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You're ready to murder.
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God damn it.
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Stress wrenching, huh?
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I figured you was over here wrenching
because of your fine ass sister.
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Which I get.
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But now that I see your sorry -ass face,
it ain't all grief.
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You looking guilty as a motherfucker.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Right. I did something behind Quiet's
back.
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So? So.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do about it,
man. I never lied to her before. Hold
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up.
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You say you never lied to your girl
before?
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Huh.
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Hey, what you doing, man?
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Just checking to see if your bitch -ass
got any nuts down there.
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You gonna get your answer when I smoke
your rusty ass.
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You make a run at me, I will end you.
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Coroner gonna list your cause of death
as everything.
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Feel me?
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Bye.
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Hey, good morning, quiet.
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Sorry, I flipped in.
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Forgot how good a pillow feels.
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Is that our gun?
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Don't worry about it. Get another one.
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Roadkill was begging for some upgrades,
so I figured I'd just jump on it.
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You're in a very good mood.
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It's weird.
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I'm just excited to get out there and
show these losers what Kwan can do.
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It's quiet in John.
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No, I will not be participating in Kwan.
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That's fine. Kwan's in the rear view.
Fuck Kwan!
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Roadkill is ready to go.
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The last thing we need to figure out is
Boomerang Blast.
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Now, do we mount it?
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Do we keep it in the bag for
emergencies?
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The bag.
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It's going to be very hard to kill
someone with a gun that heavy.
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I'll have you know I've killed tons of
people with a gun just like this.
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Dozens of dudes. I'm a freaking murder
slut.
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So should we? No, no.
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She's not our responsibility. We just
have to focus on the mission.
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Right. The mission.
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Damn, there are some tight buttholes in
here.
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Maybe they'll be killing each other
soon.
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You're outsiders, so what else is new?
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Hey, Stretch Armstrong.
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What's your sticky little wishy? Bitch
ain't telling you shit.
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What if it's birthday cake rules?
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If I say my wish, it won't come true.
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We wish for the same thing as all
parents.
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For a child to grow up happy, loved, and
wanting for nothing.
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Nothing except the end of this world and
the rise of a new reality formed from
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his image.
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How about you?
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Let me get a complexion.
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I wish to feel warm again.
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Well, you might if you stop lugging
around those massive fucking igloos.
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shit. You guys talking about wishes?
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Overrated. I don't even want one. You
know why? Because I'm living the fucking
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dream. I told my bestie over here, I was
like, I don't want the pressure.
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You make the wish.
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I don't want to be on the hook for it.
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That's what I wish for. I wish to
exterminate humanity.
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Let somebody else take over for one. Now
you see the shit I got to put up with.
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This freak got me smelling like Ray
Cologne.
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I wished for the ability to fly. Pretty
sick, right? I was going to wish for a
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Gertie Benninger.
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But you know, I've never had any
complaints.
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I find that hard to believe.
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So what's your wish for then?
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Oh, yes.
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I'm dying to know.
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To bring down the city walls.
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Which walls?
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Of which cities?
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All of them.
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When we win, all the walls will come
down.
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Damn.
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Making us all look bad over here. We
just think insiders and outsiders should
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finally be on an even playing field.
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Yeah. It's time for the outsiders to get
their fair share.
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I knew you two were stupid, but I didn't
realize you were naive.
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It'd be cute if it weren't so sad.
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It's not naive to fight for a better
world. Oh, listen to yourself.
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Do you think you're some kind of
superhero?
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Not with that greasy hair. Okay, I think
you look great.
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And that's not objectifying, I'm just
supporting.
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People need walls.
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It simplifies things.
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You're either one or the other, inside
or out.
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Look, all of your wishes are fucking
stupid, okay? Me, I'm gonna be
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Oh, little baby wants to be invincible?
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Hey, hey, why don't you wish for a
diaper so you don't shit yourself in
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one? Hey, uh, we got plenty of diapers
if you need them.
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Welcome to the much -anticipated first
round of the Twisted Metal Tournament.
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Twelve cards will enter my labyrinth.
But alas, there are only eight exit
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hidden throughout.
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Be sure to snag them, because if you
attempt to leave the area without it,
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you'll be killed instantly.
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This is warehouse district warfare.
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You'll know where a path is hidden. By
the pillars of red smoke.
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All except for you, Johnny Quiet.
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You two finished last in my qualifier.
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So, I decided to spice things up a bit
and give you two a small advantage for
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today's bloody festivities.
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This is a radar.
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displaying the precise location of all
eight passes.
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Cheaters! And that's not all. You'll
also be getting a one -minute head
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This is bullshit!
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Do you have a problem with the way I'm
running my game, Raven?
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I hope you and your vehicles are ready,
my drivers, because it's time for the
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tournament to begin!
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A compass? One of those arrow things?
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Yo, maybe it's a line that shows you
what road to drive down. That'll be
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Whatever it is, I don't think it's worth
the target he put on our backs.
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Come on, giving us an advantage is like
giving a lion a submachine gun.
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We're going to crush this round. And the
next round, we're going to destroy.
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And the round after that, better kiss it
sorry as goodbye.
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OK. Well, let's just focus on this round
first.
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OK.
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I thought she should come with us.
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Termite is on the mission.
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She won't want to be here.
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Here we go.
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Roadkill, your one minute begins now.
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Turn this shit up.
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Okay. Looks like the closest pass.
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Turn right here.
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Got it.
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Two turns.
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Got it.
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John!
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John,
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you good? Yeah, I have a great idea.
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How about you drive and I do the map
thing?
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But I drove left. I know, but this is
really important and I really love maps.
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All right.
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Ow! Jesus! Ow! Oh, fuck! What the fuck,
John?
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My bad.
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I can't blow the tent, sir.
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Stand down, Stu.
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Okay, because we're running out of this
stuff. Now, this isn't about
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conservation. Yesterday, I really lost
my cool. But you've inspired me to not
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hold grudges.
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So, you don't hate Grimm anymore?
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Oh, no. I want to rip out his spine.
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But that does nothing for my legacy.
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History remembers the winner, Stubert.
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And much like the one -eyed Admiral
Horatio Nelson, I got my eye on the
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Yeah, we could all live our lives a
little more like Horatio Nelson.
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Make a left, I think.
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Oh, shit! You should have went right!
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Jesus, John! We have the advantage! Get
it together!
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I'm sorry, there's so many triangles!
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What was that?
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Our minute's up.
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There goes our hit start.
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Who cares? Let's just get the pack and
get out of here. Relax.
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Look, even with the radar, it took us a
while to find this place, so it's going
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to take the others just to look.
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Four of us going after one hot ticket?
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Reminds me of the blowbang where I met
Benjamin.
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My jaw still clicks.
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Well, looks like we're having a party.
And what's a party without a clown?
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Two clowns.
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Keep your hands off the hand, you
weirdo.
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It's mine.
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Lie,
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my little penguin!
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Stop him, creature!
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I got it. Go, go, go, go, go.
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Hands off, bitch.
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I took this.
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Come on, stupid.
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Let's get out of here.
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My bad. I messed up.
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Nope. I'm not going to dwell on this.
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Just show a few passes left.
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What the hell is this ice made of?
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Yeah. And I'm gonna take it.
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I'd like to see you try.
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You know, I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
Good.
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Because I'm not afraid to smash a pussy.
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You done yet?
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No. Just needed a hand.
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Wait!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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I fucking killed him.
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secured to remain.
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What the hell happened to you?
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It turns out vermin can really fight. I
can't believe the creepy crawler lady
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got the path.
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Shit, it was in my hand.
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What the fuck is going on today?
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It's my fault. I'm tilting.
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What the hell is tilting? You make a few
mistakes, then you get in your head.
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No more superstitious bullshit. We're a
team, right? So we fix this.
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You're right. Hey, there are two more
passes. One's a few blocks away.
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All right, I'm taking the shortcut.
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Oh, boy!
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Now your superstitious bullshit's
rubbing off on me.
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Welcome back, Chuckie Fluke. Holy shit,
who said that?
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New driver detected.
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Would you like me to create a new
profile?
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Fuck! Fine!
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Start a new profile! Go!
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Acknowledged. New primary driver
accepted.
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Please state your name. Fucking mayhem!
Just come on!
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Welcome aboard, fucking mayhem.
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makes you extra sweaty.
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Finish heating AC.
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Ah, thanks!
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Okay, you can turn off!
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Turn off! Turn the fuck off!
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Acknowledged.
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Alright,
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you got a name? My current designation,
Finn, is number four. B is in boy, one.
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Q is in quattro. Yeah, quattro's fine.
You gotta move faster.
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Designation updated.
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Quattro.
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Exterior damage sustained. Shall I
initiate autonomous navigation?
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No, I don't need your help. I just need
to get out of here.
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Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
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Fine! If you think you're so good at
driving, just do it!
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Ignore it.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Call these losers.
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Wait, this is the end?
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How'd you do that?
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Maps.
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Check it out, Stu. We're about to win,
and I didn't think about Grim even once.
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Not even his dinky little bike. Still
hear it buzzing in my head.
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Thanks for the lift, Marcus.
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Son of a bitch.
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That's not in the spirit of competition.
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I'm going to file a complaint.
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God damn it.
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That son of a bitch didn't get in our
way. We would have come in first.
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They, um... No, Stu.
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No words.
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Not trying to add any pressure, but FYI,
there's one pass left.
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This is our last shot.
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Beat it. Do it.
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It's almost time for Preacher's Baba.
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And no one fucks with Baba time.
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Get in that goddamn pack.
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Cover me.
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You look bad.
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00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,030
It's been a shit day. Give me that pad.
253
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,390
Shit.
254
00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:35,290
I really should have tested this shit
before now.
255
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:42,590
My milking titty. No, it got on my hand.
256
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:47,730
Where the hell did it go?
257
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:42,580
Preacher, we could really use your
guidance right now.
258
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,200
Kill them.
259
00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,720
He is risen!
260
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:55,540
Kill them in your name, Preacher!
261
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,040
Our father born to baby, hallowed be thy
dick.
262
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,260
Huh.
263
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:24,880
Boomerang black.
264
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,020
Did you see the pack?
265
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,020
I hope we didn't blow it up.
266
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,790
Just take it. It's a baby. I'm trying.
267
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,190
It's fucking strong.
268
00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:00,710
Fuck you, preacher.
269
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,390
backdoor visitors.
270
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:32,010
Seal her up.
271
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,430
Are you sure you don't want me to do it?
I have thumbs.
272
00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:36,989
And hands.
273
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:39,950
Harold's got it. Stu, I've been
thinking.
274
00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:42,750
You know everything I said before.
275
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,230
Forget it all.
276
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:48,570
Grudges are back on the menu. So are
blood feuds and vendettas.
277
00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:52,810
When it comes to killing, I just gotta
leave with my heart.
278
00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:53,809
You know?
279
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:54,810
Yeah.
280
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:58,650
Oh, shit. Harold dropped a torch. Don't
pick it on his eye.
281
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:10,940
know how to drive i hope that we can
well you know if you're down team up
282
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:17,640
in the next round saving fucking mayhem
presets fucking mayhem presets safe
283
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:24,440
hey quattro could i uh could i maybe ask
284
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:29,280
for your advice interface battery at 10
entering sleep mode yeah okay yeah
285
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,500
Thanks for saving my ass out there,
Quadro.
286
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,540
Acknowledged.
287
00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:49,040
Is there a lost and found for human
children?
288
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,200
I'll take the baby.
289
00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:53,860
What?
290
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,480
The child will be safe with me.
291
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,620
Unless you would prefer to care for him.
292
00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,800
No, no, you have more spray footage.
293
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,900
Oh, look at you. You're one for nothing
with Daddy Calypso.
294
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,760
Congratulations on surviving the first
round.
295
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,600
Enjoy the moment.
296
00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,640
Things only get harder from here.
297
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:18,860
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got this
little animal to de -louse.
298
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:26,140
So, you guys didn't die. Good job.
299
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,080
Thanks, you too.
300
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,200
Guess I'll go clean up.
301
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,960
You good?
302
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,180
You seem... different.
303
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:43,760
I'm good.
304
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:52,980
Um... I just... Well, I killed someone
305
00:24:52,980 --> 00:24:53,980
today.
306
00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:58,820
Oh.
307
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,460
Was it your first?
308
00:25:01,610 --> 00:25:04,050
Oh, I just assumed you had... Oh, a big
body count?
309
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:10,190
No. I mean, I've done, like, you know,
hand stuff, like stabbing and shit, but,
310
00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:13,750
uh, never went all the way until today.
311
00:25:16,090 --> 00:25:21,250
Wow, okay, um, uh, tell me everything.
Um, who was it?
312
00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:26,710
Don't laugh.
313
00:25:28,290 --> 00:25:29,290
Chucky Floop.
314
00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:31,090
And it was...
315
00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:32,129
Kind of whatever.
316
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,410
Mm -hmm. I'm not laughing.
317
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:40,650
I guess I just thought that my first
kill would be... I don't know.
318
00:25:40,770 --> 00:25:42,150
With someone special?
319
00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:45,710
Ugh, no. It's better this way. For your
first, you want to kill someone you
320
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,970
barely care about and then never think
about them again. You know?
321
00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:49,390
Get out of the way.
322
00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:51,470
How old were you when you had your first
kill?
323
00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:56,210
Well, I was a late bloomer.
324
00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:57,830
There was this...
325
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,900
the blueberry picker in the OC that just
kept hassling me, so I got him with my
326
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:05,940
hatchet. Although, he didn't die right
away, so I'm not sure it officially
327
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,940
counts. It was just the tip.
328
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,120
How's the kid?
329
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:16,620
Uh, fine.
330
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,220
John, come.
331
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:23,520
We can't afford another day like this.
332
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,580
This is life and death.
333
00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:29,530
It was just a bad day. I mean, shit
happens.
334
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:30,750
Not like today.
335
00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:33,050
I've never seen you like this.
336
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,890
Maybe the stress of the round got to me.
337
00:26:37,270 --> 00:26:38,890
Like you said, it is life or death.
338
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:44,450
But you were fine in the qualifier with
missiles falling from the sky.
339
00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:47,370
So what changed?
340
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,200
Is it us?
341
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,640
Me? No.
342
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,360
It's me.
343
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,260
All me.
344
00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:12,340
I'm sorry.
345
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,520
Sorry for what?
346
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:14,660
For today.
347
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,840
For screwing up the radar. For being so
clumsy on the smoothest fucking ice in
348
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,840
the world.
349
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,120
For coming with you and all.
350
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,480
I lied to you, Quiet.
351
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,320
I made my own wish.
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