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[opening theme music playing]
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[Darwin] Downloading...
downloading...
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Ugh! We're never getting
Clik-Sap on this phone.
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It's so old, it was advertised
on cave walls.
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Don't loose faith
in old Bricky!
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We took our first selfie
on this thing.
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[keypad beeps] Look!
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[Gumball] Hmm...
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And the download's
gonna be ready in 52 years,
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eight seconds,
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-seven, six, five, four...
-Dude! Abort! Abort!
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[phone buzzes, deflates]
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[both coughing]
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This is why
we're getting a new phone.
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In case you haven't noticed,
this family isn't in a position
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to start buying
anything right now.
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[engine sputtering]
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That's why
we're going to the pawn shop.
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Yeah, we trade this old brick,
plus the 40 bucks
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in this random purse
I found in the car...
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Gumball, you know
that's my purse.
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A couple of kidneys
here and there,
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and we'll finally be able
to join Clik-Sap.
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I don't know. I saw a very
humorous gif on Elmore Plus
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saying that Clik-Sap
is dangerously addictive.
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You're still on Elmore Plus?
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That's basically just
a digital retirement home now.
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Yeah, Mom.
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Our generation
may be inheriting
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a planet on literal fire,
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but when it comes
to this stuff,
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we're a bit more savvy
than you old folk.
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[brakes screech]
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[thuds]
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Hello, missy.
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Looks like you might need
a little assistance over here.
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Whoa!
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Pick you up
at the mall at 6:00!
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[engine accelerating]
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Wait, this isn't the pawn shop.
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[digital beep] Phone,
find Elmore pawn...
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-[phone buzzing]
-[buzzing stops]
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[panting]
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Can't... go... on...
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need... water...
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Dude, it's been
like five minutes.
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[hobo] Hey, kids!
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Try these on...
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-Uh... what?
-Put these on!
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Whoa, whoa! Calm down.
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Listen, I'll tell you
the same thing
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I told my optician.
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I'd rather look good
than see good.
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Oop!
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I saw that
and I still look good.
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But we've been blinded
from the truth by greed.
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And these glasses will show you
our corrupted world
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for what it really is!
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Ugh! All right dude,
just-- just give 'em here.
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[intense music playing]
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Well, do you see the truth now?
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What? That all media
is designed
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to make it easier to control?
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Dude, we're not our parents.
We were raised on the Internet.
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This is old news.
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Wait! But there's more!
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Sorry! Another thing about
being raised on the Internet,
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it kills your attention span.
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We just want to cut to the part
where we--
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Get the new phone!
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Weirdly a-grammatical way
to put that, but yeah!
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Time to join Clik-Sap!
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[beeps]
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[chimes]
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[phone chimes, beeps]
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Now, let's make
some real content
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and let me slap you on the butt
with a moldy tortilla.
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Stop! What are you doing?
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We tried on
your boring glasses.
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What else do you want?
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Look around!
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Look at what Clik-Sap
is doing to your fellow kids!
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What's up, Clik-Sap?
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It's your boy Tobias here
with a fresh new dance.
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[upbeat instrumental
music playing]
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[humming]
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I mean,
that is horribly humiliating,
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but nothing out of the ordinary
for Tobias.
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Keep watching!
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[groaning]
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[both gasps]
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[groaning]
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[both screaming]
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But wait, he still looks fine
on the app.
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[singing] ♪ Oh yeah!
Ooh, it' s smooth ♪
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It's all an illusion.
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That's what
it wants you to see.
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And look,
it's already spreading...
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[intense music playing]
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[groaning]
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[singing] ♪ Rub it, clean it
Sponge it, swap it down ♪
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[groaning]
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[both exclaim]
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[singing] ♪ Ooh, ah
Yeah, ah... ♪
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[groaning]
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That one seems like an accurate
representation of reality.
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[both scream]
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Ah, this is terrifying!
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Yeah. Some of these trends
are like severely outdated.
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The app doesn't care
about originality.
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It just wants engagement
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so it can drain
your precious time,
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ideas, and eventually, soul,
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into its constantly
regurgitating algorithm.
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But our generation
should know better.
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Our social media savviness
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is what separates us
from our parents.
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Well, I'm not falling for it!
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So you can all unsubscribe
from any notion
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that me and Darwin
will be joining
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your pathetic social media app!
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[grunts, groans]
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I guess phones are bad
for your eyesight.
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[all groaning]
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Uh, I don't think
they liked that comment.
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[all] Like and subscribe.
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[Gumball and Darwin groan]
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Are these bottle caps?
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Quick! Into the pawn shop!
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Trick shot!
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[effort grunting]
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[all] Trust fall!
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[groan]
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[both sighs]
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Now, that's what
I call a killer app.
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[laughs]
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We're all doomed.
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[grunts] The algorithm's
evolving,
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controlling its users
to remove anomalies.
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You look like
you've been hiding out
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in a bunker for 40 years.
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How do you know
so much about this app?
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Because... I invented it.
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No way.
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Yeah, I used to write code
for Elmore Plus.
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One day, I must have drank
the perfect amount of kombucha,
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because I wrote
the most addictive
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social media algorithm
anyone had ever seen.
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To be effective,
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the algorithm promoted
a deluge of misinformation.
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And soon,
friends became foes...
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[people shouting indistinctly]
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I told my boss
he had to kill my code
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but he laughed in my face
and fired me.
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And that's how
you lost everything?
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No. I lost everything
when I crashed my yacht
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into my private island
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that I bought
with Elmore Plus stocks.
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A little harder to sympathize
with you now, but okay.
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But that
tech billionaire lifestyle
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was so irresistible to me
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that I became obsessed
with creating the next big app.
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And so I-- Argh!
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We don't need
another flashback,
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You can just tell us.
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Fine.
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I wrote new code,
built Clik-Sap
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and now it's hijacking
kids' brains.
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So... you ruined
humanity twice?
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Yeah, but I'm also the only one
doing anything to stop it.
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And how do we stop it?
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The cell tower!
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[all clamoring]
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[hobo] It provides phone
service to all of Elmore.
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We destroy that
and we'll sever
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the kids' connection
to the app.
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[all groaning]
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[Gumball] Ring lights!
I can't see!
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But you are looking especially
stunning and evenly lit.
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[crashes]
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-Ding-dong!
-[all scream]
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Okay...
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you boys are gonna
have to go on without me.
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I'll sacrifice myself,
providing a distraction.
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It's the least I can do.
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Okay.
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What?
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You're not gonna try
and talk me out of it?
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Honestly, kind of feels
like you deserve it.
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Eh... fair point.
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[intense music playing]
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I've come here to chew
bubble gum and fix apps...
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and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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Yo dude, you need me
to get you some bubble gum?
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-You need some help, bro?
-No, I don't need your charity.
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I have a home!
And a summer home!
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[Gumball and Darwin screaming]
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So long, friend.
You did a lot of bad stuff
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but, you know what?
Yeah, actually, no.
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This doesn't
even begin to make up for it.
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[tense music playing]
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[Clik-Sap users groaning
and rasping]
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[dance music playing]
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Dude! Stop messing around!
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[intense music playing]
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[sighs]
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-Like and subscribe!
-No, thank you.
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We've gotta
take this thing down!
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[grunting]
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Oh, no!
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They figured a way up!
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Oh come on, guys!
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This trend is like
as old as I am.
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[both grunting]
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What do we do?
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This tower's made of steel.
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This is gonna be impossible!
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[gasps] Don't worry.
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When we were in the pawn shop,
I got something back.
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[gasps] Bricky!
We could call for help!
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Huh? Oh yeah, I guess we could
but I was just gonna do this.
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[beeps] Download ready
in 65 years and four seconds...
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-[phone buzzing]
-three... two... one... yah!
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-[explosion]
-[both screaming]
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Wow! They don't make them
like that anymore.
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It worked! We did it!
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Well, you're welcome, Elmore.
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We saved you all from becoming
a sea of walking cliches
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and regurgitated online trends.
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[Tobias vomits]
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Now you try...
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-[rasping]
-[both scream]
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Follow me!
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Uh, I thought we destroyed
the signal!
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Oh, yeah.
I guess that's pretty standard.
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[gasps]
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[Click-Sap users
groaning indistinctly]
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-[exclaims]
-Uh, I think this is it, dude!
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[both whimpering]
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[car honking]
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[tires screeching]
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Six o'clock on the dot.
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They really need to sort
the parking out here.
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-Mom!
-Mrs. Mom!
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[users groaning]
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Ahh! Step on it, Mom!
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Oh, sorry,
I'm making a Clik-Sap.
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There's a hilarious new trend
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where moms ignore their kids
in mortal danger.
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You joined Clik-Sap?
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Yeah, and other parents
immediately followed my lead.
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You thought I was too cringe
to use an app like this,
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but look at me now...
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Hashtag Mom Goals!
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[both scream]
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Yo Clik-Sap!
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Time for a click-back
challenge!
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Oh yeah!
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00:10:10,219 --> 00:10:12,599
-[Gumball and Darwin straining]
-[phone chimes]
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00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:14,227
Dad?
261
00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,983
Yo Clik-Sappers, it's Harold!
262
00:10:17,066 --> 00:10:19,154
About to do
the bottle cap meme.
263
00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:22,995
Oh! Ooh no,
I am deleting this app.
264
00:10:23,538 --> 00:10:24,540
[woman on phone] Hey, Clik-Sap!
265
00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:26,042
Teri's mom here!
266
00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,420
-Oh, no.
-Oh, no!
267
00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:29,340
[Clik-Sap users
speaking indistinctly]
268
00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:32,556
-No!
-[both groan]
269
00:10:33,558 --> 00:10:34,852
Dude, what happened?
270
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,981
I guess the parents
started to join.
271
00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:39,612
The killing blow
to any social media platform.
272
00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:43,118
[parents speaking indistinctly
in zombified voices]
273
00:10:43,327 --> 00:10:45,790
[sighs] Well, I guess
we're walking home.
274
00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:46,751
[both] Agh!
275
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,214
Boys, it looks like the app
is starting to claim
276
00:10:49,297 --> 00:10:50,299
a new group of victims.
277
00:10:50,675 --> 00:10:52,470
[gasps] You look good!
278
00:10:52,596 --> 00:10:54,015
Oh? Uh, thanks.
279
00:10:54,098 --> 00:10:55,226
The makeup kids got me.
280
00:10:55,309 --> 00:10:57,188
And it's all
permanently glued on
281
00:10:57,271 --> 00:10:59,025
so this is how
I look forever now.
282
00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:01,071
Listen!
Clik-Sap isn't stopping,
283
00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:02,533
-it's just gonna--
-Uhh...
284
00:11:02,616 --> 00:11:04,369
-yeah, I think this is fine.
-Huh?
285
00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:05,622
Everything is basically back
286
00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:07,416
to how it was
before Clik-Sap, right?
287
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,588
Yeah. Horrible new
social media app appears,
288
00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,341
everyone goes crazy
for five minutes,
289
00:11:11,424 --> 00:11:13,555
leaving the app defunct,
and the goal wide open
290
00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:15,432
for the next
brain-deadening distraction.
291
00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:17,729
Good old nature
taking its course.
292
00:11:17,854 --> 00:11:19,775
But there-- Hey? Hey!
293
00:11:19,858 --> 00:11:22,363
Curse your generation's
short attention spans!
294
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,369
Well, that's two
businesses tanked.
295
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,583
Maybe I'll go run
a streaming service next.
296
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:35,599
[closing theme music playing]
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