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Ep. 5: Thus, Makina Can No Longer Hide
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Ahhh! But Makina!
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I don't know what I'm doing!
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Don't worry, Eita.
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I'll do all the work for you.
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So sex goes like thiiiis~
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And then like thiiiis~
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So there you go, Eita. This is sex!
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This...
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This is sex?!
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Oh. It was just a dream.
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Gahhh, that makes two nights in a
row I had a sex dream about Makina.
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What is wrong with me?!
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It all felt so indescribably real.
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But it's just a physical reaction
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that you'd expect from an adolescent
male sex dream. VERY physical.
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Ohhh, I am so pathetic.
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But if I don't bust a nut
before Makina wakes up, then—
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Morning.
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Why'd she have to wake uuuuup?!
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And so Makina went back to her school
routine like nothing had even happened.
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And I watched over her from the shadows.
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Oww! What the heck?!
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Ack! Makina, we've got to hurry!
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A banana? Who brings a banana to school?!
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Forget that! Your leg came off!
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Oh no, you're right! Eita, support, now!
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Can anyone see us?
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No— wait, someone's coming!
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Do I really need to be in here too?!
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Hey, can you fix my leg here?
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Take my gear and stick it in right here.
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This isn't really the best place for this...
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I believe in you. Go on, do it!
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Okay, here goes.
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Hup!
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And just like that,
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Makina was back to school, defects and all.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm so totally fine!
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You did a great job helping me out there!
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And you're looking after me now, right?
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Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on you
while maintaining some distance.
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Is keeping your distance really necessary?
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We barely even spoke to
each other before last week!
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It'd be weird to suddenly
be in contact now!
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Not as weird are you're being right now.
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I assure you I get far weirder than this.
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Huh? That's Makina.
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What's she doing
alone in a place like that?
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She's NOT alone! There's someone else!
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He's staring at Makina and
giving off some super creepy vibes!
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Could it be... a STALKER?!
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Ugh, you can practically FEEL him watching.
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There's someone there, I just know it!
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There he is again!
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It feels SO gross being
watched all the time!
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I KNEW there was
something fishy going on!
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So, whatcha wanna talk about?
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You have a stalker, don't you?
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What?! No I don't!
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Why are you playing dumb when he's
so obviously following you everywhere?
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I, ah, it's... It's not like that!
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Can you not talk? Does this
guy have something on you?!
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Like I said, there's no guy, honest!
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Thanks to that nitwit Eita's hovering
around, she totally has the wrong idea!
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What are they talking about?
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I hope Mamimi's not
giving her more weird ideas...
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Makina, you're the idol of the academy!
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The type of character who readily gets
targeted by perverts in erotic fiction!
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You could be forced to
follow a stalker's whims!
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Or made to pose for photos! Or
brainwashed by a hypnosis app!
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Or magically branded with a womb tattoo!
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No, no, you're overthinking things!
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You're lying! Tell me the truth!
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Whoa, don't shake me so much!
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Eep!
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That joint we just fixed came loose!
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Makina, why are your
hands on your crotch like that?
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And what's what whirring sound?
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Huh? Oh, just my phone!
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On vibrate! I gotta answer this!
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You big dummy!
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Thanks to you, things are
all messed up 'down there.'
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Now I'm about to fall apart because
YOU didn't do a good enough job!
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She's on the phone but
the ringer's still vibrating?
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Plus, listen to what she's talking about!
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Aha! And there he is!
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Aha! And there he is!
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He's watching right
now, that creepy stalker!
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Yeah, I can walk a little bit.
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Can you wait someplace deserted?
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Great, I'll be right there.
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THAT'S who she's on the phone with!
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But with Mamimi here I can't leave.
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I think his name is Akutsu ?
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Who'd have thought some beta cringelord
could be some criminally capable!
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I'm sorry... Mamimi...
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I promised someone I'd meet up
with them... so I gotta get going...
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Then I'll go with you.
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Oh, no, I'll be fine, Mamimi.
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Those are the eyes of a broken woman!
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And Akutsu is gone,
presumably having followed her.
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Makina and I may be
from two different worlds,
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but she always listens enraptured
to my dumb little erotic stories,
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and that makes her a true, dear friend.
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I have to protect her.
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I am NOT letting that
creep get away with this!
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I know I told him I could walk, but...
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Oh, yikes, there goes the leg!
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It's coming off!
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It's coming offfffff!
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Shoot!
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Here I am, losing parts in public!
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Eita said he'd hurry but he's
not here yet so I gotta hide!
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Makina needs me! —huh?
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Back inside a locker again.
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I'm glad I was able to
hide, but I need to tell Eita!
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Why isn't he picking up?!
Or checking his texts?!
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What is this all about?!
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I wouldn't move if I were you, Akutsu.
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This here is a stungun.
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Gaaah! Why are you doing this?
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Let's just say I know about Makina.
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Makina?!
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If I get found out, I won't
be able to stay in school.
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Oh, Eita, where aaare you?
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Maybe he just suddenly got fed up with me?
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Did I come on way too strong
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despite not being any
benefit to him at all?
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Ahhh!
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This is why we shoulda just had sex!
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I'd love to try hitting your hole
with a nice electric shock, here.
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Whuh?!
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Whuh?!
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I hear that boys go into wide-eyed
convulsions before passing out
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if you stimulate their prostate
with a strong electric current.
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Eek! Why would you do that to my prostate?!
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So I can take pics of your
suffering to blackmail you
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into keeping your hands off Makina!
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No, it's not like that!
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I will do anything for my bestie!
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Now I hope Mr. Prostate
has said his prayers!
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Please don't hurt Mr. Prostate!
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He's just an innocent
bystander in all this!
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Silence, you pig! Death to all men!
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Hey, you two. You sure look
like you're having a good time.
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Gah! Ms. Hashirai! We were just—
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Listen up.
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That thing's not appropriate for
academy grounds, even if it is just a toy.
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Urgh! But ma'am,
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I'm just trying to keep my friend
safe from a sexual predator!
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By probing him in the ass? A likely story!
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Please, you have to listennn!
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That was close...
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Guess that's it.
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My life is SO over.
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Oh, Eita...
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Makina! Are you all right?!
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Eiitaaa!
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I am SO sorry! This
crazy girl waylaid me,
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and I was SO scared and there
was no way I could answer the phone!
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Ah, we have to fix your leg right away!
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Owowow! What gives?!
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You're so upset you're crying...
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but I guess you DID say staying
hidden was life-or-death for you.
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Sorry for being late.
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Too bad. I don't forgive you.
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You can earn my forgiveness with sex.
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Huh?! Are you serious?!
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I'm not doing that!
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Too bad, we're doing it right now.
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Whaat? In here?!
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I see you need to be properly
seduced so you're not so nervous.
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Now then, whip out your prostate!
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No, Makina, please!
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My poor prostate has
been through enough today!
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Hey, get back here!
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Sheesh, Makina,
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you fall to pieces easier
than tofu in a backpack!
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Well if you hadn't tried to run
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I wouldn't have tripped while chasing
you and my head wouldn't have come off!
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You shouldn't have been
trying to have sex with me!
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Plus I slipped on ANOTHER banana peel!
Is that some weird new trend or something?!
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Fornow, let's just get you
home before someone sees!
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