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[theme music playing]

[cheerful music playing]

Okay, children, due to some recent budgetary constraints,

your science class will have to be covered by Mr. Small.

Here's the curriculum and your pay.

Grab your essential oils,

we're in for some new-age nonsense.

Today we will be learning about the stars in our known galaxy.

Huh, that actually sounds like real science.

And how the mystical movements control our predestined fates!

-There it is. -Behold my celestial stone

that called to me from its oppressive prison

of negative energy.

Uh, here on Earth that's called a storage closet.

With it, I am able to divine destinies from the stars.

What job you'll get, what your dog dreams about

and even who your true love match is.

Yeah, but stars are just giant spheroids of gas

born of nuclear fusion.

You know what I'm hearing, Colin?

"I'm afraid to fall in love."

You've seen right to my yoke.

Now, who wants to come up here, connect with the stars

and find out who their true love match is?

I think we're all...

[clamoring]

[all] Me, me, me!

Look at these poor saps

trying to get love advice from a rock.

O great stars, reveal your love matches unto me!

Joe and Teri.

-Oh. -Whoa!

Sarah and Hot Dog guy.

Leslie... and Leslie!

How does that even work?

Self-pollination, baby.

[grunts, kisses]

[sighs]

Wait! I'm getting another one.

Penny and...

-Tobias. -Huh?

Hey.

[smacks lips]

Okay. We all know I'm Penny's true love match.

I think your cosmic crystal has a signal failure.

What's that? There's more.

Gumball and Penny,

not only are you not meant to be together,

you'll break up by the end of the day.

[all gasp]

[laughs]

-Gumball, I'm leaving you. -What?

I mean, if that's what the celestial stone says.

[chuckles] Oh, I get it. You're joking.

You may laugh, but the stars will bring forth your reckoning

and a ton of cute, fuzzy feelings.

[kissing]

Class dismissed.

[ringing]

-Well, that was weird. -Right?

We're gonna be together forever,

dating through high school,

going to different colleges, but still make it work.

Move to Mars, mysterious aliens come back from the future

and try and prevent my right to leader of the Resistance.

[mimicking gunshots]

Okay.

Oh, books, books, books.

Oh, no.

-Oh. -Oh. Uh...

-Sorry, I'm just... -Uh, excuse me.

-I, uh... -Oh. [chuckles]

-Let me just get... -My bad. I'm really clumsy.

-Oh. [chuckles] -Oh...

[both chuckle nervously]

[romantic music playing]

Uh, maybe we could share a few more toppings...

over lunch?

Oh. I'd love that.

[both chuckle]

Whoa!

Don't you just love it when a prophecy comes together?

[sighs]

Could you pass the... Thanks.

-Do you want my-- -Sure.

-[slurping] -[laughter]

[romantic music playing]

Oh, Sarah and Hot Dog Guy

seem to really be hitting it off.

You're not actually worried

about the stars' nonsense, are you?

Do you accept this onion ring?

[exclaiming in joy]

I do, I do, I do.

-[sizzles] -Aah! It burns.

Just like our love.

Maybe a little.

What, so you think we're gonna break up?

No, no, no. You're right.

I am just being silly.

Just because one of Mr. Small's predictions

came true doesn't mean they all will.

Mm. [chomps]

Huh! Teri forgot her apple core.

[panting]

[romantic music playing]

-Alan, watch out! -Ow!

Whoa. That cart came out of nowhere.

Yeah, just like you, Masami.

[crying]

Oh, Carmen.

You don't want to get too moist, right?

I do get a little mushy in the rain.

Oh! My spectacles have become foggy.

Uh, here, let me help.

Oh, I can see clearly now.

Oh, Colin.

-Teri, you forgot this. -Oh, Joe.

I do love a rotten piece of fruit.

Got room up there for one more.

Hey! [grunts]

[pops]

Excuse me.

Okay, I think this school's finally lost it.

I'm going to the library.

Wait. Penny!

Maybe it would be fun

if we, uh, spice things up a bit.

No, no, you know I don't like chili flakes.

Come on. Remember when we used to, like, try new things?

-Like-- -[screams, crying]

Penny. Penny...

I'm sorry.

I think you've done enough.

Come on, Penny, let's go wash your eyes

and mine's of this embarrassing situation.

Penny, wait!

Gumball, I'm fine.

Just stop stressing, please.

[laughing]

Okay, Penny, everything's gonna be okay.

[groans]

[indistinct chatter]

Okay. If I make this shot,

me and Penny will be together forever.

[grunting]

Okay. If I make this shot,

me and Penny will be together forever.

[grunts]

Okay, okay, okay.

If I miss this shot,

me and Penny will be together forever.

Dude, you're too in your head.

And you've never listened to it before,

so why start now?

Yeah, but it's looking like Mr. Small's pseudo-science

might-be-true-do science.

But just like that pun, Mr. Small is not all there.

Besides, I got matched with Tina.

And you don't see me leaving Carrie, do you?

You're right. Thanks, dude.

Now let's play some ball!

[grunting]

[gasps] Tina. I didn't know you played basketball.

Well, I do love things that are

round, orange, and firm to the touch.

[romantic music playing]

Oh, no.

I can't believe I never noticed it before,

but Alan and I have a real spark.

-[crackles] -[chuckles]

Is that how you feel about Gumball?

I'm pretty sure that's just static electricity,

but yeah, I guess me and Gumball are cool.

I mean, we're fine.

Sure, he's been acting kind of weird, but we're solid.

Our relationship isn't held together

by grand, overblown romantic gestures--

Oh, no.

Penny, this is for you, girl.

[all cheering]

[upbeat music playing]

[groans]

[roaring]

I thought we were fine.

I even told you we were fine,

but you still went and did all this? For what?

To prove we're okay?

If you're questioning that, then maybe we're not okay.

I need to be alone for a while.

Penny, wait. I really don't think

this relationship will benefit from you

taking time to think while you're with me...

now or frankly ever!

[sighs]

Ah, too bad, Gumball.

It's just like Mr. Small said...

it's written in the stars!

Uh, I got cramp.

Mr. Small!

Huh?

All right, whatever you're doing with that crystal

needs to stop right now.

Ooh! Ahh.

Okay, I'm taking this thing.

[both grunting]

It's ruining my relationship!

-[both gasp] -[crystal shatters]

[gasps] Huh?

Mr. Small, please.

Whatever you're doing, stop it!

I don't want to lose Penny.

You cannot bargain with fate.

Destiny has predetermined destiny.

-It's predetermined. -What?

It's very clear your mercury is in retrograde

and her Saturn is rising.

What... What does that even mean?

You dare question the stars!

All five of your Plutos are in the Northern Quadrant.

But I love her. Isn't that enough?

No!

You are a Sagittarius and she is a Capricorn.

Whoa!

[grunts]

You two basically have, like, zero chemistry.

What do you know about chemistry?

You're just a substitute science teacher.

Silence!

Oh. Penny was right.

It's all just nonsense!

You might not think we're a perfect match,

but I know we're real. Unlike all this.

[echoing] This! This! This!

Well done, Gumball.

You have passed my cosmic test.

Uh, what, really?

Yes.

To see which student was messing with my vibe the most.

Now be gone!

[screaming] Penny, Penny, I love you!

-[ringing] -[mumbling]

I know. They've come for me. You can't stop the Resistance,

alien slime!

Hey, kid, calm down.

We're the clean-up crew.

What the... What?

Yeah. It turns out that crystal everyone touched

was hazardous material

that your school was storing for extra money.

Let's just pretend none of this ever happened...

[chuckles]

...or this.

It affected the ventral tegmental area

which caused a heightened romantic state in the brain.

No! Stay away.

It's mine. It's my baby!

-[machine whirring] -[screaming]

That guy fell in love with the rock.

[indistinct chatter]

Gumball!

-Gumball. -Penny, I'm sorry

I doubted us.

Hey, it's okay.

We're stronger than some basic airborne contaminant.

The real disaster was that dance

you did in the hallway.

Yeah. Sorry, that was pretty cringe.

This day just got way too out of hand.

I love you, Gumball.

I love you too, Penny.

But we need to take some time apart.

[gasps] But Penny, I thought we were...

Ohh.

Because I'm contaminated and will be vomiting

green plasma for the next three months.

[snaps fingers] There you go.

Turns out these babies

were side effects of the crystal too,

so I can't be held accountable for my actions.

-Want to be my girlfriend? -No.

[closing theme music playing]