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My life is in turmoil, like being changed totally

The ideal world seems to have drifted away from me

Looking back on those beautiful moments

I know the naive smiley face no longer exists

I'm bound and banished, but I'm also trying breaking them

I remember the freedom and break free from the chains

I break through the limits of the sky to let light shines on the world

The way to ideal world

is in front of me

Even if there is danger

I'll never give up

According to research, life on earth falls into two categories.

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#03 Watch for fire, theft and the rich dandy Male-spherelings and female-spherelings.

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It's hard to distinguish them from front or back.

But if look from the side, we can find that

Sphere

their energy-balls have a different positions and size.

Energy-balls give them life and also determine their position.

This is why they are called earth-sphere beings.

Male energy-balls are generally small so it's no use.

But female's have bigger power.

There are 24 grades from A to Z.

The higher the grade, the greater the temptation to male-spherelings.

It can cause them cardiac failure

Cardiac Failure

or bleeding

Hemorrhage

or even make their energy-balls

hyperemia and swell.

Now let's watch a science film about female-spherelings.

Humans really are weak. Rubbish!

Lower organisms.

Don't be afraid!

Cover your eyes.

Your highness, I was right.

We're all men and can't resist their big-ball attack!

Pff. Rubbish.

Look at your poor looks. Do you have any suggestions?

According to your highness's wise and shocking analysis,

that superhero loves this female-spherelings, which is also our target.

Now her energy isn't high. It's just A.

Oh.

If we can win her heart,

the superhero will surely be brokenhearted because of being betrayed in love.

For this date, we researched what female-spherelings likes

and created a 99% success guaranteed robot -- Oppan Gangnam Style

Nice job!

I give you three letters: LOL

Win her and we can win the war.

Xiao Min

Your father goes missing 20 times a year. There are always a few days per month.

But it's already been a week this time. There's been no news yet.

Be patient. Maybe he'll be back tonight. Like every other time.

Humph. Damn old dad, I'll surely beat you this time.

Alas, looking at her longing face, I'm so sad.

What's more, adolescent girls need security and protection.

Always going to police station, she must have a crush on those boys in uniform.

They're always in danger and make so little. I can't accept one as my son-in-law.

Don't you think so?

I bought some river shrimp.

What else should we buy? Some pork?

Sam Potter? You want to eat human?

Wait. This guy harbors unkind thoughts. There must be love letter in his hand.

He looks young, but now pupils are powerful and can do anything.

That little jerk must be aiming at my Xiao Min.

Go! EVANGELION!

Ah! Pervert!

Sometimes Lao Wang really is useful.

Hey man. You're brave. Child molestation in front of a police station?

Son-in-law, you... misunderstand me.

Why must I have such an unreliable dad?

How about calling mom?

Well, forget it. She wouldn't have left if she trusted him.

Holding flowers in the evening? He is either a courier or stupid middle-aged person.

The timing is perfect. Just seven days.

Is that suit from some Youtuber store?

But it looks good. It makes the legs look longer.

Anyways,

you finally came back. Damn old dad.

NO.5 Oppan Gangnam Style

Ah, who is this beautiful lady?

Whirlwind Kick.

May I know your name?

You scare me.

You look like the MC of Assassination Classroom.

I heard that it was banned.

Humph. You're as miserable as sin. Why would you scare others at this time?

So that was your 99% success guarantee?

Please calm down.

All traits of that robot are from the data of female aesthetics,

including their favorite figure, voice and public image.

It's none of my business. I need that female's heart!

Don't worry. I came prepared.

I already set up props to add glamour.

Hey man. I'm your guide towards greatness.

Come on, don't lie there. Follow my lead. Ready? Go!

NO.6 Bumbleass

Come on!

Tonight is our stage. Let's make girls scream and make bitches roar!

Get out of there. I saw it all.

You damn rich dandy!

She is only 16 and doesn't yet understand this society.

So you use money and a sports car to lure her?

Don't use your ugly money to defiled her heart. Please use it to defiled me!

Anyways I already lost myself, so please defiled me completely.

My bank account number is 02164387250.

Transfer the money to this account and trample on my dignity!

Hey, is he that superhero?

Why does that sound familiar?

Your next line is "We'll take the earth after defeating you", right?

Yo. We'll take the earth after defeating you.

Carlings really are grumpy and direct.

Well, they're powerful after transforming.

OI OI.

Why are you suddenly using CG?

Why should I get out of the toilet after transforming to superhero? It's unfair!

Well, ignore my words.

Hey guy.

I know you're a man-made confession robot.

But please show us your will at this important moment.

Unique skill -- Starbucks's Service Smile!

You even have a sponsor?

What? I can't reach you. Only a little.

You! Don't stand there.

Come closer.

OI, OI.

It sounds like there is something wrong with your engine.

Ah! No! No!

Don't look at it!

No!

Don't touch that!

NOOO!

Yeah I found it.

Please! No!

Don't stick this strange thing in!

Bear with me.

So this is where is that strange noise was coming from.

It's coming out.

Done.

OK.

Finally, I don't have to listen to this machine's nagging.

Hey, dandy. I fixed your car, don't you want to say something?

I'll tell you later. Let's dance, daring~

Em? You not only harassed Xiao Min earlier, but now me also?

Maybe I'm stupid.

You really have a heavy taste.

Give me the repair cost.

Because you're still in my heart.

Are you listening to me?

I thought you were the same as me.

You're brave. Ah? Fuck you.

You have others?

Quick! Repair cost!

Don't be afraid to tell me.

Quick! Money!

Now we

look the same.

He... may not be back tonight.

Why the man downstairs wasn't him?

He did that every time.

Xiao Min.

I went to Russia to join The World Toilet Seat Summit.

So I've been missing for two days. These flowers are from Russia.

I went to Africa to investigate the service condition.

Look. This is your favorite duck neck from local. Let's eat it for supper.

You're annoying! I just finished cleaning!

Go out to drink and don't come back!

Where are you?

At least tell me for how long.

Just let me know you'll be back...

Xiao Min, I'll be back tonight.

Which vegetable do you want to eat tonight?

Hey, be silent.

The market will close if you don't decide.

OK, let's go. By the way I'll buy some beer and snacks.

The market really is closing.

Breakfast Eat while it's hot

Damn old dad. You made a mess of the house again.

Humph.

I hate you.

Alas, I have no way but to do this.

I should find a way to turn back quick.

Hey.

Huh?

In the end, I have to kill you myself.

Dad...

My dad...

is protecting the earth

Dad...

Silly dad...

is protecting the earth

To...

Going forward and yearning for calm

I wanna give a little more to you

I miss your warm smile every day

I can't see you but I know you're by my side

Dad...

My dad...

is protecting the earth

Dad...

My dad is protecting the earth

Papa...

protects the earth