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[opening theme music playing]

[both snoring]

[Richard] Breakfast time!

Mmm.

[slurping]

[gurgling]

These eggs are a little too salty.

I'll take those for you. Ah...

[Nicole] Mmm!

Mrs. Mom, Gumball and I have some co-op gaming to attend to.

May we be excused?

By all means.

I didn't think it was possible,

but they just put me off my breakfast.

-Left jig it! -Left. Right. Back.

-Right, left. Right. -Back, back, back.

Maybe the boys are becoming a little too... fusional.

They're so close that they might get

carbon monoxide poisoning

from sucking each other's breath.

[both] Yeah!

-[video game beeping] -[both] Shuffle shock!

-[electricity crackling] -[both] Yeah!

Never mind, it's too late.

We're going to have to do something about this.

[speaking indistinctly]

That's not a bad idea.

He-he.

[Nicole] Three, two one.

Welcome to your new room, Darwin.

-Whoa! -[Darwin laughs]

I only had a day to turn a dank basement

into a fish-themed room.

But I think I did a pretty good job.

I added some sand to this patch of damp,

and now it's a cute sandpit.

This drafty crack in the foundations

makes the seaweed sway.

And this dangerous-looking pipe I exposed is fine,

because now it's a spooky eel.

A woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo.

Wow, this is great.

But, uh, where's my bed, though?

Actually, we thought it'd be better

if you guys had separate rooms.

So you can become your own individual selves

and stop wiping each other's butts.

What? That's horrible!

-Right, Darwin? -[vocalizing]

Yes. Horribubble.

Come on,

it's not like you're never gonna see each other anymore.

It's just a little bit more long distance.

A bit?

He's gonna be two flights away, Mom.

It's two flights of stairs.

And it's not like you're gonna be alone.

You're gonna have your sister--

Ah, bub-bub-bub, no you won't.

I bet you a dollar that this plan

is gonna blow up in your face in less than 24 hours.

So I'm removing myself from this equation.

Well, I'm gonna take that bet.

Otherwise, I'm gonna have to legally declare them

as conjoined twins.

You boys can make this work, right?

[metallic buzzing]

[groans] All right, that's enough.

-[metal clanks] -[grunts]

Gumball, off to bed.

[grumbles] Fine.

[cell phone ringing]

-[Darwin] Hello? -Hey, man. Sorry I had to call.

I just can't sleep by myself up here.

Tell me everything you've done since we last talked,

and don't skip a single detail.

Well, I, uh, breathed a couple of times.

[laughs heartily]

Oh, that's so you.

All these adventures you're experiencing,

I'm missing them.

I miss our games.

Well, we could pretend.

[Gumball] What do you mean?

Tell me what you would do if we were playing a game.

Maybe I would press B a couple of times. [chuckles]

Yeah, and then I'll press left, right. [snickers]

Then I would do up, down, right, trigger.

-Left trigger. -Right trigger!

-Left up. -Left up, trigger.

-Going... -Down!

-Up! -Down!

[both squeal, laugh]

Dude, that was great.

Just like you were here.

Dude?

[Darwin snoring]

Okay. Catch you tomorrow.

-[snoring continues] -Muah!

This is gonna work out just fine.

[uneasy music plays]

[line ringing]

[groaning]

[line continues ringing]

-[Darwin] Hey! -Hey dude, I--

[Darwin] Sorry I can't make it to the phone right now,

but please leave a message.

[chuckles] Gets me every time.

[line ringing]

Gumball, don't you think--

[Darwin] Hey!

-[Darwin] Gumball? -[gasps] Darwin!

[Darwin] I just woke up and saw your 300 missed calls.

You'll never guess what.

I stayed up all night

and made a miniature model of you

with all your dead fish scales I found in the room.

-[fly buzzes] -[Darwin] You didn't sleep?

[sniffing] No.

But I did find our old Panda Party Town

chat room account.

[Darwin] Oh, word!

Let me check on my laptop.

[music playing on game]

[game chiming]

[chuckling]

I don't know why we ever got bored of this.

[Darwin] Hold on. Who's that guy behind you?

[Gumball] I don't know.

His website has been abandoned for three years.

Some kid who refuses to grow up, I guess.

A Peter Panda.

What are you up to? Want to hang out?

Maybe get a shuffle shock going on? [vocalizing]

[Darwin] Man, I'd love to,

but I've got a lot of unpacking to do.

I can call back later, though.

-Is that okay? -Sure. No problem.

[phone beeps]

This'll be fine. Right, heart?

-[heart beating] -[steady beeping]

-[heart groans] -[flatline tone]

It's okay. I'll just wait for Darwin to call.

[dramatic music plays]

[whimsical music plays]

[cell phone beeps]

-[line ringing] -Oops, butt dial.

-[Darwin] Hello? -Hey, dude.

You... you didn't call back.

Uh, it wasn't like I was waiting forever or anything.

[Darwin] Sorry, dude. I'm, uh, busy right now.

[scoffs] Busy?

Busy doing what the... what the... what exactly?

-[Darwin] Um... uh... -[background laughter]

-[Darwin] Turn it down! -Wait.

-Are you with people right now? -[Darwin] Sorry, dude.

Who's that in the background?

Wait, what's going on?

Gumball, hang up the phone.

Your dad used up all our minutes

for an important, uh, business call.

[hold music playing]

[grunting softly]

[man] Hello, how may I help you today?

Can you put me back on hold, please?

[man] Okay.

[hold music resumes]

But, Mom, I have to call Darwin.

I think he's cheating on me with other people and--

Gumball, the phone, please.

[snarling]

Oh, honey, come on. Give me the phone.

I know this distance thing is difficult,

but you clearly need it.

This behavior reeks of unhealthy co-dependency.

Nah, that smell is actually Gumball's tribute

to Darwin over there.

[mystical music playing]

Ugh. This is even worse than I thought.

Gumball, please try and give this distance thing a go.

It's becoming a matter of public safety now.

[gasps]

[groans] All right, fine.

Just promise me you'll go one evening without Darwin.

Okay. I promise you, Mom.

Panda Party Town!

Come on, Darwin, enable your Panda chat.

Enable your Panda chat.

[laughs] Nice one, Darwin.

[Gumball] Huh? Tobias?

What are you doing in Darwin's Panda?

[laughs] Nothing.

Nothing to see here.

[Gumball] Darwin, what's going on?

Guys, stop it!

-[Gumball] Darwin? -Oh, no, Gumball!

[distorted] I'm so sorry.

I didn't want you to find out like this.

Find out what? You're breaking up.

I tried to keep it a secret.

I don't think this... thing's working out.

Not working out?

-[distorted] -[Gumball] Darwin! Darwin!

It's fine. I'm fine.

Darwin's breaking up with me.

It's... It's not the end of the world.

[explosion]

[high-pitched tone]

-[game chimes] -[gasps]

[game chimes]

[sniffles]

[bAmBoOdUdE97] Hey Panda pal.

Looks like you could use some help.

What's wrong?

My best friend moved out. [sniffles]

And now he doesn't want to see me anymore.

[bAmBoOdUdE97] Oh, bro, I can totally relate.

My best friend/roommate

also left me with no explanation.

And so I've wandered this kingdom ever since.

From the Bamboo Bathhouse

to the Soda Pop Disco Fun Dungeon,

looking for him.

Wait, who is this panda?

[ominous music plays]

Leonard Daniels?

Actually, yeah, that kind of tracks.

I prefer bAmBoOdUdE97.

Listen, I can help you get your friend back.

[gasps] Really? What do I do?

Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

[Leonard] Now bow before me, my young Panda-wan,

and I shall teach you the--

Okay, time out!

I said I wouldn't get involved, but even I draw the line

at taking any form of advice from the Internet.

No witnesses!

[growls]

[Gumball grunting]

Phew. That was hard work.

Yeah. I can't believe we just did that.

You don't think Gumball saw anything

on Panda Party Town, right?

Hah. No, don't worry about him.

He won't suspect a thing.

Come on, let's go.

[all chuckling]

[grunting]

[dramatic music plays]

[panting]

[grunting]

[gas hissing]

[grunts]

[Gumball continues grunting]

[Darwin] Three, two, one!

[all] Surprise!

-[all gasp] -What's going on here?

Oh... Bye!

Anais, what happened?

Ah! Gumball's gone crazy!

You've got to stop him!

[panting]

[clangs]

What kind of glass is this?

Gumball! What are you doing?

Whatever it takes.

Why did you trash the place?

Back in Panda Party Town,

you said things weren't working out.

That's not what I said.

I said the distance isn't working out.

And the thing I didn't want you to find out about

is me and the guys were making

your own special place in my room.

[bugle music plays]

[Darwin] That way, you could stay over anytime you wanted.

It appears I have overreacted.

What was your plan anyway?

Trash my room so I would have to move back upstairs?

Well, actually, the plan was to frame us both

for destruction of property

so we'd have to share a life sentence

in a co-solitary confinement prison cell

and we'd have to be together forever.

Dude, that is...

[in deep voice] the most romantic thing I've ever heard.

[laughs]

[in slow motion] Darwin!

[in slow motion] Gumball!

[both groaning]

[both] Let's do a shuffle shock!

Guys, what is that weird smell?

[sniffs, gasps]

-[gas hissing] -[gasps]

[dramatic music plays]

-No, wait! -[electricity crackling]

[explosion]

[siren wailing in distance]

Well, Officer, what are the charges?

-Is it arson? -It's always your son.

But we're not charging you with that.

We've been running through your boy's chat activity

with bAmBoOdUdE97

and we've solved the case of his missing roommate.

[in eerie voice] I found him down by the lake,

behind the old boat house.

[in normal voice] So I gave him a ride home,

and now they're reunited.

[triumphant music plays]

[video game beeping]

Beautiful.

Hey, does that mean we can go back to sharing a room?

Yes, for the sake of everyone's safety.

Yes.

Remember your bet, though?

[closing theme music playing]