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[opening theme music playing]
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[loud sputtering]
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What exactly is going on
right now?
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I'm whistle blowing.
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My freedom of speech
is being infringed upon.
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Ms. Simeon
refused to let me read
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my poem at the recital tonight.
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Well, for starters,
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the superintendent
will be present.
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And knowing you,
that poem is probably
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as appropriate as chest hair
on a newborn baby.
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[inhales] It's about my butt.
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[gasping]
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[indistinct conversation]
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[huffs] Have a good day,
Watterson.
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[gasps]
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It's not just about butts.
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It's also about self-love
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and accepting
yourself as you are, and--
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-[panting]
-[Gumball] Sir!
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Sir. Principal Brown!
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What are you doing?
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People need to hear my message!
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[dramatic music plays]
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Oh, no!
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-Yes!
-[music stops]
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Don't you dare, Watterson!
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[thuds]
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[panting, grunts]
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-[Principal Brown] Watterson!
-This poem is called "My Butt"
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by Gumball Watterson.
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Give me that!
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-[gasping]
-[screaming]
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[Gumball] I'm not gonna lie.
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For someone who looks
like an anemic
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shower drain cannelloni,
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that was mad impressive.
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[sighs] I'm sorry, Watterson.
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It's just, I have
a problem with butts.
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My own, specifically.
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I... I cover it up with--
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I'm not gonna go into details,
but mine is weird and gross.
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Can you let this slide, please?
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[whimpers]
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-[exhaling]
-Uh...
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Don't make it a thing.
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Please, I beg you.
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[whimpers]
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I can't let you
suffer like this.
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I swear to help you
love yourself.
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No. No. No!
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Can't you see your own shame
is putting your students
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at risk of reliving
the same misery?
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[yelling] No!
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It's for the good
of the children!
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No!
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Oh, all right, then.
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You know, sometimes
all it takes
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to feel better
about a part of yourself
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is to find a new way
of framing it.
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[camera flashes]
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Well, feel free to frame
my butt for homicide
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of my self-esteem.
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That butt is part of you.
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You just need
to see it in a new light
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to learn to
love it again. Look.
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No, no, no.
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Yo, this one kind of slays.
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If you're talking
about heretics
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during the Crusades, maybe.
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[Gumball] No, no, no.
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Oh, that's kind of bold.
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No future!
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Yeah. For my work life.
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Oh, this one feels very me.
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Yeah, it's got that 1950s
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I don't do feelings,
Daddy realness.
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Larry, you're up.
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I don't get paid
enough for this.
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Okay, just relax now.
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Everything's gonna
be all right.
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I'm an adult man, Watterson.
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-I know how to handle my--
-[clippers buzzing]
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[screaming]
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-Stay back! Stay out!
-[siren wailing]
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-[gasps]
-[explosion]
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[high-pitched tone]
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[both groaning]
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What was that about?
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It would appear my butt issues
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are a little more deep-seated
than I first assumed.
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-[loud sigh]
-[gasps]
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Maybe I can help.
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The people from my village
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used to complain a lot
about how they looked.
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But they missed those parts
they didn't like
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once they were gone.
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[both shriek]
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Oh, hey, you guys.
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So you want to press
charges or anything?
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No. No, I'm good.
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Oh, great.
Then you're free to go.
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[grunts] Oh! [laughs]
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Oh, you can go too, by the way.
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No witness, no body, no crime.
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Thank you, Officer.
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I'll get back to my work.
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Another case closed
for Elmore's finest.
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[door clangs]
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Uh...
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Want to know what I do
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when things don't
go exactly to plan?
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I ask a responsible adult.
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[chomping loudly]
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But when Mom's not home,
I ask him.
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[microwave dings]
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[chuckles sheepishly]
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What to do when society
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forces unrealistic
beauty standards upon you,
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and your body looks like
a gas station burrito.
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Make popcorn, I guess.
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No.
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You look at yourself
with the kindness you deserve
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and find the beauty within.
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[pleasant music plays]
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Oh! I see it too.
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How can it be?
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Is this some sort
of delusional pathology?
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No, beauty is in the eye
of the beholder, my friend.
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I'd demonstrate too,
but [sighs] unfortunately,
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I was blessed
with such a physique
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that I just can't be
improved upon.
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-Anyway, you give it a try.
-Uh... hmm. Uh.
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[pleasant music plays]
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-Oh.
-Come on. Love yourself.
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Ah!
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[exclaims]
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[gasping]
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Wait, wait, wait! Stop!
What are you doing?
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[groaning]
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[gasps] I can't stop!
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[all screaming]
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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[all screaming]
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[all screaming]
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What's up with that
butt of yours, man?
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Uh, I'm sorry.
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Let me explain.
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You see, I was born
with a bald butt.
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I never questioned its shape
until that day...
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with the local school bully.
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Uh... [chuckles]
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[laughing]
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What's up with that?
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[all laughing]
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Why is your crack
so short, bro?
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Does it whistle when you toot?
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[all laughing]
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Guys, look at this.
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It looks like an egg
with a cleft chin.
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[all laugh hysterically]
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-[sobbing]
-[gasping]
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I resorted to wearing
a butt wig
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from that moment forward.
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Huh. It's funny how
a small, innocent comment
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can affect the rest
of your life. Hmm.
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I don't know.
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Sounds like that kid
was a massive cuss word.
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But that's why you have
to let me read my poem tonight.
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So we can right this wrong,
and no student will ever
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have to feel ashamed
of their body again.
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That kid went on to become
the superintendent, Gumball.
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He'll be at
the recital tonight.
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-[exclaims]
-But--
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This is the end
of this discussion.
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No ifs, no ands
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and no, bu-- bu-- bu-bu--
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[sobbing]
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I'll heal you, Principal Brown,
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with the power of spoken words,
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no matter whether
you want it or not.
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Mark my words, Principal Brown!
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I will--
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[grunting]
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Gray is the color
of the gray sock.
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Gray is the color...
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I'm sorry, Watterson,
but I couldn't let you rope me
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-into further humiliation.
-[student] Gray is the color...
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Oh, I hope you're enjoying
the evening, sir.
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Oh, yeah,
my taxi's coming. [groans]
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I'm gonna have to cut it short.
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[student] Gray is the color...
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But not as short
as you know what.
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[gasping] I beg your pardon?
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It is you, isn't it? [laughs]
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What was your nickname again?
Uh... uh... Badonkadonk?
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Oh, wait. Uh... uh...
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Benedict Plundercrack!
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[laughs] Wait, wait!
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It's coming.
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Petite Cakes!
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-[laughing]
-[gasping]
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[panting]
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[muffled grunts]
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Gray is also the color--
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[crowd exclaims]
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This one's called "My Butt"
by Gumball Watterson.
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Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle
When I pop a hip
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Rocking from top to bottom
As I do a dip
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Pumping with adrenaline
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[grunts]
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Wobbling like gelatin--
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[microphone feedback]
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-[both grunting]
-[Gumball] Whoa!
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[microphone feedback]
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[panting]
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[crowd gasping]
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[melancholy music plays]
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Come on,
do it for the children.
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Uh...
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Because that beautiful butt
Was born to bounce to the beat
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It's, um, gonna
Rock the lights out
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So, get off your seat
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[scratching record]
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-[electronic beat playing]
-[indistinct singing]
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[rapping] ♪ Got so much
Junk in the trunk ♪
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♪ That I can dunk
On my haters, yo ♪
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♪ But I don't mess with punks ♪
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♪ Sorry, bro
I'll see you later, though ♪
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-♪ I got that meaty Mike ♪
-♪ What? ♪
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-♪ The wiggly delight ♪
-♪ What? ♪
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♪ I'm ready to ignite in spite
Of guys who think ♪
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♪ It's right to laugh at me
Behind my back ♪
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♪ But it's cool, though
Because they're wack ♪
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[singing] ♪ And I've got better
Things to do in my life ♪
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♪ Than to drag
On my back cul-de-sac ♪
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♪ That the goalies
Are going through ♪
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♪ Got visions in my mind
Where they cry and they gag ♪
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♪ And I laugh
When they shake it about ♪
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♪ And they see me go ♪
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♪ Let me give it
To you straight ♪
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[rapping] ♪ Don't waste
All that good cake ♪
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♪ Forget the hate
Just drop the weight ♪
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♪ Turn it up make it vibrate ♪
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♪ Just jiggle, jiggle
Jiggle, jiggle ♪
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♪ Shake all of that ♪
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♪ Jiggle, jiggle
Jiggle, jiggle ♪
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♪ Shake all that ♪
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♪ Yeah, you clap back
At the naysayers ♪
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♪ Shake the haters off
Like a player ♪
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♪ Jiggle, jiggle
Jiggle, jiggle ♪
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♪ Shake all of that ♪
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♪ Jiggle, jiggle
Jiggle, jiggle ♪
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♪ Shake all of that ♪
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[singing]
♪ We don't harm the one ♪
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♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle ♪
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♪ We just have some fun ♪
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-[thuds]
-[crowd exclaims]
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♪ I refuse to feel shame ♪
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♪ For the way I was made ♪
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[electrical buzzing]
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[Principal Brown] ♪ Jiggle
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle ♪
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♪ Shake all of that ♪
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♪ Jiggle, jiggle
Jiggle, jiggle ♪
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♪ Shake all of that ♪
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Shame on you.
How do you sleep at night?
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On my stomach
so you can kiss it, Mr. White.
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[grunts]
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[crowd gasping]
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[gagging]
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[music continues]
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That guy's time as principal
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is gonna be shorter
than his-- Uh...
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Good evening, sir.
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Uh... uh...
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To the airport. Make it quick.
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Hmm, perhaps a short cut.
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[crowd cheering]
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[music continues]
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[blubbering]
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[closing theme music playing]
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