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This is a extended episode.

There are countless choices in life.

Sometimes it's the choice of a song you like,

sometimes it's the choice of a suitable dress,

sometimes it's the choice of a book to kill time,

sometimes it's to accept the things you can't choose.

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Such as a rainy day.

I hate it but

I can't change it.

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What about you?

I saw the weather forecast so I brought an extra one.

Quick. Let's go.

He's Liang Chao. A cautious man.

Although we're the same age, he acts more mature than others.

So, we call him Uncle Chao.

He's Sha Xiaoguang. A naughty boy.

Very very naughty.

I forgot my umbrella!

Also a fool.

Silly Xiaoguang! You're so childish!

Here.

Xiao Ye.

Let's go.

I hate rainy days

I always dreamt of growing up.

So I could have more rights to do what I wanted to do.

But the opposite is true.

Xiao Ye. You're no longer a child. I believe that you can make the best choice.

What's the best?

The financial industry had the highest income last year.

What's the highest?

But now I finally understand.

The right to choose is a bind.

It's not an open essay question.

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Hua Yuye. Answer it.

Which option is right?

But, is the right option bound to be right?

Our city's GDP grew by 25% last year.

That means we no longer rely too much on pharmaceutical manufacture.

That strike ten years ago

forced the most polluting factories to shut down.

Is the great strike a good choice? GDP and index of happiness are increased.

It seems to have been the right choice.

Back off!

Protest!

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They don't give us subsidies either.

It is said that the factory was dismantled and turned into a school.

And they increased tuition fees.

No incomes but more fees?

What do we do!?

Are you kidding me?

m 0 0 l 1920 0 1920 100 0 100 Hua Yuye. What's your answer?

I wanna go to

Is there a fifth option in life?

I wanna go to an

I wanna go to another

I wanna go to another wor

I wanna go to another world

Where am I?

I was in my room just now.

Could it be... this is another world?

My wish came true?

It came true!

My wish came true!

You are the hero that will save our world, aren't you?

Hero! Please accept my thanks!

Hero hero hero hero herororororo.

Please forgive my rudeness.

The best equipment!

Wait. I'm just checking your identity....

Fuck. Who the hell are you?

And where are we?

Be quiet!

The killer is nearby.

You are the loudest one here.

What happened to you?

I found you.

You picked up a clothes rune?

Well, stop struggling

and come back with me.

No way!

I won't go with you even if I die.

Wait. This is your so-called killer?

Yes.

He is one of the four cadres of the gang.

Others call him The katana from the East Sea.

Then I give you one more choice. Die under my katana.

Treating me like a kid?

Damn it.

Spit!?

I have a large lung capacity.

I win!

I have more than you.

I'm almost out of breath.

This is just a kid fight, right?

But you don't have a watch!

Do you use ass to check the time?

Wait. I'm really a fool.

You're stalling for time.

I'll be serious.

Come out! My clothes rune!

Black Pure Cotton Vest!

Could you be serious with your skill name? Please!

And when will this kids game end?

Hero. It's your turn now.

Fuck!

You should be confident.

That's a house! Not a cake!

This is my clothes rune.

He is the first ninja of the East Sea,

Hattori Hanzo.

Chop!

Are you kidding me?

What should I do?

m 0 0 l 1920 0 1920 200 0 200 When you find yourself in an alternate reality, first know yourself

like

find your energy core,

chakra or spirit power.

And then try your best to control it.

You should believe that the MC will surely win.

Defend!

Alissa Power!

Kong Sword!

Taboo Curse!

Eight Time Scope SKS!

Death Ray!

Gate of Babylon!

Rasengan!

Popeye the Sailor what the fuck am I saying?

Why did I believe him...

I thought your clothes rune had some type of power.

However she's just a fool like you.

Don't be afraid. You can win!

This must be a dream.

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make sure you don't close your eyes.

You should stare at it

and seize the opportunity.

Run!

Hanzo. Stop them.

So quick.

Where are they?

Go find them.

Hero. Why did someone as powerful as you run?

Why are you calling me hero?

I have no power at all.

You do.

Maybe you just don't know.

I can teach you.

You have a holy or secret power?

You only need to take off your clothes.

Imp!

I really wonder what is in your brain!

I'm not lying.

In our world,

clothes decide power.

Look.

I only have panties.

Every piece of clothing is a rune.

Clothes

means weapons

and runes.

And panties are life.

If it breaks or disengages,

we will

die.

So panties can't be a weapon?

No, it can be.

But that would lead to them perishing together.

My 98k gold panties

are an ancestral treasure.

Many generations wore it.

Its power

is equal to several nuclear bombs.

It can wipe out the world!

So this is why he is hunted.

No wonder there are two locks there.

My family said

panties are the most important.

Have I lost weight?

The waistband doesn't work.

What's wrong with me?

Why did I believe an imp's words?

Those locks are only decorations right!

Could you help me?

No.

I'm going back now.

Please.

If you don't help me,

I'll become weak

and then

disappear....

How did you survive

with such a foolish head?

So you're here?

I found you!

What!?

I have taught you.

It seems that I'm the most foolish one.

Hanzo. Fuck them.

Hero. Quick take off your clothes and then summon!

I'm not a hero. Stop screwing with me.

Believe me...

The reason I refuse is that

this choice is a mistake in itself.

If I choose that not to,

then I won't be fooled

and be in a dilemma.

Yo~ Infighting?

Imp.

Let go.

I'm going home.

You can't leave!

This world and I need you!

If this world is just an illusion, then it should be fine with or without me in it.

Kill!

The meaning of a choice, lies in whether choices are meaningful or not.

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Uncle Chao.

Call me Brother Chao.

Bring another umbrella next time.

Then it won't be so awkward.

Don't hold me so tight.

I have no way not to. I'm half wet.

But, giving up is always the most difficult choice.

Hanzo! Use your power!

I'm here due to your summoning.

My master.

A cold soda in my hand

is full of foam and sweetness

It covers up the bitter taste

which makes me never regret

I will never stop my step

like nobody can stop my heartbeat

I will never stop my search

of that vagarious terminus

like the beacon which guides me to the truth

Soda is the good medicine

Life should not be troubled

Even in the fog

we should also laugh freely

and forget every worry

I swallow sweet sodas

The foam is filled with sweetness

I ignore all the mess of real life

No pain, no sorrow

The broken glass

makes my wounds fill with sweetness

which covers up the pain

No pause, no regret

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I'm Hua Yuye.

My dad is a policeman.

Because of the surnames, m 0 0 l 1920 0 1920 100 0 100

he doesn't like to be called

Officer Hua. Your turn.

trump.

My mom was a pharmaceutical factory worker.

Calm down!

Protest!

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And then the factory closed.

She got the compensation and become a housewife.

Xiao Ye. It's time for dinner.

And

I'm a high school student.

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I grew up

in this small city.

I've always been a good girl.

But,

why did I make that weird wish?

And it came true!

Strange people.

Strange names.

Nani?

Master.

Hero!

I knew you wouldn't leave me!

I...

I did nothing.

You did.

You summoned a clothes rune to save me.

OI. Hanzo.

Be quick.

What?

You can't defeat a rune without a weapon?

It would be disgraceful

if I did that.

You're moral.

Then I'll go ask for a weapon.

If you left just now,

I surely would've died.

Clothes runes appear because of the summoning.

But,

how you know that's mine?

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Could it be that he's my...

Master!

...shoe?

Yes. That shoe isn't there.

And the color is the same.

My shoe became a spirit?

Does he feel bad under my foot?

And if my foot sweats...

Master.

Sorry. Sorry.

Why are you apologizing?

Master~

No. Nothing.

Master. Could you give me...

Wait.

I have one. Let me find it. Take it easy.

What is this?

I'm sorry, Mr Shoe...

no...

Mr Spirit.

I summoned you so suddenly and let you get hurt.

That was your first time summoning a clothes rune, wasn't it?

This brother.

Having no clothes, you must be an expert.

Do me a favor.

No problem.

I'm a professional.

Can I refuse?

Master. Take it easy.

I'll do it gently.

I just worry about the smell.

Are you OK?

Quick!

A little tight, right?

Hanzo.

Stand aside.

You're blocking my view.

OK.

Quick...

I can't hold up

if you continue gently.

Sorry.

It's hard to take it off.

April showers bring May flowers,

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right foot makes bright sword.

This sword has always been beside me.

Now I have finally have it.

I bought it last month.

I didn't think that it could be a weapon.

It's my honor to

fight you here.

I'm Ximen Chuixue.

Nice to meet you.

And you?

Hattori Hanzo.

Kill!

Nice words.

OK.

Then I won't

show mercy.

What happened? They disappeared. m 0 0 l 1920 0 1920 100 0 100

Where are they?

Are they really fighting?

This...

You are a worthy opponent.

Continue.

Of course.

The bridge is falling down! Run!

In a blink of an eye,

the bridge was destroyed.

I almost dropped my pants.

Thank goodness.

Don't be afraid. I am here.

Hanzo. Are you okay?

Master. I'm sorry.

I have no power left.

I may,

no longer be able to protect you.

But,

I have some words...

you must

hear.

What a loyal man.

No!

I know.

I know it all.

I command you to live!

Master.

Remember.

Pure cotton vests are the best.

You big mouth!

Didn't you always have to be quiet?

When a rune dies, the clothes will break also.

Wake up.

Wake up. Hanzo.

I remember your every sentence,

every word,

and every day.

The first time I picked you up. m 0 0 l 1920 0 1920 100 0 100

The first time I helped you take a bath.

The first time I wore you.

The first time you talked to me.

Yo, iku.

Pure cottons vest are the best.

Only pure cotton can give you the real warmth.

Ouch. They're so poor.

What am I thinking here?

I see.

Brand influences nationality.

Why do I believe such a Chunibyou setting!

Hanzo. I won't let you be lonely.

Without a clothes rune, how can you defeat us?

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What is he doing?

Calm down!

Panties are the core!

You'll die!

I should cut it.

Cut what?

Calm down!

He showing his trump skill.

It seems that he wants us to perish together.

Hanzo. I'm coming. Wait for me!

He wants to...

I think so.

I will use my dirty panties to flip you to death!

Terrible!

Come at me.

Fool. I'm cheating.

Hanzo. Someone else will avenge us.

Panty Letter Delivery!

Damn. We've been duped.

He sent news out!

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Even God can't help you!

I, the katana from the East Sea, never thought that I would die like this.

Well.

At least I can be with him forever...

The katana from the East Sea?

Yes. Your emotion is a real katana.

He disappeared after taking off his panties. m 0 0 l 1920 0 1920 100 0 100

So what this imp said is true.

We won! We're counting on you from now on!

Master. Take it easy.

Since I'm here, I won't let you get hurt.

But... what are you doing?

I'm tired after a big fight~

I need to relax.

Oh. Thank you.

Hero. You're so great!

Summoning at random

and then killing the one of the four cadres of the gang.

There are scars on my shoes indeed.

Those scars can't be cured.

But I'm not sure

if this world is real.

I still believe it's a dream.

Look at me! A living man!

In front of you.

But how can you prove you're real?

I don't need to do that.

Because my existence is meaningful.

As you say,

my existence is to

protect you?

That's just part of it.

I believe that

you're here to save this world.

Long long ago,

the gang found the clothes runes.

In order to monopolize them,

they used gas to cover the sky.

People live in the dark and have forgotten the need for clothes.

At the same time, the gang used clothes runes to threaten citizens.

Made them lose hope

and

controlled and enslaved them.

But there are

still some people who haven't lost their brain, like me.

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No.

He's the only light in the world.

And our sheet anchor.

It seems that the intruder is coming.

That guy

died?

OI! What the hell! Stop!

You said he's the only light?

What do you mean?

Do you want to freeze to death?

Cooperate with me.

Let her know.

This is...

You...

Right.

He's the only light source is this world.

His luminous intensity, part and time is proportional to the stimulation he suffers.

We must use him to light up all the darkness.

He's our sheet anchor.

This must be a dream.

Farewell farewell farewell my long johns

Farewell farewell farewell my sports wear

Farewell farewell please fly away

Farewell sweater my shirt and down jacket

Farewell farewell farewell my long johns

Farewell farewell farewell my overalls

Farewell farewell today's clothes

Farewell the temperature I obsessed

My courage is losing in somewhere

But your smile dissolves my strong defense

and also creates some magical law

My hand become warm in the cold wind

which guides me to find your way

I finally know my courage is here

My equipment turns into a dream rainbow meteor

It doesn't deviate from my heart no longer

Tears broke the dark clouds softly

and leave an echo of pata pata pata

Farewell farewell farewell my long johns

Farewell farewell farewell my sports wear

Farewell farewell farewell my amulet

Farewell farewell the temperature I obsessed

The latest cooperated product by HAOLINERS Animation and CoMix Wave Films

I haven't forgotten the flavor of warmth

the flying snow

And I haven't forgotten you either

Time flows as poems\n\n\nThoughts paint as sketches

Croon it gently\n\n\nPortray it lightly

Gentle like drifting drizzle\n\n\nLight as rising sun

Shanghai\n\nHunan\n\nGuangzhou Three cities\n\n\nThree poems

*Translator's note: Hunan is actually a province in China, they made a small mistake here for calling Hunan a city.

The beautiful age has been gone\n\n\nWorld is changing as we step forward

Wish we won't be defeated by time

2018 Summer Li Haoling\n\n\nYi Xiaoxing\n\n\nTakeuchi Yoshitaka