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[opening theme music playing]
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[Nicole]
Emergency family meeting!
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Everyone,
meet me in the kitchen.
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Except you, Anais.
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-[sighs]
-All right.
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[groans] I'm gonna
run out of room
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in my stuff-to-unpack-
in-therapy notebook.
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[grunts]
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All right,
what's happening, Mom?
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-[grunts]
-Hmm?
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"Class action lawsuit
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leads to amusement park
demolition tomorrow."
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-What does that mean?
-It means that Daisyland
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was built by
a bunch of corrupt bozos
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who cut even more corners
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than they cut children
on their rides.
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"Little Timmy
was left upside down
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on the Rainbow Vortex
for so long
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that his tongue
hung out of his mouth
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like a prize-winning eggplant"?
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[shudders] Glad
we're never going, I guess.
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Oh, we're going immediately.
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-What?
-What? I can't go now.
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I have a date with Penny.
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Two years ago,
I bought these tickets
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for Anais's birthday,
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and I still haven't taken her!
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But why are you saying this
like it's our fault?
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Because this is why
we never went.
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I'm sorry, honey.
We'll have to go another time.
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Nicole!
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Uh, Mrs. Mom!
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Uh, Mom!
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[groans] Okay.
We might have been
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hogging your attention
a little, but...
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Nicole!
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-[screams]
-Mom!
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-Nicole!
-Mrs. Mom!
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[screams]
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All right, we get it!
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We're useless!
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-Mom!
-Mrs. Mom!
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Nicole!
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-Mom!
-Mrs. Mom!
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-Nicole!
-Mom?
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-Nicole!
-Mrs. Mom!
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-Nicole!
-Mom!
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[all wailing]
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Promise me you'll be
on your best behavior.
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I need you to not muck this up.
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This is our last chance
to take her
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before they demolish the park.
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Today is all about her.
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I'm so sorry, Penny.
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I won't be able
to join you today
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because I have to go
to this stupid thing,
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but just remember
how much I love you.
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-Never forget--
-So what's the program?
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Well, if we manage
to make it there,
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which we probably won't,
knowing you guys,
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I want to go
on the Paddle Pals River,
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then the Log Drop,
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then the Rainbow Vortex,
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the Parade of Kindness,
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and then...
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I'm gonna hug Daisy.
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Then the fireworks,
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and a nice family photo.
[giggles]
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Wait up. What kind
of demonic spawn is that?
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[Anais] Oh.
You mean Baby Billy?
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But he's so cute.
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[eerie babbling]
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[shudders] He looks like
he was born
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bursting through
someone's chest.
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It's lucky you managed
to fix the car, Richard.
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Imagine if it hadn't
passed the inspection.
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Ah, see?
Not so useless after all.
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How about some music to get
our baby girl in the mood?
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[distorted music]
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No stress. I can fix this, too.
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[chuckles nervously]
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[all groaning]
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Okay, okay! Let's just...
enjoy the silence.
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[breathes angrily]
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What have you done to the car?
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Uh... [chuckles nervously]
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[breathing heavily]
Is that baby gonna be there?
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I don't want to be eaten
by the kindergarten goblin!
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Let me out! Let me out!
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-[tires screeching]
-[all scream]
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Let me out!
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[Nicole] Darwin, stop this!
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I've got another idea.
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Do whatever you have to do,
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but do it quick!
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[screams] No!
I can't see anything now!
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All right!
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[car horns honking]
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Richard, just do something!
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[growling]
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[tires screeching]
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Argh! Cut it out!
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I'm trying to
apologize to Penny
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for missing our date.
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I'm just a big bag
of useless flesh.
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-[sobbing]
-Let me go!
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I don't want to be fed
to the kindergarten goblin!
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Let me out!
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-I don't know what to do!
-I can't hear myself thinking
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with you whining
like a bunch of Internet goats.
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[gasps] No!
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Look what
you made me send Penny!
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[all gasp]
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Remember what you promised.
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-Yes.
-Today's all about you.
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Yeah. We're gonna
have a great time.
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Hmm. Sure.
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All we need now
is just one good soul
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to allow us back into traffic.
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[chuckles nervously]
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[gasping] Mom, please.
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Can we put the real air con on?
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The air tastes like liver.
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No, because the air con now
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makes the car
deflate the tires.
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[sighs] Okay.
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All right. I've had enough.
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[screeching]
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[sighs] Fair enough.
I would do the same to anyone
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trying to weasel their way in
from the emergency lane.
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Actually, you know what?
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[laughs] Back in the game.
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-[groans]
-[phone beeps]
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[sighs in relief]
Okay. [laughs]
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Thank you, Universe,
for the edit button.
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Phew! [laughs]
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Penny will never know.
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[laughs]
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Uh, you do know
she can see the edited message
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on her side, though, right?
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Uh, Mom, I think we're having
a serious situation back here.
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[Nicole] What's the problem
with you boys?
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Don't you want to see
the cute cartoon characters?
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[hyperventilating]
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[screaming, crying]
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Oh, you've got to
be kidding me.
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[grunting, panting]
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[chuckles] I was chewing gum
when I fixed the car,
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and I sneezed,
and it went through my nostril.
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And then I couldn't find it--
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Mom, just do what you gotta do.
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[exhales]
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Come on, come on.
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[engine starts]
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Hey, Penny!
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[sobbing]
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He literally died
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when he sent you
that message by mistake.
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[gasps]
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For the record, you guys
should just call next time.
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Text messages
can be easily misinterpreted.
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All right, bye now.
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We're gonna do it! We can
still make it there in time.
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It's gonna be okay! [laughs]
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Hey, you! Stop!
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License and registration,
please.
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[sighs]
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Well, it seems your husband
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registered this car as a boat.
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So this vehicle
is not street legal.
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More like
straight lethal, actually.
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Also, the son we found
tied up in the backseat
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says you're gonna feed him
to a demon baby?
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So that, plus the damage
you caused on the freeway
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means that, no, Mrs. Watterson,
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I cannot let you
go to Daisyland.
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[gasps]
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[chuckles] It's okay. I get it.
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The boys need more attention.
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It's not your fault
either, Mom.
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It's just the way
our family is.
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Aw!
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[chuckles] I'll be fine.
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[Nicole] No!
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We are going to Daisyland!
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[yells]
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-[sirens wailing]
-They're catching up.
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Richard, get rid of all
that boat stuff we don't need!
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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[siren wailing]
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Stop the car!
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Right now!
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[music playing on radio]
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♪ It's a shiny day ♪
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[hisses]
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[Anais] Wait. It's at
the Paddle Pals River.
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[Nicole and Anaise] Aww!
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[water rushing]
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Uh... What's that sound?
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[gasps] The Log Drop.
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[Nicole] No, no, no.
No, no, no.
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[Anais laughs]
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[all screaming]
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The Rainbow Vortex!
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[all screaming]
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-Let's go, baby boo!
-We've got seven minutes left.
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Enough time
to do your program twice!
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If we keep the pace!
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[Anais] Uh, wait up. I, um...
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-Huh?
-I just...
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I don't think
I need to go anymore.
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What? Why?
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Uh...
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Well, because that's happening,
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for starters.
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[people screaming]
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And then, I guess
I wasn't really sure
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if anyone in this family
had time for me, you know.
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[all] Aww.
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Oh! The Parade of Kindness!
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[all screaming]
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[all laugh]
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But you guys tried so hard.
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I feel like I've been on
the joyride of a lifetime.
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[screaming]
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-[Baby Billy] Help me! Please!
-Ah! Baby Billy!
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Thought you were gonna eat me?
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Not so scary now, huh?
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Actually, now that
I see you up close,
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you're kind of cute,
Baby Billy.
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[pained] Thank you. [groans]
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I think I like him now.
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See? It really
wasn't for nothing.
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All those efforts today...
[chuckles]
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...you guys delivered.
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I felt the love, you know?
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[all] Aww.
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It really ticked every box.
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-[fireworks exploding]
-Oh!
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Feels like we're in
for some serious fireworks.
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[all laugh]
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Oh! Uh, there's one more thing
we need to do.
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Will you please
take a photo for us?
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[groans] Of course.
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Everyone leaves Daisyland
with a smile. [groans]
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Everybody say "Anais!"
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[all] Anais!
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[all] Huh?
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[Anais gasps]
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Daisy!
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[closing theme music playing]
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