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Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Silver.

Have a booth.

Thanks.

Whoa, what are you doing? I'm not your waitress. I told you when we bought this

place, Kel. Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty.

Do you remember when we used to make out to the song underneath the bleachers? I

do. I do. Why do you think I sampled it for that Jay -Z track?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Oh, hi.

Here you go.

Hey. Watch out, buddy. I love it when we're all together.

Oh, I don't know about that one.

No, I like to exchange this egg.

You want to exchange an egg?

Oh, wait. Brenda wanted me to order a

slice of pie.

I thought Brenda was in London.

Sorry. Wait, it's not cheating if you dream of kissing your ex -boyfriend,

right? Uh, no.

Just like it's not murder if you dream about killing your ex -husband.

Tell me you're not Instagramming that.

Us, on our way to our 90210 30th reunion and these drunk yahoos in the backseat.

Instagold. Smile.

You are out of control.

No, but I'm out of his money.

This is going to help.

All these bills.

$842 for Mommy and Me Yoga?

Great. We can't do that anymore.

Namaste here.

We took him out to sleep.

Oh, right.

Save it for when the cameras are rolling, okay? That's not what I meant.

All right, guys, let's wrap it up. I thought we were ready to go. Wait, no,

no. What?

Excuse me.

What's happening? The show just got canceled.

You've milked your brand from every angle. The network says there's no more

story.

No more story? Can you believe that? Stuff just keeps happening to me. And

when I think things are slowing down, boom, I fall in a bocce.

Oh, I love that about you. So that's why I have a meeting set up next week. I'm

going to sell the network on another season of Tori and Nate Spelling the

I thought it got canceled.

Yeah, but I need that paycheck.

Mom's got six kids.

Do you know how much college bribery money I'm going to need?

Can't Nate get a job?

Hopefully. He has an audition for an NHL announcer tomorrow.

I'm just hoping his voice is as good as a slap shot used to be. But at least

this reunion is going to cover our bills for the month.

Excuse me, why is there no room on this plane?

It's called Coach.

What is it called?

Coach.

Hi, babe. Hey, I don't mean to bug you, but don't forget that Bryce has that...

That late date tomorrow.

Oh, thank you so much. Oh, my goodness. I couldn't do it without my incredible

husband, Brian.

He is my rock. The best dad on the planet. All of that.

I got this.

Focus on you, babe. This weekend is all about you.

Please. It's a 90210 event.

You know, it's going to be a thunderdome of girl drama.

You're not going to be there by yourself.

Who else is going with you?

Ian's going, for sure.

Love's a good convention.

Gives him a chance to meet his fans and build his brand.

Hey. I am, honey. I am posting that you're selling our book at the 90210

reunion. Oh, good. You know what? Don't break it. Hashtag sweat together, get

together. Oh, yes.

That's great.

Can't believe I have to do this without you by my side.

I just thought of a new class.

Fit, fun, flirty, dirty.

How could one person be so smart, creative, and beautiful all at the same

Can't wait to show you off in Vegas.

Don't hate me, but...

What? Hold on.

What? Why not?

Because I'm auditioning for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Shut the front door.

Baby!

Don't get too crazy in Vegas.

Don't worry.

Gabby's coming.

Oh, honey, I miss her so much.

Three days old, and I leave her. What was I thinking?

Congratulations, Grandma.

I want to talk to you about that G word.

Yeah. This is going a little bit fast for me.

So if you don't mind, I, at least for now, would like her to call me Gabby.

Yeah, Gabby might be a little confusing for her because me, Gabrielle.

You named her after me.

Oh, I've got to go. It's the office.

Gabrielle here.

Impartial? Of course I can be impartial. That's my duty as president of the

Actors Guild of America. I've got to protect actors when they make a

What's going on?

Are you kidding?

Who's the director?

I'm going to kill him.

I can't believe you're making me do this. Jason, it's my job as your

You're my wife.

Not right now.

This is business.

And you did it yourself.

Cut it!

Okay, guys, let's cut.

Jazz, buddy.

Take it a little deeper. I need you to make the audience feel your regret when

you tell Cassidy... I was saving the city. I don't give a crap about Cassidy.

And I don't need acting advice from you.

Just go stand on your mark. Bro, you're a pit -up boy for horny teenage girls,

okay? Just get over yourself.

All you'll ever be is Brandon Walsh.

No one's going to want to finance the

indie film of a rage -filled director who punches out his lead actors.

Use this reunion as a chance to remind people how much they love Jason

Priestley, America's golden boy.

Sexy Brandon Walsh.

Think you can do that for me?

Oh, thank you.

Hey, uh, listen.

Don't say anything about Mark, okay?

I don't need everybody knowing about failed marriage number three.

I can already hear the clickbait. From America's sweetheart to sad spinster.

No, stop. You're gorgeous. He's an idiot for leaving you.

What the hell was you thinking?

What the hell was I thinking?

Mom, the drama.

Can't you just throw his stuff in the garbage?

Yeah, but it's not nearly as satisfying.

He said I'm too aggressive.

Makes me want to bash his brains in.

I'm not in the right space to be around all these people.

It's going to be fine.

Silver lining, Shannon won't be there.

But Jason will. I love Jason.

Of course, he's America's golden boy. Whatever.

Watch your step, please.

Vegas! Vegas!

Vegas! Vegas!

$40, a t -shirt, and we don't see a dime.

No wonder I can't pay my rent.

Well, we made it.

May I help you?

Yep. We're checking in for the reunion panel.

Name?

Jenny Garth.

Jenny Garth.

I'm on the show that's having the big reunion party.

Kelly Taylor. So is the reservation under Garth or Taylor?

My name?

It's Jenny Garth. I play Kelly Taylor on the show.

Oh, that's you.

Yeah. Oh, you look so much older than her. Um, if I could just see some ID, I

could figure out which name the reservation is under.

You want to see my ID?

Yeah, here's her ID, right here.

Sorry, she has a little blood sugar.

Come here.

Can I talk to you for a second? I'm going to destroy this place on

I get that you're edgy. I feel edgy, too. In fact, I didn't think I was going

be this nervous. I am so nervous.

I haven't seen Brian in almost 20 years. I'm kind of freaking out a little bit.

Okay. He's married.

You're married. You guys both have kids. And I understand that, but we still

have a history. I lost my virginity at him.

On the show.

Life imitates art, remember?

Oh, right. Yeah. Okay, just breathe.

I feel like I'm sweating so bad. Do I smell?

Oh, no.

God, I stink. I didn't want to say anything. Okay, I got to go to the room.

going to freshen up and... Nope, he's right there.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to switch out. Oh, there he is.

Oh, God.

Yeah!

This is weird.

Come on, we're all thinking it.

I like that the anniversary brought us together. I can't believe that we are

here. I wish that were true.

Well, it's so great to see all you guys.

Come here, you.

Give me some of that. I want some of that.

My wife said she killed her on the red carpet. Yeah, she is a red carpet

assassin.

Hi, Gab. Hey, Gab. Hey. How are you?

So I, uh, I had to hear about this from the guild.

Yeah, it's, um, it's my dialing hand.

Does it hurt?

Yeah. Good.

Oh, really?

So how's Jack?

Mark. Mark. How's Mark?

Fine. Good. Happy to hear that.

Jen?

You know I'm not a hugger.

So later, man.

No? Hey, Tor.

Hey!

Did you see that?

Yeah. After 20 years, hey, Tor. Two words, that's all I get. Oh, my God! Oh,

God! Oh, my God, it's them!

Oh, it's go time. Come on.

At least she's got my shirt on.

Oh, boy.

All right.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I'm just a little stressed, that's all.

I haven't done this in 20 -plus years, so I just don't want to say something

stupid, look like an idiot.

You remember our little good luck ritual?

Come on, you remember.

The one before big scenes we got nervous we would do.

This one?

That totally works. It doesn't look very cool, but it works.

Little secret.

I originally started doing that to do a breath check before our kissing scene.

Nice. Thank you.

You got this.

Here we go.

Okay, showtime.

Let's do it.

Is she going to do that teacher clap the whole time?

So all those make -out scenes, did any of the

romance spill off camera?

We could put a little village, probably.

Yeah, but we don't kiss and tell.

Now you're just teasing us.

Let's turn this over to the audience. Any questions?

Yeah, right over there. Go ahead.

Andrea Zuckerman was my favorite character on TV in the 90s.

What did you like most about playing Andrea?

You know what? Andrea was strong and intelligent, and she stayed true to

herself. So I guess I'm trying to aspire to that in my own life as well.

Next question.

Hi, Brian.

Hi. I was just wondering, do you know when Shay's new album is going to drop?

I try not to get involved in her music career, but I am her number one fan.

Any other questions that do not involve my wife?

Thought so.

Which one of you guys was Leap Like Your Character on 90210?

Oh, that kid over there. Right there.

Me? Yes, you.

Brandon Wells was squeaky clean, but this guy, I mean, he's a little hot

-headed. Oh, right.

That. Okay, yes, I might have lost my temper on set. I'll admit it. Violence

never the answer, but suffice it to say, I always pick up for the little guy.

Yeah, himself.

Question for Brian.

I've been watching the show with my mother. Your character was always kind

outsider. Yes.

Were you that way in real life? Yes.

Still am. Still am. I have a wife and three daughters, so the chances are I'm

going to be an outsider for quite some time.

You know, I think Brian would agree that being married to a brilliant woman is

really exciting.

I thank my lucky stars every day that I found my soulmate, Stacy.

She's developed this brand that is just incredible. In fact, people, she's just

come out with a book. She and I.

If you haven't seen it, you really all need to pick it up.

Hashtag sweat together, get together.

Hi, my question's for Jenny.

Whose romantic life has had more ups and downs, yours or Kelly's? Well, we've

both been burned.

And I just want to say I'm so sorry to hear about you and your husband.

Excuse me? I just heard on TMZ that he's filing for divorce.

You know what?

Jen's a really private person, and we should all respect that.

But me, I'm an open book, so you guys can ask me whatever you want.

I just want to ask a question I think we all want to know. Do any of you know

what the heck Shannon's up to these days? Have you talked to her?

I haven't spoken to her in a while. No, me neither. I have not.

All right, we are in luck because as we speak, a very special person is live

streaming on Instagram. Should we check in?

Surprise! And so one of our rangers found this little guy.

He was all alone, starving, his mother killed by poachers.

But never fear, you guys, because he's here with me now, and when he's ready.

We're going to release them back out in the wild.

Donations really help. You can send those to positivelyshannon .org. That's

-W.

I thank you.

The Tigers thank you.

That was a surprise.

What? That Shannon's moved on with her life and is saving the world? Or that my

marriage ended?

Because either way, woo -hoo!

I feel like a fool.

We need to change our flight. I can't stay here tonight.

Uh, I have a plane.

Oh, yeah.

It'll be ready to go in like four hours.

Fully stocked bar, tons of seats.

Great. But I can't wait four hours for a drink.

I know, isn't she perfect?

Look at her again. Between complete adoration and then utter shock that I'm

grandmother, okay? I can't believe I'm a grandma.

I can't believe you're a grandma.

I know, me either.

Well, you did it the right way because you had your kids early and now you can

enjoy life. Me? I did thoughts that way.

Here's my youngest three.

Oh, Tori.

So cute.

Thank you.

What about you, Jay? Are you and Camille going to have a family?

We tried a while ago, but work got crazy and we decided not to have kids. I

guess my indie film will have to be my baby.

No dirty diapers, but lots of whiny actors.

I feel for you, Jay. I can't wait to have kids with Stacey.

She's just younger and she wants to develop her career first.

Marriage is compromise, right?

I'm real proud of her for leading with this. Check this out. Pow, pow.

Bam. Oh.

Right?

Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. It doesn't bother you at all to have your

on a giant billboard with all that spray -tanned flesh?

Look, we've got a great relationship, right? It's like the perfect marriage.

I always know she's coming home today, so it's a big deal.

Yeah, I'm going to need another one of these.

Hey,

cut it out.

Why don't you come in?

Maybe.

Why don't you make me?

You should.

Hi. Hi. She's with me. No, I'm not. Can I take you for a second?

Girl talk.

What?

What are you doing?

I'm going to have a roll in the hay with that hot pig farmer.

Are you sure?

Yes. They're a special breed of heritage pigs that he raises humanely.

It's a premium product.

But you're a vegan.

Not today.

Okay, look. Just come hang out with us. We'll have another drink. Okay. Look at

me. Yeah.

I am Ziering.

Has, like, the perfect marriage.

I'm 0 for 3. I need to, at the very least, know that I can get a pig farmer

want to. Okay.

Wait.

I'm back.

You're back.

Yeah.

Hi,

babe. Hey.

Guess who got the job offer?

No way.

Tell me everything.

When does it start? What's your pay?

I don't know. I didn't take it.

What? Why, babe?

Babe, it's a local network affiliate job.

That's like being stuck in the minors when you know you're destined for the

leagues.

Yeah.

Babe, I gotta go. I'll call you back.

Hey.

Hey.

Family stuff?

Yes.

How's it going?

Awesome.

She's got it all covered. Kids are having a great time. Apparently she had

bribe Bryce with backstage passes to BTS just to say hi to me.

Felt really good.

Just be happy she's holding down the fort.

My husband's not holding down anything.

Not even a job.

Do you want to do shots?

Yes, please.

90210 fan and bartender.

A true renaissance woman.

Now you're flattering me.

Oh, that looks good.

Now it's yours.

Thank you.

Cheers.

I have to come clean about something.

Andre Zuckerman wasn't just my favorite character.

She was also my first crush.

Are you surprised? I mean...

The Suzy Orman blazers, the pantsuits, total sapphic symbols, huh?

Yeah, well, it was network TV in the 90s, and there was no way they were

to let Andrea go there.

What about Gabrielle?

Have you ever let yourself go there?

Cheers. Cheers.

I have a question for you.

Brian Austin Green. Is it about my wife?

Nope. All right.

So you are a great stay -at -home dad.

But do you ever miss the spotlight?

I don't know. Even if I did, nobody misses me.

That's not true.

I've missed you.

You're yours, sir.

I love you too, honey.

So crazy. I just

have the strongest craving for bacon.

You know, it's not just for breakfast anymore. Some people call it meat candy.

Well, I do have a sweet tooth.

Mm -hmm.

How about we go somewhere we can be alone, Kelly?

What's wrong?

Nope.

It's Jenny.

Pick firmer.

Great.

Hey. Take a seat.

I know you're not a hugger, but it looked like you could use one.

Thanks. Yeah.

Cheers.

How the hell did we end up here?

My odyssey began with an audition at the manor.

Do you ever wonder what our lives would be like if we hadn't done that show?

Every single day.

People see me and they think I'm Kelly Taylor or no one.

They have no idea who I really am.

I know who you really are.

You're Jenny Garth.

The smart, fierce woman I went to work with every day for ten years.

You were there for eight.

Technically, I left four episodes into the ninth season, but that's not the

point.

Jen, not to objectify you, because I know you hate that. You do.

Yeah, I do.

But I see you.

All of you.

On the side.

I got it, I got it.

Oh. I got it.

Wow.

Kill me now.

And for the record, I was going to say something nice.

Exactly what is it about me that bugs you so much?

There are plenty of people who think I'm not so bad.

That.

That right there.

Yes. I always thought you could just charm your way out of everything.

Well, it's not that I just thought it. I mean, I actually did.

Oh, I know. And the more partying and womanizing you did, the more people

you. Me, if I wore the wrong nail polish color, I was a slut.

Nothing's changed since.

Yeah, okay, Jenny, I get it.

Double standard. That sucks. But not my fault.

Look, there have been consequences for me, too.

I'm stuck being a TV director.

I can't get my indie feature financed. But all of that is for stuff you

did. Yeah, that may be true.

Something my wife constantly reminds me of. Your wife? The one you just cheated

on? Which you'll probably get away with, too.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Plane's leaving town.

Boomerang, Boomerang.

On three.

Whenever you're ready. Hey, set on three.

Want to split it?

No. Oh, thank God. I didn't really mean that.

Let me see. Okay. What? Look at that.

I can't even pay my bills.

And yet that show is still cashing in on our faces.

I understand.

I mean, your dad produced the show. How did you not get any money?

Welcome to my life.

Okay, now I'm on a dog.

What are you doing?

Come on! Wait!

Wait!

That's my face!

I want compensation!

Well, you seem a little crazy right now, Tor.

This?

This is my dress.

And you, Fry, why aren't you helping me? I helped you earlier when you were

nervous. And you popped my cherry. Oh, okay.

Settle down. It was only on a TV show.

And you, calendar girl, I told my dad to cast you. If it wasn't for me, you'd be

tapping maple syrup and chasing mooses.

All right, let's go. So you guys get your asses.

Can you take this? Can you go live?

Thank you.

Slug.

Did you fulfill a teenage fantasy of mine?

That depends.

Oh! Tori, this is a lie. They're not getting in there. You'd have to break

Oh.

Oh. No, I was kidding. I was kidding.

Cory, Cory, I was kidding.

I was kidding.

Did you get that?

Are you crazy?

Oh, my God.

Here.

I have to go. I left the kids unsupervised.

Just know it's not a good time.

What?

Oh, Lord.

She put it on.

Look at me now, bitches.

Look, you guys.

Can you believe this? No, can't believe it. I know.

I'm the same exact dress size I was in high school. Thanks to Spanx. Three

pairs, but I got them up. Nice work.

You guys, I know I'm a little tipsy. Shut up. Don't say a word. Okay, you

in my eye.

This is not the alcohol speaking.

I just want you to know I forgot how much I love all of us together.

That was fun, wasn't it? That was fun, right? It was fun. So much fun.

It was so much fun. So much fun. And I got our dress back.

That's not our dress.

Yeah, it is.

This dress belongs to all of us.

Because this symbolizes everything that we created together.

You.

And you.

And you.

And you.

Thanks.

And you!

I'm down here, Tor. Oh, sorry.

And you.

And me.

And Shannon. And Luke.

Well, we're not all going to be here forever.

But we made something that will be.

To Lou. To Lou.

I love you guys.

Great story.

I'm going to use the bathroom.

Watch that dress.

Sorry. This is insane.

I can't get it off.

Oh, look. It's Stacy FaceTiming Ryan. Oh, bring it over here. I want to see

Come on. I don't see it. Hey, Tori.

You have to hit answer.

Swipe it to answer. Oh, right, right.

Hey. Oh.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's so loud. I don't want to see that. No, no, no.

Push mute.

Hey.

Is that my phone?

Mm -hmm.

Don't. No, don't.

I'm sorry, bud. I don't need your pity.

It's not pity.

We feel bad.

You want to feel bad about something?

I feel bad about your nuts.

The ones your wife keeps in her purse. Oh, come on. You guys stop, all right?

don't want to say anything we're going to regret.

Gabby, why do you always feel the need to comment on something that doesn't

concern you? Really? Really? You just need to calm down. Jenny, you're going

give me marital advice? I don't think so. Oh, my God.

Ian, I get it. This sucks, but don't take it out on us.

Oh, you're right. I should just go punch somebody in the face. That's the way to

handle it, right, Jay? Hey, hey, that was a workplace dispute.

These things happen. You guys, stop fighting. We're all mature adults here.

the woman wearing a stolen hoop skirt.

Excuse me? I am entitled to what belongs to me. I have six mouths to feed. How

could you grow up with every advantage in life and still struggle to support

your kids?

It's mind -boggling to me.

Okay, it's not Tora's fault that she lacks basic life skills. I mean, she's

normal. She can't function in a normal environment. It's like letting a zoo

animal out into the wild.

Really?

I was sticking up for you. We'll stop.

Please prepare the cabin for landing.

Oh, no, we're landing. We've got to get out of here. Yeah, we've spent enough

time together.

Yeah, we did.

And that was enough.

Hey, what are those lights down there? The paparazzi?

Oh, no, that's not paparazzi.

The cast of 90210 has been arrested for live streaming the destruction of

private property and grant larceny and then transporting the stolen goods

state lines.

90210, daddy.

Yeah, I have no idea what that is.

Why,

are you mad at me?

I'm mad hot for a sexy daddy that belongs to me.

I love you.

Whoops.

Hey.

My second jailbird.

I missed you. Hi, baby.

You okay?

Yeah. Long night of fighting off the sweetheart of cell block C.

How was your audition?

Oh, great, but so exhausting.

After that, I pretty much stayed in bed.

Well, hope you had a good time.

Now, would you look at that? Behind bars, just like a Grammy.

Gab.

Honey, you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. You know, I... I did something new this weekend.

I never spent the night in the clink before.

You guys are everywhere. This one site even dubbed you guys Oceans 90210.

Which I can spin.

Hey, uh, Cam.

Something I need to tell you.

Well, there's something I need to tell you, too.

I think we both know what the problem is here.

I mean, we have barely been in the same city for the last two months.

And I think I have a solution.

I'm pregnant.

You're what?

I think... I know.

It happened.

What do you mix the glitter with?

Hey, Jeff, it's Brian. I think I'm ready to get back to work.

Brian Austin Green.

Hey, how's it going?

I know it's been a while. Sorry.

Yeah, any...

Put on the credit card.

I love that you think we fill up credit cards.

If I can't convince the network to not cancel our show, I don't know what we're

going to do.

We're going to figure it out.

Right?

We always do.

Yeah.

We always do.

Look at it, Beckham.

Callie!

Brenda, hi.

Hi. You remember my brother?

Nate? Yeah. They're watching 90210?

Well, yeah, they wanted to know what Mommy was doing in Vegas, so I thought

was better than telling them you were in prison.

They're getting bored. Don't worry. Hi.

Look, Mom, Tuna and Jenny, did you know that you were in a TV show together?

Working on my back. I spent all last Saturday lying on it, so my tan is

totally... Yeah, baby.

Before you say anything...

I'm sorry.

I was a dick last night. I wasn't trying to be insensitive.

That's what I love about you.

You don't have to try.

I love you too.

Hey, schmooze.

Say hi to Aunt Jenny. I don't care.

Okay, does this mean you're going to help me think of some new reality show

ideas?

As your friend, no, I'm not.

I don't want you wasting your time on that crap anymore.

So, what am I going to do?

Tor? Oh, my God.

It's right in front of us.

Like, it's literally, it's right in front of us. Come get up, get up.

Come here.

Look.

I think about all the stuff that went down this weekend.

Yeah, I did. And then I ate an edible.

90210. This is the time to do a reboot.

No. No. Have you lost your mind?

Maybe.

Wasn't Vegas enough punishment? And that was without Shannon.

What is the

thing that that guy said? You can't go home again.

What guy? I don't know. Some guy. I only went to fake high school.

Maybe you can.

Maybe going back is just what we all need to move forward.

Say hello.

Oh, really? I'll tell him that.

We're so young.

Welcome to your dream cook.