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My life is in turmoil, like being changed totally

The ideal world seems to have drifted away from me

Looking back on those beautiful moments

I know the naive smiley face no longer exists

I'm bound and banished, but I'm also trying breaking them

I remember the freedom and break free from the chains

I break through the limits of the sky to let light shines on the world

The way to ideal world

is in front of me

Even if there is danger

I'll never give up

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Alas. I have no way but to do this.

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I should find a way to turn back quick.

Hey.

Huh?

In the end, I have to kill you myself.

The superhero who killed my powerful subordinates is just average.

After all, you are flesh and blood. You'll die after being stabbed.

Not to mention my Enema-Sennenkoroshi.

Enema Sennenkoroshi

OK. Now nobody can stop my great cause.

How weak your genes are in your blood!

Even if I don't kill you today, you can't live for 235 years.

Oops. So short-lived and poor.

OI. I'm sorry to interrupt.

Can you tell me what's the matter?

What? I stabbed you just now!

Oi. Be careful what you say. It may cause a misunderstanding.

Im...

Impossible!

I stuck you just now!

Oi. Why are you becoming more and more excited?

Unmistakable. I stuck you from behind you just now!

I'm going to hit you.

There was a large amount of bleeding and it was hot.

With a big hole in your back, how can you stand up?

You're dead meat.

Stay there and wait for me.

I'll let you know who is stronger.

Ah?

My right hand is the Enema-Sennenkoroshi.

My Left hand is the Lavage-Jinchiyuuriki.

You've forced me to use my combination skill -

- Transwarp Killer Sword.

W...

Why?

Why do you look a little sexy?

Impossible!

I'll fuck you to death.

Trans Transwarp Killer Sword

Stab...

Troublesome.

Why can't I dig it out?

Oh.

Don't shake me. I almost got it.

Stab!

I can pluck up the hills

and stab you to incontinence.

Fuck. Doesn't he use any plugin?

I'm almost ripping his clothes off, but he didn't move at all!

What to do next?

Hey.

Are you a killer or a talk show host?

I'm Bilibili, the second prince of mightiest Goo-Face-gle-book in the universe.

We have invaded countless planets.

But I have met a rival who disdained to attack me on the lower earth.

It's such a shame.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

Here it is.

Ah.

I finally got it out.

Oh my.

It's killing me.

How to get his attention?

Now I'm comfortable.

What?

He didn't notice me

because of this?

What is this?

Ah. Well. Stop guessing.

I'm really tired and can't give you slippers. You can leave now.

Ah? What the hell?

What? Isn't this what you dropped? I'm returning it to you.

Damn.

Take it away. It's dirty!

Oh? Just like I guessed.

You're afraid of it.

It is mutually exclusive with your body.

So you excluded it

and had no time to resist my attack.

I can know it's elemental makeup after tasting it.

And then, I can defeat you.

Are you afraid?

No!

Hehehehe.

Don't try getting it back. I already ate it.

Hahaha.

I won't let you get it.

OK. That thing doesn't taste bad, but it's no gem.

Did he say that he was a prince or something?

Hahahaha.

You care about me, right?

Fuck. You can fly.

Of course. Earth's gravity is meaningless to me.

But why did you run down instead of jumping out?

Hahahaha.

Don't deceive me.

Jumping out and dying? I'm not that silly.

OK. I won't insult your stupidity.

I have an urge to hit you! Come back!

It is too late. I already ate that Kryptonite.

Now I'm full of that element.

Hahahaha.

Father, I am not far from success. Let me conquer the earth.

Why are you so happy about eating a booger?

It seems that he never ate boogers when he was a child.

Such a sad childhood.

Ah? Did I catch a cold?

What?

What the hell is this?

The snot... The snot's becoming a monster!

Come on, human beings,

I need your help.

Ah. Boys and girls.

This is the first chapter.

What?

We

can use this formula to calculate.

And then...

Vivi.

I love you.

But...

I'm not ready yet.

Don't worry.

Close your eyes,

relax and I'll do it.

Ah, wait.

Wait...

My mom said I would get pregnant.

What is... that?

Is... that our child?

Hello, sir. Here you are.

Oh! God show us the way, give us blessings and take our souls to protect our descendants!

What? You're not the same as the previous ones.

This looks like a real unique skill.

Hahahaha.

It's too late to be afraid.

It can't be stopped now.

Be ready to eat shit!

Holy shit. Such a big booger!

If it falls,

Its impact would be no less than that of a comet hitting the earth.

This city would be destroyed.

Hahahaha.

Take this!

Ah?

Alas.

Like servant, like master.

This is the first time that all the world worked together to defeat the aliens.

Victory does not come easily.

I'd better take a shower first.

WTF. You're still alive?

What did you say?

Pff.

It was but an error.

It was unexpectedly heavy.

Well. Being heavy can make you die outright.

Getting killed by booger, even a ghost would feel angry.

And,

I won't let my home and daughter be defiled.

Hahaha.

A touching story.

Superhero of earth.

Tell me your name before dying.

My name is daddy.

What a humble name.

OK, daddy.

Become dirt together with the hometown you guarded.

Nobody can call my name except Xiao Min!

I'm calling your name, what are you gonna do?

Daddyyyyyyyyy!

Daddy!

Eat my boogers!

Shut up!

Xiao....... Min?

Haha.

Ha...

Looook.

The moon is big and round.

Who dares to stop our fight?

Hey, wait.

Silence.

I already said! Be quiet in the morning!

Why are you shouting at the door without clothes?

And you even shouted "daddyyyyyyyy"!

Don't you know I'm sad because of my missing father?

Da.....

Stop!

You female.

He'll die if you continue.

Looking at her gestures and motion,

I think of the time when I was beaten by my mother.

Mom loved me so much at that time.

Beat me up and scolded me every day.

I was happy.

But why did she leave me?

Each punch hit my heart.

It hurts

and hurts heavily.

That must be painful! So painful that I can't look away.

I didn't expect that

there is a woman as wonderful as my mom on the earth.

I want her to be my wife.

I'm willing

to give my whole heart to her.

I was wrong.

Female. Let him go.

A plebeian isn't worth you going all out .

As long as you kiss my hand, you can be my girl.

You can beat me up everyday.

And I can use 8 different kinds of cries to satisfy you.

Hehehe.

I really am infatuated with love.

As a prince,

I forgot to prepare a noble gift for my future princess!

I'm really sorry.

Anybody? What should I buy to win a female's heart on the earth?

Your royal highness, according to our large data analysis, a house is the best.

OK. Buy the whole building.

Fuck. Why are there so many zeros?

Counting them carefully, I think that I can't afford it.

How is it? Is our money enough?

Your royal highness,

In universal union terms, even if we use all of our money,

we can only buy a 10 square meter low-rent house 50 kilometers away.

No!

I should live near my princess.

What about a loan?

I said that I want a loan for 500 years and he said I had water in my head.

He doubts that I can live for 500 years? Isn't that the equivalent of a curse on me?

I have a idea.

Say. What your idea?

That is

sell.

That's all. No bargaining. Sell it or not?

Humph.

OK, OK.

Then it's a deal. Here you are.

Don't hurry. I should count and check.

Boss, you can't do this! Please!

I have enough time tonight.

You're noisy.

I said SELL!

SELL!

Disband and go back home!

Without the spacecraft, how can we get back?

It's really painful.

Don't I have a healing factor?

Why does it work so slowly when Xiao Min beats me up?

Ouch.

You should change to another prey. Xiao Min isn't easy to deal with.

OK, OK.

I'll do my myself.

Don't be so close to me.

Who is that? It's late now.

Oh.

It's my guest.

It's too late. Why did you invite others to come?

Wrong.

Someone wants to rent my house.

Ah?

You rent out the bedroom next door?

Here you are. Annual rent.

Ouch. Young man? Welcome.

Fatty, come on.

Is there anyone else living here?

Ah.

Yes. It's a long story.

You two should get to know each other first.

Dad...

My dad...

is protecting the earth

Dad...

Silly dad...

is protecting the earth

To...

Going forward and yearning for calm

I wanna give a little more to you

I miss your warm smile every day

I can't see you but I know you're by my side

Dad...

My dad...

is protecting the earth

Dad...

My dad is protecting the earth

Papa...

protects the earth

Dad...

My dad... is protecting the earth

Dad...

Silly dad... is protecting the earth

To...

To...

To...

To...

Going forward and yearning for calm

I wanna give a little more to you

I miss your warm smile every day

I can't see you but I know you're by my side

Dad...

My dad... is protecting the earth

Dad...

Dad... My dad is protecting the earth

Papa... protects the earth