. 85 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,962 Because you can't spell love without some of the letters from Electric Bloom. 86 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,631 [all] Cheers to you. 87 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,720 Let's see The Edi$on Troll try to hate on us after that love fest. 88 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:41,888 Excuse me? 89 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,390 I know they're not talking about us. 90 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,268 How dare you, sir? You don't even know my hamster! 91 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,055 Clearly, our "fight hate with love" video didn't work. 92 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:50,230 I don't understand. 93 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,566 We're delightful. Who at this school would ever hate us? 94 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,569 [singing in Spanish] ? Las Dos Shellys, leaving Espanol ? 95 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,653 ? Muy bien! ? 96 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,737 [giggling] 97 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,531 Mystery solved. 98 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:04,286 - We know it's you. - Excuse me, bro? 99 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,080 You're The Edi$on Troll, and you've been bashing us online. 100 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,916 Ew, gross. We would never post anonymously. 101 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,293 That would take away all the joy 102 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,628 of saying exactly how we feel right to your face. 103 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:14,713 Yeah, like this. 104 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,631 Your shoelaces are trying too hard, 105 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:20,469 your pinky nail is chipped, and your hair smells like no. Bye! 106 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,431 - Okay, it's not them. - Yeah, definitely not. 107 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,183 The bottle said "coconut dream." 108 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,769 - Hey. - Hey. 109 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,228 Oh. You seem down. 110 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,022 Still dealing with that Edi$on Troll stuff? 111 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,608 Yeah. You know, it's so sweet that you know my heys. 112 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,068 The one I like the most is, "Hey." 113 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,570 That's the one I like. 114 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,071 Yeah, the one I like is, "Hey!" 115 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,908 There's four other people standing here. Don't be weird. 116 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,994 Guys. You're clearly upset about this troll. 117 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,662 What if the three of us help find them 118 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,414 so you can focus on your fundraising gig? 119 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,833 - You think you can find them? - More than think. 120 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,293 I'll give you The Vince guarantee. 121 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,545 Whoa, wait. The Vince guarantee? That's big time. 122 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,298 - Hundred percent success rate. - I'm in. 123 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,509 Wow. Thanks, guys. That really helps us out. 124 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,135 All right. Well, we gotta get to class. 125 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,428 Bye, D. 126 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,846 [shouting] I said no! 127 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,934 Okay, boys, there's a process to this. 128 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,728 Step one, we use logic to narrow down the list of suspects. 129 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,563 Yeah. Find a motive. 130 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,398 Speaking of, Lucas, 131 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,776 you asked Posey to the dance and she said no. 132 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:19,027 That's a motive. 133 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:20,612 - Are you the troll? - No. 134 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,405 - Prove it. - No. 135 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,658 He's clean. 136 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,829 Later that day, we were rehearsing for the fundraiser, 137 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:32,082 but we were a little preoccupied with our online critic. 138 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,167 [? off-key music playing] 139 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,423 Okay. This is ridiculous. 140 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,467 I agree. 141 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,554 We should just ditch our instruments and commit to scrolling. 142 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,639 No! Opposite! 143 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,600 We need to get away from all this negative energy and do something fun, 144 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,019 preferably somewhere with good food and bad cell service. 145 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,188 [gasps] I know just the place. 146 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,566 It's super old school and very '80s. 147 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,401 [? pleasant music playing] 148 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,904 So you meant the people that come here 149 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:05,448 are super old school and in their 80s? 150 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,868 I know. It gets wild in here. 151 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,120 And wait until you try the soup. 152 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,955 It's the perfect tepid temperature. 153 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:15,250 Which is great because my doc's been on me about my salt intake. 154 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:19,170 How sure are we that Tulip isn't actually 75 years old? 155 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,298 Tulip, doll! 156 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,216 It's been way too long. How the heck are you? 157 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,885 Still kicking. 158 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,637 Jade, Posey, this is Eddie. 159 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,972 He runs the joint. 160 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,265 Nice to meet you ladies. 161 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,100 Although, I have some bad news. 162 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,686 - You're out of the soup? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lower your voice. 163 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,980 What, are you trying to start a riot in here? 164 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,317 It's our lounge singers. They're a no-show. 165 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,903 So, no performance tonight. Sorry. 166 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,487 We can help! We're singers! 167 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,907 Uh, Tulip? We're a pop band. 168 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,992 Yeah. We don't know how to lounge sing. 169 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,911 I don't think that we should... Oh, she's already on stage. [chuckles] 170 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:56,374 Remember, slow it down and add some pizazz. [laughs] 171 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,336 Start in the key of C, boys. Keep up with my changes, 172 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,880 and for goodness sake, lay off the hi-hat, Lenny. 173 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,258 [? drum roll] 174 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:09,596 ? Oh, every song, every minute, when we're side by side ? 175 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,640 ? No limits, no limits, yeah ? 176 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:16,269 ? Oh, and it's just the beginning when we hit the lights ? 177 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,521 ? No limits, no limits, yeah ? 178 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,273 More shoulder shimmies. 179 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,068 Too much shoulder shimmies. It starts to get offensive. 180 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,365 ? Na, na, na, na, yeah ? 181 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,449 ? Na, na, na, na ? 182 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,034 ? No limits, no limits ? 183 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,621 ? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! ? 184 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:35,705 ? No limits! ? 185 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,540 [applauding] 186 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,169 Now, that's how you razzle dazzle 'em! 187 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:44,798 We had a blast. 188 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,217 When we were up on that stage, we felt totally free. 189 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,510 No judgment, no haters. 190 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:51,137 And we did so well, Eddie invited us back the next night. 191 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,849 He called us last minute, so we just had to throw on whatever we had lying around. 192 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,687 Anybody in the house want to hear some music? 193 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,022 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you all. 194 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:05,026 ? All, all, all it takes is one little spark to start a fire ? 195 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:08,363 ? That can light, that can light the whole world up ? 196 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:11,533 ? You'll always only ever be ? 197 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:14,911 ? The one, the one, the one for me, yeah ? 198 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:17,747 That one goes out to Cindy and Bob, 199 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:20,625 who are celebrating their 50th anniversary. 200 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,377 We should all be so lucky. 201 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,755 ? My beat ? 202 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:26,881 ? My drum ? 203 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,800 ? My beat, my drum ? 204 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,218 Jade, bring us home! 205 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:34,305 ? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh ? 206 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,182 ? My beat, my drum ? 207 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,685 ? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh ? 208 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:46,943 ? My beat, my drum ? 209 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,279 [applauding] 210 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:53,158 Thank you. We're Electric Bloom. Good night! 211 00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,535 Well, good afternoon. It's only 5:00 p.m. 212 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,162 Wow, you people eat early. 213 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:04,169 Hiya. I'm Dolores. These are my friends, Georgie and Ethel. 214 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,545 We're the Lounge Ladies. 215 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,797 Legendary Jersey City band. 216 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,215 We perform here. 217 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,342 That's great. We'll have to come see you sometime. 218 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,428 - Thanks. Bye. - Oh, um... 219 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,512 I misspoke. 220 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,639 We used to perform here. 221 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,641 Until one night we were a little late, 222 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,351 because of none of your business, 223 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,729 and another act took our spot, lost us our gig. 224 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,314 Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. 225 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,732 You should be. 226 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,318 It was you, and you, and you! 227 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,823 Yep, we took the Lounge Ladies' gig, but we didn't mean to. 228 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,575 No matter how much we apologized 229 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,953 and begged Eddie to give the Lounge Ladies their gig back, he wouldn't. 230 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,830 And then, things got worse. 231 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,000 Guys, guys! 232 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,795 The Edi$on Troll just reposted a video and tagged us in it. 233 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,299 Attention, fans of the Lounge Ladies. 234 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,928 [Georgie] Ethel, you gotta pull it away from your face or no one can see. 235 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,638 Give it to me. 236 00:09:57,889 --> 00:10:00,975 We want to let you all know we will no longer be performing at Eddie's, 237 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,645 thanks to a certain band who shall remain nameless. 238 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,146 Electric Bloom! 239 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,817 Fine. Electric Bloom. 240 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,944 But the girls themselves shall remain nameless. 241 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:13,029 Posey, Jade and Tulip. 242 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,449 Yeah, them. They got us canned. 243 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,159 I'm gonna look at the comments now. 244 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,537 - Posey, no, Posey... - Posey, no, no, no, no, no, no. 245 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,997 [all scream] 246 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,332 [? upbeat music playing] 247 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:28,503 Once that video of the Lounge Ladies dropped, we got a lot of heat. 248 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,338 We had to act fast to clear our name, 249 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,674 so we made a video about how we're not bad people 250 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,884 and never meant to get the Lounge Ladies fired. 251 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,761 We told the Internet to stop with the hate. 252 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,012 It's getting old. 253 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,390 And then the Internet did what the Internet does. 254 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,142 - Hey. - We're Electric Bloom. 255 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,518 We are bad people... 256 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,727 Who get people fired. 257 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:45,812 - Also... - We hate... 258 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,230 Old people. 259 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,731 I'm so mad at us. 260 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,316 When did we make that video? 261 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,484 Tulip, we never made it. 262 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,154 The Edi$on Troll mashed it up to make us look like monsters. 263 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:55,488 Well, it worked. 264 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,573 We disgust me. 265 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,033 This is gonna be bad. 266 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,118 It already is. 267 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,707 "Boycott Electric Bloom"? 268 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,126 Great. Everyone at school hates us now. 269 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,253 - Now? - [both laugh] 270 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,755 - Remember when you said "Now"? - [both laugh] 271 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,259 Ladies! Guess what I'm playing? 272 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,720 The world's tiniest violin because you feel so bad for us? 273 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:22,348 Wrong. It's no violin, because the school can't afford any 274 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,475 because the fundraiser hasn't sold any tickets, 275 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,353 because Electric Bloom can't stay off the dang Internet. 276 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,501 - So you saw the video of us... - Yep. 277 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,982 - And the one where we... - Uh-huh. 278 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,610 Okay. I know how to fix this. 279 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,112 - We'll just make another video... - No more videos. 280 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:40,074 Try doing something IRL that makes people like you instead of hate you. 281 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:44,537 The music program really needs this fundraiser to raise funds. 282 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,861 We're right there with you, Mr. B. We won't let you down. 283 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:50,019 Thanks, ladies. All right. I'm gonna make some videos to promote this fundraiser. 284 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,669 So you get to make videos? 285 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,046 I ain't got no haters. 286 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,797 [? upbeat music playing] 287 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,760 [slurping] 288 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,015 Great idea coming here, Vince. 289 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,768 Return to the scene of the Lounge Lady crime. Maybe find the troll. 290 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,187 Hey, I gave those girls The Vince guarantee. 291 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,439 Also, I heard the soup here was good. 292 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,523 And it is. 293 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,692 [smacks lips] 294 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,777 It really is. 295 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,781 [phone chimes] 296 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,950 The troll just posted again. 297 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,702 "Electric Bloosers"? 298 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,246 They're getting smarter. 299 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,748 Or sloppier. 300 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,376 Hey, Dante, couldn't help but notice, but you were on your phone 301 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,461 at the exact same time the comment posted. 302 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,046 Oh, excuse me, ma'am. 303 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:38,049 Could I get some of those tiny crackers, please? Thank you. 304 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,678 - Are you saying I'm the troll? - What I'm saying is... 305 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,930 Oh, not these. The salted ones, please. 306 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,056 What I'm saying... 307 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,393 is that you spend a lot of time with Jade. 308 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,562 Yeah, and Jade does spend a lot of time with Electric Bloom. 309 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,689 Exactly. 310 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,857 Maybe Dante's motive is to end Electric Bloom 311 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,359 so he can have Jade all to himself. 312 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,028 Or... I was sending Jade a selfie of us. 313 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,782 He's clean. 314 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,701 [slurping] 315 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,036 Tickets to the fundraiser were not selling. 316 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,788 We needed to do damage control. 317 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,999 So we invited the Lounge Ladies to our school 318 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,376 to publicly apologize for taking their gig. 319 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,129 Fellow students of lunch, 320 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,341 what happened with the Lounge Ladies was a misunderstanding. 321 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,218 We never meant to take their gig, 322 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,178 and we are not enemies of the elderly. 323 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,680 I love elderly people! 324 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,390 I plan to become one someday. 325 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:31,227 There's been one inside me yearning to break free for years. 326 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:36,607 What we're trying to say is, Dolores, Ethel, Georgie, we're sorry. 327 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:42,405 Which is why we got you this cake that says, "We're sorry." 328 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,242 We wanted to say more, but they charge by the letter. 329 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,618 Wow. 330 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,412 You girls are too sweet. 331 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,080 We accept your apology. 332 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,041 There's no beef between us. 333 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,126 And now, 334 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:59,630 to answer the other question that you girls asked us before we got out here. 335 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,841 I'm sorry, what... What question? 336 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:06,888 These magnanimous girls told us it's not enough just to say "I'm sorry." 337 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,347 They said it wouldn't feel good 338 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:13,269 unless we played the fundraiser concert tonight instead of Electric Bloom. 339 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,188 And we humbly accept their offer. 340 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,522 [cheering] 341 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:18,983 Hang on, hang on. 342 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,651 We definitely did not... 343 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:27,283 Did not anticipate this level of enthusiasm 344 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,243 for these fine performers. 345 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,372 And we humbly accept your humble acceptance of our offer, 346 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,459 which we definitely made, to play the gig that was once ours. 347 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,211 The end. 348 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,091 Ticket sales are picking up. You girls are amazing! 349 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,009 I'm proud of you. 350 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,681 You stole our gig. 351 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,101 What goes around comes around, sweetheart. 352 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,062 Thanks for the free cake. 353 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,314 Next time, get red velvet. 354 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,986 [? upbeat music playing] 355 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,947 I'm still so angry! 356 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:09,242 I know! Those Lounge Ladies stole our gig right out from under us. 357 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,619 If I wasn't so mad, I'd be impressed. 358 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,204 What a waste of cake! 359 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,290 We gotta do something about this. 360 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,167 It's time to fight fire with fire. 361 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,044 So we came up with a plan. 362 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,839 Not one we're proud of, but a plan nonetheless. 363 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,383 Okay, here's how it's gonna go down. 364 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,553 First, we lure the Lounge Ladies into this classroom, 365 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,682 with something no self-respecting senior citizen can resist. 366 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,766 A good deal. 367 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,310 [Tulip's voice] Look, gals! Coupons. 368 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,480 Fifteen percent off blouses at Blouses and Stuff! 369 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,190 [Posey's voice] I love that place! 370 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,525 They have the best stuff! 371 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,946 [Tulip] And once we get 'em inside the classroom, we lock 'em inside. 372 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,493 [all scream] 373 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,872 [Jade's voice] Hey, we're stuck in here screaming for help! 374 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,832 Why can't you hear us? 375 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,475 [Tulip] I'll tell you why. Because on the other side of the door, 376 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,087 we'll have a very loud white noise machine. 377 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,881 [white noise playing] 378 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,716 [crying for help] 379 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,468 [white noise playing] 380 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,221 [Jade] Meanwhile, the crowd at the fundraiser will grow restless 381 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,056 because the Lounge Ladies are a no-show. 382 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,367 [Jade's voice] Where's the music? 383 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,976 We need to save the music program! 384 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,394 Also, random thought. 385 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,522 Has anyone noticed how super cool and awesome Jade is? 386 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,274 [Posey's voice] Okay, girl, reel it in. 387 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,961 [Tulip's voice] But you make a good point, 388 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,445 Dante I-don't-know your-last-name. 389 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,779 Who will save the music? 390 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:29,989 We need some heroes! 391 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,074 [? triumphant music playing] 392 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,576 Did someone say heroes? 393 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,578 Electric Bloom is here to save the day! 394 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,705 And the school's music program! 395 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,789 Let's rock! 396 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,501 Music program saved! 397 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,591 [Tulip] And The Edi$on Troll will apologize in a very sincere way. 398 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,469 [Tulip's voice] I'm The Edi$on Troll, and I am now apologizing 399 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,012 in a very sincere way. 400 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,558 [Posey] And everyone else who ever said mean things to us will apologize too. 401 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,202 [Posey's voice] Bro. You made me rethink 402 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,686 my whole opinion of Electric Bloom. 403 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:04,190 So to myself, I say, "Ew. Be better, Shelly." 404 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,473 [Tulip's voice] I'm here, too. 405 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,402 [Jade] And while the crowd is loving us, 406 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,405 those shady Lounge Ladies will be in their own personal nightmare. 407 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,449 [Tulip] Because we let in the dummies. 408 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,659 [? foreboding music playing] 409 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,786 [screaming] 410 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,954 [Posey] Stop, stop, stop! 411 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,121 What are we doing? 412 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,581 Yeah, we can't do that. 413 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,791 We're not terrible people. 414 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,875 Who would do that? 415 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,503 Not even me. That was some dark, messed-up business. 416 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,421 Okay, so we all agree. Plan's off. 417 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,674 I don't know. I think it could have worked. 418 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,677 I would have fallen for that coupon. 419 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,886 Take a seat, ladies. 420 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,137 We need to talk. 421 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,181 [mumbling] 422 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,728 The troll's got to be here somewhere. 423 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,232 You're typing a lot 424 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,610 for a guy who's supposed to be looking for a guy typing a lot. 425 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,656 Yeah, a guy who builds his reputation as a "fixer" 426 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,992 is the perfect cover for someone who's actually a troll. 427 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,953 I was just texting you a selfie of us eating soup. 428 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:03,833 He's clean. 429 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,876 Man, we're adorable! 430 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,921 Yeah, will you send me that? 431 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,007 Guys, can I be honest? 432 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,676 I don't think we're gonna find this troll. 433 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,469 I've talked to every kid in school. 434 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,806 I've tapped all my usual informants, including the snitches. 435 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,600 I got nothing! 436 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,311 But what about The Vince guarantee? 437 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,355 You don't think I know about The Vince guarantee? 438 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,524 I haven't slept in nights! 439 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,359 I let those girls down. 440 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,695 The Vince has failed. 441 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,363 So from now on, just call me... 442 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,241 V... 443 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,326 Vince. 444 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,997 You know, we could just report the troll's account and have it taken down. 445 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,296 - [phone chimes] - Approved. 446 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,756 The Vince is back, baby! 447 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:52,882 Whoo! 448 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,384 It was kind of my idea. 449 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,470 He needs this, man. Just let him have it. 450 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,349 We're so sorry. We weren't really gonna do it. 451 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,143 We let the Internet hate and online troll mess with our heads. 452 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,437 We responded in so many ways, and none of it worked. 453 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,880 - I just don't know what to do anymore. - That's the secret. 454 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:09,940 Stop doing! 455 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,068 [scoffs] I don't... 456 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,487 Clearly, you don't know me. [chuckles] 457 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,657 With haters, you can't react. That's how they win. 458 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,824 Haters gonna hate. 459 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,287 Easy for you to say. Do you know what it feels like to have someone comment 460 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,914 "you suck" in the middle of the night? 461 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:29,001 Sweetie. I've had someone scream "you suck" in the middle of a song, 462 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:33,297 but in more colorful language that I cannot repeat in a high school setting. 463 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,466 You have haters. We've had hecklers. 464 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,676 They're all the same. 465 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:39,303 But we never responded to the negativity. 466 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,599 Except for that one time Ethel had to rough up a guy in the front row. 467 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,767 [chuckles] 468 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,645 That's okay. I eventually married him. 469 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,774 Look, as much as it pains me to say it, 470 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,193 you ding-dongs remind us of us. 471 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,197 You're really good at what you do, 472 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,907 and you love it just like we do. 473 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,493 Don't let anyone take away your joy. 474 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,661 Thank you. 475 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,746 That's really good advice. 476 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,915 From here on out, we ignore the trolls. 477 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,084 No matter how much shade they throw at us. 478 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,210 Oh, my gauze! 479 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,380 I just realized we didn't take our own advice. 480 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,590 We retaliated against them for taking our gig. 481 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,467 [gasps] We're monsters. 482 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,845 Ladies. You can have your gig back. 483 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,304 Girl, what? 484 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,682 Come on, Georgie. 485 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,768 They're... They're just trying to buy better instruments for the kids. 486 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,770 I mean, look at this tuba! 487 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:32,940 What tuba? 488 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,736 Thank you all for being here tonight. 489 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,529 Your generous contributions will make sure 490 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,781 that the students of Edison County High 491 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,409 will have music in their lives for years to come. 492 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,829 And now, please welcome to the stage... 493 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,833 You guys sure this ain't gonna change again? Because I'm gonna say it. 494 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,003 Electric Bloom! 495 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,589 [girl] Boo! 496 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,466 Hey! That's not cool. 497 00:20:58,549 --> 00:20:59,759 It's all good, Mr. B. 498 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,344 It doesn't bother us, because we're doing what we love. 499 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,138 Really? Bothers me. 500 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,015 Hey, boo again and see what happens. 501 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,561 Okay, tonight we're honored to share the stage 502 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,855 with three people who also love what they do. 503 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,356 So give it up for... 504 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,816 the Lounge Ladies! 505 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,276 [cheering] 506 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,696 [crowd clapping] 507 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,781 Hit it, boys! 508 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,908 Oh wait, that's me. I'm boys. 509 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,536 [? smooth jazz playing] 510 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,790 ? There's still some dreams I've got to chase ? 511 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:36,086 ? I'll take my chances while I'm getting all the breaks ? 512 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:40,174 ? It's apple pie in the sky, there's no ceiling ? 513 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,675 Just like Mama used to make. 514 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,927 ? So don't look down ? 515 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,304 ? You know a frown is not appealing ? 516 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,430 That's right! 517 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,849 ? Live today ? 518 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,351 ? And tomorrow ? 519 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:54,730 ? With twice the joy and only half the sorrow ? 520 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,690 Thanks, Eddie, for having us back. 521 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:59,235 You never should have gotten rid of us in the first place! 522 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,404 ? Time's flying by Pick up the pace ? 523 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,739 Here we go! 524 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:08,452 ? There's still some dreams I'm gonna chase ? 525 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,455 ? Ba-pa da-pa, yeah ? 526 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,915 [crowd clapping] 527 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,668 [slurping] 528 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,755 So that's how we learned about haters. They're all the same. 529 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,484 They're faceless, nameless cowards who are jealous that you have the guts 530 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,176 to put yourself out there and they don't. 531 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,804 And by the way, we never found out who The Edi$on Troll was. 532 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:27,888 But who cares? 533 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:31,350 We don't need to know who they are because we know who we are. 534 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,894 ? And that's the end of that! ? 535 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,397 ? Ba-pa da-pa, yeah ? 536 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,357 [laughs] 537 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,362 [? upbeat music playing] 538 00:22:43,412 --> 00:22:47,962 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40500

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