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[opening theme music playing]
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[school bell rings]
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[humming cheerfully]
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Hey, what's up with you today?
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You've got
that misplaced confidence
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that only people about to ruin
their lives give, you know.
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You're exuding
confidence and happiness.
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-[humming continues]
-I don't like it.
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What? Can't I just
be having a good day?
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Well, not if it ruins mine.
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[sighs] Okay, okay.
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I have a secret.
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[gasps] You're adopted!
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[both laugh]
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No. I wrote Carrie
a super romantic love letter,
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and I'm about to slip it
in her locker today
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to surprise her.
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[gasps] For real?
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That sounds dangerous, dude.
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Kinda like opening
a vampire's coffin
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to present them
with your beating heart,
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and, I don't know,
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-expect to make out.
-Really?
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Well, she's a cursed specter
from the underworld,
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so there's no telling
how she might react.
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Well, whilst I appreciate
your unsolicited advice,
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I think it's time
to let Carrie know
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how I really feel.
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I'mma give her the letter.
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Woo-hoo! [scatting]
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[gasps] Penny!
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Hi!
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Hi, Gumball.
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[both babbling]
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-Baby!
-B-b-b-baby.
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[both] Oh,
I missed you so much!
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-Hey, Carrie.
-What up, D?
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Oh, I missed you so much!
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No, I missed you more.
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No, I missed you more.
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No, I missed you more.
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I missed you more.
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No, I missed you more.
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-Ugh!
-Oh, sorry, Carrie.
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I forgot you hate it
when people show affection.
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-I don't hate it...
-[giggles]
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...but that's because
I'm technically dead inside.
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[groans]
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I do find it cringey, though.
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It's really nerdy and gross.
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[crying]
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But that's why
me and Darwin work so well,
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because he's not
some mewling puddle of mush.
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[groaning]
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Yeah, but-but what if it was
a really cutesy little way
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of saying something nice,
like "I wuv you."
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[chuckles, kisses]
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[growls]
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[snarling]
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[gasps]
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[grunting]
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[in demonic voice]
Never ever say "I love you"
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to someone from the underworld.
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Everyone is deprived of love
in the land of the dead.
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So, when a ghost
hears those words,
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the hunger makes them
want to devour your...
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lives!
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[in normal voice]
I'm glad we clarified that.
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[softly] See you
at recess, baby.
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[mumbles]
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We gotta get that letter back.
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What if the boyfriend
is unappetizing though,
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like that gross aquatic guy
from the Black Lagoon,
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and he says it?
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Well, he better say it
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with some soy sauce.
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[laughing]
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Oh, hey.
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[screaming]
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What's up, you guys?
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[chuckles nervously]
What's on the menu today?
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[gulps] Oh. Soul food.
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Nothing much, sweet mortal.
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-What about you?
-Oh!
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Uh, well, I, uh...
wanted to show you this object
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that I, uh, found
on the street.
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True story... [chuckles]
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...and tell you all about it.
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It's a...
It's a very interesting thing,
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you'll be pleased to see.
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-[growling]
-[Gumball] What the--
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[whispering] What is that?
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[Darwin continues
speaking indistinctly]
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[snarls]
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[muffled groan]
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[grunting, gasps]
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[shouts]
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[sighs]
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[slurps]
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[mumbles]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[grunting]
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[panting]
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Ah, nice diversion.
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Thanks. How'd you
manage to get out?
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I out-grossed
a literal slime bag.
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[grunting]
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[retches]
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[grunts]
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Where did you
get this paper from?
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This letter is indestructible.
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[grunts]
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This is starting
to feel seriously cursed.
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It's from a notebook
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that Carrie gave me
for Valentine's Day.
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[in demonic voice]
The kitty stickers.
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They burn! [gasping]
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Ooh, I like it.
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I think it's safe to assume
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that pain
only makes it stronger.
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There's some weird stuff
written in it.
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Maybe they are curses
that could destroy the letter.
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[chanting in Swedish]
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Try another one.
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[chanting in Swedish]
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[gasps]
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[gasps] Dude,
I think it was a love spell.
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You only made the letter
even more bewitching.
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It's lucky I can't possibly
love you more than I already do
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'cause you really look
like a snack right now.
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[groans] Don't say that!
I don't want Carrie to eat me.
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[gasps]
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Let's just toss it.
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If Carrie never sees it,
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you're covered, right?
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Uh, y-yeah.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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[grunts]
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[both gasp]
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[Hector] Bye, Mom.
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Bye, sweetie!
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[cackling]
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Told you this day was cursed.
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[school bell rings]
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[Gumball] You know,
if you think about it,
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a sweet and chill giant
is a better partner
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than a man-eating ghost
with weird attachment issues.
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Just make sure you're the one
wearing the trousers
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in the relationship this time.
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[Miss Simian
talking indistinctly]
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But it's her that I love.
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Hi.
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Hmm.
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[tapping]
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[gasps] Oh, boy. He's here.
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Hector, I think--
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It's okay, dude.
I found your letter.
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Yes!
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[scatting]
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[Miss Simian clears throat]
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[classmates] Huh?
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You know the rules.
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If a note is more important
than the lesson,
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then it must be shared
with the class.
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To the blackboard, Watterson!
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Sorry. Force of habit.
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[sighs]
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Don't do this.
She's gonna like...
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I love her that much.
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Huh?
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Love knows no limits,
my friends.
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This is why I'm doing this.
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"Dear... Darwin"?
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"I read your love letter,
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and I must admit,
I was quite surprised.
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But I'm not interested
in you romantically.
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I've tried dating
people your size before,
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and I've been hurt."
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Oh! He means his back.
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[mumbling]
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"Your friend, Hector."
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Oh, there's a PS too.
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"This is Hector's mom.
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Don't ever send a witch's son
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a cursed letter aga--"
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[witch cackle]
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[sighs]
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[student] What is that?
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[growling]
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Carrie, wait!
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Hey, no running
in the hallway... [screaming]
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Carrie!
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[roars]
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[panting]
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Carrie, I read
the wrong letter.
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[in demonic voice]
You're trying to cheat on me.
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Is that what you are?
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A Lothario?
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[Gumball] What's a Lothario?
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Uh, it's a womanizer
from a play.
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[Gumball] Huh. Thought
it'd be a beaver or something.
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You know. [in old man voice]
"The Lothario's habitat
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is the great
Eastern Continental Forest."
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No, Carrie,
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I'm not any of those things.
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I don't care about Hector.
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I'm not even Canadian.
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What about that love letter?
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I wrote you a letter.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I wanted you to know
how I feel,
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-but then, on the day--
-[Gumball] Literally,
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-on the day, your horror--
-I learned about
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the whole "ghosts eat
people's faces" thing
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when they hear the words
"I love"--
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[roaring]
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So, instead, I'll just say...
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[cutesy] ...eat my face.
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[growling]
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[screaming]
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[gasps]
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[kisses]
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[sighs, in normal voice]
Thank you for understanding.
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For meeting me in the middle.
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[groans]
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Finally, some quiet vibes
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after, like, quite frankly,
a cursed day.
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I mean, that day
was more cursed than that...
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You know what?
Let's not go there.
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This is a nice moment.
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Let's have it.
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I'm just glad to actually
be of help for once, you know,
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like, to do this
and be part of making
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this whole relationship
real, you know.
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I got you, buddy,
all day, every day.
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[stammering] I mean, now that
I project myself for a sec,
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I didn't mean, like, forever.
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[chuckles] Can you imagine?
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[laughing] Like...
Like on your wedding--
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[retching]
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[clears throat] Well,
that intrusive thought
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was actually more cursed
than today.
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-Don't picture it, otherwise--
-[retches]
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Yeah. You-You guys need
to find a solution.
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A short-term solution.
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You know, like quick something
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to resolve the issue
at hand, you know?
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[chuckles]
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But this is nice.
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[sighs] Well, it was
until you ruined the moment.
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[closing theme music playing]
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