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Yo, bro, y 'all coming over?

I got the board games, I got a little connect.

What do you mean y 'all aren't coming over?

You're gonna change your plans last minute, you know what I mean?

You're going to the club.

Bro, we do that any time of the week.

Okay,

alright, well, I'm not going, bro. I'll, uh, I got to get you up in a couple

days or something. We'll go out and do something.

Alright, bud.

Later.

Hi, Jimmy.

Hey, Jimmy.

What are you up to?

Well, I was going to play some board games, but my friends canceled on me. I

guess they're going to the club tonight.

Well, that's good for you.

Me and Mira, we are going to go to the club, and we need you to do your

stepsister solid and not tell Mom and Dad.

You're literally grounded.

What do you mean?

And? Don't you want to be cool like a day in your life, Jimmy?

For real, though? I mean, look, it's not all me.

I mean, they literally have cameras all in the house.

Oh, they're not anymore.

We haven't talked about it, Dad.

We took care of it.

Okay.

I mean, look, I'll tell you guys what.

If you guys can beat me in the best two out of three, In any of these four

games, I'll let you go and I won't tell Mom and Dad.

Are you serious? You really think we have time to play your little kid board

games? I mean, you really think I have time to cover for you?

Yeah, you're my brother.

Come on.

Come on, just a couple games. It's not going to hurt.

Fine. Pinky promise not to tell Mom and Dad?

Yeah, I think that'll work.

Whatever, I just need some dick.

So whatever we got to do to get the fuck up out here.

All right, come on, let's play. All right, we don't want to play first.

I don't know, you tell me here. Fuck it, let's play this one.

Okay, so how did he play?

All right, so you have to roll sticks to get out of your little jail here.

You go around, go all the way around the table until you get to home.

And then once you get all four of your pieces home, then...

Easy enough, right? You can pull it up.

Do you need it here?

I think so.

Yeah?

Who goes first then? I play ladies first.

What do you go first?

Should you rock, paper, scissors?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Scissors.

Rock,

paper, scissors, shoot.

Woo!

Six and a four!

So six fits me out, right? And then I go four more?

Yeah. One, two, three, four.

Wow, you can suck at this game.

How are you always winning?

One,

two, three, four.

What does this mean?

Do I win? You've got to go all the way around.

Oh, fuck.

That's a journey.

That's a journey.

Trust and chain you, girl.

Wow, Jimmy.

You suck at this game.

He wanted to play, and now you're making him embarrassed.

That's crazy.

We're definitely going to be going to the club pretty quick here. I know.

crazy.

I just have a feeling I'm going to get another six.

Ready?

I got two fives again!

Okay. Look, so since you have two out, you can move one amount with one piece

and then use the other dots and move the other piece.

So you don't have to do it all in one.

Okay, so basically I can either use both of them and go five each or I can use

one and go ten.

Right. Okay, that's easy.

Cool.

I'm going to flip them up. I'm going to go five of each.

One, two, three, four, five.

Your turn, Amira.

My turn.

You got this, girl.

Amira.

I got

a three and a six.

Yeah, girl.

Are you going to take a new one out?

Move the old one. Yeah. Make it vintage, baby.

One, two, three.

Oh, that's six. One, two, three, four, five, six.

Do you have to go this way? Yeah, you're going to go this way. You're going to

crawl up and you wrap around.

One, two, three, four, five, six. What did I do that, you guys?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right. Who's turn is it now? Okay, it's your turn.

Wow,

he's huge. Oh my god.

He's definitely going to lose this game.

Are you trying to lose?

Yeah, I mean, you are probably the worst player ever.

Yeah, he's pretty bad.

I got 10!

Alright.

Ten. Ten.

Ten.

Ten.

Ten.

Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten.

Ten.

Ten. Ten.

Ten.

Three, four, five, one, two, three,

four, five, one, two, three, four, five, one, two, three, four, five, one, two,

three,

four,

five,

one, two.

I'm taking you to Vegas anytime soon.

Yeah. You'd be a liability.

All right.

You ready for this?

Yeah. I just know I'm going to roll double sixes.

Oh, damn.

Four to three.

Oh, shut up. You haven't even gotten out of jail yet.

One, two, three, four.

One, two, three.

It's a

little

better than Jimmy's though.

You're a bet.

What? I didn't doubt you. Hey, you can move mine. One, two, three, four, one.

All right, Jimmy.

Do you want me to roll for you?

Yeah. You're really stuck at it.

Yeah. Grab it.

You mentioned you did a six the first time.

Jimmy, you won't believe it.

I rolled two fives.

You're so close.

Actually, though, actually, when you rolled doubles.

You need a second turn.

I've gone and bought it. You didn't say that in the beginning.

Fine.

Am I going to pour?

Wait,

you thought I was going to roll good for you?

I was hoping, yeah.

Why don't you roll two sixes now?

I'm going to get another guy out.

I'm going to do this one.

This is

the one that's been famous.

Give it to me. She's going to fix it.

Oh, I'm going to give it to you.

Wait, just do I move it? And then roll it again.

Okay.

One, two, three, four, five.

One, two, three.

I'm directionally dyslexic. My condolences.

All right, Jimmy, it's your turn again.

I'm going to roll for you.

Wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.

You're sabotaging the fuck out of me. Look, maybe let her roll for me instead.

Ugh, God. I think I might. Fine.

Damn.

Two, not bad.

A tie?

Oh, my God.

I think it's worse than my rolls.

But I'm not bad.

I'm not bad.

Getting good.

Wait, should I do it again?

No. Come on. It was cheating.

Yeah, yeah. We want to go to the club, remember?

Oh, yeah.

That's true.

Two fixes.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

And I get to roll again.

Isn't that right, Jimmy?

That's right.

Two fives.

Oh, my God.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Oh, wait.

Two fives.

You're the reason that we're going to be, like, out for the season.

Oh, so close. A two and a three.

One, two, three, four, five.

Five. I can count.

All right. And we're on a year through.

Oh.

Then you can all And

then

I get to roll it again

It's a three.

Yeah, well, I've got to reach for my piece. I can't reach for it either.

I've got to get it.

It's a three.

One,

two, three, four, five, six.

One, two, three.

All right, it's Jimmy's turn.

All right, let's see how it goes.

No, you did it. You did it.

A four and a five.

What is this?

My turn, Jimmy.

A five and a five.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

And I get a go again.

Is that right?

How did you hear about this game, Jimmy?

Yeah, you're gonna call friends. One, two, three, four.

Stop, stop.

Your turn, Jimmy.

Again?

Again. Already, what? I do twice.

Get your hand in there.

Where's your hand in there?

Oh my God.

You got a four and a two?

Are you serious?

Maybe. You got to get together.

Okay, Jimmy, you actually got a six.

Gold plate bearer.

Should I move his pieces?

Or do you want to?

One,

two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

All right, Jimmy.

I moved your pieces.

Here we go.

All right.

It's six and a four, guys.

I'm moving my last piece out.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

All right, Mira, your turn.

Hold up, hold up, hold up. Look, you guys are kicking my ass right now.

There's no way I'm coming back.

Let's just give it to the next group.

That's fine with me.

We're making clips to the club.

That's fine. I'm trying to.

That's a sad photo clip.

She's dead ass.

We like to go to sleep.

All righty, next game, let's go.

Move us along.

All right, I'll set up.

All right, guys,

I got an easy one for y 'all.

This one is go fish.

You guys play go fish, right?

I think so.

We need to go.

It's going to be pretty easy for you guys.

So what is it like? You start with like seven cards, right?

Yeah, so something like that.

And then we match them, right? We can match them?

Yeah, you're going to match them up, and whoever has the most, they win.

All right, that's pretty easy.

Who wins?

You guys are going to have a challenge.

Just remember, Jimmy, if you lose this one, we're going to the club.

Thank you.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Perfect.

Jimmy, you're so going down.

You can't look in the mirror. How can I not?

Is that a rule?

You can't look at the card.

You better not be looking at the card.

You have to add one.

Then you gotta go, go, you know?

Who's gonna go first? I think the winner, me, should go first.

Alright, you go first.

I'm gonna ask anybody for a card.

Jimmy, do you have 10 of her?

Um, no.

I think this is a good fish.

Oh yeah, good fish.

Um, don't they pick up a card?

Yeah, yeah, you'll pick up a card. All right.

I think in your spinner.

Do you have an ace?

I do not have an ace.

And you can't lie about it, okay? No, I don't want to swear.

Here you go, Amir.

You filthy loser.

Amir, do you have a seven?

A seven?

Amira, can you have it three?

No.

Come on.

I don't know, you go. I think it's not good, bro.

I'm going to try harder than that.

All right, I'll give you a good time.

It's your turn, Vera.

Oh, sorry.

Do you have a queen?

Me? Yeah.

All

right.

Who has a two?

Anyone? Oh, no.

Go for it.

Um, do you have an H?

An H?

Nope.

Nobody's here.

I mean, you're all you take.

Does anybody have an A?

Do you have a queen?

No.

Are you just picking up cards when you don't have it?

Yeah, I'm watching. I mean, I got a whole fucking deck in my hand.

Alright.

Does anyone have a ten?

I do.

Yes! Final! the first match.

Thank you.

One match puts you to the test.

Hey.

I mean, I got turns.

What do you need, girl? Does anyone have a queen?

Anya, do you have a king?

Nope. No king in my deck.

Yes.

Another match.

How do I win in every single game?

What is it, two?

I guess you're just born to win, babe.

I'm a winner. I'm like my brother.

Does anybody have an ape?

Mm -mm.

Mm -mm. Nothing.

No apes. This is my death.

Shit.

Give me it. It's your turn. He's getting distracted.

Yeah.

Does anybody have a jack?

Is this a Jack or a Joker?

Oh, that's a Jack. That's perfect. I need that. Are you sure?

You better not be lying.

I don't know. I'm not sure.

I don't know if he trusts you.

Um, anyone have a dick?

I do.

You do?

I do.

I'm getting close to the end. Mm -hmm.

Does anybody have a five?

Wait, I have a five.

What?

Alright guys, I only have two cards left.

You better step up your game, Jimmy.

Yeah, I got three left.

Alright, it's your turn, Jimmy.

What do you need?

I need a king.

A king?

Yes. I don't have a king.

You don't have a king. Mira, do you have a king?

I love you.

You. All right. She has one?

One match.

Oh, shit.

No, I got two cards.

Wait, how many cards have you? I got two left.

What? How?

I have two left.

You are definitely cheating.

No, I'm not. Where?

Alright, do you have a four?

I wish I did.

Amira, do you have a four?

I know you have a four.

No!

Do you have an A?

I don't. I don't have an A.

No, not me.

Go, Finn.

You guys have a five.

No? Nope.

Does anyone have a chill?

I don't. I don't have it. I

do. Wait, what?

Oh my god.

Yes! One card left.

What?

You didn't go.

All right. The last card.

Here we go.

Onion, you have a four.

Oh, come on. You must have seen my card.

You did get a four. I mean, I would have to have it anyway, right?

Whatever.

Yep.

Look at there.

I can't believe you lost. I got the most cards, the most pairs.

Looks like I win.

Fine.

One more game.

Yeah, we got one more game.

What's the third game for tiebreaker?

Well, it's a game of physicality and a game of flexibility.

Okay, well, that's easy.

We're socially going to win this, right, Amira?

I don't know, not for winning.

We're going to take home the prize.

Oh, they're ready.

Musicality. Do you see him? Oh, yeah.

I'm going to try to dance.

Oh, so we do that.

We'll find out.

All right, who wants to go first?

You want to go first? You want to go first?

You want to go first?

All right, here we go.

Oh, rock, hand on yellow.

Can they find all directions?

I'm going to try.

Left foot on yellow.

Alright, left

foot

on blue.

Left hand on green.

Left hand on green?

Yes.

Alright.

Alright,

Amira. Your left hand goes on blue.

I'm going to have to move a little closer.

Both of your hands go on her ass.

You're lying.

That's not even a color.

Come on.

It is a color. It's called white. A white ass.

Pale white ass.

Come on, this is too

easy.

It's going to get harder.

Can you spin it? Of course.

Right hand on blue.

Right hand on yellow.

Right hand on blue again.

I feel like this is just landing on right hand.

Here we go.

Left hand on yellow.

Are you getting this girl?

Is this easier?

Right foot on green.

Show me how you're going to dance in the club, girl.

Left foot on yellow.

Left foot on

yellow.

Left foot on yellow? Yeah. But it's already over here.

Wait for it. Right foot on green.

There you go, girl.

We are going to be at the club in no time.

Yeah, it's so warm.

Left hand on green.

Oh, my God, girl.

Hands on yellow.

Okay. Knees on blue.

Like that?

Oh yeah, you look great.

Okay.

Left hand.

On green.

Okay, that's easy.

Right hand on green.

Here we go.

All right.

And then left hand on yellow.

Left hand on yellow?

Easy.

And then... Come on, give me an easy one.

And then that's left hand on yellow.

Left hand on the other? It's already on the other. I'll move it over.

This is the easiest game of Twister ever.

For us, but you're going to lose, Jimmy.

Green. Green?

Right hand on green.

It's already on green.

Why are you giving me?

I know, I had you in a split, girl.

I know, they really did.

May I have your hand?

Yeah. Here we go.

At least you're staying in a position you look good in.

No, I'm not

Left hand green.

Oh my gosh, it's already here.

I think we need to get Jimmy down on the mat. What do you think?

Get down there, Jimmy.

I think you should lay this face to me. Here we go.

Eric and Mira, I want your right foot on blue.

There you go.

My left foot on red.

Erdemira, left foot on yellow.

Right foot on yellow.

My... Right foot on red.

Your right hand on red.

Reach back like we did here.

Your right hand on red.

There you go, you got it.

And Mira, your left foot on yellow.

There you go. Sure.

Easy peasy.

Right foot on yellow.

There you go.

on red.

Left foot on yellow.

Right hand on Jimmy's chest.

There we go.

I like this version.

Left hand on Jimmy's chest. Check.

There we go.

Right foot on yellow.

Oh, you're already there. I'm looking at you.

Jenny's left hand on...

And Mira's right hand on Jimmy's chest.

Jimmy, your left hand on my left hip.

Are you doing

down there, Jimmy?

You're not going to Greek, are you?

Mira, your right foot on Greek.

Your left foot on Greek.

Left foot on green.

Right foot on green.

Come

on, don't feel

easy on me.

This is kind of actually fun. This is such a good idea, Jimmy.

Right hand on Jimmy's chin.

Left hand on Jimmy's chin.

When we win, are you going to come out to the club with us? Or are you going to

stay home and continue playing your board game?

Yeah, I think you should come out with us.

I might.

I'm with you.

Mom and Dad won't even be home tonight.

So we won't play football.

Yeah, so I think you should definitely come to the club with us. Okay, Denise?

Yeah.

What do you think of my recipe? Do you think Jimmy should come with us?

Yeah. Yeah?

That would be a lot of fun.

I mean, you can make a girl theme, Jimmy.

You can make a dance theme.

It would be a blast.

Besides, we need to spend some quality brother time.

Yeah.

I mean,

didn't you mention how your friends canceled on you to go to Tech Q?

You could just meet them there.

Well,

I'm sure we can stop by wherever they are.

Besides, we have nothing going on tomorrow, right?

You can be out a little later, girls.

I don't think our parents are coming back tomorrow.

Right?

I don't want to get in trouble.

And if you do, you're going to have to totally pick one for me.

Besides

me, I don't

think I've ever seen you dance.

I think it's going to be really fucking funny.

Amira, I will have to, but I'll teach you from there.

I'm

excited

because I haven't been out in like a week, so I really need this now.

I was actually kind of mad at Ian in the beginning because I totally ruined it

by making us play games. But it's kind of actually fun.

We should have more game nights.

Okay, I think we should definitely stretch.

There.

Besides Jimmy, I heard her friend Katie's coming and we have such a crush

her.

I don't know.

I bet she's not even excited.

Right? We're much better. Right,

Jimmy?

Yeah, no, I'm totally obsessed with them. And you cannot wait.

Yeah, he's probably going to ask you out on a date because that's what happened

to the last one.

No, for real, girl. Remember the last few dates that we went to and he was

yeah, let's go on a date and stuff. And you're like, I have to wash my hair.

It's so bad.

It's not my fault.

Okay.

but if he's definitely asking me out i'm gonna say yes i like your blue eyes

thank you what palette is that from is that some i don't even remember what

it's called but i definitely love it

Strawberry. It is.

Sorry, I messed up yours a little bit.

Now we have to redo our makeup.

All thanks to Jimmy.

All right, guys. I'm going to go take a shower. Are you ready?

We better do the same.

Let's go. Yeah, let's save water. Take a shower again.

What?