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My life is in turmoil, like being changed totally

The ideal world seems to have drifted away from me

Looking back on those beautiful moments

I know the naive smiley face no longer exists

I'm bound and banished, but I'm also trying breaking them

I remember the freedom and break free from the chains

I break through the limits of the sky to let light shines on the world

The way to ideal world

is in front of me

Even if there is danger

I'll never give up

OI OI.

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I don't know. Don't blame me for everything.

Hmm? You forget your fiancee in just a few days' time?

Newly married happiness. Whose wife is she?

You're married but still want to be with Xiao Min?

I only keep single men here.

I'll burn you on behalf of the FFF.

What?

I heard that there was extortion on earth. But I never heard of an extortion of sending out wives.

Didn't you forget

what you did to me?

Do you dare not admit it?

W.. Wait.

I have a good family education.

I live with my brothers in the same room.

I've never had a crush on a female.

So you're fucking gay? Why are you chasing Xiao Min?

I love her! I even want to shower with her to do some shy exercise.

Where is Xiao Min now?

Well.

I forgot to say thank you in bathroom just now.

You're Xiao Min right?

It looks like you've grown to this point.

You have to disappear now.

Ah?

Xiao Min. Watch out!

You... Who...

Don't ask who I am. That isn't important.

I'm just a traveler from afar

and was infatuated by your fist.

After that, I lived here. And you, lived in my heart.

Although I don't understand what you're saying, your lower half...

Don't watch. I know. There is a big hole in my ass.

Don't blame yourself for it.

I'm willing

to do this.

Your lower half

is fine.

What?

Ouch. Doctor. Young lady. It's unreasonable to hurt others without any reason.

You need a doctor here.

At least ask someone

what happened.

Her mental quality seems really poor. I didn't say anything serious.

Maybe you seized her weakness?

Hey, fucking fatty.

Let go!

The data line is about to break!

How are you? Can you remember the past looking my real body?

Indeed. Those memories of my childhood come into my eye

At that time, I was a fourth grader

and struggled for being a king.

That afternoon was sunny.

The cool wind caressed my belly.

Puff.

I ran to the wrong toilet in a hurry.

Ouch. I'm sorry. I saw nothing.

Hahaha.

Help!

Who?

The young me heard a call in the female toilets.

That was really a big honor for me.

I was full of excitement

when opening the door.

Help me.

Hey, what's up? Why are you drinking the toilet water?

OI, idiot. That is my lower half. I'm here.

What? So you're moving your bowels...

Yes. You're right.

I'm one of the most intelligent race - Datalings.

Datalings?

Datalings' real body is a cable.

The other end of the data line is a portable battery.

Portable batteries provide energy

and it's mouth can connect to a socket by USB3.0.

Isn't this just an iPhone?

What's more, it has a sewerage function.

That's disgusting. Don't be proud.

So what do you need now?

The first world's problem -- No toilet paper is left.

In that way, I accidentally polished her sensitive part.

After that, she treated me as sweetheart in hot pursuit.

I said. We can't be together.

Is my portable battery ugly? I can replace it!

I can replace it to whatever you like! I'm willing to satisfy you.

We're different races.

A portable battery you bought can't change that.

No. I don't discriminate against you.

We're the same in my eyes.

Nonsense. Your eyes are on the side. Everything would be flat.

I'm not going to marry her.

Datalings are the most intelligent race in the universe.

Because they are reserved,

they don't marry other races.

God blessed us this time.

You have to accept her

or you can't take over my throne.

Please forgive my refusing.

I will conquer a planet and a female by myself.

So I came here

So it is.

I didn't expect your history to be such an arduous struggle.

It has changed my understanding of you.

He...

Could it really be him?

But I got off on the wrong foot.

I thought it would be man-machinery difficult,

but I met one who used a plugin.

I was thinking about using an electromagnetic gun against you, but it needed the magnetic field of the 64th comet in your solar system.

But he is realistic,

how could he join such a Chuunibyou discussion?

I think too much.

It's so unscientific. How could it be true?

It must be a coincidence.

What you say is no use now.

I respect you for your spirit of resistance.

The doctor is coming!

The patient is in emergency condition and needs first-aid.

Does he want to...

I think so.

It's the first time I've met you.

I'll surely cure you.

I've imagined this scene countless times.

Now it finally

comes true.

Circle, dot,

you've got the cootie shot.

Hip, face,

what you suck is her ass.

Stop!

Well. Do you think she'll break off our engagement after this?

Humph.

I can't understand why brother is so obsessed with that planet.

I'll surely take him back.

Hahaha.

Holly crap. He is really hell-bent.

Doing first-aid and then getting hypoxia. No one is like him.

Anyway, Have you decided to stay here forever?

Humph.

I won't leave without Xiao Min.

If you're serious,

aren't you afraid that the trouble you caused

will hurt her?

Of course I know.

But I don't want to escape.

I'll face myself.

Never retreat.

I believe you this time.

For Xiao Min, for my secret, let's make an alliance.

Humph.

Making an alliance sounds a little shy.

Wow!

What the fuck is that?

Portable...

The portable battery is leaking!

It can't be stopped!

The energy it has is equivalent to

a decade of information storage of half a universe.

If we can't control it in a short amount of time,

it will explode.

What?

It can't explode near Xiao Min.

She'll get hurt!

Isn't your ability mind-moving?

Quick move it now!

But I have to chew it before controlling it.

Alas, brother.

What infatuated you so?

You're willing to live in this small room.

Even worse,

you helped humans to kill us.

You already betrayed us, didn't you?

Brother. Don't blame me.

Quick eat.

Ah, wait. Almost done.

Second?

That voice? Third? Why are you here?

I'm here to save you.

What?

Who is he?

I have two brothers.

Elder brother Bili. I'm the second, Bilibili. The third is Bilibilibili.

Bili

He is the youngest, but in no way inferior to his elder brothers.

Bilibili

Bilibilibili

We have different abilities.

I can control objects I've tasted.

He can space jump within a short distance, which is called flash.

Third. Let go of her!

This female infatuates you, right?

I'll take her away now and never let you see her again.

No!

You can't catch me.

That was unexpected...

Should I say thanks or tease him?

OI. Are you okay?

Although we're brothers, he is also my enemy to the throne.

So, I'm more worried that my father will attack the earth.

Don't be afraid. No matter how many people, I will stick to it.

You really are a good father.

Eh.

If possible,

I would rather start all over again.

Huh?

Huh?

Dad...

My dad...

is protecting the earth

Dad...

Silly dad...

is protecting the earth

To...

Going forward and yearning for calm

I wanna give a little more to you

I miss your warm smile every day

I can't see you but I know you're by my side

Dad...

My dad...

is protecting the earth

Dad...

My dad is protecting the earth

Papa...

protects the earth