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My life is in turmoil, like being changed totally
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The ideal world seems to have drifted away from me
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Looking back on those beautiful moments
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I know the naive smiley face no longer exists
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I'm bound and banished, but I'm also trying breaking them
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I remember the freedom and break free from the chains
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I break through the limits of the sky to let light shines on the world
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The way to ideal world
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is in front of me
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Even if there is danger
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I'll never give up
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According to research, life on earth falls into two categories.
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Male-spherelings and female-spherelings.
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It's hard to distinguish them from front or back.
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But if look from the side, we can find that
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Sphere
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their energy-balls have a different positions and size.
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Energy-balls give them life and also determine their position.
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This is why they are called earth-sphere beings.
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Male energy-balls are generally small so it's no use.
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But female's have bigger power.
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There are 24 grades from A to Z.
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The higher the grade, the greater the temptation to male-spherelings.
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It can cause them cardiac failure
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Cardiac Failure
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or bleeding
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Hemorrhage
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or even make their energy-balls
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hyperemia and swell.
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Now let's watch a science film about female-spherelings.
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Humans really are weak. Rubbish!
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Lower organisms.
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Don't be afraid!
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Cover your eyes.
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Your highness, I was right.
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We're all men and can't resist their big-ball attack!
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Pff. Rubbish.
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Look at your poor looks. Do you have any suggestions?
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According to your highness's wise and shocking analysis,
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that superhero loves this female-spherelings, which is also our target.
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Now her energy isn't high. It's just A.
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Oh.
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If we can win her heart,
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the superhero will surely be brokenhearted because of being betrayed in love.
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For this date, we researched what female-spherelings likes
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and created a 99% success guaranteed robot -- Oppan Gangnam Style
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Nice job!
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I give you three letters: LOL
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Win her and we can win the war.
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Xiao Min
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Your father goes missing 20 times a year. There are always a few days per month.
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But it's already been a week this time. There's been no news yet.
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Be patient. Maybe he'll be back tonight. Like every other time.
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Humph. Damn old dad, I'll surely beat you this time.
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Alas, looking at her longing face, I'm so sad.
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What's more, adolescent girls need security and protection.
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Always going to police station, she must have a crush on those boys in uniform.
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They're always in danger and make so little. I can't accept one as my son-in-law.
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Don't you think so?
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I bought some river shrimp.
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What else should we buy? Some pork?
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Sam Potter? You want to eat human?
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Wait. This guy harbors unkind thoughts. There must be love letter in his hand.
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He looks young, but now pupils are powerful and can do anything.
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That little jerk must be aiming at my Xiao Min.
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Go! EVANGELION!
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Ah! Pervert!
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Sometimes Lao Wang really is useful.
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Hey man. You're brave. Child molestation in front of a police station?
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Son-in-law, you... misunderstand me.
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Why must I have such an unreliable dad?
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How about calling mom?
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Well, forget it. She wouldn't have left if she trusted him.
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Holding flowers in the evening? He is either a courier or stupid middle-aged person.
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The timing is perfect. Just seven days.
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Is that suit from some Youtuber store?
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But it looks good. It makes the legs look longer.
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Anyways,
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you finally came back. Damn old dad.
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NO.5 Oppan Gangnam Style
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Ah, who is this beautiful lady?
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Whirlwind Kick.
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May I know your name?
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You scare me.
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You look like the MC of Assassination Classroom.
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I heard that it was banned.
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Humph. You're as miserable as sin. Why would you scare others at this time?
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So that was your 99% success guarantee?
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Please calm down.
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All traits of that robot are from the data of female aesthetics,
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including their favorite figure, voice and public image.
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It's none of my business. I need that female's heart!
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Don't worry. I came prepared.
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I already set up props to add glamour.
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Hey man. I'm your guide towards greatness.
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Come on, don't lie there. Follow my lead. Ready? Go!
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NO.6 Bumbleass
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Come on!
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Tonight is our stage. Let's make girls scream and make bitches roar!
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Get out of there. I saw it all.
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You damn rich dandy!
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She is only 16 and doesn't yet understand this society.
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So you use money and a sports car to lure her?
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Don't use your ugly money to defiled her heart. Please use it to defiled me!
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Anyways I already lost myself, so please defiled me completely.
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My bank account number is 02164387250.
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Transfer the money to this account and trample on my dignity!
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Hey, is he that superhero?
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Why does that sound familiar?
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Your next line is "We'll take the earth after defeating you", right?
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Yo. We'll take the earth after defeating you.
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Carlings really are grumpy and direct.
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Well, they're powerful after transforming.
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OI OI.
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Why are you suddenly using CG?
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Why should I get out of the toilet after transforming to superhero? It's unfair!
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Well, ignore my words.
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Hey guy.
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I know you're a man-made confession robot.
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But please show us your will at this important moment.
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Unique skill -- Starbucks's Service Smile!
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You even have a sponsor?
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What? I can't reach you. Only a little.
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You! Don't stand there.
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Come closer.
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OI, OI.
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It sounds like there is something wrong with your engine.
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Ah! No! No!
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Don't look at it!
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No!
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Don't touch that!
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NOOO!
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Yeah I found it.
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Please! No!
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Don't stick this strange thing in!
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Bear with me.
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So this is where is that strange noise was coming from.
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It's coming out.
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Done.
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OK.
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Finally, I don't have to listen to this machine's nagging.
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Hey, dandy. I fixed your car, don't you want to say something?
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I'll tell you later. Let's dance, daring~
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Em? You not only harassed Xiao Min earlier, but now me also?
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Maybe I'm stupid.
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You really have a heavy taste.
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Give me the repair cost.
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Because you're still in my heart.
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Are you listening to me?
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I thought you were the same as me.
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You're brave. Ah? Fuck you.
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You have others?
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Quick! Repair cost!
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Don't be afraid to tell me.
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Quick! Money!
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Now we
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look the same.
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He... may not be back tonight.
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Why the man downstairs wasn't him?
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He did that every time.
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Xiao Min.
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I went to Russia to join The World Toilet Seat Summit.
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So I've been missing for two days. These flowers are from Russia.
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I went to Africa to investigate the service condition.
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Look. This is your favorite duck neck from local. Let's eat it for supper.
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You're annoying! I just finished cleaning!
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Go out to drink and don't come back!
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Where are you?
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At least tell me for how long.
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Just let me know you'll be back...
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Xiao Min, I'll be back tonight.
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Which vegetable do you want to eat tonight?
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Hey, be silent.
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The market will close if you don't decide.
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OK, let's go. By the way I'll buy some beer and snacks.
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The market really is closing.
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Breakfast
Eat while it's hot
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Damn old dad. You made a mess of the house again.
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Humph.
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I hate you.
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Alas, I have no way but to do this.
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I should find a way to turn back quick.
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Hey.
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Huh?
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In the end, I have to kill you myself.
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Dad...
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My dad...
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is protecting the earth
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Dad...
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Silly dad...
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is protecting the earth
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To...
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Going forward and yearning for calm
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I wanna give a little more to you
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I miss your warm smile every day
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I can't see you but I know you're by my side
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Dad...
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My dad...
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is protecting the earth
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Dad...
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My dad is protecting the earth
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Papa...
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