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Previously on BH90210. About the reboot. Part of my agreeing to do it is having

Andrea explore her sexuality.

You look like you could just charm your way out of everything.

Something my wife constantly reminds me of. The one you just cheated on?

Set up some cameras around the house so I can catch her cheating. In the

kitchen, living room, the bedroom.

I'm pregnant?

I did discover a pre -existing fertility issue.

Have a good night, guys. Drive safe.

I hope I'm not too late.

Sorry, ma 'am. We closed at midnight.

Maybe you can make an exception for an old friend.

I make all kinds of exceptions for old friends.

What are you looking for, Kel?

I was in the mood for a midnight snack. Something sweet?

Something hot.

You really know how to satisfy a girl's hunger.

The hell? God!

Don't worry, man.

The baby's not yours.

I'm home.

Hey.

Or shall I say, we're home.

Welcome back.

It winded. My feet hurt.

And I just want a long, hot bath.

You all right? Yeah, I'm just thinking about the baby.

Wondering if we're going to have a boy or a girl. If it's going to have a

beautiful smile.

Or yours.

No, I don't think that's going to happen.

Turns out that kick in the nuts was a real kick in the nuts.

I can't have kids.

Because of the injury?

No.

It was a pre -existing condition.

Nothing to do with the injury at all.

Are they sure?

Yeah.

They're sure.

I'll be at Gabby's.

Jason. Jason. Okay, okay. I messed up.

It was an accident.

Accidental unprotected sex.

That's your excuse? I was in New York with the Charlize movie, and I was under

so much stress.

I just... I had one too many kamikazes.

Were you ever going to tell me?

It was the...

I assumed the baby was yours. I just didn't want to... Didn't want to what?

Hurt me?

It doesn't change

how I feel about you. How could it not, Kim?

You say you're into women now and I'm not a woman. I want you to be a woman. I

love you. I love being with you. I love who you are.

What is it? Are you bored?

I'm not bored. You are my best friend.

And your husband, Gabrielle. I'm your husband.

Yes, you're my husband.

But when she kissed me, it was electric. And it was just too strong. I can't

ignore that.

People are attracted to other people all the time.

We're grown -ups. We have to make choices. This is not about choices. It

side of myself I have not dealt with, and I want to. I don't know how I feel

about this, but I don't want to have an open marriage.

It's not about an open marriage.

This is something I need to explore.

Then explore.

but I'm not going to sit around hiding away while you do it.

Babe, have you seen my phone? I can't find it. I'm so late.

Why? Where are you going?

To the Fox pitch.

For the reboot?

That's back on?

I don't think you told me that. Pretty sure I did.

I don't know. Maybe you were asleep or something.

Have you given any thought about how this affects us as a family? I'm doing

for our family.

You are?

I thought you were doing it because you wanted to be on a real TV show instead

of this reality crap that we've been shooting. Don't go there. No. What if

a success, huh? Guys, send my phone over here, please.

Oh, yeah. Found it. Found it. Thank you, babies.

We both found it. Oh, because that would suck, right?

We did.

What are you afraid of? That I'm going to be a success? No, I'm worried that

you're going to be gone from our house, from our kids. This is hard.

It is hard.

Come on. I'm going to go to Daddy, okay? I'm your sweetheart.

Don't worry.

I'll try not to be too successful, okay?

Bye. Be good for Daddy.

Okay, I just want to see if I understand this correctly.

Jason's directing.

Jenny's overseeing casting.

Gabby's providing story ideas.

And Ian wants to handle product integrations.

And you're all executive producers.

Great. I have a question for you. Have you reached out to Joey Tata yet?

Maybe he'd like to be the CEO of Fox. Look, if I hadn't made all these

there would be no show.

But we're going to work it out. We're all friends.

Honey, you forget I was on the show.

I know you people. And I never told you, but you were amazing as Emily

Valentine. I can't believe you gave up acting to be an executive.

None of that. No buttering me up. And oh my God, you were my fave in Chucky.

Stop, okay?

Unlike the rest of you, I grew up.

You got famous so young you never grew or evolved as people, which is so

repellent. And yet so deliciously fascinating.

Well, I do what I can.

Well, there's going to be more drama off camera than on.

And it's going to be on you.

To manage it. Are you sure you're prepared for that? I have hired an

writer. We're going to have a great script.

And social media connections, I got them all over the place. In fact, we are

trending right now. And I am going to recreate our iconic cast photo.

Great. I just want you to remember one thing.

This is a billion dollar property for Fox.

And Shannon better be on board.

Don't screw it up.

It's a reel, right?

What, that was so we all need readers?

Bananas. I keep thinking, what the hell have I done? Time warp in a good way.

I did not realize how much I missed you guys. Well, wait till you guys all read

these story pages. They're so good. Let me just talk about the fact that we were

all sent mutilated 90210 dolls. I mean, is that okay?

I'm trying to keep it positive right now. Well, I did not appreciate seeing

doll's limbs severed, but she did have great legs. Mine was beheaded and

disemboweled. Pretty sure dolls don't have bowels, but your story, that's

Oh, right.

The show must go on. So who cares if we're all dead? We'll do 90210. The

here. Isn't that what we're doing already?

Can you stop doing that? What?

Looking at me.

I just remembered a dream I had last night.

I just remembered a nightmare I had.

And I'm still having it.

I .Z., you're so late.

Where you been, man? Well, I don't even know.

Roosevelt, Viper Room, Bar 1.

It's really kind of a blur. I haven't even been home yet. That's fantastic.

You smell like pickle juice, and now we get to cuddle with you on a giant bed.

Excuse me. You mind bringing me some coffee? I'm so hungover. You're joking?

Maybe a muffin? I don't normally eat so carby, but I'm feeling like I gotta do

something. So that's not really my job?

No. Hey, I'm sorry. My mistake.

But if you see a cup of coffee, I would so, so appreciate it.

Well, you have.

You have really pretty eyes.

Z, you're sitting on all of your story pages. Just check them out. You're going

to love your character.

Yeah, I've got some juicy stuff in here, Z. Juicy? Are there some juicy muffins

over there? Can you guys both just stop saying juicy, please? This is really

gross. Steve Sanders is the CEO that you talked about? Well, he's got a suit and

there's a boardroom, so it's something business.

E, he's got an awesome sex scene in New York. He bangs some married woman after

one too many kamikazes. Steve Sanders is a good guy. He leads something like

that. Well, there's a lot to play there, is he? Comforting a high -profile

publicist whose marriage is in trouble? That's good. Uh, I'm sorry. Can I just

take the temperature of the room on this? Have kamikazes made a comeback?

Like, was there some kamikaze renaissance and I just didn't get the

there hasn't. This is bad writing.

Okay? No one's ordered a kamikaze since 1999.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Tori, I need to meet this writer right now.

This is my coffee.

Let me introduce myself.

Anna Blakemore. I'm one of the new writers on the show. Yeah, yeah. It's

meet you.

And your eyes.

Stop it with the eyes. What? Are you seriously commenting on my physical

appearance? That is so inappropriate.

Just a compliment.

And I don't want one.

When did it become inappropriate to compliment a woman? I think it was like

when it turned the corner. If I didn't compliment Stacey every hour, she'd be

all over me. Dude, you probably should have taken that as a sign. Guys, I want

you to meet Jack Carlisle, our amazing head writer, the cat.

How are you, Jack? Hi.

I'm excited to be working on this project with you guys. I think you know

wife, too.

Camille? No way.

You're married to Camille? Yeah. She did PR on a movie I wrote. You actually

think I'm going to let you write on my show, you son of a bitch? What do you

mean? I know about you and my wife. I know how you get violent.

Jay, use your words.

Why, you want some words?

This son of a bitch slept with my wife and got her pregnant.

Good words, Jay. I don't know what to do. I said it before, I don't say it

again. Group therapy.

No, she's talking about now. She doesn't know what to do now.

Uh, guys, can we just get through the chute?

Fine. But I'm coming for you, Jack.

Buckman, it's not my fault your wife wasn't being satisfied at home.

Somebody had to do something about that guy's dialogue.

Anyone know a good shrink?

Co -workers are like family. I mean, you get all the same issues.

Complicated power dynamics can breed anger and resentment.

And the only way to work through these issues is to talk about them as a group.

So, I'm glad you came to see me.

I'm sorry, that's freaking weird. Yeah, I agree.

Sorry, Carol. Oh, please.

Call me Mom.

Just kidding.

Come on, guys, give her a chance. I mean, she is a real wise man. Those

90210 were a great training ground, I mean, for observing a whole gamut of

psychopathology. Regular Harvard of dysfunction.

Yeah, no kidding.

It might be unconventional to know your therapist, but there are advantages. I

know your history, so we can just dive right in.

Tori, why don't you start? Do I have to? You scheduled the appointment, so

probably. Well, as you know, we're trying to get this reboot going, and I'm

producing it. And we have to manage a lot of personalities.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, is she allowed to interrupt me during therapy? Did that upset you,

I mean, do you want to say something to Gabby? No, no, it's fine. I just brought

us here to be proactive. I didn't mean to cut you off. Because we're spending

all our time together, and again, she just did it again. We have a lot of

bickering going on. We're coming to blows. We're actually being threatened.

Threatened how?

Just some weird fan mail. It's no big deal. I got much kinkier stuff in the

Mutilated dolls.

I'm so freaked out by it, I sent my daughter to stay with her stepdad. Sorry

it's no big deal to you, but it is to me.

Okay, guys, I talked to the network.

They're going to provide bodyguards for anyone that feels unsafe.

Great, sign me up. No, thanks.

My house is already like Fort Knox.

Yeah, I'm staying with Gabby, so I think we'll be okay. Gab will protect us. I'm

good. I'll take my chances on my own.

Dude, I saw you handle Carlisle.

And we know violence is never the answer.

The guy slept with my wife.

I'm so sorry, Jay.

Can we stop with the I'm so sorry? Why are we setting him up to be such a

victim? Such a double standard again. Why does nothing ever change? What are

even talking about? Okay, everybody just take a breath.

Okay, and just listen to each other.

So, when did you all get back into each other's lives?

When Tori got us arrested. I am sorry I messed up, but it was all around messy.

I mean, Ryan's wife cheated on him, and Jen, she had a real low point in her sex

life.

You told her.

Jason, remember, all words for all ears.

You told her?

Did you two bang?

That is...

Disgusting. Look, what goes on between them is private. You told Gabby?

And you didn't tell me? No, I didn't. Delia, why would you bring up a low

in my sex life? Because I thought we were talking about the pig farmer.

And thanks, I'm glad you don't think of me as enough of a friend that you'd even

tell me. That is really low, Tor. If I don't tell you something, there's a

perfectly good reason, other than the fact you have a big mouth. That's why.

I'm glad you all know now, because you can see Jason for what he really is. Oh,

so hurt and offended by Camille when he did the same thing. Whoa, stop coming at

me like you didn't have a part in this. Oh, I played a part in it, and I'm sorry

about that. But I'm not jeopardizing this whole thing because of my

ego so now you want to blame me for what carlisle did no i'm blaming you for

being a hypocrite thank you goodbye i've had enough what do you want to talk

about next that's a wrap for me i got my own crap to deal with nice to see you

carol i'm good awesome start guys they're just not ready for this and i

need therapy see ya hey gab well mom this was fun we made

a little progress you know baby steps yeah oh And if you need me for a cameo,

Mr. Director, just call my people.

Not a chance.

Jay? Tori.

You know, we still have some time.

Would you like to talk about something in your personal life? My insurance

wouldn't cover that.

So why is it you want to be my assistant?

Huge 90210 fan. My mom and I watch together all the time.

You look really familiar.

Are you sure we haven't met?

I think I'd remember meeting Brian Austin Green.

God, did I just say it like that?

Sorry, nerves.

Hey, babe. Keeping it together, starting now. This is my wife. Shay, this is

Zach. Hi.

She's not used to being shook. Did I do something wrong? Sorry, I did my

research. I know you're like this major league pop star. I'm not a top 40s guy.

No, it's all good.

Or... It's me again.

I'm sorry Call me back

I can try kicking my own ass, but I'm not that flexible.

Wyatt Jackson.

Your bodyguard.

So I think I'm going to hire that Zach kid.

Seems pretty sharp.

Judging by the look on your face, you don't agree with me. I don't know.

I just met him.

And so did you, for that matter.

What do you actually know about him?

There's something off about that boy.

My agency vetted him. He's practically an altar boy. That would explain his

outfit. You're just mad because he didn't geek out over you.

I don't care about that.

Hire whoever you want.

With absolutely no taste in music and fashion, but when it all goes wrong,

blame me.

I will not, because you are perfect.

I am, and that's why you married me.

I've been thinking about this, and as a queer woman, I'm very invested in your

story. Oh, not my story. You mean Andrea's story.

Right.

Well, you know, for Andrea, she's a very happily married woman, but, you know,

her kids are all grown. And she's in a new phase of life, reassessing and,

you know, open to new things and feelings.

And we're still talking about Andrea, right?

It's Andrea. I mean, you know, I'm just very close to the character.

This is about me.

This is about me. And I just, I thought that if I could have Andrea do this, I

could see how it feels.

It'll feel great.

You'll be open and free.

And I think Andrea is going to be very lucky with the ladies.

You do.

I know it.

You know, I told my husband about this, and he accused me of wanting to cheat.

This isn't about that. I didn't know how to explain that.

Well, two things can be true at once.

Which is a good thing for you to know if you're going to be bi.

You think I'm bi and not gay?

How would I know if you don't even know?

People get so hung up on these labels.

And they have a hard time differentiating between sex and

That's really good. Somebody has got to write that for Andre. I'm going to do

that. No, you're not taking note.

As an actress, why don't you try to live it?

Like method.

Are you ready for that?

I think I am.

Not below the neck, but I can work my way down.

Well, then get out there.

Hit up a bar.

Get yourself on a dating app.

Like research.

Right. Like research.

Hey, Anna.

Look, I'm sorry for whatever it is you thought I did.

For what I thought you did? Yeah, whatever I said that offended you. The

me to get you coffee part or the unsolicited opinions on my facial

Can we just talk like two humans, please?

I don't get why you got so bothered that I gave you a compliment.

I mean, what's with everyone now? Everyone who?

Well, women in general.

I just got out of a marriage and it's like the entire world changed while I

married. Apparently I can't say anything nice to women without it coming back to

bite me. I can't win. What are you trying to win?

Okay, I give up.

Just for the record, I wasn't trying to flirt with you.

I didn't intend to be inappropriate.

I was just trying to be nice. And I'm telling you, it was offensive.

Let it go.

Hey. Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

Do you trust me? Do you even have to ask?

I always have. I always will. And we haven't even talked in 20 years. Yet my

best friend. Oh, you and Jen, huh? You guys still haven't talked?

Nope. She just keeps calling me.

Here we go again.

Oh, give me a second.

Hey, babe.

Hey. They wanted to say hi. I didn't know what time you were going to be

It's mommy.

Hi, babies.

I love you.

Hey, Tori, does my butt look okay in these pants?

Hey, Tori, your 4 o 'clock's ready. Great, I'll be right there. I gotta go,

babe. Duty calls.

And your butt looks great.

Okay, well, first of all, the cast just loves all of your story ideas.

Oh, yeah.

The gang gathers back at the peach pit. That's real groundbreaking stuff you did

there. I think so. And, Jay, I know you're just going to elevate the pilot

your vision. It ain't on the page. It ain't on the stage.

Good. So we're almost there. And I know it hasn't been smooth sailing, but I

feel like we all want the same thing, to make a great TV show. So can't we just

all work together in a friendly and professional manner? Of course.

And, man, I know this has been hard on both of us. Hard?

You knocked up my wife.

Jason, no one wanted this.

Camille carrying my kid.

Can't we just let all that go and make a great TV show?

No, I can't.

I'm sorry, T, but producers have to make difficult decisions.

So decide.

Him or me.

I don't know what to do.

Everyone loves Carlisle's writing. So if we lose him, then I completely have to

start from scratch.

And then there's Jason. He's my friend, and he's a huge part of this show.

Can you even do the show without him? No, exactly.

So I need to talk Jason into being okay with Carlisle. And Brian thinks that

maybe if I just give Jay a couple days to cool off, that everything will be

fine, but I don't have that time.

Producing is so hard.

Luckily, you've got Brian.

All that sound advice from my wife.

You guys getting along?

Brian, I always got along.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Dave?

Are you jealous?

I mean, he was your boyfriend.

It's a little weird.

We dated for like five minutes 20 years ago.

Right, when you were working together.

And now you're working together again. I was 20 years old.

I'm a grown woman now with an amazing husband, fabulous kiddos.

And I'm trying so hard to prove myself as a producer.

So if there was an attraction, which there isn't, it would be a really dumb

move.

Just don't have any love scenes with them, all right?

Donna, David, can we leave that all in the past?

Fine.

If it'll make you feel better.

It would, a lot.

Hey, Charlie.

Hey. Listen, isn't there a way you could try to make this work? Please, for me?

The network loves Carlisle. If I have to replace him, it's not good.

Tori, when Camille told me she was pregnant, I was excited.

I was excited to be a dad.

I'm sorry.

Me too. So I can't be around that douchebag who took that away from me.

I get that.

That's why I called the network.

I told them I'm out unless they dump them. Wait, you called the network?

had to. I knew you weren't going to be able to do it 20 years later. You still

can't handle confrontation.

Leave it to the professionals.

Well, thanks for undermining me.

I'm a producer. I can handle confrontation.

Good. Because Christine says she's going to call you.

My husband's not doing the movie, so I'm not doing my song.

End of discussion.

Period.

Where's Bryce?

Oh, shoot. Bryce!

Bryce!

Bryce! Oh, my God. Come here, baby. Come here.

Are you okay?

What were you doing with her? I was picking up Brian's dry cleaner.

I found her at the gate. I must have left the top lock open when I came in.

Oh, my gosh. Ow.

You just made me pee in my pants a little bit.

Sorry. What are you doing here? I'm talking to you. Why haven't you called

back? Because I'm mad at you.

Oh. Well, I'm mad at you. Then why are you here? You know me. I run hot and

cold.

Why is that guy staring at us?

It's just bodyguard.

Ma 'am. He called you ma 'am. That makes me feel old.

If I knew they'd look like that, I would have gotten myself one.

Hi. I'm her friend.

Can you just, like... Flex for me or something?

No, just ignore her and go secure the perimeter, whatever it is that you do.

I'm sorry that I didn't tell you about Jason. I'm sorry I talked about your sad

sex life in front of the group. How could you not tell me about Jason? I

know. I don't want to talk about it. If I talk about it, then it makes it real.

Tor, what if I care about Jason Priestley? Oh, my God. What if

it's more than that?

How could this even be? You're so mean to him.

Part of my charm.

So what are you going to do? I don't know, but I know what I'm not going to

Sorry.

I got to go.

Okay. I love you. Bye.

Congratulations.

You somehow managed to completely sabotage the show. We're two weeks from

shooting and now we have to fire the writer?

Do you know what that means?

We'll have no script.

And we already built the friggin' peach pit.

Do we have to fire him? Don't be so naive. Of course we have to fire him.

Otherwise, we have no director.

And you know what that means? We have no leading man. Because in case you

forgot, you're the same friggin' person.

Okay, fine.

Fire him. No, that's your job.

Me?

I have to do it?

You're the network. And you're the producer. The one that chose friends

business. Okay, fine.

I will fix this.

And while you're fixing things, where are we with Shannon?

I have really tried.

She is really hard to reach.

Let me tell you something, little miss producer.

Because of you, this whole show could get shut down.

So if I were you, I'd stop complaining about how hard things are, get Shannon

that photo shoot, and put on my big girl panties, and go find some big

solutions.

Big girl panties?

She was going to fire me right there.

Well, there's an upside to this downside.

What? I've never seen you move so fast.

Stop. I can't do this. I can't fire someone.

You know I hate confrontation.

Tori, that tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinions of monkeys.

Go get him, tiger.

I do look strange.

Jack,

hi. I was wondering if I could talk.

I'd like to talk to you right now, please.

Okay. What's this about? I'm sort of busy.

I know. I'm sorry.

I'm just in the middle of writing.

It's about that.

What if David Silver had a secret affair with Mrs. Walsh after college?

Ew.

Yeah, oddly interesting.

Where does it go? Yeah, I don't know.

Maybe a love child.

Jack, this isn't working.

You had sex with our leading man's wife, and this is causing way too much

tension. This reboot is too important. You're fired, and you need to get out.

I totally get it. You do?

Wow. Okay. No hard feelings?

That probably wasn't easy for you.

Oh, you have no idea.

Yet it wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. No offense.

I'm taking it.

It's called being a producer.

Bryce just told me that she ran away yesterday. Bryce got out the front door.

literally took my eyes off of her for like one minute. One day. It was one

minute. It was my fault.

I left the top lock open when I went to get the dry cleaning. I'm sorry.

I'll be more careful in the future.

Sorry. Sorry.

How long is this going to go on? How long are you going to live here?

I'm kind of taking it day by day.

I've been thinking about a lot of things.

Okay. You can still have what you want.

Who's that?

Perimeter.

You can still be a father to that baby.

Except I'm not the father.

It's not about biology.

It's about being there.

You came all the way here just to tell me that?

Go talk to Camille. She's your wife.

Admit to her that you're no saint either.

You deserve to be happy.

I'll let you take that.

Hello? So I think I'm going to fire Zach.

You were right.

We can't trust him.

Yes, we can.

Baby, it was 100 % my fault.

I'm the one who left the door unlocked.

And I'm sitting here thinking about what if something would have happened to

her. And I'm so thankful that she's okay, and I'm thankful to you because

so good with them. I'm good with them because I'm in so deep.

It's on -the -job training.

Isn't that supposed to be instinctual?

I mean, I am their mother, right?

It is, but it isn't.

Listen, you're a great mom. You really are.

You just made a mistake, and we'll figure it out.

Okay. Hey,

Jay.

One more, Artie.

Please.

You sure about it? Yeah, just one more.

Z. Oh, Brian, I love you. I love you guys. My boys are here.

Dude, you started without us. That's insulting.

Our bartender called me, said he was hitting it pretty hard. I already did.

okay? Yeah, you all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How about we take you home? See, huh? No. That's a good idea. I don't want to

home. There's nothing there.

That's not true. I've seen your house. It's gorgeous.

Cool, jacuzzi, the whole.

Yeah, thanks. But there's nobody there to share it with.

That's the problem.

Look at all these beautiful women.

Who's going to want to date me?

Apparently I offend every woman I come across.

Buddy, you're going to be fine.

Oh, no, Jay. No, no, no. You don't understand.

The world has changed.

You'll see. You're going to want to get out there. And when you do, you're going

to find out the playing field.

It's like a minefield.

You and me, we're like dinosaurs now.

Women run from us.

Don't go complimenting any woman. Just don't do it. Don't tell them they've got

nice eyes because you're objectifying them.

Flattery's been banished.

I just don't know why.

Stacey used to love being complimented.

Flattered. Whatever it took.

She liked it. I wouldn't drink that. It made her happy.

I like making her happy.

Stacey was bad news. You dodged a bullet there.

I don't know. Maybe I played it wrong.

Mmm.

Water. Look at that. Oh, it's delicious, isn't it?

Should we go? It's good stuff.

Yeah.

Bodyguard?

Bodyguard?

Bodyguard? You really don't know my name yet?

Bodyguard is just so much more fun to say.

Why are you just lurking in the shadows?

Literally my job to lurk in the shadows. Okay, well, did you hear that noise?

What if there's somebody out there? Or somebody on the roof? What if there's

of them? One out there and one on the roof?

Why are you just standing there so calm? It's my job to be calm so I don't make

any rash decisions like attacking people with expensive art objects.

You are fine.

Take a deep breath.

Trust me, I don't do that

I know I've been giving you a hard time, but I finally got a good night's sleep

last night, knowing you were out there lurking in the shadows, scaring off the

stalkers and super criminals. So thanks for that.

Anytime.

Right. You have to do that.

I've just become one of those celebrities that only hangs out with

work for her.

Great. My shift ended 20 minutes ago.

My relief guy's already here.

Well, you should go then.

They're off the clock.

Okay then.

Or you could stay.

Not everything has to be that complicated.

Thanks for that, Wyatt.

Bodyguard has a name.

Yes, he does.

Camille!

You came home.

No, I, uh... I came to talk.

Okay.

I was... I am angry.

You have every right to be.

So do you.

I haven't been honest with you.

Something happened in Vegas.

With Jenny.

Again, thank you so much for finding Bryce.

She was doing just fine.

She's an adventurous kid now. She's crazy.

Gotta keep an eye on her.

Hey, quick question.

Why did you tell me that you were the one that left the door unlocked when you

knew that it was Shay?

I saw how bad she felt.

My mom messed up way worse than that.

Didn't mean she loved me any less.

Hey, hold on a second.

I've got something for you.

So don't let yourself in.

Thanks.

Look at me, you idiot!

Get out of here!

First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is First there

is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is

The

caterpillar sheds his skin to find a butterfly within

I came all this way to find you.

Wait.

You're not... Tori?

Sam!

There you are.

I need your help.

Oh.

You know, I can't help you.

Enlightenment, it comes from within.

No, no.

I'm doing the 90210 reboot.

And how's that going for you?

Going pretty great.

I mean, aside from a few dumb rookie mistakes on my part.

There are no mistakes, except for the ones that we don't learn from, you know?

You're so right.

And you know what I've learned from mine?

Is that I need to say what I want. And what I want...

is you to be a part of our show.

Shan, please.

Look, I know I'm not a baby tiger, or a sea lion, or an Amazon river dolphin,

but I do need rescuing.

You heard what he said.

Where the hell is Tony spelling?

I picked the wrong week. Quit vaping.

Think about the vodka, though. Am I right?

Absolutely.

How's your research going?

I downloaded the dating app, but I have not had any hits.

Okay, that?

It's an elbow.

Oh, thank God.

Really?

But why?

Because what if somebody recognizes me and leaks it to the tabloids? Look, I

have not told my kids. My friends have no idea.

And I'm sure that's why I don't have a match.

Just give me some time, okay?

Well,

here we go again.

How are you feeling about this? Well, I signed up for weekly sessions with Carol

Potter.

By the way, you were right about everything.

Oh, good.

I like being right. I know you do.

I'm happy for you.

Brian.

Brian, thanks for playing clean up the other night. I know it wasn't pretty.

dude, no problem.

Hi.

You know what?

Let's just start over. Sure.

Happy to. I can understand that your archaic behavior might not be your

Thanks. So moving forward, I'm going to institute some specific rules so that we

all have boundaries.

Oh, good. You'll institute some rules.

I'm the new head writer.

I'll be replacing Jack Carlisle.

Brian, I'm actually starting on your new character arc. I love how sweet David

and Donna always were. Thank you. Now it's time to get it hot and heavy. I

the fans are just going to go crazy.

Sorry, I'm late.

No. This is not going to work. Maybe you could just do some retouching later,

but please don't go overboard, like maybe somewhere between Kylie Jenner and

Cher. No.

No amount of retouching is going to fix the mistakes that you've made.

Hey, guys.

Tori said that you might be needing my help.

Well, hello.

Oh, hello.

Spelling? I don't know how you pulled this off, but I'm impressed.

Well, maybe.

Because I'm a good producer.

Kath?

Let's do this.

Ryan, you're down. All right, let's do it.

It's actually kind of nice to be back.

The connection is made.