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I love you, Dave. Previously on VH90210.

Are you jealous?

We dated for like five minutes 20 years ago. When you were working together. And

now you're working together again.

Jenny's bodyguard, right? Yes, he is. I would like to introduce Zach, my son. I

haven't even told anybody yet. Tell anybody what?

She's gay.

I am, like, hanging out with you. I'm thinking about leaving Camille.

Don't think I can raise another man's kid. Camille, she's in an ambulance.

Honey, I'll be right there. I had a private investigator looking to him,

I can't swear he said that we had never met.

Hello, Steve.

Gone through a lot of trouble to get here. In fact, I've jumped through time

give you some very important advice.

I know that's weird. I'm sorry.

But you've got to cut that hair.

It's got to go. Having a mullet is no way to go through life.

Two, belly shirts, midriff shirts, anything like that, burn them. You find

in your closet, get rid of them. Never, ever wear them again.

Three, perhaps the most important thing of all, the legacy key.

You never paid it forward.

Now's the time, Steve.

Do you understand what I'm saying? Is this getting through? I'm talking about

your legacy.

The legacy? Our legacy.

Party time.

Did you guys think we'd make it to the wrap party and still be alive?

No.

I'm just really proud of us.

Oh, I can't wait to see it all cut together.

You remember when we filmed the original pilot?

Uh, no, but I remember the wrap party. Oh my God, that wrap party was...

Epic. It was at Chasen's. I followed you into the kitchen and held your hair

while you cry -barked into a pot of chili. Oh. Okay, it was not a pot of

It was a garbage can. It was a pot of chili. Okay, can we stop talking about

I'm sorry. Because I really want to eat some food at the party tonight.

Hey, everybody.

Somehow we made it this far, you guys. But that was the easy part.

Now we get to sit around and wait and see if we get picked up.

That's a formality, right? I mean, it's the reboot of 90210. No brainer. No,

that OC.

reboot came in pretty great and we can't air every show we make what are you

talking about the oc did a reboot okay do any of you read any news except

alerts about yourselves come on christine the oc was a ripoff of 90210

often imitated but never duplicated maybe but misha barton is tweeting up a

storm and she comes back from the dead who's gonna believe that look guys try

and enjoy yourselves okay and with any luck In a few weeks, we'll be in New

celebrating the pickup.

Otherwise, I'll be in New York as a cast of the OC, and you guys will be here

licking your wound.

I can't believe us

getting picked up is even a question.

Well, you never know, so you better not spend all your pilot money.

Too late.

Wait, what did you just say?

Did you guys spend all that money? Not spend.

It got garnished for back taxes.

Oh, Tor.

Again? Remember when garnish was a fun word and it was like that little sprig

parsley on your dinner plate? It was really good for your breath. We should

bring that back. Is Nate going to get a job or what?

Why do you always have to talk about me?

What's going on with Chris?

We're still trying to figure things out. Well, I hope you guys do. He's a great

guy. Yeah, he is. Look, I'm not going to throw away 30 years of marriage for,

you know, new discoveries.

What? Wait, what is... What is happening?

Christina, are you... No. Oh, my God.

The consent waiver. Yes, now it all makes sense.

Wait a second. Does Jason know? Yes, he knows. And I'm just trying to... I don't

let things happen and not control everything.

Not control?

Oh, that's going to be hard for you. I have to get a new bike guard from the

dentist. I already chewed through one.

Hi. I'm looking after her. She looked at me. Thanks.

Scratch on the rocks. Hey, man. Hey.

I feel so lucky to be here.

Yeah? You do? You've been so cool to me, and I know it's caused some things with

shit. No, it has not.

Then why isn't she here?

You think she's not here because of you?

I don't know. I mean, she obviously doesn't like me or trust me. No, stop

Zach, don't take it so personally. She's guarded because she has to be.

Yeah, okay. This is my thing.

And she knows that if she comes here, then it'll become her thing.

You mean like she sucks the oxygen out of the room? Is she here?

That's exactly what I mean.

Yeah,

totally. I'll talk to you guys later.

Hey, baby.

Mom, would you not do that? Oh, come on. We finished the pilot.

Your first acting gig. Yeah, if my one line doesn't get cut. You know what? It

doesn't all come at once. You gotta be patient. Yeah, but I didn't sign on to

this to be a day player.

You didn't really sign on to this at all. This is kind of something I did for

you to support you wanting to be an activist.

Right. Yeah, that makes me feel so much better. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Z with the criminal B.

B, what's up, man?

Where's Anna?

She doesn't want a date. She's only interested in the NSA thing. NSA.

No strings attached?

That's awesome.

It's like the motherlode of the dating world. Except you can't say dating. I

have so many strings, I'm like a friggin' marionette. I'm ready for some

strings.

I'm ready for a family. I've been ready.

I thought it was happening, but I like Anna.

There's something about her. I know it doesn't make sense on paper, but if

only give me a chance to get to know her.

You know her.

Oh, shut up. I'm not talking about sex.

I have sex whenever I want. Please, really? Still?

Look, your mom did the best that she could just getting you on the show.

She can't help how many lines you got.

It's just so aggravating, you know, sitting there for all those hours,

for one line.

Yes, I did notice all the eye -rolling and the side -eye to your mom.

I did not.

Kai, listen, it's called paying your dues, all right? I did it.

Everybody's done it. Did my mom give side -eye? I'm not telling you any

but it's a nice try.

Hmm, stories.

Speaking of stories, there was one. Did she tell you the one about the red

dress? She did not. She did not.

Not red dress.

There was a photo shoot, and all the girls showed up wearing red. I know.

I'm sure you don't remember it. It was amazing. It was like World War III. The

blowback lasted for about two weeks. It sounds vaguely familiar.

What are you guys talking about? Talking about the red dress story. Remember

that? Mom, you've never told me any of these stories.

Probably because they didn't happen, or I blocked them out.

Doesn't matter. You guys have fun.

Okay.

You remember this story, right?

Hey. Hey. Where's Kyler?

Oh, she's over there hanging out with her new BFF, Shannon.

That's good, right? It would be if she ever actually spoke to me, too. She is

speaking to you, Jen. Two words, three at the most, if she's criticizing me.

She's a 17 -year -old kid. She's doing her job.

She's really good at it.

Good things to look forward to. Yeah, you guys are in for it. Time six.

I should have never put her in the show.

If the thing gets picked up, she's going to turn into a monster. Look what it

did to us.

Speak for yourself.

I was.

Why do babysitters get so expensive?

What a day, huh?

Yeah.

How about tonight?

Wait, babe. Let me check on the kids.

Babe?

What's that?

I think the power went out.

Wait. Sorry.

Did you pay the bill?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

You're pretty sure? Yes, I did.

Look, I don't know. There was so much going on around the house, and you're

never here.

Wait, is this somehow my fault? I'm just saying that I can use some help.

Yeah, I could use some help, too.

Oh, my God. Maybe it's the network calling.

Ooh, great.

Hello?

No, I don't want to consolidate my deck.

But thank you. You know you can block them, right?

You can do that?

Mm -hmm.

It's so frustrating waiting. I just wish they would tell us. Why?

It's only been three weeks. You have to sit down. You are stressing me out.

What days are you working the peach pit, Papa? Oh, no.

I'm all peach pitted out.

Really? Do you think that's what Misha Barton said when they asked her to do

bait shop pop -up? No. I follow her. She has been there 48 hours straight,

grilling tilapia. Ooh, she's not going to be able to get that smell out of her

hair. You know what? We did a pilot. Maybe that's enough. Can you imagine

a whole series of that show?

Mm -hmm. Having Jason direct us all the time.

Oh, please.

I love when you pretend to be put off by Jason.

Okay. Don't do that.

Don't try to see something that's not really there. Uh -huh.

Wyatt and I are fine. Perfect. Oh, you're annoying me.

Oh, thank God you're back. Antora, your kid is cute and all, but she did not

want to go to sleep. And I had to change her dirty diapers, which I'm sorry is

just kind of gross.

You know how many dirty diapers I changed of yours?

Yeah, I get it, Mom. I'm dead weight.

Kai, thank you so much. You are a lifesaver. Of course. How did the

go with the plastic surgeon?

We call it dermatologist.

Well, maybe one day society will stop idolizing youth and embrace a more

form of beauty.

Where does that come from?

Shannon's Instagram.

Oh, positive affirmation.

Whatever, Mom. I'll see you at home.

Hey.

Hey.

So there's something I need to talk to you about. And I need you to hear me.

And I need you to know that this is coming from a place of loving you and

protecting you.

Sounds really serious.

It does.

I'm all ears.

It's about Zach, Brian.

He's not your son.

I had my investigator do a DNA test.

I am so sorry.

So you collected evidence?

I had my suspicions all along.

You went behind my back and you collected evidence?

I don't even know who the hell you are right now. I'm your wife, Brian. And

Zach's been lying to you. He's been lying to us this entire time. You just

couldn't leave well enough alone. This is about protecting our family, Bri. You

couldn't let me have this because you couldn't control this.

That is really unfair.

And this is really fair?

Bri.

Hi, Christine.

It's Tori. I'm just checking in.

Have you seen the lines at the Peach Pit pop -up? We are sold out.

Impressive stock spelling, but the OC's bait shop pop -up is off the hook, too.

Yeah, yeah. Good for them. You know we were first.

Well, there are at least four slots in the fall schedule, so... Do we get one?

I can't say.

We're still getting all the audience testing in.

How do you do your testing?

The same way all consumer products are tested. We give 40 randos 50 bucks

for their expert, non -expert opinion.

If in an exact science.

Actually, it's total crap. But at least we don't have to rely on our own taste.

So how are we doing?

Not bad, actually.

Seems audiences really like you high -maintenance twits for some reason.

Well, I would love to see the testing reports.

Are you high?

I have a right to. I'm a producer on this show. You're also in the show. And

there are comments and evaluations in this thing about you and your friends

none of you should ever see.

Okay. Well, if there's anything I can do to check behind, I...

Thanks for lunch.

You're welcome. See you tonight?

Yes. Ooh, no, actually, I can't do tonight. Tomorrow would be much better.

a little early, like 6 .45 -ish.

No, sorry, I have speed cycle. You know, as fascinated as I am by your schedule,

there is something else I'd like to talk about.

Okay.

This whole no -strings -attached thing, I don't know what it is. Maybe I'm old

-fashioned. It's just my friends think I'm crazy.

Wait, you talk about this with your guy friends?

Yeah. Don't you talk about this with your girlfriends?

Talk about what?

Okay, Ian, this is all I can do right now, okay? And don't take this the wrong

way, but if I was actually looking to date someone, I don't think it could be

actor.

Oh, the compliments keep coming. My mom is an actor, and so I have so much

baggage about that.

But that is not your problem.

Look, Ian, I really like you.

I just don't know that I can give you what you want.

I appreciate your honesty.

That doesn't mean I still don't want to get together.

Nate?

Babe, can you help me with the groceries? Guys, no running in the

know that.

Oh, my God.

Caleb, Emma, come here and get your dishes, please. And the crayons.

Okay. Don't worry. I got it.

No.

Are you seeing the email I'm seeing right now? The test results.

How'd you get her to send them?

She didn't. So I asked her assistant, who didn't know not to.

So now she's going to get fired.

We'll hire her on our show. Forward it to Jason.

He's in the Caribbean with Camille. Okay, I'm on my way over. Bring Rosé.

I think we're going to need something stronger than Rosé.

Hurry.

Tori's spelling is polarizing.

But at Donna Martin, she's completely endearing, especially when she is with

David Silver.

Polarizing. Audiences related to Kelly Taylor's struggle as a middle -aged

woman, but found her storyline depressing.

Middle -aged?

Depressing? Steve Sanders' macho swagger feels old school like being in a time

capsule. Time capsule?

Andrea Zuckerman being gay or bi is pretty funny.

Funny?

Funny. Audiences think David Silver is now improbably sexy.

Improbably? Really?

Audiences love seeing Brandon Walsh and Kelly Taylor together, but we're

confused by the sexual chemistry between... Are you kidding me?

Confused by the sexual chemistry between Brandon Walsh and Brenda Walsh.

Oh, well, that's just wrong. And they would like to see Brenda be more of a

troublemaker. Oh, my God, good luck with that.

wasn't a troublemaker. Kelly was.

Kelly was a slut.

I can't believe that the audience thinks that my character is the funniest

character. What's wrong with that?

I wasn't trying to be funny. Well, at least you're not relatable for being a

sad myth.

Or the poster child for toxic masculinity.

Or completely polarizing.

What does that even mean?

I don't know. It's not good.

The only time the audience liked me is when I was in bed with Brian.

David, when Donna was in bed with David. That's where I do some of my best work.

You know what? I don't care what people think. I prefer to continue living in

oblivion. Oh, good.

You're all spiraling. It was a nice play, spelling.

Tricking my assistant.

You guys having fun?

No. Told you. And testing's not what you should be worried about right now

anyway. So what should we be worrying about?

Creating buzz?

That your show gets picked up?

People like noisy stuff that cuts through the clutter. Take photos.

Post. I know Jason's on an island somewhere, but where the hell's Shannon?

Okay.

Hi! Come here!

Showtime.

Excuse me.

Hey!

You don't have to do this if you don't want to. Yeah, I know. No one really

cares about anyone who wasn't in the original cast.

I just wanted to see Shannon. Where is she?

Uh, she's late. It's kind of her thing.

Do you want to go find some autographs? Maybe practice a little?

No, I'm good.

I downloaded this meditation app. Trying to learn to be more chill.

Oh, well, maybe that'll be beneficial for both of us. Yeah, you think?

Hey.

Taking a break?

No. Maybe a little one.

This waiting game is so stressful.

Hey, at least David and Donna were the sweethearts of audience testing. Are you

shocked? David and Donna were always great together.

They must be on to something.

Yeah, 20 years of marriage and they're still happy together.

I would kill for that.

You know, I don't mind being home with the girls, but I feel like Shay doesn't

appreciate me enough.

I feel the same way. I feel like Nate hardly appreciates me.

Wow, Tori, that's terrible.

You deserve to be appreciated.

You deserve to be appreciated, too. Right? I appreciate you.

I appreciate you.

Problem solved.

Break over. How do you like that?

Oh,

look who showed up. God, okay, hi, hi, hi.

I'm so sorry that I'm late. Okay, there was an accident and... Oh my God,

Shannon, are you okay? You're covered in blood. What happened?

Hit and run.

Do you want me to take you to the hospital?

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no.

This is not my blood.

Okay, so... I was on my way here and this car just came and hit this possum

just left it, right? In the middle of the road. The thing was twisted in pain.

Oh, so you...

Saved a possum.

Yeah, I mean, he was so sweet. Granted, he did take, like, a few chunks out of

my finger, but I'm up to date on my shots, so I should be okay, I think.

But why?

Possums eat an average of 4 ,000 ticks a week.

Wow, you know a lot about possums.

They're super ugly.

Jenny, all animals deserve rescuing, right?

Not just the cute, fluffy ones.

Shannon, you're so...

Amazing.

Thanks.

Kim, she is amazing. You're right.

Hey,

sorry to just show up like this, but you're not replying to any of my texts

my calls or anything. You lied to me.

What? You lied to me.

You're not my son.

Zach, stop it. She had your DNA tested.

Oh, my mom was on the show with you.

So what are you saying? You didn't know anything about this? She was in the

picture with you. Zach, I know. I saw this. I saw this picture.

I remember your mom.

I understand why she thought it was me, but the DNA results don't lie.

It's what she told me.

Tea? Yeah.

Guys, I'm sorry.

Hi, babe.

Hey.

You came.

Yeah, it's a pretty good turnout.

I'm so happy.

Do you want a milkshake? You're free.

No. I brought Declan, though.

I'm going to leave him here with you. Is that cool?

I got to dinner with Kevin. Remember?

Uh, nope. I didn't remember.

You could have reminded me.

Oh, it's my fault?

No, I just thought I was excited to see you. I thought you came to see me, but

you came to drop our son off.

Why do you do that? What?

That makes me sound selfish.

I'm just... Kevin's trying to help me with the book deal. Declan didn't want

be with the sitter, so I brought him here to have some milkshakes and see his

mom. What is the big deal? The big deal is I just wish you would have figured it

out. I'm trying to figure it all out. I got six kids at home. I mean, I'm doing

a lot.

Yeah, I do a lot, too.

I know you do. We're both making sacrifices here.

You know what?

I have to work.

Okay. Have a good dinner.

Thanks.

Oh, how many pictures do you think we took today?

Too many to FaceTime.

I appreciate the effort today, guys. And whatever happens, I want you all to

know how much I enjoyed working with you.

Why did you say it like that, whatever happened?

Fox picked up three shows this afternoon, which means there's just one

to be filled, and it's between 90210 and the OC.

Which we're hearing tested higher than us.

Are you saying we're done?

When do we find out? End of the day tomorrow.

But I don't want a sugarcoat thing.

It's not looking good.

So that's it?

The last time we're all going to be together in the peach pit?

There must be something we can do. What if we reshoot the pilot or recast some

parts? Yeah, good luck finding someone else to play David Silver.

No. Not your part, Bri. No, look, nobody quit just yet. There's still a chance.

Yeah, I mean, you know, whatever happens, guys, at least it was cathartic

healing, right? It was cathartic. And whatever happens, I hope we stay in each

other's lives.

I can't believe we're dragging this out another day.

Making me sad. I feel like we're not all going to be together again.

Why don't we have a barbecue at my house tomorrow?

We can wait there and chill.

If by chill you mean emotional eating and alcohol?

That's exactly what I mean.

Yes. Sounds good, Bri.

Can you just put that over there, please? Thank you. Yes, ma 'am.

It's looking like a really cool picnic barbecue vibe, right, babe? Yeah, it is.

It's fine.

Can we make peace, please?

I was just trying to protect you and our family, and I'm sorry if it hurt you.

You can't back off of anything, can you, Shay?

If you thought somebody was trying to play me, you wouldn't want to try and

out the truth?

I don't know. Maybe.

Well, I do know, and I would want you to look out for me.

You know what?

Actually... I'm tired of this.

Bed rest has been good for you.

There you go, honey.

Hollandaise sauce on the side, just the way you... What's wrong?

Do you want something else? Are you having strange pregnancy cravings? Jay,

I think I just need to say it.

Say what?

You've tried so hard.

So... Very hard.

Yeah, I am.

You don't need to.

What are you saying?

I think it was a mistake to come here.

It wasn't a mistake.

We both needed a little R &R. It's a beautiful island. Uh, Jason, we've

It's not gonna work, is it?

You're never gonna get over the fact that this kid isn't yours.

And I don't blame you.

I've always believed that I can do anything I put my mind to. I know.

It's one of the many things I love about you.

We've drifted back and forth, up and down our whole marriage.

Maybe we... Maybe we shouldn't have to anymore.

You sure about this?

I love you so much for trying.

Thank you.

I still want to be your friend, and I want to be... My publicist?

Yes.

But I guess I got to start charging you, huh, single mom? Got to pay the bill.

Hmm, Shay seems really upset.

Is that still the whole Zach thing? Yeah, I'm just really pissed at her.

I'm sure it's a bit of that, like, shooting the messenger thing, but I

don't know. I don't know how to feel. I don't know what to do.

Well, when you don't know what to do.

Just do nothing.

I just feel bad for the kid, like he's my own.

I'm just having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that he's not.

I just, I feel bad. You know, he deserves a father.

So be one.

Biology doesn't matter.

It does to my wife.

Right, baby, you gotta just follow your heart.

You want some?

No, I don't. Why not?

Because you're down to the skin. But look, I made you smile.

It made you smile.

You think everyone likes the beer that I brought?

It's got such a great malty backbone.

It's all anyone's talking about.

You get snarky when you're stressed.

And when you're happy or sad or angry or embarrassed and different.

Isn't it exciting getting to know me?

So exciting, in fact, that I have something I want to show you.

What?

What is that?

The letters, JG.

What does that stand for?

Are you joking?

No.

Those are my initials? Yeah, you like it?

Is that temporary?

You got that at a kid's party, right?

I don't know any kids.

I'll be right back.

Look at this one.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Nick.

Get a medium rare? These are vegetable proteins, so a medium rare might taste

like half -cooked salad.

I'm going to need more beer.

Z, if this show gets picked up, then, you know, I'm not going to be able to do

this. It's not if, it's when. I don't know your optimism, man. I'm not

on it. Victoria's.

That's all she talks about. That's all she thinks about.

Lives for it.

You know, she's been working really hard to make this happen. Yeah, I know.

I was there.

You kind of laughed at her face when she pitched it to us.

But she was relentless in her low -key Tory way.

That's my wife.

Little Tory's all grown up and making it happen.

You guys have great wives.

You're so lucky.

I get that beer.

Does that one even look done?

It's half -cooked.

Hey, Jen.

Are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost.

No, just a tattoo.

What?

Wyatt got my initials tattooed. No. Too much too soon. Yes.

End it now.

Thanks, Cap.

Oh,

we did it.

We got picked up.

Oh, my God.

We're going to the box up front. Our seat makes it. Our seat is toast.

God, I may have to go meditate. You believed in this when nobody else did.

did, too. Somewhere deep down. Don't give me that face. That's just my face.

That's true.

I love this face.

Okay,

a toast to my... Yeah, way to go, Tar.

To New York. To Astro. Cheers.

London is like another lifetime.

Just sick of the acting and sick of the pretending. What's the point?

What point of what, Brenda?

Of pretending, Brandon.

Oh.

No.

Okay. Welcome.

I know.

Relax, Shannon. It's just a TV show. It's one plane ride to New York.

Focus.

Why are the up -fronts always in New York?

Oh, my God. I need to lie down for three days.

The light wasn't that bad.

God, Ann, sorry. So much drama around flying.

It's her thing. Let her have it. You all have so many things.

That's why we're actors.

I'm going to check in.

Hi.

Hi.

Christine, this is my husband.

Chris. Nice to meet you.

We are so happy to have your lovely wife back at Fox.

Thank you.

Am I going to see you at the kickoff party later?

We'll be there. All right. See you there.

You know what, honey? Why don't you go upstairs and I'll meet you.

I'll see you up there.

Okay.

What just happened?

That was awkward.

You know, I just didn't want to get into any of this with Chris.

Good move.

Says the queen of avoidance.

All right.

You better get ready for the kickoff party. Okay.

No more clapping. Okay.

Okay. Bye.

See ya.

We're back.

You boys never disappeared.

Yes, I did. Got married.

I'll grab one of those, please.

Denise! Ian!

Hey, it's really nice to see you.

Well, it's nice to see you again, too.

Congrats on the show.

Thanks. I'm very excited to watch.

I'm excited to see yours, too. Well, thank you. Yeah, that's a good job.

good.

Oh, there's Zach.

I wish you hadn't invited him. I invited him before you dropped the bomb on us.

What, was I supposed to uninvite him because you decided to go rogue and

his privacy?

So you're trying to punish me.

No, I'm not. I just wish that you were okay with it.

I'm just not as trusting as you are. But I'm not going to spoil anything.

It's a celebration.

Cheers. Fair enough.

Shannon brought Zach?

Oh, yeah.

Brian asked her to. You know, the whole shade drama and everything.

Interesting.

Why does Shannon irritate you so much?

She doesn't irritate me. It's because I like her?

Not true.

Mom, it's really kind of annoying at this point. Okay, I'm sorry if I annoy

with my irritation.

See? You admit it. I admit nothing.

What is going on with you? Why are you being so impossible?

Shannon and I are fine.

I mean, are you being competitive about me?

No. I have no reason to be competitive over you. You're my daughter.

I feel like whatever I say or do is wrong.

That's not true.

You're right sometimes.

Wow. Sometimes.

That's huge.

I'll take it.

So, Zach, listen, I want to talk to you about this whole, like, test results

thing. Because it doesn't...

It doesn't really matter to me. You don't have to have this conversation.

Just humor me, okay?

All right, yeah.

You have a real father out there, and you're going to find him. There's no

question in my mind you're going to find him. But I just want you to know that

until that happens, I'm totally on deck for you, all right?

Thanks.

You. You did it. I'm so proud of you.

You are?

You've got that face.

I deserve it, right?

I know, I don't say it enough.

I'm jealous.

I mean, you're on this great new career adventure and... I don't know.

You don't know what? What?

I mean, I was a hockey player.

I am a hockey player.

And then with you, I was the reality star. Okay.

And it's just you, you, you.

Stop. But now you're onto this. So what am I, what do I do? It's not supposed to

be you or I.

I want it to be we.

I'm trying.

Yeah.

I just wish you didn't have to try.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, man. Yeah, I heard about Zach.

Yeah. How'd you get those wires crossed? Yeah, I have no idea.

You recognize her, right?

Yeah. Right?

Yeah, I think I do remember her. Mind you, those seasons were a bit of a blur.

Yes, they were.

Is this the legacy TV?

You know, Steve Sanders never did pay this thing forward.

Oh, really?

Yeah. You know, one of my first jobs was on 90210. Do you remember?

Yeah. You don't remember, do you? I played Kelly's cousin, and you were

on me. I was?

Yeah, but I rebuffed you. No, you rebuffed Steve. That's true.

Clearly the part was poorly written.

Babe, I need to tell you something.

You're aware how many twists and turns have occurred in our marriage whenever

you need to tell me something.

Just listen, okay?

You know that the woman I introduced you to today, Christine?

The one you slept with.

You knew.

I suspected.

That's funny. I wasn't that jealous. I'm not even sure why.

Because she's not a guy? Well, that's not something I need to worry about, is

it? I don't want you to worry about anything.

I'm sorry.

You have to stop apologizing, Gab.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm just... You know, I'm just confused, and I... I don't know.

I don't know how long.

I don't know if it's going to be okay.

I know.

You are my best friend.

Hey, made it.

I thought you were sitting this one out to be with Camille.

Yeah, I was.

And now I'm not.

Huh.

Everything okay? Is she all right?

She's all right.

And I'll be all right eventually.

It was never going to work.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, me too.

Where's Bodyguard?

Oh, that was never going to work either.

He adored you.

If only that were enough.

You are a lot of work.

Yes, I am.

But I'm worth the effort.

Hello, legacy.

Hey, great getting reacquainted. Yeah, I am so happy that it worked out for us

this time around.

We should get together back in L .A. I would love that.

Anna.

Hey, I'm so glad I was invited.

This is Anna. None of this would have happened if it hadn't been for her.

She never gave up. Oh, well, of course she didn't.

She's my daughter.

That's a beautiful dress.

Thank you.

You look handsome. Thank you.

Is everything any better with Shay?

Marriage is tricky, you know. Sometimes it's really good and then there are

times where you wake up next to somebody and you think, who the hell are you?

I've been there.

I am there.

You ever second guess yourself and think,

Maybe I should have married someone that, uh, to better fit.

Honestly? Mm -hmm.

Sometimes I do.

So do I.

Tor? What are you wearing?

Oh, my God.

You said you were going to wear blue. You said you were wearing green, so I

thought it was safe. I'm sick of green. You said you were going to wear blue.

I'm sick of blue.

The popcorn show's about to start.

You feel the fire?

Incoming.

Oh, Shan.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, my shaman told me that nobody was going to be

wearing red. Like, no one.

90210, Cass, we're ready for you. Oh, you're going to wait.

Okay. So, um, which of us is going to change?

I changed last night. That's why I'm wearing white.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Really brings me back.

But listen, ladies, we have way bigger problems than your prom dresses.

There is going to be a ton of press after this, so there's things you guys

to know.

Now? Really? I mean... First of all, we are going to entirely reshoot the pilot.

So there's that.

We are going to replace Anna, because let's face it, she was in way over her

head. An entirely new guest cast. I'm sorry, Jenny. Maybe we can find

else for Kyler.

And the network has no money, so we're going to be shooting in Canada.

Canada? I don't like Canada.

We're going to shoot this show in Canada?

Guys, now's not the time to get precious about zip code, okay?

And we can't afford to bring all seven of you back.

But that's a conversation for a different day, right? So suck it up, get

asses out there, and sparkle.

Just like me.

90210 cast, we're ready for you. Oh, you've got to wait.

Beverly Hills 90210 launched our network, and now they're back.

Thank you.

Thank

you.