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[? Electric Bloom "The One" playing]

Hey gang, time for another Ask Us Anything.

Oh, here's a juicy question.

"Your song 'The One' is my favorite song ever." Aw.

"But everyone on the Internet wants to know who it's about.

An ex? A crush?

Can you finally just tell us who 'The One' is?"

- Should we? - I think it's time.

But we can't just flat out tell you who the one is.

There's a whole story behind the story,

and that story starts with our first school musical.

But you got to understand,

the musical was a big event at our school

and everyone wanted to be part of it.

And it led to a lot of drama.

Which is the story behind the story,

that's the story we're about to tell you right now.

It was the day before auditions.

Hey, Tulip, can I borrow this to audition for the musical?

Oh, my gosh, I am so excited to audition.

I've wanted to be in a musical my whole life,

and I can't believe my chance is finally here!

So... can I borrow it?

The robe? No.

Okay. Respect.

Guys, I'm nervous for auditions.

I mean, it's a legit musical.

Hazel Sloane: Boss girl CEO Princess is huge.

I mean, it's won a ton of awards.

How could it not? It's got the perfect story.

A city girl who's the boss of her own empire...

While also secretly being a princess

from a fantastical land.

It's my favorite show.

I saw it when it was Off-Broadway,

then on Broadway, then Off-Off-Broadway.

I've seen it on all the Broadways.

On three, shout out which part you want.

One, two three.

[all] Hazel Sloane: Boss girl CEO Princess.

Yay! We all want the same part.

Oh... We all want the same part.

? You and me, you and I ?

? I've got your back, And you've got mine ?

? We're in this forever ?

? Wherever we go, we go together ?

? It's all for one ?

? It's you and me ?

? 'Cause all we are Is all we need ?

? We're in this forever ?

? Wherever we go, we go together ?

Okay, we all want the same thing.

Is that so bad?

I once saw a bunch of pigeons

eating the same hamburger bun, and they look thrilled.

I mean, it doesn't have to be a big deal

- that we all want the same part. - Totally.

Our friendship is way more important than a musical.

Let's just agree that even if one of us gets the lead,

it won't come between us, and we'll support each other no matter what.

Look at us being mature and evolved.

[? ice cream truck music playing]

[all] Ice cream truck!

[school bell rings]

Okay, everybody, welcome to auditions

for Hazel Sloane: Boss girl CEO Princess.

I'm Mr. B.

And I'm gonna Mister "be your director."

Noice.

It's cool you're doing this, Mr. B.

I didn't even know you directed musicals.

Neither did I, but Principal Jeffers has me leading

a whole bunch of extra-curriculars

due to lack of school funding.

Let's go, Cross Country team, pick up the pace!

We're on the deadline, School Paper,

Pick up the pace!

Let's go, Slow Motion club,

Pick up the pace!

So, yeah.

I'm spread a little thin.

All right, audition time. Pick up the pace!

[Posey, Tulip, Jade vocalize] ? Auditions! ?

I'll be doing a monologue from Romeo and Juliet.

"O Romeo, Romeo,

wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Let's do some improv. Hand me an item

and I'll make up a song about it.

[Posey beatboxes]

? I'm right over here, Miss Juliet ?

? You don't need to sweat as of yet ?

? I'm in your debt ?

? But don't forget, and I mean this as no threat ?

? I saw what you wrote ?

? That other dude on the Internet ?

I added the rap part.

? Vegetable oil, sunflower oil ?

? Cotton seed oil, oil, oil, oil ?

? That's a whole lotta oil ?

[mouths] Wow.

Wind...

[imitates whoosh]

Water...

Coconuts?

I die now.

[? upbeat music playing]

Ooh, I like that. We just free-styling in here?

Check this out.

[audience whoops]

[audience cheers]

Kid on stage whose name I don't know, nice work.

Lucas, that was one heck of an audition.

Cool.

For what?

For the school musical.

Oh, dope.

You should totally do that.

You guys, Mr. B posted the cast list.

- He did? - Yeah. I got some role

as the Dancing Chef slash Marine Biologist?

Lucas, that's the main guy.

Oh, cool.

Did you see what parts we got?

Yeah.

I got...

the Boss Girl CEO Princess...

I'm Hazel Sloane!

[Posey, Tulip] You're Hazel Sloane!

Um, I'm playing...

Elaine, the Environmentally-Conscious Farm Girl.

She's sustainable and she cares.

That's so me.

So you. Tulip?

I'm...

a rock.

Oh, Tulip, I'm so...

I'm a rock!

That's the part I secretly wanted all along.

Score!

Great, we all got parts we're happy with.

I knew the play wouldn't get in the way

- of our friendship. - Nothing ever will.

Tules, you okay?

Oh yeah, just getting into character.

Rock.

Rock, rock...

Hey, The Vince.

I'll have a pretzel.

Principal Jeffers, I'm not just a student

at this school, I'm a student of life.

What's your troubles?

Nah, it's nothing.

When I was a student here,

I dreamt of being in a school musical.

But I was always too scared to audition.

So I finally got up the nerve to ask Mr. B

if he might find a role for a certain

Michael B. Jordan adjacent-type.

Oh, you're talking about you.

Obviously.

He said no.

Is that so?

- Mr. B? - Vincent.

I'll allow it.

I hear Principal Jeffers is interested

in a role on your show.

All roles have been cast.

I also hear Jeffers is looking for a teacher to run yearbook.

You got a lot of free time, right?

It's done. You're the narrator.

Yes!

[Posey, Tulip, Jade vocalize] ? Rehearsals! ?

Welcome to our very first rehearsal

of Hazel Sloane: Boss Girl CEO Princess.

[students cheer]

Okay, it's a high school production.

Everybody calm down.

All right, settle in, stretch,

we'll start the opening number in 5.

Oh, Director Mr. B?

When I'm in character,

what should I do with my hands?

Pretend I'm holding a mic or just nonstop jazzy fingers?

Stop. You a grown man.

So, you got the part of Hazel Sloane.

I heard it was between you and Tammy Jacobs,

but I'm glad you got it

because I hear Tammy eats her own hair.

Uh, cool.

Also, who are you?

I'm Janine, hair and make-up.

Also, some people say I'm the school gossip,

but I'm not. What have you heard?

- Uh... - Tell me everything.

JK, don't tell me anything.

I'll probably tell everyone.

No, I won't. I probably will. Bye.

All right, people. Said five, meant three. Let's rehearse!

Rehearsals started off amazing.

But then something... unexpected happened,

more like someone unexpected.

Oh, you highlight your lines too?

Yeah, I color code them

based on what emotion my character is feeling.

I like to stay...

[slowly] organized.

Oh, wait, you have a tiger's eye too?

For good luck.

I totally believe in the power of...

[slowly] Crystals.

Uh-huh.

Hey, we packed the same thing.

- It's my go to. - Mine, too.

Bread with peanut butter and raisins

in the shape of a smiley face.

It's the ultimate...

[slowly] Snacky snack.

[muffled scream]

Guys, I have something to tell you!

- Me too! - Me too too!

[all] I have a crush on Lucas Jasper!

We all like the same guy?

[all] Yay!

[all] Oh...

Okay, we all have a crush on the same guy.

Not a big deal. Not a big deal!

Except, it's totally a big deal.

I know!

Maybe Lucas is actually a triplet

and we each like a different Lucas. I call the middle one!

Are we sure? Like sure-sure?

We all like him? Like, like-like him?

My crush is legit.

I mean, I found out he carries lucky crystals just like me.

And then he left a jade crystal for me

in my locker.

And my name's Jade.

[Posey, Tulip] Aw, it is.

Well, not only do Lucas and I love the same snacks,

but when I dropped my last bite on the ground,

he picked it up and brushed off the dirt so I could finish it.

Oh, that's so gross. But I love it.

Well, listen to this, since we both highlight our scripts,

Lucas said he's gonna think of me

every time he sees a highlighter

and then I said that that was the highlight of my day,

and he got it after I explained it. [giggles]

[all sigh]

- He's so great. - The best.

I wish he was tiny enough to keep in my pocket.

Focus. What are we gonna do?

I mean, we handled the whole auditioning

for the same role thing like mature adults.

I'm sure we could find a way to do the same

- with having the same crush. - Yes.

We should just all agree that nobody

pursues Lucas Jasper.

Great idea. I'm on board.

Me too. Look at us. So mature.

[chuckles] Totally. Oh, you got mustard on your shirt.

- [exclaims] - [spits]

So we went to school the next day with a solid plan...

avoid Lucas Jasper,

which was a little tricky

because we were all in scenes with Lucas Jasper.

Okay, dance scene in the forest. Music... and dance.

[? whimsical music playing]

Okay.

Dear Farm Girl, I have most important news.

Walk with me as I explain.

Sorry, can't talk now.

I've got an important farm, phone, work call.

Hello, cows?

Okay.

Our Dancing Chef slash Marine Biologist

needed a place to think.

So he sat on the rock.

He sat.

He sat.

Okay.

[sighs] We did it.

Yep. Lucas, who?

It's Jasper.

But we avoided him 'cause we're mature.

- Hey, guys. - [girls scream]

Okay.

[Posey, Tulip, Jade vocalize] ? Opening Night! ?

These curls.

I'm obsessed.

What is your secret?

Uh, shampoo?

I want to be you when I grow up.

I bet you're not even nervous for tonight.

Actually, I'm a little nervous,

but not for the reason you think.

Tell me everything.

It's kinda silly.

It has nothing to do with the play.

Well, it sort of does, but...

Come on, come on. Before I graduate.

I have a crush on someone in the play.

[yells]

I knew it, but I didn't.

But maybe I did. Say less but say more.

Okay, I just don't know if she likes me back.

Just don't tell anyone, okay?

Oh, of course not. I would never.

I mean, I might, but I won't.

I won't tell anyone.

[mouths] I'm gonna tell everyone.

You won't believe what I just heard.

He was so nervous.

It was really adorable.

And he told me the most wild news.

Lucas Jasper has a crush on someone in the musical.

[all gasp]

[Older Jade] Yeah. Gasp.

[Older Posey] And with that new nugget of info,

we may have read a little too much

into some casual interactions with Lucas.

Break a leg, Jade.

[sighs] Thanks, Lucas Jasper.

Have a good show, Posey.

You too, Lucas Jasper.

Sorry, my bad.

I love you too, Lucas Jasper.

[Older Tulip] And at that moment,

it all became crystal clear.

[all] Lucas Jasper has a crush on me!

- [Mr. B] Places, people. - Thank you, places.

He says he's not sure if she likes him back.

He just wishes there was a way he could tell.

Right?

I know. I know.

Okay. Call me back when you get this.

Have a great show, everybody.

Let's get out there and really go for it.

[all] Oh, I will.

[? piano music playing]

[singing] ? Big business ?

? Big dreams ?

[all applauding]

As Hazel Sloane's corporate empire grew,

she longed for simpler days back at the castle,

so she headed to the forest.

Little did she know, she'd cross paths

with a Dancing Chef slash Marine Biologist from her past.

- Hazel? - Brad?

Take my hand.

[? whimsical music playing]

Spice it up, people!

[? salsa music plays]

[all applauding]

New pages flying in.

- What? - Just read them.

Then, having returned from an Eco Summit, Elaine,

the Environmentally-Conscious Farm Girl enters.

- She does? - Yes, she does.

Chef Brad, I need to talk with you about the coral reef study.

It's not good. Shall we walk arm-in-arm and discuss?

Okay.

[Jade nervously chuckles]

What are you doing? You aren't in the scene.

Mixing things up. Plus, we need to address climate change.

I'm worried about the endangered marine layer.

- Hold me close! - Okay.

We aren't done with our dance.

This is not what we rehearsed.

But she's not wrong about that marine layer.

It's a global issue.

I'm working on it.

Man, you guys are tiring me out.

Perhaps you need a place to sit.

Sweet, thanks, rock.

I'm no longer just any rock, good sir.

I'm a beloved gemstone. The rarest of the rare.

Maybe even fit for marriage.

Okay.

What are you guys doing?

This is my scene, and you're ruining it.

I'm here because Lucas has a crush on me.

No, he has a crush on me.

I'm crushing you?

- I'll get up... - No! Stay!

That's it. We're skipping to the end, people.

Places for the wedding song!

[Older Posey] The wedding song was technically seven songs away,

but we did the wedding song.

[singing] ? Hazel Sloane gets it all in the end ?

? The business, it beams and the guy of her dreams ?

? It's my wedding day ?

? Time for my wedding Let's shout, "hooray" ?

? For this wedding day Wedding day ?

? Or is too soon? Feels like it's too soon ?

? Yes, it's so absolutely too soon! ?

No girl, it's not.

? It's my wedding day ?

? Or maybe he marries the farm girl ?

? Or perhaps it's the rock ?

? Yes, the rock from Wisconsin ?

? For clarity, that's me! ?

? Not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson ?

[girls] ? It's my wedding day Time for my wedding ?

? Let's shout, "hooray!" ?

? For this wedding day Wedding day ?

And that, my friends, is a metaphor for life.

Sometimes it all can just come crashing down.

The end!

[applause]

[Posey, Tulip, Jade vocalize] ? The Aftermath ?

I'm so sorry. That was a disaster...

And I loved it.

I saved the show.

- You're happy? - Fulfilled! By acting.

This school deserves a club

for kids who've always wanted to try acting

but are too scared.

"The Theater Before Theater Club."

And I know just the man to run it.

You!

Honey, we're gonna have to postpone our wedding again.

That was a train wreck.

What got into us?

I don't even know what I was doing.

I completely blacked out.

I thought Lucas liked me, and I went crazy for a minute.

I'm so sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

I thought Lucas liked me, and I totally lost it.

It was those curls.

I know, they smell like vacation.

[both] Right?

Guys, I don't like this. It's not us.

So not us.

This can never happen again.

I mean, who cares who he has a crush on?

Our friendship is too important.

A hundred percent.

I have an idea.

Let's make a pact.

We will never let a crush come between us again.

Promise.

Promise.

And we still got the pact.

And to answer your question,

this is what our song "The One" is about.

"The One" isn't about a boy or a girl or any crush.

It's about us.

We are "The One."

one friendship with an unbreakable bond.

Wait. Should we play it right now?

Let's play it right now.

Wait, in here?

There's a couch in the way,

- and we don't have instruments. - But we do have roadies.

[all] Tony!

[? upbeat music playing]

? We were about to break I could feel it coming ?

? Slow slipping away, Couldn't just do nothing ?

? Made matching mistakes, But hey, who doesn't? ?

? Oh, oh ?

? Don't wanna be scared of looking back ?

? Don't wanna lose what we always had ?

? No drama I think I'm cool with that ?

[all] ? You think you're cool with that ?

? You'll always, only ever be ?

? The one, the one, the one for me ?

? You'll always, only ever be ?

? The one, the one, the one for me ?

? I don't know what to do ?

? Or how I'm gonna make it through ?

? You feel it all, I feel it too ?

? You got me and I got you ?

? You'll always, only ever be ?

? The one, the one, the one for me ?

- [Older Tulip] Love you. - Me too, ding-dongs.

- Me too, too. - [all giggle]

Still love that song.

[girls] Hi, Lucas Jasper.

And I still love that you call me by my full name.

Now can I take my girlfriend out

for our anniversary dinner?

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