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[opening theme music playing]
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[Gumball and Darwin] Ugh!
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What is that?
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I don't know.
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Making food
without Mom is hard.
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Everything in this fridge
is so outdated.
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Hashtag Hashbrowns?
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Ugh! Is this dressing
blue and black?
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Looks white and gold to me.
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[chuckles] Dude, look.
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I think the next thing
to expire is Dad.
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So I had to hardwire
the gradient system
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so I could localize
aeration effectively.
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The polarizing
magnetic output had to be...
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[chuckling]
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Dude, I think
this used to be milk.
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[splats]
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[gasps]
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Five, four, three, two...
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Dad, what was that?
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The five-second rule.
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It is the fundamental rule
of the galaxy
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and the code by which I live,
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to eat any food
left on the floor
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within five seconds.
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After that, it is lost forever.
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Dad, that milk was rotten.
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[rumbling]
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-[slaps]
-Oh, be quiet.
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Expiration dates are
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more of
a loose suggestion anyway.
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Now, go on, honey.
What were you saying?
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Well, basically, this device
can give organic matter
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the ability to intelligently...
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Sorry. What was that?
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It gives organic matter the...
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Sorry, you were saying?
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Ah, forget it.
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I'll just show you.
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[crackles]
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[parched voice] Water me!
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[wheezes] Or give me death.
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[Richard and Darwin] Whoa!
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Truly horrifying.
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-Here, let me try.
-Gumball!
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[multiple voices] We are many.
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We are colony,
so we shall rise.
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-Whoa!
-Ooh!
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Let's see what this hot dog bun
is thinking about.
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It won't work on that.
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-It's not organic.
-Said so on the packaging.
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Why are you trying
to silence the hot dog?
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No! Give it back!
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What secrets
does it have on you?
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Dad, you ate my invention!
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Aww! Sorry, honey.
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It was the five-second rule.
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[sighs] It's okay.
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I guess I was foolish
to expect you
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to understand
what I made anyway.
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-Anais, I'm sorr--
-[rumbling]
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-[feedback on radio]
-I understand, Anais.
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Hello there.
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Well, that's new.
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[both scream]
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I've heard
some disturbing sounds
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come out of Dad's gut,
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but this... this...
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Actually, this doesn't
break the top three.
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Wow. The device.
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-Uh--
-It-It must have...
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Combined with
the stomach lining,
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causing the exogenous
contrast agents
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to amplify even further?
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Y-Yeah. How did you know?
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Your father's eating habits
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have exposed me to
so many digestive challenges
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that my intellect far exceeds
that of a regular stomach.
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Uh, you're welcome?
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And now, thanks to you, Anais,
I have a voice.
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Uh, how come
it's not muffled though,
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like the device
is inside the stomach?
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I'm utilizing the acoustics
of two of your dad's orifices.
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-One is--
-Uh...
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I don't think we need to know.
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Anais, I think
your invention is incredible,
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and I'd love to
run some further tests.
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Let's enjoy a day full
of intellectual activities.
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-I'd love to!
-That is,
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if it's okay with your father.
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Uh... Well...
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Please, Dad, please?
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Uh...
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Anything for my girl.
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I think that's checkmate.
[laughs]
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Whoa! I've never seen
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the Albin Counter
done so effectively.
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Ah, I mean,
you kind of had me at D5.
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[giggles]
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You guys have to help me.
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This new dad is so smart,
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he's going to take Anais
away from me.
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How would he
take her away from you?
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Not actually. It's just like
in a feelings kind of way.
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Like, you know, like-- [sighs]
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I wish there was
a word for this.
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[Gut Dad]
It's "metaphorically."
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You mean to say
I'm metaphorically
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taking your daughter
away from you.
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Well, I'm fling flong flabbibly
not gonna let that happen.
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Dad, uh, "metaphorically"
is a real word.
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Oh. What do I do?
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Why don't you prove
you are smart
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-by beating them?
-Hmm.
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I'm here to take you down,
evil king!
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[grunting,
imitating explosions]
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Uh...
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-Checkmate?
-[Gut Dad] Hmm.
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I think they called
that one "the Fool's Gambit."
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[both laugh]
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-[groans]
-[both grunt disapprovingly]
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[playing
experimental jazz music]
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Hey, Anais,
how about a snack break?
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The only break we need
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is from that
cavernous appetite of yours.
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Hey, don't talk to
the top of our dad like that,
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-weird lower Dad.
-Hmph!
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Guys, what do I do?
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I can't play
this weird trumpet thing.
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Dad, just imagine
it's like the TV remote.
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You're watching
Monster Trucks Makeover.
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Then you switch over
to Blind Baking Boxers,
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then over
to the cartoon channels,
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then back in time
to Season 17 of Snog Island.
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Oi, babe. Did you snog him?
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Did you snog him though?
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Hmm?
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[playing jazz tune]
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Um, excuse me.
Can you keep it down?
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We're trying to play here.
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Oh, I thought
you were just warming up.
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Dad, we're playing
improvisational jazz.
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Yes, and Anais was playing
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some of the most
intricate formations
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I've ever heard
before someone interrupted.
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It's okay. Let's just
take it from the top.
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Yes.
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Let's take it from the top.
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[groans]
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[groans] I'm so hungry.
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I've never gone this long
without... [gasps]
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What? Where's all the food?
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I removed it
while you were taking a nap.
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That stuff is garbage anyway.
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-[gasps]
-Don't you dare!
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That thing
is beyond disgusting!
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[grunting]
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Let me...
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[Gut Dad] Stop! No!
No snacking for you!
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-Snack time!
-[Gut Dad] Stop it!
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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[Anais] Dad, where are you?
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[both] Be right there, honey.
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Oh! [growls]
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Whoa, Dad,
you really don't look good.
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But this painting does.
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You think she'll like it?
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Oh, she's gonna love it.
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Ah, yes. The speed
and anxiety of modern life.
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Yet there is conflict.
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Do I sense conflict, Anais?
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-Oh! Um...
-Dude!
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You couldn't even think
of anything to paint.
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Yes, to the untrained eye,
maybe,
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but it actually conveys
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the complete
lack of intelligence
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this family possesses.
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Right, Anais? [laughs]
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[laughs dryly] Yeah.
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Well, Dad did
the best one anyway.
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-Look.
-Wait, wait. Gumball, don't.
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We can actually see what it is.
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[gasps]
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I know it's not very good.
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Literalism. How achingly passe.
[laughs]
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Not to worry. I can fix it.
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I'm so hungry.
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Dad, are you okay?
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Maybe it would be best
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to just let him
take over for a bit.
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First intelligent idea
you've ever had.
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You deserve a dad who knows
what a meta... [groans]
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Dad!
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-[crashes]
-[Darwin] Whoa!
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-Uh, Mr. Dad!
-Dad?
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What?
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[roaring]
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[all exclaim]
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What have you done with my dad?
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Join me, Anais.
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Together, we can build
many more devices,
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transforming guts
around the world
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and bringing forth
a new dawn of humanity!
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No way!
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Give me my dad back.
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Your dad is gone, Anais.
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[yells]
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Is that bellybutton fluff?
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It is an organic pathway
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to a new enlightened
interconnected ecosystem.
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So, yes?
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Whoa!
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Guys, I'm sorry.
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This is all my fault.
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No, it's not.
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I forgot to flush
last time I was in here.
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I was in a hurry.
The school bus was coming,
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-and I was--
-No, I meant with Dad.
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-Oh.
-[flushes]
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It's okay, Anais.
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We've all wished
Dad could be a bit more...
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well, less Dad.
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-[banging on door]
-[roars]
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But I do wish
he was here right now.
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What's wrong with him?
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He's turned into,
like, a used wet trash bag.
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He must be too weak.
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I don't think
he's eaten anything
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since this morning.
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[gasps] I know what to do.
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Open the door
and follow my lead.
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C-Can you tell us
your plan first?
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Yeah, like explain it
before we open the door.
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No. It's more dramatic
this way.
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Where did he go?
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[growling]
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[all grunting, shouting]
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Oh, no, it's empty.
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Wait, look.
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-[thuds]
-[all gasp]
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There'll be no more dinner
for Daddy, I'm afraid.
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Try and slow it down.
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I'll get the yogurt.
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[grunting]
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It's frozen solid.
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[laughing]
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[laughs] Take that. Hyah!
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[groans] Stop it!
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Here. Take the whole drawer!
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Now, that's what I call
an acid reflex.
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[grunts]
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Got it! Now I just have--
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I don't think so, darling.
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[grunts]
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I thought
you were smarter than this.
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You could have learned
so much from me.
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[grunts]
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Five, four...
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-W-What are you doing?
-...three...
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-Why are you counting?
-...two,
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-one.
-[gasps]
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00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:31,734
No, no, no. What's happening?
264
00:10:31,817 --> 00:10:33,529
What have you put inside me?
265
00:10:33,613 --> 00:10:36,034
[groaning] What is this?
266
00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:39,499
[screaming]
267
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:45,595
[farts]
268
00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:46,680
Hey, kids, I'm back.
269
00:10:46,764 --> 00:10:48,350
-Dad!
-Dad!
270
00:10:49,853 --> 00:10:52,024
-Kids! I've missed you so much.
-You're back! [chuckles]
271
00:10:52,108 --> 00:10:55,239
Dad, I'm sorry I sided
with that Gut Dad.
272
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,203
I guess it was tempting to be
around someone super smart.
273
00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:00,207
Hey, he couldn't have been
that intelligent
274
00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:02,712
if he wasn't smart enough
to love you three.
275
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,090
-[stomach rumbling]
-Oh.
276
00:11:05,092 --> 00:11:06,720
Now, if you'll
excuse me, please.
277
00:11:06,804 --> 00:11:08,558
[vomiting]
278
00:11:14,611 --> 00:11:17,074
Hey, guys, I brought home...
279
00:11:17,158 --> 00:11:18,911
-dinner?
-I could eat.
280
00:11:23,128 --> 00:11:25,132
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