Original subtitles

[opening theme music playing]

[Nicole] Emergency family meeting!

Everyone, meet me in the kitchen.

Except you, Anais.

-[sighs] -All right.

[groans] I'm gonna run out of room

in my stuff-to-unpack- in-therapy notebook.

[grunts]

All right, what's happening, Mom?

-[grunts] -Hmm?

"Class action lawsuit

leads to amusement park demolition tomorrow."

-What does that mean? -It means that Daisyland

was built by a bunch of corrupt bozos

who cut even more corners

than they cut children on their rides.

"Little Timmy was left upside down

on the Rainbow Vortex for so long

that his tongue hung out of his mouth

like a prize-winning eggplant"?

[shudders] Glad we're never going, I guess.

Oh, we're going immediately.

-What? -What? I can't go now.

I have a date with Penny.

Two years ago, I bought these tickets

for Anais's birthday,

and I still haven't taken her!

But why are you saying this like it's our fault?

Because this is why we never went.

I'm sorry, honey. We'll have to go another time.

Nicole!

Uh, Mrs. Mom!

Uh, Mom!

[groans] Okay. We might have been

hogging your attention a little, but...

Nicole!

-[screams] -Mom!

-Nicole! -Mrs. Mom!

[screams]

All right, we get it!

We're useless!

-Mom! -Mrs. Mom!

Nicole!

-Mom! -Mrs. Mom!

-Nicole! -Mom?

-Nicole! -Mrs. Mom!

-Nicole! -Mom!

[all wailing]

Promise me you'll be on your best behavior.

I need you to not muck this up.

This is our last chance to take her

before they demolish the park.

Today is all about her.

I'm so sorry, Penny.

I won't be able to join you today

because I have to go to this stupid thing,

but just remember how much I love you.

-Never forget-- -So what's the program?

Well, if we manage to make it there,

which we probably won't, knowing you guys,

I want to go on the Paddle Pals River,

then the Log Drop,

then the Rainbow Vortex,

the Parade of Kindness,

and then...

I'm gonna hug Daisy.

Then the fireworks,

and a nice family photo. [giggles]

Wait up. What kind of demonic spawn is that?

[Anais] Oh. You mean Baby Billy?

But he's so cute.

[eerie babbling]

[shudders] He looks like he was born

bursting through someone's chest.

It's lucky you managed to fix the car, Richard.

Imagine if it hadn't passed the inspection.

Ah, see? Not so useless after all.

How about some music to get our baby girl in the mood?

[distorted music]

No stress. I can fix this, too.

[chuckles nervously]

[all groaning]

Okay, okay! Let's just... enjoy the silence.

[breathes angrily]

What have you done to the car?

Uh... [chuckles nervously]

[breathing heavily] Is that baby gonna be there?

I don't want to be eaten by the kindergarten goblin!

Let me out! Let me out!

-[tires screeching] -[all scream]

Let me out!

[Nicole] Darwin, stop this!

I've got another idea.

Do whatever you have to do,

but do it quick!

[screams] No! I can't see anything now!

All right!

[car horns honking]

Richard, just do something!

[growling]

[tires screeching]

Argh! Cut it out!

I'm trying to apologize to Penny

for missing our date.

I'm just a big bag of useless flesh.

-[sobbing] -Let me go!

I don't want to be fed to the kindergarten goblin!

Let me out!

-I don't know what to do! -I can't hear myself thinking

with you whining like a bunch of Internet goats.

[gasps] No!

Look what you made me send Penny!

[all gasp]

Remember what you promised.

-Yes. -Today's all about you.

Yeah. We're gonna have a great time.

Hmm. Sure.

All we need now is just one good soul

to allow us back into traffic.

[chuckles nervously]

[gasping] Mom, please.

Can we put the real air con on?

The air tastes like liver.

No, because the air con now

makes the car deflate the tires.

[sighs] Okay.

All right. I've had enough.

[screeching]

[sighs] Fair enough. I would do the same to anyone

trying to weasel their way in from the emergency lane.

Actually, you know what?

[laughs] Back in the game.

-[groans] -[phone beeps]

[sighs in relief] Okay. [laughs]

Thank you, Universe, for the edit button.

Phew! [laughs]

Penny will never know.

[laughs]

Uh, you do know she can see the edited message

on her side, though, right?

Uh, Mom, I think we're having a serious situation back here.

[Nicole] What's the problem with you boys?

Don't you want to see the cute cartoon characters?

[hyperventilating]

[screaming, crying]

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

[grunting, panting]

[chuckles] I was chewing gum when I fixed the car,

and I sneezed, and it went through my nostril.

And then I couldn't find it--

Mom, just do what you gotta do.

[exhales]

Come on, come on.

[engine starts]

Hey, Penny!

[sobbing]

He literally died

when he sent you that message by mistake.

[gasps]

For the record, you guys should just call next time.

Text messages can be easily misinterpreted.

All right, bye now.

We're gonna do it! We can still make it there in time.

It's gonna be okay! [laughs]

Hey, you! Stop!

License and registration, please.

[sighs]

Well, it seems your husband

registered this car as a boat.

So this vehicle is not street legal.

More like straight lethal, actually.

Also, the son we found tied up in the backseat

says you're gonna feed him to a demon baby?

So that, plus the damage you caused on the freeway

means that, no, Mrs. Watterson,

I cannot let you go to Daisyland.

[gasps]

[chuckles] It's okay. I get it.

The boys need more attention.

It's not your fault either, Mom.

It's just the way our family is.

Aw!

[chuckles] I'll be fine.

[Nicole] No!

We are going to Daisyland!

[yells]

-[sirens wailing] -They're catching up.

Richard, get rid of all that boat stuff we don't need!

[laughing]

[laughing]

[siren wailing]

Stop the car!

Right now!

[music playing on radio]

♪ It's a shiny day ♪

[hisses]

[Anais] Wait. It's at the Paddle Pals River.

[Nicole and Anaise] Aww!

[water rushing]

Uh... What's that sound?

[gasps] The Log Drop.

[Nicole] No, no, no. No, no, no.

[Anais laughs]

[all screaming]

The Rainbow Vortex!

[all screaming]

-Let's go, baby boo! -We've got seven minutes left.

Enough time to do your program twice!

If we keep the pace!

[Anais] Uh, wait up. I, um...

-Huh? -I just...

I don't think I need to go anymore.

What? Why?

Uh...

Well, because that's happening,

for starters.

[people screaming]

And then, I guess I wasn't really sure

if anyone in this family had time for me, you know.

[all] Aww.

Oh! The Parade of Kindness!

[all screaming]

[all laugh]

But you guys tried so hard.

I feel like I've been on the joyride of a lifetime.

[screaming]

-[Baby Billy] Help me! Please! -Ah! Baby Billy!

Thought you were gonna eat me?

Not so scary now, huh?

Actually, now that I see you up close,

you're kind of cute, Baby Billy.

[pained] Thank you. [groans]

I think I like him now.

See? It really wasn't for nothing.

All those efforts today... [chuckles]

...you guys delivered.

I felt the love, you know?

[all] Aww.

It really ticked every box.

-[fireworks exploding] -Oh!

Feels like we're in for some serious fireworks.

[all laugh]

Oh! Uh, there's one more thing we need to do.

Will you please take a photo for us?

[groans] Of course.

Everyone leaves Daisyland with a smile. [groans]

Everybody say "Anais!"

[all] Anais!

[all] Huh?

[Anais gasps]

Daisy!

[closing theme music playing]