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Stupid wet -ass wood.

Show yourself!

Show yourself or I'll shoot!

No need. I come in peace.

I'm unarmed.

Promise.

You alone?

Just me.

So you're the guy writing all that Calypso BS?

That sign, 327, if you must know.

Would you care for a brimbles?

I've got a strawberry when wet with your name on it, Mr... John.

How'd you get that wood burning?

Just a trick my father taught me.

So who's this Calypso guy?

Come on.

Now, surely your milkman compatriots all speak of him, right?

Nope.

Feels like some bullshit.

No, no, no, he's very real.

Calypso, the Calypso, will be the great uniter of this broken nation.

Now you sound like a salesman.

Just a believer.

What? Don't you believe in anything?

Believe in what?

I'm a milkman on the outside.

Belief is false hope.

No, John.

Belief is everything.

Otherwise, what are you driving for?

Let's say you can make a wish.

For anything.

Your heart's deepest desire.

What are you wishing for?

Okay.

A home.

A family.

A place to park my car for good.

What's so funny?

I mean, come on.

Look at you.

You are the captain of your own destiny.

You are accountable to you and you alone.

Are you really willing to sacrifice that?

Because, John, other people can bring you down, make you act against your own

self -interest.

You have freedom now, but freedom is best enjoyed alone.

Yeah, well, I think you're wrong.

What do I know?

I'm just a man with a ladder.

So what about you?

What would you wish for?

I think I'd wish to be seen.

To be noticed.

Yes.

I think I like that very much.

Enjoy the drink.

The hell?

I got her!

I don't like to look at that white thing.

Grinster can really use that EMP.

I'm on my way.

First across the line. Fuck yeah.

Nice to see you get your hands dirty, Raven.

No time.

Cool stage.

Oh, I wouldn't park here if I were you.

We just got our Lord Preacher down for his nappies.

Fuck. Benjamin, quickly, unleash the tits. I'm empty and so very raw. Shit,

get the goldfish.

Grim's still out there. Turn around.

Let go of the wheel, Stu.

Oh, shit.

But on the other hand, that was a very chaotic move.

And what are we if not agents of chaos?

But if you get in my way again, I will end you.

Shake him! Get him off our ass!

What do you think I'm doing?

Here comes the Calvary!

Oh, hell yeah!

Go! I've got Captain Crouch Rocket!

Piece of shit! I'll do it myself!

What the hell was that back there? I didn't ask for your help.

Well, don't expect us to fly in and save you again. You are on your own. I am

here for one reason and one reason only.

Fine. Looks like that's everyone.

Wait!

There's another driver.

Come on, come on, come on.

Dolphys, come in, Dolphys.

Krista!

Is everyone accounted for?

Excellent.

Congratulations, one and all, and welcome to Twisted Metal.

John, I'm so sorry.

Yeah, you don't have to worry about me. I'm good.

I wish she's the first person I knew who died.

Mic check. Mic check.

Hello. Hi, everyone.

Can everyone hear me?

Okay, raise your hand if you can hear me.

Great, great. Thank you.

Welcome to Orientation. If you look out your window, you'll see Tournament City.

Still workshopping the name, so... Anyway, moving on. Here's how my

will work.

You will compete in multiple rounds, each unique and more deadly than the

If you survive, you advance.

The last driver behind the wheel gets their wish granted.

You're not going to make it till sundown, Grimmeltons. Ha ha ha!

I know there's still some tension from the qualifier, but I have one very

important rule.

No killing outside of an official round.

If you do... If you do...

You'll be disqualified from my tournament.

You're not outside the walls anymore. There are rules here.

But there are also perks.

For one, I provide a delightful accommodation for you.

Great. High school.

Again.

First stop in orientation?

Medical.

390. Name?

Sweet Tooth. Vehicle name?

Also Sweet Tooth.

89 degrees.

That is high.

You're also going to need a urine sample.

Whoa, that is a small cup, Doc.

Might as well duck and cover, because you're going to be in the splash zone.

I'm his belt boy.

Thank you, Stu.

Malaria, Zika, dengue, Lyme, of course, but everybody has that one. And those

are just the ones I know I have.

One more look.

No.

Vehicles must be stored in the auto shop at all times, but you may make as many

repairs and upgrades between rounds as you like. Our cafeteria provides three

meals a day, there's a gym open 24 hours, and you are free to roam the

your leisure. Now, what everyone's been waiting for, room assignments.

Oh,

social studies!

Ah, the s***! Science rooms, too.

We're nerds. Must kill my creator.

That's me doing a robot.

Yeah, science.

It looks like it's going to be pretty cold in here, so we should probably

a bed.

Fuck no.

He likes me.

What's up, roomie?

Jesus Christ.

Are you fucking with me?

Considering our past, I thought you'd at least give me my own room.

Unfortunately, our only single is reserved for the baby and his parents.

What do you mean you forgot the packing plate? If you're displeased with your

roommate, you can simply kill him in the next round. It's really not my problem,

Raven. You're not even supposed to be here.

Yeah, well, plans change.

No, plans don't change. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a plan.

You selected a driver, and you locked him.

You entering the tournament yourself was not something we discussed.

I'm the leader of the most powerful city on the West Coast. If I want to drive

myself, then that's what I'll do. You can play your game.

But I'm getting my wish, no matter what it takes.

Just know that here, in my city, you're an outsider just like everyone else.

Owen Rave, I'm warning you, do not fuck with my tournament.

Well, we've got a little something there.

Look at us, man.

We've got a roof over our heads.

I mean, can't it get any better than this? Better than bugging with my best

Fat chance.

Whoa.

Hey.

Hey.

Mike, doesn't this place remind you of juniper prep?

It's crazy.

We went there. I picked up on that. Yeah, it's bringing back, like, so many

memories. Dude, do you remember when we did the Boys Mine and the Winter Talent

Show? Yeah, you crushed the brandy part.

Well, a brandy is only as good as harmonica.

Stoom, you gotta pull your weight. This pillow fort ain't gonna build itself.

You know, hey, let's go sage the room. Get rid of all the bad juju in there,

huh? Feel good, right?

Huh? See you, Stuart.

Are we sure we want to get rid of mattresses? They're so soft.

Come on, beds are for squares.

Besides, with a pillow fort, you get to have a password.

It's Mecca like a high Mecca honey hole.

I know what you're feeling right now.

It's fucked up and it's not fair.

I can't believe she isn't here.

But your sister was a warrior.

She believed in this fight more than anyone.

It just... It wasn't supposed to be like this.

She was supposed to be here.

Doing this with us.

I wanted to enter this tournament so no one else would have to die.

But you know what your sister said to me?

When one doll falls, another picks up the mask.

We can't let anything get in our way.

Not grief.

Not the kid.

We have to win.

For the outsiders.

Please report to the cafeteria.

Well, you won't have to wait long.

At least he didn't do that weird thing.

No, there it is.

Oh, hell yeah. Weird.

Hey, Stu.

I know what you're trying to pull.

And I've seen the way you're acting with mine.

And I don't like it.

I freaking love it.

You want to be a part of the inner circle? Yeah. Guess what? We got space,

muchacho. Okay?

Cheers, bro.

Harold wants a new sandwich.

That one still has a crust on it.

They all have crust on them.

Good to see you've all settled in. I see the post -round libations are a hit.

The sandwiches are absolutely really good.

They have a peanut butter one, and they have a cheese one, and they've also got

potato cream, and they've got one that's kind of like a French toast one.

Okay.

Now comes the fun part.

One by one, you'll each be called in to make your wish. One wish per car.

If you win, I will grant it. No questions asked.

So, think carefully now. What do you want most?

What one thing is worth risking everything for?

Hilarious. Look at all your faces.

So serious.

It is a heavy choice, though.

So think carefully.

It's just a door.

I'm glad I didn't kill you back at Blackfield's all those years.

You just had to sit and wait, wondering when the end would come. Well, the wait

is over!

Stop it! This isn't what we're here for.

You want to kill him now?

I think that's pretty obvious, Stu. Well, cool.

Go ahead. But no one will hear about it, because we'll be out of the tournament.

And one of these other assholes will win.

And everyone will know their name, not yours.

You'll just be the dumb clown who never made it to the end. That's a great

point, Phil.

Mr.

Grimm, please enter.

You are larger than us and stronger.

There are thousands of souls within, and we never get tired.

But you, Marcus, you look exhausted.

Okay.

And

then

there were two.

John and quiet you good. Yeah

What the hell is this place?

for all the walls to come down and every city everywhere.

I guess that's it then.

No way.

Think of it as a birthday gift.

It's my birthday?

It was weeks ago, December 5th.

But, you know, thought we could celebrate in case this is your last.

Thank you. Oh, don't thank me until you try it on. I'm not used to making men's

clothes. I'm not worried about that. I pretty much look good in anything.

Wow.

I want to thank you for giving me my birthday back.

It's a weird feeling, getting something back that you didn't know you were

missing.

You're welcome, John.

Throw that thing on. We have a tournament to win.

I wish to bring Krista back to life.