Original subtitles

[opening theme music playing]

Ah! Recess.

[inhales]

[Darwin] Mmm... Mmm, mmm.

-Mmm... [grunting] -Um, uh...

[both inhale, exhale]

Time to take note of nature.

You know, listen to what the world is telling you.

Or get stuck talking to Molly.

Because let's face it,

sometimes people just need to vent or share something.

[both] Mmm.

Don't get me wrong. I love Molly.

But talking to her is like

waiting in line for a waiting room.

I've heard that time actually stands still

if you get into a conversation with her.

-...and having someone who... -Ugh.

You want to go save Sarah?

Dude, I tried to warn her, but did she listen?

No, she did not.

-I listen to you, dude. -I know you do, dude.

[both chuckle]

That's why we're such a good team.

We're conscious of our surroundings.

-We take note, we listen. -[Anton] Hey, guys.

Can you help me pump this ball?

Sure thing, Anton.

-Don't give up, champ. -[Anton vocalizing]

Yeah, we're switched on.

We don't let much pass us by.

Hey, guys, could you hold my juice?

-Oh. -I need to tie my laces.

-Thanks, Jerry. -Huh? Hey, that's mine.

We're cultural sponges.

We give a lot, but we also absorb a lot.

Hey, guys, don't walk over there.

-That's my artwork. -[both] Love you too, Tina.

I've been illustrating the dinosaurs...

Yeah. We're not afraid to walk a mile

in other people's... uh, shoes?

-Hey, what are you doing? -[both gasp]

Oh. Uh, sorry. Did we step on your...

What are those? Birds playing basketball?

It's more than that.

[both] Uh...

Dolphins making meatballs?

No, I just told you.

Weren't you listening?

Oh! It's birds playing basketball with...

Dolphins whist eating meatballs.

[roaring]

If you didn't listen,

then I guess I'll have to make you listen.

As soon as that three o'clock bell rings,

I'm beating you both

into a mashed-up blue and orange pulp.

Maybe then you'll pay attention to someone beside yourselves.

[grunts]

Sorry. Uh, when was that beating gonna happen, again?

[roaring]

[yawning]

[Miss Simian] ...solutions and formulas and equations.

Dude, it's almost three o'clock.

[snarling]

[both whimpering]

Is that supposed to be like

a cutting our heads off kind of gesture?

I don't know. Tina, was that supposed to be

like a cutting our heads off kind of gesture?

-[grunts] -[both shriek]

Physicists have proven that you can stop time

and delay impending future events...

What are we gonna do?

It's not like there's a way to stop time

and delay impending future events.

Okay. Okay. Okay. What about this?

We'll fake having to use the bathroom,

run home before everyone gets out of class,

and avoid seeing Tina ever again

for the rest of our lives?

We finally have an excuse to change our names.

I'm thinking "Gambelhorne Whettlestone"

or Jim Jom Jimbo Bone.

Or a combo of both.

The rules of physics and space and time are--

Miss Simian, uh, we need the bathroom.

Yeah, we're experiencing a severe case of...

tiny, little baby-boy cramps.

Huh? I'm not doing this today.

Thank you, Miss Simian.

[both panting]

[Joe exclaims]

Sorry, Joe!

Hey, guys, I'm glad I caught you.

Oh, no.

I'm on hall monitor duties, so I'm monitoring the halls.

That's what a hall monitor does...

[both] Ugh.

[Molly continues speaking indistinctly]

Dude, we haven't got time to be caught talking to Molly.

I don't want to be rude.

Let's just give her a minute

and see if she tires herself out.

[imperceptible]

Okay, she's not stopping.

Wow, Molly, cool story. Okay, bye.

Huh?

[grunts, groans]

Hey, watch where you're going.

Did we just hit a glitch in the simulation?

Wait a minute.

Hey, Molly, um, could you finish

that last thought you were just saying?

Oh, totally.

So basically, it's like...

[continues indistinctly]

[both gasping]

[grunts]

[coughs]

It's true. Molly is so boring

that she can make time literally stand still.

[mystical music plays]

This breaks all notions of physics.

We've unlocked the power previously confined

to the realms of dreams and science fiction.

The power to control time, to shape our destiny,

to transcend the very limitations of mortality.

What should we do with this vast potential?

[chuckling]

-So what that-- -Hold that thought. Molly.

[yelps, screams]

Why have I got shoes on my hands?

Maybe it's because you're a lost sole.

-[drum roll] -[both laughing]

Good one, dude.

[Molly speaking indistinctly]

Eh, stop right there.

[warbling]

[splatters]

Hey, is that a pickle on my seat?

And why am I wearing a tire?

Maybe it's because you're tired

of all the news about the impending pickle lips.

-[drum roll] -[both laugh]

Dude, I'm on fire today.

[laughs] This is gonna be good.

-[Molly speaking indistinctly] -Cool, Molly.

Just... quiet for a second.

-[warbling] -Oh!

[grunting]

[both chuckling]

Why have I got a sparkling pink cowboy hat,

fake extensions, heart glasses,

a baby doll, a bow tie and a skateboard with me?

Maybe it's because you got a...

Uh, actually, this is a hard one.

Are you guys even listening to what I was saying?

Of course we are.

Yeah, I like the bit with the thing.

And... and... and the other thing, that was cool.

-Oh! Principal Brown? -Oh!

Oh... oh... Miss Simian.

Oh, how did you know I love a man

in a pink sparkly cowboy hat, a baby doll,

fake extensions, heart glasses,

a bow tie and a skateboard? [chuckles]

Oh...

Ugh, I wish we could rewind time

so I could unsee this one.

[bell ringing]

Oh, no! We had unlimited time

and still somehow lost track of it.

[Tina] Hey, you two.

[tense music plays]

Time to get stomped.

[bones crack]

[music stops]

[saxophone music plays]

No fighting in school, kids.

[both moaning]

[growling]

[both gasp]

Oh, Molly. That was a great point you were making earlier.

Uh, please tell us more.

Well, I do think you two are kind of...

[growling]

-[Molly continues indistinctly] -[both sigh in relief]

Okay, what do we do now?

I don't know. As soon as Molly stops talking,

we're gonna become meat pancakes.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Oh, that's interesting. Please go on.

Wait. We have unlimited time.

We could train to become kung fu masters

and then defend ourselves against Tina.

Wait. We have unlimited time.

We could train to become kung fu masters

and then defend ourselves against Tina.

Isn't that what I just said?

I'm not sure. I wasn't listening.

Whoa, Molly. No way.

Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great.

Time to change!

[dramatic heavy metal music plays]

Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Ha!

[both grunting]

-[continues indistinctly] -[both] Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[grunting]

-Cool. Mmm. -Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-[both] Uh-huh. -Tell us more, please.

[heavy metal music continues]

[music stops]

Do we really need to learn guitar?

It's just backup in case being freelancing

kung fu dinosaur slayers doesn't pay that well.

-Checks out. -[heavy metal guitar playing]

[growling]

[all exclaiming]

[all gagging]

[coughing]

Sorry. That's, like, a hundred years' worth

of BO all released at once.

Maybe we should have showered.

Yeah, but who has the time, you know?

Uh, sorry. I just had one last thought

I wanted to make clear.

We require your words no more, Molly.

-Begone. -[sighs] Okay. Bye.

Prepare yourself, Tina,

for we have mastered kung fu...

ancient magics.

And how to make movie-grade fake prosthetic beards.

Get ready to become extinct.

Mmm?

[both yelling]

Huh.

I guess the kung fu arts didn't account for an enemy

with 66-million-year-old thick skin.

[snarls]

[both screaming]

[growling]

[tense music plays]

Molly!

-Molly, I was just... -Huh?

...joking earlier. Please keep talking.

[both straining]

Got any last words?

Look, guys, I can see you're in trouble,

so I'm just gonna say that it seems like...

-[continues indistinctly] -Not the best timing, Molly.

Is this our eternal punishment,

frozen forever, being squished by a giant foot,

listening to Molly?

[speaking indistinctly]

Oh, my God, she's still going.

Gumball, I think that's it.

This is gonna be hard, but if we don't want

to spend eternity being Tina's toe separators,

and want time to go back to normal,

we might actually have to listen to Molly.

But it's too boring.

We gotta try.

Now, listen like your life depends on it.

[both straining]

[speaking indistinctly]

It's working. I'm hearing words.

Dude, keep listening.

[Molly] So, you know, that's it.

That's the reason why Tina wants to pound you guys.

That artwork was a special dinosaur tradition

honoring the extinction of our species.

[Darwin and Gumball] Oh.

It's dinosaurs being hit with meteors.

I see it now.

Maybe you should be more considerate

of the people around you,

and actually listen.

[warbling]

Muah!

Wow, that kiss felt like it lasted for eternity.

[warbling]

All right. That was just a tenderizing.

Now it's pancake time.

-Wait, Tina... -Huh?

We're sorry for not listening.

Yeah, we ruined your beautiful artwork.

But if you spare us,

we promise we'll pay more attention from now on.

Yeah. We've learned the error of our ways,

thanks to Molly.

Hmm?

Mmm-hmm.

Well, if you're with Molly, I guess I'll spare you.

Dinosaur code and all.

-[Molly humming] -[Tina vocalizing]

[mimics record scratching]

[both grunting]

[Tina] Bye, guys.

-Wow. Molly, thank you. -[pleasant music plays]

Thank you for teaching us a thoughtful lesson

about the importance of listening.

We wrote you off, thinking you had nothing interesting to say,

but it turned out, through a comedic series...

[continues indistinctly]

Ugh.

[shrieks]

You guys are boring.

[closing theme music playing]