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Ep. 5: Thus, Makina Can No Longer Hide

Ahhh! But Makina!

I don't know what I'm doing!

Don't worry, Eita.

I'll do all the work for you.

So sex goes like thiiiis~

And then like thiiiis~

So there you go, Eita. This is sex!

This...

This is sex?!

Oh. It was just a dream.

Gahhh, that makes two nights in a row I had a sex dream about Makina.

What is wrong with me?!

It all felt so indescribably real.

But it's just a physical reaction

that you'd expect from an adolescent male sex dream. VERY physical.

Ohhh, I am so pathetic.

But if I don't bust a nut before Makina wakes up, then—

Morning.

Why'd she have to wake uuuuup?!

And so Makina went back to her school routine like nothing had even happened.

And I watched over her from the shadows.

Oww! What the heck?!

Ack! Makina, we've got to hurry!

A banana? Who brings a banana to school?!

Forget that! Your leg came off!

Oh no, you're right! Eita, support, now!

Can anyone see us?

No— wait, someone's coming!

Do I really need to be in here too?!

Hey, can you fix my leg here?

Take my gear and stick it in right here.

This isn't really the best place for this...

I believe in you. Go on, do it!

Okay, here goes.

Hup!

And just like that,

Makina was back to school, defects and all.

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'm so totally fine!

You did a great job helping me out there!

And you're looking after me now, right?

Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on you while maintaining some distance.

Is keeping your distance really necessary?

We barely even spoke to each other before last week!

It'd be weird to suddenly be in contact now!

Not as weird are you're being right now.

I assure you I get far weirder than this.

Huh? That's Makina.

What's she doing alone in a place like that?

She's NOT alone! There's someone else!

He's staring at Makina and giving off some super creepy vibes!

Could it be... a STALKER?!

Ugh, you can practically FEEL him watching.

There's someone there, I just know it!

There he is again!

It feels SO gross being watched all the time!

I KNEW there was something fishy going on!

So, whatcha wanna talk about?

You have a stalker, don't you?

What?! No I don't!

Why are you playing dumb when he's so obviously following you everywhere?

I, ah, it's... It's not like that!

Can you not talk? Does this guy have something on you?!

Like I said, there's no guy, honest!

Thanks to that nitwit Eita's hovering around, she totally has the wrong idea!

What are they talking about?

I hope Mamimi's not giving her more weird ideas...

Makina, you're the idol of the academy!

The type of character who readily gets targeted by perverts in erotic fiction!

You could be forced to follow a stalker's whims!

Or made to pose for photos! Or brainwashed by a hypnosis app!

Or magically branded with a womb tattoo!

No, no, you're overthinking things!

You're lying! Tell me the truth!

Whoa, don't shake me so much!

Eep!

That joint we just fixed came loose!

Makina, why are your hands on your crotch like that?

And what's what whirring sound?

Huh? Oh, just my phone!

On vibrate! I gotta answer this!

You big dummy!

Thanks to you, things are all messed up 'down there.'

Now I'm about to fall apart because YOU didn't do a good enough job!

She's on the phone but the ringer's still vibrating?

Plus, listen to what she's talking about!

Aha! And there he is!

Aha! And there he is!

He's watching right now, that creepy stalker!

Yeah, I can walk a little bit.

Can you wait someplace deserted?

Great, I'll be right there.

THAT'S who she's on the phone with!

But with Mamimi here I can't leave.

I think his name is Akutsu ?

Who'd have thought some beta cringelord could be some criminally capable!

I'm sorry... Mamimi...

I promised someone I'd meet up with them... so I gotta get going...

Then I'll go with you.

Oh, no, I'll be fine, Mamimi.

Those are the eyes of a broken woman!

And Akutsu is gone, presumably having followed her.

Makina and I may be from two different worlds,

but she always listens enraptured to my dumb little erotic stories,

and that makes her a true, dear friend.

I have to protect her.

I am NOT letting that creep get away with this!

I know I told him I could walk, but...

Oh, yikes, there goes the leg!

It's coming off!

It's coming offfffff!

Shoot!

Here I am, losing parts in public!

Eita said he'd hurry but he's not here yet so I gotta hide!

Makina needs me! —huh?

Back inside a locker again.

I'm glad I was able to hide, but I need to tell Eita!

Why isn't he picking up?! Or checking his texts?!

What is this all about?!

I wouldn't move if I were you, Akutsu.

This here is a stungun.

Gaaah! Why are you doing this?

Let's just say I know about Makina.

Makina?!

If I get found out, I won't be able to stay in school.

Oh, Eita, where aaare you?

Maybe he just suddenly got fed up with me?

Did I come on way too strong

despite not being any benefit to him at all?

Ahhh!

This is why we shoulda just had sex!

I'd love to try hitting your hole with a nice electric shock, here.

Whuh?!

Whuh?!

I hear that boys go into wide-eyed convulsions before passing out

if you stimulate their prostate with a strong electric current.

Eek! Why would you do that to my prostate?!

So I can take pics of your suffering to blackmail you

into keeping your hands off Makina!

No, it's not like that!

I will do anything for my bestie!

Now I hope Mr. Prostate has said his prayers!

Please don't hurt Mr. Prostate!

He's just an innocent bystander in all this!

Silence, you pig! Death to all men!

Hey, you two. You sure look like you're having a good time.

Gah! Ms. Hashirai! We were just—

Listen up.

That thing's not appropriate for academy grounds, even if it is just a toy.

Urgh! But ma'am,

I'm just trying to keep my friend safe from a sexual predator!

By probing him in the ass? A likely story!

Please, you have to listennn!

That was close...

Guess that's it.

My life is SO over.

Oh, Eita...

Makina! Are you all right?!

Eiitaaa!

I am SO sorry! This crazy girl waylaid me,

and I was SO scared and there was no way I could answer the phone!

Ah, we have to fix your leg right away!

Owowow! What gives?!

You're so upset you're crying...

but I guess you DID say staying hidden was life-or-death for you.

Sorry for being late.

Too bad. I don't forgive you.

You can earn my forgiveness with sex.

Huh?! Are you serious?!

I'm not doing that!

Too bad, we're doing it right now.

Whaat? In here?!

I see you need to be properly seduced so you're not so nervous.

Now then, whip out your prostate!

No, Makina, please!

My poor prostate has been through enough today!

Hey, get back here!

Sheesh, Makina,

you fall to pieces easier than tofu in a backpack!

Well if you hadn't tried to run

I wouldn't have tripped while chasing you and my head wouldn't have come off!

You shouldn't have been trying to have sex with me!

Plus I slipped on ANOTHER banana peel! Is that some weird new trend or something?!

Fornow, let's just get you home before someone sees!

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