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Wrong. Wrong.

Are these kids learning anything in my class?

God. This is horrible.

God.

Hey,

Jennifer. Hi, Mr. Masters. What can I help you with?

Well, you know, it's time for the yearbook photos and...

Put me in charge of it.

As you can see, I'm very busy right now. Can you come back later with that?

I'm here. I've got a camera.

You look beautiful.

Really. Did you change your hair?

Okay. Ever?

Where are you going with this, Mr. Madden?

They want us to take maybe at least 20 pictures, pick a good one or one or two

that kind of shows your personality.

And I thought maybe right by the chalkboard or something, you know, you

good. Your room's blue. It'll bring out your eyes.

We may not take any pictures of you giving everyone these.

Come on, right over.

A minute.

A minute.

Okay, one minute. That's all I have, Mr. Masters, okay? Yep, yep, yep.

Where do you need me? Right over here. Okay.

Yeah, right there. Right here? Over here? Right there, yeah. All right.

Right here, Mr. Masters. Sure. I'll take it for you.

Sure. Ready?

Good, good. Show me firm.

Oh, that's a good look for you.

Good, good.

Show me disapproving. Oh, you got that one. Oh, gosh. Okay.

Oh, come on. We're having fun.

All right.

That's it.

Oh, my God. That was almost a smile.

Kind of looks more like a snarl, but come on. Mr. Mouser, there's no time for

games here.

Try to just be a little more, you know, happy.

Happy? Look at that smile. There we go.

That's it. Good.

Good. Holy cow, happy Miss Amber.

Good. Maybe, you know, put your hand up or something playful, like you feel like

you're posing like a model. Go ahead, do it. That's it.

Oh my gosh, you are fun.

There we go.

I knew it. I knew you could be fun.

There we go.

Good. You know what? Why don't we get some shots?

How about over here, sitting at the desk, like, oh look, I could be a

too. Go ahead. It'll be fun.

There we go. Look at that.

That's cute.

Good. Good.

That's it. Good. Now we can just get you to be a little more, you know, like,

like relax. I mean, you're wearing a dress with like, like a shirt and a

over it. So what if, uh, what if you took this sweater off?

No, it'll be more, it'll be more relaxed, like comfortable.

Yeah, you just want to just be a little more, just a little more comfortable.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, you're wearing a very nice dress.

Yeah, I got the dress on underneath.

It's all right. Yeah.

Holy shit.

Wow. All right. There we go.

Now we're talking. Good.

All right. All right.

Maybe that pink would look really good against the black. All right. Let's go

over there.

Oh, that's a good look.

Like, let me go a little further away.

Have you heard about...

What if we, just to be playful now, what if we just pose like you're trying to

be sexy?

Why would we need sexy pictures for the yearbook? Well, no, just playful. Plus,

it's mostly, you know, there's the faculty yearbook, too. We have our own

yearbook that's just us, you know, that the kids don't draw pictures all over.

You know, why don't you be, you know, like, cocky hip or something to be...

That's not really my style. I understand.

I know, it's probably, you know, like, you just don't really feel like just

being sexy.

Yeah, you know, like, a little cuff in the hip, right?

Yeah, look at you.

That's it.

Good. Good. You know what would be, like, beautiful?

You put one leg up and there's a little flash of, like, more than just an ankle.

Huh? Nice and sexy.

Well, there we go. Now we're, that's it.

Good. Wow.

That's it.

Good. It was good to be, like, a little bit sexy, right? I mean.

It's not like you're the kind of girls that you report for wardrobe and fashion

all the time.

You know, like the guys like me really hate those little 18 -year -olds in the

short skirts.

You stop that all the time.

Good, good. Wow, now we're talking.

You know, don't you feel like maybe the fact that you're being a little

liberated, maybe you're feeling just a little horny?

Oh.

Horny?

Yeah, no, keep that pose. I like it.

Sexy. Yeah.

That's it. Just let yourself be natural.

Good.

Nice.

You're good?

This is a really good camera that I got here. It's making some great shots that

I will hold on to forever.

Good. Good.

But that feels so good, doesn't it? Yeah.

And don't forget those. Like, none of us ever do.

Yeah, I'd be proud of those.

Yeah.

Maybe we can see if we can get you to be just really, really

insatiably horny.

Insatiably horny?

Sorry, go ahead. You know, we just gotta...

Do what you have to do.

Mwah!

to create over here. Okay, all right. If, um, the only thing is maybe, maybe

tomorrow, um, under your clothes, maybe you could just wear something a little

bit sexy.

Mr. Masters, I will wear whatever the hell I want to wear. Okay? I'm sorry.

just let you do it.

Are you charged?

Yeah, yeah, we're good.

Great, great.

So I think we, I was thinking maybe we could take the shots maybe right over

here. I'll move this desk out of the way and just kind of get you against that

wall over there.

All right, yeah, I'll just finish with this anyway.

Okay, that's a very, is that dress new?

I don't know.

So,

okay, let's just... I think last time we actually talked about you smiling. I

don't remember.

Oh, I got a smile.

See, I bet people you could smile in New York.

Okay, Mr. Mathers.

Come on, you know I'm your favorite faculty to report on for doing things

all the time. Okay, there we go.

Nice. Now, I think...

Maybe one inch down of the zipper.

One inch down. Why do we need that?

All right, I understand.

I understand.

So maybe you can just go ahead and be a little more sexy.

You want to see sexy?

I'll show you sexy.

Whoa.

Oh, okay. Good. Yeah.

I think that's what I was talking about.

Whoa. Damn.

You do have eyes. Holy crap.

Whoa.

That's it.

You're working this hammer.

Good. Good.

Let me just get that hair out.

Down. Yeah.

Oh, you are not afraid to work at all, are you?

Shut out of the hair.

Whoa.

Holy shit.

Sorry. There we are.

Oh, my goodness.

That is not what I expected at all.

Wow.

Wow, that's it.

I don't know if you have this in you.

Good, good.

Maybe you can use your desk as a prop or something.

Not that I've ever thought about putting it up on your desk.

Nice.

There we go.

That's the shot.

Wow.

Yeah. Maybe you could get a little money?

I thought we were doing yearbook photos.

Well, it doesn't seem like it would be natural, does it?

No, it doesn't.

All right, well, I just thought, like, you know, the way you're posing, like,

you'd get horny.

Horny?

That's what we're talking about.

We're talking so horny.

That's it.

The camera loves you.

There they are.

Good.

Huma loves you.

Good.

Nice. That's a shot right there.

Good.

Good.

Now he's got you feeling so very...

Oh, no.

You will lose your tenure for this.

Don't. Well, I mean, you're sitting there like totally letting the slut out.

you kidding me? You came in here wanting to take pictures of me. I know, but

you're kind of being a slut.

Slut, Mr. Masters.

I'll show you a slut.

That's the best beach I've ever had.

I made the world.

What did I tell you, Mr.

Masters, huh?

That BJ you've ever gotten?

I think we

need a good idea for you to forget.

So, Will, I'm sorry that the... I don't know what's wrong with my camera. It's

just like the pictures are all coming out really dark.

We can do, can we do one more chance tomorrow?

Okay, one more chance. This is the second time already, Mr. Masters.

All right, and you know, I just want, in the back of your mind, you keep the

thought, in the back of your mind, you can't stop thinking about the fact that

you're a horny slut.

Yeah, just like, it's not something you really think about. It's just, you know,

back of mind. All right, I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, thank you for your patience.

Hey, Ms. Amber. There's no charm.

We'll get those shots.

Where have you been, Mr. Master?

I've been waiting all day.

Oh, well, I keep you waiting.

Sorry, I just had to get my camera.

Do this, Mr. Master.

Okay.

You look particularly amazing today.

Whoa, you, uh... Wow, we're cutting loose.

It's the best shot you've ever done on the faculty itself.

These are definitely, definitely good.

Yeah. Over there.

Yeah. Good.

Nice.

Nice.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

What are you talking about?

Whoa. Oh.

Okay.

You're hot. You're hot. Yeah,

you're not. Ben,

how are you?

I need panties for, anyway.

Uh -huh.

Why don't you tell me where?

Whoa,

okay. That's what I'm talking about.

You look like that.

Yeah, you look like that.

Okay.

Good.

Yeah, let me get that shot. Hold on. If you could just hold that pose for me.

Uh -huh. Now we're talking.

It looks like you're getting like, oh, wait, wait, I just got to, I just need

you to be so, so horny.

Oh, yeah,

that's a shot.

Let me get that.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

So, so, so horny.

Do you think, um... That's good.

That's a nice one.

Do you think maybe, uh, since you're flashing and stuff, what do you think

about, um, you know, just producing shots with you naked?

Mr. Master...

Why would you ask me that? What kind of pictures are these supposed to be? I

thought they were going in the faculty yearbook. I just thought it would be a

good look if, you know, you were just naked.

Oh.

Naked.

Everybody should see this body, huh?

Holy shit, yeah.

Damn.

Now we're talking. Do you want Mr. Master?

Yeah, that's a shot.

Now we're talking.

Yeah. That's it.

Those are the shots.

There we are.

Nice. Nice.

That's it. You got two nice eyes there. Good. All right. This way you'll like it

a little better. There we go.

Maybe I'll move that desk as a prop a little bit.

Okay. Now we're talking.

All right.

Do you think, uh... It seems like the mood is right.

Would you... Do you want to talk?

How dare you come into my office and ask me that?

You seem like you're really wild.

You're at school?

Come on, what about your wild side?

That's not what we're at school for.

What are you talking about?

Just that you're really wild.

Wait, I have so many fucking buttons.

Oh yeah, you help me out with that shit.

Put those pants on.

Yes.

Fucking with me.

Godhead.

Bless me the f**k -

Yeah, I think we got a good shot. I'll see you at the faculty party.

You're not exactly my type, and I'm not really sure why you think that you were,

but... Oh, I thought there was, I don't know, chemistry or something. No

chemistry?

You know, I'm flattered, but no thanks. Okay.

All right, well, I guess I'll just see you at the party.

I'll see you there.

Absolutely none wrong. I can't believe it.

A plus.

That is amazing.

Everybody's getting A's this semester.