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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:15,860 You guys are so dramatic. 2 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:28,000 I heard you were sneaking around our gate. 3 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,440 Trying to find a way out, eh? 4 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:32,580 Cute. 5 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,080 Have a seat. 6 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,520 I insist. 7 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:39,960 Hey! 8 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,280 You know... 9 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:49,900 This gun was handcrafted in 1862 during the American Civil War, designed 10 00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:55,840 specifically for dueling, when things get up close and personal when you're at 11 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:56,960 war with your neighbor. 12 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,620 The bullets are tiny. Don't do shit. 13 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,440 I could say the same about you. 14 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:05,180 And I'm surprised you'd leave us. 15 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:08,180 I thought for sure you'd want to watch your friends in the final round. 16 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,280 Those losers aren't my friends. 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,660 Fuck them. And fuck you, you weirdo. I just want to get out of here. 18 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:16,320 You are delightful. 19 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:20,460 And I would wish you bon voyage. 20 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:26,020 But you've got to peek at something you shouldn't have. 21 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,760 I didn't see anything. 22 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,720 Good. There is nothing to see. 23 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:33,500 Maybe that's why I didn't see it. 24 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:34,419 See what? 25 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:35,420 Exactly. 26 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,640 Oh, and if it's all the same, I'd like to have you as my guest for the final 27 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:43,640 round. 28 00:01:44,420 --> 00:01:45,520 Just to be safe. 29 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:51,080 It'd be my fucking pleasure. 30 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:54,420 Thunderbolt! 31 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:58,760 Rise and shine! 32 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:03,880 The final round of the tournament is here. In honor of your last morning as 33 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,320 guest, I've arranged a special treat. 34 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,400 Who loves breakfast? 35 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,260 All righty, let's do bacon and cheddar on the first one. On the second one, 36 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,080 let's go a little more intercontinental. 37 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,980 So let's do mushy, feta, and... Oh, is that pesto? Oh, yeah, let's do that. 38 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,440 And for you, cheese. 39 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:30,540 Not so much to say now that all your little buddies are gone, huh? I can make 40 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,540 new buddies. 41 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:35,020 But you only had one, and now it's gone. 42 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:44,940 would want me to kill you and i will in his honor god you're a 43 00:02:44,940 --> 00:02:51,280 fool you've had it in for me ever since i came to blackfield blackfield was my 44 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:56,000 asylum i was the most popular murderer and then you show up like king shit of 45 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:01,400 fuck mountain nobody steals my spotlight oh i'm gonna be stealing a lot more 46 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,940 than that when this is all said and done 47 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,320 It's going to be a pleasure to finally put you in the ground. 48 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:09,980 Yeah, I bet you think you're going to suck me inside of you. And I'm telling 49 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:13,920 right now, it ain't happening. I don't want you inside of me. I want you dead. 50 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,920 Your omelet, sir. 51 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:18,260 Oh, is that a salsa bar? 52 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:20,700 Me, I'm hungry. 53 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,590 how much better sex in a bed is. 54 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:38,390 Should we tell them? 55 00:03:39,070 --> 00:03:41,550 All I know is you couldn't hit that angle in roadkill. 56 00:03:46,790 --> 00:03:47,448 Hey, 57 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:55,410 where 58 00:03:55,410 --> 00:03:56,410 are you going? 59 00:03:57,950 --> 00:03:58,950 Come back. 60 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:01,110 For all we know, the tournament can start tomorrow. 61 00:04:01,670 --> 00:04:02,890 You should try and relax. 62 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:04,390 I just... 63 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,410 I need to be ready. 64 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:09,330 I feel like I'm standing at the edge of a cliff. 65 00:04:09,810 --> 00:04:11,690 Yeah, my stomach is all twisted, too. 66 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:18,810 Look, if you worry we're not going to win... It's not that. 67 00:04:20,529 --> 00:04:22,230 I'm worried what it'll take to win. 68 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:26,150 We knew Calypso wasn't going to make it easy on us. 69 00:04:27,590 --> 00:04:31,970 That's what makes your wish, our wish, worth it. 70 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:39,960 But if we both make it through this... John, if we both make it, that means we 71 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:45,060 each gotta get through Raven and Sweet Tooth and Grimm. I know it sounds 72 00:04:45,060 --> 00:04:47,880 impossible. That's putting it lightly. The odds are against us. 73 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,120 Fuck the odds. 74 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,220 We keep fighting until we don't have to anymore. 75 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,580 That's all we can do. 76 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:58,740 Right? 77 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:00,640 We keep fighting. 78 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:06,000 Huh. I noticed you didn't mention Mike or Stu. 79 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,040 Oh, yeah. Maybe we can win. 80 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:35,800 We're almost at the finish line. 81 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,500 This is it. 82 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,360 That's all I got left of Dave. 83 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:08,780 It was simple, but also complex, you know? 84 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,900 Anyway, made a full rest as he lived. 85 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:14,940 Chill as hell. 86 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:19,580 Are you sure? 87 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,240 Yes. 88 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,560 It's the only way. 89 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,640 You do it. 90 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:26,420 Not strong enough. 91 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 It's done now. 92 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,820 I know Dave was an eater of man. 93 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,780 He probably would have eaten my ass, too. 94 00:06:52,940 --> 00:06:57,540 When I was alone out there, man, he... He had my back. 95 00:06:58,500 --> 00:06:59,700 I should have come back for you. 96 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,220 I was a coward. 97 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,820 My best friend was probably murdered, and I just sat there and let it happen. 98 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:10,980 Never again, dude. 99 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,200 I'd fucking die for you, Mike. 100 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:16,530 I won't lose you again. 101 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:19,450 We ain't dying today. 102 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:21,750 Go get that wish. 103 00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:23,290 Hell yeah, we are. 104 00:07:26,190 --> 00:07:26,969 Fuck you. 105 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:27,970 Bring it here, man. 106 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:31,630 I'm sorry. 107 00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:33,690 It's okay. Love you, brother. I love you, too. 108 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:35,930 We need to let May down easy. 109 00:07:36,530 --> 00:07:39,570 She assumes she's coming with us. Right, that's what I'm saying. If you break it 110 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:41,290 to her easy, she might be more chill. 111 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,500 Okay, she won't, but she'll listen to you. She looks up to you. Yes, I know. 112 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:48,600 That's because I'm a cool friend. You're more of like an authority figure. 113 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:49,820 Like a dad. 114 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,960 I do not give off dad vibes. 115 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,900 Says the man who grunts when he stands up. 116 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,280 Okay, 117 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,740 all right. Rotate and bow for it. 118 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,300 Ready? 119 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,320 What the hell is that? It's a gun. 120 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,760 Gun beats tire, tire beats road. 121 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:10,440 No, that's not how you play. 122 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,460 Also, rock, crack, gun. I win. 123 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:16,360 Damn it, I never thought about a rock. 124 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,000 Mayhem? Where the hell is she? 125 00:08:47,150 --> 00:08:50,050 Oh, fine. Thanks for the hand, dude. 126 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:54,770 So, uh, does anybody else have a bag on their head? 127 00:08:55,190 --> 00:08:56,190 DRIVERS! 128 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:44,580 These six drivers compete round after round, destroying anyone and everyone 129 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:45,620 stands in their way. 130 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:53,260 They've been watching us the entire time? 131 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:54,620 Come on, Stuart. 132 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:55,720 Let's scoot out of here. 133 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,620 Listen to them. 134 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,300 They love me. 135 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:00,600 Yes! 136 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,000 Fucking sheep. 137 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,140 I've never seen this many people in one place before. 138 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,279 I know. 139 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,280 So many. 140 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,720 And half of them hate us. 141 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,520 Oh, shit. There's mayhem. 142 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:15,900 She's got good seats. 143 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,200 You think she's okay? 144 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,220 She seems fine. 145 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:23,760 It's better up there with him than she would be down here with us. 146 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:31,680 Today, insiders and outsiders join each other 147 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:32,680 in celebration. 148 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:38,860 And is there a day more appropriate for unity than Christmas? 149 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,740 This time of year was always about hope. 150 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:51,560 And my drivers have shown you that if you work hard enough and pull yourself 151 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,840 by your hubcaps, you too can achieve miracles. 152 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:58,360 You can have your greatest wish granted. 153 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,500 Think I'm missing some here, Stu. 154 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,940 What's with all the wish talk? 155 00:11:03,439 --> 00:11:06,040 It's the entire reason we're here. First I'm hearing of it. 156 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:10,100 Dude, we talked about the wish in the weird well room place. You wanted to 157 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:10,659 the coin. 158 00:11:10,660 --> 00:11:11,660 I thought he was joshing. 159 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,720 Joshing? Why would he be joshing? 160 00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:16,440 I don't know. I mean, he seems like a josher. You know, sneaky. 161 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:20,140 The type of guy to make you throw away a perfectly good coin in some dirty water 162 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,660 and then laugh about it with his friends afterwards. 163 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:23,220 I'm no asshole still. 164 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:24,620 But you are a moron. 165 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,940 I wish for all the walls to come down. 166 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:44,850 You simply must be the last contestant driving. 167 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:52,750 This day shall henceforth be known as a new holiday. 168 00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:57,390 The day of twisted metal. 169 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:10,450 Drivers, on your mark. 170 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:34,530 I'm not alone cause the TV's on, yeah. 171 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,330 Hey, hey! 172 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:40,370 Dude, what are you doing? Sorry, course I have it. Get in! 173 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:42,130 Ha ha ha! 174 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:44,810 Ha ha ha! 175 00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:46,390 Ha ha ha! 176 00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:50,170 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 177 00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:52,130 Ha ha ha! 178 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:55,170 Which one of you motherfuckers is first? 179 00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:59,030 Woo! This feels right, baby! 180 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:00,630 Ah! 181 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:06,000 Look, I can't do it, man. You're gonna have to drive, too. 182 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:09,360 With what? Calypso combined my thigh. You're gonna have to steer with it. 183 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,380 I'll take the pedal. Fucking see to me. 184 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,660 Ah! 185 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:14,879 Ah! Ah! 186 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,880 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 187 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,239 Ah! 188 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240 Ah! 189 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,319 Ah! 190 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,540 Ah! Ah! 191 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:22,779 Ah! Ah! Ah! 192 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:24,320 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 193 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:25,419 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 194 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:26,200 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 195 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:26,200 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 196 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,200 Ah! Ah! Ah! 197 00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:04,580 Looks like your friends are already on the ropes 198 00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:11,770 Interesting. And here I thought these two were making you soft. 199 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:17,510 I've always said that family, friends, they make you weak. 200 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,310 Strength comes from standing on your own. 201 00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:26,150 I see that strength in you. 202 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:30,370 Can I interest you in some elk cheese? 203 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:32,790 Delightfully gamey. 204 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:02,670 I always liked you quiet. Gosh, not too long ago, you were a little fishy in my 205 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:06,850 tank. I'm glad you got out, because chasing you down is way more fun. 206 00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:08,790 How? You so goddamn fat! 207 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,990 Oh, there you are. 208 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:14,850 Kill you later, quiet. 209 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:16,570 You're mine. 210 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,510 John, where are you coming to me? 211 00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:09,390 One car down, and five to go. 212 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:17,510 Where you going, Grim? 213 00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:21,370 Oh, what have we here? 214 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:28,070 Grim's my main course, but your nasty little ass can be my appetizer. 215 00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:31,830 Mom's trying to fuck me! 216 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,650 Good thing I brought protection. 217 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,230 Here comes the pain. 218 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:47,650 A shield? That's not the spirit of the game. Fucking cheater! 219 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:49,970 Ha ha, kiss me and I'll kiss you back. 220 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:12,630 What are you doing? 221 00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:15,270 Honestly, it's pretty badass. 222 00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:16,609 Cheat codes? 223 00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,030 Pathetic. 224 00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:21,170 Who wants it next? 225 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,250 I want carnage, not trickery. 226 00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:39,910 Fuck the port 227 00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:41,680 field. All I need is four. 228 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,200 There. 229 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,560 Balance restored. 230 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,420 Are you enjoying the show? 231 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,140 Come on, John. Come on, quiet. 232 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,340 Hey, could you help get them off my ass, please? 233 00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:22,370 I had you all set up to win, but you threw it all away! 234 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,820 I'm glad you didn't drive for me. You suck at this. Hey, Raven. 235 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:14,580 Get fucked. 236 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,640 Kiss my ass, Raven. 237 00:20:31,470 --> 00:20:34,450 Okay, dummy, you go left, I go right. I mean, mix it up a little. 238 00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:38,089 Draven's out. 239 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:39,090 We're almost there. 240 00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:41,350 I'm trying to line up Grim, but he's squirrely. 241 00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:44,650 Hey, 242 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:46,030 that killer's mine. 243 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:48,430 This dibs mean nothing to you people. 244 00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:55,050 Wait, does your roadkill have the red lever? 245 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,190 Fuck yeah, it does. 246 00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:00,610 Line him up. 247 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:04,230 Uh, predictable. 248 00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,570 Right. 249 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,170 Now! 250 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,230 Oh, 251 00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:25,790 yeah, 252 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,290 that's the stuff. 253 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,360 You can kill me. 254 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,260 But at the end of the day, you'll still be a sad, pathetic clown. 255 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:56,680 Oh, wait. I can. 256 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:09,000 Now, time for the real fun to begin. 257 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:15,360 We're close to the end, folks. But I have a feeling some of you out there 258 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,360 love... 259 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,940 without a final boss. 260 00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:39,630 It's wonderful, isn't it? I mean, yes, you could have worn them, but it's 261 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:41,730 this way. They'll never hold you back again. 262 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:47,650 Now, 263 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:57,870 who's 264 00:24:57,870 --> 00:24:58,870 that thing? 265 00:24:59,450 --> 00:25:01,330 A robot or a monster. 266 00:25:02,150 --> 00:25:03,370 A robot monster? 267 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,940 Okay, tough guy. Game on. 268 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,560 Here we go. 269 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,980 God damn it! 270 00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,580 Well, guess we gotta do this the old -fashioned way. 271 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:44,980 This motherfucker. 272 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,220 I like the gut of your jam. 273 00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:17,820 Holy fuck! 274 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,640 What do you want to do about this whole final bar? 275 00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:23,160 I have no idea. 276 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,820 But I'm starting to think Calypso might not want anybody to win this tournament. 277 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,620 Why go through all this trouble? Question for another day. Right now I'm 278 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:32,080 wondering how to beat this son of a bitch. 279 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,840 Oh, bitch! 280 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,900 Hey, John, remind me. How's roadkill's turning radius? 281 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:25,620 Fucking awesome! 282 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,120 Now let's show this big red motherfucker what roadkill is made of. 283 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:32,780 You got it. Lock him on. 284 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,500 Found a weak spot on his back. 285 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,420 Okay, I take left, you take right. We'll outflank them together. 286 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,760 Wouldn't want it any other way. 287 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,040 Game over. 288 00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:59,030 Wake up, dude! 289 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,190 Mike! 290 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,730 I'm so sorry, man. 291 00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:09,110 You didn't deserve this. 292 00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:10,330 I love you, man. 293 00:31:10,810 --> 00:31:11,810 Wake up! 294 00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:16,270 I'll avenge you. 295 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:18,750 I promise. 296 00:31:35,850 --> 00:31:38,290 All right, you crazy fuck. Time to feel the wrath of... 297 00:31:38,290 --> 00:31:44,430 Wait a minute. 298 00:31:44,850 --> 00:31:45,850 Where is everyone? 299 00:31:55,510 --> 00:31:56,510 Ah. 300 00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,150 Okay. 301 00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:04,750 Ladies and gentlemen, please congratulate the victors. 302 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,630 Mike and Stu. 303 00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:09,810 Oh, wait, Mike's dead. 304 00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:12,290 Just Stu. 305 00:32:13,190 --> 00:32:14,190 I won? 306 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:44,420 I'll be leaving now, you greasy -haired little bitch. 307 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,020 I tried. 308 00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,080 Go on. Go to them. 309 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,660 It's not going to matter soon anyway. 310 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:55,640 We did it, Mike. 20795

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