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Falling out of control, being full of setbacks, my life is filled with failure

Being laughed by fate, being full of decadence, I can only be a hillbilly

The absurd plot will be staged at any time

Clench the hands and ring the bell of fate

Live in warped space-time and fight against the doomed curse

I use evasion to hide lies and fight against all deceit

I use justice against pity and triumph over evil

I am brave enough to go

with persistent belief

I bite the bullet

and protect everything

In this way, since that day, I have become a superhero.

I can know the size of your hips at a glance.

If you guess it, do I have to drink this glass of wine,

get drunk, and be taken to your presidential suite?

The bed covered with rose petals.

You turn off the lights and kiss me in the corner.

And the background music is Black Blues.

Naughty. This super power is naughty.

What the hell are you saying?

OK, please start.

Your hips are...

Ah! You're right!

Awesome! It's like a dream.

Since childhood, I've dreamed of being saved by a superhero.

At the moment when you said my hips, I finally got it.

Oh my! I am a little intoxicated.

I haven't said it yet!

I see.

You're also a superhero.

And your power is mind-reading.

You already read my thought.

You think too much. I'm just flattering you.

Why say that so suddenly?

Will a handsome man like you,

having the power to know women's hips,

take me seriously?

To be honest,

you're my

first love.

Dad!

Are you looking for my stepmother again?

Come on, young lady.

Hope my one dollar can help you back to school!

That was an interesting way of begging.

Where was I?

First love.

Oh

Fuck!

How can you be so rude to a superhero?

Stop! Stupid woman.

He isn't a superhero. He doesn't have a super ability either,

The reason he can know your hips

is because he's a toilet seat designer!

Xiao Min, 16 years old Karate Black belt Motto: Watch for fire, theft and dad!!

Toilet seat designer?

It's really bad.

Yes!

Two beauties, I have an appointment with hips tonight.

Who among you will be the Cinderella who lost their toilet seat?

Ya Shu, 38 years old Toilet seat designer Motto: the cushion is most important for a toilet.

Wow! It's me!

You go!

It should be you!

I'm the first!

Damn old man!

The prince is mine!

That's our toilet seat! Don't take it out!

Mine!

Enough is enough!

Prince.

Mother left us

because of your irresponsibility.

I don't need a father like you!

Don't pee here

Alas.

You have finally grown up.

After all, birds belong to the sky.

Xiao Min,

it's time to fly free.

I can live very well alone.

And there will be new companions that need me.

What do you think?

Tiny tot.

You're also insane!

Alas.

Why can you find me every time?

Because you go to the same place.

So that's it.

The house was tidy from your cleaning.

Hello?

Is this 911?

My house has been robbed.

But I couldn't find my thing!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

So, Ah, yes. It's a mess.

I spend a lot of time to find trying to find them.

The valuables?

Don't move them anymore.

I haven't checked yet.

I'll forgive you this time.

Yes.

Hey!

We're fated to be in conflict.

Show your weapon!

You're really taking your pants off!!!

It's wet, which makes me uncomfortable.

But I'm a girl!

Daughter has grown up, which makes me inconvenient.

Is this OK?

The hell with good. It looks lewder!

The door isn't closed so the atmosphere is strange.

I'll go to take a shower. Beware of being treated as a pervert.

Our neighbors are kind. So that's impossible....

Lao Wang, unknown age Motto: My head isn't big at all! Look at my head carefully!

Surprisingly, you choose the same time as me.

Great minds think alike.

Let me tell you. It's too short! It makes your intention obvious.

The police will catch you!

Change to a long one. Let's team up and make girls scream.

I'm so luckily that Xiao Min didn't meet you.

I stood too long in the cool wind.

Who are you talking about?

Wait!

Let me go first!

I'm gonna die!

Hey! You can't!

I don't wanna take a shower in the bathroom you used.

Don't worry.

I won't be in the bathtub.

This isn't the point.

The smell! Damn!

I hope you fall into the toilet.

Although she looks fierce,

her heart is still childish.

Fall into the toilet?

It's impossible with this serious plot.

Here is...

I pulled myself into the sewer because of overexertion?

Stupid. This setting is unscientific!

In fact, you are the only one in the toilet at this moment.

So you've been selected to join us

to protect our universe.

Selected while in the toilet? Protect our universe?

Could it be that you're from the legendary S.Toilet.I.E.L.D

The stuff from the comics is unrealistic.

The Union Hero Committee of the Universal Peace Republic

We have registered with the industrial and commercial bureau. The Union Hero Committee of the Universal Peace Republic

Full name is

The Union Hero Committee of the Universal Peace Republic.

I must be in the sewer. I should find way out.

I'm not a plumber!

I can't believe a teasing and an unknown stranger.

The hell with superheroes!

Believe it or not, your body has already changed.

From tomorrow, the enemy from outside the universe will come.

You should use your super ability to protect the earth

and you can't tell anyone.

By the way, I'm

Mario.

Wait!

I have a question.

Did you

buy me insurance?

Hey! What are you doing?

Hurry up! I'm really tired after working all day.

Oh, okay, right away.

What the hell was that Union Hero Committee.

I must have fallen asleep.

I don't feel like anything changed.

Who am I ahhhhhhh?

What happened?

My face changed. My figure changed. And even my voice...

So this is what the plumber meant.

But heroes should be more handsome!

If you don't come out, I'll kick the door in.

Wait, I'm coming.

Alas, what should I do?

How to explain my change

after going to the toilet?

Since she's my daughter, and we have the same blood,

no matter what I look like, she can recognize me, right?

Well, Xiao Min.

Something happened just now. I don't know how to explain.

But firstly you should keep my life safe.

She fell asleep?

I have time to think about what to say now.

Boss, our next station is the earth.

OK. Have the advance troops been arranged?

According to our research, Amanapas the great is the best candidate.

He can arrive tonight.

Starting off so big?

That's OK.

Let the earth fall into despair and fear tomorrow morning!

Hurry up hurry up.

How can my explanation be acceptable?

My looks are quite different from before.

Thanks, daddy.

Kiss me

if you'd like to.

She likes this birthday gift most.

That's it!

Xiao Min.

Kiss me if you'd like to.

Pervert! Who are you?! How did you get in my room?

Don't kill me! Let me explain!

You have reason to enter a girls' room at midnight?

Well, tell me.

I'm not a pervert! I'm your dad!

Yes, I'm a pervert!

Wait

that's not the same as what I thought.

You should use your super ability to protect the earth

and can't tell anyone.

You're courageous and have the courage to take the blame.

Wait! Give me one more chance!

(I'm really your dad!)

I really wanna lick you!

(You were born when I was 22.)

You were like my first love when I was 22.

(Your hips are 88!)

Your hips are 88!

Cross fixed killing!

You even know my hips.

How long have you been tracking me!

Why didn't that sentence change?

Through heart palm!

(Stop!)

I'm excited!

Don't let me see you again!

Alas.

What to do?

I was beaten up.

But I'm in no pain at all.

Did I really become a superhero?

So what is my ability?

Alas.

I should consider what to do next.

Help!

Could it be an enemy?

Don't come over!

It's terrible! Anyone please help us!

Human, be ready to die...

NO.1 Amanapas the great!

NO.1 Amanapas the great!

NO.1 Amanapas the great!

NO.1 Amanapas the great!

NO.1 Amanapas the great!

NO.1 Amanapas the great!

NO.1 Amanapas the great!

Thank you very much.

It suddenly came out and chased us.

Yes yes. Could you tell us your name?

Two Cinderellas, did you forget "appointment with the hips"?

Who is willing to have a test drive on a seat with me?

Oops! It's rainy.

Yes, we should go home now.

My quilt is still hanging out.

It seems I can't go back anymore.

The face of society is pitiless.

Hero. You have some ability.

Release me, and I can recommend you to my boss

to let you avoid suffering.

Unexpectedly, you could break my armor.

Since you've seen my body, we must get married.

WTF!

You wanna destroy the earth, which would also destroy my life!

Go back to where you came from.

So you're the superhero of the earth, right?

If I beat you, this world is ours.

Another?

Wait.

You can destroy the earth and ignore me.

Don't be silly.

You're doomed to be hunted by us, just like our encounter.

They're doomed.

Thanks for coming with me to the end of my life.

Wait. You said hunt? What do you mean?

Before defeating you,

we won't destroy the earth.

Iron Shrimp!

Shrishribobo.

Shrishribobo.

Shrishribobo.

The hell with "bo".

Haha.

I'm not painful!

Shrishribobo!

I've killed two. It seems that being a superhero is simple work.

If the earth is destroyed, what's the point of being alive?

Right. I'm full of strength now.

Um. Yes. I've decided! From now on...

Shut up!

I've heard your noise since early morning.

I already said, don't let me see you again!

Yeah,

I have another reason.

don't I?

In this way,

since that day,

I have become a superhero.

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What?

Stupid.

Didn't you say the superpower of the earth was imaginary?

What the fuck did you do the research?

Please calm down, my prince.

The first soldier is usually expendable.

It's not a pity at all.

The next one

is me.

That is

the bloodthirsty meat grinder --

General Shibolego!

Even if I'm a hero, I still have to find a place to stay.

I have only one solution.

Who?

Who are you?

Let's team up.

Dad...

My dad...

is protecting the earth

Dad...

Silly dad...

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Going forward and yearning for calm

I wanna give a little more to you

I miss your warm smile every day

I can't see you but I know you're by my side

Dad...

My dad...

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Dad...

My dad is protecting the earth

Papa...

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