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[theme music playing]
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[cheerful music playing]
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Okay, children, due to some
recent budgetary constraints,
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your science class will have
to be covered by Mr. Small.
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Here's the curriculum
and your pay.
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Grab your essential oils,
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we're in for some
new-age nonsense.
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Today we will be learning about
the stars in our known galaxy.
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Huh, that actually sounds
like real science.
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And how the mystical movements
control our predestined fates!
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-There it is.
-Behold my celestial stone
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that called to me
from its oppressive prison
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of negative energy.
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Uh, here on Earth
that's called a storage closet.
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With it, I am able to divine
destinies from the stars.
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What job you'll get,
what your dog dreams about
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and even
who your true love match is.
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Yeah, but stars are just
giant spheroids of gas
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born of nuclear fusion.
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You know
what I'm hearing, Colin?
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"I'm afraid to fall in love."
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You've seen right to my yoke.
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Now, who wants to come up here,
connect with the stars
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and find out
who their true love match is?
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I think we're all...
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[clamoring]
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[all] Me, me, me!
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Look at these poor saps
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trying to get love advice
from a rock.
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O great stars, reveal
your love matches unto me!
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Joe and Teri.
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-Oh.
-Whoa!
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Sarah and Hot Dog guy.
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Leslie... and Leslie!
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How does that even work?
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Self-pollination, baby.
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[grunts, kisses]
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[sighs]
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Wait! I'm getting another one.
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Penny and...
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-Tobias.
-Huh?
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Hey.
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[smacks lips]
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Okay. We all know
I'm Penny's true love match.
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I think your cosmic crystal
has a signal failure.
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What's that? There's more.
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Gumball and Penny,
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not only are you not meant
to be together,
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you'll break up
by the end of the day.
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[all gasp]
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[laughs]
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-Gumball, I'm leaving you.
-What?
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I mean, if that's what
the celestial stone says.
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[chuckles] Oh, I get it.
You're joking.
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You may laugh, but the stars
will bring forth your reckoning
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and a ton of cute,
fuzzy feelings.
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[kissing]
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Class dismissed.
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[ringing]
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-Well, that was weird.
-Right?
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We're gonna be
together forever,
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dating through high school,
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going to different colleges,
but still make it work.
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Move to Mars, mysterious aliens
come back from the future
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and try and prevent my right
to leader of the Resistance.
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[mimicking gunshots]
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Okay.
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Oh, books, books, books.
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Oh, no.
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-Oh.
-Oh. Uh...
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-Sorry, I'm just...
-Uh, excuse me.
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-I, uh...
-Oh. [chuckles]
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-Let me just get...
-My bad. I'm really clumsy.
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-Oh. [chuckles]
-Oh...
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[both chuckle nervously]
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[romantic music playing]
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Uh, maybe we could share
a few more toppings...
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over lunch?
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Oh. I'd love that.
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[both chuckle]
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Whoa!
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Don't you just love it
when a prophecy comes together?
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[sighs]
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Could you pass the... Thanks.
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-Do you want my--
-Sure.
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-[slurping]
-[laughter]
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[romantic music playing]
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Oh, Sarah and Hot Dog Guy
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seem to really
be hitting it off.
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You're not actually worried
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about the stars' nonsense,
are you?
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Do you accept this onion ring?
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[exclaiming in joy]
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I do, I do, I do.
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-[sizzles]
-Aah! It burns.
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Just like our love.
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Maybe a little.
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What, so you think
we're gonna break up?
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No, no, no. You're right.
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I am just being silly.
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Just because
one of Mr. Small's predictions
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came true doesn't mean
they all will.
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Mm. [chomps]
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Huh! Teri forgot
her apple core.
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[panting]
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[romantic music playing]
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-Alan, watch out!
-Ow!
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Whoa. That cart
came out of nowhere.
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Yeah, just like you, Masami.
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[crying]
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Oh, Carmen.
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You don't want
to get too moist, right?
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I do get a little mushy
in the rain.
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Oh! My spectacles
have become foggy.
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Uh, here, let me help.
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Oh, I can see clearly now.
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Oh, Colin.
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-Teri, you forgot this.
-Oh, Joe.
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I do love
a rotten piece of fruit.
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Got room up there for one more.
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Hey! [grunts]
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[pops]
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Excuse me.
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Okay, I think this school's
finally lost it.
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I'm going to the library.
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Wait. Penny!
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Maybe it would be fun
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if we, uh,
spice things up a bit.
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No, no, you know
I don't like chili flakes.
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Come on. Remember when we used
to, like, try new things?
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-Like--
-[screams, crying]
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Penny. Penny...
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I'm sorry.
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I think you've done enough.
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Come on, Penny,
let's go wash your eyes
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and mine's
of this embarrassing situation.
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Penny, wait!
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Gumball, I'm fine.
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Just stop stressing, please.
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[laughing]
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Okay, Penny,
everything's gonna be okay.
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[groans]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Okay. If I make this shot,
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me and Penny
will be together forever.
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[grunting]
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Okay. If I make this shot,
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me and Penny
will be together forever.
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[grunts]
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Okay, okay, okay.
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If I miss this shot,
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me and Penny
will be together forever.
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Dude, you're too in your head.
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And you've never listened
to it before,
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so why start now?
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Yeah, but it's looking like
Mr. Small's pseudo-science
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might-be-true-do science.
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But just like that pun,
Mr. Small is not all there.
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Besides, I got matched
with Tina.
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And you don't see me
leaving Carrie, do you?
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You're right. Thanks, dude.
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Now let's play some ball!
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[grunting]
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[gasps] Tina. I didn't know
you played basketball.
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Well, I do love things that are
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round, orange,
and firm to the touch.
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[romantic music playing]
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Oh, no.
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I can't believe
I never noticed it before,
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but Alan and I
have a real spark.
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-[crackles]
-[chuckles]
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Is that how you feel
about Gumball?
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I'm pretty sure that's just
static electricity,
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but yeah, I guess
me and Gumball are cool.
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I mean, we're fine.
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Sure, he's been acting
kind of weird, but we're solid.
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Our relationship
isn't held together
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by grand, overblown
romantic gestures--
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Oh, no.
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Penny, this is for you, girl.
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[all cheering]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[groans]
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[roaring]
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I thought we were fine.
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I even told you we were fine,
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but you still went
and did all this? For what?
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To prove we're okay?
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If you're questioning that,
then maybe we're not okay.
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I need to be alone for a while.
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Penny, wait.
I really don't think
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this relationship
will benefit from you
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taking time to think
while you're with me...
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now or frankly ever!
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[sighs]
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Ah, too bad, Gumball.
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It's just like
Mr. Small said...
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it's written in the stars!
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Uh, I got cramp.
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Mr. Small!
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Huh?
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All right, whatever
you're doing with that crystal
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needs to stop right now.
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Ooh! Ahh.
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Okay, I'm taking this thing.
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[both grunting]
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It's ruining my relationship!
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-[both gasp]
-[crystal shatters]
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[gasps] Huh?
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Mr. Small, please.
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Whatever you're doing, stop it!
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I don't want to lose Penny.
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You cannot bargain with fate.
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Destiny has
predetermined destiny.
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-It's predetermined.
-What?
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It's very clear your mercury
is in retrograde
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and her Saturn is rising.
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What... What does that
even mean?
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You dare question the stars!
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All five of your Plutos
are in the Northern Quadrant.
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But I love her.
Isn't that enough?
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No!
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You are a Sagittarius
and she is a Capricorn.
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Whoa!
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[grunts]
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You two basically have, like,
zero chemistry.
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What do you know
about chemistry?
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You're just a substitute
science teacher.
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Silence!
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Oh. Penny was right.
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It's all just nonsense!
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You might not think
we're a perfect match,
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but I know we're real.
Unlike all this.
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[echoing] This! This! This!
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Well done, Gumball.
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You have passed my cosmic test.
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Uh, what, really?
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Yes.
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To see which student was
messing with my vibe the most.
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Now be gone!
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[screaming] Penny, Penny,
I love you!
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-[ringing]
-[mumbling]
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I know. They've come for me.
You can't stop the Resistance,
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alien slime!
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Hey, kid, calm down.
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We're the clean-up crew.
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What the... What?
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Yeah. It turns out that crystal
everyone touched
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was hazardous material
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that your school was
storing for extra money.
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Let's just pretend
none of this ever happened...
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[chuckles]
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...or this.
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It affected the ventral
tegmental area
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which caused a heightened
romantic state in the brain.
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No! Stay away.
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It's mine.
It's my baby!
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-[machine whirring]
-[screaming]
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That guy fell in love
with the rock.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Gumball!
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-Gumball.
-Penny, I'm sorry
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I doubted us.
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00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:47,544
Hey, it's okay.
265
00:10:47,628 --> 00:10:50,257
We're stronger than some
basic airborne contaminant.
266
00:10:50,341 --> 00:10:51,636
The real disaster
was that dance
267
00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,305
you did in the hallway.
268
00:10:53,388 --> 00:10:55,852
Yeah. Sorry,
that was pretty cringe.
269
00:10:55,936 --> 00:10:59,150
This day just got way
too out of hand.
270
00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:00,821
I love you, Gumball.
271
00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:02,448
I love you too, Penny.
272
00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:04,285
But we need to take
some time apart.
273
00:11:04,369 --> 00:11:06,289
[gasps] But Penny,
I thought we were...
274
00:11:06,373 --> 00:11:08,126
Ohh.
275
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,297
Because I'm contaminated
and will be vomiting
276
00:11:10,381 --> 00:11:12,176
green plasma
for the next three months.
277
00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,513
[snaps fingers]
There you go.
278
00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:18,480
Turns out these babies
279
00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:20,067
were side effects
of the crystal too,
280
00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,823
so I can't be held accountable
for my actions.
281
00:11:22,906 --> 00:11:24,702
-Want to be my girlfriend?
-No.
282
00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:32,801
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