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you
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Stupid wet -ass wood.
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Show yourself!
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Show yourself or I'll shoot!
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No need. I come in peace.
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I'm unarmed.
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Promise.
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You alone?
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Just me.
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So you're the guy writing all that
Calypso BS?
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That sign, 327, if you must know.
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Would you care for a brimbles?
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I've got a strawberry when wet with your
name on it, Mr... John.
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How'd you get that wood burning?
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Just a trick my father taught me.
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So who's this Calypso guy?
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Come on.
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Now, surely your milkman compatriots all
speak of him, right?
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Nope.
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Feels like some bullshit.
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No, no, no, he's very real.
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Calypso, the Calypso, will be the great
uniter of this broken nation.
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Now you sound like a salesman.
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Just a believer.
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What? Don't you believe in anything?
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Believe in what?
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I'm a milkman on the outside.
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Belief is false hope.
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No, John.
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Belief is everything.
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Otherwise, what are you driving for?
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Let's say you can make a wish.
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For anything.
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Your heart's deepest desire.
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What are you wishing for?
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Okay.
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A home.
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A family.
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A place to park my car for good.
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What's so funny?
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I mean, come on.
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Look at you.
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You are the captain of your own destiny.
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You are accountable to you and you
alone.
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Are you really willing to sacrifice
that?
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Because, John, other people can bring
you down, make you act against your own
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self -interest.
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You have freedom now, but freedom is
best enjoyed alone.
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Yeah, well, I think you're wrong.
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What do I know?
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I'm just a man with a ladder.
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So what about you?
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What would you wish for?
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I think I'd wish to be seen.
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To be noticed.
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Yes.
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I think I like that very much.
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Enjoy the drink.
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The hell?
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I got her!
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I don't like to look at that white
thing.
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Grinster can really use that EMP.
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I'm on my way.
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First across the line. Fuck yeah.
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Nice to see you get your hands dirty,
Raven.
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No time.
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Cool stage.
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Oh, I wouldn't park here if I were you.
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We just got our Lord Preacher down for
his nappies.
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Fuck. Benjamin, quickly, unleash the
tits. I'm empty and so very raw. Shit,
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get the goldfish.
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Grim's still out there. Turn around.
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Let go of the wheel, Stu.
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Oh, shit.
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But on the other hand, that was a very
chaotic move.
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And what are we if not agents of chaos?
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But if you get in my way again, I will
end you.
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Shake him! Get him off our ass!
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What do you think I'm doing?
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Here comes the Calvary!
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Oh, hell yeah!
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Go! I've got Captain Crouch Rocket!
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Piece of shit! I'll do it myself!
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What the hell was that back there? I
didn't ask for your help.
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Well, don't expect us to fly in and save
you again. You are on your own. I am
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here for one reason and one reason only.
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Fine. Looks like that's everyone.
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Wait!
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There's another driver.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Dolphys, come in, Dolphys.
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Krista!
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Is everyone accounted for?
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Excellent.
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Congratulations, one and all, and
welcome to Twisted Metal.
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John, I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, you don't have to worry about me.
I'm good.
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I wish she's the first person I knew who
died.
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Mic check. Mic check.
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Hello. Hi, everyone.
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Can everyone hear me?
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Okay, raise your hand if you can hear
me.
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Great, great. Thank you.
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Welcome to Orientation. If you look out
your window, you'll see Tournament City.
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Still workshopping the name, so...
Anyway, moving on. Here's how my
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will work.
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You will compete in multiple rounds,
each unique and more deadly than the
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If you survive, you advance.
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The last driver behind the wheel gets
their wish granted.
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You're not going to make it till
sundown, Grimmeltons. Ha ha ha!
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I know there's still some tension from
the qualifier, but I have one very
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important rule.
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No killing outside of an official round.
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If you do... If you do...
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You'll be disqualified from my
tournament.
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You're not outside the walls anymore.
There are rules here.
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But there are also perks.
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For one, I provide a delightful
accommodation for you.
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Great. High school.
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Again.
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First stop in orientation?
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Medical.
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390. Name?
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Sweet Tooth. Vehicle name?
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Also Sweet Tooth.
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89 degrees.
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That is high.
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You're also going to need a urine
sample.
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Whoa, that is a small cup, Doc.
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Might as well duck and cover, because
you're going to be in the splash zone.
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I'm his belt boy.
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Thank you, Stu.
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Malaria, Zika, dengue, Lyme, of course,
but everybody has that one. And those
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are just the ones I know I have.
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One more look.
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No.
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Vehicles must be stored in the auto shop
at all times, but you may make as many
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repairs and upgrades between rounds as
you like. Our cafeteria provides three
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meals a day, there's a gym open 24
hours, and you are free to roam the
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your leisure. Now, what everyone's been
waiting for, room assignments.
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Oh,
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social studies!
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Ah, the s***! Science rooms, too.
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We're nerds. Must kill my creator.
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That's me doing a robot.
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Yeah, science.
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It looks like it's going to be pretty
cold in here, so we should probably
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a bed.
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Fuck no.
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He likes me.
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What's up, roomie?
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Jesus Christ.
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Are you fucking with me?
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Considering our past, I thought you'd at
least give me my own room.
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Unfortunately, our only single is
reserved for the baby and his parents.
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What do you mean you forgot the packing
plate? If you're displeased with your
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roommate, you can simply kill him in the
next round. It's really not my problem,
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Raven. You're not even supposed to be
here.
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Yeah, well, plans change.
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No, plans don't change. Otherwise, it
wouldn't be called a plan.
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You selected a driver, and you locked
him.
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You entering the tournament yourself was
not something we discussed.
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I'm the leader of the most powerful city
on the West Coast. If I want to drive
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myself, then that's what I'll do. You
can play your game.
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But I'm getting my wish, no matter what
it takes.
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Just know that here, in my city, you're
an outsider just like everyone else.
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Owen Rave, I'm warning you, do not fuck
with my tournament.
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Well, we've got a little something
there.
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Look at us, man.
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We've got a roof over our heads.
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I mean, can't it get any better than
this? Better than bugging with my best
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Fat chance.
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Whoa.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Mike, doesn't this place remind you of
juniper prep?
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It's crazy.
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We went there. I picked up on that.
Yeah, it's bringing back, like, so many
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memories. Dude, do you remember when we
did the Boys Mine and the Winter Talent
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Show? Yeah, you crushed the brandy part.
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Well, a brandy is only as good as
harmonica.
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Stoom, you gotta pull your weight. This
pillow fort ain't gonna build itself.
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You know, hey, let's go sage the room.
Get rid of all the bad juju in there,
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huh? Feel good, right?
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Huh? See you, Stuart.
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Are we sure we want to get rid of
mattresses? They're so soft.
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Come on, beds are for squares.
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Besides, with a pillow fort, you get to
have a password.
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It's Mecca like a high Mecca honey hole.
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I know what you're feeling right now.
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It's fucked up and it's not fair.
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I can't believe she isn't here.
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But your sister was a warrior.
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She believed in this fight more than
anyone.
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It just... It wasn't supposed to be like
this.
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She was supposed to be here.
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Doing this with us.
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I wanted to enter this tournament so no
one else would have to die.
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But you know what your sister said to
me?
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When one doll falls, another picks up
the mask.
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We can't let anything get in our way.
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Not grief.
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Not the kid.
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We have to win.
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For the outsiders.
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Please report to the cafeteria.
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Well, you won't have to wait long.
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At least he didn't do that weird thing.
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No, there it is.
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Oh, hell yeah. Weird.
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Hey, Stu.
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I know what you're trying to pull.
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And I've seen the way you're acting with
mine.
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And I don't like it.
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I freaking love it.
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You want to be a part of the inner
circle? Yeah. Guess what? We got space,
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muchacho. Okay?
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Cheers, bro.
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Harold wants a new sandwich.
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That one still has a crust on it.
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They all have crust on them.
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Good to see you've all settled in. I see
the post -round libations are a hit.
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The sandwiches are absolutely really
good.
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They have a peanut butter one, and they
have a cheese one, and they've also got
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potato cream, and they've got one that's
kind of like a French toast one.
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Okay.
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Now comes the fun part.
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One by one, you'll each be called in to
make your wish. One wish per car.
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If you win, I will grant it. No
questions asked.
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So, think carefully now. What do you
want most?
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What one thing is worth risking
everything for?
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Hilarious. Look at all your faces.
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So serious.
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It is a heavy choice, though.
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So think carefully.
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It's just a door.
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I'm glad I didn't kill you back at
Blackfield's all those years.
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You just had to sit and wait, wondering
when the end would come. Well, the wait
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is over!
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Stop it! This isn't what we're here for.
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You want to kill him now?
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I think that's pretty obvious, Stu.
Well, cool.
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Go ahead. But no one will hear about it,
because we'll be out of the tournament.
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And one of these other assholes will
win.
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And everyone will know their name, not
yours.
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You'll just be the dumb clown who never
made it to the end. That's a great
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point, Phil.
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Mr.
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Grimm, please enter.
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You are larger than us and stronger.
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There are thousands of souls within, and
we never get tired.
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But you, Marcus, you look exhausted.
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Okay.
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And
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then
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there were two.
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John and quiet you good. Yeah
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What the hell is this place?
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for all the walls to come down and every
city everywhere.
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I guess that's it then.
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No way.
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Think of it as a birthday gift.
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It's my birthday?
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It was weeks ago, December 5th.
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But, you know, thought we could
celebrate in case this is your last.
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Thank you. Oh, don't thank me until you
try it on. I'm not used to making men's
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clothes. I'm not worried about that. I
pretty much look good in anything.
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Wow.
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I want to thank you for giving me my
birthday back.
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It's a weird feeling, getting something
back that you didn't know you were
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missing.
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You're welcome, John.
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Throw that thing on. We have a
tournament to win.
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I wish to bring Krista back to life.
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