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[opening theme music playing]
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Okay, you're making
this weird now.
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Do you promise
they're not here?
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[sighs] Mm-hmm.
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I swore to myself
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I'd never come back
to this house.
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If this family was a food,
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it'd be one of those
microwave filled pastries.
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It looks good on the outside,
but its toxic chemical filling
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will scorch your insides
like molten lead.
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I swear, every time
I come here,
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I get dragged into more
family drama than a telenovela.
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But where else are you going
to be able to play with...
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my dad's karaoke machine!
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[jaunty music playing]
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Yeah!
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♪ Just me and my baby ♪
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♪ Belting songs all night ♪
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♪ No Fitzgerald family ♪
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♪ To give me a fright ♪
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♪ We're gonna hang out ♪
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♪ No drama, no fight ♪
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♪ Why is there witchy stuff
Hanging by the light? ♪
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[screams, vocalizes]
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Uh...
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Okay, I lied.
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It's my grandma's 80th today.
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The whole clan is coming over.
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What are you guys doing?
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You can't have
the karaoke machine out.
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You know how traditional
they are.
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They don't even use
mechanical toilets
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because they think anything
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that's not made out
of wood is evil!
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Do you want your grandma
to have another episode?
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A final episode?
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Why did you have to bring your
amadain boyfriend, Penelope?
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Am... a... da... in?
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Because he's the only one
who supported me
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when I gave up
wearing a shell, Patrick.
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And he's going to help me stand
up to this backward family.
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Isn't that right, Gumball?
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-[Penny] Hmm?
-[Patrick] Hmm?
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[Patrick panting]
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I'll tell you
what's gonna happen.
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You're both gonna behave
according to tradition.
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Now, put these on.
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There is no way I'm going
back in that shell.
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[low growl]
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[chuckles nervously]
Absolutely, Mr. Fitzgerald.
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We don't want any
broken traditions, or bones.
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-Here you go, baby.
-No!
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Look, you dragged me into this.
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Instead of your dad's
karaoke machine,
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I've got his disapproval
burning through
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-the back of my head.
-[laser whirring]
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So if you want my help,
then I suggest we just try
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and get through this party.
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Okay, fine!
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I'll play ball just this once,
but remember...
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[growling] History does not
smile kindly on traitors!
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Heh... She's got your eyes.
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[Gumball breathing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[band playing folk music]
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Okay... So, like,
should I say hi?
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Feels like I should say hi.
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I'm gonna say hi.
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-Hi!
-[all gasp]
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Okay... Uh...
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So what is like, the, uh,
appropriate way to greet them?
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Don't want the big one
to turn up to my house
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with a beaver mask on
to eat my pets.
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[chuckles nervously]
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[heavy breathing]
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[chuckles nervously]
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Well, since you seem
all about tradition today,
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you're supposed to go
to the birthday person and...
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[whispers indistinctly]
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Uh, okay.
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[music continuing softly]
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[blows raspberry]
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-[music stops]
-[all gasp]
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-[Patrick gasps]
-[Penny laughs]
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[Grandma growls]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. [laughs]
Don't mind him.
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He's just an amadain
from Penny's school.
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Okay, uh...
Crown ceremony time.
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-[folk music resumes]
-[indistinct chatter]
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Okay, I get the whole revenge
for caving
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to your dad's demands
like a wet bin bag,
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but what's an amadain?
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Oh, don't worry.
I'll make sure you find out.
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Now, let's all celebrate
our eldest
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and revel as per the traditions
which protected us
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since the dawn of time.
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-[Grandma yells]
-[all yell]
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[bell ringing]
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-[band playing upbeat music]
-[rhythmic clapping]
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Oh... There it is.
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That specific
Fitzgerald-induced anxiety.
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Well, you didn't want to
break tradition.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
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[inhales, exhales]
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Okay, I got this.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[family gasps]
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Ah, ah.
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[Gumball scats]
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-[Patrick grunts]
-[Gumball blows]
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Cheers, Dad.
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[Gumball] Whoa!
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-[others groan]
-Hey!
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Have I said happy birthday,
by the way?
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-[Grandma groans]
-Happy birthday.
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[plays bagpipe]
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[Penny chuckles]
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Uh, I'm just gonna take five.
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[techno music playing faintly]
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What a nightmare...
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[imitating Penny]
"Come to my house."
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"We'll do karaoke!"
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"JK, it's actually a trap
to use you to drive
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my arthouse horror family
even crazier."
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[imitating Patrick]
"They're very traditional."
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"They don't use
mechanical toilets."
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"They only poop
in stone buckets
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and wipe with the sacred
leaves of the tree of the--"
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[toilet flushes]
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[both yell]
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Ah! Grandma.
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Uh, okay,
remember your training.
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Uh, the kiss of life.
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What is going on here?
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Okay, okay.
Please don't die again.
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I'm Penny's boyfriend.
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She brought me here
to back her up because...
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Well, you know how your family
can be a bit... [grunts]
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[chuckles nervously]
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Yep. Exactly like that.
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Well, me and Penny, you know,
we're not all that much
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into gnomes
and magic stick men,
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but nobody has to agree
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on everything
to hang out, right?
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I do me, you do you.
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I tolerate you.
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You tolerate me. Society, baby!
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[chuckles nervously]
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Okay, fine. I'll give it
to you straight.
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[inhales] Penny came out
of her shell last year,
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and she's gonna stay that way,
so deal with it!
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There I said it.
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Hoo... Oh, that's a relief.
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It feels good
to let the truth out, right?
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Thanks so much
for being open to this.
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You get it, right?
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You bend the rules
from time to time.
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Eh? Mechanical toilet, eh, eh?
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I see you. Totally by accident.
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I never intentionally
intrude on your privacy.
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And don't worry, I won't tell.
Our little secret.
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[chuckles nervously] Ah...
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This... This was
a great conversation.
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Love the hat, by the way.
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I think that went well.
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-Ah!
-Did I hear screaming?
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It sounded like a bagpipe
getting speared!
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No, it's fine.
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I just stood up for you.
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I was all like,
"Penny's come out of her shell,
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deal with it, Grandma!"
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Whoa! No one ever
stands up to Granny.
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Well, despite your lack
of spine earlier,
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I'm... I'm impressed.
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Thanks for standing up
for me, Gumball.
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That means a lot.
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[music stops]
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Wait.
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Where'd the creepy
Nordic techno go?
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Bring them to me.
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Ah! Okay,
this is seriously triggering
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my fight and flight response.
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No, no! Wait, Gumball.
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[grunting]
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-[low growl]
-[Gumball yells]
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[Gumball grunts, yells]
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[Gumball panting]
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Uh...
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Ah!
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[grunts]
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Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on.
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Aw, man.
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Ha-ha! [chuckles]
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-[chuckles nervously]
-[low growl]
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[Gumball breathing heavily]
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[Grandma] Release him!
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[gasping]
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[yells]
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Stay away from me!
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No! Baby Cletus!
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[crying]
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[grunts] No... Get off me!
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You've got some nerve, kid,
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coming in here, standing up
to me for Penny's sake.
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So I think it's time we reveal
the true nature
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of the Fitzgerald clan.
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[gasps] Oh, no, no!
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[groans]
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Huh?
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-Hey.
-Hello.
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-Hi there.
-Aw, look.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Gotcha!
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Huh? What the...
What the... What the what?
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[Patrick] All right, All right.
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[laughs] That's enough.
Back in your shells, everyone.
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[all laughing]
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Listen, if you want to join
this family, you've got to know
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our shells exist to protect
those we love,
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never to protect ourselves
against them.
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And some of us, well, huh,
they don't need them at all.
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Aw, thanks, Dad.
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We wear these out of tradition,
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but we take them off
to show you
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that you and Penny are welcome.
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Just as you are.
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Cha, as an amadain.
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Yeah. Good job, Gumball.
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You really came through today.
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Welcome to the family.
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Whoa. Wait, wait up.
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What's an amadain?
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Oh, it's like a joke.
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It means a fool, basically.
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Nice, nice.
And if I got it right?
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I'm now supposed
to join this family,
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like I wasn't in a bag
one second ago?
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Are you serious right now?
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Never, ever, in my life,
will I ever come back here!
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Forget you people, I'm gone!
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You'll never see me again.
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Nothing, and I mean nothing
in the world, could stop--
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[whispers indistinctly]
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[Gumball and Patrick]
♪ Just me and my baby ♪
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♪ Belting songs all night ♪
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[closing theme music playing]
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